It's that time again.
New Austhread.
Who /StarWars/ here?
I've been monitoring Star Wars related Twitter hashtags today and holy shit there are so fucking many tweets.
>>22979289
I can imagine, it lives up to its hype tho
>>22979289
plz no spoiler
actually even posting that will probably incite someone to spoil it
oh well, this thread is ruined
>>22979361
Why would you ruin an austhread like that?
I haven't seen it either and haven't really gotten any spoilers from Twitter because the feeds move so fast I haven't actually read anything that's been said.
>>22979378
I wont spoil it, other than say it was really, really good, a couple of weird spots but 8/8 would recommend
18/m/bris
Probably going out to see it with mates this weekend for lack of anything else to do.
24/m/4105
20/m/3038
seeing it by myself this weekend
Star Wars is pretty terrible but still used a glow in the dark condom to celebrate it.
>>22979500
Mate who went last night was saying it's basically Episode IV rehashed.
any fat girls in melbourne?
4551 reporting in bored as fuck
24/M/2486 reporting in.
40 m 7320
Bored as fuck.
4207 here, anyone close?
kik/snap me anonymouschap
6164/M/25
Bored as absolute fuck, any bants?
>in my head it's really easy to make a move on this girl
>in real life the stars don't ever seem to align
God damnit. I'm going to promise myself that I'll make the move next time I see her and someone in this thread is going to come and kick me in the balls if I fail, okay?
no fat girls what is this place
Sup austhread. Need a little girl help.
So I worked with this girl, lets call her Allison, like ~6 years ago. Back then she was shy af and I had a different clique of work friends (its a long story but I worked at a clothing store and the three of us there that were guys were literally the centre of the work-friendships scene).
Anyway. She was shy, I was in love with someone else, but we still chatted occasionally online. We went out once to see a movie and it was either an astoundingly awkwqrd first date or it was an astoundingly awkward hang out between two people who definitely jumped into 1 on 1 hang outs too fast.
Fast forward years later and I would like to see her. Getting sething rantic going would be nice but to be honest being friends would be fine too.
The trouble I'm having is getting that off the ground. Except for wishing each other happy birthday we have minimal contact and we don't exactly have any "old times" that I can use as an excuse to start a conversation with.
Tl;dr how to start conversation with girl and not come off as incredibly creepy.
She is hot af too and the number of guys who throw themselves at her feet every time she posts a photo is pathetic. Need to avoid coming off like one of them...
>>22980431
there is you're just not looking in the right places
try kfc
>>22980437
>Getting sething rantic goin
* getting something romantic going
4116/m/21
bitter as fuck right now cause i'm slowly realising how much of an idiot i was when i was younger.
>>22980476
Don't worry anon. You get used to the bitterness.
30 m 4309 here for Christmas family who har
Might go to Orion lagoon and sceeze on milfs protecting their kinders from drowning
21/m/2261
f 3660 please help me
>>22980476
>21
>bitter
kek
>webm related
>>22982207
You might have to state a problem to get help.
Bumping for patriotic reasons.
>>22982207
>3660
sorry we can't help that place
>>22984513
yeah man good shit
22/m/bisexual 2306
Anyone wanna meet up or anything?
>>22984563
Kik is lemanski3 if anyone is interested
Any Sydney girls wanna fuk?
Email me [email protected]
23/m from Canberra here, how is everyone going that hot ass afternoon?
19 / M / Melbourne
Fuck the heat
Melbourne, fuckin love this heat
24m / newcastle
>>22979361
>>22979378
>>22979346
but the new sw is shit lol
heading to 4305 riverlink for more reduced to clear grocery goodness
Who's out and about in Sydney tonight? Gearing up to neck vodka and roam the cbd with my earphones in.
>>22985517
you female?
click if you think you can hack the banter aus m8s
https://discord.gg/0Xc4Gfg3ZvIXwz7r
>>22985546
I am not.
>>22979361
>>22979378
>>22979500
Luke and Vader reunite and die together.
3930 seeking decent fem or like minded people. had a chance to pick a moderately attractive young chick tonight, woulda been guaranteed too. What a shame!
Where all the Sydney people at??
21/M/2111
>>22985766
>Syd
2122 m 27
sup?
20/f
Going to be in Sydney from the 24th to the 3rd, never been before and will probably need someone to hang with and drink with :/
24/m/3101
Saw Star Wars Wednesday night. Not bad - felt like a massive rehash of Episode 4 though.
Overall nothing too special. A fun movie but...eh.
>>22979289
i know this is for star wars, but im not doing christmas (cause i cant go home-home for senpaitachi) so looking for a girl to chill with for either/or in Adelaide
23/m/5043
>>22985766
>>22985931
>>22986162
My Sydney fellas
21/m/2093
What is going on?
Where abouts in Sydney are you staying?
25/m/perth
anyone around?
2110 lurking the austhreads as usual.
>>22985766
>>22985931
>>22986420
'Sup
anyone cenny coast? 2250-2262?
