Describe the last sex you had
>make out for hours
>he eats the pussy for like half an hour
>really want to suck his dick
>suck his dick for like 5 minutes
>"i want to fuck you so bad"
>proceed to fuck for like an hour
>get tired, snuggle, talk, listen to music
>start making out again
>fuck again
>snuggle again, i fall asleep
>wakes me up an hour later for more sex
>finally comes
>pass the fuck out for an hour
>wake up for work
pretty standard f a m
Went out with my brother's girlfriend to a bar. The bartender was cute as fuck and my brother's girl spoke to her. Got her number and she has a boy friend.
I'm 23 and she's 33. Met at her place and went straight to anal. Tight as fuck. I'm pretty big and I didn't dare not to tear that ass apart. She was bleeding and my condom was bloody. Didn't change the condom and fuck her kind of loose pussy. She was freaky and a whore. Going to fuck her again tomorrow.
mutually high after a party
>be me
>met this guy on tinder
>he's pretty good looking, lots of tats and looks like a surfer/hipster
>kinda boring but talks to me for 2 months
>asks me to hangout multiple times
>ignore
>finally give in and go to Netflix n Chill
>this is when Netflix n Chill first started
>he makes me wait at the walmart parking lot by his place while he shops
>he finally comes out and has me follow him back to his place
>go to his place
>go to his room, laying there watching a movie
>he starts asking why I haven't shown him my ass
>grabs my ass and spanks it
>rubs me between my legs
>I resist and he backs off
>tell him i'm bored
>he asks if I want to make out
>I ask to cuddle
>knowingly I trace his stomach/chest with my fingers
>can hear his breathing change, know what I'm doing
>he grabs my hand and puts it on his cock
>ok.jpeg
>get up and pull his pants down
>start sucking his dick
>he's moaning/groaning
>talking dirty to me, says he wants to fuck me
>tell him I haven't shaved
>said he doesn't care
>get in doggy style position
>haven't had sex in 6months
>haven't had sex with many people
>he forces it inside me
>ouch, start moaning
>he starts pounding me hard
>starts feeling better
>after 10-15 strokes he stops
>think we're switching positions
>turn around and see this sad fag holding his dick
>he already came
>looks at me and smiles
>says this never happens
>leave and never see him again
>he hits me up
>i ignore
>he is now known as the 2 pump chump
>>23020663
>Be a boring shit
>Wal-Mart
>Skuzzy shitbird
>Game like a 12-year old
>Decent bod tho
Seriously bitches, have some fucking standards. Goddamn.
>first christmas together
>bought rope and a wooden paddle
>she loves it
>too tired to tie her up
>make out
>grab the paddle
>tiny spanks over the clothes
>grab boobs, play with ass
>rip off pajamas
>hard spanks
>butt is flashing red
>push her head into the pillow
>put my dick between her cheeks
tl;dr she loved the gift, i need to refresh my knots
>>23020754
Don't you like her face?
>>23020540
>go to bed late wife already asleep
>kinda drunk
>see her sleeping there all sexy & shit
>roll her on her side and pull her pj bottoms down
>"hurry up, I just want to sleep", she says seductively
>I fuck her hard for at least 5 minutes
>blow my load inside her
>she pulls up her pj bottoms and rolls back over
>I pass out
Good times
>>23020713
oh my bad, didn't know we were here to judge the sex stories, thought we were here just to tell them. :)
Share yours?
>>23020794
lol rekt
>>23020785
her face is alright, i like her soft tits and sensitive nipples
it was the last time I would get to see him for a while. it was in the back of his band's van, cramped as fuck and about as clean as you would expect a van that four dudes have lived in for a month+
that being said, it was amazing. as he came I was kissing him and could feel his moans against my tongue, he pulled my hair hard enough to turn me on still knew how to be gentle, and ate me out until I came and squirt all over his mouth, then kissed me so I could taste it. then we just took a minute to just enjoy the feeling of his skin against mine, spent the rest of the night walking around downtown and talking about us
fuck I miss him.
> gf tells me I should go and put my new dress on
> already wearing steel chastity device, mid size buttplug and a diaper to stop me getting lube all over my panties
> not long back from town
> gf been teasing me all day and I've been incredibly embarrassed the whole time
> she lies on the bed and watches me undress and put on a pair of pink knee length socks and a pink latex rubber dress with white ruffled trim that she presented me with for christmas the night before
> cock straining and aching from chastity
> been locked for three days at this point
> she gets me to pose for her so she can take some pictures
> cheeks positively crimson but still immensely horny
> beckons me over to the bed and spends a good half hour debating with me why I should be allowed out of my chastity device
> fingering herself while she does this
> puts the key in the lock and then changes her mind multiple times until I'm begging and admiting to anuthing she says
> finally lets me out and has me lay down next to her with me dress pulled up and one side of my diaper untaped
> tells me if I come without permission she's going to ruin my orgasam
> spends a half hour flicking my cock and digging her nails into it with me whimpering and begging the whole time
> starts really going at my cock, terrified she's going to make me come deliberately wothout giving me permission
> mention this
> get slapped in the face
> handjob continues until she's got me close
> tells me to count to ten and then once I reach ten I need to have come or else
> thrusting my hips in time with her is moving th butt plug and cause it to gently fuck me
> fail miserably despite dirty talk and best efforts
> She's clearly feeling jealous and gives me another shot, this time she counts and I shoot come all over myself, my dress and my diaper
> she laughs her ass off and claps when I do this
> makes me lick my come off her fingers and wipes some more of it on my face
>>23020858
Cont.
