no normal assume thread?
>>22992538
You only date white boyz
>>22992146
Popular in high school, football star
>>22992166
Is having a worse life than mine
>>22992538
Has really rich and controlling parents
>>22992565
Shaved his head because he was already balding
>>22992565
It does not matter what color~~
>>22992584
No:-p
>>22992146
Socially outgoing
>>22992538
Likes doing stuff with family
>>22992565
Lifts
>>22992584
Laid back
>>22992146
You are outside a lot
>>22992538
You are celebrating Christmas a week earlier with one side of your family and next week, the other side
>>22992565
Some kind of construction worker
>>22992584
You get told that you have green eyes a lot
>>22992629
>You get told that you have green eyes a lot
I can't figure out if they're green, brown, hazel or all of the above. But yeah I do.
everyone itt types from home row
>>22992614
Yes I like
>>22992629
No :-) All the same time
>>22992146
popular and extroverted
>>22992538
probably has some weird kinks
>>22992629
>You are outside a lot
>>22992584
doesn't get out a lot
>>22992565
goes to the gym quite often
>>22992685
Keep guessing LOL
>>22992146
is living in the shadow of his older brother
>>22992538
sensitive
>>22992565
is dating a woman with a baby
>>22992584
reads huffingtonpost daily
>>22992629
listens to anco
>>22992685
goes to school for graphic design
>>22992695
Wants to date me
>>22992685
Has had at least one homoerotic experience
>>22992641
Dated one girl in high school that ruined relationships for you
>>22992629
Lost your virginity at 13
>>22992538
Can't dance
>>22992146
Still goes to high school parties
>>22992146
American football player
>>22992538
Enjoys sitting in cafés reading for hours.
>>22992565
Chef.
>>22992584
Enjoys fletching.
>>22992641
Learning guitar.
>>22992685
Dislikes mince.
>>22992695
Art student
>>22992695
>listens to anco
No, I dont understand spanish either because i'm a french dude
>>22992750
You like plaid so you are alright with me
>>22992759
You look older than you are
Scrolled past you.
>>22992629
Enjoys cons.
>>22992750
Has more female friends than male.
>>22992772
Spot on. People seem to think I'm 25-26.
>>22992538
Works in marketing
>>22992695
Yes I like to be
>>22992750
Wrong
>>22992759
Correct
>>22992798
Wrong :-)
>>22992641
Obsessively drinks Bubble tea.
>>22992798
like electronics or cars
>>22992759
you love the wa you look
>>22992750
there are 10 types of people in this world, those who understans binary and those who don't, you do.
>>22992695
likes drama movies
>>22992538
You were or are in a sorority and your family is upper middle class (at least)
>>22992584
You drink at that one hipster bar in town
>>22992565
You ride a motorcycle
>>22992641
You stay inside a lot, awesome at rts.
>>22992685
Studied business and your biggest hobby is hiking or running
>>22992695
A little socially awkward, goes to a local college
>>22992759
Did theater in high school
>>22992538
A popular girl with many friends!
>>22992641
Likes pokemon and currently studies IT at uni
>>22992798
Secretly likes looking after his skin (it's flawless!!)
>>22992871
Behind cute/innocent exterior, actually enjoys hardcore fetishes like being gangbanged, dominated, and degraded by men with huge cocks
>>22992856
I need u in my life
I'm the one on the right
>>22992695
you work in a bar
>>22992759
you secretly dig Justin Bieber
>>22992685
speaks more than 1 langue
>>22992750
hm idk about that! likes avenged sevenfold
>>22992759
used to be fat
>>22992844
wants kids
>>22992856
into superheroes
>>22992871
relates to tomoko
>>22993192
favorite holiday is halloween
>>22993192
Not much of a secret anymore now is it?
>>22993385
Skeleton as a child, braces whole gig.
yes, i have a dick and no, it isn't lipstick.
>>22992146
average popular guy in hs. Not a cunt.
>>22992538
likes Taylor Swift and relates to her songs
>>22992565
built a floppy desk by himself in a spare summer
>>22992584
wanna play 20 questions ;)? type
>>22992614
tumblr
>>22992629
socially awkward enough to not accept compliments
>>22992641
lol isn't a sport, sweetie.
>>22992685
average psycho. Runner.
>>22992695
major in psychology
>>22992750
loves Sake
>>22992759
drug dealer. Shitty self confidence.
>>22992798
conservative
>>22992844
kind of guy who says its worth 40 mil. when actually is less than 800k in a sugar daddy page
>>22992856
Umbreon isn't like you. You're not mysterious.
>>22992871
gets free fashion products by being a digital influencer
>>22993192
don't think is as cute as he really is
>>22993166
Kik?
>>22993385
Used to be pretty big into comics and graphic novels so pretty close!
>>22993453
Not really. Fiscally conservative maybe, but not a social conservative. Fuck, I'm not that sad.
