I came out to my parents today. My mom was accepting, but my dad told me I had 1 hour to pack my stuff and leave. He said if he saw me past that, he'd shove his shotgun up my ass and pull the trigger. I told him I'd had bigger up there before, which pissed him off. Now I'm living in my grandmother's basement, hiding from my dad.
>>22964805
Not true get out
Your dad's a bitch. Fuck it who cares
Didn't this faggot have a meltdown and leave soc?
>>22964805
pics of you in basement or it's a lie
I love parody David. Don't know why, but I get a kick out of his stories.
The real craterface had a hissyfit and left soc over people insulting his shitty receding hairline. This guy is making parody threads at his expense.
>>22965064
That and pretending to be dating a model.
ah-ha more parody plz
>>22964805
These threads are the best thing happening on /soc/ lately desu
>>22965124
Agreed. I'm curious where the story will go from here.
also i dont believe hell stop posting here. im sure he was doing it all for the drama/attention.
>>22965166
I've suspected that he's parody David as well, because the first few parodies had a "retaliation" thread from him after only a few posts and somehow got "modded" within a few minutes. Now, I think we all know soc mods don't work nearly that fast (if at all). This might all be leading to some "comeback"
>>22965187
makes sense. this story made me laugh pretty hard. not for a dislike of david it was genuinely humourous.
hoping for the comeback
>>22965206
Lol, yeah. Pretty ugly dude, but you gotta admire his spirit and dedication to making soc think girls want him and his life is awesome. I think he'll be back soon. The guy practically lived on these boards. He probably is the parody guy trying to get that much needed attention.
>>22965254
hes not that ugly. most of the people in soc arent that good looking. i feel like he fits right in. people bash him more for his overly cocky personality than his looks. even though they use his looks as the basis of the bashing.
>>22965064
>insulting receding hairline
Sounds like people are jelly of someone else having more testosterone than them.
>>22965303
Acne out the ass, buggy eyes, flappy ears, shit hairline. He also kinda looks like Gollum. I'd say from what I've seen of rate threads he's easily in the bottom half of soc.
>>22965325
>implying rate threads mean anything
the rate threads are garbage. people rate friends and frequent posters high when they def dont deserve it. anybody who posts more accurate ratings either gets ignored or shitposted.
those threads are a joke and i wouldnt take their ratings anywhere near realistic.
>>22965308
What nonsense is this? You realize that's an urban myth, right? Show one legitimate medical journal article linking the two
>>22965308
>>22965399
also yea this is total nonsense hair loss is a specific gene passed down. testosterone may play some role in facilitating it but its not a main cause by any means.
>>22965395
Not the rates themselves, I know that's a circlejerk. Don't think I've ever seen craterface post in one. I mean the faces. Most of the people I've seen look better than him. Really the only thing he's got going for him is his jawline. It doesn't cancel out his otherwise creepy face though.
>>22965420
oh ok i get you. yea im just looking foward to a response thread. or him defending himself here
Craterface parody threads are the absolute best thing on soc right now. Almost makes up for the overload of dicks.
>>22966388
i know op should continue the story as an update or something would be funny
>>22964805
If you live near Virginia Beach and have a job, in thinking about getting an apartment. Also, I'm probably a better shot than your dad.
>>22967484
He's said he's from Midwest, IIRC
bumping for an update
also does anyone know the thread he flipped out in?
>>22968123
Was another David parody thread. Think it was the "How do you tell your parents you're gay? Asking for a friend" thread. Someone got a screencap and I saved the picture
>>22968263
oh how i do hope he comes back. to think when he first started posting i couldnt stand him. and as time went on he slowly became one of the funnier personalities on here. and now he may be gone forever.
hes posted contact before someone message him and tell him to comeback
>>22968288
I find the guy to be like Carl from Aqua Teen Hunger Force. Shitty person and shitty attitude, and not funny or entertaining on his own. Hilarious as a reactionary character though. His responses to people and the way he constantly gets shit on is great to watch.
Guys. He's got a Reddit. With lots of pics and videos.
>>22969368
Wat? Link?
>>22969368
Craterface has a reddit?
>>22969368
oh man thanks for reminding me to delete those
my nudes from two years ago were cringey
(and also technically CP)
>>22969774
>hurr durr I'm leaving and never coming back
>>22969774
Also, you just admitted to a felony.
FBI train all aboarddddddddd
>>22969788
>implying anyone actually cares
either you're 13 or you come from a shithole state where someone's actually been prosecuted for cp of themselves
also, eh, I can't help but lurk /soc/. i still find the fact that people make threads about me really funny, as well as the wild speculation.
>>22969799
See ya around.
>>22969810
it is hilarious that you think anything will come of this
>>22969810
also what linux kernel is this it's cool as shit
>>22969799
The parody topics of you are more entertaining and enjoyable than your own topics. What does that tell you?
>>22969774
Also, you're like the master of cringe now. How bad could these possibly be?
>>22969892
>>22969886
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand here's where I remember how fucking boring it is to argue with you guys
>>22969907
Can't argue with fact. Both his points are accurate.
>>22969939
adieu, ma petite-amie :*
>>22964805
Kill yourself; it's the only option you have at this point, as a homosexual degenerate.
