welcome to the music assume thread: watchou talkin bout willis edition 5: balls to the walls
rules: you must post a song and assumptions with your picture or blow me, your choice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDtO5D1jShk
>>23007064
forget something me boyo?
>>23007056
ehhhhhhhh song ........ is into the kind of girls who have christmas lights in their room
>>23007064
cool song!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYysz2hgK4U
>>23007056
I assume you are studying to be an engineer
>>23007064
I assume you get mistaken for Steven Tyler a lot
http://youtu.be/xcNY76-pzok
Been listening to this a lot lately, Taeko Ohnuki - 都会https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2QuYQEFEeKU
>delicious 80s Japanese pop, City Pop
>>23007056
Hates children.
>>23007082
Eats a lot of noodles.
>>23007086
Kindergarten 'teacher'.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2IoKYLqGaPc
>>23007082
I assume you cosplay
>>23007123
Actually I hate children
But I assume you are quite a player
>>23007123
Wants to get a tattoo in the near future
>>23007086
Kishi Bashi it's nice, like anything related to Of Montreal
>>23007082
Wants to learn to play an instrument, likes wearing sunglasses
>>23007056
Cool song senpai, you're getting comfy for Christmas and shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2KPplYp7K7M
>>23007082
how can you not get drawn in by that gorgeous female falsetto bridge
ehh song 2u2
>is into the kind of girls who have christmas lights in their room
lol maybe? i didn't know there was a specific type of girl that did this
i assume you're the person wearing earplugs at the show and your feet always hurt
>>23007086
this song is wonderful. i kept expecting it to go into metal mode but either way i like it
>you are studying to be an engineer
nope but that was what i wanted to do in high school
i assume you create lots of drama around you because you have a low capacity for empathy
>>23007104
i'm into this for a passing listen but i doubt i would search for more of it
i assume you have cosplayed as something at least once and your costume was okay but not great
>>23007123
these guys sound like they ripped their style straight from the strokes
i like it though
>hates children
nah not really i was a camp counselor for 4 years
but i do hate very young children
i assume you like to chill by yourself because your friends are always trying to fuck you over
>>23007104
city pop is best pop nigga
solid track 10/10
>>23007156
Quite the opposite actually, had the same girl for 4 years and couldn't stand the thought of losing her.
>>23007158
Probably. I assume you play in a band, 8.
>>23007166
Older than the strokes. I don't associate myself with a lot of people, I guess you're partially correct.
>>23007086
shops at target, considered getting a triforce tattoo
>>23007104
/fa/ poster
cool song: check this out...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9O1vcZTLpSw
tis the season
>>23007123
nah............likes ikea a lot
>>23007166
im earplug free tyvm dont demean me like that
n of course.........there is that type of girl
she has a toms flag on her wall and had a homestuck phae
Sounds of the divine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AqZceAQSJvc
>>23007166 #
I wouldn't say I cause drama but I do have a very low capacity for empathy
>>23007200
well that's sweet your looks just give off the player vibe
>>23007215 #
I do love Targt but I am not a fan of zelda
>>23007221
fucking beautiful
shedding manly tears rn
>>23007215
>a toms flag
lol nope i'm not into girls who have toms flags
>>23007221
santana perfoming at woodstock, my nigga
>>23007263
You dont get music like that anymore.
dynamic as it gets and mysterious
>>23007172
You know it my nigga
>>23007215
>/fa/ poster
Yeah, great song, got me dancing while I was getting some stuff from the kitchen, gracias for the recc
>>23007166
I haven't cosplayed, would be pretty cool tho
not my favorite song, but someone made a malcolm in the middle reference in a thread earlier and this has been stuck in my head: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5Za8HggalY&spfreload=10
>>23007056
loving these titles. i assume you always have a lot to contribute to a conversation irl but you're usually too shy to do it. you're that guy that can be silent for 2 hours straight and then comes up with a great talking point or a funny quip out of nowhere
>>23007064
has a little trouble reading
>>23007082
i assume you're super edgy, or a total sweetheart irl. there is no middle ground
>>23007104
you have interesting music taste (in a good way) but it makes you a wild card and therefore i will not feel confident in any assumption i make. so i'll be safe and say your hair attracts just as many women as it does jealous men
>>23007123
lay count is in the double digits for sure. but that doesn't matter to you because you are with a woman you actually love
>>23007069 Walks around the streets to the rhythm in his earphones;
>>23007069
M-my throat at your disposal, but here's a song that may last longer:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kO7W3DwUSmU
Sorry, I'm so boring at picking tracks desu.