>stood up by a girl and its not even midday
I'll admit that I expected this to happen because she texted me at 1 in the morning to confirm she still wanted to go out. It just means I have no excuse not to go visit with family now.
18/ F brisbane
Looking to exchange nudes
Snapchat: deatheater452
>>22988988
Are you hot?
>>22988988
I think so
You'll have to find out
>>22989029
>>22989039
That was for you lol
>>22989039
Oh I don't have kik, it was more of a general interest question that someone who was going to add you might want to know.
>age of consent is 16
>youngest girl I ever banged was 20
>I'm never going to meet anyone under 22 again
Who else /missedchance/ here
>>22989258
Right here.
>be ~18
>drowning in bitches for no apparent reason
>never took the chance to fuck the 15 year old who was in love with me
I mean, we tried, but it turned out when we were sober even regular old kissing was really, really awkward.
>>22989275
Wait, you're currently 18? M8 that ain't missed chance your chance is still going
>>22989366
No no, back when I was 18. 24 now.
I had a good few years between 17-19 but even still the youngest girl I've ever slept with was 21 at the time.
>>22989411
Ah, iktf, I'm 25
Really wish I'd said "fuck uni" when I was 17/18, especially since I ended up doing something completely different so my first two years of uni didn't matter at all
Shit if I could reset my life I'd do things differently for sure
>>22989427
Still though, I got to sleep with a qt friend of my onee-sama. To be fair I knew the girl before my sister did.
>>22979289
What's your twitter name OP? Mine is @dniprodzersk
these threads really seem to die fast, aussies suck
>>22990221
say it to my face cunt 4305
>>22990580
>4305
yeeaaaa, im not travelling to QLD
>>22986420
I think the place I'm staying at is almost at the centre of the city
Any partays cracking in Perth tonight?
26/m/4006
Bracing myself for all the drunk cunts outside my apartment in a few hours. How's everyone doing this fine Saturday?
>>22991424
i live right down the road from a pub so i'm expecting the same thing
24/m/4557
thinking about going for a drive somewhere... anywhere
24 M pan here, VIC 3131. I wish more kinky girls, muscular tops and twink bottoms lived near me.
>>22991564
I live smack bang in the middle of club central here, every weekend is like going on safari.
18 yr old gay boy from 3125
lonely & bored
kik: sharonhorste
>>22991821
ah shit that's fucked. i fucking hate the clubs in brissy desu so many fuckwits
20/m/4152
Someone needs to come and hug me NOW.
>>22992067
>Southside
Mate I'd be worried about catching something
Any guys in 2170 wanna fuck? Male
>>22991639
24/m/4556, sup nigs
>>22992077
I only just moved here so its fine.
>>22991780
>>22991862
I'm not too far from either of you. 3101 here.
>>22992118
Do you have kik?
23 m 4212
kik: asm9992
its saturday night/sunday morning and im alone on the computer. where did i go wrong?
>>22986420
>>22988518
wanking alone, again.
>>22992085
liverpool? damn.
>>22992239
Are you at least naked?
22 m 2800
kik:TDoHF
Kink/fetish is chubby/large/fat/insert appropriate adjective here women.
Up for anything from simple chatting to meeting up for a session.
Fkn scorcher in Sydney today mate.
Kik: daddydellz
4305, seeing star wars then going to the hospital.Because priorities.
>>22994599
hey I'm seeing it today too!
good luck at the hospital
Nearly saw Star Wars twice yesterday. Both times we sort of missed out by happenstance.
>>22994748
Watched it last night
It was a bit too rushed imo
Can't believe [REDACTED] dies
2300 here, browsing craigslist for a handy cause herald classifieds are down. its shite
I've moved on from hot to just bored, why is there nothing to do?
>>22979361
han solo dies
>>22996285
It's what happens to old folks.
>>22992118
Yeah I'm close too, 3109
4610 here. Gonna see it at some point.
>Bored
>26, fat, curious about cocks
any other guys wanna see what happens? don't care if your old and/or also fat
>Fire near the Newcastle airport so all I can smell is smoke.
>No air conditioning, just one shitty fan.
>Can't stand cold showers, even in extreme heat.
>So hot I can't even play video games.
Today is not a fun day.
>>22996950
go somewhere airconditioned? shops/movie?
>>22996971
>Going outside.
Fuck that. The shops are 20 minutes away and I don't have a car.
I'm sticking with laying in front of the fan in boxers.
I stuck 3 empty cordial bottles filled with water in the freezer a while ago. Once I pull the first one out and I can begin a chain of replacing the bottle in my room as soon as they stop being cold with a fresh, icey one, I'm going to be golden.
>>22996989
Sounds like a plan, though I'd personally skip the boxers.
I remember when the aus thread was active everyday, in fact, all the threads. What's happened to you /soc/?
Anywhere to find fat girls around Melbourne?
>>22997487
KFC. Maccas I would guess
>>22997487
Probably depends on how fat a person you want to find. And for what purpose.
