Ask someone who just got dumped by their girlfriend of 2 and a half years anything
Anything at all
>>23059730
Why'd she dump you?
I'm the same way but my bf broke up with me today
I feel you
>>23059733
She's been being frosty for about a month and a half now, and today it all came to a head in a massive argument because I asked her why she had being moody, to which she just did the standard female thing of dragging up all my past transgressions (I used to be a pretty heavy drug taker when we first got together and just before, but I only smoke weed now) And when I finally got a straight answer it was "We just don't work any more" and said we have to split for both our sakes
>>23059738
It's horrible, Isn't it
>>23059747
Fucking terrible
>>23059747
>did the standard female thing
Oh dear. She wouldn't put up with your constant immaturity and misogynistic condescension. What a lousy girlfriend.
>>23059799
Well sorry if iv'e offended you but it seems to be the thing females rely on, the whole keeping score thing so they can whip those out instead of giving people a straight answer, I wouldn't have said it if I hadn't seen/heard about it a million and one times
>>23059795
Relationships, who needs 'em
This thread made me go give my boyfriend a hug
Breakups are too hard ;-;
>>23059819
Treasure them while you have them, because one day you'll be sat there kicking yourself for taking them for granted when they've gone.
6 and a half years we knew each other, thick as thieves yet I was too self absorbed to see her advances straight away, 2 and a half years we dated but she slipped away.
Breakups are too hard indeed.
>>23059812
Well it is shitty of her to do something like that and dredge up things that are in the past it's clear heavy drug use was something that affected her view of you and I am not aggregating with how she brought it all to fruition you most likely aren't a saint and did somethings to fuck it up just as she did
>>23059830
I'm sure I probably did, but to me this whole thing was nothing short of a bolt from the blue, I was going to propose to her soon
>>23059730
>What was the happiest memory of you two?
>What will you miss the most?
>Can you still remember her laugh?
>>23059841
Well not totally out of the blue if you said she had been frosty for a month or more. When the haze of being newly dumped clears and you look back on it I am sure you'll notice other warning signs. Its happened to me before too.
>>23059812
>Well sorry if iv'e offended
>Someone disagrees with me
>Must have hurt their weak feelings
>Anyone who doesn't think like me is a wimp
>>23059858
Probably a toss up between the month we spent in Turkey, the adrenaline rush of the first kiss we snuck in the college corridor (She was my first REAL relationship which lasted over a couple of months) or the hottest day of the summer last year we spent smoking weed and listening to music at the edge of a giant crystal clear lake near where we grew up in North Wales filled to the brim with fish
I'll probably miss either the Animals at the rescue that her and her family ran or waking up in the middle of the night and holding her tight as she smiled in her sleep
Yeah of course I can, it was a weird yet altogether cute little giggle
>>23059878
>lel
Going out for a few drinks to sort my head out with a few friends, i'll check the thread when I get back, see if anyones posted and i'll reply
>>23059894
You poor bastard that's heavy.
>>23059897
It's true. You're lashing out at all women, even though you admitted this was your first relationship. Grow up and take accountability for yourself. Stop turning your failed relationship into a prejudice against an entire gender.
>>23059747
> used to be a pretty heavy drug taker when we first got together and just before, but I only smoke weed now
Seems like you learned a lot.
>>23059799
>>23060081
This ^5
What are you going to do now?
Want to get stoned and have sex in her bed? Bonus points if we tie her up and make her watch.
>>23060081
>>23059878
>>23059799
You sound like one of those girls that treats men like shit and wonders why they leave you and are pissed off about it.
The poor guy has come here to vent grieve, If you don't have anything positive to say leave, maybe tumblr or reddit is more your speed.
>>23059730
Sorry to hear bro, my heart goes out to you.
>>23060704
that would be fan-fucking-tastic, you UK, if so are you near liverpool?
>>23060693
Fuck knows, probably go back to Uni in liverpool and sleep around a bit, or smoke a shit load of weed minus my sidekick, like a batman without his robin.
>>23061182
Thanks bro, means a lot
>>23059943
Heavy's not the fucking word bro, my head has fallen clean off, but Que Sera Sera at the end of the day. I'm not gonna be one of those poor desperate fuckers who bemoans the situation, just gotta get on with life at the end of the day
>>23061553
Nope US. Too bad cucking someone's shitty ex while stoned would be awesome.
>>23061571
Damn, I reckon that would be fucking hilarious
>>23061583
Hilarious and super hot.
>>23061597
Easy tiger, this is globe spanning flirting here
>>23061553
>like a batman without his robin.
I'm going to cry, them feels
>>23061636
I did just smoke. And I have an ice cream sundae. I'm probably just in a super good mood.
do you belieeeeeve in life after love?
>>23061646
I just got done smoking today as well, blitzed a Q just keeping the anxiety under control haha
>>23061693
10/10
>>23061736
Maybe you should get an ice cream sundae as well because it's pretty banging
>>23061778
Seconded
>>23059730
I got broken up with my gf of 6 years this spring because she was afraid of the police (they raided her house 4 times in a year fruitlessly cuz they hate me and her bills were in my name) - a month later I had a hotter more sexually exuberant girl. We're on month 7 now. Chin up Anon.
> new girls rack she texted me while I was at work today, she sends me naughty pics and texts to brighten my work day up
>>23061787
I just might do that
>>23061807
You jammy bastard, good on you
>>23061693
fucking 10/10 post man
>>23061182
>implying being an asshole to an entire gender is an acceptable means of grief
>implying I'm a girl
>>23061807
>We're on month 7 now
>expects relationship to last while sharing nudes online
>>23062175
Do you see any way you can identify her? No? Then I guess it doesn't matter does it?
She would be chill though. She actually posts here more than I do, but never nudes.
>>23062279
>Then I guess it doesn't matter does it?
She must appreciate a partner that makes decisions for her. Good thing you know best.
>>23062285
She does, actually. She refers to me as sir and master.
Don't get butthurt or anything.
>>23062100
>>23062175
>>23059799
>>23059878
>>23060081
>>23062285
>tumblr
>not even once
>>23062305
>implying I wish I had a subservient woman who doesn't want to think for herself
>>23062330
>subservient woman who doesn't think for herself
Sounds like a good time in bed to me.
>>23062339
Have fun with your self-lubricating autonomous hand. I'm sure you have a meaningful and fulfilling relationship.
>>23062329
mfw I don't use Tumblr
Points for using a prepackaged generic insult. You're insults are as biting as they are original.
>>23062376
>Implying I care
>>23062330
>special snowflake mad as hell
She took this while I was asleep last night then texted it to me at work today. Apparently she plays with me while I'm asleep, pretty hot tbqh f@m.
>>23062100
You sound like a bitch
Tits or gtfo
>>23062100
Your parody of an SJW is pretty good, keep it up
>>23062420
>she plays with me while I'm asleep
>thinks this isn't creepy as fuck
>calls others special snowflake
>>23064228
>hot gf is so turned on by you she plays with your dick while you sleep
>not sexy as fuck
Check your pulse you might be dead.
