the assume threads are dead, new one needed
>>23033761
I assume your table manners are impeccable.
>>23033761
One of the funniest most lovable guys among his friends but one of the most awkward and quiet around others.
>>23033766
I assume you are good at flirting
>>23033768
you have very own eating habits
>>23033761
Proper gamer chill as fuck positive attitude
>>23033766
Smart dude fun to chill with would hang with
>>23033766
I assume you're a total dickbag and wishes to live in portland or are already there
>>23033761
Athletic you look like a douche but you're actually a gentleman.
I like these
>>23033776
You work in an office but you're pretty fun in your spare time.
>>23033768
You have a lot of phobias
>>23033766
You have a strangely low number of friends on facebook for how outgoing you are
>>23033761
You listen to a lot of prog rock
>>23033775
an alcoholic
>>23033768
menachem ganz is that you?
>>23033761
Have been compared to Jeff Bridges
>>23033766
Has an extensive selfie collection
>>23033768
Very empathetic, nice guy
>>23033776
Very physically strong
>>23033785
Have been compared to Helena Bonham Carter
>>23033761
Wants to die secretly, but everyone knows it
>>23033766
Is a fashion Victim and will roll with anything what's "in"
>>23033768
Underrated for his humor
damn I hate that other photo, posting this one
>>23033785
has some emotional issues but actually chill and good to talk with
>>23033776
enjoys not having to act like a total grown up
>>23033761
You are an artist / very very artistic.
>>23033766
You stare at the mirror every chance you get.
>>23033768
Your sister gives you a boner.
>>23033785
Stays up all night watching youtube and anime.
>>23033797
You have a crush on your best friend.
>>23033799
You're Polish/Russian.
:)
forgot to add to my photo
>>23033799
You enjoy long walks on the beach, particularly in the winter.
>>23033804
You are very interesting and have a great story about you
>>23033785
You look interesting enough to hold a conversation for longer than 10minutes without it becoming resident
Reporting in from the negro thread
>>23033785
You probably enjoy plastering make-up on yourself
>>23033797
Art school cuck
>>23033803
You probably smell weird
>>23033805
Seem like a cool guy, would chill with
>>23033812
Also seem like a rad dude to chill with, but would get annoying after a while
>>23033761
Is breaking bad
>>23033766
Models. Handsome.
>>23033768
Is very healthy. Intelligent and creative. Enjoys Legos. Legos are sick.
>>23033776
Killer drummer.
>>23033785
Is shy. Loves Portland scene.
>>23033797
Has a bit of money but is a polite gent.
>>23033803
Loves cinema.
>>23033809
Studying to be a teacher. Very rad lady.
>>23033782
>>23033804
>>23033809
Seems to be an ongoing trend to assume I'm a shallow cunt.
>>23033761
You're not happy with how life is turning out
>>23033766
You're attractive and you're well aware of it. It makes you kind of an asshole and only really bitchy women pursue you as a result
>>23033768
You are quite masculine but no one sees it because they write you off physically
>>23033776
You're uncomplicated and people like being with you as a result.
>>23033785
You're insecure around the other girls and prefer solitude or the company of men
>>23033797
You are still discovering yourself, mostly through submission to trends and social media
>>23033799
You were an athlete in your youth but never took it beyond the amateur level
>>23033803
You resent when people don't take you seriously, which is often
>>23033804
You try to be manly be inwardly you wonder whether masculinity even exists at all
>>23033809
You rarely apologize or admit fault. Men ignore it because you flirt a lot
>>23033805
Is a very wise old soul
>>23033812
Is a boring man
>>23033851
Is a smart but dishonest man
>>23033809
Is very self conciouss
>>23033803
Douche but one of the good douches
>>23033855
youre the worlds greatest brother
haaaaaaaaaah
for real tho, my guess is you make youtube videos
>>23033851
you like josip on deck
>>23033812
you know how to put a sound system in a car
>>23033809
youre normally a jeans type of girl
>>23033805
youre 27
>>23033804
you like football a lot
>>23033885
but I am.
I do not make YouTube videos but I like to watch them sometimes
I assume you make YouTube videos
>>23033885
you look like you have good music taste
>>23033895
not once in my life have i ever made one
you look like jennamarbles boyfriend so that's all i can think of looking at you
>>23033885
It's safe to assume you are one cute ass motherfucker.
>>23033867
It's the facial expression, breh
>>23033885
I assume ur a qt
>>23033912
I do not look like him.
You look like Jenna marbles. But more attractive.
>>23033761
Is dominating with woman.
>>23033766
Chill as fuck. Has a hot gf.
>>23033768
Goes to the gym trying to gain weight.
>>23033776
Smokes weed all day errday
>>23033785
A freak in the sheets
>>23033797
Is rich
>>23033799
Doesnot have alot of friends.
