MALE SEXY AUDIO XMAS EDITION (XMSA)
Dirty talk, audio masturbation, vocal smut and shenanigans all recorded on vocaroo or other sites and posted.
Be as tame, romantic, sensual or filthy as you like. Record your masturbation, try some scripts, improv, sing, play music, talk about your favorite sexual fantasies, and/or just look for requests on the thread.
Be creative!
Please remember to tag your post with your Thread name, the request link and/or title and type of work (song, fap, script, etc...)
And if you sing please put the title on it.
All content is welcome here, but please keep in mind:
>Please keep long scripts and extreme scripts in pastebins (http://pastebin.com)
>Name and picture requests can be fulfilled, though name and picture requests more often than not, will be overlooked.
>Contactfagging is discouraged, please keep it to a minimum.
>Please only post an establishing post if you're a scriptwriter, performer or your id has changed.
>Refrain from spamming the thread.
>General 4chan and /soc/ rules apply.
>Please be civil towards the people.
If you have a request please tag it with <<Request>> or something along those lines.
Previous thread: >>22982360
AUDIO HOSTING SITES
http://www.vocaroo.com
http://tindeck.com/
http://www.picosong.com
http://clyp.it/
http://www.chirbit.com
http://soundgasm.net
https://soundcloud.com
TEXT-HOSTING
PASTEBIN: http://pastebin.com/
SOUND EDITING SOFTWARE
Audacity.sourceforge.net Best Free Recording Software on the Interwebs
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POPULAR SCRIPTS/SHENANIGANS
MSA Masterbin
http://pastebin.com/u/MSA-MasterBin
MALE Audio Scripts Mega-Archive
http://pastebin.com/TfqSfsKg
Questions for New Boys
http://pastebin.com/ssMAgcpb
Villian Marriage Proposal
http://pastebin.com/B9S1k68j
My Pet
http://pastebin.com/rmMkxuFN
Love Letter to Mistress
http://pastebin.com/tdgxuGbq
Ollie's Thread Panels
http://imgur.com/a/a2IMd
Azula's Thread Panels
http://imgur.com/a/DRF8J#0
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> MSA <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
THE 100-1 CHALLENGE
All you have to do is to count slowly down from 100 all the way down to 1, as you masturbate. The challenge is to try and hold back your orgasm until you reach 1, and then come for us delightfully.
Sounds easy, but it's harder than you think - generally about a third of the guys make it to 1, and two thirds come before they reach 1. Can you do it?
For the record, it's totally okay to come before you get to 1 if you want to, it's just more fun for you if you at least try to hold it back as long as you can...
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EDGING--Masturbating as close to getting off without getting off as you can. Some like to rinse/repeat and do this over the span of a few days or weeks until they can't take it anymore, others just do once in a single session leaving themselves unfulfilled, and some do it repeatedly in a single session until they get off.- Why try this? For some it's about willpower, for some masochism, others it's just about the fun of driving themselves out of their mind with sexual frustration until they can't take it anymore which listeners usually quite enjoy.
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REMEMBER:
WE LOVE REQUESTS. No matter how stupid, off topic, kinky, weird or wonderful you may think your request is. If you have a fetish, a need for a lullaby, desire for a joke, or a script you want read- you're bound to find a bevvy of male performers willing to satisfy your every whim.
If you don't post your desires, we can't fulfill them- so don't be shy.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> MSA <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
Dizzy establishing, hi guys :3
Chirbit:
https://www.chirbit.com/DizzyTalks
Non-lewd coffeeshop improv:
http://chirb.it/GbFKbE
Nerdy Guy Tries Asking Girl Out:
http://chirb.it/wOdBdf
Nerdy Improv About Getting Caught Fapping:
http://chirb.it/Ih9Kge
Nerdy Stuttery Guy Jacking Off:
http://chirb.it/04e3LH
>>23008772
Y-you sound like my friend Bird and this scares me.
>>23011070
When are you gonna talk dirty to me, bb?
>>23011093
I seem to always be late but, how about...one of these scripts? Plzkthnx.
http://pastebin.com/4zpTbi3r:
Anyone can read any of those scripts, really. P-please?
>>23012477
I'm scared but also aroused???
>>23013277
Read one of the above scripts? :3
/r/ anything lewd involving focus on big ass and thighs
>>23013299
Looks like the page for the scripts is gone.
>>23013389
Whoops, take off the colon
http://pastebin.com/4zpTbi3r
Requesting cute werewolf doing the 100-1 challenge!
