/shg/ thread
FEMALES ONLY no mtfs or traps
>>NO CONTACTFAGGING<<
Old thread: >>22907740
gurls come on anons are stalking
>>22970744
>repost
shima was one of the biggest contactfags out there, mate.
just popped a huge boil on my thigh
>>22970775
go away your hate is not welcome here
>>22970775
>now we have the shima impersonator
everyone knows shima died 2 years ago
my hair is at such a weird length right now, i'm getting impatient waiting for it to reach that length the girl in the header picture has
also i am thinking its about time i cut the hair in the lower back of my head shorter :o
aaaand
I DIDNT FORGET YOU ANON HAPPY BIRTHDAY AND I HOPE YOU ARE HAVING A WONDERFUL TIME OVER THERE <3
>>22971306
Oh my god... I need more of you
>>22971306
There is something mysterious about that expression.
Just wrapped gifts, pretty happy with how they all turned out.
>>22971306
You're so cute, I love that color. Is it natural or dyed?
>>22971306
holy shit, you're beautiful
please post more
>>22971340
Awesome! I still have to wrap mine... Oops
>>22971416
Go forth and wrap them anon
>>22971422
Oh nice! Ha I gotta wait until the weekend. Do anything else fun today?
>>22971430
Went and had lunch and got called into work on Thursday at 8, 3 hours before we open. Got an order for 50 extra large 16" pizzas to make, and I'll assist with delivery as well.
My next day off will be Christmas, but oh well, more money for me. Gonna head off to work soon.
Anything you did today?
>>22971449
Holy shit that's a lot of pizza... I've been at work all day so nothing really exciting happened
>>22971472
Estimated about $1,500 in pizzas, great for business
>>22971314
ahh <3 thank you
and to think i was feeling really ugly today :o
>>22971322
haha it is the result of being simultaneously happy and sad i think
>>22971347
thank youu <3 you are adorable yourself. And i saw your whole mix of pictures in the progress thread the other day and was amazed, you can pull off any look!
and my hair is currently all natural, both the color and the length haha. i havn't even trimmed it yet since shaving it
>>22971364
awe anon you are too kind, thank you <3
>>22971480
Damn that's awesome.kinda makes me crave pizza...
>>22971495
Man you should never feel ugly. You're absolutely gorgeous
>>22971306
when will it be mine turn for a mew happy birthday?
>>22971495
Aw :c
I just can't look at you and not wish you to be well. You are so cute and looking at you brings peace.
>>22971495
I'm jelly, your hair is gorgeous!
>>22971510
I love pizza, almost as much as I like fast food
>>22971567
Oh god fast food... Wendy's is my weakness
>>22971594
I love Sonic drive in, I'm there right now
>>22971597
Sonic is great. Burgers are great.
>>22971510
thank you!! i wish i had the self-confidence level you seem to think i should have, haha .
>>22971513
welllll when is your birthday? :)
>>22971519
awe <3 its ok anon. Even the sad parts, i know they are not forever
>>22971631
I love their onion rings
>>22971567
thank you!! <3
>>22971633
no far from today. by that time i dont think youll be posting in this thread
>>22971738
too far*
>>22971745
awe, you never know though. how far from is too far?
>>22971818
6 months from tomorrow
>>22971895
oh :o well i might still be here! i don't know why i wouldn't be. Just remind me a few weeks before your birthday and thats all :)
>>22971633
Could we maybe see a body pic?
>>22971306
HOLY SHIT SHE DID IT! FUCK YEA
thanks mew, best birthday ever <333
Why do people have to pretend to be me lmao so sad ;____;7
hihi :3
>>22972048
Wow, your lips look so amazing...
>>22972071
I didn't post that image anywhere because I thought my lips came out funny haha thank you! It was for a Sephora job interview pbth
These were my lips today :3
>>22972093
Oh man... Still amazing. How I'd love to kiss them.
>>22972112
>>22972093
Now I'm just layin bein sleepy ;____;
>>22972048
it's clear that you're not the real shima
>>22972115
Damn and you're still gorgeous. Come sleep with me :P (I kid)
>>22972048
>>22972093
>>22972115
>impersonating dead people
you've reached a new low, anon
>>22972130
Deysu
Do you get my joke huh huh huh
>>22972162
No
Could you explain it, I love jokes (:
>>22972197
Just weeby stuff ;____; RIP
>>22972048
Cuuute
>>22972203
sorry not a weeb 2bhfam
>>22972232
>>22972197
It's a Evangelion Rebuild yoke.