>>23033803
Handsome party guy
xmas had me happy
>>23033761
Listens to edm
>>23033766
Fashion/social media is important to you
>>23033768
Rad fella
>>23033809
Likes to party but not as much as her friends
>>23033885
Listens to the hardcore music genre or other heavy rock type music
>>23033785
Likes Buddhism and knows about nature things
>>23034116
Gets drunk too much because everyone else you know does, besides you enjoy it anyway
>>23033803
Player loves puppies
And always.
>>23033809
In the old days
Listens to Iggy Azalea generally nice and a good sense of humor.
>>23033812
You have many girl friends.
>>23033851
For cosplay purposes.
>>23033855
Friendzoned
And no.
>>23033880
Spends way too much time on looks.
>>23034065
Civil engineer.
>>23033766
I think you maybe a tattoo artist.
>>23033768
Genuinely fun guy :)
>>23033851
I want to as a friend.
>>23033880
Nice sense of style
>>23033785
Enjoys her Caffeine
>>23033797
Art History Major
>>23033809
Little insecure about either height or weight but not to the point it's the defining aspect of your personality.
>>23033851
I know it's racial profiling but I legit think you either are a club DJ or sound technician. >>23033855
World's Greatest Brother.
>>23033880
Can teach me about the glorious revolution promised to us by Marx.
>>23033885
First glance people assume you're a ditz in reality you're pretty keen to things.
>>23033940
"Even with your great speed you couldn't stop both missiles."
>>23034116
50 shades of shamrock green.
>>23034233
The average /co/mrade
>>23034310
>Can teach me about the glorious revolution promised to us by Marx
Haha
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>>23034233
you like good beer but you don't go to the pub very often
>>23033940
you work involves technology
>>23033885
you get hit on a lot, but you like it
>>23033880
you don't actually like the outdoors much
>>23033855
You're English... I don't know why thats the only thing I can think about you.
>>23033785
you study something to do with medicine
>>23033940
Where do you live bro? That looks just like the floorpan of my old condo.
Repost but I'd like more assumptions please
>>23033885
Gets recongnized on the street as someone famous.
>>23033940
Gets recongnized on the street as Moby.
>>23034065
Good at math and knitting.
>>23034116
Aspiring wrestler.
>>23034233
Bi-curious. ->
>>23034293
For this guy.
>>23034310
Lumberjack who likes a good nap.
>>23034426
Haven't seen any post-communist shithole with his own eyes. Probably has an edgy Sonic fursona on devinatart.
>>23034449
Plays an instrument and likes computers.
>>23034752
Norwegian.
>inb4 owns guns
I do desu
>>23034843
I suck at math lol
>>23034824
I wouldn't have sex with you
>>23033885
Only posts one picture in multiple rate threads.
Is it not your pic? Or is it the only one you feel is good?
Maybe you don't like other pics of yourself, so despite being told you're good looking a lot, you don't believe it?
>>23033766
You look good (very much so) and you know it. I don't think you're shallow however. You look like a chill guy.
>>23033761
Plays Skyrim a lot.
>>23034824
You spent ages taking that selfie.
>>23035168
You look like a supreme gentleman.
>>23033885
You played soccer competitively for a long time
>>23034116
Not an assumption, but you're the cutest motherfucker I've seen in a while
>>23034233
Your friends brew beer in their backyards
>>23034293
You like to lose yourself in nature
>>23034310
Ron-Swanson-like political views
>>23034449
Gay but didn't fully realize until a few years ago
>>23034843
You paint your face at sporting events
>>23035164
i post different pics all the time, this is just my most recent one so ive been spamming it lately
ive probably posted 100 different pics of the course of time ive been on this shitty board so
>>23033803
You loved Dinosaurs as a kid, were or are currently in a fraternity
>>23033804
in the Army, favorite drink is Jim Beam
>>23033805
browse deviantart daily, wish you were a better artist, from pacific northwest
>>23033855
your house or apartment is typically shaded or dim, you own a lizard
>>23033885
you browse r/skincareaddiction, got along well with your dad as a kid
>>23034752
you like maps and philosophy
>>23036932
you are a secret weeb, you leave food out in your room for too long, you wish you had a fox
Tried to go for a Pepe face. Right off the bat you can assume that I'm an ebin memer.
The whiskey says participate so... Who am I to argue?
>>23038134
Recently (past couple of years) became a real life adult homeowner
>>23037952
You're an anime fan, but none of your friends are so its kind of a secret hobby
>>23037914
You've successfully had a conversation with your parents while on a hallucinogen, but never driven drunk
>>23036932
You've got a fairly normal looking life from the outside, but inside you want to be the kind of person that would scare the shit out of most of your coworkers and family
>>23035168
As a kid you never had a huge birthday party where your whole class attended, but you've always had a best friend you would die for.
