Bad assumption thread.
Assume bad things about others.
>>22979666
You've had way too many dicks in your ass
>>22979666
You've probably worn eye liner everyday since you discovered it.
>>22979673
You've had the same haircut for 10 years
>>22979695
You're wearing a bucket hat
Nuff said
>>22979666
>nice trips satan
probably takes an hour and a half doing makeup and changing clothes to get ready for selfies
>>22979673
tells people he's autistic to get away with being socially inept
>>22979695
cites tyler the creator as most innovative musician in the past five years
>>22979713
Its to hide shitty hair m80
>>22979673
you want to fuck your mom
>>22979727
is afraid of letting people see what they look like
>not bad to assume
>>22979724
Oh shit how did I miss the trips
>>22979724
gets turned on by elderly ecchi
>>22979726
Fe fe
>>22979724
Lol nice
Well you have a death grips tshirt.
>>22979727
Nah, not tasmanian
>>22979748
game recognize game
>>22979747
>pic related
>>22979666 Smiles for convenience very often;
>>22979673 Thinks everyone is a freak except for him;
>>22979695 Thinks torturing animals can be amusing;
>>22979724 Wears the same shorts without washing forever.
Rerotated because I'm a retard
>>22979666 (OP)
Has a Macbook
>>22979673
Works/studies in IT
>>22979695
Would legitimately vote for Kanye as US president
>>22979724
Watches let's plays on youtube
>>22979969
Takes Xanax
>>22980011
I want to buy you multiple winter coats and snowsuits because I assume we are gonna adventure
>>22980011
says awkward things
>>22979969
think you are different from everyone
>>22979724
eats unhealthy stuff
>>22979695
has nationalist ideas
>>22979673
thinks hes very smart
>>22979666
thinks shes the hottest bitch
>>22979666
has suffered from anal prolapse
>>22979673
haha i didnt even read this until after i typed that out gg
>>22980169
LOL
>>22979666
Has taken so many black dicks in her ass it's a wonder she's not incontinent.
>>22979673
Is autistic and loves Minecraft.
>>22979695
Subscribes to /r/asianmasculinity and is extremely insecure of his race.
>>22979724
Goes weeks without showering.
>>22979969
Posts in trap threads.
>>22980011
Doesn't wear underwear.
>>22980026
Is a cuckold and supports radical feminism.
>>22980160
Has the sickest hentai you could imagine on his computer.
I'm a guy. Disclaiming for accuracy's sake. I also want to apologize for my toaster of a camera.
>>22979666
You tease a lot of people (regardless of gender)
>>22979673
You're very social awkward.
>>22979695
You're suicidal (or used to be).
>>22979724
You're a lightweight.
>>22979969
Lord your "superior music taste" over everyone because you suck at everything else.
>>22980011
You always start the semester and skip everything at the end.
>>22980026
You have a feminine voice and are insecure about it.
>>22980160
You're horrible at your favorite hobbies.
>>22980193
You'd rather buy something for yourself that you don't need than buy something important/for someone else.
>>22980180
glad i can entertain
>>22979666
- You look like you fuck often
>>22979695
You have pain in your eyes boy, but generally i would see you backpacking in aus
>>22979724
you look like you still live with your mother
>>22979969
i would buy weed from you
>>22980011
You look like you would murder prostitutes in the back of ice cream trucks
>>22980026
your alright
>>22980160
stop wrecking me in LOL/HOTS you faggot
>>22980224
look prettier then most girls, probably fuck better too
>>22979673
too much money and no one to spend it on
>>22979724
boring and hipster
>>22979666
friendzones people for agony
>>22980193
potential relationship abuser
>>22979695
I wanna hang out with you bro
>>22979666
Will have 8 ball in a sock titties at 30
>>22979695
Kisses like a retard
>>22979673
takes off your glasses to go on a date, and fucks up cuz you can't see
>>22979724
Your girlfriend was a groupie for your friends band
>>22979969
Makes fun of people who go on 4chan when with friends
>>22980011
Is a master at silently crop dusting in public. Keeps a straight face when everyone wonders who it is.