Why is it important that he's a werewolf? Because they're fucking hot so there.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0V3KJBukvNk
>>23013545
While I'm requesting things, here's a script for the cute pandaslut who posted in the last thread. I promise it isn't too lewd.
http://pastebin.com/sirLYDpq
>>23013299
https://clyp.it/revveol2
>>23013645
ah jeez... that's kind of cute, i guess i have to do it since you made it special
it might be a few hours though, i need to wait for people to go to sleep
https://clyp.it/salw0w1n
Behold the fiercest of red pandas
>>23013672
>>23013728
i guess i have to post and confirm this is me... i wasn't gonna post it though, it was for something else!
>>23013672
Thank you! I'm really excited to hear your exceptionally cute voice read it. :3
>>23013728
HOLY FUCK SO Cuteadfnawerpoksdaf
>>23013299
http://vocaroo.com/i/s18uQ0fyIfbb
Read a little bit from a script. Feedback?
>>23013876
Slower pacing and move a bit away from the mic?
>>23013667
Gib critique bls.
>>23014000
Up the volume, bb also I'm scared.
Reposting from old thread:
Hi. I'm new.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s14MBgbk4kIm
r8/h8
Rise up, MSA, rise up from your ancient tomb and breathe once more.
>>23014074
thank bb
>>23013299
small world haha
Guten morgen, Guten Tag or Guten abend!
Luger-sama, reporting for duty!
Now with 100% more german accent and with healthy dose of National Socialism!
Come one, come all! Request stuff only at your local Nazi!
Maledom slapping - a script from /msa/!
http://chirb.it/kmGdw7
Daddys Punishment - another script from /msa/!
http://chirb.it/py9kvO
Luger explains where the little Juden come from!
http://chirb.it/Cec4E9
A little bit of humiliation~
http://chirb.it/OI8ws1
Dominating a Mistress!
http://chirb.it/nALv7N
10 minutes of pure Fleshlight-on-Luger action!
http://chirb.it/dcNz59
Subserviant Luger
http://chirb.it/n2shNr
Yandere Luger - A phonecall from your stalker!
http://chirb.it/Cm73sz
Fappy times!
http://chirb.it/pEMzh7
http://chirb.it/EC7Gm1
http://chirb.it/9Mnxxc
http://chirb.it/2kx4as
Sold off into slavery - a Luger original!
http://chirb.it/bA6sDc
Raceplay with Luger - Nigger bitches smell!
http://chirb.it/5FxJ7J
SS-Sturmbannführer Johann Luger has his way with you!
http://chirb.it/MKckFg
Wehrmachtslieder and singing:
Erika: http://chirb.it/Pmw29e
Das Panzerlied: http://chirb.it/q5MIpJ
German lullaby: http://chirb.it/fDftIc
ATTENTION PLS
https://discord.gg/0ic9dozwEcfHpgIf
I've currently got some freetime and I've had some experience with Discord and I'd like to test this out.
If it kicks off I'm happy to step down and let others manage/admin the chat.
Feel free to discuss role, text and voice channel distribution and permissions.
This is a great tool for managing who can enter/listen to which room etc. so it's perfect for us imo.
If this stays, it'll probs be a sort of live-hub for preformers/lurkers to be as meta, chill or as lewd as they'd like
-
So far it's been pretty good:3
I'm in your board, ruining your thread:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1PtR40rn3mF
>>23013987
I owe a bit more of that to an anon. I have a few scenarios in mind, but if you have some as well, feel free to shoot them out. Improv is good.
>>23015508
go ahead, read something.
also, there usually pops up vocaroo threads on int and here. 4chan is just real slow atm.
>>23015660
My voice isn't too horrendously annoying to read stuff? I've always worried that my voice was shrill and hateful; that it could have easily doubled as the background music at the Zyklon B factory.
female /r/ing anything from a submissive straight male
make me wet like a good boy
>>23015671
nonono, go ahead and read something from your favorite book or tell us more about your work. like secrets or tips
>>23015671
No, you sound fine. And you've read all the Hitchiker's Guide books, so that's cool. And you're also funny! Nice to meet you.
Also, what is with people not wanting to name themselves?
Any requests =]?
http://picosong.com/QBHM
/r/ing some heavy dominant stuff
>>23013667
>https://clyp.it/revveol2
MOAR, please!
https://clyp.it/hvd0u4gy
Ok.... femananon here... anyone got any audio i can masterbate to?
I like heavy breathing, dirty talk, maybe even a good story...
