tell us the story of how you lost your virginity /soc/
>>23012526
At after prom i got drunk and ended up fucking some girl from another school that was completely sober
All i remember was i felt her tits up really hard and didn't use a condom and came inside her. That was the last time i saw her wonder what happened
>be me
>be best friends w cute girl
>meet this cute artist guy who gives friend too much attention (she doesn't realize he likes her lol)
>crush on him a little
>pays no attention to me
>have art with him my sophomore year
>look completely different (indie/twee)
>suddenly senpai notices me
>ice queen him
>he's into it
>invites me over after school
>i go to his house
>we put on a movie, talk about comics and music and shit
>almost single-handedly shapes my future taste in music on this night
>asks if he can eat me out
>okay.jpg
>eats pussy for a few minutes
>starts fucking me
>surprise.jpg
>oh well i'm cool w it
>takes me home later
>we date for like a week
>i sneak over to his house one night to sleep over, lie to foster mom/sister
>foster sister rats me out, concerned about me being taken advantage of
>get busted
>foster mom shows up at his house, takes me home
>huge lecture
>laughing internally bcs he already took my virginity, plus we did it again before my foster mom showed up
>he breaks up w me a few days later
>i get hotter over the years
>he gets fat and neet, turns into a nice person tho
>ran into him a few times after high school, still into me
>lol
the end
>>23012526
Drunk. Sloppy. Unnecessarily hairy. Shameful.
I'm a male, 17 at the time. Weekend before school started. Had a party with a few friends. At the party it was a girl that liked me, I didn't really like her that way but she's cute. Got drunk. Made out with this girl. My friends pushed me to take her to my dorm room. Did just that. Made out in bed. She was a little unsure if she wanted to have sex, but we did. It was awkward... Semi boner, condom trouble... Threw the condom away, fucked her, came in her sweet virgin pussy. Then we fucked in the shower, threw up, kept the party going for a while, went to bed, she texted asking if she could sleep in my bed, more sex, fell asleep.
>>23012526
>be me at nerd camp
> meet this chubby girl with cute face
>hititoff.jpeg
>sorta date the entire time we were at camp
>Its kay cuz no self esteem
>On her birthday I bake her a shitty cake
>she loves it
>decides she wants birthday sex
>head to secluded part of the library
>middle of day with people about
>Nothing can stop the horny lust of hormonal teenagers
>Get to biology section coast is clear
>get down on the floor, pull down pants
>3 pump wonder and I pull out and cum
>disappointment all around
Turns out she was emotionally abusive and a psychopath. Glad I ended that shit. Pic related
Strawberry blonde cheerleader chick came over to dorm room to watch Remember the Titans. We boinked halfway through. My bro of a roomie called to say he wouldn't be back that night. I was cheating on stupid ass whore high school GF. Felt bad at the time, happy later. Fucked for like 2 hours didn't cum. Overcompensation for fear of blowing load too fast maybe. Still takes a lot to make me blow it.
Once upon a Dec 22 2015, a virgin(me) posts a story in a virginity thread.... To Be Continued?
>>23012526
Was over at my best friend's house. We were roughhousing and I licked his hand. Got him turned on. We fucked.
We still do today, his SO knows but isn't mad or jealous so long as we tell him. (It's a ldr with those two).
>>23012592
At least you pulled out. I bombarded that pussy with cum 3 times. Boy I couldn't really relax until 9 months later haha.
Paid a prostitute and fucked her right in the pussy
>be 17
>on tinder
>7/10 black girl 11 miles away
>swipe right & match
>nice.jpg
>talk for a week and decide to meet up
>I pick her up and go to the park
>we sit by the pond and start making out
>I grab a lil bit of tiddy
>she's into it and grabs by obvious bulge
>slides her hand into my pants and starts to jerk me off
>virgin bout to nut
>bring her back to my car
>gives sloppy top
>pull out condom
>"oh, sorry anon, I'm on my period"
>mfw she says "but we can do anal"
>she gets on all fours and I try to push my dick into her butt
>won't go
>without thinking I lick her asshole
>she's so into it and so am I
>try to stick it in again
>goes in and feels good
>start to fuck her like a madman
>cum in 2 solid minutes
>dive her home
we hooked up again a week later and she ate my ass and I came 9/10
>>23012742
Way to go dude. My gal also had her period, she said. Didn't care. Not a trace of blood on dick. Win mathafukka.