>>23007082 Hunted Emily, the strange, and sucked her soul;
>>23007086 Has a sunglasss with purple lenses. Into medieval Illuminated manuscripts;
>>23007123 Wears macramé anklets in the summertime.
currently listening to:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6n2U3bNoYAc
>>23007123
thinks of really mean things in his head but keeps them to himself
>>23007086
you drifted away from all your friends after high school
>>23007369
Cute, probably likes a lot of obscure metal but isn't judgemental about people that aren't.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q2dNPbE-nh4
I'm *basically* integrating your song choices into my assumptions. So if something is wildly off base, that's why.
Soen - The Words
https://youtu.be/mvyMSSwdi9w
Intronaut - Sul Ponticello
https://youtu.be/PzevP25JFuE
>>23007056
You're in a local band. You like to read Western and Eastern philosophy from time to time.
>>23007082
You're quiet, but you like to go to various stores in unfamiliar places and were in choir when you were younger.
>>23007086
You are typically a loner and have a few close friends that you've known all your life.
>>23007104
You spend your time in coffee shops or book stores. You're fascinated by different cultures and like to travel.
>>23007123
You enjoy watching movies, whether they're Oscar nominated or white noise.
>>23007327
You kick it back and enjoy the little things in life. You prefer and work in a low-to-no stress environment.
>>23007104
i bet you don't take your clothes off for anybody v_v
>>23007240
I tend to get that a lot.
>>23007327
I think you're correct but not by a lot. I've had her since I was 16.
>>23007336
Never have.
>>23007369
Regarding?
>>23007397
Shifts between harsher music genres and softer, likes Sonata Arctica. I don't watch movies a lot.
I'll post my assumptions in another thing, my phone is poop.
>>23007392
gets along with everyone but doesnt get close with anyone
>>23007437
just in general i guess
>>23007457
yeah pretty bang on.
>>23007552
wooo i never get these right
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBLaJtXbpRg
get another one in bc aint no harm innit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lur7cI1Sq4Y
>>23007327
I didn't remember that song being so nasal
lol ska
>>23007369
hey I transcribed the lyrics of ur song
>down tempo drummin & strumming begin
reYAOOOOWWWW
>down tempo continue
LUUOHWOOWAAAAAHWWOOO
>drummer discover other drums in set
>guitarist discover other chords
>singer continue primal guttural screaming
>it is not intelligible
>>23007104
Sounds like a Kenny G collaboration
J pop throws me off
>>23007086
like this
nice
>>23007104
I assume ... your hair gets a fair share of compliments
>>23007056
I assume you are part Mexican bc mustache
>>23007123
is friends with a tattoo artist
>>23007221
he is one of gods gifts to the guitar
>>23007056
You're a relaxed guy, possibly like an otako kawii thing or whatever it's called. Weeble? I don't know
>>23007064
Like a sad Steven Tyler without the charisma
>>23007082
Possibly run a cash register, gets agitated easily. Fairly feisty
>>23007086
You possibly have a blog on feminism or about calling people out who wear Misfits t-shirts
>>23007369
You're a nice person from a small town that feels at though they're going nowhere, maybe dating a high school sweetheart or coming off of a relationship with them, you have some self confidence issues but to the same extent know that you're attractive so your mind is in a battle of sorts.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQrPeSsrH1k
Honestly, this song is perfection:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TaUUYV7wKos
"Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now" by The Smiths
>>23007623
You usually half-ass your Halloween costumes but still get a lot of compliments.
