Let's get aspirational.
She have to look like this.
>>22986381
Your dream girl is a whore?
Somewhat shy around others, yet subtly dominant. You'd never expect it, but she'd have a lot of gripes about the world. Of course, she'd only ever show them to me.
I don't want one of those stay-at-home girls. I want a girl with dreams, who would invite me into her life and take on the world with me.
/autism
>>22986386
Can you read?
Pic related chick who posts on here quite often.
Literal 9.5/10 imo
Might be just my taste, but who knows.
She also happens to be a part time model
She has to look like this
So what he have gathered here is all men care about are looks...
>>22986432
it's just your taste. top kek
>>22986415
Yup. Looks like a whore.
Dream girl
> short, chubby and cute
> likes to chill at home rather than going clubbing.
> higher sex drive than me
>someone I could travel the world with
> Happy personality, and kinda kinky.
I will never know this broad,
thank god I am an alcoholic
>>22986474
Physical attraction is a key element in sustaining a healthy long term relationship. You don't look at someone and go 'man that girl/guy is ugly, I am going to date them'. Personality is also important but you need the spark of attraction to set it all off.
physical ideal:
male
6'2" +
skeleton/ottermode/ridiculously skinny
white
nice smile
longer hair
glasses are a big plus
not really buff. like at all. a little muscle definition is okay.
personality/emotional shit:
have your life together.
have goals and dreams and passions.
have hobbies.
preferably don't like going outside.
like electronic/house music, and share some with me
be mature.
be smart.
like video games and anime
be confident but not arrogant
have a dark/sarcastic sense of humor.
I'm female, not looking for a relationship, just someone to get to know.
Leave a kik or throwaway email and I'll message you.
>>22986372
My dream guy both looks like and is late 60s/early 70s Leonard Cohen
>>22986522
>personality/emotional shit:
>have your life together.
>have goals and dreams and passions.
>4chan
>/soc/
>>22986525
...and my dream girl is obviously Puddems
>>22986522
>preferably don't like going outside
What the fuck is wrong with you people?
Dream girl:
Bisexual, poly, submissive, pale, redheaded, petite, kinky as fuck masochist with virtually no limits who likes getting her ass pissed in and then fucked.
>>22986526
just because you don't have the above doesn't mean everyone on this board is as shitty as you.
>>22986547
I don't like bugs. I'll go outside when it's cold.
>Someone who is just down to earth and talk about issues like an adult
Plain and simple, i dont get these massive lists how do you know exactly what you want?
Am.I just weird?
>>22986553
>Bisexual, poly, submissive, pale, redheaded, petite, kinky as fuck masochist with virtually no limits who likes getting her ass pissed in and then fucked.
I've already claimed her, sorry >>22986539
>>22986556
top banter m8 8/8
>>22986558
nah you are probably the most ok person in here.
>>22986372
BBW with cute face, long hair, massive tits, and a huge ass.
Taller than 5ft.
Doesn't smoke or do drugs.
No piercings or tattoos.
Plays video games.
Isn't a feminist.
Isn't religious(redundant to above)
Preferably a virgin.
Kinky/Gentle Dom.
Doesn't shave/willing to stop shaving pubic/armpit hair.
>>22986556
why are you such a cunt though
>>22986558
You sound like you've probably never been with a partner. When you have lots of experience with lots of people, you start to have preferences. This thread isn't called "what's the bare minimum requirements for what you would date". It's "what's your DREAM partner?". AKA, every single thing about them is the thing you'd "prefer" in a partner. Hair color, body type, personality traits. There's nothing about not knowing your own preferences that makes you a better person who is somehow not shallow or more open.
>>22986570
any time bby
>>22986581
what can I say, I'm a special lady.
>>22986594
Isn't special what the doctors want us to call the mentally challenged?
>>22986588
I guess ive been in.a few relationships, but i dont really have any idea of a dream partner, thanks for the hinest answer though.
>>22986599
Honest* eeeugh i hate phones.
>>22986595
bingo
obviously we've spoken before, you know me well from just a few brief exchanges
>>22986617
I don't think so.
>>22986627
yet you're so quick to make assumptions.
Ideal gril
30F-22-37
About 5'5" (165 cm.)
Fit
Weight doesn't matter as long as it fits those proportions
Light brown/dark blonde hair
Has two functioning eyes
Full lips
Fair to medium skin tone
Kind, sweet, empathetic, intelligent, a little submissive, NOT SARCASTIC (fucking hate sarcasm. Learn to communicate assertively), enjoys music and has eclectic tastes, doesn't judge people for their music tastes, well read but not pretentious, enjoys working out, 70/30 likes to stay in vs. going out, doesn't follow any celebrities on Instagram particularly any of the Kardashians.
>inb4 a sarcastic response
I don't know this girl's proportions, but she looks pretty close. Ribcage and waist measurement are probably larger than what I listed, but that's completely fine for this girl.
>>22986634
God fucking dammit you are seriously deranged.
>sarcastic comment >>22986526
>actual assumption >>22986556
let me also remind you that you said:
>have a dark/sarcastic sense of humor.
Yet you are too much of a cunt to take a sarcastic comment as as joke.
I'll do one..
>Female
>Passionate about something. Into movies maybe?
>Would want to cook/bake with me
>Mature but also playful
>Honest, loyal etc
>Generally open-minded
>Interested in travel
>Probably not younger than 21 (I'm late 20s)
>Not on an extreme side in body type. No preference in race
No expectations but would like to get to know someone like this. Not particular about location- I'm in the US.
Kik: friedwaterloo
>>22986657
you are absolutely correct I am 100% taking this conversation seriously
lol this was fun though
>>22986680
>>22986686
shit you're reading me like a book
>>22986704
Its like we've been made for each other
>>22986715
I'm the luckiest girl in this thread
>>22986733
>>22986715
Do you both have the "I'm too retarded to stop replying" chromosome?
>>22986756
confirmed
there's no end in sight
>>22986756
Are you so lonely that you have to cross our banter just to have someone reply to you?
>>22986779
you took longer than 30 seconds to respond so I knew our brief moment together had passed
>>22986791
You didn't take your chance.
>>22986779
Yeah, my girlfriend doesn't wake up till 10.
>>22986808
well I am the epitome of mistakes made and opportunities lost
but I lied I need to go to work now.
it's been fun ladies. see ya next time
My dream guy would have a big forehead and nose thats why i stalk and photoshop my victims like that ;)
>>22986990
kek
>female
>petite
>short black hair
>likes nature, astronomy and weeb shit like me
>loyal
>won't leave at the first sign of weakness
>cuddly
>possessive
Too bad I'm an unlovable piece of ugly shit.