> she orders me to get up and pulls me over her lap
> she beats me ass hard and rapidly with a wooden paddle for about 5 minutes
> still have the plug in and have the diaper hangimg off to one side
> feel like a total idiot because I've already come
> she lets me back on to the bed and sits on my face
> oral
> she figers herself at the same time
> tongue hurts
> jaw hurts
> ass hurts
> She's grinding on my face
> nose hurts as well now but stay quiet
> she reaches orgasam whilst calling me ever name under the sun
> cuddle for a bit
So all in all it was fucking painful and humiliating experience. Typed on my phone as well so apologies for fuck ups.
>>23020540
"Choke me,' but it kill my boner and I gave up. She was so wet, and I ate the box for so long, but certain people need a certain level of psychological abuse that I'm not prepared to dish out.
Boyfriend fell asleep on me last night and he knew i was a bit butthurt because i wanted to have sex so he made it up to me in the morning.
>like 7 am
>his alarm goes off
>we lay their kind of dazzing in and out of sleep
>i start stretching
>usual stretchs consist of me arching my back. Butt against him and my head at the edge of the bed.
>he wakes up more and starts rubbing my back for a little bit
>then he starts lightly tugging on the top of my pajama pants
>slowly starts pushing poking me with his boner
>he stops and slips his hand down my pants from behind to finger me
>pulls my pants down and goes inside from spooning posistion
>cant really go that deep so i stop him and hop top
Now i dislike this term bit really its the only term i can use to explain howmi actually do it
>begin to basically "twerk" on his dick
>flawless victory
And yes i literally have weird moments when he comes and i think of mortal combat.
Just makes me feel like a badass haha
>he comes over, we can't keep our hands from each other
>heavy making out
>on my period ffs
>starting to grope gis dick, he pulls up my shirt and starts playing with my boobie
>ohboyherewego.gif
>i tear his shirt off of him and jank his pants down
>starting to play with his dick, using precum as lube
>icanttakethisanymore.jpg
>throw him on his back and start sucking on that glorious dick
>he's close to cumming, grabs me, pulls me on the bed and starts titty-fucking me. Shoots a fucking huge load all over me.
>thatwasyummy.exe
>cuddling and cleaning up
>lots of kissing and caressing
>hop under blanket, listening some music, spooning and talking about random shit
>after a while I can feel his boner returning
>next heavy make-out session
>he's fingering me trough my panties and i'm about to cum
>i sit on top of him and start to rub my clit on his dick
>he pinches my nipples and i cum like a maniac
>he's diamons now and i ask him
If he want's to fuck despite period cause i just need his dick inside me
>he's down to try. His first time diving in the red sea. Go get towel and unplugging.
>he slides in and i swear my spine almost slid out my anus it felt so good
>we slow fuck in missionary, lots of passionate kissing
>he starts to go faster, now pounding me hard, then cums deep inside me
>noy even a big bloody mess, so yay!
>go take a shower together
>naked and wet, cuddle under blanket again
>almost fall asleep cuddling and kissing
>he starts to get dressed because he has to go home
Cont.
>>cont.
>has found his shirt and searching for briefs
>goddamnhessohot.jpg
>grab him and kiss his neck
>herewegoagain.gif
>making ouy like maniacs
>pulling him over me and he starts throatfucking me
>ohmygoshimgagging.file
>i grab his ass to push him down even deeper
>he's just way too big
>he rubs his tip over my hard nipples and jerks himself off whilst i am
playing with his balls and begging him to cum all over me
>he does and he's so tasty - yum
>he now really has to go
>4am and i have to get up at 6am fml
>we barely can stop kissing good bye
>i miss him the moment i close the door
>get the cutest good night text a few mins later
>being in love is THE BEST
>I was recently living in my van
>Meet up with girl i've been talking to for weeks off of reddit
>Drive to the place where i sleep normally
>cuddling
>i start rubbing her back
>working my way into her pants
>then the rest
kinda boring
>in some other persons apartment for 2 days
>he's asleep beside me and I'm horny as fuck so I start rubbing his balls until he wakes up
>get on top of him and kiss him for a bit
>slowly move down to start licking up his shaft
>after a while of going down on him I drag him on top of me so he'll fuck me
>once im wet enough I get on top
>keep grinding until he takes control and goes really hard
>both cum
Nothing special
>>23021165
>>23021177
Well fuck. Now I'm envious.
>in Vegas casino, we're both drinking a lot
>stumble back to our room
>her mother is asleep in one bed
>we go into the bathroom and get in the tub together
>turn on water and leave it on for ambient noise
>we make out for a while, and she gets on top of me
>she just wanted me to get off quickly; rides me like a champ
>I cum, we go to bed
>>23021563
I'm envious of my past self too. Can't wait to see him again... Only one day to go and then we can even sleep in and have glorious morning sex! Yay! We are also going out with our friends and make our relationship official that day, so - double and tripple yay!
>>23021592
Oh, cool. All the best to you! :)
>>23021619
Thank you, random stranger
Back in July.
I have a friend who's a porn star.
She's a lesbian, but she makes an exception in my case because I'm "special," according to her.
