Post these things you goddamn degenerates
>>23053797
template
Closest I've seen to me in these threads is Ohio, but I can dream.
>>23053831
Gotta remember to update mine to this one later.
>>23053797
>started with his own infograph instead of the template
This thread is doomed already.
>>23054839
just roll with it.
>>23054839
Let's be real, all of you faggots have one already
Joining the thread.
Totally up for chatting if you are interested.
Reposting
Met some cool people
Nothing romantic yet tho
>>23056425
Shit I posted the wrong one, kik is ku.ku.kachoo
ive met a few folks and that's kinda cool
skype id : sardoniccharm
ayy.
>>23056477
are you cut or unsnipped out of curiosity?
I'm not very original.
>>23056477
good taste in television. if you want to read an excellent overview of human history through the lens of warfare, I highly recommend Gwynne Dyre, a very smart Canadian journalist/historian. I am really enjoying the book so far. if you want something short to read, check out a few of Ray Bradbury's short stories. Kaleidoscope is a wonderful little spooky tale you could read right now:
http://www.scaryforkids.com/kaleidoscope-by-ray-bradbury/
>>23056823
sorry, meant to say War: The New Edition by Gwynne Dyre. great book
I'm one of the few Asian women who love Arab guys but a lot of Arab men just DON'T like Asan women! Many of them like White Girls very much for some reason
Feel free to add me on skype
Give me some (You)s pls
or talk to me on kik
>>23057955
I'm arabic and I'm sure we would get along really nicely.
(I'm this guy: >>23056645)
>>23057960
That's a very ... errr ... unconventional definition of "chubby" even for Americans.
>>23057967
Here is your (You)
>>23056645
That's a lovely bit of self reflection.
>>23057960
>BMI of 34
>Obese is 30<
You are a bit liberal with the term chubby.
>>23058375
Thanks senpai
Have another one on me.
Here we go.
Oh well
>>23057955
arab guys are the scum of the earth you useless squid.
>>23058324
>White
>Arab
ZURÜCK NACH SYRIEN ABDUL
Brace for pleb
>>23059015
Ich bin Türke.
(Die zählen als Araber, oder?)
>>23059320
Nein, die hasse ich nicht im Gegensatz zu Arabern
>>23059325
Oh mann. Das bedeutet ja, dass ich die qt3,1415 asiatin nicht daten kann. :(
>>23056477
>aspiring comedian
Looks like we got ourselves a funny guy here
>>23053854
A fellow Sunshine fan ! Also pretty compatible it seems. Too bad you're so far away.
>>23059559
I'm from western europe, wanna chat?
>>23059559
I'd still love to talk to you, even it'd be doomed to be an LDR at best.
How can I reach you? you seem like a pretty chill person.
>>23058972
Sand niggers are just one scum of the earth. There's also wetbacks, kikes, and regular niggers.
>>23059972
kik : user182993
(skype too but don't want to post it here)
reply to post for the lulz
>>23060223
Here's your (You)
Why is BP so hard?
>>23060330
what do you mean 300 isn't my bp lol
>trusting e-stats
>>23060330
>>23060400
turns out you where right, it's worse than you know.
18%
>>23060476
I meant those are my stats, I share the same problem! I'm still at the Novice stage though mostly
>>23060519
yeah i think it's our profession, we just don't lift heavy things with our arms enough daily. You legs are better and my back is better, at least we have that.
Usually a lurker, this looked fun so thought I'd fill it out
I'll post
>>23059559
>Trans
>Catholic
I'm jealous of the Orthodox tbqh
someonetalktome.jpg
>>23061176
>Catholic
>Plays Crusader Kings and EU
That's kindof funny t.b.h
Even though I converted to fedora (and a life of sin, some might say), I still think catholic is easily best tier.
toastin' in bread.
>>23061342
I play Vicky 2 also, but I prefer dynasty management to industry management.
>>23063108
>>23061342
I.D changed, but I'm still the guy you responded to btw
>>23057960
literally my ex
watch out guys
>>23063142
Really? Then who are you? First name.
I'm a boring loser, so why not. I'll rate after I post because I'm too lazy to right now
>>23057960
You seem like a pretty cool girl.
+ TV, Movies, Pokemon, and Hiking/exploring
= Books and Music are not really my thing but I understand the attraction.
- (unless 20) Kinda young, likes /b/ so you're probably a shitty as me
>>23063142
>dating a landwhale
only got yourself to blame bruh
>>23057960
You weigh more than me and I'm a 6'1 male.... you're a little bit more than chubby. *whale sounds*
>>23063381
"An adult male weighs at least 200 pounds." Mark Rippetoe
>one girl in the thread
>everyone makes fun of her weight
Like damn nigga I ain't addin' her but have some class.