I found that one girl on tinder
>>22972093
hey do you mind saying what color/brand that lip stuff is? it's super cute
also you're really pretty! :)
>>22972472
Are you on the shore?
Help and get her back to the water
My hair is on the limit. Farewell shg, twas nice knowing you
>>22972472
gonna hit it tbqh?
>>22972543
kawaii
>>22972543
we'll remember you in our hearts
>>22972590
:3 saem
>>22971306
Btw I love this picture of you, it seems like a natural you
>>22972162
i did, im hope they finish soon
More of the shoulder length Ed black haired qt please! I think I saw her in the innocent thread.
>>22972115
>>22972162
those are cute jammies. how are you?
>>22972543
>>22972590
>Farewell shg
nooo, don't go. will you go short again or grow it out olli?
>>22971647
No problem!
Finally off work
I have an exceedingly difficult time believing Shima is a real person. Like, nothing against her or anything, I'm sure she's a nice woman, but everything about her just seems so manufactured.
>>22971306
Them eyes though...
>>22972162
<3real_shima<3
>>22974503
You have a loose definition of short, but I'm not going to complain.
I miss kira
>>22970757
not me
>>22974324
catch me on tinychat and youll find out im a goober :3
>>22975218
>goofy goober
i wish for there to be more pictures in here
>>22974324
I'm glad I'm not the only one who thinks she's a reptilian
I wonder what her true form looks like
>>22975255
Very much that :3
>>22975436
My true form is a sleepy blanket monster
bump....
pathetic bump
>>22972543
Your hair is fine, it is still short! Go ahead and keep posting~
My dog is asleep, she's snoring softly. It's so cute
>>22976486
almost qt as you
>>22976544
Aww thanks!
>>22976486
What a cute dog and what beautiful eyes by the way
>>22976556
there is so much cuddle in this picture
>>22976640
Aww thank you!
>>22976641
Not gonna wanna go to work at this rate
>>22976744
please don't I'd much rather you stay here so we can all admire your qt face and awesome body
>>22976772
Thanks, but sadly, they need me at work tonight
>>22972038
awe you're welcome love <3
>>22972639
thank youu :) i did have a teeny bit of eyeliner on but still mostly natural!
>>22974413
<3
hey friends.
Not sure if I'm sticking around tonight but I thought I'd drop in and see how everyone is doing.
>>22976913
hi kira
>>22976922
Hey!
Been doin some art lately. This is a work in progress
>>22976913
>>22976929
KIRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
Where have you been, I thought you abandoned /shg/ all together. Also your wall looks fucking awesome
>>22976929
pretty neat
I became deysu today
>>22976913
>>22976929
Looks like the superior thread summoned Kira!
>>22976960
You and I are Skype friends. We should chat, meet up and have sex.
>>22976972
no
>>22976960
is that make up or did you get punched in the face
>>22976982
Okay.
>>22976984
My cat beat me up and punched me with her paw
>>22976994
Forgot photo oops o:
it's been a long 3 months~
>>22977012
>>22976960
Your skin is killing me like ugh so pretty ;_;
>>22977012
d'awwwww - i'm just realizing now that you could pull off perfect furiosa cosplay
>>22976946
work has been giving me waaaay too many hours and I just haven't had the time to stop by.
>>22977021
You are the most awesome.
>>22977025
Long time no see.
>>22977021
I use like 4 different skincare products nowadays i hope my skin is nice thank you darling! You are too cute!
>>22977023
I have done Furiosa, pic related. :3
>>22977021
>tfw my favourite waifu is back
god fucking bless
>>22977037
Please go modeling.
>>22977044
I'm too short (5'3") RIP ;___;7
>>22977021
always nice to see you show up, how's the workouts / body going
>>22977025
I hate your work for depriving us of you and the warmth you give muh heart
>>22977037
hhhhrrrrrrnnnnnnngggggggggggggggg
>>22977030
And you are too nice :'D
>>22977037
Well it is definitely smooth and lovely! I actually ordered the philosophy microscrub you recommended and I am loving it so far! Winter is here now so I have to step up up my moisturizing game ._.
>>22977052
But propoooortions
>>22977059
Please dont do this to my heart.
>>22977059
Oh yeah forgot to mention that was my Halloween costume, since I wasn't on /soc/ during it.