>Be grill
>14, confused about sexuality
>pretty sure i'm gay but come out as bi
>crush hard on a girl who used to be my camp counselor
>we go to the same high school
>tell my friend about it who is also a lesbian
>we date for a week for some reason, i was drunk when she asked me out
>break up because she was ugly af
>she calls me and says if i don't have sex with her,she'll tell everyone i'm gay and have a crush on senpai
>let her fuck me
>forced to eat her out
>fucking disgusting
>gay as hell anyway
>>23012766
ehhh I would risk that. I'm cool with a little poop on the condom but I don't know how I would feel to see blood on it. idk that's just me
>>23012799
was she a bull dyke or wut
>>23012803
I dont really care actually now that I've done that a few times.
>>23012564
SAME
>be 22 closet gay
>playing Civ V LAN match with my best friend
>come out to him
>worried he'd hate me
>'dude don't worry I'm bi'
>head is spinning
>start yapping like a little girl about how I never would have guessed etc. etc.
>'yeah yeah you wanna have a bit of fun or what`?
>he totally dominats me
>buttgasam after getting rimmed and fucked for 20 mins
>shoot the biggest load I have ever seen before or since
>he cuts pretty much when I do
>kissed washed each other off
>Nuke Mecca
>drop 2 giant death robots on his borders
>military victory
I did not. Nobody likes me cause I can't talk. Thanks depression.
>>23012884
>he cums*
Fuck
When I was twelve I had my first ever time with my best friend at the time. It was a sleepover at her house. It was incidentally also the first night I learned about YouTube. We found soft core late night cable TV porn and one of us asked the other if we should try it. We were definitely clueless but we fingered and kissed; I remember her leading my head towards her pussy, which I had no idea was something people did to each other, but I remember thinking about it a lot over the next few weeks or so after the fact. It felt natural though even though it was awkward-- I've always known I was bisexual since I was little.
BONUS ROUND MY FIRST TIME WITH A BOYEEEEE
After middle school I lost quite a bit of weight and boys took interest in me for the first time. The first guy I had sex with was 19 and in 12th grade, I was 14 and in 9th grade. Immediatemy behind our high school there was a fairly large wood area where there were many paths and clearings and such where my friends and I would go smoke weed at lunch. I met him through that kind of group. We went out there into a thicker area of woods and he fingered me a little roughly and then started fucking me. I'm hindsight I think I wanted to have sex with him to get it over with. We had sex a few times after that and I found out he had a girlfriend and narrowly missed her kicking my ass when I disappeared to another school midway through the year.
Fucked my cousin when I was 13 and she was 11. We've been doing it ever since.
i was 18, i think, just about to turn 19
he was my boyfriend of about 1.5 years
we were in love
we watched the magic school bus and ed, edd, n' eddy on netflix while we banged
he couldn't cum and neither could i
but it was magical nonetheless
i told my best friends at applebees the next day over half price apps
oh, to be young again
Came really close to losing it multiple times, but didn't until junior year of college. It was a saturday during fall. Football game at 7pm. Tailgating all day. Got very drunk. Decided (bad idea) to try xanax recreationally for the first time while very drunk. Popped six of those. Met this girl. I don't remember much about her other than she had a killer ass. Thirty minutes after we met she walked into my bedroom, and started making out with me. I was fine with that, but barely concious at the time. Then she started to fuck me, which I was not cool with, but unable to really say no on account of the alcohol/xanax combo. I think her name was Alyssa. She's the one person I most regret meeting.
>be 30 and a wizard
>done nothing besides kiss for a few seconds
jesus fuck this thread is depressing
>23
>tired of being a virgin
>post on craigslist for a few weeks
>the few attractive responders fade or seem scammy
>black girl I sadly don't find attractive at all wants to meet up
>sure I guess
>she gives sloppy head and I fuck her for a bit but I never come and we give up after 20-30 minutes
>she gets mad at me later on and tells me to remove her number
>don't even care because she wasn't fat but kinda gross
overall pretty unremarkable
>>23014469
Well, look at it this way:
If you were telling us about your first time tonight, instead of your lack of a first time, tonight? It'd be depressing and smell bad. And there'd be a pube you weren't sure was yours, somewhere (I'm hung up on body hair).
>>23012799
Blackmailed into sex? Yeah, that's called rape...
>>23014627
It's called manipulation, and it's what everyone does to everyone always, for sex. Stop bumper-bowling and play the god damn game.