>>22980026
Is short
>>22980160
Kiss less Virgin
>>22980193
Took too many shrooms once
>>22980224
Has dressed up as a girl for fun and got a shameful boner
>>22980369
Fucked girls in gross places in high school
>>22980418
Walks around totally naked when you're hungover
>>22980518
my hangeovers are literally just me laying on the sofa in only pajamas or college pants. on lucky days I am able to put netflix on, sometimes it is just darkness that is more painful than normal living
>>22979666
Incredibly insecure without makeup
>>22979673
Absolutely zero personality
>>22979695
Lies about his sexual experience
>>22979724
Does cringeworthy stuff "ironically"
>>22979969
Got a tattoo because it was the cool thing to do
>>22980011
Relies on rich parents for everything
>>22980026
Really bad at small talk
>>22980193
Thinks he's hot shit because he beats people in video games
>>22980224
Super self-righteous anout political opinions
>>22980369
Closeted homosexual who makes fun of other gay guys
>>22980418
Real fuckin' messy
>>22980518
Tries way too hard to fit in with the guys
Destroy me, /soc/
>>22980538
Forehead tattoo of a swastika
>>22980026
thinks hes handsome
>>22980160
a guy from eastern europe
>>22980193
hes bald
>>22980224
has gender troubles
>>22980369
looks kinda shrekish
>>22980418
likes footjob but he got it only on pornhub
>>22980518
thinks she/he is david bowie
>>22980545
Snores really badly
>>22979969
never looks at the camera
>>22980011
finds pewdiepie funny
>>22980026
is annoying to friends
>>22980160
can't find out why people are scared of him
>>22980193
collects guitars but can't play them
>>22980224
wants to be a girl eventually
>>22980369
big dopey guy
>>22980418
quotes cringeworthy memes irl
>>22980518
tries too hard to be unique
>>22980538
you look extremely fragile
>>22980545
tried a few times to get that selfie
I am >>22979673 I think my ID changed for some reason.
>>22980545
Has trouble holding down relationships
>>22980538
Smells very strongly of bubblegum
>>22980518
Has had several lesbian encounters but identifies as straight
>>22980418
Feels he has nothing in common with his family
>>22980369
Can never grow a proper beard, but tries a couple times a year, just in case
>>22980224
Listens to a lot of electronic music
>>22980518
>Took too many shrooms once
Accurate. It was the most terrifying time of my entire life and it lasted for 10 hours.
>>22980538
I actually happen to love cock, not even closeted ;)
>>22980567
its true, that and im lazy and cbf'ed shaving
>>22980567
Nope.
>>22980561
>>22980545
>>22980518
These three are basically related. Nope. I'm always going to be a (pretty looking, mind you) male. No changing it.
>>22980538
Maybe, I dunno (because self-righteous people never do, right?).
>>22980369
Can't see how that's a "worst thing about me", but thank you. I also must apologize, because the worst thing that I can assume about you is that you have a small dick.
>>22980418
You don't get out much, if at all.
>>22980518
You're not in the middle of a transition. You pick and choose different parts of both genders. (Sorry because that's most likely untrue)
>>22980538
You flake on everyone and have trouble building new, meaningful relationships.
>>22980545
I'm a dude and prettier than you.
>>22979695
When he gets angry he yells in native language.
>>22979724
Secret fedora
>>22979969
You don't understand, mom.
>>22980011
Coke.
>>22980026
Sells antiques, but really poor ones.
>>22980160
Hates other people based on their intelligence.
>>22980193
Writes shitty poems.
>>22980224
Down with the patriarchy.
>>22980369
Pick fights only to gang up on you.
>>22980418
Alcoholic
>>22980518
Changes haircolour constantly.
>>22980538
Closet slut.
>>22980545
MMA fighter.
>>22980496
Do you play any vidya?
Pardon my currently shitty eye - there was a minor mishap involving it and an injection.
>>22980545
Borrows friends'/relatives' stuff without asking.
>>22980538
Spends more time on your appearance than you'd publicly admit.
>>22980518
Doesn't know how to operate a phone camera, or does, but does it that way to be different.
>>22980369
Can actually read minds, but uses it for evil instead of good.
>>22980224
Doesn't actually have a prescription for those glasses.
>>22980626
Can't afford shirts.