>>23063405
I weigh 205 :-)
Forgot some arbitrary information last time, so i'm reposting this now.
>>23063587
no offense but is this real
>>23063592
Is anything real? do you wish to know something from asking me this question?
>>23063615
>>23063592
how can we be real if our eyes arent real?
Kind of vague, but vibes are important and hard to put into a template. Q_Q
>>23063623
And then you proceed to stab someones eyes out, you serial killer you.
>>23063641
maybe theyll stop breaking in my garage to curl in my squat rack then
>>23063640
At first I read what you said as "Kind of vague but i'm a vampire Q_Q"
>>23063656
I'm actually happy that you said that because I legitimately made myself queasy from what I just said. I guess this is why someone pooping in someones mouth in a german porno can make me laugh but the second a drip of blood drops I wanna die.
>>23063675
desu im the opposite. but then again ive done fire and ems before.
>>23063675
Luckily I'm not that autistic yet. Give me some time tho.
>>23063702
Damnit at this rate you'll be a furry and then you'll be otherkin. Let us help you before it's too late!
>>23063708
reading through your chart, i fit a majority of the description rather well, save the being 2 years too young.
heres my chart >>23053868
if age isnt too much of an issue feel free to add me.
>>23063714
>mfw nobody understands I'm a shrub at heart.
Lets get sad and listen to arcade fire during these subpar winter nights pretending to be comfy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r75BFcH4u2k
Spent too much time on this shit not to repost.
Also it's cool if you're a dude, not really looking for a relationshit, just dating material tends to be friendship material and vice versa.
beep beep
>>23064402
>be interested in something other than jerking off or video games
There's a nice piece to self reflect on
>>23064608
regardless of what your liberal college professor wants to tell you, jerking off actually does make you feel less confident and less energetic. Just try not jerking off for a few weeks and see how great you feel.
>>23064608
shhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>23064622
shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>23064637
kek
>>23064608
shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>23064622
shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>23064637
shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>23064651
shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>23064648
shhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>23064651
shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>23064654
shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
It's me again.
Now with contact info.
>>23068718
Tried sending you a message on kik, says you haven't been on in a while?
>>23068718
I honestly feel like you're the closest to my ideal I'd possibly find here.
Happy new year
eeeey
>>23070356
LONDON
O
N
D
O
N
>>23070392
sadly not
>>23070356
>England
Wow I thought I'd scared them all off :+)
>>23059355
Is me, add if you think we would get along
>>23068718
>only kik, no skype
Seriously, why?
>>23053797
>Hating Sikhs
da fuck
bit outdated but whatever
bored as fuck please send help
NEED CRAZY GF
>>23053797
where do you create the avatars?
>>23071830
Would you happen to have kik? My post is here >>23070356
>>23071852
Ye, kik name is tophergracey
skype is Varadium
come gimme a chat
>>23070356
ayooo this is me > >>23071941
>>23071960
Hey, do you have kik?
>>23071793
I think I'm going to switch.
>>23072039
Well, if you do, let us know. I sent you a message and I'd like to actually get to know you.
>>23070356
Whereabouts in the UK?
>>23071819
I don't hate them, I just don't want to date them.
>>23072039
Much appreciated. Kik is a shitty pleb messenger and it only works on phones and getting my mobile emulator to run properly so I can use kik is a massive arsepain.
>>23072673
What emulator are you using? I had some problems with Bluestacks but it works and it's free.
>>23072683
Bluestacks. What problems with it did you have and for that matter, how did you resolve them?
i made one months ago and its cringe-worthy and no longer really that accurate but i'm too lazy 2 change it. also pls don't respond telling me how hypocritical/gross i am bc i'm already well aware
>>23072823
I didn't make one but I would love to talk to you
You can add my skype if you want : luckynumber3.1415
>>23072823
>>23061288 is my chart, skype is ionphia if you wanna talk.
>>23072863
>>23072878
sent and sent.
i should probably just add my skype to the op but again, pretty lazy
THIS IS IT, I'M GETTING NOTICED TODAY GUYS I'LL NEVER SEE YOU AGAIN BECAUSE TODAY IS THE DAY!!!!!
Why not, seems fun
>>23073083 Fuck it, the image didn't post.
Please tell me you're from here when and if you contact me.
>>23055332
alec baldwin?