>>23014975
[INTERNAL SCREAMING]
>>23015508
Welcome newbie! You could always start with a 100-1 challenge cause that's pretty straight forward if you're up for something lewd.
>>23016032
>>23018381
HEY READ A SCRIPT FROM HERE: http://pastebin.com/4zpTbi3r
or do these requests?
>>23018471
>>23016567
>>23015678
>>23018502
holy shit stop avatarfagging
>>23013637
that deep voice...
Could you just say something like "You've been such a good girl this year, Santa brought me."
Ok so I finally got around to playing Chromatic Souls, the game someone thought Midnight Rambler was in.
Dude, I'm sorry but you are not fooling anyone, especially me. I've listened to your rambles for almost a year now, I've shlicked to a few of them. That's 100% without a doubt, you in that game. Congratulations, and don't worry none of the English Actors are sited in the credits, I uhhh, already checked, you know, just to help yah out... And stuff. Hope you don't get too big and forget about us here. If my memory serves me right you still owe us a new fap since last winter!
>>23013637
Requesting dirty talk/humiliation please, like you calling the listener a filthy little slut, ect.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s18JxZdeMT2l
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ipOoAZGug9
>>23015562
That was me who said that. I just really liked the Incubus thing. If I could /r/ a scene where you had a good encounter as an Incubus I would love it.
>>23020175
What do you mean by "good" encounter? You don't have to get overly specific, just point me in a general direction. Give me some toys to play with.
>>23020406
Like, you meet someone who's interesting, and describe it, or find yourself in a situation that doesn't bore you after your eons of living.
Requesting DDLG-friendly stuff, especially lewd Daddy giving instructions to babygirl on how to masturbate
Pwease!
I need to get off so badly
A little nervous
http://vocaroo.com/i/s15LcXWTdWId
>>23020464
Loved it.
Sorry for the shitty mic.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0RP13CovDtt
can somebody tell me that I'm not a waste of air
can someone tell me im good enough
>>23021176
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Hb19S4EWMt
It'll be okay anon <3
>>23021176
It's alright, anon.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1bh1NM5MIxN
>>23021176
https://clyp.it/maxir3ox
Also, lowkey did Dark's Schlickstructions in a gruff Australian accent
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1uQvAJtfyFE
YOLO
Also, also, I feel like reading some of my best creative writings stories so if you guys like emotional stories of tragedy, check these out!
Frostbitten
http://vocaroo.com/i/s19TAYi8cbaF
Happy Birthday
http://vocaroo.com/i/s06cR6AIEs0N
Drunken Marrionette
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1C1HU61nXJs
YOLO
https://www.chirbit.com/Ferret
I'm so excited for Christmas!
What kind of present could I give you, anon?
>>23015678
Would a simple fap be ok?
https://chirb.it/3mnBwa
I seem to have a bit of a cold.
Also, I apologize for the poor quality. I need to figure out why my mic is picking up these extraneous noises.
>>23021470
Yo ferret, we've been missing you
https://discord.gg/0ic9dozwEcfDV1mb
cum join us!
Hello everybody, I'm a little new to /msa/ but if anyone enjoys my voice, I'd be happy to do whatever you wanted with it.
I made this as a gift of goodwill.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s06sE2JrwwVy
Thank you.
>>23021470
Sexy as fuck, thank you
Hi everyone, i'm trying to find a few ideas to record (i'm staying with my family for christmas so i can't record anything right now), and i was wondering if what i had in mind was just too mean. I'm usually nice so it seems to be too much for my taste,i'm not really into humiliation but i see that kind of request from time to time here or on /FSA/, and i want to try something new so...
So it would be half mean half sorry that i don't want to indulge anymore a chubby/big girl in a fwb relationship before finally giving in but just a little bit, i won't be touching her, something like that.
Dreams can be so fucking weird...
https://soundgasm.net/u/Noname/M4F-Under-my-Control-Secret-SantaSIAnalRapepussy-spanks
> Under my control (si, mind control, anal)
-noname
page 10?
HOW
k, just for you
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0SQpNaEIKrc
>>23023343
10/10 Proud of you
>>23016782
Here, have some Schlickstructions.
https://clyp.it/rikyi2je
I do good?
Having a shitty Christmas. /r/ing some pillow talk about how it's okay and that tomorrow will be better and that I'm okay
>>23024209
https://clyp.it/zo4nfx3e
Never improv'd like that before, so i hope it didn't sound too slow or not meaningful, because it still is, even if it doesn't sound like it. You're alright, and you're gonna stay alright
I want to try something, but my voice is deep and kind of weird.