>>22979666
666, as implied, a psychotic person who prides herself in her psycho behavior
>>22979673
Just a nerdy kid
>>22979724
Obnoxious drunk, can only hit on women whilst drunk, actually is only good at making fun of himself
>>22979969
Edginess
>>22980011
Stay off them drugs kiddo
>>22980026
You only act nice towards others because you cannot take criticism
>>22980160
Finances his computer hobbies with a meth lab
>>22980193
Would start fights with under aged
>>22980224
Your mother emasculated you
>>22980369
Adam Sandler Jr.
>>22980418
You are Polish. 100% sure
>>22979695
>2015
>bucket hat
Step your style game up son. Bucket hats are lame
>>22980626
Don't know what that means, unfortunately. You've used cologne as a "shower in a bottle" multiple times.
>>22980652
Hope your eye gets better. You like looking at dead things. A lot. Also, you're technically correct. These are my reading glasses.
>>22980655
Nope. Never knew her. For whatever reason, you seem like a person that doesn't wipe his ass.
>>22980666
Yeah yeah the age old dreadlocks = unhygienic meme.
Nice trips Satan.
>>22980496
Hardly. Will start more when I get my computer in the mail
>>22980545
>>22980561
Every one of my replies says the same thing guys gimme something creative
>>22980617
This is true
>>22980676
Is actually a respectable woman with a set career path.
>>22980626
Unironically calls people "fuccbois"
>>22980652
Showers every other day because he doesn't like waking up earlier than necessary
>>22980655
Has chronic back pain
>>22980676
Has a boyfriend who always wears log sleeve oxford shirts
>>22980677
Didn't know they were dreads; thought you just had really thick hair. Funnily enough, I'm the antichrist by Russian standards (blonde hair, blue eyes, left handed)
>>22980694
English isn't mother tongue for me so I wouldn't say fuccboi.
>>22980686
wow that was actually surprisingly very nice!! haha
>>22980694
couldn't be further from the truth haha
try again?? ;)
>>22980753
the average bitch/goldigger
>>22980676
likes anal but dont like black men
>>22980655
do a lot of drugs , and probably killed his dog .
>>22980652
has TOC and cant leave house
>>22980626
hates himself and likes other guys with beards.
>>22980545
superficial as fuck
>>22980538
probably a cringe worthy weaboo and also feminist
>>22980518
drinks a lot of alcohol
>>22980418
hates being stared
>>22980369
gets stressed pretty easy
>>22980224
complais about everything talks shit about everybody and hates her parents
>>22980193
trie too hard to be fun
>>22980160
hikkikomori but nice guy
>>22980026
cant hide secrets
>>22980680
No consoles either? I'll 1v1 you in literally any game. Or hanging it is cool too.
>>22979666
Great fuck, but absolutely insane.
>>22980160
Has bought into every "gamer" product ever.
>>22980418
Gives people STDs without telling them.
>>22980538
Secretly an alien. You look like you're hiding something.
>>22980940
There's a body right out of frame, isn't there?
>>22980940
well... i have black family, so i cant say i havent thought about it
>>22979666
Has done drugs to try to impress someone.
>>22979673
Has a nasely voice.
>>22979695
Once went a whole semester without showing
>>22979724
Sweats LOL and Hearthstone
>Eh, I'm bad at this. :P
>>22979969
Masturbated with a cucumber, proceeded to make sandwich with that very same cucumber.
>>22980011
Has three folders of MLP porn.
>>22980026
Snorted cocaine from a hookers ass, got a nasty brown surprise.
>>22980160
Has a cum sock that's done three years of service.
>>22980193
See above, but the sock has googly eyes and is called Sarah.
>>22980224
Secretly, is a girl with manly hair. :3
Stop denying your true Identity, dammit!
>>22980949
very beta, might one day shoot up the school and kill normies
>>22981277
low intellect, mother drank heavily during pregnancy.
>>22980940
mexican who's angry trump's gonna throw him out
>>22980224
ugly but still get attention from desperate men
>>22980518
has loads of baggage, prone to cheating, very slutty
>>22980538
trap, trans
>>22980676
fake, been shitposted to death around here.
>>22981297
Lowkey white supremacist.