>>23007397
Your music taste changed significantly from between freshman and senior year of high school.
>>23007392
You bite your lip a lot and you are constantly on your phone. You vaguely think you should curb it, but you don't.
>>23007369
You don't feel bad leaving the house in pajamas, but you'd feel really bad if your hair or makeup weren't on point
>>23007327
You like beer and secretly despise the taste of hard liquor
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_eR0IVSOhY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rEQNoC2SaqM
very hard to choose a favorite song
gotta go with this for now:
https://youtu.be/EA9FR1kiWxE
>>23007623
very traditional. high sense of self worth
>>23007397
quiet, probably seen as an outsider in grade school but has a close knit group of friends
>>23007392
had an emo phase
>>23007221
cocky and dude-ish but actually chill and cool
>>23007682
you are very, very pretty
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7gOH4bfPy6I
Assumptions incoming
>>23007082
Gets frustrated when people ask who the sugar cubes are.
>>23007397
>fascinated by different cultures
Yeah, you secretly like it when people mistake you for a girl
>>23007369
Most melancholic person you know, but you can get pretty hype when doing the things that make you happy and that's cool
>>23007327
Yes, it gets kind of annoying tho, you smoke when you get stressed out
>>23007424
Correct, I'll take them out for you tho
>>23007623
Takes lots of art curses, mostly music focused, it's serious but chill
>>23007693
You are into Car Seat Headrest
Now I'm listening to this, Boredoms - Vision Creation Newsun
>krautrock vibes, space rocky, noise rock, it's Boredoms you should know them already, 10/10 drumming
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sZUZdB2B-s8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ped1Vvv7ekA
>>23007727
left leaning and a lil vain (it's cool tho)
>>23007698
cranky? tom waits is great tho
>>23007758
u look underage af
>>23007833
Not cranky, just melancholy.
Someone I want to talk rap with.
>>23007848
yea u do!! would be glad to spam u with links haha.
>>23007862
How should I hit chu up? We can get 80s-90s as fuck.
>>23007833
spot on
also i like your music taste as well.
>>23007832
>Correct, I'll take them out for you tho
awww yea ;]
Here are a few:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=REDMPXa4hVQ
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cfamwv1kR4M
>>23007833
You are heavily involved in dancing
>>23007758
You live in California
>>23007727
You know how to box
>>23007698
You are pretty straight edge, but still a lot of fun
>>23007693
You want to be an architect
>>23007682
You used to live on a farm but moved to a more urban area later on
>>23007872
skype if u got it, @ uhrfasudhasdd
>>23007877
got u... shaved heads r my shit but i'm too weak, learned how to do dude hair to satisfy the urge to shave my own haha.
>>23007893
Do acid a few times every year, smoke weed daily. I am fun, tho.
Someone I'd smoke weed w/ while I brandish my theory that Casablancas is a genius business man who made millions from slurring words.
>>23007893
hahaha no dancing my man. nice kendrick tho. i think ur lookin' for love.
>>23007893
i don't but i wish i do! thats a great idea
also nice music
i assume you wear a beard to look older
>>23007895
you have a really nice face, you could def pull it off
>>23007895
Sent you a beastie boys related request.
>>23007056
Thinks he is better than everyone else. But you can get away with it bc you're a qt.
>>23007082
quiet an quirky. Your eyes draw me in.
>>23007086
is sad.
>>23007104
has two anime girls kissing as your phone or comp wallpaper
>>23007123
is a slob. but fuck youre good looking. and im digging the song
>>23007221
you'd be fun to go to a festival with. you like to do shrooms
>>23007327
I like this song for you and idk why but you like to write.
>>23007369
v pretty. dresses warm and comfy 24/7 even though you have a face full of make up
>>23007392
you remind me of a friend. youre kind of a huge nerd, but in the least nerdy way possible
Song is good. Something I would have listened to a few years back
>>23007397
Religious studies major
>>23007623
is pretentious
>>23007682
You like road trips
>>23007693
Doesn't have a license.
