VOCAROO THREAD
Post any recordings of yourself singing, acting out, doing daft shit, all welcome!
http://vocaroo.com/
>>22937482
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0DaPYQRZuh5
shit quality, shit singing, grunt at the end cuz last note got fucked
i'll do any requests for reading shit
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1xChmRlJitW
http://vocaroo.com/i/s04S48Xs65kP
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1AAnDuWCvZ1
Isn't this what the audio threads are for?
>>22937733
Singing in Russian but it sounds like a Bulgarian(?)
>>22937980
Some peeps want to post without being requested/content that does not fit msa or fsa/it's usually more musical etc...
I browsed the last three threads but couldn't bring myself to post because of shitty mic quality. I tried just holding it in my hand 5 cm away from my fucking face. gg.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s014lvwc2QR5
>>22938682
You have a nice voice, care to post some more? Honestly your recording wasn't that great, but you have potential. Mic quality is good btw.
You sound a bit arrogant though, like you're some sort of entitled Rusraeli.
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0YGSOq81tbE
>>22938819
Shove it down Straya
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1NL8TRZQrzu
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ppI3mPuGI5
any dudes here speak fluent russian?
>>22937733
please do more in russian anything im fucking begging you
this is my 100% authentic and accurate english accent. I'm brazilian btw
>>22939750
fuck me
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1uFpgnLXs8q
>>22939676
wtf
>>22938848
lmao, qt voice
>>22939760
Would be happy to ;)
Anyone here taking requests?
>>22939824
Of what sort.
>>22939824
Say, "ugghh you poppin me willy good"
in a british accent
>>22939837
samefag, not even once
>>22939844
Im requesting somebody to do it??
maybe that's why i asked in the first place?
>>22939864
OHH my bad sorry hahaha
>>22939837
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1MsDzmMZtLg
Didn't put my heart into it.
>>22939869
10/10 ty kind sir
>>22937733
This was great, I'm studying russian and it's great to listen to such an amazing voice. What's the name of the song, though?
Please keep doing more recordings in russian!
>>22939869
Wait.... steve?
>>22940046
No.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s19d3xlnuziz
>>22938682
>Singing in Russian but it sounds like a Bulgarian(?)
Well, I'm not a native speaker in that sense, but I do speak a slavic language.
>>22939721
>>22939995
Thanks. Maybe I'll get to it in the evening.
The song is called Bayushki Bayu (in latin letters) and it's a Cossack lullaby.
>>22941265
I mean if the thread survives that long.
bump, i wanna hear some sexy voices :3
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0SAVU8r7EHs
>>22941526
hahaha that wouldnt be pleasant naughty anon
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Si9PqQxIYr
>>22939750
Don't you post on rate threads an aweful lot?
I'm almost 100% I contemplated downloading an image you sent once.
#not_a_creep_maybe @_@
>>22939869
same
>>22941265
didnt sound at all like how my mother used to sing Bayushki Baya ;-;
>>22943181
you yourself should consider contributing
>>22943366
wanted to say same to >>22939972 oop
accent infatuation
>>22943366
here ya go, my mic is crappy atm
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0T4XE9VBXpz
>>22943366
>>22943375
What do you mean?
>>22943385
motivational speech I couldn't comprehend so I just replaced everything with " you're a piece of shit" multiple times.
would recommend to a friend.
>>22943388
ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
I commented *same* on
"http://vocaroo.com/i/s1MsDzmMZtLg
Didn't put my heart into it."
instead of :
"10/10 ty kind sir"
and then I said it's because I like your accent
>>22943460
My accent is fake.
>>22943460
thanks that means a lot
>>22943479
>>22943486
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Cbt7Y7lMno
go on amuse me please ;3
>>22943511
kill me pls
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0qJwYBoYClI
>>22943511
http://vocaroo.com/i/s04mxESISo8P
>>22943511
Also. I have no idea how i sound since i dont listen after i record. Have fun
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0bQ1jq6MoyV
>>22943522
Good song my boy.
