Assume away.
Guess ill try again nerds
>>23039147
complete faggot manchild.
>>23039147
Is your name Jake?
I bet you've got a bag of weed in the closet.
Faggot.
>>23039147
Plays magic, listens to indie pop
>>23039161
Plays league
>>23039147
Smoker.
>>23039161
Is good at playing pool
>>23039147
Shitty Job, couple of friends, drinks a lot of Budweiser
>>23039161
Is Diamond II, with 79 LP
>>23039175
ISIS human resource manager, US division.
>>23039168
>>23039177
I just quit—all my friends stopped playing, and I'm forever stuck in silver >>23039177
Has a Christmas suit
>>23039191
Lol u funny cunt
>>23039156
>>23039160
I laughed
>>23039147
Yeaaaa me too man that other one died too quickly
You love Tim Hortons, you love the Montreal Canadiens, obviously Canadian
>>23039161
You like strategy vidya, this is the only board you post on, your parents weren't as strict as the stereotype
>>23039177
Your family members live long so you probably will too, you are very clean, you like reading classic books and prefer to read at the library rather than check out the book
>inb4 thread dies again
>>23039219
Even with photoshop still looks shit.
>>23039228
What about this pic looks shopped to you? Literally just took this before posting
>>23039219
Is an introvert
>>23039235
Your nose.
>>23039235
>>23039339
Actually nevemrind, your whole face looks like a fucking ironing board.
>>23039367
Has a hot gf. Doesnot like to talk much.
Get some.
>>23039663
Am not the only dread daddy around here!
>>23039161
used to listen to hardcore bands in high school, always been the satellite friend who attempts to follow popular fringe trends. now that you're older the high-school clique days have faded out and you mostly keep to yourself
>>23039177
thinks he's funny and tries to be the center of attention at parties, probably works for T-mobile selling broke people i-phones at 14/hr while feeling superior than his friends who work in hospitality
>>23039710
probably lives in the south (interracial relationship) with some short haired black woman that makes some sort of art and hasn't worn a bra in 10 years, can't wait to smoke weed with that baby when it turns 13
>>23039621
preppy friends from high school went to a large state school, now you are a server hoping to move out of your parents in the next 3 months. slowly stopped hanging out with high school friends and now drinks on the weekends with coworkers while secretly lurking on the web in most of free time
i might do come more if i am so compelled
curious what people have to say
>>23039617
Has just a selective group of friends
>>23039665
likes spiderman
>>23039147
Stoner bro?
>>23039175
Plays football or soccer. Owns a longboard.
>>23039177
Into vintage stuff. Nice hair bro. Thinking about growing mine.
>>23039780
Just wanted to say that this is one hell of a cool pic
>>23039147
you like team sports
>>23039161
into indie music
>>23039175
popular guy, goes to a lot of parties
>>23039177
kim kardashians best friend (u look like him)
>>23039621
Slept with at least 10 different guys in 2015
>>23039710
That's a bold assumption, anon. I bet your black-in-laws love your credit score since you obviously still have a driver's license. Your parents are elated, but not thrilled. Also, they are still together and you like working on machinery.
>>23039147
stoner degenerate
>>23039161
naruto
>>23039175
allahakbar
>>23039177
homo
>>23039219
retard
>>23039367
10/10
>>23039405
fat
>>23039617
downie
>>23039621
reminds me of this ugly B-hepatitis ridden cunt I call "hobbit"
>>23039663
monkey
>>23039780
derp
>>23039956
Das Ubermensch
>>23040006
little piggy
>>23040192
No drivers license at all. Right about my parents, but not right about machinery. In-laws wouldn't dare ask me for money either.
>>23039780
Am not Paul Wall, thank you. Also, his mother isn't nearly like that. You seem to be a douche with a shallow ass personality
>>23039150
Lol what is this
>>23040244
Fuuuuuck. I was 50/50 on the license with a black baby mama, because one of you is assumed to legally not drive because of legal trouble. Dunno why, but my spidey sense...
Not machines, huh? In laws won't ask for cash? Good in laws.
You trappin.
>>23040200
I won't deny being a monkey, because human.
You watch a lot of animu, don't relate well to women and exercise for a bit before getting bored and putting on weight again. You also have a gore folder cuz 'muh edges' and want an ethnic girlfriend, or date Asian-looking girls because of course you do.