>>23024492
Follow your dreams, you won't know you suck until you try, and then if you suck you can get better by trying, or you might not even suck
>>23024492
Everyone thinks they will suck and they never do.
When will AFUG come back from the war?
>>23018502
Sorry it's so quiet my voice is fried
>Schlickstructions
https://clyp.it/2chelxzl
PAGE SIX? I THINK FUCKING NOT.
>>23025069
>>23024054
>>23021282
Mmyis, these are good times.
>>23023343
HAR HAR HAAAAAR
>>23021709
Sounds like a bretty gud time to me save for a few things.
>>23021062
Can't hear shit.
>>23019205
Read this >>23016897
>>23018930
No one likes their own voice, fyi.
A Christmas Eve reading for you..."How The Grinch Stole Christmas."
Part 1: http://vocaroo.com/i/s0KiB6RJdRrB
Part 2: http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Sciz8MjbEw
Part 3: http://vocaroo.com/i/s0feHifmkYDl
Merry Christmas everyone.
Hello all. Taking requests for flirty,sweet, encouraging non lewd stuff (my accent is about the opposite of sexual and would turn lewd into comedy)
>>23025516
Not that guy but I gave it a shot
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1pSU8lZM8Zj
New guy here. Trying this out since, well, why the hell not?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1DgDJkDw3EK
Should probably make a chirbit or something.
Suggestions or something others would like to hear from me would be appreciated.
>>23025602
Yay! Thank you!
I really needed this!
<3
>>23021445
Your voice is great, I can easily fall asleep to it.
Frostbitten was fantastic, keep it up.
page 9!
<REQUEST>
tell us about the best gift you received
any bad gifts, anything you enjoyed giving, seeing your loved ones open?
pic. rel. my woolen sock:3
>>23024526
>>23024954
>>23027822
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1XoLTYRzuYZ
Sorry for the stuttering, I was a little nervous.
>>23027822
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0bRPuTN59Tc
bumping with old content since I don't have anything new to contribute with
http://vocaroo.com/i/s02NfCEp9Ts8
-Gayest Kief Cunterland
what a shit christmas, am i right fellas
>>23028251
indeed.
I have to resort to sucking dicks and posting falsetto singing.
Its truly dark times....
>>23028273
im like hiding out in my room for unwanted family members to go away and considering drinking already lol
but dick sucking is a pit of darkness i'm not tryna get into
Not strictly "male" as I'm falsettoing, but nonetheless x please excuse the repeated mistakes http://vocaroo.com/i/s1zVrOm0b9Du
>>23025516
https://clyp.it/okbauijp
-Fottscag
>>23025984
Norway is great for hiking, one of my favourite destinations
bedtime bump with a story
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0YdunH6tz4L
>>23028983
Ye, it really is fantastic. I love the feeling of reaching a look out point and just take it all in. It's genuinely relaxing.
7th bump
>>23030897
The absolute terror. Rise up from your ancient tomb, MSA.
>>23030916
Idk man, it's usually fairly empty around Christmas and New Years. It was a lot slower last year. I remember at one point there was at least 8-9 posts of just bumps each thread.
On another note, happy festive season everyone.
Man I'd probably try this but I hate my voice on recordings and try to figure out how no one stabs their eardrums when listening to me.
could anyone pass me a discord link? interested in talking with some of yall and the previous ones have expired
>>23032126
https://discord.gg/0ic9dozwEcbtMskG
sorry, I forgot to refresh the links
>>23031379
quit teasin us, and just do a recording already!
Since it's christmas and all....
-STORYTELLING/SCRIPTS
The Husband Who Was to Mind the House
http://chirb.it/dF8Mz1
Three Billy Goats Gruff
http://chirb.it/Mtf9Kb
Boots Who Ate a Match With the Troll
http://chirb.it/NBd4eP
Ug the Thug
http://chirb.it/JMneHO
The Prauge creature (a tale of my own)
http://chirb.it/HmGsBd
The Willow Tree by John Renfro Davis
http://chirb.it/Bca2ky
request, black speech with an Aussie accent.
"Ash nazg durbatulûk, ash nazg gimbatul,
ash nazg thrakatulûk agh burzum-ishi krimpatul."
8th bump
Hi everyone.
What I want is for someone to make the green text sensual and passionate. Like you miss this person for real. Its like a voice message to a missed call.