>>23014644
My apologies
>Be me
>Be 17
>Become homeless
>Friend takes me to weird hippie-like school on the river
>Slept there overnight because the principle didn't go home? Idk wtf..
>Friend been begging for sex all night and previous 2 days
>Next day ditch school into woods
>Let's have sex!
>No
>*Undresses me*
>I'm not even in the mood
>*Goes down on me*
>Still not feeling it
>*Pulled to ground*
>Fuck for 45 minutes without even hint of cumming
>My clothes used under us on the mud
>WHY.jpg
>Catch bus to next city
>Years later get life together
>>23014705
So sick of this bullshit pretending to be rape. "But I kinda said no, then did nothing and went along. That's totally rape, guys."
There are people who get held down and forcibly fucked, screaming and crying. You aren't a rape-victim--just an idiot. Stop conflating what you subject yourself to with what other people literally did not have the ability to control, despite their efforts. You said a word? Well oh my gosh! What a martyr you are! Let us all applaud your courage for having said a word, this one time.
>>23014743
please kill yourself
>>23014753
Please grow up and stop acting like the rest of the world owes you a hug-box.
>>23012526
>be me, 20/M
>At my place with chick I'd been seeing for like 1-2 weeks
>messing around on bed
>gradually losing clothing
>start touching each others' junk
>still not making connection that we're about to fuck, don't have a condom or anything
>everything is off
>she straddles me
>think she just wants to make out this way
>holy fuck that feels really warm, wet and awesome on my cock
>tfw first time was total accident I did not see coming
I am not a smart man /soc/.
On the plus side, she was on birth control.
>>23014743
4real
>six years ago my brother was killed
>he was at a poker game and was doing quite well
>tempers start to rise and a friend of his overturns the table sending my brother sprawling to the floor
>friend pulls gun and threatens to shoot my brother
>brother says no, asks him not to, reminds him he has a family
>friend shoots and kills my brother anyway
>case goes to court
>judge said my brother just said a word and could've done more to not be killed so it wasn't really murder
>friend is acquitted
Justice was served
>>23012526
I haven't #foreveralone
Went to a brothel and intro'd with three grills. Paid one of them 200 and we fugged for an hour.
>>23014787
Flawless analogy.
>>23014793
Wait.
It might have been $220. I don't actually remember.
>>23014802
You struggle with the concept of consent, don't you?
If you own a shop, and someone asks for something for free, and you tell them no, and they proceed to take it and walk out of the store, it's still shoplifting, even if you don't chase after them and tackle them to get it back.
> be me see prostitute
>be 19
>friends house party
>one of his roommates is a girl, she's about 22, kind of chubby but had huge tits
>the night goes on, people get more drunk
>no real connection with this girl but people are taking pictures and we get one together
>she kind of leans back on a counter and I put my hand in hers
>just sort of leave it there
>for another I put my hand on her waist and then butt
>wtf am I doing
>suddenly she pulls me around and starts making out with me furiously
>okay. jpg
>leads me to her room by the hand
>throw her down on the bed and start groping her huge tits
>she says she wants me inside of her
>okay.jpg
>made her cum from oral, then fucked her a bit and came inside her (was using a condom though)
>think I came way too early but she was moaning like a porn star anyway and didn't seem to mind when I told her I was done
>fingered her until she came and did it again the next morning
>never spoke to her again
Invited over to smoke weed with neighbor
Go out in yard instead of on roof like usual
'You're a virgin so pain and blood is normal'
Pinned down looking at moon until condom breaks
Waddle home to tell no one and blame self
>17
>skinny anxious beta kissless virgin
>just started college in bongland (last two years of highschool for amerifriends)
>computer science so 2 girls in class of 20
>one is disabled
>other one is chubby 5/10
>we become friends
>having no standards I take an interest
>initiate one-itis
>after 3 months find out she likes me too
>pathetic mind is blown as never been liked by girl before
>fall in "love"
>become sickly couple who makes out in public
>find out she's a bit of a nympho
>takes me to her house
>rides me for half an hour
>still don't cum
>find out she's had old chad bf over for "studying"
>breaks up with me
>tells me she ain't getting back with chad
>gets back with chad
>he dumps her again a few weeks after
lel
what a ride
>be me
>27 y/o virnig
>decide to hire a hooker before wizzardy
>drive to hookers area, pick up a super stunning brunette in a very tight dress and heels
>turns up to be a trap
>she ends up fucking me up the arse, bareback
>mfw true story
me 14
at hospital broken pelvis,jaw, leg and and arm from accident. In Pins and traction for 10 days.