>>23040257
Black baby mama is a given haha! Am not even American so not sure about those laws.
My in-laws and I don't have the greatest connection, neither does my family like my baby mama (far worse than the other way around bc racism...)
Am not really trappin usually but I got easy connections for it. At least, am not making big money out of it yet. Am a convenience seller if anything
Pic related
>>23040200
Is really self conscious about his jawline
>>23040006
Is or was neopagan, probably starting in HS
>>23039956
Probably knows exactly where he likes his jaw to sit and unconsciously pushes it forward a bit
>>23039665
Likes Johnny Depp a little too much.
>>23040292
homosexual obsessed with jaws
>>23040292
Great God, that is so accurate it's scary.
How did you know?!?!
>>23040282
Stoner, doesn't work a 9-5
Works in a labour job
>>23040200
Tries and fails to grow a real beard
Also a douche
>>23040292
Out going, doesnt care very much about what other people think about him
>>23040200
what?
>>23040292
nah , catholic
>>23040292
you studied arts in college
>>23040380
bisexual
>>23040393
On point
>>23040380
>>23040380
Beta bitchboy face with no chin.
Pic was few days without shaving.
You're confusing me with your low-test self.
>>23040282
the fact that you are not american is probably why you took offense to my stereotyping lol
>>23040380
cant really tell your gender or age
>>23040292
likes occasional weed and party, but responsible. creative job
>>23040282
doesnt really have hobbies besides weed, music, fapping
>>23040200
slightly nymphomaniac
>>23040006
gets esoteric sometimes
>>23039956
not as rich as he wants to be
>>23039780
british or at least going for the style, either plays music or listens to a lot
>>23040200
Can't take criticism
Still a Douche
>>23040670
tea connoisseur
>>23040380
glee fanatic
>>23040292
saarsgard relative
>>23040282
sanders fanatic
>>23040200
anime aficionado
>>23040006
filename noob
>>23039956
closet vapist
>>23039780
egyptian descent
>>23039710
GYBE fan
>>23039665
spiritual agnostic
>>23040380
Considers himself to have a good fashion sense
>>23040670
Low-level psychic powers
>>23040719
Virgin, no pubes
>>23040670
not british, but i'm a musician for sure
Sure. Why not.
>>23040719
Went to college close to home because you weren't ready to leave your family, but, in general, hate living there.
>>23040670
You lose a lot of friends seemingly out of nowhere, with no explanation, and can't figure out why, but you've also never tried to ask someone "Is everything okay between us?"
>>23040380
You get hit on by a lot of gay men
>>23040292
You can go to a party where you don't know anyone and leave with a new best friend
>>23040200
You suspect you might be attractive, but your out-of-whack self-esteem won't let you accept it as fact.
>>23040006
You hear the phrase "You just don't seem like the type of person to..." on a regular basis
>>23040861
hmm interesting, I lost a good friend recently, but for other reasons. you probably made the experience yourself
>>23040719
look slightly nerdy, but actually a party animal
>>23040719
Yo dude, am the same guy from the 'sanders fanatic' and 'GYBE fan' pic.. how can't you tell am the same person?
Also, I don't know about either 'Sanders' and looked up what GYBE was, and no am not into metal. Never was either.
>>23039175
gym rat
>>23039219
you play magic the gathering
>>23039405
Ionlydateblackguys.jpg
>>23039617
you have a lets play channel on youtube
>>23039621
you work as a hair dresser or do make up
>>23039657
you're still waiting for your letter to hogwards
>>23039956
you're a vampire for Halloween every year
>>23040006
you love that show about living in Oregon
>>23040200
racially ambiguous
>>23040282
ayy lmao
>>23040292
you never have a bad hair day
>>23040670
you like your beard a lot
>>23040719
the /soc/ regular
>>23040670
no
>>23040719
sorry
>>23040861
i dont get it
>>23041344
portlandia? ive never seen it
>>23041344
>you never have a bad hair day
Nah, I've just embraced the bad hair day and made it my own.
Pic related is more of a decent hair day
Why not
>>23039161
>>23039219
>>23039617
Proabably study in college, play a lot of vidya and have a tight small circle of friends.
