Damn it man, i just wanna fap with some girl and exchange pics or something. Its one of those nights where your dick is diamonds and feels like a tetherball pole and you just wanna nut. All the snapchat and kik threads suck though. Whats up with that. Pic is boobs, they look nice, right?
>>22983729
Haha, i feel ya man....i feel ya
I dont get everyones desperation with trading pics, ill just watch porn if i wanna get off..
Ive never ever fapped to a dick pic someone sent me, does nothing more than be a bother, this whole thing where we have to chaaat and pause to take pics, instead of just shutting everything up get porn and go to town with no one to bother you
Im not saying its stupid what you do but why does that appeal to you more than just watching porn? Especially girls how do you get off on dick pics i dont get it :I
>>22983800
Its the real human element. I get off waaaayy harder if its with an actual person on the other end. Otherwise its like, theres no connection.
>>22983826
Hmm fair enough guess i just never felt that connection with anyone.
>>22983850
Youve never met someone and slowly gotten intimate? Just talking about it, finding out what gets this girl off is hot as fuck
>>22983858
Well felt intimate with a few but when it comes down to it the guys just end up pissing me off no idea why, and at the end of the day ill just open my toybox and do stuff alone cause its less hassle, not really worth it imo l :/
Oh man thats just frowny face sad!
well, im glad you can get yourself off without help from meanbros. Still, its not impossible to find someone who can help
>>22983911
Hah eh they were probably alright i honestly think im just batshit crazy.
Haha but thanks for the honest answers anon :)
>>22983935
(Obligatory request to see that body)
>>22983942
Nah not doing that again i dont want it on 4chan people will always ask for more
>>22983960
Private messages then? Kik or something? If not its cool.
>>22983729
If you're fit it's easy. 7 years ago I used to get so many nudes from women off 4chan. Though I think the site is not what it used to be for that
>>22983973
Eh. I have a good face and a nice johnson. I wouldnt be here asking if i had a nice body though
Anybody have any tips?
>>22984262
Well masturbate to porn since all the kik and snapchat threads suck :v
>>22984300
Can do .__.
>>22983973
I'm fat and it used to be easy as shit to find whores. Once contactfagging got banned it was the downfall. I used to cam with plenty of regular camwhores. Now they are all cunts and no one posts info.
>>22984300
>:v
autisms finest
>>22984443
Have fun anon, we will have a moment of silence for your lonely penis.
>>22984300
kek you used that gif in a thread the other day, I know who you are :^)
>>22984465
Gottem good did you pick that one up from /b/? Autism jokes
>memes
:v
:v
:v
>>22984470
>>22984553
>ignoring me on skype
i see how it is
>>22983800
femanon here, i can get off on sexting. it can't be drawn out, though, and the boy has to be reciprocating by flirting/being naughty (telling me what he'd do to me etc). i love sending guys nudes and my fave is when they send me videos of them cumming to me from the pix i sent them :) that's what really does it for me
>>22984546
you arent funny, its embarrasing desu
>>22983973
/soc/ is fucking dead
fucking r.i.p.
>>22984564
I dont have any notifications
This phone
>>22984565
>>22984565
Time to post some contact info then
>>22984570
Eh i make myself laugh, thats all that matters, but making autism jokes, youre a true alpha
>Desu
>>22984565
Kill me why u no kik
>>22984586
>implying i just want to send nudes to any random dude
no thanks
>>22984593
>implying i'm any random dude and not the best
>>22984591
>>22984586
>>22984603
>3 different guys
i only send nudes to guys i like/have sex with irl. find a real girl who wants you to validate her existence with your attention, be kind of a jerk, and you'll be drowning in nudes. for real
>tinder
>>22984590
its not a joke because you actually have autism.
>alpha
>beta
>>22984610
>implying i have time for that
those are two completely different things, f am. random online people can be pretty cool once you get to know them.
>>22984624
i have made plenty of online friends, when /soc/ was still cool. only sent 2 of them nudes, though. they were namefags and i was b8 at the time. one of them was my portuguese husbando
>>22984631
>b8
ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING
well then you know what I mean though. i was there then, let's be special friends.
>>22984613
Something you're hiding from yourself?
You're like that kid that gets called stupid and the only response he has is screaming "youre stupid" back while crying
Go back to /b/ im sure they can teach you other words than autist
>>22984640
hey i was legal in some states/countries. definitely probably portugal ha
and no thanks, my portuguese husbando was my only /soc/ husbando. he was special ;_;
>>22984674
under 18 is illegal internationally. i am telling.
also thats too bad, no cumshots for you.
>>22984671
and youre a snotty little attention whore who has to make him/herself known in every thread.
i havent been on b in years kid why dont you go back there
and take this :v with you
>im crying right now, because im laughing so hard.
>>22984700
shut up you retard, everyone here is having a good time except you. leave the thread, betamax
>>22984700
Jealous? :v
>>22984716
fuck off faggot this is a retarded thread
>>22984727
of what? the fact that you need constant validation. not really.
>>22984727
Do you have boobs?
If so how big?
>>22984766
no its a guy
>>22984763
Obv i rustled your jimmies just by existing, you're over here throwing a tantrum over an emoticon I use.
So I feel pretty damn good, thanks for the laughs anon, don't forget your meds :)
>>22984784
>i feel pretty damn good
its ok once you realize how pathetic you are thatll wear off.
and no if you recall i made an innocent comment. i just said autisms finest, you got pretty defensive over it.
its ok bb one day youll roll in the big leagues.
>>22984810
Haha okay then
>>22984818
good one might as well add small dick and virgin on top.
I feel the same way. Hit me up ladies at who.knocks I send a vid of me cumming