Scot failing Danny boy + feline interruption
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0iB2wvaT0ub
I thought we were just being edge
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1iIVkUXQoti
>>22943534
sounds nice
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Tqf3cNtJ97
singing in a foreign language didn't bother to check mistakes because anons cant tell
>>22943545
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s12F4eHpoPch
kept getting better
cute ass kitty
>>22943551
if about to take control of Sun
what say
>>22943551
oh fug :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1prA5FlzO1N
I think I was too close to the mic last time. Deleted and made another one.
>>22943554
>>22943555
Were y'all talking to me?
>>22943534
thanks :)
been listening to it on repeat
>>22943555
review me already
>>22943546
>didn't bother to check mistakes
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0aN7tPYACVS
RIGHT THEN.
>>22943554
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0eIdN5LzK7I
>>22943558
listening on repeat? oh boy.
>>22943557
PEACEPEACEPEACE
yeah no some other dude came by and deleted himself at the same time
>>22943558
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0qJwYBoYClI
gee weez well please sing louder I think you will sound a lot better and I could enjoy your voice more.
ever tried singing vocaloid songs on a lower tone?
>>22943563
what were you trying to do?
73% sure it is about pantsu flashing
>>22943569
someone has a high sass potential
warming up Pluto tho
off to walk a dog this shiat better be up when I'm back
>>22943557
Oh yeah, I'm down for recording stuff you wanna hear. Be creative. Mr. Sun man up there certainly was.
>>22943580
M8 I sing like shit no thanks
>>22943570
Yep ;)
Nah listening to toto now at 2:30am
Fml
>>22943580
It was my attempt on the souliko.
>>22943580
I can be a really sarcastic fuck when I don't give a shit about hurting someone's feelings. Generally, I do care though, so it only comes out when I'm talking about myself, or some idiot 's media that I'm yelling at.
>>22943588
>THERE'S NOTHING THAT A HUNDRED MAN OR MORE COULD EVER DO!
I like you.
>>22943606
HOLD THE LINE
LOVE ISN'T ALWAYS ON TIME
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1BXKdQPzyta
Fuck it, let's go. Roy Orbison impression. Not gonna listen to it because I'll chicken out. Only a couple lines because I don't actually know how the song goes.
>>22943610
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0fhQIYhheti
>>22943623
And my own self criticism of my singing ability has been the opposite of many people's struggles. I can the correct note just fine, though I may need to try a couple times if I haven't tried singing the tune before, but I can immediately tell if it's off key, I think. My voice is just shitty.
>>22943630
I am recording my response to this.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0PenDYpZe5M
>>22943643
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Yyckz1b61z
>>22943638
no
>>22943638
http://vocaroo.com/i/s18NpaLcI8Cq
>>22943648
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1l1tMykc4oi
>>22943684
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0oXNxuYq9LF
:^] im bored.
>>22943692
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1SXRmyjP9er
Me too.
>>22943638
It's time to guess the nationality!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0gOHcq9Zn3H
>>22943554
Best cat.
Interrupted yet a-fuckin-gain. Cannot work in these conditions.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s186X96sKOjc
>>22943735
I recognize whatever variant of English accent that is, but I couldn't tell you what location it's from. The way you pronounce Z is distinct.
>>22943753
>I recognize whatever variant of English accent that is
That's the first time I've heard it. Are you sure?
I'll give you a hint - it's eastern part of EU
>>22943773
Wait.....Swedish? You've got quite a good accent then.
>>22943783
>eastern europe
>sweden
I think i skipped this class.
>>22943783
>Swedish
You poor soul, no.
Here's another hint.
>>22943790
He said Eastern EU. See picture. Sweden is clearly on the eastern half of the EU.
>>22943791
Breh Russia is not Eastern EU. It's Eastern Europe. Big difference. Your accent is still great though.
>>22943830
Fuck mate
>>22943735
One mistake I noticed on a second listen. Corps is pronounced Core. No, it doesn't make sense.
>>22943830
Nobody told be that EU is not acronym for Europe. What the hell, man.
>>22943844
How did you know I was fat!?
>>22943852
I may have read EU as too much of a subtle hint.
>>22943856
Or for some reason I just associate EU with European Union over Europe. I'd wager it's related to being American.