Trying again
perfect male/female:
>23 -32
> Norwegian/Scandinavian preferably
> not religious
>height don't matter.
>can be as skinny/fat as they want as long as fucking wont be a problem
> open sexually. open to pan type relationships.
>can take care of him/herself and wont rely on me for money/housing.
> like video games++++, board games, D&D.
>no drugs except alco.
>not to shy or to much of an introvert,
> wont mind body smells
> preferable fetishes: sm, bestiality, torture, scat/piss, large insertions, fisting, urethra play, analplay(on selv and me) lollicon/shota type of things.
me:
>24 F Norwegian
> chub/thick 165cm
>respectable outside the house, got good work and likes to be in charge. When at home chill and careless.
>love myself more than anything and anyone.
>>22986808
Alright man. You gonna leave your contact info or what
>>22987707
Hei du, eg fikk kik'en din hin dagen, har ikke fått fikset nettet ennå. Du har vel ikke en annen måte eg kontakte deg på?
>>22988865
*kan*
Dream girl: Impossible to find edition:
>Conservative
>Religious, but does not believe in God
>Values tradition
>Challenging but fun
>Cares about me, but isn't controlling
>Few sexual partners
Physical traits don't matter as much when we're talking about a "dream girl". I prefer no tattoos or piercings, but mostly because people with those kind of things tend to conflict with my personality. I find piercings and tattoos incredibly hot, but for the same reason any guy would find "loose" or "skanky" things hot. It's not marriage material.
Intelligent, patriotic, firearm professional, and rockin body
Tfw I'll never ever get a girl like her.. :/
>>22990637
What is important about few sexual partners? If she has been safe and has been tested and she has no STD's, why should it matter how many guys she's fucked?
small like me, gentle and caring
and for god sake could someone just like the stuff i like for once
>>22990722
Are you girl? And what do you like
>>22990706
Statistically divorce rates skyrocket after just a few sexual partners.
I prefer a girl with few, long-term stable relationships to one with a lot of one-night stands.
It's not a dealbreaker, but it tends (keyword: tends) to be the sign of a girl I'd rather not get serious with. Same thing like with the piercings, tattoos, dyed hair, etc.
I've not once met a financially responsible girl with true drive and ambition, who also sleeps around.
I'm already dating her. The only thing that would be better is if she was a little more blunt/outgoing.
desu, u guys care too much about appearance. you will get bored of how somebody looks, but how somebody is can keep you content for life.
>>22990729
im a boy :(
>>22990734
Key signs you should not date a girl, just fuck her.
>she dyes her hair
>extensive piercing
>any fad piercings
>tattoos are fine if she has them in places they can be hidden
>faddish hairstyles
>listens to hipster/folk/hippie music (big one)
>fucks you on the first date
>admits to drug use in such a way that they seem proud of doing drugs
>doesn't require you to use a condom if you do fuck on the first time seeing each other.
You've all been warned Anons, one or two off the list is fine, but if the girl start's hitting 3+ you're asking for a shit relationship from the get go.
Directed to this Anon specifically.
A girl who sleeps around a bit, but makes you use protection... not that bad. Casual sex is casual sex, doesn't mean any party involved is a slut/retard/etc.
However if she isn't using protection with you, you better believe she isn't using protection with anyone else. That's where the line is drawn.
Out of 15 girls I've one night or casually met up with, only 1 of them had a condom on her.
She made me use it.
We are still pretty good friends.
The rest were fucking psychos.
>>22990825
Yeah as I said, it's not a dealbreaker, it's when a bunch off stuff of the list starts matching up. That's when the warning bell rings.
>>22990845
The
I'mnotlikeothergirlsstarterpack.jpg
Women are horribly manipulative though, even knowing the rules, knowing the game, knowing the list. I've still fallen for a bad girl every once in a while.
I think men like bad girls as much as women like bad boys.
>>22990769
Yes and no, women are much the same way whether they admit to it or not.
Women should follow the same rules as men do.
Rule 1: Be attractive
Rule 2: Don't be unattractive
Some people simply can't be rule 1 genetically, so instead you should develop an attractive personality and hobbies and the like. Also work on rule 2, get rid of things on you that make you unattractive. You would be suprised how many numbers you will jump on the rating scale by losing weight, changing your haircut, and practicing good hygiene (you women need deodorant a lot more than you think because holy shit you can tend to stink) which also includes dedicating to resolving your acne if you have it.
Relationships are also a two lane street, if you think they shouldn't care about appearences/physical attraction you shouldn't as well. You may need to lower your own appearences standards yourself.
>>22990825
This depends on where you live, on the west coast (or at least Seattle) it is becoming obscenely popular to get piercings in other places or dye your hair. I've met quite a few keepers with multiple checked off on that list. I personally know a few who are married. It's simply the style nowadays over here. You have to expand that list into the more extreme for us. Weed is Ok. Hardcore drugs? Not so much. One or two fad piercings is Ok. 5 to 10? Not so much.
Fucking on the first date/without a condom is pretty much still universal though.
loyal, honest, not fugly, nice jaw, no shitty trendy hair/cloths/hair buns, likes mostly same stuff, thinks before speaking, doesn't care for clublyf, not overwhelmingly depresssive/emotionally needy.
didn't think I was picky.
>>22990637
>>Religious, but does not believe in God
interesting. after my edgy atheist stage I think I came to the conclusion that I can't say outright I believe in God but I can say I believe in the catechism. It's an abstract sort of feeling.
>>22990933
>I can't say outright I believe in God but I can say I believe in the catechism.
That's basically what I meant. I'm an atheist, but catechism is important to me. This also makes girls who are atheist, but believe in "natural forces" or anything like that a big no-no for me as well.
>>22990913
No Weed is not "ok" in the sense i'm talking about.
Girl wants to smoke weed, drink beer, drop acid, if a girl wants to do any fucking drug she wants to and can still do it in moderation, with control, in a safe environment.
They are all ok.
Girls that are like "Yeah dude, weed is the only drug, bro I smoke weed ever day like 420 blaze it faggot, I can't believe you don't smoke weed like omg, i want to work in a headshop."
Any girl that is has that much pride in her token drug of choice.
Is bad news.
"Hey I smoke weed most days, hope you're ok with that."
Is completely acceptable.
That should be the end of the story, I swear to god how many stoner chicks i've fucked I know this for a fact man.
If you mention weed and her first instinct is to tell you the life story of her bongs.
Just fuck her, be her friend, and be done with it.
>>22991006
Fair enough, I kind of figured that's what you meant.