It was okay, she sucked me off (best head in the world) and we fucked about three times. I came inside of her. She really wanted me to get into porn with her, but I'm way too shy and self-conscious to ever do something like that.
She keeps talking about a threesome because she wants to have a girl eat her pussy while I blow a load in another girl and then she wants to eat the load out of her, but that never happened. It's a hot idea though.
>fwb
>pretty standard, nothing special
>teases me way too much
>taking the dick didn't feel as good as i thought it would
>other fwb tries to get me off
>says to first one "you battle hardened her"
>have to use vibrator
and that's when I realized that casual shit isn't for me. It feels much better with someone I love anyway.
Yesterday. Met some girl off of yikyak. Hung out in her apartment, where her pals were chilling and ger kid sleeping.
She was quite drunk, tasted nasty thanks to chainsmoking, and had crusty feet. Scratched me up a bit and was terrible at giving head.
Cool chick though. Lol.
>Last night
>stop at fuck buddy's house on way home from work
>her cousin has stopped by unannounced to wish her merry christmas
>explain I'm part of apartment management group talking about upgrades to the building
>don't think cousin is buying it but whatever
>make small talk about the building and finally cousin gets bored and says good bye
>as soon as she's gone I motion for fuck buddy to get between my legs
>she does, opens my pants, pills out my cock and starts blowing me
>tell her to hurry up because I have other things to do
>start fucking her face rather than just letting her blow me
>tell her I'm cumming and she clamps her lips around my cock, takes it all and swallows
>get up, tell her I'll see her over the weekend, kiss her good bye
>she texts apologizing for her cousin being there and promises to "be naughty" next time she sees me.
It was with my live in bf of almost 2 yrs that I met on this shithole. I was leaving for a week for Christmas and wanted some of the d before I left. I'd been trying to have sex for a couple days before that, but he was too tired. Finally got him the morning I was leaving and before he went to work.
>grind my butt on his morning boner
>"I was just gonna get up to make breakfast."
>"I'll be your breakfast."
>"You're dumb."
>He starts rubbing me until I'm super wet
>He gets on top and rides me bareback (tyb birth control)
>switch up to doggy
>cuuuuum buckets
>he cums in me shortly after
>shower and make out before he leaves for work
>>23022381
You actually met someone in this cesspool? Lucky lucky.
>>23020540
>girl i met online on a meet-up site
>we chatted for 3 hours then met to fuck
>meet up in a parking lot
>go to a dark corner
>fingerbang her till she cums
>throw jacket on the gound, tell her to go on her knees and bend over
>fuck her doggy till she cums again and i bust inside her
seeing each other for 3 weeks
and now she told me that she has a pee fetish and want me to pee on her...this is going to be interesting.
>>23020713
Standards don't matter if the person is 6'2 or has some arbitrary quality they've seen on tumblr
>>23020540
Exceedingly underwhelming like all the sex I've had with my girlfriend for the last two years. Out of all the women I've had sex with, she and I are the least sexually compatible. It's really depressing.
>>23022964
what's underwhelming about it?
>>23022846
Yeah, we met off a snapchat thread. It supposed to be just a hookup, as all things go haha
>>23020540
> GF going away to stay with her family for christmas
> Want to make last fuck memorable
> Fap twice before hand, a few hours apart, so that I can last a lot longer
> Kiss her all over, from her lips to her cheek to neck, lick along her collar bone, kiss my way down to her nippes
> Suck on those a bit while rubbing my hand over her stomach and tracing along her hip bone, using other hand to hold her up a bit by the small of her back
> Move kisses downward her hip
> Lick and kiss along her hip bone and the edge of her panties
> Start kissing from her thigh toward her pussy
> Lick along the edges of the panties on both sides
> Kiss her pubic hair while slowly pulling down panties
> Pull them all the way off and lick along the outside of her lips, pulling away to kiss and lick along her thighs and back, then up and around the clit
> Wiggle tongue along bottom of slit, and then give one good, firm, broad lick all the way up and over clit
> Repeat a few times
> Reach a hand up and over her stomach and lightly scratch her with my finger nails
> Start going all in on eating her out, gently suck her clit and some of her labia into my mouth and roll my tongue around it while making a low pitched moaning sound that she likes
> Eat her out to orgasm in a few minutes, keep going until she forces me off
> While she's a bit dazed I insert myself
> Missionary but I'm sitting up at an angle on my knees so my dick rubs against her g-spot, using my feet against the wall for leverage while using both my arms on her shoulders to move her whole body back and forth to match the timing of my thrusts
> Maintain a steady pace, trying to thrust against the particular spot she likes
> After a few minutes she starts to climax, I pull her head back by the hair and start pounding harder until I feel my balls tighten, pull out and shoot on her stomach
> Collapse on top of her and start kissing at her neck, then her face, while brushing her hair with my hand
Pretty vanilla missionary with the gf before work, thought about one of her friends during it
>>23022988
> Get off the couch and head to bed with her
> Spoon her for about 20 minutes, left arm under the pillow and wrapped around her right shoulder, right hand around her waist and resting between her breasts, face nuzzled on the back of her neck, kissing around her shoulders and between her ear and jawline
> Start to get an erection again, right between her cheeks, she starts to hump me slightly
> Start dry-dumping in earnest
> Take off my boxers and adjust so that I can thrust and the head of my penis rubs against her slit, through her panties, and over her clit
> After a few minutes she's breathing heavier and moaning a little, and takes off her panties
> Start fucking her from behind in long, slow, deep thrusts, being careful not to hit her cervix too hard (I'm not big by any means, but her canal is pretty short)
> She turns around, grabs me and puts me on top of her
> Start fucking her missionary style, same as on the couch