>>22943856
When someone mention eastern europe think of slavs, for fucks sake.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XaPzN2gD3PQ
>>22943638
This looks fun. I'll have to give it a shot later when I have a mic, but my reading voice is so much different than my everyday voice. I lose my Southern accent when I read, or it's less pronounced.
>>22943881
I usually do! Just a brain fart I guess.
>>22943886
fucking fat people and their farts.
>>22943643
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0PenDYpZe5M
fucking called the sassy
>>22943739
fuuuuuuuuuuuuucken cute
allo ay ther'
please sing that song about the pug Loca
>>22943885
cant tell if serious or not
>>22943735
despite what was written before to me you sound Swed af
>>22943638
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1A8MOYAhcAK
self comment: curiosity fed but the cat didn't come back
>>22943735
You speak fluent russian, right? Would you mind recording yourself saying something in russian? Maybe just speaking about your day or something you like? It doesn't have to be too long.
Alright I can post.
But what the fuck do you want me to say?
>>22944057
1/2
Dirk, King of Dirks, traipsing his way through the deepest jungly jungles of Antinorth Americas. He having been travelling a long time and is with exhaustion, but in finally he discoverings it. There is a hugely ancient temples looming out of the jungly mists. The temples is fully of anciently booby trappings and pit fallings and slithery snakes, but Dirk, King of Dirks, trudging with onwards in into the insiding.
He hearing a shufflings of feets. A low moaning escaping and echoing through the halls. He lighting a lightstick and pointing it into the antilight. With suddenly, Jrue Halloween jumping out from out behind a pillars wearing a spookily skellingtonman masks and yell screaming "Boo!" Then he falling on onto the grounds and laughings.
Dirk, King of Dirks is taken aback but unflappingable. "Aren't you supposing to be in the other game threads?" He asking. Neverthelessly, Dirk, King of Dirks handing him some Werther's originallies and Jrue with sheepishly slunking away.
In finally Dirk, King of Dirks finding the tombs. Out emanating from out the sarcophagus coming "Who daring to disturbing my slumbers?"
Dirk, King of Dirks, perpetually with unfettering, responding cooly "It is I, me, Dirk, King of Dirks. It's is time."
>>22944057
>>22944085
2/2
The lids of the sarcophagus slidings open and out poppings Montezuma Ellis, reanimationated ancient Aztec emperors and basketsballman extraordinaire. With smiling, he snapping his handnoodles and the two of thems are with immediately transporsponding to the secretly Mapablaps headquarters caves.
With the exceptions of Tyson Chicken Chandelier who is hanging from the ceilings and providing a nice warmly lights, the rest of the Mapablaps are engaging in a heated battling with a small armies of Tim Dunkman clones. With the addition of Dirk, King of Dirks' mightily warrior strengths and the powerfully ancient magics of Montezuma Ellis, the Mapablaps are ably to driving back the Tim Dunkman clone armies all the way onto their own home courts.
The rest of the Samblatonio mens are there in awaitening. Montezuma Ellis grabbing his trustily basketsball with bits of obsidian embeddening in it and grinnings. The Mapablaps winning the first battlings against the Spurts 105-103.
>>22944085
>>22944096
How about something short to start out. But I will get to this.
>>22944049
Okay, here you go.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0cKksTp16oH
>>22944098
’Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.
“Beware the Jabberwock, my son!
The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun
The frumious Bandersnatch!”
He took his vorpal sword in hand;
Long time the manxome foe he sought—
So rested he by the Tumtum tree
And stood awhile in thought.
And, as in uffish thought he stood,
The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame,
Came whiffling through the tulgey wood,
And burbled as it came!
One, two! One, two! And through and through
The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!
He left it dead, and with its head
He went galumphing back.
“And hast thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!”
He chortled in his joy.
’Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.
>>22944104
God damn it man.
God fucking damn it.
Either you know I'm a fucking narrator, or you're a god among men.
You get one long request and thats it.
You should give me a short request just to start fuckin out to give an example of my voice.
Good lord.
>>22944106
’Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.
“Beware the Jabberwock, my son!
The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun
The frumious Bandersnatch!”
