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>>22949604
Knows having a moustache is the next big thing
>>22949604
Works/is general contracter
>>22949604
father, works in office
>>22949618
unemployed EDM-man
>>22949619
student with loads of friends
>>22949601
Professional panty sniffer, i'm kidding, you're a pub regular?
>>22949618
Has a stuffed toy he cuddles at night...named Nelly
>>22949619
Is a professional Colombian
>>22949625
Has a Masters degree
>>22949624
Lives at the beach
>>22949619
Enjoys kung fu movies
>>22949618
Feels like a kid in an adults body.
>>22949604
Is rather traditional
>>22949618
you look like you're from Russia. if so, a professional squatter, if not, you're an engineer of some kind, loves beer, smokes rolled cigarettes
>>22949619
gets all the ladies do to his awesome 'stache
>>22949624
not a father, but yep, I work in the office. you spend your days sleeping, and during the night you're hitting all the shabby looking bars
>>22949625
still not sure if his front facing camera works, wories too much for such a young man
>>22949641
you're in sales and travel a lot cause of it. would sell the devil if given the chance
>>22949645
that is surprisingly true. My sleep cycles are so fucked up that I sleep a lot at the day. Also I like shady bars
>>22949645
Ha, I don't even have a front facing camera.
But you're right about the worrying, we live in strange and violent times.
>>22949641
I wish, i'm currently ,gracefully, failing my A levels.
>>22949604
You're a builder, and you talk like that eastern european guy from that gta game
>>22949618
you're irish and you like a drink, and a fight
>>22949619
dave grohl is calling
>>22949624
you're in a black metal band
>>22949625
you're the joke maker in your friend group
>>22949641
very casually smart looking. you look and seem corporate
>>22949664
you look and seem very cute and kind
>>22949664
the least creative troll even to dwell on 4chan
>>22949625
forgot to answer. not really a regular, but I do love going to a pub when the time and money allow me
>>22949666
not a builder, just grew out stocky. and yeah, I am a slav, but a southern one
you enjoy "old" female pop singers like Whitney, Mariah and the company, work in PR, probably a spokeperson for some company
>>22949664
recently cheated on a boyfriend
>>22949641
Old creepy man.
>>22949696
>>22949703
Alright I'll try.
>>22949618
Chill person it seems
>>22949664
The cute face look while evil inside
>>22949695
The hyperactive insane type
>>22949641
Is a salesman, of legal and illegal merchandise.
>>22949666
Leads guys on at clubs, doesn't do one night stands.
morning dickheads
>>22949604
hates his job, either has kids or wants kids quite soon, likes punk music
>>22949618
student, professional procrastinator, messy, has gf
>>22949619
student (dislikes it), funny guy, big guy, would prefer a different group of friends
>>22949624
better pic desu senpai
swell lad to be around, knowledgeable about life, divorced
>>22949625
social anxiety, has a hobby but can't find anyone to share it with
>>22949641
got his shit sorted out in life, decent income, liked by everyone, but might actually only have a small circle of close friends
>>22949664
hurts animals
>>22949695
hurts non-whites
bipolar
>>22949696
decent well rounded lad to be around; not a cunt, not a pushover
top lad
>>22949710
likes exploring different cultures, strong desire for change, more close to parents than most people her age
>>22949733
is this better pic?
>>22949733
Correct about SA, does getting high, drawing, and destroying shit class a hobby?