> I've already cum three times that day, once less than an hour prior, so at this point it's pretty much impossible for me to cum
> After a few minutes she starts to cum, I'm still no-where close so I just keep going
> She goes from her normal orgasmic moans to pleading to outright incoherent babbling
> Keep going until her eyes are squeezed shut and her mouth is wide open, with her head back
> Finally getting close, I grab her by the back of the head with my left hand and put her onto my chest while my right hand wraps around her shoulder to keep her in place
> She cums again and shortly after I pull out and shoot essentially no cum since I have nothing really left anyway
> Collapse next to her, and after a few minutes of catching breath she snuggles up close on my left side, resting her head between my chest and left arm, with my left hand around her shoulders and my right arm over her waist
> Fall asleep
>meet girl in club, has drug induced psychosis, prety fucked in the head but nice
>feel kinda bad for her so meet up
>spend the day drinking cans and smoking joints
>she invites me to a sesh in her friends house, ring my friend to get a couple of pills
>by the time we come up we're pretty bored so go back to my house
>do a bump or 2 of shite ket
>take an acid each and a line of 2C-I
>cuddling in bed, feel great, horny as fuck
>she tries to give me a blowie but idk what the fuck she was doing, hurts too much
>tell her to stop and try give her a lickout
>she says stop cos it feels weird
>keeps saying weird shit
>try and have sex
>realize she's not wet and how not arsed i am trying to get her to that point
>just sweat and roll around for the next 6 hours, barely say anything to each other except she keeps asking if i can sort a bag of weed in the early hours of the morning
:I
my fifth time trying to have sex and i still didnt like it. i tried to have it (sober) 4 different times a couple of years ago but i just don't think its for me. i don't feel an awful lot and i just get bored after a couple of minutes.
>>23022969
Well, her idea of foreplay is flopping down and playing with her clit while I stroke myself to get hard. I've never been with a woman who didn't start off wanting to kissi
and caress each other. My girlfriend doesn't get wet because of the antidepressants she takes. No matter how much oral or manual stimulation, she just doesn't get wet. It's really frustrating. She doesn't like to give blowjobs which I'm mostly okay with. I always prefer vaginal intercourse over oral any day, but goddamn, like maybe for a minute or two occasionally? I def go down on her about every other time we fuck. Did I mention that we have sex once every 2 to 3 weeks? She's overweight, doesn't know how to be sexy (either in how she moves or how she talks), we schedule sex during our weeks like it's a fucking chore to mark off the list. Etc, etc, etc...
>>23023113
why are you still with her? it's not going to get any better
>>23023139
Because we're a little bit older. She's a doctor. She is loyal. She has a lot of qualities that I look for in a long term mate. There's no telling how long it would be until I found someone like her again.
I've become disillusioned with the concept of "The One" a long time ago. Good enough will have to do...
>>23023023
Yeah, I always have to sneak a peek at /r/bustypetite on Reddit before I go into the bedroom with my gf. My gf has amazing boobs - like really, really nice. But she has a big belly and cellulite on her legs and generally out of shape. She definitely has a pretty face though, but her body is just lazy...
>>23023164
sounds like you're wasting her time as well as your own
>>23020540
>meet with a guy from tinder for the 3rd or 4th time
>nothing sexual up until then but lots of cuddling and intensity
>both wanted to fuck
>invite him to listen to an album at my place
>put it on, get into bed
>start kissing and touching
>we undress, hes even hotter than i thought he would be
>stocky muscular fuzzy wrestler body
>dick is short but thick
>we fuck in missionary for a few songs
>he eats me out like he hasnt eaten in 3 years, best and most passionate head of my life
>i ride him but its kind of difficult bc im used to longer dicks
>he puts his thumb in my mouth though and i bite it and the face he makes is fucking amazing
>he puts me on my stomach and pounds me, he starts to crush me and its just starting to hurt at this point so i ask him to get off me
>good thing too, the condom had come off
>we lay next to each other, i start to touch his dick and jack him off
>he likes it, stradles my chest and i go until he cums on me
best sex of my life so far, super passionate and skilled guy. hands like a fucking magician.
too bad he bailed after
>pic related
>>23021742
Just looking for that one to love is the hard part. Just like many others here.
> been having a... "something" with a girl for a couple of months now
> both living in different cities
> still see each other every month or so for a couple of days/a week since we're both in each other's town every once in a while
> by chance started something
> "I don't want a relationship right now, so this is only casual, ok?"
> fine with me, transitional period in my life so I can't afford to tie myself down either
> as things go, we fall for each other pretty god damn hard
> she was in my town for university business, decides to stay with me for 5 days
> last time we saw each other she was sick and had her period so no sex
> this time the whole week was sexual as fuck, pretty much naked all the time
> suffering from depressions and fear of intimacy due to a loss early in life
> can't get hard/stay hard because of mental blockade (at least that's my guess)
> over the years became rather skilled at making girls come harder than they ever have just using my hands and tongue
> know it's our last time together for a while
> tie her arms to the bedposts
> take away the pillow so she can't bite down into it to stifle her moaning (she's prone to do that)
> caress her whole body, tickle, scratch, bite, lick her, finger her, slap her, light domination (holding her hips down even tho she told me to let her move, denying her kisses when she begged for them)
> she's pretty much cumming straight through the whole thing
> after an hour or so she's completely wasted
> cuddle naked for hours, just enjoying each other
> go take a shower together
> bring her to the train station
> say goodbye for a pretty long time
> feelsbadman.jpg
>>23023185
Lol, obviously you're a child if you think that sex is the biggest priority in a relationship.
