Careful about backpage escorts. Just narrowly avoided a cop. She was fucking cute though.
Any escort or someone just looking to have fun in van nuys LA?
Oops, almost forgot. M/23/van nuys LA California
Looking for a female or a GOOD trap. I am a virgin
>>23039043
Female cops are qt3.14 tier. Because they are in general well-kempt, disciplined and do actual training and not just "gymming".
>>23039050
Honestly it was adorable. Was laughing my ass of when they had nothing on me and had to leave. Started trolling her via text afterward and she kept trying to get me to slip up. Very sneaky. Fuck, my balls now though
>>23039064
I don't get it, what actually happened? Wouldn't this be illegal in the US? Why didn't they just arrest you since you tried to hire a prostitute?
This sounds like when they set people up for buying drugs, but they're actually cops, and then they arrest you. I only saw that on TV, not sure if it actually happens (seems like a huge waste imo lol), but that's what your post sounds like
>>23039043
>>23039045
>>23039064
wait can you explain what happened?
how did they have nothing on you, were the texts extremely vague like
"wanna meet up to hangout" or something like that?
>>23039043
Greentext pls
OP is full of shit.
>>23039149
Sure sounds that way.
>started trolling her via text afterwards
like cops would be using their own personal phones for this shit, you kiddin'?
>>23039112
>>23039136
I kept shit super vague whilst making sure the escort/cop knew what I was talking about. I told her not to explicitly mention anything, and I only used the term "donation" to refer to any money. I also asked her to undress a little bit so I knew she was legitimate. If she was a cop she basically can't strip. Once she realized I wasn't going to trip up my language, and I wanted her to strip (I asked her to take off whatever she was comfortable with, and I said after that we can speak candidly about money), she gave up and left immediately. Before that, she went in the bathroom to supposedly make sure her mic worked. Trust me guys, this was a cop. She kept trying to make me use transactional language, and have me say exactly what I wanted her to do. I even showed her I had money and set it on the table. The text convo I had with her afterward was pretty cute as well. She kept trying to get me to fuck up my language. I told her i would just give her money up front and she gave up and said i should stop trying to do whatever and just go to bed. Not gonna post the chat though I'm still paranoid as fuck from that... you could be police spies.
>>23039157
They don't deactivate the number immediately. This was a legit event, not joking. She was definitely a cop, her behavior was WAY too sneaky and contrived to incriminate me.
>>23039157
You do understand you can get a prepaid phone for 15 bucks No problem >_>
>>23039165
"Goddamn virgin nerd boys and their goddamn autism. And now I'm horny too. Charles! Get over here! It's time for donut break!"
I'm still trying to get an escort though, or any company at all from feminine types. Fuck this virgin dick :<
Awesome. Virginity gone.
>tfw I'm a cop
>>23039112
>I don't get it, what actually happened? Wouldn't this be illegal in the US? Why didn't they just arrest you since you tried to hire a prostitute?
you have to admit to wanting to pay for it. why do you think we call drugs all kinds of crazy shit?
>>23039642
> cops on 4chan
Are you like a mentally ill modron or something?
>>23039637
That's the spirit. Was it good?
>>23039642
are you hot?
>>23041497
It's obviously a guy cop. A girl cop would be too much to ask for, really.
> dat perfect balance of submission to authority and capacity to legally beat you to a pulp
Hnnnng.
Post the text OP. Sounds like bull shit anyway. 99% of all legit escorts don't text.
>>23041497
People say I'm attractive
A bit late with the response, but I had to go catch a bad guy
>>23041459
>modron
had to look that shit up, nerd