>>23007698
cries when drunk
>>23007727
you like to paint and rage
This was hard af I'm sorry
>>23007910
u sure? got two and theyre both default auhhhh
>>23007907
>>23007893
YEAH YOU MOTHERFUCKER, best track on Is This It, what do you think of Wesley's Theory? It was my fav on TPAB
You are addicted to coffee and comfy stuff
>>23007911
>>23007758
Went from mobile to comp so my ID changed. But this is me.
>>23007833
Nope, 20 y/o, but forever looking 12.
You're into photography
>>23007893
I do!
You're just getting more into fitness
TRAPPING OUT THE BANDO BUT IT'S SPOOOOKY
https://soundcloud.com/hoveybenjamin/spooky-bando
>>23007893
Big supplement fan
>>23007833
Doesn't reply, instead uses silent facial expressions
>>23007758
Still in highschool
>>23007939
yea photo is cool
>>23007985
nahhhhh u dead wrong haha. u look sneaky tho.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQDkeIeXcPg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6br_g_3a00
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4YKvO9leNA
>>23007985
lol
this trap is hilariouscore
you like small fluffy animals smoking pot and reading fanfiction
>>23007911
>thinks he is better than everyone else
lol not really. if anything i'm pretty retarded
thanks doe i like your face too
>>23007893
10/10 taste mein negro
you get really annoyed when you see musicians having dick measuring contests
>>23007833
fucking sick song.
i assume you worship nas
>>23007758
never heard them but sounds like something i would smoke to
you like to go to goodwill just to look at all the new things each week
>>23007727
i dig. that beat is actually interesting
people often misjudge you in your day to day but you like to keep your true self on the down low because it's funny to you how far off people's judgements are
>>23007693
great song.
you have a wonderful relationship with your parents
>>23007682
i'm p relaxed. not a weeb doe
i like that song a lot.
you live in southern usa and you don't like your city
>>23007664
nope but i am half spanish
>>23007623
that israel nash song is gorgeous
you like whisky and libraries
>>23007397
yez. i do like to read philosophy but not really to get into it just to expand my general knowledge base
excellent taste.
you were bullied as the kid who wouldn't stand up for himself in high school
>>23007369
>actually listens to 18 minute songs
top patrician qt
you've had a long and extensive history of quickly entering and leaving relationships
>>23007336
yez i do that a lot
>>23007327
yeah that's p much me.
i fucking love that theme song so much
you like to walk in the rain in your bad clothes and smoke cigarettes under your hat while high on pcp
>>23008062
bruh where's the love
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1U7qDICGKw
>>23007056
Drives 5 below the speed limit
>>23007082
Bet you watch a lot of anime
>>23007086
Bet you force yourself to read literature you really don't want to just to say that you read it
>>23007369
bet you only post on /soc/
>>23007397
you seem like a genuine person
>>23007623
/mu/ incarnate
>>23007693
fucking love this song, i bet you have a large social circle but no romantic interests
>>23007727
you get mad at white males for existing
>>23007833
for some reason, i don't think you actually like that song
>>23007893
content and happy with your life
>>23007985
Just finished your first term at uni
Since my ID probably changed I'm >>23007893 (You)
>>23007900
I'd definitely agree with you on that. Also his latest effort, Tyranny, was superb!
>>23007903
Aren't we all??
>>23007907
Bingo!
>>23007928
Hell yeah dude! Wesley's Theory a fucking legit track but it's not my favorite off of TPAB. I don't drink coffee but I do love comfy stuff.
>>23007939
I've been lifting for a while so you're sorta right.
>>23007985
Kinda. You want to be a nurse
>>23008062
I don't go to Goodwill, but when you added "just to look at all the new things each week" I lol'd bc that does sound like something I would do
You are actually listening to all of these songs and it is killing me
>>23008062
nas is alright, more into memphis shit tho. glad u appreciate it regardless haha.