>>23020960
>>begin to basically "twerk" on his dick
you are an angel
>>23023413
Haha i really wasnt sure how else to put it. When i see other girls on top they tend to stay straight an go directly up and down. Using their thighs to move them.
I have a lot of ass and its always been way easier to just move that up and down
>>23020564
Thats a nice bf
>ease in
>she's tight as fuck
>she tells me to stop cause it hurts her too much
>she blows me off til I cum
It aint easy having a thick dick
>>23024070
pics please
>>23020540
it was a blowjob from an old hooker inside a car very late in the night, it was also the only sexual intercourse I've ever had up until now
4x
1 hard and rough
2 harder and rougher
3 blindfolded+hands tied behind my back + deephtroat + on the floor + against the wall + on the table
4 gentle rough
>>23023233
Nah, I have a bf now.
>expensive
>/thread
>super long distance gf has to head home in a few hours
>want to fuck her one more time before she leaves
>finger and eat her out until she cums
>roll her onto her stomach and lift her hips up
>pound cock into her from behind for a good five minutes
>starts complaining she's too sensitive
>pick up the pace
>she's begging me to slow down but I'm getting close
>a couple more minutes and she yells that she's cumming
>feel her tightening up over and over
>too tight to keep it up
>pull out and slowly slide cock in her ass and blow my load there
>have a quick shower together right before she has to leave due to sex stank
>she's simultaneously annoyed and pleased that I wouldn't stop because she came hard, but I'd ignored her asking me to stop
>she leaves
>both been too busy to meet up again
>9 months without sex
>thinking of cheating with an old ex-gf
basically her dad died earlier today, and she was sobbing most of the evening. i tried to get her mind off it by initiating fooling around. she didnt want to kiss but she let me undress her and play with her, while she was still sobbing. it kind of turned me on that she was sobbing so i told her to stand on fours and she absent-mindedly obliged. i eat her out from behind and she starts moaning a little. i slap her ass some and compliment on her big ass and she just sighs. i dont know why but i told her i really want to try anal with her tonight and she got mad and said i'm only thinking about sex. i told her i just want to make her feel good. and then we argue and she tells me to go away but as i go away she changes her mind and begs for me to stay. so we cuddle and i tease her anus with my thumb and she starts moaning, and maybe 5 minutes of this and i put a lot of saliva in her anus (alternating fingers of course, dont wanna double-dip) she's starting to feel more loose. i tease her bum with my dickhead and she groans. i put my head fully in and she clenches unbelievably hard so i i kind of throw her off my dick and she hits me like a girl on my shoulder so that makes me want to pin her down and she starts yelling to stop with the butt stuff and that her dad died. i feel bad so i just apologize and we cuddle then have regular sex until i cum in her.
the past next days has been stressful she has to take care of so much shit, and the best remedy against stress is a lot of sex so i make sure to pull her aside for a blowjob or some quick doggy against the wall.
basic maintenance sex (gotta love marriage)
doggy on the couch, only thing interesting really is I think I sprained a toe or something, prob had it dug into the couch awkwardly (had one foot up and one foot on the ground).
>>23020663
>this is when Netflix n Chill first started
>>23024076
Nah
>>23020792
Actually kinda hot.
>>23020571
>blood
>feces
>straight into pussy afterwards
Must be America to not have any idea of the consequences of this, not to mention cuck.
>gf was going to travel to her home in a few hours
>she was still somewhat mad at me because of some dumb stuff
>start kissing her, touching, biting her neck, she gets wet
>eat her out for 4-5 minutes, then start fucking her
>she rides me for some time, change position to doggy
>then, I start to fuck her really hard and dirty talk to her, pulling her hair, etc.
>she cums after 3-4 min of this, I cum soon after, she says she's still a little mad but loves me too much to stay that way before she travels home
>we go, take a shower, eat dinner and I drive her to the airport
really good sex, 8/10
i dont green text much but ill try my best
>last night
>boyfriend couldnt sleep
>start stroking his balls while we talk and cuddle
>tells me he likes when i lick his cock like its ice cream
>that sounded so sexy so i started kissing his neck
>he pushes my head down
> i start licking his balls
>his taint is super sensitive so i start licking that too
>his moans are turning me on so i start jerking him off while i lick his nuts
>curious as to what would happen if i stimulate his three most sensitive spots at once
>use precum as lube to rub his tip with my thumb
>i start doing that, licking his nuts and rubbing his taint all at once
>he goes insane and grabs my hair
>keep doing it until his dick throbs
>he positions me and takes my panties off
>we start to 69
>hes sucking my pussy, tell him he's gonna make me cum and to keep going
> we both get so horny he throws me on a pillow and start ramming me
>fucks me good for about an hour
>we cum and fall asleep
Drive out to her place
Tell her be ready when I get there
(It's about 1.5 hours)
Can't get hard before arriving
Get there
She's wearing neat lingerie
Cool.jpeg
Not horny
Try foreplay
Not working
Dick is limp as a an old school pimp
Proceed to preform the cunnilingus in hopes of default erection
Efforts are futile
She starts grabbing my balls
Uncomfortable af
She tries the sucky
6/10 for effort
She nearly swallows my limp willy
Efforts are futile
Get half staff
Skeleton crew struggling to keep dick up at half speed
She forces willy into pink peanut hatch
Carelessly slam loose wizzle into hole
Fall out
Pound limp dick into her pelvic area
She cums anyway
I tell her the rocket pipe is still loading
Roommate walks in and tells me to leave she's trying to sleep
Awkward encounter makes my dick hard
Already embarrassed I stand up and start to get dressed with roommate and sex lady in the room
Roommate stares for a moment too long
Sex lady mad cause now I'm hard and leaving
Finish dressing
Go to car
Fap in her driveway
Mfw worst sex of my life
>>23023361
Are you me? That sounds like my life for the past year and a half now, except I wish I felt something for them more than friendship. The girl who I've been seeing is in love with me but I just don't really feel the same for her. And the funny part is, she knows that, too. But not being able to have someone makes you crave them more.