>>23039780
Mild eccentric, probably you play a musical instrument or participate in a debate team
>>23040282
A stereotypical hippie. extroverted and with some good humor
>>23040861
You probably try very hard to match current fashion trends without understanding what you truly like and what makes you truly attractive
Kek
>>23041763
Everything I own either bears the logo of a sports team or the logo of a project/observatory I've worked for... So not sure how true that is.
>>23041812
IDK I'm not able to make very specific assumptions through photos alone
>>23041812
I meant more about hairstyle in this case
>>23041838
I get enough compliments on it in-person that I'm not too worried ;)
>>23041793
works out to fight depression and its working
>>23039177
I assume you smoke a lot of pot
>>23039405
I assume you ride horses.
>>23039657
I assume you have or will choose sixth form instead of college.
>>23039665
I assume you play the bass
>>23040200
I assume you are always the clown in your group of friends.
>>23040380
I assume you are in drama
>>23041683
I assume you come off as bitchy but your very sweet around friends and family.
>>23041898
I assume you are not in a STEM or other professional program.
>>23041661
cut your hair and you look like Rick Grimes.
>>23041344
high af in this picture
>>23041661
stoner
>>23041683
shy irl
>>23041763
a good few friends
>>23041793
you study art
>>23042041
you have low self esteem
>>23042069
>shy irl
Nailed it
>>23039147
you might do meth if offered to you
>>23039161
you're into tentacle porn
>>23039175
you hate beer but drink it anyways
>>23039177
you're close with your family
>>23039219
you like girls younger than you
>>23039367
You listen to blink-182
>>23039405
you like citrus fruit
>>23039617
you really hate trump
>>23039621
you're bisexual
>>23039657
you're English
>>23039663
you do a lot of drugs
>>23039665
hipster
>>23039780
models part time
>>23040006
hates spiders
ok guise do me
>>23041683
Looks like a stereotypical metalhead. Probably awesome to spend time with.
>>23041763
Plays at least one MOBA. Also likely 50%feminist.
>>23041793
Difficult to tell gender. Plays at least one MOBA and/or RTS. Likes techno/trance, etc
>>23041898
Probably a metalhead. Has at least one cat. Probably cool to hang out with.
>>23042041
Beard, long hair. Frequent at metal concerts/festivals. Just an all-around good guy.
>>23039780
frequently browses Vice websites despite thinking they are sub-par
>>23042041
hardest to figure itt so i'm gonna go with the easy guess that you have, at one point in your life, played electric guitar
>>23042130
you say you don't want to have kids yet you feel like you would be a better mother than most. also you don't trust men and you're right.
>>23041898
you have met people from /soc/ IRL
>>23041763
prone to feel like he deserves more, that he's getting the short side of the stick too often, that kind of stuff. also hates asking for help.
>>23041683
2015's been a shit year but you've seen way worse
>>23041793
people seem irritated by you and you can't figure out why. you've cheated on a partner before.
>>23042138
you started drinking to fit in with an older, cooler crowd. you have a distinct idea of what makes you feel happy & alive but you often chose to do something else
>>23040861
you HATE /soc/
>>23042297
what the fuck that's spot on
>>23042311
yeah? goddamn i love these threads
Assume
>>23039780
Dude you look goofy as fuck. I hope you're high
>>23042130
will you tentacle with me
>>23042138
Actually not a fan of metal more indie/alternative i guess and I actually have 4 cats :D
>>23042297
Not someone from /soc/ but I did meet my husband back in the day because of /b/
>>23042656
u chilean, argentinian or something ? maybe an ex-pat ?
also you think you're smarter than your friends and you're probably right.
>>23042754
I'm south american you got that part right.
And thats a funny joke, I have no friends.
>>23039617
posts in rate threads and barely rates others, and if you do it's only around two females, and once you've posted you leave without a trace
>>23042765
you first
>>23042765
hates assuming about people
>>23042138
plays in a band. I'm thinking.. electric bass?
>>23042130
vidya addict. I see them sunken eyes
>>23041898
edgy fringe girl. the wardrobe seems to speak to an unfortunate childhood. im surry about that if thats the case
>>23041661
hipsterish, but all I can think about are those eyes. dayum.
>>23042812
I suck at it, I can never think of anything.