Deep voices, irish accents, english accents, and scotish accents will be the greatest but all are welcome. :D
>i know its late but i had to tell you this. Its kept me awake for the passed few nights. I dont know what to do. The only thing on my mind is the feel of your skin. My hand caressing your body, my lips kissing yours. I know it shouldnt have happened but neither of us planned for it to happen. Its not your fault nor is it mine. Youre probably hating yourself just like im hating me. I know its wrong and we're both taken but i need to see you again. I need to be with you again. I need it to happen again. I need it.
Thanx
>>23035923
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1xvyjYLreQw
Sorry it took a while, got interrupted halfway through.
>>23032575
>http://pastebin.com/B9S1k68j
Fine. I'll work on it tonight, try to get the questions up, and someone can get me a name based on their opinion.
>>23037392
Okay, so it seems Clyp doesn't like how long the clip is going to be (about 6-7 minutes) and I'm not wanting to make an account if I don't have a name for here yet, and Vocaroo is being a little bitch (my mic DOES WORK DAMNIT)
>>23038485
>>23032575
Oh holy crap it worked finally.
Starter MSA questions, and as I said, feel free to suggest a name if my voice doesn't cause ears to bleed. Be gentle, I'm recording at 4 am, there were other people home, and I'm trying not to be loud.
https://clyp.it/m0aol40l
Hoping this link works.
>tfw you get cucked by discord crashing
sorry luger :(
>>23039144
Well, Imma nap. Talk to you later.
DISCORD SERVERS ARE BACK ONLINE
GIT IN HERE!
https://discord.gg/0ic9dozwEcdgCXVl
Counter page 8 bump
>>23039404
Full of bullies.
Through a complete misunderstanding of threads, someone posted this in FSA, even though there are demonstrably more females here. Enjoy
>>23041183
>>23041397
Wat
these threads are still around? where are the female ones I am trying to get a bit of VA work in. though I am male I like to take notes and advice from anyone.
>>23044146
>>23013461
>>23033674
>tfw like a particular performer enough that you have a ton of requests for them, but you know they can only record so much.
do you have a request que or something I can fill up instantly?
Requesting someone reading Go The Fuck To Sleep
>>23044702
If I get my ass in speed within the next couple o hours, I might b able to do something for you today.
>>23045135
I'm already lucky enough to have you doing one for me! But if you want to do another for the same person, any of these would be incredible.
Get yourself off and watch porn, but link the video you use and comment on it while you do. That way the listener can watch it with you.
You're at the movies with your friend, who is a relatively friendly incubus. You're the only ones in the theater and keeps going down on you for a few seconds at a time, almost finishing you but then backing off. He'll only let you cum if you beg.
You just finished a grueling two hour photoshoot where you had to stick yourself into the most beautiful girl you've ever seen and hold yourself there for the photo, then rearrange and go again. You are so pent up you're going to fucking explode. Pls record the wank that happens once the shoot ends. Bonus points if you're some kind of monster that literally almost can't hold themselves back from cumming, but had to anyway for two hours.
You're on a date with someone and bring them home. They're not human. What kind of not human is up to you, but describe how that goes.
C-Could someone read this?
http://pastebin.com/gTtA93EE
Thanks in advance.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1whR47bXwBf
1 year, and I'm still this bad
>>23045722
Pls don't use the word bad to describe fantastic and really sexy things. Because that's what that audio is.
>>23035923
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1dWePfhv1zc
I had a go - feedback helps.
First time ever doing a recording!
>>23045635
http://chirb.it/ftkv19
There you go you disgusting subhuman scum. I bet you get off to this. What a repulsive slut you are.
Hi MSA
I finally have mic that's not a piece of poop, so here's my very first contribution: Go The Fuck to Sleep as requested by >>23045082
I miiiiight not be the voice you were hoping for but here we go anyway
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0B0A7dSstEu
>>23012957
C-Can a guy (with a deep voice if possible) tell me that i am such a disobedient little brat and how they will punish me harshly (describe it if you can that would be even better, spankings/ropes/.. are fine)
then leave a blank and say "...good girl, that's more like it..." in a more whispery tone as if they were whispering in my ear.....Please?
>>23047153
http://chirb.it/rCk2nH
Naughty little girl~
New Discord for those who are interested; FSA and MSA. Moderation on the pre-existing one is questionable (Reddit type stuff).
https://discord.gg/0jPp9kC9mcRYH1jl
>>23047414
I feel all hot and bothered now, damn you
(thanks)
>>23047414
Your voice tone and that sadistic laugh made me shiver, and the way you whispered. Hng...i will be a good girl now.