>>22969907
what do you mean remember it was like 2 days ago. btw david can you make a response topic. or finish this story or something. soc is so fucking boring most of the time.
>>22969825
>what linux kernel is this
There's only one kernel, retard.
>>22972732
Well not really true as there are many different kernels compiled with different options, but it is the same basic kernel ignoring different versions since it's monolithic.
That being said, I have no idea why the fuck he asked about the kernel in regards to my WM and dotfiles, but I didn't want to respond to the little faggot
>>22972751
you sound like you wanna blow david
>>22972751
There are no "different" kernels, you even said so there as well.
>it is the same basic kernel
>http://git.kernel.org/cgit/linux/kernel/git/torvalds/linux.git
It's just the same kernel, compiled with different modules.
Davey is conflating distros, which there are many, with kernel.
>>22973267
I meant flavors with different things baked in, like security patches that come with the grsec kernel, improved hibernation with the tuxonice kernel patchset, etc.
Same base with different flavors based on application requirements. For example, I compiled my laptop kernel only with what I need for my hardware severely reducing bloat.
He was confusing a lot of things together.
wmutils + sxhkd and custom management scripts area bliss.
>>22973267
For the most part there's just no point to really talking about this stuff on here.
That's what I have /g/ for. Abstracting it for laypeople avoids sounding pretentious like I probably just did and do now.
>>22973267
>>22973294
>>22973299
david is gonna get wet when he reads that 2 fags were fighting over his comments.
you guys sound like 2 homos begging to be his cock.
>>22973349
You're fuckin' weird.
>>22973349
to be on his cock*
>>22973353
at least im not gay
come on Maxim
>>22973377
maxim has nothing to do with this thread mate.
Still no update? Want more of the saga of Craterface
>>22973765
im lurkin this until something happens. which it kind of did. ^^ supposedly he was here before.
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>>22973267
damnit you guys I just wanted to fucking know how to get my computer to look like it does in the movies
Feel bad for your dad desu senpai.
"I had bigger before"
>>22975375
I know, right? Parody David certainly has a flair for comedy. RIP Ass of Craterface
>>22964805
your dad should have shot you, you mentally ill faggot, disgrace of society
Update, OP!
>>22975375
>>22975551
yes i laughed hard at this as well
>>22976792
pretty sure you have more posts in this thread than I do at this point
>>22977291
Are you craterface?
>>22977291
i took up the fight and im keeping this alive.
i really want someone to add more to this story. hopefully the op will finish and then david can make a glorious comeback thread. where people will inevitably make fun of him and hell get pissed and stop posting again.
>>22977597
and his name is david
>>22977608
The two are interchangeable. Craterface is his soc nickname
>>22977646
i know but i dont really get craterface desu
>>22977655
His face is acne ridden and pockmarked. He purposely takes most of his pics with lighting aimed to hide them. When he posts pictures with actual good lighting, he's like the moon from majoras mask. I've also heard soc call him Gollum, monkeyman, Homer, and Gollum Homer. Craterface has the best sound to it, imo.
>>22977717
and let me guess they call you cocksucker right?
>>22977717
...no i don't lmao most of my pics are taken with the light from a window that I'm facing into.
my camera is shit, which is why my scars don't usually show up.
even then, I have very few actual zits these days. scarring, yeah, but I like it desu. pic related.
>>22977742
oh shit its david. i didnt even know that was you posting above. welcome back can you confirm or deny the story above? if so what happened at grannys house?
'never coming back' means something new now
>>22977758
why even bother asking mate
sides there hasn't been a timestamp posted, we both know this thread is fake
>>22977764
yeah it means "occasionally coming back to shitpost, leaving when my /r9k/ drinking game is in danger of giving me alcohol poisoning"
>>22977765
no i dont know this thread is fake. and im looking for the end of that story.
>>22977734
Are you defending craterface?
>>22977742
>>22977831
well not really. i was bored and saw a good joke opportunity.
>>22977838
i hate this picture becauss i hate the simpsons. such a bad show.
>>22977852
Whoever made it was pretty spot on for comparison though, lol. Even if you hate the show, you can see the similarities.
>>22978152
they just got lucky he had a stupid picture in the same direction. if he wasnt doing that nobody would think he looked like homer.
but yea i can obviously see the resemblance
also pre-emptive page 8 save.
i cant seriously be the only one here that cares. im about to make up the god damn story myself.
ok someone please keep this alive. ive been doing it for the better part of 3 days. doesnt anyone want to know what happens to david???
or maybe his dad found him and shoved the shotgun up his ass. which as we all know wasnt the biggest thing up there but still his rectum would get destroyed by the pelts.
also
>tfw you have 29/90 posts itt
im fucking dying right now
>>22977852
>>22979045
>>22980000
>>22980565
>>22980573
You're now as pathetic as David, if not more, with your obsession with craterface. What a hobby.
>>22980600
finally another poster THANK GOD
fuck you faggot
>>22980600
Lol
Does grandma know you're gay?
>>22964805
Your face / expression already tells me you are homosex. If your parents couldn't tell, they didn't parent you for shit.
You are a faggot though
>>22964805
If you actually did say that yer a friggen legend