17 yo very cute candy stripe nurse aide and milfy nurse aide help me with bathing and such
candy girl never helps only in room
always embarassed always get boner goes on for week.
time before last I pop while nurse is washing leg very understanding says happens all the time
candy girl does not see but gets what happened
I hear nurse explain to girl. Then says poor baby..
go home.
start high school 2 weeks later. Candy Girl is checking in freshman, she is senior looks very hot.
she asks how I am, I say ok. She turns to friend whispers, they laugh.
1 more week at home after school. Door bell
she come by to "surprise me" .. said why so you can tell friend'
she said yes, friend is her bestie and told her cute virgin at hospital (me) popped during bath.
all thought cool, bestie dared her to seduce me,
she won.
I popped before my pants were off, then about ten minutes later she taught me a lot.
became popular with her crowd cause I did not talk.
Great HS career.
we were fuck buddies all through HS and her college and after.
we married different folks but every so often we meet up and fuck
>Be the tall funny guy
>15 in my sophomore year
>girl I've never met walks up out of nowhere and ask for my name
>pretty hot thing, felt like she was way out of my league
>she keeps coming up to me and talking
>asks out of the blue if I'm a virgin
>she isn't, she's 2 years older
>keep talking for a while and she finds pictures I've taken of me on my phone.
>spends the whole day remarking about how sexy I am
>drops her current ldr
>fast forward a few months
>I come over and we shower together and she gives me head.
>fast forward some months again and she keeps begging me for sex
>she rides my dick one day for 20 min in her bed when no one is home
>too nervous to cum
>fast forward to this day we're still together
>found out we're into BDSM
> love leaving bruises and making her bleed
> best sex ever
>be in middle school and manage to sneak into a gay bar
>friend tells me older businessman has been cruising me
>take an interest and start checking him out
>see wedding ring and become hard as diamonds
>make my way to the bathroom and he follows
>fuck him in the bathroom stall
>take off rubber and cum in his mouth
And that's how I learned I'm into married guys
This girl and I had been dating a few months
She came to my house
We talked and cuddled for a while
I asked her if she wanted to
She said yes
I started playing with her tits
I unzipped her pants
reached my hand into her panties
Ate her out
This she got on top of me and before I knew it we were fucking
I was 16, he was 17. He was every edgy teenagers wet dream- mohawk, piercings, and a "fuck you" attitude. I was the unsuspecting girl-next-door. After dating for a while, and being head-over-heels for him, I went to his house and ended up fucking him in his closet. He didn't believe I was a virgin until he realized he had torn my hymen. He came, I didn't, and nine months later I realized I could find somebody who could and would treat me better.
The guy was a 10/10 but his dick game was weak.
>be me
>be 18f
> still virgin
Bump
>>23016963
in NC? :^)
>>23012526
>had sex
>>23017040
nOOOoOo
>>23017040
If she wanted to get rid of it, I doubt it'd be particularly difficult
>>23019294
>>23019394
might as well ask â•®(╯▽╰)â•
>>23012526
>Never had a real home before
>Moved all over the world with my dad for work
>He moves us to Australia
>Finish high school and start uni
>First day of class become friends with a guy
>Australia Day is coming up
>He invites me to a party
>Says there's a place we can watch the fireworks
>No one else wants to come, so we go alone
>Walk over to a golf course
>He has a lockpick
>We break in and go sit on the green
>Fireworks are wrapping up so we lay back
>End up laying with his arm around me
>Very drunk by this point
>He reaches over me to get a drink
>Kiss him
>He takes it slow and we have sex on the course
>Unprotected and drunk he cums inside me
>We start dating after that
From that point onward, I couldn't stand to use a condom ever again.
I still havent lost it desu. Does anyone even like shy 18 year old guys?
>>23019859
you have to hope you run into a girl that likes you enough to pursue you.
you also have to be a decent enough person for that to happen in the first place.
good chance you aren't since you're here. I recommend just working on being less shy.
>>23019999
im a part time lurker. thanks though
>be 14
>live in hull, uk. Essentially white trash city of england
>take girlfriend at the times virginity in my bed
>ordered pizza and watched saw afterwards
>>23016291
Things that never happened: the post.