>that plastic neesan avatar
I had a giggle though.
>>23047128
<3
Thank you Luger
>>23048036
>>23048161
>>23048219
No problem. If you got any more requests, I'm bored as fuck. I'm in >>23047817 discord in case you want a hotline.
>>23048239
>tfw i listened to most of your audio and i love it and i appreciate you
N-not that i REALLY like you or anything
(I am aryan mustard race pls notice me luger senpai)
>>23048509
get off of page nine please
bumping from the 9th and establishing,thatarabdude here. What's up guys? I speak 3 different languages and occasionally senpais notice me.
Spoken word song:
http://chirb.it/h28ELL
It don't mean a thing:
http://chirb.it/h0HxH3
calling someone a filthy cunt in a mad voice:
http://chirb.it/aa4GAr
ramble about a highschool crush I had:
http://chirb.it/0EPt70
Dom Script:
http://chirb.it/JnwabA
please tell me what sort of thing you'd like me to do if at all, I legit have no idea
>be young mistress at a manor
>arrogant little bitch
>fires butler ruining his life a bit in the process
>suddenly one day wakes up in a basement or some sort,tied up,barely clothed,...
>guess who's back bitch.jpg
>ex butler now can do whatever he wishes to his ex young mistress including satisfying his sadistic needs
>molesting,teasing,spanking/whipping,...
This one might be kinda long but um...pretty please?
I can't cum today,only edge,it's so frustrating..
>>23050053
http://chirb.it/nALv7N
I did this a few threads ago.
>>23050093
Nhh...if only it was a bit longer.
Your voice makes my body shiver and i could feel my nipples hardening as you moaned...what kind of wizardry is this?
>>23050193
Nazi Magic.
>>23050053
Gettin' real tempted to give this a go.
D-does anyone do anything for gay audio?
>>23050251
I do :3
>>23050255
Could you do something for me then? I don't really have a request, sorry..
>>23050291
It's ok, what would you like to hear?
>>23050298
Just a sweet little message? Like a voice-mail I guess?
I have a nice voice. Any non-sexual requests? I have a noticiable accent, so be aware of that.
>>23050383
http://pastebin.com/HQQkFjFD
>>23050311
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Q8X0qnymu3
Here ya go, sorry I took a while!
>>23050420
Oh anon, you're the sweetest! That really warmed my heart, thank you so much <3
>>23050440
Awww, yay :)
Glad I could fulfill your request ^_^
>>23050417
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1hHmvv9JA9s
Those are very interesting monologues. If you want one more tell me.Sorry for pronouncing so closely to the mic, wasn't used to this.
>>23050053
So here's my not as good version:
http://chirb.it/hKEEHF
>>23050471
I'll definetely try and find you again, hope to see you around dude! Thank you again!
>>23050487
I'm here, I just don't say much :D
No problem!
Can any of u fine gentleman do a scenario for a gay guy? Just do what u normally do just no talk of the opposite gender please and thank you
bomp
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1iAXPuKwoHC
7
some1 be my fucking mommy
>>23050417
https://soundgasm.net/u/FuckMyFaceBitch/This-Is-Not-a-Script
>>23051039
Usually how I approach women.
https://soundgasm.net/u/FuckMyFaceBitch/1234
- -
https://soundgasm.net/u/FuckMyFaceBitch/Kinky-Fuckery
Stay bumped, I'm gonna be out for a while with no internet so reup if and when it gets to post limit.
Hope everyone enjoys their new years celebration and stuff.
>>23050205
Luger you baka
>>23050210
Ah please do. It's not as if i was burning to her it or anything
I NEED REQUESTS! NOW! I'M BORED!
>>23053902
I already posted it, but here ya go :3
http://chirb.it/hKEEHF
doing any request, memes preferred
>>23053914
T...Thanks i guess
>mfw am supposed to be adult bur look 15 because smol and babyface
>mfw my skin is milky white
>mfw i still wear cute undies
How did you...
>>23036318
>>23047078
That was great. I love how you made it your own. Thank you so much :)
>>23054450
Did ya like it? :3
Heh, I was guessing X3
>>23054450
>tfw lolis are real
>>23054480
I am not a loli!!
Fight me.
(Also noticed you are in the country right next mine. Bonjour)
>>23054486
>tfw french lolis are real
>>23054493
Belgian actually.
>5"3
>turning 20 in 2016
>Always mistaken for a 15-16yo
The fact i dress in cute frilly stuff doesnt help i guess..ah well
>>23054507
>tfw massive beard growth since I was 15
>bulky
>always mistaken for a late 20s/early 30s
I don't even dress to kill.