>>22981277
Is boring as fuck yet can't figure out why he's single
>>22981014
I need moar of your black family member, she cute as fuck
>>22980949
Good personality but shy as fuck and wouldn't dare to come out of his comfortzone if it would kill him
>>22980940
Now you must be a joy to be around.. Why the fuck you think I'd kill my non-excistant dog though? No drugs besides weed and beer either.
>>22979666
literally just a bitch
>>22979673
no personality irl
>>22979695
saw someone say you are insecure about your race when i caught this thread and i agree
>>22979724
masturbates to the point where it interferes with your life
>>22979969
changed entire personality to fit in with your social circle
>>22980011
just shy, you look really unassuming and i cant think of anything that negative
>>22980160
you watch twitch.tv for 40 hours a week
>>22980193
selfish
>>22980224
its a phase
>>22980369
really idk, im trying to do good ones and would rather not force a thought
>>22980418
you shit your pants frequently lol
>>22980518
just b yourself you look completely manufactured
>>22980538
you'd try to ruin someone's life if they broke up with you
>>22980545
alcoholic
>>22980652
you look really, really arrogant
>>22980655
rich parents good upbringing but you turned your back on it
>>22980940
Parece que estás trabajando para El Chapo, obviamente tu ya lo sabÃa. Qué bromas.
>>22980949
You look like you had a rough time at secondary school
>>22981277
No personality
>>22981297
Narcissist
>>22981490
oops pic didnt load
>>22979666
Clingy attention whore.
>>22979673
Has social anxiety.
>>22979695
Afraid to be different.
>>22979724
Self conscious of double chin.
>>22980011
Over emotional by tries and fails to hide it.
>>22980160
Regular simulant user
>>22980193
Hyper aggressive/ macho attitude.
>>22980224
Self conscious causing social anxiety
>>22980369
Irrational fear of rejection.
>>22980418
Alcoholic.
>>22980518
Bipolar (You resemble an ex of mine.)
>>22980538
Afraid of not getting noticed.
>>22980545
Body dysmorphia
>>22980626
Over inflated ego leading to being a tolerable douche.
>>22980652
Pessimistic as all hell.
>>22980655
I can't pin what it is about you down, but I know there is something fucked up.
>>22980753
Consumed by depression but is good at wearing a mask.
>>22980940
Afraid of being perceived as weak.
>>22980949
Somewhat awkward in social settings, maybe overly nice.
>>22981277
Compains about everything without realizing it. Overdramatic.
>>22979969
>>22980026
>>22980676
>>22981297
The four of you nothing came to mind right away so you are "normal"
>>22981297
Fuckin true about the cheating damn
>>22980943
I hate console. I used to play PS3 but since ps4 I won't buy more systems
>>22981627
I think a lot of bipolar people give off a certain vibe where you can see it? Is this true at all?
>>22981662
I only play mortal kombat and bloodhound on my ps4.
Most of this thread has been pretty accurate with roasting me. Like fuggg
>>22981627
Based on your posts of others, I'm going to assume you're a pessimist.
>>22981679
Its almost like an energy radiating off of them, idk its weird.
>>22981726
I'm actually more optimistic than most. My train of thought resembles the ideas of taoism.
>>22981726
Ohh and to add to that, I was following the context of the thread in trying to seek out the negative assumptions.
>>22979666
you popped a zit and in order to cover up the scar, you got a piercing where it used to be
>>22980224
drew carey when he was 12 and scene
>>22980538
your mother drank during pregnancy
>>22980676
ive fucked this girl before so i cant make assumptions
>>22981627
has a tramp stamp that says "Die Cis Scum"
>>22981277
just got done cumming in the hand he is now leaning his head on
assume the worst ;)
>>22981014
had a threesome with the other girl in the picture
>>22981944
You don't have eyeballs
>>22981944
womyn's studies major, narcissistic feminist who secretly enjoys taking loads on the face
>>22980518
your father has been using you sexually since infancy and because of it you enjoy enticing your dog to lick your genitals because it makes you feel comforted
>>22980545
can't find a guy manlier than her (in both looks and personality)
>>22981496
finished eating ass right before this picture and still has the taste in his mouth
>>22981971
and she probably has a hairy boyfriend to compensate her father complex
>>22981297
sucks dick like he's mad at it
>>22980949
hasn't been diagnosed yet
>>22980160
Most likely to shoot up a school.