>>22990933
>interesting. after my edgy atheist stage I think I came to the conclusion that I can't say outright I believe in God but I can say I believe in the catechism. It's an abstract sort of feeling.
Welcome to being an agnostic theist.
It's literally that simple.
>I can entirely believe in a god or force that pulls across the entire universe.
>I do not believe that we currently understand its doctrine.
Have been for 4 years now, feels good.
Can have open minded conversations with both atheist and religious folks because they always assume i'm talking about either their god or an outside scientific force.
Which for me are 100% the same.
Considering the Universe is an ever growing entity with a perfect design that would cause the whole thing to crash into itself with a single flaw.
>>22991032
Not sure about the whole deism thing you have there but I usually end up self-identifying as catholic to keep it simple
>>22991076
I'm the same as you, but I chose Protestantism. Ever heard of protestant work ethic and the Carolean military doctrine?
>>22986386
>>22986415
>>22986480
>>22986522
I tick most of those boxes. [email protected]
>>22986522
Well shit I fit all of those boxes 'cept being tall and having long hair
Oh well might as well throw that shit out there anyway, Steelix Jones on skype
Whatever, I'll bite:
>dream girl
>5'0" to 5'9", not a big issue here but in the middle would be just right.
>Blue/Green/Grey eyes
>Freckles
>Short hair or really classy wavy hair
>Brunette/Natural blond/Natural redhead. But I like dark haired girls too.
>Slender, athletic type.
>Intelligent
>Likes to read
>Huge nerd. This is a must.
>Can talk about sensitive or controversial topics without getting offended or being close minded
>Has some form of artistic or creative hobby that they're really dedicated to
>Tomboy, but also can be sweet and girly too if they feel like it
>Weirdo - I guess you could say I'm not a normal person by any stretch, and I don't fit into any cliche or stereotype either, so I would want this in someone else
>Pale skin/white (but if you match most of these things I can overlook that)
>Likes to sing/knows how to play an instrument
>Can be serious and talk about deep, existential spiritual things but also be playful and casual
>Believes in family, doing things as a couple, being loyal to those they care about
>If I started a relationship with them, someone I could date for a few years and then eventually marry (I don't want to be with someone I'm just going to break up with in 6-10 months)
>Likes a lot of different kinds of music; can actually name songs, albums, bands
>Quirky, open minded
>Isn't into trends and doesn't follow the lead of other people, thinks for themselves.
>Has own opinions about themselves, life, God, death and the world.
>Likes to cook or likes being cooked for because I personally love cooking in any sense
>Loves the outdoors, wants to travel, but also can be lazy as hell
>Loves holidays like Christmas
>Somewhere in between goody-two-shoes and total disregard for rules and society, like me
>Doesn't have a victim complex or believe that the world is out to get them
>dream girl
>one that likes me
>>22991977
This is totally me. Except, I have really long hair.
Dream Girl
>5'11"+
>Light colored eyes
>Long blonde/dirty blonde/light brown hair
>Skinny/fit
>Great smile, does so often
>Likes to do art of some form/shape, prefer painting/drawing
>Must be into watching lots of movies, not just horror
>Can be very cutesy/affectionate/romantic
>Must be pale/fair skinned
>Interested in dd/lg
>Intelligent, not necessarily formally educated
>Not very interested in politics
>Not a strong feminist
>Likes casual video games
>Monogamous
>Likes cold weather and stepping on leaves
>Easy going, not a spoiled brat
>Not overly religious
>Likes nature/hiking
>Cat lover
>Not a drinker, prefer none to light smoker
>Doesn't really care for drugs
>Has future plans for her career/life
>Wants kids and family
>Able to cook alongside me
>A lovely voice, feminine
>Won't make excuses over things they can control
>Likes to go out, likes to shop
>European, argument can be made for non
Skype: joshcrowder3
Kik: BiggestReindeer
>>22988865
skype? mail?
>19-24
>male
>white
>top teeth are straight & in line
>nice hairstyle (too many to specify)
>thin
>above 5'7" preferably but not required
>funny
>sarcastic
>secretly very sweet & affectionate
>dorky
>intelligent, preferably more than myself
>talkative
>won't mind going to hardcore shows with me
>won't mind watching weird horror movies or thrillers w/ me
>likes qt black girls (das me)
>loves my body despite any imperfections
>loves dogs nearly or as mucu as me
>college education or has well established career despite none
>nose piercing &/or beard great, but not required
>tfw he doesn't exist
>>22993131
Kik is hateeveryone.jpg if you wanna hold hands.
>>22986381
Solid 6.
>>22986432
>>22986444
>>22986639
Please explain, she looks average as fuck.
>>22986470
Maybe a 6.5
>>22986474
Because you'd date a repulsive looking person?
>>22986522
>be mature.
>be smart.
>like video games
Kek
>>22986539
Maybe a 7. She seems charismatic enough.
>>22986580
Did you always have such a ... rare fetish or did it develop over time?
>>22990637
>Religious, but does not believe in God
W-what.
>>22990769
Why not both?
>>22991977
Pretty cool.
>>22993131
>19-24
26
>male
y
>white
y
>top teeth are straight & in line
y
>nice hairstyle (too many to specify)
umm i get i cut and style it with wax
>thin
y
>above 5'7" preferably but not required
6'0
>funny
im chandeler from friends
>sarcastic
see above
>secretly very sweet & affectionate
i sicken myself
>dorky
wanna hear a joke about potassium? K.
>intelligent, preferably more than myself
possibly, depends how you measure it i guess
>talkative
at parties social gatherings etc, can be reserved too
>won't mind going to hardcore shows with me
why the fuck now
>won't mind watching weird horror movies or thrillers w/ me
you have to watch shitty, independent and/or korean films with me
>likes qt black girls (das me)
variety is the spice of life
>loves my body despite any imperfections
yeahhh
>loves dogs nearly or as mucu as me
have two, they are awesome
>college education or has well established career despite none
chemical engineer
>nose piercing &/or beard great, but not required
beard acquired
>tfw he doesn't exist
hi?
I met a really interesting girl in one of these threads, and I felt that maybe it's worth trying my luck again. Not getting my hopes up, but if you'd like to chat, feel free to add me.
Skype: itsmythrowaway
Her
>18-30, ideally 21+.
>Height doesn't matter, though I like being the taller one, so under 6'2" is preferred. Short girls are cute.
>Likes to wear dresses, sweaters, and other girly things.
>Long hair. Oh my gosh, long hair. <3
>Close is preferred (Philadelphia), but I can do LDRs. She just needs to eventually come to me.
>Willing to try living together before marriage.
>Won't just mooch off me when living with me.