>>22977059
That's a nice costume, really brings out your eyes :^)
>>22977059
I forgot how awesome your hips were. H-how did that bruise get on your thigh
>>22977071
>>22977094
How do you manage to be so nice/sexy/hot/cute/pretty/gorgeous everything at once??
My hairs slowly growing back out. I hacked it off. Bah
>>22977321
qt!
>>22977321
wow u are adorable!!! please tell me your on the west coast!
>>22977364
East coast actually. :c I would love to move out west.
high on pcp and wondering if i should cut my hair?? i have the scissers i use to cut my babies hair
>>22977463
more pictures please
also where the hell did everyone else go
>>22977431
>>22977463
NO contactfaging
>>22977498
my bad, my bad,please forgive
>>22977059
Holy shit pls be my waifu
>>22977417
>>22977498
40 year olds use soc? O_o
>>22977494
Hulloooo
>>22977549
OMG you have a tuxedo cat!!
>>22977549
damn that smile really brightens up the room, and lol at that cat its real right
>>22977549
so cute - you happen to have any body pictures?
>>22977656
Best I got. Rest are. Nsfw
>>22977663
>Rest are. Nsfw
g-good thing this isn't a sfw board, a-am i rite
. >>22977672
I'll be polite
>>22977682
wat a qt booty to match that qt face! I also love how pale you are too
>>22977682
you can timestamp then post some nudes. this board isn't for dumping.
>>22977698
If someone really wants me to I sure can. I'm just rather absorbed into these blunts I rolled and starwars that I'm binge watching.
>>22977705
I'm pretty high atm and I really don't care about the timestamp right now, wish I was hitting that blunt tho
>>22977719
There's 5 more. Make your way to new york and join!!
>>22977726
hot damn five more, maybe that'll give me enough to time to beam over from solcal, which star graws are you on?
>>22977705
I'm down.
What episode are you on? My friend an I started this morning and are on the last one right now lol
m-more butts plz neone
>>22977760
>>22977750
I'm on episode 1. I just started tonight. [I'm going episode order.
Its not a problem. I promise
>>22977771
Good luck getting though the prequels, I had a tough time with them this time around.
That's a nice tattoo, only star wars one you have?
>>22977799
Hahahaha I've done it before. And starwars yes. Fornow
>>22977771
hey thats actually pretty sick, I need to start on that, gonna have to get real high for the phantom menace, cause they did not age well
>>22977037
shima has reveled her true form as a member of the reptilian elite
>>22977059
>>22977059
Someone posted your pic here >>22977951
>>22977946
This is my true form.
Sleeping. :3c
>>22978163
That's a fat kitty
>>22978163
Do you always sleep on the floor? :^|
>>22978163
where's the bed?
>>22978172
Not my cat its Ler's and he is not fat he is husky
>>22978212
>>22978217
Also not my place but yeah I have spine issues so the floor feels better to me
Also I can get comfortable and sleep pretty much anywhere :3
>>22977964
it was prob maxim
>>22978172
dont call him fat
>>22978172
U
U
U
U
Hey mew, where subtly come up with that name? And what is as your real name, ell or something, I get it if you don't want to answer
>>22978248
Where did* damn phone
>>22978248
Her parents met at the first legendary event so named their first child after the pokemon: mew
>>22978226
I just hope nobody has to open that door
What's the thing to the right or your pillow?
>>22978299
I think it was a guitar pedal and thats a closet door so no :3
>>22978319
shima i'm bored, i want to see you naked
>>22976913
you look a wee bit crazy desu, kira. lol
>>22977663
well, fuck me. that's one gorgeous smile.
>>22978163
>>22978226
>Also I can get comfortable and sleep pretty much anywhere :3
i am so fucking jealous. my sleepinghabbits are downright shit. i wish i could just slep for 8 hours straight.
>>22977549
...That cat looks like its going to kill you some night
>>22979094
those lips tho
>>22979094
h-hello qt
>>22979106
danke danke
>>22979124
kek
>>22979094
Cute. More please!
>>22979517
gaaaah I love your eyes and your lips, moar moar I need moar
My hair is getting really awkward now. The bad growout has begun.
>>22979630
>The bad growout has begun.
I don't know if your a reg here or what your story is, you look good with short hair and I'm not usually a fan of it but it seems to suit you well. I think it's your eyes, I'm a sucker for eyes, I can't get past them, all I can see is your eyes and the cat
P.S. that cat seems to hate it, and I would steal that cat in a heartbeat, he/she seems like they would be awesome in my life
>>22979630
Wowowow. So incredibly cute.
