How does a geeky metalhead white guy find a girl with a perfect body like this?
homozygous speciation patters
yw for this bio101 tip
>>23039876
>perfect body
>>23039886
>Implying you wouldn't.
that's a walking venusian goddess right there.
>>23039893
walking cellulite mountain.
You're either selfposting (in which case, you're a fatty sorry to break it to you and you're ugly af)
Or some guy with low taste holy shit dude.
>>23039907
All women have cellulite, moron.
>>23039909
I know i am one as well but there is a difference between having some and being made of it.
I can't imagine the amount of cellulite on that ass and these thighs. Disgusting.
Having curves can be nice but this is fucking disgusting.
>>23039876
>>23039893
Gross. In about 5 years all of that fat will sag down to her knees and she will lose a foot to the 'Beetus
>>23039915
I'm sure you're speaking from breast envy
>>23039876
Get a 6 figure salary ansd buy that bitch...
Get a box, a stick, some string, and a bucket of KFC.
>>23039925
Well I suppose that's true.
>>23039938
I genuinely lol'd.
>>23039876
>>23039923
kek. No thanks, i rather have a cute petite body with small breasts than being a fatty with monster tits and a lard ass. Sorry not sorry.
If you really want a girl like this just buy some Burger King and put it on your yard.
>>23039876
where do you live?
I live in the south and black girls love me (also a skinny white dude, not geeky though).
Black girls like white guys even more than black guys like white girls dude. if you just tried talking to some curvy black chicks i'm sure they'd be delighted to fuck
>>23039876
>perfect
If George Costanza could see you now...
>>23039907
>>23039915
>>23039971
>women in charge of concealing their jealousy
>>23039876
I am so jelly of her not gaining fat in her upper arms. ;_;
I sure hope you sistas take notes....look what these white supremacist think of you...
>>23040033
I've been on /soc/ for a total of three minutes now and I cannot believe the sheer level of stupidity I've on this board.
>implying anyone here is jealous of that hamplanet
kek
>>23040021
Who would be jealous of a fatass.
That being said >>23039893 I would fuck her and then probably feel gross about it afterwards (I'd probably struggle through parts of it because fat people tend to smell anytime after 1:00pm). She's alright, big tits and ass are nice, but she is far from being a "goddess".
>all this talk about being fat
>not a single one of these fucks are probably even /fit/ including the women
If /soc/ is useful for anything, it's for getting a good laugh.
>>23040157
>all these fat defenders
>so desperate to defend their fetish that they have to resort to conjecture to settle their frayed nerves.
Agreed friend. Good keks!
>>23040181
>fat defenders
>implying that's my fetish
Nah m8, I'm not into the fat chick thing. I don't date Earthbenders. But I just find it funny that the "women" in the thread are shitposting when they're probably not even fit.
>>23039876
Thats what we call a black queen.
>you can tell the pictures are photoshopped
>>23040188
My bad mate
>>23040188
Who cares if they're fit? Being a normal healthy weight is really easy.
The secret to getting any woman you want - money -
>>23039971
lol you sounds bitter af
>>23039971
So much breast envy
>>23039876
sauce? nudes?
>>23041593
No nudes. Was some girl on a dating site.
Troll thread
>>23043366
No troll. I just wanted to express my desire to find a woman of similar physical proportions who would be interested in me.
A box of Colt 45's and a bucket of KFC goes a long way for hood rats
>>23040005
This. Black women love the BWC
>>23040188
I agree with you honestly but you still kinda set up a straw man :(
>>23040005
I also live in the south. Only women who seem to hit on me(or say how cute I am) are old women. Girls my age don't seem to pay attention to me, and most of the women around here are trashy anyway.