>>22949641
spends a lot of time at the gym
>>22949664
you seem innocent but have really fucked up thoughts
>>22949666
gets too drunk at parties
>>22949710
you like cooking
>>22949738
nah man i meant the one you posted first was a better pic than normal
all of your pics are funny as fuck tho
>>22949740
why not, if you enjoy it
>>22949742
ebin thanks
btw you are pretty true except I am not divorced. Only have broke up 4 times with 3 girls
>>22949604 Is Russian. Enjoys filming road accidents, and likes when ladies wear really short skirts outside when it's cold;
>>22949618 Has a Italian themed bedroom;
>>22949624 British, bohemian, went to Babyshambles concerts;
>>22949625 Very tall, good with mathematics, and abominates physical violence;
>>22949641 Likes whiskey and riding motorcycles;
>>22949666 Is obsessed with moisturizing creams;
>>22949695
cuts herself, clinically depressed, scared of being on her own
>>22949696
likes to make fun of other ethnic groups, comes of as an edgy teen, but beneath all that, you're still a little scared kid that wants to play with legos all day long
>>22949710
trained or still trains latin dances, probably did a couple of contests, studies languages or literature
>>22949733
i actually like my job quite a lot, only thing I dislike is the paycheck
you like to drink clear spirits and does some of the harder drugs recreationaly, doesn't have a lot of friends cause you're easily bored with people that are not as intelligent as you are
>>22949741
as a kid, all you wanted to be was a housewife, but now you're aware that having a career before that is a much better choice for you. on the traditional side, tried one night stands, but not into them (prolly one of them went horibly wrong) has a steady BF now
>>22949759
has a really high pitched voice, into metal, your idols are Bruce Dickinson and Justin Hawkins
as stated, I am a Slav, but not of eastern descent. don't have a dashcam. i'm more of a kneehigh skirt guy
>>22949759
I'm a manlet.
You're a qt 3.14 (See I'm good at math)
Correct on the last bit, i'll just hug you to death. :3
>>22949768
you got all of that wrong except for the Legos part
>>22949759
big into music, maybe smokes weed
>>22949741
seems innocent but has just a little bit of wild underneath
>>22949738
Funny
>>22949733
slightly aloof, reserved
>>22949710
nice normal girl
>>22949709
really likes sports bars
>>22949703
chill dude from the burbs
>>22949778
Legos are the fucking shit
>>22949784
Parents get all their furniture in IKEA
>>22949759
Reads old fashioned books and likes talking about it
>>22949741
Has 20/20 vision
>>22949738
Finnish
>>22949733
Watches Naruto
>>22949710
Generic student female
>>22949696
12 years old
>>22949785
they are. I miss my collection. gave it away to neighbours kids when I was 19 or 20. regret hit me a few weeks afterwards
>>22949813
I'm 20 at the moment and still have all my Legos. If I have kids, they will get them.
>>22949733
>likes exploring different cultures
Different cultures are nice but I don't actively explore them or anything
>strong desire for change
The absolute opposite
>more close to parents than most people her age
100% true
>>22949741
>you like cooking
Cooking is nice
>>22949768
Nope
>>22949784
>nice normal girl
Just check the mental illness thread to prove yourself wrong.
>>22949809
Nope not a student
>>22949768
>you like to drink clear spirits and does some of the harder drugs recreationaly, doesn't have a lot of friends cause you're easily bored with people that are not as intelligent as you are
i mean apart from the hard drugs i suppose that's pretty much 100% spot on
real good guess man
>>22949784
also entirely true
you play bass and want to be in a band, but can't find anyone to help you make one
>>22949809
fuck weebs
fuck Dads
you like burzum
and you think his actions were righteous
>>22949809
srsly talking about my parents man
You have a boyish effeminate face which you desperately try to make seem more masculine with a beard. That smug grin u wear makes everyone avoid you. Your into metal but don't have good taste.
>>22949741
Doesn't really need glasses but wears them anyway
>>22949759
Likes indie bands and doesn't own a boat
>>22949784
Is filled with suppressed rage
>>22949809
A bit of a hippie
>>22949817
I also thought my kids will get them when the time comes. If anything, that family isn't very wealthy and it meant the world to the kids, so you can imagine how the kids face lit up when I brought the bag over
>>22949784
plays LoL but not very good at it, watches Twich a lot, likes dubstep
>>22949809
plays the guitar, probably writes his own songs here and there, and yeah, the beard definitely is hiding your baby face
>>22949899
likes football, aka soccer, probably a Liverpool fan
>>22949899
haha yeah apparently. Guess its been building up and I didn't realize
>>22949645
>would sell the devil
I dig your observation, however, I'm an IT Nerd, lol :)
>>22949666
>look and seem corporate
Yes, I'm the IT guy in the corporate headquarters for my company.