>>22979674
Nah, this cat loves me. He's a sucker for cuddles and walking between my legs. He also thinks he's a parrot.
I used to be a regular. Now I'm an every once in a while...er.
>>22979751
Thank you!!
>>22980058
You should come back more often. You are very cute.
>>22979630
>>22980058
That is the fucking cutest kitty oh my god.
Enough face pics, post more cat.
>>22978248
hahaha i think it is because at some point i used to delete my posts a lot soon after posting them, so i'd be jn threads for a bit then be disappeared, andd that combined with a pokemon conversation one day and possibly my pink dress and anons wanting something to call me, got me named mew. and i honestly don't remember if i had suggested it or if an anon suggested it, but either way it stuck.
and my name is Éloise but i don't like to use it because it's french and it sounds ugly in english if we go by realnames i prefer to just be called Ell or Ellie instead.
>>22979630
>>22980058
daaaaaaw so cute
>My hair is getting really awkward now
kinda like a beatles look
>>22980557
>named from pokemon like I secretly hoped
can we get married already? and I like the name Eloise, then again I have a soft spot for french girls :P
>>22980557
Why would that sound ugly in english?
>>22980557
Do a vocaroo of you saying your name.
>>22980913
seconded.
>>22977964
Definitely was not me, I would never post in one of those threads.
>>22981167
But you should post more here :c
how tall are you?
>>22981179
I try, I just have a busy schedule so I usually can in the morning or night! And I am 5'6!
>>22981190
:D
Thats okay, most people around are busy. specially nowadays.
>>22980557
Also, what are the jn threads?
>>22971340
skallagrims wife detected
>>22980864
>québécois
>real french
>>22982186
French enough, and her accent is cute as hell
>>22979094
You look a bit like lauren mayberry. Very cute.
>>22982162
>mfw that guy used to live in my city and I found his wifes fetlife.
Hey guys!
>>22983051
I love u
>>22983051
Hey human
>>22980864
awwee haha you are very sweet <3
>>22980880
i don't know, its just i find it sounds different in a way i dont like with english enunciation
>>22980913
>>22980939
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0M1Vnn8fXQD
>>22981672
it was meant to say in not jn.
& always the shg threads :) i was very shy about posting in the beginning though
>>22983108
How is everyone's day? I am studying for my last exam Thats on Monday, a tad stressed out.
>>22981190
Is that your son?
>>22983164
Bored, blah. waiting to head to work.
Im sure you'll do fine. Just do a stress releaver
>>22983174
Nope my nephew!
>>22983119
Oh I remember, you would delete almost everything. Didn't you have YOUR birthday over the summer? And my id keeps changing for some reason
that's me
>>22983108
>>22983362
Wait no it's not
>>22983119
swoon
what a qt accent
Can't wait to go to my first pub crawl this weekend! My best friend is home from school so we are going together~
>>22983362
What's you? Bored and blah?
>>22976819
Still alive human?
>>22983362
yess i did, i turned 22 this year in september :)
>>22983383
thankyouu haha i am glad it doesnt sound stupid
>>22983183
In the bath now thanks for the idea :)
>>22983398
yaaay you're back, how's it going?
>>22983447
make sure you don't cram the night before btw, focus on getting enough sleep and I'm sure you will do fine
>>22983398
Watch your drinks dont let boys come near them.
>>22983398
I think your hair is too long for this thread
sorry friend :^(
>>22983164
Solid, better with you here.
Can we get no (or minimal) makeup and zoomed out a bit?
>>22983447
PLEASE TAKE MORE BATH PICTURES, THE LEWDER THE BETTER - I'VE BEEN SO CURIOUS ABOUT DAT BODY SINCE YOU'VE STARTED POSTING.
that is all
>>22983398
I'm very jealous of your qt doggie
>>22983493
>FEMALES ONLY
>>22983471
that's from September, my most recent is >>22977059
My hair grows over an inch a month so I am constantly getting it cut -_-
>>22983525
Jelly femanon detected
>>22983538
nah im p sure its maxim since hes shooped this girl b4
>>22983538
Just ignore the troll, let's keep this thread nice!