>>23034843
You say things you know are wrong and hurtful to others because you feel you don't have a choice anymore. You've invested so much in a certain identity that it seems like there's no way to turn back even though you know its wrong.
>>23033761
You wish to be a superhero
>>23033766
You're a master of the hookah arts
>>23033768
into some dark shit, also nice taste for american football
>>23033776
hates winter, hates summer, loves fall, indifferent about spring
>>23033785
deliberately awkward as fuck
>>23033797
has jumped off the stage at a punk concert
>>23033799
couldn't hurt a fly but probably have ended up hurting more than that at some point
>>23033803
as imperfect as you can get but still manages to get a lot of love
>>23033804
has dreams that are somewhat prophetic
>>23033805
rides mountain bikes very aggressively
>>23033809
Hates attention but craves it also
>>23033812
considered gangstomping a puppy before. Pretty nice despite that
>>23033851
tired but upbeat
>>23033855
puts up a brave front but kinda scared all the time
>>23033880
blends in with many crowds but doesn't fit in many either
>>23033881
Likes manly hobbies like woodworking and shit like that
>>23033885
surprisingly timid
>>23033940
has a small group of close friends but doesn't interact with many people despite that
>>23034065
likes to pose like no one is watching
>>23034116
pussy slayer and maybe a bit of a dick climber also
>>23034233
I'm gonna guess you like movies. Kind of hedonistic and nihilistic as well
>>23034293
has been mistaken for a native mountain man on many occasions. Also, you're canadian
>>23034310
has a very vivid and colorful imagination, just has trouble expressing it
>>23034426
Doesn't actually feel too strongly about many things.
>>23034449
not a male model but drives a fancy car. Also, virgin
>>23034752
plays ball like it's life
>>23034824
a bit insecure but usually have the courage to ignore those insecurities. Also, knows martial arts
>>23034843
probably a huge rugby fan and player
>>23035168
put that suit on for this picture. And maybe a bit down in the dumps
>>23036932
Never even touched a guy and also has strange and somewhat unrealistic expectations on how friends and family should be
>>23037903
>>23033885
will you be my internet girlfriend?
>>23037914
seems pretty interesting to people but actually somewhat mundane
>>23037952
Can't keep a job but can keep money together very well
>>23038134
too happy to pull off a pepe face
>>23038236
All too familiar with the world's atrocities and horrors. Oh so familiar
bump for boredom
I do like cannabis yes.
>>23038599
likes anal
>>23038599
loves sleeping and has a lot of sweaters
>>23038579
likes to hear and play music while high
>>23038236
shy but alcohol makes you extroverted
>>23038134
bisexual
>>23037952
doesnt like sun
>>23037914
likes freak folk music
>>23036932
people think you are slutty but you arent
>>23037914
You love other people's art but burn all of your own
>>23037952
Not a weeb, quite organized, foxes are great :]
You often stay up all night to watch the sunrise
>>23038236
You're probably right
You hate confrontation and will avoid it even when it makes the situation worse
>>23038238
I have touched a guy lol, but probably right about the unrealistic expectations of friends, I've been working on that
>>23038579
You have little identity besides things regarding cannabis
>>23038599
You're really short
>>23038862
You've been in several bands that rarely moved out of your parent's garage
>>23038881
You change your nail polish color weekly
>>23038862
Everyone's best friend, and likes camping and outdoor life
>>23038881
Insecure despite knowing what she's worth, has a tendency to go with 'ugly' guys cause they tend to stay loyal more often
>>23039441
Well thank you so much for the assumption! You are here to look for ideas to cuck your boyfriend
>>23038599
Hides her freaky nature behind an innocent smile. Could murder someone with no remorse
>>23038236
Vodka and strip joints in the weekend, boring desk job during the week
>>23038134
Smug as fuck
>>23037952
Doesn't leave the house much and loves to visit the deep web
>>23037914
Meditating on his Chakras, detoxing his pineal gland
>>23036932
Verbally aggressive, especially with men
>>23035168
Listens Justin Bieber, a lot
>>23034824
Highly independent and therefore likes to stay single
>>23034449
The one blurred out is your boyfriend, you met each other before you both knew you where gay
>>23034752
Star Bucks is where you hangout a lot
>>23034426
Marxism, yeah...
>>23034310
Likes hunting and considers it a sport. Owns a couple of fire arms 'just for protection'
>>23034293
Your white friends' only 'Muslim friend'. Likes to red pill people about the Islam
>>23034233
Dark brown ales are your favorite drink
>>23033761
You take care of people when they're drunk
>>23033766
Boring as fuck
>>23033768
Can crack any code... except for females
>>23033776
Community College
>>23033785
I love you
>>23033797
Wishes he was taller, wishes he was a baller.
