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2015-12-25 13:15:46 Post No. 23027633
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2015-12-25 13:15:46
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Hi /soc/ britfag here. Its been five long horrible years since Ive gotten laid and I want that to change right now. Hell, its not even getting laid that I miss the most, but eating a girl out. I LOVE the taste of a girls pussy straight out of the shower and the way they move as they are approaching orgasm etc. I used to be a master of the art (could make my ex squirt within 10 minutes), and pretty sure I still know how to do it.
In case your wondering why its been so long, Its not that Im ugly or anything, Im a straight 7/10 at least. But I had a slight breakdown after my gf of 10 years left me for someone else and ended up developing agoraphobia.
Ive decided the dry spell is going to end in 2016 though, which brings us down to business: If any girl in the south east of england wants me to come to their place and eat them out for hours on end, send me an email at [email protected]. Include a photo of your face and your puss and I will get back to you.
Not posting my picture on a thread like this on a place so public, but will email to applicants. Honestly I swear im not an ugmo :)
This is a serious offer. Look forward to hearing from people.