>>23054522
I think you are fine.
At least people dont pinch your cheeks or pat your head when you get angry.>>23054522
You have a pretty nice voice though. Maybe i should dare and post in female voice thingy but no idea
>>23054522
But i am dressed like a total hobo. I just wear big sweaters that hide my hands lately. So warm.
>>23054554
>>23054543
Join the Discord. I wanna hear what you sound like.
>>23054573
Repost discord?
>>23047817
>>23054591
>>23054573
What is discord? Kinda new here.
>>23054603
https://discordapp.com/
Discord is basically a mix between WhatsApp, Skype and IRC. It's really cool. You can chat with a lot of people and shitpost and talk in voicechat.
>>23054617
Hm i see..i have a girl friend over so i will check it out tomorrow and make a sample of my voice. What should i say anyway?
>>23054646
"Luger-sama! I-I'm not a little girl! Geez, I bet you enjoy toying with me! It's not like I like you or anything, you idiot!"
>>23054646
"Look, I just like affection, so pat my head! Quit smiling and do it, you idiot!"
>>23054679
>>23054671
>sama
A...as if!! You would enjoy it. Dirty perv.
But i guess i can manage. Oh and pardon me if i have a french accent or mispronounce something.
>>23054679
Do you want me to hit you or something?
>>23054741
But it's cute :3
http://vocaroo.com/i/s00EbwcQCj16
At your service.
>>23015347
never expriing link
https://discord.gg/0ic9dozwEcfHpgIf
Share it with your friends and ur granny as as a new years gift!
We're currently playing CAH!
>>23054949
Jezus, sorry, I'll go hang myself now
https://discord.gg/0ic9dozwEcdgCXVl
If anyone is still around, can I make a request for a message saying it's going to be alright? It doesn't even have to be long
Requesting cute dragon hitting on a guy instead of eating him. A /tg/ recording. Like pic related.
>>23055285
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0gsA9pSDtKm
>>23055514
Thank you Anon, helped me calm down a lot <3
>>23055525
I was actually singing, and then I realized I can't whistle the part in don't worry be happy.
>>23055555
Hey it still worked though! And I really appreciate that you did
>>23055566
Thank me I'm awake at 4 am.
>>23055602
You should really get some sleep then you!
Canine/werewolf masturbation and mouth-fucking (anthro cumming knotting growling)
http://chirb.it/dF9vzk
>>23055616
Nah, I'm taking requests here.
>>23055698
Good luck then anon! You'll do great!
>>23055733
No one is commissioning me though.
>>23055746
Well, I could ask for something a bit more sexy but I don't know if you're comfortable doing it for a gay guy, are you? It's okay if you aren't.
>>23055805
Fuck it. Like I care, what do you need?
>>23055812
Just some dirty pillow talk? You as the more dominant one, if that's alright of course.
>>23055836
I'm afraid I'm not quite sure what that means.
Give a script and I'll do it.
>>23055675
Until then, it's pinched cheeks and head pats for you :3
>>23055848
I actually can't find a script, sorry anon. I'm not good at requesting stuff. Though I do love improv! If you just have any dirty talk that comes to your mind I'm more than happy with it.
Someone sing this for me: https://vimeo.com/60299788
>>23055650
Holy fuck, that is sexy as hell. Really nice audio.
>>23055650
I loved it
>>23015277
Ich weiß, ich weiß, egtl schon tot. Aber hey. Ich mag deinen Stuff ;) german femanon
>>23055555
followed by
>>23055566
Number magic happening:D
before I get my period my breasts tend to get kinda sore, especially my nipples. /r/ing something with some begging to relieve my tiddies with some sucking noises and general boobie worship
if multiple people fill this I would love to hear something more subby and then something else more dommy
>>23058163
be my fucking mommy
>>23058163
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1a6kKkGIUzu
Never posted here before but I thought I might just for fun!
Hope you like it.
>>23058163
Hnnnnnnng
>>23056387
>>23056411
tyyyy!
>>23057966
Oh? Soll ich dann vielleicht mal was in deutsch aufnehmen? Was gefällt dir denn am besten?
>>23055855
Hmf.
I will be at home by 4 pm and i will try and take a look at that discord thingy i guess.
And say that thing for Luger >>23058605
and you since you wanted to hear my voice.
>Inb4 i am cute
Don't u dare
>>23058623
But I like DFC lolis. I'll wait until I have evidence that you are indeed CUTE!