>>22983517
He has an under bite haha so he always looks confused
>>22983555
but an under bite is what makes him look qt
also ur body is coming along amazingly great job on the progress
>>22983585
Thanks! Yeah last Halloween I was 15 lbs heavier in that Nurse costume! But I have been gyming hard for the past few months!
>>22983592
Yeah! Keep it up! We're all gonna make it! I lost another 8 pounds over the last month. I'm going to have lost 80 pounds and be at my goal weight and bf% by March.
>>22983592
from the couple of newer pics i've seen it shows anon
>tfw when that gif probably isn't too off from how you look when you actually run
>>22983462
Thanks hun, I always try not to cram and end up killing myself the night before... I'm starting studying tomorrow morning tho and its on Monday ahaha
>>22983495
Yea there's another one above but, I'm nitnin the condition to be too zoomed out ATM ahaha getting ready for bed soo
>>22983517
Sorry hun already out of the bath. And you guys know I'm not really about that life this is as "out there" as I get ...
>>22983429
I didn't actually notice Your accent until you mentioned it in the tinychat group
>>22983636
Yes! Congrats! It's a lot of work but in the end it feels good~
>>22983638
I wear compression bras now haha so it isn't that extreme! I went down a cup size but I didn't mind because it's easier on my back.
>>22983654
requesting gif of you running :^)
>>22983642
I always feel bad because I almost never study and still do well on exams so maybe me giving cram advice isn't the best haha.
Regardless I wish you luck and don't stress too hard about it.
>>22983384
>>22983668
omg how old?
>>22983676
12 weeks or so
>>22983642
Another day, another time. Let's just get married so we don't have to worry about zoom and get to know each other better later.
>>22983642
>Sorry hun already out of the bath. And you guys know I'm not really about that life this is as "out there" as I get ...
I know its torture because from everything I've seen so far you have an awesome body - plus your skin is amazing
>dat qt birthmark :3
>>22983654
that sports bra must be made of PURE UNADULTERATED STEEL
>>22983665
I was just running at the gym today actually haha, but I have no idea how to do gifs with a phone.
>>22983677
Soooo little, when did you get him?
>>22983687
He's already a bit bigger. Petco.
>>22983667
Ahahaha either way I appreciate it, thanks a lot.
>>22983680
Ahahahahaha youre adorable
>>22983681
Thanks for the skin comment, I've always struggled with it and Its great to hear.
And I freaking love my birthmark thanks for noticing lol. (Its cropped out of the PIC below)
So what was everyone up to today? I ate a lot of food and Thats about it lol.
>>22983714
Can I see your belly?
>>22983701
That's where I adopted one of mine! And yes the first 6 months they grow like weeds!
>>22983714
No, you and those ocean blue eyes are adorable.
>>22983687
>but I have no idea how to do gifs with a phone.
I assume their's some way to just convert a video to a gif or something
but if it's too difficult than whatever desu
>>22983738
huh? I thought her eyes are brown
>>22983714
imo your skin just like ice cream! I got a good chunk of christmas shopping done today, feels good man
>>22983741
Huh well I will try that next time I am at the gym haha, but I am sure I look funny running since I go fast.
>>22983681
I got it from VS! It has really nice cushioned thick shoulder straps which are like omg ~_~
>>22983749
They're kind of a earthy green/blue. Like the ocean when you're way out in the middle of no where late at night.
Check it...
>>22983051
>>22983724
Love how annoyed he looks! Yeah I have gotten one from there before but he lives with my parents.
I have a feeling he is going to be big!
>>22983649
<3 let's do another tinychat soon! like maybe tomorrow? :)
>>22983763
>I got it from VS! It has really nice cushioned thick shoulder straps which are like omg ~_~
it almost sounds like you're getting a shoulder massage when you're running - it kind of makes me wish I had giant boobs like you
>>22983763
>Huh well I will try that next time I am at the gym haha
webm might be a better option now that I think of it :^^) pls don't think I'm creepy for wanting to see you run
>>22983769
omg he's so precious, this is making me want to get another one but I already have two Dx
>>22983821
A massage oh man I haven't had a real one in over 2 years, my muscles are probably so knotted haha!
>>22983837
I know this feel, anon p-plz lets exchange massages
>>22983837
This little guy is enough for me for a good amount of years.
>>22983642
Oh you tease. :'(
all these cats and qts i dont know how much more my heart can handle
I hate when everyone randomly disappears from these threads ;___________;
>>22984122
Posting was down, breh, keep http://blog.4chan.org/ on your bookmarks, kid.