>>22993453
>wanna play 20 questions ;)? type
I don't unnerstan...
>>22992961
Lets other dictate how he looks.
>>22992856
Hates "customer service" ordinate jobs. I.e clerk . but is extremely good at them. >>22993453
very "fake it til you make it" .
>>22994891
GABEN
>>22994845
twitch streamer
>>22993453
dislikes many things in life, puts up a facade
>>22993192
planning on making football his career
>>22992961
waiting for the world to burn
>>22992874
into boxing but keeps skipping classes
>>22992871
>tomoko
>>22992856
avid programmer
>>22992844
enjoys hunting game on weekend mornings
>>22992798
experiencing mid-life crisis
>>22992759
MOSHPITTER
>>22992750
constantly considers if he should cut his hair
>>22992695
constantly dishes out the sublime puns
>>22992685
on track to becoming a professional footballer
>>22995527
Nope. Good guess tho.
>>22992871
You're transasian, and had eyelid surgery
>>22992146
Dutch, favorite board is /mu/, shit on the new star wars often
>>22992538
go to Depaul University, obsessive about your weight
>>22992629
like to write short stories, you changed your fb profile pic to show your a fan of star wars, favorite movie is Return of the king, gets into arguments about free will vs. determinism
>>22992641
likes to eat jello with a plastic spoon
>>22992695
likes plants vs zombies on your phone, plays OSRS
>>22992798
US Army, favorite movie is Guardians of the Galaxy
>>22992874
browse 9gag, listen to deadmau5, likes Vladimir Putin, Religious
>>22992961
Live in a small city like Greensboro NC, doesn't care about offending people by putting sauce on their steak
>>22995527
>>22994891
This
>>22995583
likes animated movies and crazy games
>>22995527
either half or fully south asian
>>22994891
likes tv a lot. would benefit from healthy food
>>22994845
young gamer, streams on twitch
>>22993453
dresses up as Bieber for fun
>>22993192
into fashion and rockabilly
>>22992961
likes music and reading and gaming. dig the hair but skin is pale
>>22992874
goes to trashy clubs
>>22992871
quiet asian girl who likes doing handcraft stuff
>>22995583
So are we gonna shoot up a school or what.
>>22997495
lol retarded nigger
>>22992138
>>22995527
Mid-life crisis? I'm 26.
>>22995527
man, I've never liked football
>>22992146
Parents want their daughters to marry a wholesome guy like you.
>>22992538
Art student of some kind, photography or graphics design, maybe fashion?
>>22992614
Dark and evil edgelord
>>22992695
Into bands I've probably never even heard of
>>22992871
active on Instagram
>>22996712
social and extroverted
>>22997671
N-no, I'm a nice person, do I look like I'd do that?
>>22996712
Has a criminal record that he mostly keeps to himself
>>22997495
Very quiet guy, loves music
>>22997671
Spends most of his time playing online games
>>22997705
Is miserable in life
>>22997721
Standard issue NEET
>>22997982
Dresses that way to be ironic, hates the outdoors
>>22998404
Doesn't understand why he doesn't have a girlfriend
Right pic is current. Hair is currently cut p short, normally looks like on the left
>>22992146
Does rowing or surfing
>>22992538
Has expensive taste
>>22992565
Likes lots of oldschool stuff
>>22992584
Chill guy
>>22992614
Edgy
>>22992629
Really likes Animes
>>22992641
Plays lots of Dota
>>22992685
Plays lots of soccer
>>22992695
Likes alternative music
>>22992750
Likes indie music
>>22992759
Goes Clubbing a a lot
>>22992798
Drives a sporty car
>>22992844
Has a good sense of humour
>>22992856
Collects vinyl records
>>22992874
Parents are from former Yugoslawia
>>22992961
Smokes a lot of weed
>>22993192
Buys a lot of stuff from Zara's black line
>>22993453
>Leave Britney alone
>>22994845
Currently playing League of Legends
>>22994891
Dislikes Sports
>>22995527
Likes programming
>>22995583
Reminds me of Martin Garrix a bit
>>22996712
Into longterm relationships
>>22997495
Likes a lot of bling
>>22997671
Plays a lot of Nintendo games
>>22997705
Would look way better with an Undercut and no beard
>>22997721
Edgy on the Internet
>>22997982
Listens to punk
>>22998404
Easily annoyed
>>22998422
Posts on /k/
>>22998599
I assume that's not really you in the pic and that you're just some creeper.
>>22998604
whats creepy about me?
>>22998599
I assume you're 10 years old.
>>22998599
you're 16
>>22998615
I suspect you're posting pics of some girl without her knowledge.
>>22998619
>>22998621
actually 23
>>22998624
nope just bored
>>22998652
>nope just bored
Well, then, you know the rules...