Let's see... You are a really good dancer (and super hot, but that's not an assumption )
>>22949695
>old creepy man
Yes. I love fucking 18 year old girls with daddy issues. The more broken they are, the better.
>>22949714
>sales
Sorry, i'm not in sales, but I did used to do a little drug couriering.
>>22949733
>shit sorted out
I'm still getting there. I was a huge fuck up in my 20's, barely graduating college when I was 27. I am generally well liked and yes, a small group of about 5 close friends.
>>22949741
>Spends a lot of time at the gym
Not as much as I would like. Only 2-3 times a week lately. I'd prefer 5-6 times if life's obligations didn't get in the way :/
>>22949759
>whiskey/motorcycles
Actually, I haven't had a drink since August 24, 2013 and when I did drink, I was more of a beer and wine guy. If I had liquor, it would be vodka/gin tonics.
>>22949917
>>>22949899
>likes football, aka soccer, probably a Liverpool fan
No and No. I'm an Americunt.
>>22949917
Haven't played any video games for years, hates dubstep. More of an artsy type I think
>>22949809
>>22949899
I can't see anything without my glasses.
>>22950119
sorta hippie, lives near the woods
>>22950065
likes scifi and esoteric stuff
>>22949899
outdoorsy, can repair a lot of stuff
>>22949809
wants to learn stuff from very different areas
>>22949784
hm you're like a thinner jock or so, maybe gay
>>22949759
transitioned well buut still feels shy
>>22949619
Distinctice appearance when you smile, probably laughs in smarmy but charming way.
>>22949624
Everyman, might be interested in DIY but not enough to actually do any.
>>22949625
Normal...
>>22949641
Very slightly narcissistic but it doesn't consume your character, enjoys sports casually.
>>22949666
Pretty regular, but believes she is different.
>>22949695
Tom-boy
>>22949696
Snobby about something, sense of superiority.
>>22949703
Strong moral beliefs regarding how people treat each other etc.
>>22949710
Bad for relationships due to frequent nagging and being overly angry about things. Probably goes "silent treatment" mode.
>>22949733
Not very masculine, liberal beliefs.
>>22949741
Eccentric, very quiet in groups.
>>22949759
Cocky about moral superiority.
>>22949784
Follower but does not concede or budge on personal matters.
>>22949809
Wants to travel, will marry.
>>22949899
The quiet one at Christmas parties.
>>22950065
Interested in animal welfare but not enough to go vegan. Borderline crazy feminist but not quite, more likely to hold views privately and only share when pushed.
>>22950119
Poor self-esteem.
>>22950814
Spiteful man LMAO.
>>22950878
"Normal"
Sir, you offend me.
>>22950814
>>22949741
You both look like hipsters but you're not the snobby type and kinda not entirely hipster either since you openly love some mainstream stuff. Probably PBR drinkers.
>>22950878
good at mechanical stuff
>>22950878
>very slightly narcissistic
I have been diagnosed with Cluster B personality traits when I was in the looney bin. I've gotten better though at having a self image that's more realistic :)
>>22950999
Dude you're in the same boat just the way you dress screams hipster
>>22951007
Oh I know. I have hipster in my blood. I'm a bartender in a very trendy neighborhood in NYC.
>>22949733
you should post in /fa/, you're gorgeous + dress well
>>22951007
Seem like an average dude, think your a cool guy, few good friends and a girlfriend. Most people dont know you?
>>22951001
Nice guy who has a funny laugh, doesnt get recognized alot.
>>22950999
In to weird shit everyone else hates, but prob a nice guy
>>22950878
Life in general is good, but you seem like you never get satisfied
>>22950814
Funny hard working dude
>>22950119
Wants friends, and looks in the wrong places, dont know how to respond to compliments
>>22951227
Yeah most people have heard my name but don't actually know it's attached to me.