>15 yo me, had a boyfriend that I had been foolin with
>lets just put it inside to see how it feels
>ended up fucking, no condom
Parents room next door sleeping the whole time
>>23012815
The thought always grosses me out unless I'm fucking around with a girl on her period and I have a raging boner.
THEN, I don't care.
>>23014644
Despite your dubs, this anon is right. >>23014627
I'm no white knight or SJW, but that's def pretty rapey. Just calling a spade a spade.
> My friend was sick as hell for weeks
> Hanging out with his gf every night
> She has a minor cold, over at her house keeping her company
> Start flirting, shit keeps almost happening.
> I figure she falls asleep while I was out of the room, come back in, go to turn the light off.
> She tells me to take my clothes off and get into bed.
> We fuck for hours because I'm too wound up to cum. Finally nut after forever.
> Next day she freaks out, don't hear from her again for months. Never fucked her again.
> She confesses years later that she loved me and panicked because of a lot of shit.
> Still one of the best fucks I ever had, 25+ years later.
>>23020014
Hey, I'm just being honest. I'm here, too.
>be 18
>find out that best friend has crush on me
>ask her out, she says yes
>4 months into relationship we decide to give each other our virginity
>teenage hormones kick in, we've gotta fuck ASAP
>end up deciding to see movie and do it there
>dont care aslong as we have sex
>have to wait for my dad to come home so I can take the car and pick her up
>friend calls me up
>"Anon lets go to *** house"
>sure why not
>end up spending 2 hours at friends house on the other side of the neighborhood
>dad calls me asking if I still need the car
>oh fuck, I'm an idiot
>run across the neighborhood at top speed to get the car
>call gf's brother and beg him to drop her off at movies so we can make it on time
>finally get there and gfs pissed at me
>end up going to see project almanac, only cause we figured nobody is in there
>total of 5 people in the theatre, including us
>at this point its no or nothing
>get in seats, gf is still mad
>tries to talk my way outta it, making myself seem beta af and its my fault how I ruined our "date"
>she kisses me
>holyshitthatactuallyworked
>fuck right there in movie theatre didnt even try and stay quiet
We ended up having sex or doing sexual things while in the movies quite often. Only person that really knew where our friends when we sat away from them and this old man that gave me the side-eye during big hero 6
I lost mine in the most vanilla way possible... He invited me to Prom (we had been dating for about a year or so) and we paid for a hotel to spend the night at afterwards and we ended up having sex in a really nice looking hotel room after prom. it was way more romantic than i thought it would be, 10/10 would lose it again.
cheated on my straight-laced christian goodgirl gf in high schoolwoth a fat ugly whore who wanted my dick
started out innocently enough,she was a friend of a friend and wanted to get to know me
eventually we were making out after school and meeting up every chance we could get so she could suck my dick
eventually we fucked
thus began 5 years of a hellish secret tryst with this clearly obsessive crazy girl who was in love with me, while i was just using her to bust a nut
starting a relationship with her, being friends with her at all, is literally the worst decision ive ever made, and has effected me so much more than any other, and ive tried to kill myself
thats how bad of a decision it was
>>23021028
Except for having a christian goodgirl gf part, you just described my life.
Cheers anon.
>>23021075
fucking cheers mate
i finally, finally, cut her off from my life this summer, just gave her the boot
she of course brokedown
im probably gonna run into her next semester of community college and it's gonna be shitty
if she doesnt jist breakdown in public i know im glnna have to try and resist fucking her
>be me
>be 18
>almost 19
>ohfuckthisneedstogo
>Start acting in a group on campus
>Meet a cute girl
>We start fucking around
>Ohthefeels
>Go home for break
>ask to go back to campus early
>Get back into town
>girl comes over to spend the night.
>herewego.jpg
>Naked times and making out, she sucks my cock for a bit.
>"Are you sure you want this?"
>...
>2 hours later, she's cum 8 times and I finally ripped my load into her pussy.
>Worst climb up a bunk bed ever.
>Sore for the next 2 days, but fucked her brains out that weekend as we travelled.
>>23014743
Being emotionally manipulated, blackmailed, or pressured into sex isn't consent.
Basically we shouldn't have to physically fight someone off for them to understand what no means.
fucking rape apologists, honestly.
it's people like you that are the reason so many victims of rape don't come forward, because they won't be taken seriously in their suffering and be just as fucked up as those who screamed and shouted and fought, because they feel guilty that they couldn't or didn't force someone off.
it's still fucking rape. fuck you.