>Likes frequent contact and types/texts well.
>Race doesn't matter, though I've been on a white girl binge.
>Preferably non-religious, but laid-back and religious works too.
>Asks questions and is generally curious.
>I prefer petite girls, but it's not a dealbreaker.
>Has a nice butt.
>Preferably no drugs or cigs. Alcohol is fine in moderation. There's something attractive about a girl and a wine glass.
>Either in higher education or doing something with her life.
>Has respect for authority.
>Wouldn't lie or cheat.
>At least tries to have a decent relationship with family.
>Articulate and thoughtful.
>Good sense of humor and not easily offended.
>Don't care about rap sheet so long as you're clean now.
>Sexually inclined and experienced.
>Likes to travel and would go on trips with me.
>Likes to go to the gym and would work out with me.
>Well-mannered and opinionated, but civil about debates.
>Wants to be a mom.
>Ideally lives on her own.
>Car is nice but depending on the place, not necessary.
>Dotes on her boyfriend.
>Good with household things. Cleaning, dishes, vacuuming, cooking, etc.
>Will play games with me, watch Netflix, go out for dinner, and generally try new things.
>Will introduce me to things that are unique about her.
>Actually submissive and not just lazy submissive.
>Willing to try something serious out.
>No STDs.
>Must love my cat.
>>22993199 duuuuuuuubs
I have posted some fine gentlemen with invisible basketballs. Also, a description of myself:
Myself:
>6'2".
>24, 25 in January.
>American (Philadelphia).
>White (Irish/British ancestry with some Danish).
>Agnostic Atheist, but I don't tip fedoras (or even trillbys).
>A bit chub right now, but I go to the gym regularly, and I like being fit.
>Don't smoke.
>Drink socially.
>No drugs.
>Second-year law student, entertaining a few options for the summer and post-grad in various capacities of civil litigation
>Relatively decent family relationship.
>I'd like to think I'm well-written and intelligent.
>I'm not even remotely funny. I mean, I enjoy dad jokes and puns. I'm basically Satan.
>Clean criminal record.
>I am not certifiably insane.
>Sexually inclined and experienced.
>Going to Germany, Belgium, and the Netherlands in March for my job
>My bachelors is in Political Science with a concentration in legal studies and a focus on election law/presidential history.
>I'm pretty damn classy.
>Being a dad sounds pretty great to me.
>I have a 2014 Blue Honda Pilot Touring. It's comfy, stop judging me.
>I do indeed understand the value of soap.
>Fairly open minded.
>I have a pretty nice apartment where I live alone.
>Likes to spoil girlfriends, though I'm not a sugar daddy either.
>I used to work as a bartender/chef/manager at my dad's restaurant, so I think I can cook.
>I'm pretty open with my feels for a girl.
>Digs video games, anime, and tabletop games. Also gets out of the house and can hold a conversation.
>Dominant, and not in the 50 shades way.
>Pretty damn loving as a boyfriend.
>Clean of all STDs.
>I have a cat!
>>22993172
Mmk. Let's get married.
>>22993228
trip imposter. fuck it, i'll do it.
>>22993199
>>22993222
DUBS AND TRIPLES
Posting a pic to celebrate.
>>22993236
But why the "y"'s? Does that mean you are not complying with those parts?
>>22993236
Also, that is weird that my ID changed. Must be a cell phone thing.
> Male, 22-27
> Smart, interesting
> Has his shit together
> A bit weird, but in a good way
> Loves travelling
> Loves food (and cooking), beer, wine
> Shares some of my interests, but has something to teach me
> Jokes about everything, sarcastic, doesn't get offended easily
> Has a lot of good stories to tell
> A good guy, good with animals and kids
> Sweet, affectionate, kind
> Supportive, loving, caring
> Not too emotional, but still sensitive
> Serious in relationships, wants a family one day
> Calm, doesn't yell
> Doesn't smoke or do drugs, at least when he's with me
> Likes spending time at home
> Not particularly religious
> Open minded
> Taller than me, sort of healthy weight
> Smells nicely, clean, well dressed
> Dark hair, light eyes, beard, pale skin, nice smile.
>>22993243
y as in yes. the ol' cell phone switcharoo, eh?
>>22993144
>autism the fucking post
>>22993318
Yeah. Totally not a random stranger man posing as a black grill or anything. HAHAHAHAHA. Got a skype or kik? Or snapchat, shit.
>>22993327
kik and snapchat both scotchbonnett. look forward to meeting you, david.
>>22993339
A kik message was sent.
>>22993292
>Drinks beer and wine
>Doesn't do drugs
But anon, those two things are mutually exclusive.
If not for that, I would fit your thing perfectly.
>>22993371
The smell of weed bothers me, even if I don't have anything against it in general.
Beer and wine, on the other hand, tend to taste pretty good!
ideal woman:
4'8"-6'
5.5/10+
Petite - curvy ( a little extra depending on height/frame, but not fat)
Well groomed
Hair and eye colour don't matter
non-smoker
non-drug addict
non-drinker - social drinker
Geek/gamer
likes to read
enjoys cuddles
reciprocates
kinky
submissive/switch
intelligent
well mannered
enjoys the outdoors
likes to travel
affectionate
loyal
trustworthy
thoughtful
sarcastic
likes snuggles
responsible
has good hygiene
somewhat organized
driven
compassionate
healthy sex drive
enjoys flavorful food
has good musical tastes
bonus for piercings, corsets, dresses, and chokers/collars.
Ideal female:
>Likes Modest Mouse
>Not overweight
Those are pretty much the only requirements for me.
I don't really care about tastes in media and all of that grandstanding.
I want a girl with wide hips, big tits, and a fat, round ass that's masochistic and would love being degraded and used by a tall, hung man that's extremely into domination. Outside of that, be an intelligent human being willing to banter and have fun.
hes outgoing.
hes over 25.
not fat
not bald
not blind
sarcastic, witty, clingy, loyal, not a neet or autist or twitch fag or twitter slut.
gamer
east coast
not a sub
likes driving
hates cooking
isnt selfish or shallow
>doesnt exist
>>22993971
You had me until hates cooking. I started off my college days in culinary arts, and worked a sous chef :/
>>22993107
Fikk låne nett av en kompis og opprettet en kik konto, sendte deg et hei men fikk ikke svar, prover igjen i morgen
>>22986522
I'm not ridiculously skinny, and I don't have long hair, but I tick most of the other points. [email protected]
>>22986522
I've got 95% of your standards. Kik me: jordy256
Girl:
>Idealizes rationality; makes decisions and bases opinions in logic
>Egostistic and banterful; loves being dramatic and acting like a selfish narcissistic prick even if it's just an exaggeration
>Analytical and perceptive; likes reading people and thinks way too much (but likes it)
>Resilient yet open; people can't get under their skin but they're not closed off to others either
>Hopeful yet prepared; they hope for the best but prepare for the worst
>Openly expressive of her thoughts, however embarrassingly affectionate, shamefully sexual, or brutally jabbing said thoughts are
In other words, a girl who could drive a man to either suicide or infatuation with her words, able to say the harshest or most intimate things as if she's talking about the weather, reflecting not just her unrelenting and completely open nature, but her perceptive and understanding abilities as well.