>>23042138
Thinks your the shit and a real unironic "hipster" but in reality knows they are just a non conformist who is confused with no real sense of self identity
>>23042656
Your average bro friend
>>23042765
Is smart and pretty but not slutty enough to be one of the cool girls. Wondering why she doesn't have a good bf but doesn't seem to realize she puts off that "please ram the shit out of me" vibe and no one wants to wife up a potential slut
>>23042864
Your average cross boarding faggot who started out on reddit first
>>23042041
Na not high, my friend said they think I'd look good with glasses but she's blind as fuck so I couldn't see out of them
>>23042951
I've said this twice now, I have no friends.
[spoiler] ;-; [/spoiler]
>>23039147
Auto tech under a mountain of debt.
>>23039161
Low level professional Dota player.
>>23039175
Delivers pizza while working on his underwear modeling career leads.
>>23039177
Cashier at Kohl's that doesn't act shocked when customers don't have their Kohl's card abs is just chill about the alternate ID process.
>>23039219
Retreated to 9gag after your dreams of playing professional baseball were crushed at age 12 when you were cut from your little league team to make room for a girl.
>>23039367
Ready for a night of awkwardly standing next to his girlfriend at a party that she dragged him to far too soon into the relationship, because he didn't want to seem like he's in it just for the ass (but long-game, he is).
>>23039405
Had a childhood obsession with pugs.
>>23039617
Gearing up for a long career as the assistant night-manager of an Albertson's store. But the one around the corner from your house, but one a good 30 miles down a heavily congested corridor.
>>23039621
Absolutely desperate to marry a guy so she can get fat and withhold sex from him.
>>23039657
Science major in college. Secretly extremely kinky, but too sexually inexperienced to feel comfortable bringing it up with her sexual partners. Will experience a sexual awakening in her late 20's leading to her first divorce.
>>23039663
Drugs and collects disabled white teenaged boys and sells them online through mail order websites to eastern European oligarchs.
>>23039665
Hates all of the music he listens to, but is too afraid to tell anyone because he faked an interest to enter his current social circle.
>>23039351
You spent some time analyzing my face m8, I bet you saved it too
>>23043086
History PhD student, tried STEM at some point
sup
>>23039665
Somewhat Italian
>>23043148
Bored to shit, comes horny to /SOC/ but doesn't post in dirty threads
>>23042864
Hipsterish?
>>23042864
oh god lmao I'm not addicted but I do play a lot of elder scrolls
>>23043148
plays an instrument
com @ me
>>23042041
has a scruffy voice
>>23042138
dandruffs
>>23042864
lezbien
>>23041661
greasy hair
>>23040861
christian boy
>>23040719
hopeless romantic
>>23039780
indie boy
>>23039617
virgin
>>23039621
has an annoying voice
>>23044776
Fucking loves Disney movies
>>23043148
Your Facebook languages section has English, and "sarcasm" because you haven't changed it since 8th grade
>>23043086
Braids beard and goes as a Viking for Halloween every year
>>23043069
Someone glanced at you and said you kinda look like drake and that went to your head
>>23044953
dances when home alone
>>23044930
/fa and does a sport like golf or lacrosse
>>23044776
student and works in a coffee shop
>>23043148
mxed ethnicity, likes flowers
>>23043086
thought about becoming a priest
>>23043069
likes sweaters and wool items, beard because you are lazy
>>23039617 gotta be from the midwest.
>>23039710 One of those really nice, positive people in the world. You probably still have a lot of friends that get high, but you really encourage people to love
>>23040292 You really want to be a painting. Youve got a strangely memorable look.
>>23040719 You dont let loose among those you love. You wont regret trying it
>>23041763 Rock climbing IS really fun. Itll hurt your hands for a while, but its worth it
>>23042656 Youre from brazil and are conflicted about that. Youve got very niche but solid music taste
>>23043069 Youre kind. Less kind to yourself
>>23043148 You have that problem that a lot of us have where we get more out of negative opinions towards things than positive opinions.
>>23044776 Youve gotta stop working at that sandwich shop. Its been three years, and jared is not going to stop being subtly ever so creepy. And I get it. Getting high is fun, but it so, so quickly becomes a daily habit, and before you know it, sober, clear headed life is less fun. Oh and if youre in San Diego let me know
Here we go....