>>23021090
>>23021075
you guys are pathetic lmao
>be me, 15
>known this guy for 3 or 4 years, good friend
>used to like each other a lot
>he's dating my best friend for a year
>they break up
>he asks me out 7 days later
>he says hes bored
>i dont even want a relationship but i say yes anyway coz i had wanted this for ages at some point, childhood sweetheart ect
>we start doing nsfw stuff about a month in
>we talk about sex a bit
>i say i wanna wait till i'm 16
>2 months later we fuck anyway in his parents shed
>my head was hitting the bass drum of the kit he had set up in there
>neither of us came
>pretty anti climactic
3 and a half years later we broke up finally, he was abusive and a rapist and cheated all the time ect
that was 6 months ago
Took it up the ass and received head from a craigslist ftm when I was 20.
It was meh.
>date this girl in 8th grade
>she's kind of homely but she's nice, I'm a total dweeb but I'm not really ugly
>10th grade girl wants my nuts
>10th grade girl rubs her tits in my face at lunchtime
>10th grade girl shows me tits in the locker room before PE (guys and girls' locker rooms were across from one another, separated by one big room)
>has huge tits
>is 5'0
>looks like she's like 13
>I thought she was until i found out she was 16
>me and homely girl break up after she convinces me to
>we go to spring break party together
>she tells me to get in water
>makes me play with tits
>in front of guy she was thinking about dating
>guy is totally assblasted
>bends over in front of me alot in line for rides, gets wet so her nipples pierce through her slim ass bikini, gets in the lake and moons me and beckons for me to come in only to tease me and say no
>her and the other guy start dating
>she webcam calls to tell me
>we start talking
>i get jealous
>tell her I like her
>she eventually says she's horny
>this is the day her and that guy started dating
>i go to her house
>she makes me finger her pussy
>I say what about Nikk
>she says fuck him and what he won't know won't hurt
>she brings me into bedroom, takes off shirt and bra and gets in my face
>tells me to undress her
>i do, stammering like a bitch
>she lays on bed and spreads her pussy
>I tell her I don't have a condom
>she says just to cum inside of her
>I turn the lights off
>start fucking her
>she tells me how good it feels
>tells me to go harder
>she's not looking at me, I notice
>dick goes limp
>she gets angry and tells me to lay down
>rides my cock
>starts moaning in my ear, shoves her tongue down my throat
>gets very very fucking wet quickly
>I cum in 25 seconds
>she's pissed
>tell her I'll do doggystyle with her
>she's done
>kicks me out
>most embarrassing day of my life
The next time I had sex I made sure not to be such a fucking chump at it.
This is pasta but it's my pasta
>be 15 at the time
>best friend who lives next to us is also 15
>his father died when he was 3
>his mother is considered by the neighborhood toungewaggers as a loose woman
>she dates, wears leather skirts, boots, blond hair
>actually looks pretty hot for mid 30's
>my mother grew up with her so both families are close
>mother and her were in the same street gang when younger
>my mother tells me to watch out for Richie since he doesn't have a father
>do a lot with him. help him study, hang with him, get him up for school when his mother stays out all night
>go over Richie's house one night about 6
>he's not home but his mother is
>she's looking good in this red dress and heels. just got back from her office job
>start talking
>she tells me how thankful she is for having me and my mother watch out for Richie
>admits she's not the best mother
>asks if I have a girlfriend. tell her no
>she tells me to come with her
>we go into her bedroom
>tells me to sit on the bed
>starts rubbing my cock through my pants
>unzips them, takes my cock out and starts blowing me
>nervous as fuck but feels good and watching my cock slide into her mouth is like watching my own porn video
>after about 5 minutes she gets up, slips off the dress, slides off her panties and gets on the bed only wearing her bra
>tells me to come up between her legs
>guides me into place, grabs my cock and aims it at her pussy and tells me to push
>slide in and start fucking her
>she's not real wet and it's pretty loose but my penis is in a vagina so who cares?
>takes about one minute before I cum
>we get up
>she tells me never to tell Richie or especially my mother as my mother would slit her throat f she found out.