Me:
>See above, though I would never describe myself so elegantly
Skype: Trulyverum
>male, 20-30
>quite short, 5'5-5'9 with 5'7 being god tier height
>slim but slightly muscular
>big dark eyes
>blonde or light brown hair
>average sized dick, around 5 inches or so
>switch, but leaning towards submissive
>kinky and will let me dom him, will get off on me mocking him for his height/dick size
>cute and kind and loving
>a little bit shy
>loves vidya and comics and movies
>won't mind going out and drinking and being social every now and then
>>22995322
Sup
>>22994074
i find man cuisine to be sloppy and its actually my favorite thing to do for someone lol.
>>22993292
I'm not so sure if I have my shit together or not, but my guess would be "not as much as I would like to"
Other than that I pretty much fit your criteria, too bad you probably live in a completely different timezone.
>>22995405
(My ID will change because I'm from mobile, but I'm the girl who posted the list)
I am from Europe, so yeah, most likely.
>>22995347
Knee-deep in fantasizing mode with threads like these
You?
>>22995329
I fit this except the hair and the slim part but working on it.
Contact?
>>22993971
Got me in spades, but I enjoy cooking, bachelor gotta take of himself, right?
You didn't say tall, but I assume you prefer tall.
>>22993292
>>22995437
So close
>>22993090
>>22986372
the kid i fucked this fall, but cleaner and with a job.
curly hair, stocky, wrestler body, big hands, qt nose ring
a pretty boy who can pull off stockings
>>22993292
This is me to a T, but i'm 29. Also, i'm not sure what your "interests" might be.
>>22995437
Or maybe I was wrong
I'm from Europe too
>inb4 you live in my country, but that's not gonna happen, can't be that lucky twice!
>>22993144
I think it developed in my late teens. I always liked chubbier girls and big tits. I don't mind if a girl is fat as long as it's all proportional, and she's not all floppy and ripply.
Like it's the cutest thing is when a girl is big, but her skin has good elasticity, so it looks all full and plump.
>>22993029
Really long hair is nice too as long as it's kept well c: Not that I think you would see this or anything.
>>22996267
Haha well, where are you from? :)
>>22995886
Heh, I don't fit your description well tho. Too bad :)
>>22996010
Oh, well.
In my free time I'm mostly reading, travelling/planning trips, watching tv shows, cooking.
I really like talking about art, politics, literature, travelling, politics, science, history.
>female
>race doesn't matter
>BMI of 20-22
>5'6-8 would be cool
>don't be religious
>tattoos and piercings are cool, not that preferred though
>outgoing somewhat
>not an emotional trainwreck
>has life together/doesn't have to depend on me to always buy shit
>can be mature when it comes time to be
>keeps living area clean/themselves too
>preferably doesn't like going outside, but doesn't mind going for walks in the woods/late at night in the city, and traveling the world, but keeping to ourselves
>night owl
>intelligent/smart
>isn't bothered by drinking/smoking cigs, would prefer does themselves. can do drugs, idc, but don't throw your life away, experiment at will if you wish
>can actually take a joke/insult(about literally anything) and rebuttal back without hesitating
>blows my shit up, BUT is not clingy
>be VERY open minded
> ^ will talk about everything and not get offended by anything we talk about
>has dreams/aspirations
>gaymer, pc would be cool
>tech wizard
>artistic in any way, tho producer would be extremely cool
>if I ever lose motivation, keep me going, as I'll do the same/supportive in general
>isn't too mainstream
>has own opinions on things, arguing about shit would be cool
>isn't paranoid as fuck and thinks the world is out to get them
>have large variety of music choices
>doesn't care about marriage, it's only a piece of paper desu
>doesn't care about holidays
there's probably more... though this is far more than enough said
>>22995715
5'9+ is ideal :)
She exists, at least on screen.
>>22993292
Holy fuck, are you monitoring me or something..?
>>22993135
>you
>cute
pick one
>>22997684
Yolo add me anyway
Ironic yolo btw
>>22993131
Think this is me, my kik is jmccormavk if you're feeling lonely.