>>22980940
uses the shotgun as a dildo when he's feeling a little "frisky" Afraid to tell his girlfriend that he is gay because she is 5 months pregnant with their 16th kid
>>22982001
very nerd and radical, dont like non-white people, hates meat and believes in white supremacy.
>>22980655
definitely the product of incest and an avid pursuer of incestuous activity with his two younger sisters, ages 12 and 14
>>22980652
got poked in the eye by a post-modern, non-conformist penis and uses an injection as a cover story
>>22981726
Used to be an emo kid in high or middle school.
>>22981944
Had kids really early and doesn't know who the father is
>>22982001
Was picked on mercilessly in school
civil engineering, not a feminist(i actually believe men should be dominant over women) bu the last part is correct i like a nice load on the face every once and a while.
>>22982011
kek
>>22980626
spends hours doing his eyebrows because his boyfriend is one of those materialistic gays
>>22980418
jerks himself off using only his feet when his parents aren't home
>>22980369
only says he is gay because it is "in" right now to be "oppressed" and homosexual
>>22980160
probably an Elliot Rodger fan and has a crush on her sister
>>22980193
Alfie Allen's autistic twin brother who has a cock ring. One night while having unprotected sex with his girlfriend, the cock ring got stuck in her ass and he pulled and it gave her an anal perforation, not to mention extreme hemorrhaging. In order to avoid a hospital bill, he attempted to nurse her back to health in his parent's basement, but she died of sepsis and he had to bury her body in the backyard next to the dog and cat that both died from the same thing
>>22980160
was masturbating while this picture was being taken
>>22980026
eye fucks people's pets when their owners aren't looking
>>22980011
holding in the biggest shit of his life or sitting on a dildo, i can't tell which
>>22979969
still wets the bed and found that the only remedy is smoking weed before going to sleep
>>22979724
thinks he is cooler than he is. friends actually hate him and only hang out with him to make fun of him once he leaves
>>22979695
jerks off while wearing his mother's clothes
>>22979673
took his cousin to prom
>>22982001
>most likely to shoot up a school
look at the pot calling the kettle black
>>22981726
has yet to pass the fifth grade
>>22982021
you definitely beat your wife
>>22980538
Afraid of leaving house without make up
>>22979969
Thinks about stabbing people
>>22982022
well hello future wife
>>22982022
when was the last one? ;)
>>22982119
this morning
>>22982129
Got any more pics?
>>22982001
Bad Ronald
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0071186/
>>22982138
funny story about this one. i was blowing a guy and my mom knocked so he pulled up his pants and i jumped to the couch. i still had cum in my mouth when my mom took this pic. for her collage
>>22982169
Why dint you swallow??
>>22982190
i did but the load was so big and sticky it coated m y mouth
>>22982022
That's the difference between "I wouldn't date a black guy" and "I don't believe interracial couples should be together". One day, your self confidence issues won't be so bad that you act ignorant to be loved by anons on /soc/.
>>22982199
Haha....I got caught with my cock in my wank sock...
>>22982169
That's hot btw....
>>22981683
u got kik? I'll roast you to your face
>>22982202
i like black guys...
>>22982205
just now? wank sock was my nickname in high school. it was used so much it even made it into our yearbook
>>22982169
so how old are you and where from?
>>22982211
Yea it's edtarded. Roast away I'm cold anyways.
>>22982220
Last weekend....got nothing to fap over!why you get called that??
>>22981986
Oh god I like hairless twink subs
>>22982220
Oh not much of an assumption though, you look like Elliot roger in your pic
>>22982226
19 indiana
>>22982237
Bugger...20 UK...
>>22982169
Wears the same socks 2+ days in a row.
>>22982021
Disappointed in his facial hair because his connecters don't grow thick enough to save his marooned mustache
>>22982001
Parents never taught him to dress appropriately for weather
>>22981726
Has stinky earlobes
>>22981297
Frustrated by his lack of ability to make women swoon over him
>>22982237
Kik?? scottlegend76....
>>22982237
so how do you share additional interesting pics with me?