Is there anyone in Melbourne who smokes a pipe that could show me what I'm doing wrong? I can't get it to light. I've read loads of different forums and watched youtube tutorials, but as soon as the match goes out, that's it. Nothing.
I don't know any smokers and I need someone to show me in person what the hell to do.
>>22979361
Theres cuddles and anal incest (but thankfully that old slut that played Leia isn't involved)
22/m/Perth
Living with a fellow /soc/anon, raising 2 birds a shit. I didn't ask for this, but I'd rather be a suffering good owner than leave these faggot slut with bad owners. Gonna bump with bird pics cause fallout 4 does not hold my attention at all.
>>22998406
T-Bird
Officially named 'Tyransaurus Ding' but also (in my mind) John Travolta's character in Grease.
Flies, poops, upsets guests generally.
>>22998420
Skittles
Quiet and calm, Skittles is happy to sit on a humie shoulder all day. He's the bossy one so his lack of wings mean T-Bird has more freedom than is expected from a caged bird.
>>22982207
m 3564 you lost?
bumping for central coast.
>>22994748
Fuckin' saw it finally.
21, Male, straight, in/around Brisbane
Kik: Xavi3r_book
keen to talk to anyone, especially if they like to swap nudes
Bumping to help this thread make it through the Monday post-doldrums.
24/m/bris
Liking the weather. Just wish I could get a decent tan ;_;
Is that brisanon who posts about going to chemo around? I'll buy you a beer if you want to hang out before Chrissy?
>>22992246
Yeah liverpool
24/m/4105
Got completely fucking trashed at the work christmas party and was a mess in front in front of everybody. tfw only started 2 weeks ago. Gonna drink myself stupid if anybody nearby wants to join in.
>>23002920
I would, but I"m fucking broke right now
Anybody near 3130 wanna hook up tomorrow afternoon? 24 M pan here, my kik is fernpad.
>>23003086
Got jack and and a ridiculous amount of benzos
>>23003086
It'l be fun. its a nice aparntment and you welcome as fuck
19m - melbs
3218/m
Any ladies about?
>>23003508
Yeah but I'm in sydney
What's cooking?
>>23003585
>Sydney
Whereabouts in Sydney are you?
>>22999279
I'm 2256 but central coast sucks ass.
27/m/2166
Sup niggas
>>23003664
down near good ol two woy?
No one from darwin is ever even on this shitty website
>>23003883
too busy hiding from the crocs, obviously /s
Anyone in the Central West ever frequent this thing? Yes/no/maybe?
>>22986162
Anyone? I don't want to be completely alone in a state I've never been to before
>>23004382
I live in Sydney. Probably can't help but might be able to!
Kik is sushiandshit
>>23004382
Your options are these people:
>>22985766
>>22985931
>>22986420
>>22988518
>tfw so hard to find old dude to take my anal virginity
>>23006326
Define old
>>23006751
Like 40+
>>23004382
what's your kik?
Sup austhread.
Why does it feel like the weekend already?
>>23007066
Because it's christmas time
>>23007074
>>23007066
I'm stuck at work. It feels like a Friday, though - last work day for the year.
>>23006755
Im guessing you are male
>>23007105
If he was a chick do you think he'd be having any trouble at all?
>>23007089
>tfw virtual neet
feels good man (except I dont have money)
Any brisfriends got ideas for fairly casual weeknight date ideas?
Free in coburg right now and will give random gift object to who ever comes and sucks my willy.
>>23007224
Money is nice. Home now, yay.
Doing a poo t b h
HELP ME
THERE ARE TWO HUNTSMAN SPIDERS IN MY HOUSE
I WAS FINE WITH JUST ONE
NOW THERE ARE TWO
GET ME OUT OF THIS GODFORSAKEN COUNTRY
>>23008578
burn the house down its your only option its their house now.
any sydney girls wanna chat/date?
>>23008582
its a rental house, we would be in deep shit
I scolded the first spider for letting this happen
I hope they fight to the death
>>23008592
just get a broom and make em climb up it throw the fuckers outside
>>23008605
We lost the second one, it's hiding somewhere
>>23008611
inb4 drops on you whilst you sleep
>>23008626
Do you even know how spiders work
>>23008584
yeah but not with you
m/25/sydney
whats happening cunts
Any tc nowadays?
Any gold coasters about?
anyone bris hook me up with weed
also dont be a cop
23/F/4503
Fuck working retail around christmas. Can't wait to get out next year. Can't even have a proper drink on christmas day because of fucking boxing day sales. Also been rostered on for new years day. And I work pretty much every saturday/sunday. Wouldn't complain if I got paid penalties.
>tfw never able to get drunk with mates
>tfw don't really have any mates up here in Brisbane anyway
>>23009182
worked at dan murphys through uni
one year got rostered on christmas eve, boxing day, new years eve, new years day
absolute horseshit, nothing worse than cleaning up a rum spill when you are hung over
