Yes, welcome to 26 years of being alone. Though all that business about leaking seems a tad bit over dramatic don't ya think?

Never been as horny as described, but I've been to the point where if I see a pretty girl at work I'd get major ragers in my loose ass work dickies, and have to walk around like a guerilla

Once when I was at the height of my monkeyhormones (probably middle school) I rubbed my dick on my bed cause it felt good. A minute later I'm literally involuntarily humping my bed. I think Topanga was in my mind.
>>23057427
I occasionally leak some when girls touch me. I'm a virgin though. But it's from past social anxieties, so I get some pretty good looking girls touching me. I'm also lolling at that first sentence.

>>23057417
week without masturbation is enough to get me into such state. sexual daydreaming and lots of boners makes it hard to think clearly. precum goes hand in hand with boner.

ive been up all night stroking my cock... im feeling extra horny tonight so im about to shove an electric razor handle up my ass for the first time.(with no blade obviously) wish me luck

>fap
>problem solves

How is this so difficult?