>be 18, never popular in high school, kinda chubby, pretty nerdy
>spend lots of time on ERP sites
>find a random person and RP with them, its pretty fun and hot
>we talk a bit, turns out that we both live in the same country (Australia) and holy fuck, only about an hour or two away
>we talk more on Skype, eventually cam together and masturbate on cam
>holy shit she's a emo/punk 8/10 and I'm about a 5
>after a few months of this, she asks if I want to come and stay with her for a few days
>I do, and we're a bit awkward, but we end up having sex
>I take like 3 hours to cum, end up blowing after fucking for ages
>continue to fuck for the next few days
>I feel like I was really awkward and lame the whole time, and when I get home we keep chatting for a bit until we stop speaking
>Never see her in person again
It's so fucking strange, but a nice little memory of mine.
This one is bad /soc/
Started dating this girl in highschool, broke up with her because I was beta and she had hairy arms. Shit was awkward. Wake up one day bitch is in my house... Dating my little brother. Poker face that shit. She keeps showing up even though we are poor peeps and she is a spoiled rich kid. (parents bought her a red merc convertible) Around Christmas tell brother not to come into my room cause I'm wrapping presents, she asks if she can help. Say sure not thinking about it. Play vidya while she wraps. Feel something pulling my sweats down. look down she has my dick in her mouth. Let her do that for a while and say nothing. She leaves and comes back the next day. Says I still need help wrapping, fuck like animals on my bed. This keeps happening for about two weeks. Convinces me to take her places in her car if she gives me road head. Drive past brother one day. He suspects. Do it at her house and her parents walk in on us, while using their lube. poker face that shit works out fine. Fucked in our hot tub and brother walks past. He still doesn't suspect a thing. Finally this insane bitch says something about filling down her teeth during sex so she could bite me like off twilight or some shit. Kick her out immediately. Tell brother the next day. He doesn't believe me, keep telling him still doesn't believe me. convince her to tell him, she does then plays it off like a joke. He finally believes me then fucks her and dumps her. Me and my brother lost our virginity to the same chick. Later got caught smoking cigarettes and pot he decides to tell my parents i'm no virgin then as well. parents never look at me the same. I have more horrible stories of my sexual escapades if you guys want more.
> Be me in 10, 2011 or 12 or something
> Visit r9k regularly
> R9k used to be the cool board on 4chan before it become the loser board
> Amerislusts always posting about losing having sex as teens and in high school
> Virgin shaming
> Dwell on it lots, get depressed and anxious
> Decide I have to do it
> Visit brothel
> Only one prostitute there at the time
> Guess I have to go with her
> Tall, 30 something white woman
> She explains where her anatomy since it's clear I'm newb
> Lie at the end that I only came because I thin k I'm gay and just wanted to check
> Realise Americans are just really sexual and Australian, particularly Indian-Australian culture far less permissive
> Oh well
I was 15, he was 25. it was at a concert and he was drummer for the opening act, fucked in their tour van and he actually made me cum, most band guys don't bother. when we were almost fully naked and he was licking my tits and I told him I was a virgin his dick was like diamonds, let out the hottest moan ever
was seriously tempted to fuck him again while I sucked off his bandmate, butt think I was too nervous about how it was still my first time. we started fucking every time he came to town, it was amazing
>>23012526
Aww heck, why not?
The long and short of it is that a bunch of mates were gathered 'round having a drink and a chat, and we found ourselves in quite a predicament: we'd gotten down to our last bright-pink Sobrani (a brand of Cigarette which come in pretty colours). Naturally, we concluded that the only reasonable way to decide who get's the last pink smoke was a 'gay-off'. "Lips pursed, hands on the table, and GO!"
Well, after a few fabulous strains of 'Dancing Queen' and the Village People were sung in lisps, and all our wrists were limp from an overabundance of jazz-hands, it became clear that a tie-breaker would be required, since myself and one other were clearly committed to our task.
Suffice to say, things (as our dear friend Ron Burgandy would put it) escalated quickly, and it turns out that being fucked in the arse is less gay than fucking someone in the arse and sharing your victory cigarette according to our panel of judges.
Certainly, points had to be awarded for the exclamation of "look, no hands!", but I still feel I should have won if only for the fact that my head was smacked into the hi-hat of the nearby drum-kit with every thrust, and now I will forever associate the sound of a half-choked hi-hat with sodomy.
>>23012526
There's a whole thread of first time stories here
>>23023541
>Sitting drinking corn liquor
>Watching the sun go down
>Drunkenly fumble around
>Eventually pluck up the courage to put on the moves
>she's on her back put tailgate down
>laser focus to maintain erection
>anon failed to launch thrusting.exe
>awkwardly trying to angle for a good thrust
>eventually change so she is on top
>she rides for 30 mins I fail to cum
She never spoke to me again