>>23033809
titties... let's see em
>>23033885
>bitch face
Something tells me it's accurate
>>23034233
Would friend. Wanna be friends?
OK, I'm done
>>23039555
>>23039510
From a Jewish family. Has at least 2 children
>>23039555
Late bloomer, happy that her boobs have grown a lot since of late
>>23039558
Has a lot of stoner and Rastafarian friends
>>23033761
High Fidelity is in your movies top-10
>>23033766
not many friends, lots of girls
>>23033768
younger brother, cool dude to hang out for a little while
>>23033776
lives in Alaska.
>>23033785
has lots of internet romances
>>23033797
smokes weed
>>23033799
graphic designer
>>23033804
Southern-European
>>23033809
really wants to get married
>>23033855
annoying guy, talks too much about himself
>>23033885
you play vidya
used to play World of Warcraft back in Vanilla, would chill with you.
>>23037914
listens to vaporwave even though you don't really know why.
>>23039555
bailed your friends out of jail
Make an ass out of you and me.
>>23039718
>>23034233
used to play World of Warcraft back in Vanilla, would chill with you.
fixed
>>23039721
>collar
>lip piercing
Wild assumption time!
>>23038881
gets carded a lot and hates it.
>>23039441
tried to run an "aesthetic" tumblr 3 years ago.
>>23039558
Dislikes his mustache but it's all he can really grow
>>23039569
Was the Drunk Aunt this christmas
>>23039718
regrets the last time he went to a bar, severely.
>>23039721
Actually really dislikes her eye color
>>23033766
Sells ecstasy, probably works at a restaurant
>>23033768
Gets bored easily
>>23033776
Works physical labor like lumbing
>>23033785
Steals cosmetics sometimes when they're overpriced
>>23033797
You're uncircumcised
>>23033803
You're bisexual woman leaning
>>23033804
You own an SKS
>>23033805
You are an aspiring musician
>>23033809
You had sex with at least two different men in the same pay period
>>23033812
You once owned a Fiat
>>23033851
You like theater/performing arts
>>23033855
You live a sheltered life
>>23033880
You own a mosin nagant and only drink vodka with cyrillic on it
>>23033885
You have a Sephora membership card
>>23034065
You listen to Das Racist and have a dab rig
>>23034116
You are a trademan
>>23033940
You listened to a lot of electronica in the 90s and early 20s. May consider yourself metrosexual
>>23034293
You own at least 2 hatchets
>>23034310
You have never owned a pickup truck
>>23034449
You do ecstasy
>>23034752
You have been sober most of your life and are grumpy
>>23034824
You were molested by a relative
>>23034843
You only wear that America patterned clothing ironically, you're pro-heritage
>>23035168
You like Xbox better than PS
>>23036932
You've made out with 3 girls and fucked one but are dating a guy who you lead on with promises of a threesome/open relationship but will never follow through with
>>23037914
You do DMT and sell weed
>>23037952
You have a really boring pedestrian job like a cart collector
>>23038134
You had a medical discharge from the military
>>23038236
You had pussy discharge from chlamydia, you have good luck getting bar girls
>>23038579
You buy weed but aren't brave enough to sell it
>>23038599
You sometimes get cystic acne after trying bare minerals; fuck that brand
>>23038862
You read lots of classic literature; you enjoy Faust and Dante
>>23038881
You are underage and shouldn't be on 4chinz young lady!
>>23039441
You have bad taste in hip hop but good taste in traditional instrumental music
>2nd
>>23039742
I'm actually going through the "I'm cutting down the alcohol" phase, cause I'm home sick with a "tired" liver. 10/10 assumption bro.
>>23039734
>lonely
>judgemental
>>23039784
lumbing = lumping, but maybe plumbing!!
>>23039789
Yep
>>23041588
rude irl
>>23039784
experiments w drugs
>>23039742
popular
>>23039721
Nice irl
>>23039539
Yes you can be my friend anon!
>>23039723
Not in vanilla but I did play wc3 before all that, I've been playing WoW since Cata.
>>23042172
i am!
but no one loev me ;o;
you love your height and would never change it.
>>23043254
>>23042172
>>23039502
Thank god for Alpha Bay tbqh senpai
I've gotten so much free shit
>>23039441 Likes white sneakers and has a Cara Delevingne folder;
>>23039718 Has a dog and doesn't like talkative people;
>>23039742 Likes practicing the same dance moves forever;
>>23039784 Still hides in bathrooms to smoke just like she did back in school.
>>23044622
i like to whip and nae nae like the young folks, so i think it counts.
also, you have a collection of yellow socks.
>>23036932
You're very kind.
