ITT: you say anything about yourself that is 100% true, cynics welcome
any liars will be forced to bj Satan in the afterlife
>I have an exam tomorrow and I haven't studied at all the entire semester
I have a list of people i'd kill if i could get away with it.
>edge
I'm straight but love traps that look very passable
>>22940412
I'm a pedophile
My entire little body is covered in a stupid rash. I'm horny, but contagious.
>>22940425
Do you recite it before you go to sleep at night?
>>22940430
I'd say that's still pretty straight.
>>22940433
Sucks.
I love have sex with 17 year old girls, and it's legal where I from.
I'm 21.
>>22940433
I wonder what percentage of /b are pedophiles
>>22940412
I look way to young for my age. It makes people think im some fag metrosexual. The things I learn on /soc/.
>>22940412
are you me, OP? what's your major?
>>22940462
I think thats legal everywhere.
>>22940466
200%
>>22940470
Embrace it.
>>22940466
Idk, funny enough I don't browse /b/
>>22940454
Ya, sucks being the most hated creature on earth without ever doing anything.
>>22940470
You don't learn shit on /soc/ except insecure lies
>>22940454
Nah.
>I am a comfy neet who loves reading about anons school/work stress
>>22940438
That's a shame friend <\3
>>22940496
Oh weird, I've had so many Americans shit on me for being a "pedophile."
>>22940498
I don't hate you. My dad's a pedo. I mean I think its fucking gross, but not hate worthy.
>>22940532
they are jealous, pedophile implies child. According to nature puberty is when you are ready.
>>22940532
It's terrible. I'm soooo itchy. But yeah, Im American.. the age of consent is 16 in most states.
>>22940537
Still, its like a sick joke being played on me. Even I hate me.
>>22940496
Should I really?
>>22940510
Not so sure about that one.
I hate everyone to some extent
I've dated and slept with trannies and I liked it.
>>22940566
Sorry that you feel that way bro, wish there was something I could recommend to help you, but I don't know what to say other than pray about it.
i never had much luck with girls growing up
getting girls to trade nudes and want to cam and stuff is easier than ever, but the second they start wanting to get close i cut contact.
at least they don't have time to figure out how boring i am
>>22940601
Pray I by some miracle my sexual preference changes? I pray god has me killed before I ever act on an urge, thats what I get to pray about.
>>22940581
Sure. Why not? Eventually you will be old and grateful.
>>22940599
Cool
>>22940604
People getting close is probably the most terrifying thing that can happen to a person.
>>22940643
Being close to people is harmful.
>>22940632
Date barely legal girls/guys that look young.
Please don't have kids though.
>>22940657
Indeed. Everyone really only truly cares about themselves, and we're all secretly awful.
>>22940664
ehh i'd be fine with my own kids. I have little cousins not even slightly attracted to them. I guess but the thing about being a pedophile you also act like a child.
>>22940643
I'm not a very good friend anyways so it's really a good thing.
>>22940682
People often dislike me for not letting them being close to me.
>>22940684
My father never touched me, but he did act on his urges. He was caught and thrown in prison. I was in shock. I never would have guessed it. It's pretty much rendered me completely incapable of trusting men. I know that sounds cliche, but it doesn't make it any less true.
>>22940412
>OP lies about there being an afterlife
>Says punishment for lying occurs in afterlife
wat do
>>22940710
I wouldnt trust men either, fuckers are creepy and much much creepier behind closed doors.
>>22940643
Grateful for what? Hetero girls dont want a metrosexual. Trannies dont want any male these days. Even gay guys wont touch me with a ten feet pole.
>>22940696
No one is, some people are just good liars.
>>22940697
People often dislike me because I'm blunt. Oh well.
>>22940758
Grateful that you don't look like an old fuck.
>>22940760
We would be a good evil duo.
>>22940819
What makes you think I'm evil?
>>22940826
Why would i assume you are not?
>>22940850
I suppose you wouldn't know. I'd say that I'm cynical, but not evil.
I'm black
>>22940930
I like that.
My first wet dream in since i was a teen and it was about reading an article about video games
im white