You seem like youre really into good wine and films. Comes from an upper class family. Really cool dude, would sit and watch movies with/10
>>22950878
Has done lots of drugs and shady things, but came out okay in the end
>>22950999
Very popular and well likes, kind of quiet though, a bit of a hipster
>>22951001
Good natured guy, probably a CO, security or cop
>>22951007
Goes to church with his parents, feels guilty a lot, isn't as bad of a person as he feels
>>22951227
Smart guy, funny when he wants to be but very jaded and cynical
>>22951309
Would say most of it is spot on, but cynical is wrong and jaded can be questioned.
You look like a calm relaxed guy who spends alot of time with friends and family, but enjoy your own space.
>>22951309
Damn straight fact.
You're a psychic that lives alone in a cabin on the outskirts of some town. Content with little friends and enjoys his privacy to pursue his own hobbies
>>22951331
I'm glad I appear that way, but the only thing that was true is that I enjoy my own space. I don't speak with my family and am sort of a socially awkward loner that can pretend not to be when needed.
>>22951342
Bingo
>>22950878
>not very masculine, liberal beliefs
man just fuck my shit up do i really look like the enemy
>>22951174
hi lad
i used to
some guy said he could cum on my face when i first posted it
so i decided it wasnt the best place for fashion advice
maybe i'll go back though
i can post a fit if you like
>>22951485
haha holy fuck
tfw no qt right wing bf
post fit pls senpai dont let degenerates deter you
>>22951494
here you go bud
>>22951503
thxxx
what boots are those its slightly blurry to tell
>>22951511
some pretty cheap (£35) amazon ones, i forgot the brand
i'm /really/ frugal so plsnobully
saving up all of my money to buy my future family a good life like any true patrician of the world should
>>22951531
no judging, thrift and savings is a central tenant of austrian economics :)
>>22951573
just wondering, do i know this poster by face or do you remain a true anon at all times
>>22949604
you hate your job
>>22949618
you has a hairy chest
>>22949641
you are bisexual
>>22949809
you play nintendo games
>>22950065
you are a mother who loves animes
>>22950119
your t-shirt was a gift
>>22950814
secretly you want too marry me
>>22950878
you live in UK
>>22951001
you love steak
I have only a picture of my eye from the eye R8 thread.
But maybe you see things in it so tell me your assume.
>>22951309
lives in the midwest
>>22951227
has lots of friends who are girls
>>22950999
smoke weed regularly
>>22950878
bangs lots of people
>>22950065
is the most fun person at the bar
>>22949899
loves to eat pussy
>>22949809
very sensitive
>>22949784
napoleon complex
>>22949741
doesnt actually need those glasses
>>22949696
too young to drink alcohol
>>22949709
well liked in school
>>22949641
bangs lots of people
>>22951646
how did you know?
>>22951637
you're from Europe
>>22949899
you're over 33
>>22950065
you hates to cook something for your husband
>>22950119
you looks like young Tarantino, maybe you pervert like him
>>22950814
your sex last not too long
>>22950878
you have Scandinavian descent
>>22951646
you love dumb sitcoms like Friends/Scrubs
>>22951623
i have posted my face before but not recently. i got a nose job 10 days ago and my face is bruised xD
>>22951835
dam
you think it worked well?
>>22951842
yeah, being able to breathe perfectly thru the nose is fantastic
>>22951695
You are/were and English major
>>22951646
Once bartended at relatives wedding.
>>22951309
You can clean a catfish
>>22951227
band nerd in high school
>>22951007
You sell weed
>>22950999
You collect vinyl.
>>22951001
Dog Person
Pretty Recent photo. Tell me what you see, chaps and chapettes.
>>22951503
shit fit lad, camera quality is arse can't see anything
>>22952825
fun guy to hang around with but never loan money to him expecting him to pay back
>>22951695
mtf trans or whatever
>>22951646
gets invited to parties a lot but is unsuccessful with women
