no normal assume thread, so I'll start one, love them
>>22981786
You worship Keanu reeves
>>22981786
You are younger than people think, you have watched The Sopranos at least once
>>22981803
Total weeb, likes moeshit but it's cool about it
>>22981786
Smokes a tobacco pipe.
>>22981803
Tried skateboarding, eats dogs to gain their strength.
>>22981840
Funniest nigga in the block, does shrooms while listening to psych pop
>>22981786
Intelligent, sociable and pleasant. You hate big crowds and prefer to just hang out with your close group of friends.
>>22981803
Your ancestors built the railroads, took somebodys grandpas legs in 'nam or bombed pearl harbor. One of those. On a serious note, you're a fun guy to be around but it takes a while to get to know you.
>>22981830
You like weed, you go to raves, you probably have least one shirt made out of hemp. You're introverted and you sometimes go AWOL on your friends, only to return a week or so later after recharging.
>>22981786
you look like you're a young film director
>>22981803
you look like the very likeable south east asian guy of the group
>>22981830
blatantly a pothead musician, but you're in control of your life and tolerance on weed
you look creative
>>22981840
you look like a big character, and are quite established. that's what i like in guys
>>22981860
you seem quite fasionable and have the perfect beard almost. you have a lot of experience with women
>>22981840
You can sing pretty well.
>>22981860
Behind the beard is warm heart that hates letting people down.
>>22981892
You seem like the friend that everyone goes to when they need moral support.
>>22981898
You really like the movie beetlejuice and You're obsessed with coffee.
Its weird that everyone assumes that I'm Asian. I'm as Mexican as it gets lol
assume the worst
>>22981786
is a cweeby cweeby man.
>>22981803
handy with chopsticks!
>>22981830
Loves himself but also hates himself at times
>>22981860
Loves family guy and ted
>>22981892
You're very stressed about little things
>>22981898
You're messy
>>22981786
Voted most likely to work in IT
>>22981803
Voted most likely to become addicted to skydiving
>>22981830
Voted most likely to produce IDM
>>22981840
Voted most likely to tell someone to squeal like a pig
>>22981860
Voted most likely to join an indie band
>>22981892
Voted most likely to want to be instagram famous
>>22981898
Voted most likely to bite someone's toe off
>>22981931
Voted most likely to enjoy a bowl of fresh cut pineapple
>>22981935
Voted most likely to be a pro wrestler
>>22981898
I was just gonna post my stupid face but you posted yours already kek.
>>22982005
>2005
>
>>22982075
It's 2014 bra, where ya beem all this time
>>22982081
> Žižek!, is a 2005 American/Canadian documentary film.
Ew
>no bra I'm not grill
>>22982094
>American
>muslem title
Gr8 b8
If you are not girl then I'm straight.
>>22982131
>inb4 thread ruined
>>22982180
Thread derailed more like it. Aw for me, you shouldn't have, am blushing now.
>>22982180
i assume this would be one of the craziest fucks you would ever have in your life.
you look kinky as fuck
(idk whos posting desu but that my opinion regardless)
>>22982198
Gotta straighten you up.
>>22982201
Moshi moshi
Zizek desu.
>>22981786
pretentious as fuck. Reads Bukowski.
>>22981803
that one friend you don't really know anything about but is somehow always there.
>>22981830
has masturbated with random shit such as butter or jelly for at least one time.
>>22981840
loves Doraemon.
>>22981860
that one guy who plays being gay and then molest his supposedly best friend woman while being drunk.
>>22981892
into alternative spiritual shit. Kabbalah.
>>22981898
top student. Discovered drugs and drop out of college.
>>22981931
special snowflake syndrome.
>>22981935
rarely changes underwear for more than twice a week.
>>22981964
being a sugar daddy with 500k on the bank.
>inb4 grow a dick
>>22982223
You wanna try?
>>22982223
idk what this means but its pretty hot
>>22982279
>
>>22982258
>Prozac Nation tier
>>22981786
Is on the creepy side
>>22981803
3rd wheel
>>22981830
narcissist that thinks he has contact with another dimension
>>22981860
creative
>>22981892
Cute but personality is a RED FLAG
>>22981898
see above
>>22981931
Thinks shes above a 7/10
>>22981935
Complete dick
>>22981964
smug
>>22982258
Gross
>>22982308
Ikr he's even hotter in person.
>>22982310
What are you gonna cook babez?
>>22982369
Not quite as bad as /fit/
>>22982369
>Hai Anon
>>22982375
Pasta of course.
>>22982362
hell yea id let him give me the d.
thats not gay right?
>>22982412
I like strangozzi, if you do that I may not bully you anymore.
>>22982443
Dafuq is that fascist bullshit
That's it we're having blue waffle.
>>22982422
>
>>22981786
You're funny.
>>22981803
Quick to snap.
>>22981830
L'oreal model.
>>22981860
Genuinely kind person.
>>22981892
Puberty did wonders.
>>22981898
Not very crazy, but fun.
>>22981931
Likes hamsters, a bit too much.
>>22981935
Loyal beyond belief.
>>22981964
Likes to hike.
>>22982258
Likes to twerk in secret.
>>22982340
Would buy you food expecting nothing back.
>>22982460
Taking my jokes eh, it's okay if you're not fed well.
I like my waffles yellow btw
>>22982460
yea id touch it
>>22981860
really obnoxious and kind of slow
>>22981892
acts happy but is secretly depressed
>>22982513
I themed it an anti-authoritarian communist thread before it was cool
No.
>>22982464
Pretty gerd, people buy me stuff all the time. they know i dont waste money so they pay if they want me around
>kinda sad really
>>22982527
Wishes he was a natural player
>>22982533
I thought all you guys did were dictartorships?
Yes
>>22982537
i don't know why but you're my favourite lad on /soc/
>>22982591
kill yourself
>>22982598
too lazy
>>22982340
having a cute personality is a red flag? lol
>>22982805
Cant read/10
Cute "but" personality is a red flag.
>Iwasright
>>22981786 Only programmer in a San Francisco start-up full of hipster liberal arts types
>>22981803 Used to be a sk8er boi, got out of the scene, but often goes on longboard rides at the beach at sunset while listening to retrowave
>>22981830
Never smoked weed before claims salvia is the superior drug compared to hemp plebeians
>>22981840 Plays "funny" practical jokes on people that aren't actually funny
>>22981860 Finally srated lifting and getting decent haircuts and getting life together
>>22981892 Used to be part of the popular group, left because you're not a fan of bitchiness
>>22981898 Used to be one of those OMZG SO RAND0M girls but people kinda stopped paying attention even though you like the humour
>>22981931 Will never admit to being part of the daddy kink but is
>>22981935 Goes for cheeky nandos with the lads for that banter innit mate
>>22981964 Unironically wears aviators and pulls them off well, climbs sheer rockfaces by sheer force alone
>>22982258 Rave guy, almost always on molly or E
>>22982340 Lives in Canada, family owned log mill but wants to work as model
>>22982464 reee normie get out of my board (I kid probably a very chill guy who likes to blaze it with buddies)
>>22982527 Only listens to german 80's techno,goes to sleep next to a framed album of kraftwerk
I like slightly humorous assumptions.