>>23008073
if i didn't fuck with lin que i wouldn't post a lin que song haha
>>23008072
oh my b i thought you weren't participating so i skipped you
>tom waits
you are a fine sir, sir
you enjoy snowboarding, reading, and other solitary activities. your favorite food is french fries. you once had a black guy call you 'my nigga'.
>>23008073
when i'm high for sure lol
never heard this but i'm somewhat into it. a bit too hypey for me
you live in central america and you love cheap hookers
>>23008059
Sneaky?
>>23008062
Love weed, lately my girlfriend and I have been rolling a lot of Cheese and Blue Mystic.
And kinda, we like to get stoned, and listen to Siri read fan fics girls write about Zak Bagans of Ghost Adventures. Funniest shit haha
>>23008073
Third.
You're unorganized but good to be around, smart and engaging to talk to.
>>23008080
Nah. But kudos for TPAB
>>23008102
>Posts a song in Serbian
>I'm from Central America
>>23008114
>You're unorganized
very, but it's functional
>>23008097
why is it killing you? don't die qt
>>23008117
>implying your filthy untermensch speak isn't all the same
shut up caucnigger
>>23008114
damn i'm jelly of your medical weed
>>23008140
>shut up caucnigger
>>23007451 Will hang out in a silent room with me >>23007064
No hay banda.
>>23008140
Because I absolutely cannot listen to any of these songs all the way through.
Not because they are bad or anything, some sound pretty good, but I just cannot and can't understand how you could listen to every single one. Maybe I am just way too impatient.
>>23007985
>still in high school
no, just patiently waiting for looking v young to become an advantage
you are messy, but probably pretty chill
>>23008073
aspiring filmmaker, like to dance
>>23008114
yeah u look like u fuck with ppl for fun or somethin, sus.
>>23008174
vipers greenscreen make ur own viper videos are the shit
>>23007457
I don't think I judge a lot if it's in that sense, I'm pretty content.
>>23007664
I am, a really fucking good one at that.
>>23007911
Thanks. Slight perfectionist however so wouldn't call myself a slob, wouldn't be able to handle it.
I assume you've had a select group of female friends all your life but a lack of male ones.
>>23008179
>aspiring filmmaker
no
>like to dance
if i've been drinking yes
>>23008174
ok
>>23008179
i dunno i'm just in love with danzig's voice and the way he uses it and their guitar riffs are trance inducing for me especially when i'm high
plus the overall energy that they put out is unique as fuck
i'm just in love with the whole band
>>23008062
MISFITS NICE
>>23008185
Emotionally, no. That's awful. Haha.
But I do joke around alot.
>>23008179
Advantage?
Thanks dude, looking young and the middle school S's behind you is probably the reasoning for all the underage replies
>>23008205
>select group of female friends but lack of male ones
the exact opposite, but good try.
>>23008221
Probably. I'm in between places rn and rooming with my little sister
Not favorite but eh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ktBMxkLUIwY
>>23007682
You seem jewish
but cute.
>>23007056
Likes to blow and be blown.
>>23008269
>Likes to blow and be blown.
>>23008208
I don't know if this post was not meant for me or if you misunderstood what I was talking about.
I was assuming you are listening to every song posted by everyone else in this thread.
That is something I cannot do.
I obviously am able to listen to songs of my own choosing in entirety.
>>23007693
don't do Halloween costumes but if I did they would surely be half ass
>>23007727
I like your non-traditional selection
>>23007832
I have the art skills of a kindergarten child
hands shake like alzheimers patient going through delirium tremens
>>23007911
I prefer judgmental
unless that's worse, in which case pretentious is fine
>>23008062
I love whiskey and libraries
scotch whisky in particular
kurt vile, Calexico, iron and wine, on the playlist lately
>>23008073
yikes no
>>23008205
well you wouldn't claim to be friends with a BAD tattoo artist
im sure hes alright
>>23008305
I don't think his experience in the profession has any real relevance as to why we're friends to begin with.