>>23022846
Actually met a guy in a Canada thread who I'm going to be hooking up with soon. He lives only a city over. We've been talking for a month.
Would date. Too shy to flat out tell him that.
>>23020540
I harpooned a whale. (my wife)
>>23027340
you 're a fucking bro
>>23027631
Think so? Thanks man!
>>23027657
I think the same that goes for women goes for men: if you find yourself in the proper conditions to get it on, you 'll get it on, if you don't, you won't. That doesn't always synchronise with your partner. That is work done previously. But fuckups occure in everyone's life.
>>23027612
Do the thing. The worst thing he can say is no and at least you gave it a shot
gf and I put some blankets and pillows in front of the fireplace, lit some candles, and we made passionate love to each other.
>>23020571
>met girl that night
>straight to anal
>letting you fuck her puss with a bloody/shitty condom thats just been up her ass.
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Cool story bro etc etc etc.
You are a filthy liar.
>>23028455
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact
that's for /b/
>Secretly dating this guy from my class
>We go to my place a lot after school to bang
>That day was one of those times
>We go to my house
>As soon as door closes we make out
>Go to my room
>He asks me what I want to do
>Pull him closer and kiss him as we slowly lay down on my bed
>Start undressing eachother
>Start blowing him
>Love giving blowjobs so really into it
>Bend down over my desk getting banged from behind. Feelsgoodman.jpeg
>Go onto my bed ride on top of him while grinding my clit into his pelvis.
>Be done. Cuddle and chat a bit
>Send him off home
I'm a terrible story teller and I have boring sex,but whatever.
I'm so jealous of some of the stories in this thread.
My Bf is so mechanised and controlled out of fear of losing his erection it makes me feel unattractive and puts me off sex entirely
>>23033076
where are you from? i could fix that problem for you.
this isn't the last sex i had but one of the most memorable times
>meet girl off okcupid
>she's really into asians, about 5'1, fit, and 12/10 ass
>BINGO.JPG
>head out to hookah bar and have great conversation talking about white knight fgts and redpill douches
>convo dies down, go get froyo
>on the way to froyo i extend my arm out so we can walk arm in arm like the suave fucking james bond character i am
>enjoy froyo, more convo about our lives, eventually leads a topic on Pootie Tang and how I've never seen it
>"omg anon, we need to watch it. do you have the time?"
>SURE DO
>go to back to her place, introduces me to her family lmao
>after formalities, we pop in Pootie Tang
>begin cuddling
>my dick is erect
>she gets the idea and lays her head on my dick, she can absolutely feel it
>begin to furiously make out
>"anon... let's go to my room"
>she drags me & leads the way, it's adorable shit
>continue heavily making out and disrobing one another
>i gesture to go down on her but she politely declines
i digress: what is it about women and not wanting to receive oral early on? i feel like this is recurring. i love giving head and it's sad that girls don't always feel so comfortable with receiving it, particularly in the beginning
>eventually she's on top and before she slides me in i ask "do you have a condom"
>"no but i'm on BC"
>"is it okay if i cum inside you?"
>*pause* "i would actually prefer it"
>HAPPYHAPPYJOYJOY.MP3
>fuck like bunnies
>she tells me i have the fattest dick
>nut inside her
FAST FORWARD LIKE A MONTH, turns out she's fucking psycho but i should've known because i nutted inside her on the first date
threatened to kill herself and blamed me for it
noped the fuck out of there
but hey, laine, you were pretty cool while it lasted
>>23033538
also she was a fucking bear trap. that shit was so tight and i could feel her grip me like a kung fu fucking master
but my current gf's box yanks me even tighter :^), plus she has bigger tiddies and scored in the 97th percentile on the mcat so i landed me a keeper
>>23020904
can you explain how this is fun for you at all?