>>22998381
Honestly? No, i was just being an edgy edgelord
>>22992798
clean and organized, just wants to be cuddled and has a decent amount of money rolling in
>>22992844
married/divorced with children
>>22992856
likes computers and all types of music, good fashion sense
>>22992874
enjoys electronica, leather, and smoking
>>22992961
listens to rock and owns a guitar
>>22994845
argued with his mom about vidya when he was younger
>>22994891
probably really sweet and smart, quiet
>>22995527
another smart, quiet guy, has friends but doesn't have to hang out with them to stay friends with them
>>22995583
watches shane dawson and used to have a popular myspace, he's nice to most people he meets
>>22996712
probably tall, down to earth guy who might smoke some weed every now and then
>>22997495
super quiet and introverted, cracks some jokes every now and then that make his friends giggle
>>22997671
also used to argue with his mom about vidya when he was young, like twitch
>>22997705
just generally hates everything and has given up, chilled out guy
>>22997721
super shy, hasn't figured out how to dress or doesn't have the money to fulfill a good fashion sense
>>22997982
likes the outdoors but only when looking at it through a window from inside his room during commercials or when a game is loading
>>22998404
likes dogs, has some freaky kinks but generally nice person to everyone
>>22998422
drinks with his guy friends on the weekends, smokes weed sometimes, likes skinny girls
>>22998555
is european or enjoys european culture, has lots of hipster friends, pretty chill
>>22998599
was a cheerleader in high school, dated football players, kept good grades and was very outgoing
>>22998805
At least someone understands me.
>>22995583 Posts angry comments on the Daily Mail online;
>>22997982 Lives near the countryside, and feels complimented when someone compares him to hobbits;
>>22998422 Has a survivalist mania. Carries knifes around, and knows 10 different kinds of knots;
>>22998555 Usually wakes up very early in the morning;
>>22998805 Likes writing scripts, goes to clubs wearing glasses.
Meow
>>22999099
You've seen me around here before, haven't you?
>>22999103
Feels entitled to post a pic in an assume thread without providing any feedback.
>>22999103
>>22999103
The kind of person that doesn't rate others in a thread, and just puts up their own picture wanting others to do the work.
>>22999103
>>22999185
Just who the fuck do you think you are not assuming others? Do you feel so fucking entitled that you just completely disregard everyone else?
>>22999210
it broke and kinda lagged out so im trying to repost with a new picture
>>22999172
Ah...yes. I saw you bleeding in some other thread, for exemple. If you have been around tying knots and carrying knifes I could swear I missed it. I guess eventually you could, hm?
>>22999256
Hmm.
>>22999185
>>22999103
contribute nothing, you receive nothing
>>22999099
you ride horses
>>22998805
you're working on your BA in business/marketing/economics
>>22998599
you are underage
>>22998615
you look like you could post some more of yourself.
>>22999286
You're the lead singer of Chvrches. You have at least one cat.
>>22999185
You spend an obnoxious amount of time on /lit/ and have a tumblr.
>>22999103
You are faux nerdy and have at least two tattoos.
>>22999099
You spend a lot of time on /fa/ and probably go to a lot of low key indie shows.
>>22998805
You are working on a bachelors in english, and order pumpkin spice lattes at starbucks.
>>22999286
I assume that you're very cute.
>>22999286
that you are a cuddle master
A-anon this is random af but could you post a pic of your soles you have v nice skin!
>>22999327
you know what, sure. Excuse the cat hair that's stuck to my toes, my pets are shedding
>>22999326
>>22999327
You guys. I swear.
>>22999369
u literally just made my day, perf qt feets
>>22999386
This is what I think he meant to say. Pic related.
>>22999325
Lol. I wish. Born and raised nerd. And 9 tattoos. :)
>>22999286
Book nerd
>>22999325
Kind of an asshole
>>22999185
Over confident. Or trying to hard
>>22998805
Painfully innocent
I had to separate the posts. My bad.
My OP
>>22999103
>>22999395
come on man don't be lewd
>>22999286
cute but tries to be innocent
>>22999325
thanks but no and seems to try to be a gamer and only takes webcam photos
>>22999185
From the UK... fellow Scot??
>>22999325
in university, American
>>23000263
Woah. Swerve.
My selfie game is just fine thanks.
>>23000315
American. But not in Uni. Those are some nice white beautiful barracks walls.
>>23000315
nah im northern english lancs
Assumptions incoming
>>22997982
Crossdresser, not gay tho
>>22998422
Drinks brotein shakes
>>22998555
Think too highly of yourself
>>22998805
Lives with bf
>>22999099
Likes butt rock
>>22999103
Smokes weed
>>22999185
Dehydrated
>>22999281
That knife needs sharpened
>>22999369
Liberal arts major
>>23000534
has a lot of friends but prefers to spend time alone
>>23000535
really enjoys physics
>>23000553
Likes older guys