>>22982295
i dont just give out my nudes sorrt
>>22982232
why do you think...
>>22982391
not here, send it to my mail ;)
>>22982402
We'll my kiks up there somewhere hit me up n we'll chat??desu not a clue!
>>22982293
This is me!!
Such a slow thread....I wanna know why you got called it!?Im sure mines d only kik on here...hit me up...if not then don't...I'm out...
>>22982482
gtfo faggot
>>22982482
your not very bright are you... i was called wank sock because i would hang out in the guys locker room and blow dudes all the time
>>22982495
Are you proud of this
>>22981496
t. Alberto Barbosa
>>22982530
yes and i still do it now in college
>>22982495
how many have you had so far?
>>229825495 i started my freshman year of hs... its a small school so maybe 100 different guys over that 4 years... i just finished my first semester of college and ive blown 40 different guys? i dont really count...
>>22982548
Well, I don't have any bad assumptions to make then, they are not assumptions but fact
>>22982495
For all.I know is you gave a million hjs n used a sock....got caught fuckin yourself with a sock??a billion other things hence asking!
Faggot??typical fucktarded response off a child
no holds barred. be brutal.
>>22982571
I'm going to have to request a time stamp. Story sounds too manufactured.
>>22982571
Why don't you do a glory hole so they don't tell everyone else about you blowing them? No need for unnecessary drama, ya know?
>>22982571
you just enjoy giving head. nothing wrong with that
Haha nice one guys! heres one of me!
This is going to be too good.
>>22982681
creeps on younger females
>>22982647
doesn't shave
>>22982249
suck at playing video games
>>22982169
xXxsupremeheartbreaker420xXx
give me your worst
>>22984053
xXxsmokeweed4everxXx
>>22984066
You are so right my friend
>>22980655
out burying bodies
Give me your worst~~
>>22979666
You flirt with and lead people on when you have no intentions on making good on it. Also nice trips.
>>22979673
You don't always wash your hands after the bathroom.
>>22979695
You've taken money from your mom's purse.
>>22979724
You still use starter cologne.
>>22979969
You have had a dirty sex fantasy about a family member.
>>22980011
Has an STD.
>>22980026
You wipe your boogers on things.
>>22980160
Still a virgin so you white knight all females but talk shit on LOL/WOW
>>22980193
You're a burnout but you won't admit it.
>>22980224
You're a rascist.
>>22985176
cont'd
>>22980369
Can't save money.
>>22980418
You've had the same hairstyle for 10 years.
>>22980518
Say you're bi but only date dudes.
>>22980538
Wears wigs because your hair is shit.
>>22980545
Has hairy nips.
>>22980626
you go to clubs and mooch off of VIP.
>>22980652
wears ugly grandpa loafers
>>22980655
Thinks ICP is music.
>>22980676
You bully your younger siblings.
>>22980940
Gossip of the group
>>22980949
lives with your parents
>>22981277
Closetgay
>>22981297
rude to waiters
>>22981496
Still has overdue library books... years later.
>>22981627
Cares more about vanity than integrity.
>>22981726
Can't grow a full beard. (awesome eyes btw)
>>22981944
Have had sex with your best friend and now your relationship is shit.
>>22985176
>>22985183
cont'd
>>22982001
Drives the speed limit or under.
>>22982021
Didn't pay child support until government froze his bank account.
>>22982169
Nothing, because we have the same shirt and it's cool af.
>>22982249
You sleep with a night light/TV on.
>>22982647
You live with your gf but you post in hookup threads.
>>22982681
Your guilty pleasure is bluegrass.
>>22984033
You wear slides with socks, YOU SHOEBIE!
>>22984053
>>22984077
Can only roll with joint papers. Your blunts are bullshit.
>>22984105
Watches Vampire Diaries.
AMIDOINGITRITE?!
>>22985176
>I don't always wash my hands after going to the bathroom
Damn man I'm a loose cannon
You have a form of anxiety/depression
>>22985176
I was waiting for something like this when I posted a picture with my hair down. Maintaining integrity only allows others to enjoy me more, which in turn allows me to be more vain.
>>22985176
You like Beavis and Butt-Head and you do drugs!
(When can we marry? :P )