>>23053816
Your qt section reeks of desperation
>>23073651
Not quite. However I have been compared to his 30 rock character before. I checked your ID but it seems like you have not posted in this thread; why not?
ay
>>23063708
i fit most your stuff. im honestly just looking for someone to talk to and be friendly :) loled at the animal noises stuff i do the same. and you like sushi wich is nice cause i work as a sushi master
>>23074228 check me . i will add you i you let me
>>23072441
West Midlands.
>>23073087
Hey, do you have kik?
tall, longhair skelebro here
g'day
>>23074786
Hey! if you're still about my name on kik is moenaut
25/m/Aus
Just be tall and Swedish, let's go
>>23053797
>>23072823
Add me if you like! My infograph is >>23076845
That took longer than expected, hope that was worth it
sure
25/M/Kansas
Please send gf
>>23078251
Do you have the template for this?
>>23078553
Sorry I don't
>>23078686
all good senpai
Here goes mine!
>>23053797
have a spicy chart yo
might as well
>>23077591
I'd be interested in talking. My skype is propane.accessories
>>23070356
If you were a pie, what filling would you have?
Also got a throwaway email/kik I could get in touch with you?
h-hello?
gf pls
>>23070356
>>23074771
Damn, I'm from East Midlands. Perhaps we're not too far away.
Throwaway skype: WilliamOfTheNorth
>>23083823
Kik is "RadiantSunn" if you prefer that
Forgive me senpai for posting in another one of these shitty threads.
It's 455 for me so forgive me or any replies that aren't in a timely manner.
Any comments on how to make it better would be much appreciated.
>>23061288
Added contact shit.
hi
>>23077591
You aren't in Colorado by chance are you?
bump
Since text posts get all but ignored now. If you don't fit and just want to talk, shoot me a message.
Straight male post
>>23089055
See that's the kind of spirit I like, don't need to click a picture nothing I can just completely ignore your existence good job sport
>>23087247
nope
>>23089158
>email you my skype
>you never add me
Just wanted to see if you got it.
>>23083306
I think steak, because I'm delicious and satisfying, kid~
Eh, I don't post contact details on these kinds of threads because that tends to result in a swarm of responses I can't keep up with.
If you could give me your throwaway kik, I'd appreciate it.
>>23077591
hey thought you sounded interesting, wouldn't mind chatting, my skype is calmtempest24
Holy shit, you people really are here forever.
>>23090202
I was out of these threads for like a year, but I'm pretty sure I was catfished because I must be mentally challenged.
>>23057960
>South Carolina
Yes!
>Into beards and glasses
Yes!!
>Fat
Whatever!!!
>Enjoys GF, Daredevil, Pacific Rim
YES!!!!
>She's 18-20
Ffffff it'd be a little awkward? That's right on the border of where the age difference gets weird.
What part of South Carolina?
>>23064344
>below 18
>please take a shit
>mfw
>>23091208
Seat...
wow
I have no friends come find out why
>>23091401
The Office US or UK?
>>23091771
US but I'll watch the UK one too
>>23091401
She's actually pretty cool
WOOOOO Lets do that again :3
>>23091886
I only watched the US version (just a few episodes of the UK one, but didn't like it). Probably my favorite sitcom. Steve Carell is just amazing. I hope you like it, Parks is pretty great too.
>>23085569
Forever alone.
okay
>>23089777
because i already have you added
>>23090193
no thanks mate we've spoken before and it didnt really work out
>>23064402
Man, I remember when I still used notepad for occasional word processing.
Just makes me grateful for Notepad++. Wasn't expecting it to be the appreciable quality of life improvement that it turned out to be.
PS: What if i'm _very_ passionate about jerking off and video games, though? Would we get along then?
>>23090705
I was out of these threads for at least a year, and I recognize a bunch of these people from back then.
>>23064622
You see, if I don't regularly jerk it I can't stop thinking about fucking other women. I love my girlfriend, I masturbate so that I don't destroy my relationship. My thirst gets pretty out of hand.
Le bump meme :^)
>>23094717
I mean honestly, we're looking for stable relationships on 4chan. We are all idiots. We all just want to be loved :(
>>23096521
>stable relationships on 4chan
>>23072823
>>23070356
>>23077591
The most adorable girls in this thread, in no particular order
>>23077591
If you're still around my skype is emanz-4
>>23077591
Sent you an email but you never replied, have we talked before?
My chart: >>23086019
>>23064402
>is a womanchild
>asks others not to be a manchild
jej
Damn, it's been a while since I've been on /soc/.
This thing is cringy, but I'm too lazy to make a new one. also I'm 28 now.