>>23033545
sometimes I don't like fucking girls with really tight pussies because I have a thick dick and when I put it in I have to force and and sometimes they say "ow" or wince in pain and it kills my boner.Other times they spit on my dick and help me jam it in like a champ and then its fun because it squeezes the cum out like a good blow job
>WINTER 2013
>WENT OUT TO THE MALL IN THE AFTERNOON
>LIGHT SHOPPING ENSUES
>RETURN ON THE BUS WITH GIRLFRIEND AT THE TIME
>SHE UNPACKS HER NEW NINTENDO DSI AND STARTS PLAYING WITH IT ON MY BED
>I CHECK SOME EMAILS ON MY COMPUTER AND DO SOME MINOR CLEANING UP AROUND THE HOUSE
>SIT NEXT TO HER ON THE BED AND WATCH WHAT SHE IS DOING
>SHE CUDDLES UP AND WE GET CLOSER
>AT THIS POINT I'M BORED AND HORNY SO I START GROPING AND PETTING HER
>SHE PRETTY MUCH IGNORES ME AND KEEPING FUCKING AROUND WITH THE DSI
>ESCALATE TO RUBBING HER GROIN THROUGH HER TIGHTS AND BREASTS UNDER HER SHIRT
>THIS GETS HER ATTENTION
>UNDRESSING AND FOREPLAY ENSUES
>INTERCOURSE FOLLOWS
>CLIMAX AND A MOMENT TO RECOVER
>SHE GOES BACK TO THE DSI
>I FUCK OFF TO THE OTHER ROOM AND PLAY SOMETHING ON MY COMPUTER
>SHE GETS PICKED UP BY HER DAD AND GOES BACK HOME
I broke up with her shortly after for some dumb reason and have been horny and alone ever since.
I regret this often, she was more than I deserved.
>sleeping with bf
>starts groping me at 4am
>wakes me up
>i protest a little
>try to push him away
>this only makes him harder
>i'm dry
>fucks me until i get wet
>still trying to protest
>cums inside me
it was actually very hot
>>23034344
I 've heard other ladies experiencing the same
>with girl I REALLY like
>make out on couch and go to my room (had been talking about sex through texts and stuff)
>finger her and give her oral
>oral makes her twitch a bit, but seem to pleasure her with fingering
>she doesn't give me a bj and I don't ask because prior she tried and i couldn't stay erect and just made us both uncomfortable
>put first condom on the wrong way so I have to get another
>take forever to get it open, but finally get it on
>2-3 minutes at best of semi-erect thrusting until I get far too much into my own head and roll off her
>uncomfortable silence
>eventually we talk, i end up fingering her again
>she wants me to cum since I never have with her, so she jerks me off and kisses my neck and stuff
>feels good but I just can't cum
>i move her hand and just jack myself off while she kisses my neck and face
>i cum all over myself and all over her and it is just awkward and uncomfortable
>find out later it really bothered her that she couldnt be the one to make me cum
>figure it had to be a major contributor to the relationship ending
Sad thing is that I even took viagara prior to her coming over to ensure i kept an erection.....
I miss her, but she is for sure better off with someone else.
Alone in the Dark
>>23023058
man you need to sober the fuck up, how often do you jerk off
>>23036097
how old are you dude
this is my first time on soc and this shit is blowing my mind
ive only not been able to get a boner once and it was because my gf like tried to be commanding
never once did i nut inside her even on birth control.. scared shitless of having a child i cant believe you fucks do it with complete strangers
>>23036723
23. she wasnt a stranger
>>23036781
is the viagra perscribed to you? i didnt think erectile dysfunction was so prevalent
>>23036827
I went to my MD thinking I had something seriously wrong with me because of fatigue and all that. I was not expecting to be prescribed viagara, but I mean doctors see a lot of patients and I get that it is hard to find drugs for ppls individuals needs. Truth be told I can't even remember why I was there, but I in no way thought I was going to get prescribed dick pills. I was seeing a hooker at the time and used the first 1 (of 4) with her. The next 1 I took just to masturbate with, the 3rd one I took with a gf 5 years ago and the last one was the cringe story u read.
Here in Canada u do need prescriptions, but if I at like 18 could get them prescribed to me, Id imagine they are not too difficult to get a prescription for lol.
>three years and one and a half months ago
>birthday
>come home drunk from hanging out at a bar with a (male) friend
>desperate to fuck someone
>start texting this landwhale I went out with once from okc
>end up going over to her dorm at about 3am and fucking her twice
>felt sick inside watching her put on her obese-sized panties afterward
>quickly excused myself and came back home before dawn
never again
It was a threesome with an mf couple that confirmed I was gay, poor guy. Never got past hands but he got all romantic and kissed the back of my neck and my stomach rolled. I didn't find playing with him hot but the casual touching didn't bother me as much as the kiss. Thankfully she took care of him (oral) and me (fingers) while I finger fucked her. Lost contact when I told them I wasn't into him, but they knew I was exploring and iffy in the first place
>>23036636
thats the only time ive tried to have sex on drugs. sometimes i wank once a day sometimes once every 3 or 4 days but its really jsut out of boredom, i dont really think im attracted to much. cnotributing factors as to why i dont like sex is because i have phimosis and i'm a really anxious person
At an after party...this girl is cheating on her boyfriend with me... wants the D.
I hand it over.
Came earlier from work as my ex had to spend the weekend at my place. She arrived, I pulled her on the bed. She give the me the most awesome blowjob using her tits and shit. Before finishing, her current boyfriend call her and ask her where she is. Finished as quick as I can. She leaved. No longer heard about her.
Nothing since then. 2 Months already.
Pretext... Meet pretty 16 year old from whisper after posting about being a 23 year old virgin...