>>23058637
>DFC
Not flat but definitely on the small side
I swear, my hands are small,my feet,.... yet i'm the first to say "fight me"
>>23058717
>mfw
>>23058623
Inb4 voice changer
>>23058786
Downloading discord right now,gonna figure how to use it and do your message thingy i guess
>n-not that i'm doing it for you or anything i'm just bored!!
K, downloaded it. I'm Alicel.
No idea how that works but i'm gonna find out.
>>23059195
Think you're in the wrong one.
>>23047817
That's the one.
>>23059211
It's said to be invalid or expired. Are you sure.
>>23059225
https://discord.gg/0jPp9kC9mcTRA7Sm
Might've just expired. Try this.
>>23059231
Ah thank you, it works! i'm going to go ahead.
>tfw nervous
I'll do my best!
so Sir_Fluffy vanished again?
>>23058550
Please for the love of lewd of do more! More supernatural more multiple orgasms more everything. Thanks!
Please be gentle
It's my first time.
https://www.chirbit.com/Thi3f
>>23058605
Ich hab mir gestern auf chirb ein wenig was angehört. Und mich würd echt mal interessieren, ob die Finanzabteilung bei euch jetzt den Mist mit dem Weihnachtsgeld hinbekommen hat^^
Und was texte angeht muss ich nachher mal schauen welchen ich da gerne in deiner Stimme hätte
>>23060053
Nope. Immernoch nicht. Musste meiner Mutter schon 200 Tacken überweisen. Hoffe das klärt sich sobald ich wieder am arbeiten bin. ;___;
>>23060102
Und dabei sollen die Deutschen immer so ordentlich und korrekt sein. Alles Bullshit. Bin nebenbei dabei discord zu verstehen. Irgendwie heute Brainmalfunction
>>23060120
Ich frage mich wer hinter meinen finanziellen Probelmen stecken könnte...
>>23058623
Yay :3
>>23059714
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1RlYUWYmjKB
this is somewhat related
just picture me being whatever ur into;)
We're playing CAH, come join!
https://discord.gg/0ic9dozwEcdgCXVl
>>23061285
This is great!
New game is up
http://pyx-1.pretendyoure.xyz/zy/game.jsp#game=250
Password is: MaleSexyAudio
>>23058454
yes
>>23058503
I love this, too bad it isn't longer!
Where did everybody go
>>23062723
I'm guessing they are all on discord now... -_-
This sort of thing happened last year. We had an amazing group of guys who kept pumping out 10/10 recordings. but then they all got on skype with the name fagging ladies and left us anonymous listeners hanging. :(
Thanks to discord I'm sure this place will be slow as hell and the recording we do get will be full of inside jokes / pandering to the discord group.
/rant off
<3
>>23062929
As someone who is in the discord groups, I can assure you that the thread does get checked regularly while performers are logged in.
>>23045722
Don't ever say you're bad, seriously.
You're one of the reasons I come to this thread.
>>23060621
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1RlYUWYmjKB
... there are no words.
the discord still going? I got nothing better to do and could stand to have my accent evaluated
>>23063241
https://discord.gg/0ic9dozwEcdQgm4I
>>23062723
>>23062929
I imagine it's just the holidays. People spending time with friends and family. It got real quiet the two days before Christmas as well.
Some people at work said I sounded like a smooth jazz DJ on the phone. I think, with a better mic, I could pull it off:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0GKWra3BQgq
<<REQUEST>> I'm currently on a road trip back home and I've not orgasmed in a few days because of never having the time to schlick. Definitey needing to scratch the itch right now. Could I possibly get something dd/lg (idefk it's something that's been getting me off lately?) or just maledom to help the itch? Bonus points for accents/foreign languages.
Long time listener, gents. You do swell work. c:
>>23064079
Man, this joint is dead. I dunno that I'm up to pre-recording that sort of stuff though, so bump
>>23064079
Sit on Daddy's Lap (incest, daddy, daughter, ageplay) By Ollie
http://chirb.it/Prwdmb
Impregnation, Norwegian
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0q8A7fW9jq1
Impregantion, Russian
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0egikPFRdob
also, check out my chirbit for other stuff
>>23062929
meh, I'd say this got more active after we started the discord cuz everyone is constantly reminded of the thread. u know you're allowed to join the thing without having to talk/listen
It's holidays. I don't know what you expect. Most performers have work/family/friends...
Hey, Merry Christmas everybody.
And, uh, feliz cumpleaños.