>>22990677
>intelligent
>patriotic
not possible soz
Ideal female
>White
>Has a successful job
>Not liberal
>skinny
>No bigger than C cups
>Dark and dry humor
>Knowledgeable about all sorts of things
>Shorter than 5'9"
>Extra bonus for red hair or freckles
My dream girl
>Short, under 5'8"
>Slim
>I'm not picky about skin or hair color
>Small breasts
>6/10+ face
>Faithful and clingy
>No tattoos or piercings (earrings are okay)
Ideal
>girl
>short
>skinny/fit/anything but fat
>artsy type
>race doesnt matter
>anything but brown eyes
>has unusual taste
>has interests in things aka not a crushingly boring souless person
>enjoys horror movies
>doesnt mind gore
>can discuss sex, fetish and all that super interesting stuff you normally avoid discussing in public because fuck you
>knowledgeable (probably the only thing that is a 100% deal breaker)
>enjoys arts in general
>introvert doesnt botter me that much but, speak your mind
>outgoing, i do a fuck ton of activities it wouldnt work with someone who doesnt do anything
>open relationship or a traveler, i dont stay at one place for long
>ideally a geek.. aint we all
>cuddly
>wears her feelings on her sleeves, i hate playing minesweeper trying to figure out what is wrong with someone. No i cant let it go, it bothers me
>curious about everything
>alternative look
>knows alot of music
>has a sens of humor
>can deal with my dark sense of humor
Theres probably alot but i'm bored
>less than 5'6"
>thinner side, thin or curvy body types both good
>medium-long hair
>white/asian/latina
>honest, loyal
>flirty
>cute rather than hot
>flirty
>quiet, but aggressive
>smart enough
>sarcastic humor
>okay with cuddling forever
>cooks with me
just gonna post my ideal dude
>male
>irish or slavic (if slavic prefferably russian, the heavier the accent the better
>(white)
>taller than me (i'm anywhere from 5'4-5'5 not entirely sure)
>likes to touch and explore, comfortable with me being equally touchy-feely
>dominant/obvious dominant tendencies
>hairy is great but some are suited with little to no hair, so whatever works for you there
>definitely likes music, even better if he likes mine
>bonus points if drinker/smoker
>not a ham planet (fatto)
>late night skype calls
>doesn't expect or need to talk every day
>can tolerate me not being very talkative
>is female
>good singing voice
>likes theater and drama
>able to talk about life with, have serious conversations, but also has a sense of humor obv
>has goals and ideals
>attitude of life is "I give a shit" rather than "I don't give a shit"
>is accepting of flaws, cuz flawed herself
yeah I dunno
>>22986372
>female
>twig skinny and short
>cute little tits and a butt
>Russian/Estonian/Latvian/Lithuanian background
>dominant as fuck in bed
My ideal gal
>21-28
>5'1"-5'7"
>athletic or slightly curvy build - in shape with some boobs and butt
>brunette with dark complexion or redhead
>intelligent
>ambitious, educated with a decent career or working towards such
>loves my puppy as much as I do
>clean (both personal hygiene and around the house)
>laughs at my sarcasm and dad jokes
>enjoys food, theater, culture in general or at least wants to learn and indulge me there
>kinky
>likes getting spanked
New girl at my work, I've only met her once because almost everyone primarily works from home, but she seemed awesome, and I'd love to have someone I can share my interests (programming) with
>>23005425
Also older than me, I can't stand girls that're in high school/just out (especially not going to college) they're so immature and desu any girl younger than me makes me feel a little creepy (I'm 19)
Male
Hetero
Around my age (22)
Doesn't smoke/do drugs
Not religious
Likes exploring around
Likes pizza
Dislikes kebab
Has hobbies other than looking at a screen
Is okay with me being a quiet person
Is willing to teach me/introduce me to the things he likes/knows about
Is a good person
>>23005539
>Dislikes kebab
>Is a good person
>>23005539
>>23005576
I've read that multiple times and I'm not sure if they're looking for someone who hates gross takeaways or for a racist.
>>23005596
Hopefully the first seeing how it comes after pizza.
>>23005596
>I've read that multiple times
It's the second time I've posted here and the first time that I include that
>>23005539
Marry me
>>23005661
As in I re-read it. I'll go back to lurking and stop trying to make bad jokes.
>>23005607
> Implying racist chiks aint hot as fuq!
Pic not related, just a bit festive :)
>>23005539
>Dislikes kebab
>>23005776
Some definitely are but idiots aren't optimal long term partners if you look for more than sex in a relationship.
-Thin
-Size of tits do not matter, but the perkiness should be off the charts.
-Nose freckles
-Lightly tanned
-Inked
-Nerd
-Brunette
-thinking about it, no specific eye colour is a preference, just not that scary light blue/ratty black.
>nerdy as fudge
>curly or poofy hair
>smarter than me and knows it
>makes fun of me a little in a playful way
>likes to let me like a dog
>tallish or short, doesn't really matter
>really cuddly person
>smiles
>likes me being a little clingy and/or is clingy
>>23006137
Pet*
>>23005852
> Implying girls who love their own people are idiots
>>23006374
i thought this too
>>23006374
>racist
>love their people
>their people
>>23006401
i get the feeling you don't know what "racist" or "their" means?
>>23006402
"Their" is obviously a fallacy made by racists, but it seems like you're the one who doesn't know what it means. You can be a white chick who'd never touch a black dick without being a racist, an ideology as far from love for anybody as it gets.
>Is female
>Likes both guys and girls
>Wants to be part of a relationship that currently has a submissive guy and a dominant girl
>Submissive
>Loves to give oral (we will reciprocate if you would like to receive oral as well)
>Into light BDSM like choking, spanking, minor pain
It's really difficult to find people like this.
>>23006421
No you dont get it. If you simply like your people, you are called a racist to day.
>>23006137
If you're a girl looking for a guy, i fit that. Smarter could be subjective, and i can't say i've pet anyone like a dog before except actual dogs. I'm 6ft in height as well.
>>23006374
>>23006385
>>23006402
>implying there's any possible explanation of "i like or dislike an entire race of people as a whole without consideration of their qualities as individuals" that doesn't count as racism
>>23006455
>implying racism is bad
>implying the fault isn't contained within prejudice
>>23006421
babe ive been racist for as long as i can remember and there's plenty of love in the white supremacy circle
it's cleaner, too
>>23006455
liberalllsssss
>>23004996
I'd say I fit your description, minus the accent.. told I have a pleasant "radio voice", if that's worth anything? I'm hispanic but I look very European. What's your favorite genre/band?
>>23006455
Yes, Im implying that.
A person who likes his/her people should not be villified like today
>>23006473
>minus the accent
this is the most important part
>hispanic but look european
you can't have both
>>23004996
I fit all of these except for the smoker part but I have a feeling you're not from Europe anyway.
>>23006137
lol thats pretty much me
>>23006500
yeah, i'm not
i wish sometimes
>>23006534
That's a shame. Hope you find what you're looking for.
Petite girls with cute little bums small tits no exaggerated curves, low bodyfat, looks boyish but has an adorable round face and angelic voice, smells like flowers, soft hair, sensitive and caring nature, easygoing smile.
>>23006543
me too man
>>22997684
Kind of forgot about this thread...
I'm >>22996267 in case my ID changed
If you are still here, I'm from Germany. Let me guess, you are from some Scandinavian country?
>>23005539
pls be in norway
>>23006682
Close!
>>23006743
no way! Hvilken by?
>>23006588
Haha No, way south. :)
>>23006772
Nära Malmö
>>23006810
>Malmö
pls don't be kebab.
Kik?
>>23006820
Jag är spansk men har bott i Danmark och Sverige i några år
Tyvärr användar jag inte kik
>>22995329
I am most of these things
My email is [email protected] if you'd wouldn't mind chatting
Sounds fun. Why not?
>Male, 20-23ish
>Heterosexual
>Affectionate but masculine
>Conservative views, but not too religious
>Doesn't smoke or do drugs
>Sparingly or never drinks
>Patient
>Taller than me
>Slim, average, or muscular build
>Occasional dark sense of humor
>Not too outdoorsy
>White, Spanish, Slavic, or Indian
>Not extremely sexually experienced
>Won't be put off by a little clingyness
>Will let me cook for him
>Employed/in school
>Isn't too into PDA
>Playful
>Protective
>Thoughtful
>Confident
Apologies for the lack of organization. Just typed things as they came to mind.