>meet that weekend
>after spending most of the day in town we go to hotel
>she's really upset, says we can't fuck because she's on her period
>I comfort her and she goes to get ready
>lots of foreplay, eating out and stuff
>fuck her for at least 4 hours straight, didn't come
>sleep for 3 hours and upon waking, fuck for 3 hours...
Fucked many times but couldn't come.
Anyhow... The last time I had sex...
>we come back to my house since I know we'd have house to self
>chill and watch American Psycho with her
>end of the film, more foreplay, lots of neck kissing, eat her out for a long while
>fuck for about 20 mins and come for the first time to Bowie playing in the end credits
I just find it so funny how I only bust my nut after watching a slasher and listening to my favourite artist
>>23027628
that suicidal guy in your pic makes me laugh everytime I see him
>>23020540
its been so long i dont remember
>>23023164
i settled, once. it had a corrosive effect and ate away at me from the inside. dont sacrifice your self-esteem for a piece of low-grade ass.
>been together a year and a half. The other night we were in a hotel visiting her family before Christmas. Had had some drinks and were feeling pretty good.
>Got back to the room and fell out of most of our clothes and started kissing and messing around. Next thing I know, she's straddling my face and lowering her mouth to suck my dick. We go at it like this for a bit--she's getting really wet. I have my tongue on my clit, she's grinding against me, and I'm starting to tease her asshole with a fingertip.
>She's moaning into my cock but has a really hard time cumming from oral when she's been drinking, so she slides down my chest and mounts me reverse cowgirl. She has a great ass and starts rocking back and forth on me. I can tell that she's playing with her clit with one hand and balancing herself with the other.
>I reach down and push my thumb into her asshole. She's so wet that it just slips right in. She cums almost immediately. Shaking and rocking my cock, she rolls off of me and onto her stomach.
>I straddle her and fuck her prone, sinking my cock deep into. I lay on top of her with an arm under her, I wrap it around her neck and the my other hand I grab a fistful of hair and tighten my grip as I get closer and closer to cumming. Eventually, I shot a huge load of cum inside of her, lay there for a moment and roll off of her.
>I woke up a few hours later with her lips wrapped around my cock again and it started all over...
>be me, weirdo who enjoys getting others off but doesnt care about getting off personally
>then-girlfriend is hypersexual
>watching twin peaks together in her room
>twin peaks turns into lets makeout
>shes impatient, im impatient, kisses and basically right to me eating her out
>she cums a couple of times and i roll over ready to check out whats going on with this fucking horse on twin peaks
>suddenly hand down my pants
>awkwardly explain for the millionth time my junk doesnt work like that
>she gets huffy and is determined that she can make me cum
>bless her because shes fucking trying her hardest but its just, not working
>eventually get her to straddle my stomach and sloppily kiss her while i get myself off
>day after she's extremely hurt despite me trying to console her and tell her she didnt do anything wrong my junk just fucking is wrong or something
and... it eventually drove us to break up, among other things.
>>23039785
you a queer m8?
>>23039662
solid advice. had the same was the same. went on fucking tumblr and complained she "thought the sex would stop when I matured into our relationship"
don't settle if things nag or don't seem perfect.
>>23039785
>>23036097 here
I completely understand your feels bro. It seems to actually really hurt girls when they can't get you off, and it fucks with their self-esteem. Kind of fucked, because this just puts even more pressure on us eh?
Ugh. I'm dying because it was like 6 months ago. But it was terrible. We were both on opiates, and I went down on her for like an hour, Because that's what happens on opiates. And then by the time I tried to fuck her I was pretty much down for the count after like 10 minutes and I didn't even get to finish. The worst part is she broke up with me like. A few days before that.
I was too tight at first, so I sucked his dick while he ate my ass, managed to get him in after that, got pounded so fucking hard. It was great.
>have a friend that lives in my neighborhood
>we've been friends since elementary school and have had no sexual tension between us until this point
>fooled around with him 2 times before this
>snapchats me a taco bell bag
>im already super fucking hungry, tell him to get me some nachos
>he complies, i tell him to just come over and bring them to me
>he walks in, hands me my nachos and sits on my couch
>sit there and silence and both watch law and order while i eat
>i get up to throw nachos away after im done
>walk towards him and sit on his lap facing him
>tell him hi and ask him how he's doing
>he puts his hands on my waist and we start making out
>grind on his hard dick
>take off shirt, he starts licking/sucking on my nipples for a while
>gently push him away and start to undo his pants
>suck him off
>tell him how badly i want him to fuck me
>his dick gets soft whenever he puts on a condom
>he wants to go down on me instead
>aight.jpg
>take off pants and lay on the couch
>he pulls me a little closer to him and admires my pussy for a few seconds before saying "oh my gosh" and going to town
>tfw youve never seen a guy be so passionate about giving oral
>never actually considered him my type, but when he looks up at me with that messy hair and those blue eyes and asks me if im enjoying myself i go crazy
>want him to fuck me real bad
>"fuck the condom, i want you in me"
>he looks around and contemplates, then agrees to just fuck me raw
>get on all fours for doggy, he cant get it in
>disappointment.jpg
>tell him to sit down, i get on top of him and ride him for a bit
>we're both really sleep deprived and tired as fuck
>decide i dont have to leg strength to continue doing this
>just make out for a while with his cock in me
>ask him if he's as tired as i am
>"yes"
>tell him that he can go home and we can do this some other time
>the end
He's not interested in fucking around with me anymore because he thinks I have feelings for him. I'm a sad girl now.