So yeah, I would.
>>23008291
oh i thought you meant you couldn't listen to those misfits songs all the way through lol
i usually listen to all the songs because i usually make these threads when i smoke at home but when i'm sober i just skim them mostly
>>23008269
dunno never tried it and yes
>twenty one pilots
you basic fuck
>>23008209
thumbs up emoji.jpg
>>23008073
pretty much. paradoxically im mostly attracted to white men. probably some kind of self hate thing
>>23008062
kinda true. i don't think its funny that ppl are wrong, but usually people think im a lot meaner and scarier than i actually am. i mean i can be a dick, but im really a softy. you seem pretty well rounded
>>23007911
dont paint but i do rage
>>23008305
thx
>>23007985
i like your sense of humor. you seem very confident but have a low tolerance for fuckery
>>23008269
..... is this off the glee soundtrack
>>23008273
tis better to give than to receive
tis best to give ... and ... receive
>xmas spirit edition
>>23008311
what a relief, then
>>23007082
>Sugarcubes
AHH. I've always thought you were cute every time I see you post, and now that I know we like the same music I think you're even cuter. Love me to be desu
>>23007369
I absolutely did not expect you to like black metal... Whoa
k go
>>23008326
I'm not Kool like you senpai.
>>23008389
I don't know nevcer watched it.
>>23008927
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XPjCDiqxINo
forgot song woops
>>23007893
You make a lot of plans in the evening, but you're too lazy to do them in the morning. good taste
>>23007369
children make you uncomfortable. Metal is fun
>>23007086
neat song
I really haven't listened to music 'seriously' in months and months. Post-rock is great background music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=co5gy_2uOEY
>>23007451
>I fell asleep, and forgot to post my favorite song
>Sublime- What I got
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Uc3ZrmhDN4
>>23008175
I will happily stand in a silent room with you.
>>23007056
Play's drum
>>23007064
I love your song. <3
>>23007082
Is an annoying buzz cunt. (Happy about everything) :3
>>23007086
Like BBC
>>23007104
Owns a surfboard yet only surfed once.
>>23007123
Is emotionally insecure...otherwise why else are you here so often...
>>23007221
Is very friendly, has done acid.
>>23007327
Hid under his desk during a school shooting, like a wuss.
>>23007369
Is a pretty funny.
>>23007392
Dates a dude called stewie.
>>23007397
Has a knife collection
https://youtu.be/s4-tUU_vJTw
>>23007056
Studies math
>>23007064
Has a horse
>>23007082
Listens to Grime, Crystal Castles and similar stuff
>>23007086
Wants to look nerdy
>>23007104
Surfs/skates and is really chill
>>23007123
Has a hot gf
>>23007221
Funny when intoxicated
>>23007327
Really laid back
>>23007369
Can sometimes be really bitchy but normally cool
>>23007397
Is Nordic and would look way better with a shorter haircut
>>23007623
Is currently completely stressed out because of university work
>>23007682
More natureish
>>23007693
Wants to study marketing
>>23007727
Knows how to fight
>>23007833
Does Yoga
>>23007893
Lives in the suburbs
>>23007985
Spends a lot of time on Tumblr
>>23008073
Would look way more handsome with tapered sides and a shaved beard
>>23008269
Is edgy
>>23008997
Likes going to more undergroundish Clubbing events
>>23009881
>Would look way more handsome with tapered sides
'no' i have a narrow head
i'll assume you. i bet you are an interesting person but have a hard time showing it to people.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KwD-gEKlzr8&index=25&list=PLizkWAwSz17g0BakXECtPOMgWmK530Hy6
classic house music yo
get yo feet moving bitches
>>23009881
doesnt have a dad
>>23008997
goes to festivals just too fuck bitches
>>23008927
closet weeaboo
>>23008269
had a nirvana phase as a teen
>>23008073
future film director