Dream partner:
>Male
>25-35
>Over 6"
>Any color hair as long as your have it
>Light colored eyes
>Not skinny fat, not super muscular but in between
>Likes science, astronomy, cooking, and can appreciate fashion
>Not a close-minded bigot
>Can deal with my aloof INFJ personality
>Can give me space but also can talk for hours at a time
>Has a sweet and caring personality but is strong willed and charismatic
>>23006920
pretty much me in a nutshell
>>23006863
Åja, håpet på at du var vest/nord/ost-europeisk :/
>>23006920
>Male
Check
>25-35
26
>Over 6"
6'4"
>Any color hair as long as your have it
Brown and yes
>Light colored eyes
Light brown, nothing special
>Not skinny fat, not super muscular but in between
Bearmode, maybe a little built-fat, but losing weight right now
>Likes science, astronomy, cooking, and can appreciate fashion
Studied physics a bit in college, I participate in my local astronomy club (not as up for it this time of year, I admit), love to cook and experiment in kitchen, I actually have a knack for fashion, never really pursued it even as a hobby but...well, my mother can get me to watch project runway with her when I've got my guard down, so to speak
>Not a close-minded bigot
Lemme tell ya about my minority friends! Seriously, I take all people as they are.
>Can deal with my aloof INFJ personality
I'm an ENTJ, which according to some sources is close to a perfect match for INFJ (which is apparently ENTP) though I don't feel judgemental of people, I think the test is skewed when I answer affirmative to assessing people constantly, but that's just a natural thing I do so I can communicate with other better.
>Can give me space but also can talk for hours at a time
You too?
>Has a sweet and caring personality but is strong willed and charismatic
Like I said, ENTJ, very personable and affable. Not perfect and I'm whatever the opposite of histrionic is, but I am a rock and an island, to use the colloquialism.
I could post mine, or contacts?
>>23006920
I just noticed that says 6"...as in inches. I suppose I'll try not to assume and ask to get some clarity on that.
>>23006937
I'm allergic to nuts though
>>23007120
I love ENTJ's, they are so motivated and help me stay focused. I've got my head in the clouds ~90% of the time which isn't helpful as far as relationships go...
>>23007128
Holy fuck I'm crying... I won't judge if you're vertically challenged. Horizontally is a different story
>>22986522
>male
>187cm
>70kg, skinny but not ridiculously so
>white
>people say I have a nice smile so I guess
>been growing my hair for a year and a half
>wear glasses
>used to have muscle definition but been lazy as fuck for the last 2 years (stayed the same weight the whole time though)
Personality/emotional part... mostly not. I have goals and dreams and passions, but I don't have my life together. I also don't really like electronic music or anime at all.
Not sure why I'm even replying to this.
>>23005143
contact info?
>>23007194
Ha! No, I'm 6'4" and have a naturally broad build and tools to match.
I like getting people motivated, I just enjoy seeing them become the people they want to be and know they can be. Life is meaningless objectively and none of us can say any life is better than any other, so it's up to us to try to find a way within our own definitions of truth and happiness to find a way to better ourselves and those around us.
INFJ, introverted, intuintive, feeling, judging. That's such a lovely combo for a caring, sweet person. Also quite rare, if I'm not mistaken.
>>23006912
Holy shit this is me completely, except that I'm not quite a beginner at sex
Why not try?
Ideal Girl
>5'11" or shorter
>Wide hips
>A booty I can grab onto
>Boobs are great but not necessary at all
>Anywhere between slim and chubby, as long as there's some definition of feminine figure it's awesome
>Moderate but informed political views
>Believes in Jesus, or at least doesn't think less of Christians
>outgoing or socially assertive
>really into movies or music
>plays an instrument or sings is all the bonus points
>is really goofy and lighthearted but can have a deep conversation
>intelligent but doesn't need other people to know it.
>Tomboy but every now and a gain is a lady
>doesn't get offended easily
>can stand playful ribbing and dishes it just as hard
>short hair is cute as fuck
>is cool with drinking, or pot (I'm not a big stoner I just partake every once in a while)
>more dominant sexually
>loves to cuddle
>will help motivate me into losing my dad-bod
A guy I played DOTA with used to fuck this chick and I thought she was perfect.
>>23007279
Thank you for existing ^-^
>>23007227
My kik is wutangisforever
To you too >>23006920
as it sounds like we may be a match
>>23007229
Mr. Big Tools, you seem like an awesome person. We're similar in that we want people to realize their full potential, if only to make our short lives a bit easier and happier. We're all going to the same place anyway.
I like to think I'm a nice person when I'm not zoning out. I think we're all special snowflakes as well... just avoid the yellow snow!
>>23006912
I have no idea if you're interested in actually getting something out of this, and in which country you live, but if I don't give this a shot I might regret it.
[email protected]
>>23006797
>Haha No, way south. :)
It was too good to be true, where are you from then?
>>23006912
in more detail:
>>Male, 20-23ish
23
>>Heterosexual
yep
>>Affectionate but masculine
Yep
>>Conservative views, but not too religious
Conservative atheist
>>Doesn't smoke or do drugs
None
>>Sparingly or never drinks
Almost teetotaler, never drink to get drunk
>>Patient
Legendary
>>Taller than me
Depends on how tall you are but probably
>>Slim, average, or muscular build
Slim, somewhat toned
>>Occasional dark sense of humor
Perpetually dark in my case to be honest
>>Not too outdoorsy
Hmm. Not excessively but I do like it, I'd probably do it more if I didn't live in the city
>>White, Spanish, Slavic, or Indian
White
>>Not extremely sexually experienced
Moderately experienced
>>Won't be put off by a little clingyness
Nothing unusual about clinginess
>>Will let me cook for him
Sure, but you have to let me cook for you too. One of my favorite hobbies
>>Employed/in school
College degree, full time job
>>Isn't too into PDA
I'm not into it at all
>>Playful
You bet
>>Protective
You bet
>>Thoughtful
Feels like boasting to say yes
>>Confident
You already want me
>>23007297
I had to toss in the tools line, it felt wrong without it, you know? A person's potential (primarily my own, but the concept in general) is something I honestly have to overcome when trying to get myself to do a lot of things. Perfection can't exist, it doesn't exist. Shakespeare wrote some stuff that isn't amazing, Einstein couldn't figure out gravity and that gambler from that one episode of the Twilight Zone didn't want to win at absolutely everything.
Where am I going with this? I'm not asking rhetorically, I got a little lost.
The written page full of errors is better than the blank one. I think this is objectively true for human beings. Perhaps the universe doesn't care, but we aren't intergalactic, 5 dimensional beings of pure consciousness...yet.