>>23099568
I acruelly didn't get your email or I think I would have added you
you added me once before but I never replied because I was busy with a family thing for a while but I'll add you in a second
>>23099819
actually*
>>23096521
Some would prefer to date those with similar interests and a similar mindset as opposed to dating a boring normie who probably gets offended by words like 'nigger'. Then again, this whole board is sadly infested by normies and depraved degenerates who make rate threads and post their dicks.
>>23099973
What gets me is that they don't even consolidate it to one thread. Like, are you that desperate to show your dick off that you can't check the catalog to see if there's already a thread? Rate threads are even worse in that regard. Oh well, I only come here to lurk threads like these anyway.
>>23100012
Yes, they are THAT desperate. Or vain. Or both. I mean at any given time, this board will have multiple threads where OP posts a dick pic. Even in threads not specific to dicks, someone will post their dick. And don't even get me started on the rate threads. Like honestly, why do these degenerates feel the need to be validated by random internet people? This level of faggotry is part of why I support eugenics.
>>23100032
To be fair, this board is basically founded on desperation. Look at these this thread. It's the same people who've been posting for weeks to no avail.
>>23099973
>date a normie girl I met IRL
>feels like I can't relate to her at all
>get intimidated when she makes me do normie stuff with her friends
>date a broken girl with serious issues (bipolar, suicidal tendencies, severe depression, anxiety) that I met on 4chan
>feels like we're perfect together and we can be ourselves around each other
>together for years
Normies need normies, broken people need broken people. I've also dated a girl who was repeatedly raped by her father when she was a teen and an alcoholic, heroin-addicted stripper. Didn't mind their baggage and felt more comfortable around them than the normie girl I dated.
maybe if there were more women than men, things would be happier(?)
this took forever and it still looks like shit :)
>>23100049
You sir are speaking my language. Last girl I dated was not a normie in any way at all and honestly she was an amazing person in general and for the most part we got along great and not unlike me, she too was /pol/ and was totally cool with my use of racial slurs.
Hey what's the best way to do one of these? is there a website orrrr?
>>23100160
>open attached blank template in paint
>fill it out
Here you go, familia
>>23100190
Thanks senpai, workin' on it. Where are people getting the avatars from?
>>23100284
did senpai just autocorrect to senpai?
>>23100289
How new are you?
>>23100292
clearly very new--at least, posting wise. I've been lurking for a while
>>23100317
Well I'll fill you in, a few words are filtered right now:
t.bh = desu
f.am = senpai
c.uck = kek
There might be more but these are the ones that I'm pretty sure are filtered across all boards.
>>23100323
Cuck is no longer censored
cuck cuck cuck cuck
>>23100323
don't forget fa ms and sm h, what was the filter that used to come up as NIGGERS?
>>23100759
http://www.dolldivine.com/hipster-dress-up-game.php
http://www.dolldivine.com/hipster-girl-dress-up.php
Or, if you're feeling individual, there's a bunch of stuff on www.rinmarugames.com/
As a third option, there's my favorite: http://dagobah.net/flash/jojo_face_maker.swf
WOOO, YEAH.
>>23098056
So you're a cuck/into getting cucked?
>tfw the grills are getting more and more scarce
The end is nigh for these thread
Obvious future aside
Have an early morning dose of fresh beats loops Pham
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLzjrc9BFCE
>>23102404
Yeah what happened? I used to get multiple adds a week. The only one I've had recently was someone wanting to pay to see my dick for some reason.
I joke about it but maybe I really have scared them all off
>>23102781
It has slowly been doing this since these threads were around in 2012 (or 11? not long after /soc/ was made). At first it was pretty 50/50 male/female, but females stop posting quickly because they get swarmed or they don't care, and guys slowly stop caring because girls don't usually add guys.
I mean, at this point these threads are the same few dozen guys and same handful of girls. Sometimes it looks like there are new girls, but more often than not it's the same few creating new templates and changing contact info.
tl;dr people are here for attention and validation, not commitment, breh
>>23102794
That's what you get with an /r9k/ spinoff board I guess
>>23057967
bumping my own template cos i'm a sad fuck
>>23077591
Out of curiosity, what part of the States are you in?
>>23102794
we'd all benefit from cancelling these threads for 3 months and waiting for the available females to build up
>>23104067
if I wanted everyone in the thread to know I would've listed it on the thing
>>23090839
Gray Court area. I'm 19 specifically, going on 20 this year
First time posting, hope this goes well
>>23108145
For the hipster doll:
http://www.dolldivine.com/hipster-dress-up-game.php
>>23077591
Hey I'd be interested in talking to you. Skype is xnyanta
okay
>>23053797
Do girls in the UK actually post in these threads? Because i have not seen any.
Don't often see many females in my area, but it's worth a try.