Sometimes zoning out is when people are at their best, no precepts, no concern for the mores of the the world, simply letting their head go where it wants to be for a little while.
What's wrong with yellow snow? It's got some italian soda flavoring on it, super tasty.
>>23007300
>>23007304
We seem quite compatible to be honest... Can I first ask you what kind of girl you are interested in? I'll email you if I'm not tooo far off
>>23007339
That email isn't mine, he just has the same color I do. mine's [email protected] (secondary account, not my real name).
I basically want a girl who's intelligent and fairly reserved. Being politically compatible is a bonus and I'm guessing we are. I'd also appreciate a girl who's not into constant substance use since I can't really relate to that at all. Ideally you'd also have good taste in music or be a musician in some form, but that's a minor concern. Level headedness is also nice.
>>23007351
>intelligent
So I am told
>reserved
Very yes
>conservative atheist
Check
>no drugs
Definitely
>musician
I am
>Level-headed
I like to think so
I'll shoot you an email tomorrow.
>>23007382
Sounds good. I work nights so don't be surprised if I don't respond until late.
thinner than me
has some basic general knowledge
is not worse looking than me (and that's not hard)
is street-smart
is kind of smart in general
>>23007413
fuck i meant to post this as an example
>>23007335
I tend to be a perfectionist in many aspects of life, I give it all or none. That's why motivation is so important to me, I forgive mistakes in others all the time but not myself.
I like the rambling! I am kind of jealous at your ability to sort out your philosophy into words so easily. I'm the type of person that takes hours to find the right emoticon to use in a text.
I do like lemon italian ice... I'll just have to not look at it anymore while I'm eating it!
ENTJ anon, you are lovely. This dreamer is going to bed. May your tools always be over 6" :D
>>23007436
Perfectionism is practically a disease. It stops so much progress in so many lives.
I am actually an aspiring writer, so it's something that I'd better be good at, by gum!
Have a good one! Toss me an email '[email protected]' if ya like, I think we seems to compliment each other well. I can encourage you and help you pick outfits!
>>23005539
I am exactly this.
>>23007303
I live in northern Italy.
thread seems to be generating actual traffic, so I'm going to post
-female
-eastern european heritage, or at least exotic like french-canadian
-cultured
-sentimental view of love even if slightly jaded
-a sharp intelligence occasionally arrogant
-working professional or aspiring to be
-capable of warmth and an intensely passionate relationship; not just a cold fish
-love of philosophy and learning
-does not use drugs
-active, enterprising. Not a homebody
-introverted and a tad neurotic
-but patient with my shortcomings and willing to help me grow along with her as a person
the kind of girl you'd find in the classics or feminist icons from the turn of the century, I think. How I wish you lived in canada with me, love
-female
-teetotaler
-not a foodie
-doesn't believe in subtle hints
-into retro/rockabilly things
-won't paint my furniture
-never goes "um"
>>23007339
>>23007300
The other coloured anon here:
>Male, 20-23ish
22
>Heterosexual
Yes
>Affectionate but masculine
Yup
>Conservative views, but not too religious
I'm European, so socialism is kind of conservative I suppose.
I really don't care about religion
>Doesn't smoke or do drugs
neither
>Sparingly or never drinks
Never drink
>Patient
I've waited all my life for you, what's a few extra years? ;)
>Taller than me
6'2"
>Slim, average, or muscular build
I have a broader build and I'm working on getting rid of my gut
>Occasional dark sense of humor
Yup
>Not too outdoorsy
Don't mind the outdoors, but I'm more of an indoor kind of guy.
>White, Spanish, Slavic, or Indian
White
>Not extremely sexually experienced
Virgin
>Won't be put off by a little clingyness
I'd actually like that
>Will let me cook for him
I'd love to help, seeing as I'm a pretty bad cook and I need to learn.
>Employed/in school
Starting school next year
>Isn't too into PDA
I don't mind showing affection in public, but not to a nauseating degree.
>Playful
Oh yes
>Protective
I already want to tell the other guy to back down
>Thoughtful
Yes
>Confident
Definitely
As for the kind of girl I'm interested in, your other post >>23007382 is a good start.
Add to that:
>affectionate
>playful
>funny
>>23006912
>>Not too outdoorsy
If not for this you would be perfect.
>>23006446
Oh lovely~! I am a girl looking for a guy, I'd love to have your contact info
I am a straight male btw
physical
> female
> 18-26
> I prefer girls taller than me (I'm 5'10), but its not a huge issue
> blond/redhead, but i like darker colors to
> healthy - not obese, but chubby is cool
> no tattoos
non-physical
> can put up me with talking about science a lot
> likes puns
> dark/edgy sense of humor
> centrist/conservative beliefs
> open minded, not easily offended
> likes camping/hiking and the outdoors
> introverted
> caring/loving
> doesn't lie
> not a weeb
> huge sex drive, and can be open minded sexually
> has goals/ambitions
> open to the idea of having kids
>tfw did this twice
>tfw found two matches
>jibbed twice
Fuck this shit
Dream girl
> height 160-180cm
> 24-30 years old
> Body type Skinny/average/chubby
> Cute smile
> Likes it when I try to make her laugh
> Prefers chilling at home, rather than going out clubbing
> kind and warm personality
> High sex drive, and likes to try new things
> Introverted
>>23009476
better than having someone pretend to be what you were looking for on three seperate occasions only to find out that they fit fucking none of it
>>23009378
You got skype? skidachio is mine.
>>22995322
You should get one with bpd
Tumblr is full of them
>>23009147
>I already want to tell the other guy to back down
m8
>>23007382
If you come back around to this thread at any point, I'd still be interested in hearing from you.
I was close to having my dream girl, but her mentality isn't mature enough.
So at the moment she is my dream that could have been.
Dream guy..
>Tattoos
>likes cars
>likes horror movies
>would rather stay at home and work on cars/watch movies/make dinner than go clubbing
>funny
>body type doesn't really matter, as long as they aren't severely overweight..I like a little bit of chubby(:
>will play video games with me
>isn't a fucking asshole that will cheat on me, get girl pregnant
>>23016274
>isn't a fucking asshole that will cheat on me, get girl pregnant
Yikes.
This is my idea is a perfect gurl!! Just need to find her!! Small tits and small gurl clit!! Tiny hips and hot as hell!!
If you fit this profile pic then hit me up on [email protected] and lets talk!!
>>23013652
Hey man, I can't just let you chat her up without a fight.
Dream guy:
>older
>foreign
>well dressed like 9/10 times
>cultured
>average body type/ ottermode
>pleasant
>strong silent type
>not an edgy faggot
>>23017546
And you are!