I would post vocaroo, but I think clyp is a clearer recording software.
https://clyp.it/maaevcge
Trying to improve my cadence, articulation and sense of rhythm
>>22944108
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1mQ7tQ6xLf9
Hey all I'd like to see how my narrator voice fairs with any requests. :3
>>22944172
https://clyp.it/rtvnvp2j
>>22944102
i came
VAAABSHE
PAPUETALSA
kms
>>22944185
Anon, are you okay? It's just russian language, it's not rocket science.
>>22944172
My father and my mother. I saw them killed. My father was the mayor of our town and a Republican. And when the Nationalists took the town, they lined up all the Republicans against the wall. My father cried out very loud, “Long live the Republic!” And then they shot him. But my mother was not a Republican. She had no politics. But she loved my father, she couldn’t say that. So she just looked at my father who lay there on his face at her feet and she said, “Long live my husband who was the mayor of this town!” She said it very loud, like a shriek and then they shot her and she fell and I wanted to go to her. We were all tied. We were tied by the wrists in a long line of girls and women and I wanted to be shot too and I was going to say, “Long live the Republic and my mother and my father.” But instead there was no more shooting. They herded us up the hill through the streets, through the square. My father’s office was at the city hall. They took us across the street, to the barber shop … I want to tell you! … I do not know how to kiss, or I would kiss you. Where do the noses go?
>>22944183
I think that you can pull off the deep, slow style of speaking very well, but if I could think of one critique, sometimes it's a little difficult to understand what you're saying.
>>22944204
Hey no problem. I was kinda mumbling wasn't I.
>>22944197
I also very much liked this. Is Russian your first language or did you have to learn it?
>>22944197
Russian has a delightful flow to it's prose. I only recently became interested in dating, and I definitely have a thing for girls with accents. Just outside my night class the other day, I hear a girl speaking in Russian, and I fell in love on the spot. Beauty poured from her mouth.
As you can probably tell, these new emotions are quite overwhelming for me, but I think some of it is also the Russian language. I've always enjoyed listening to it. I think part of the enjoyment is that I can't understand a single thing that is being said. It could be anything.
>>22944183
I think your voice breaks a little too much when you emote. You maintained a good narrator type voice for much of it though.
>>22944197
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1RkXx3QeSra
>>22944202
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Ni7s7sxfeO
>>22944243
I have no idea what you said, but I wish to marry you.
>>22944237
Hey, I'm 18, gonna have voice cracks haha.
>>22944104
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1wcgqENItZJ
>>22944221
Well, seeing how I live in Russia and was born here, yes, you could say it's my native language.
>>22944231
Russian is extremely good for swearings of all kind. It's like the whole language was based about cursing one's kin for generations.
>>22944243
Your russian sounds unnatural. At first it seems like you're a native speaker, but there's those weird pauses you make. Like you're from a russian family that immigrated somewhere. Estonia or finland, maybe?
>>22944256
Instead of sharing my knowledge on all the subject he mentioned, that were on a higher level of discussion I talked like a bubble dummy
>>22944281
truth about swearing
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0XtV7uFTvt9
>>22944251
You've got high school play syndrome. To phrase it a way which may be completely unhelpful, you're acting, not being. It's unnatural, voices don't flow like that.
Maybe speak in a slightly more normal voice. The acting part isn't exactly easy to fix. I'm sure I still do it. Mentality is extremely important. You aren't matching yourself to these lines, you would say them without a script at all because they are how you feel.
>>22943366
>didnt sound at all like how my mother used to sing Bayushki Baya ;-;
You mean the pronounciation or the entire song? I think there are at least two Bayushki Bayus.
>>22944302
D'aww, those little spelling mistakes are cute, don't worry about them.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1pUQ7RtNkEU
My favorite song :")
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1WqgxIfQ9dQ
>>22944347
>>22944302
He's right when it comes to girls learning English as well. I was a total sucker for Curie in Fallout 4, and a huge part of it was her broken English. It's fucking adorable. Also, the concept of helping a significant other learn your native language is extremely romantic. Trust me, guys will trip over themselves for that opportunity.
RIGHT CUNTS, REQUEST SHIT FOR AN AUSTRALIAN GUY TO SAY AND I'LL SAY IT IN MY OWN TIME.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0qAsWTf8mc9
>>22944342
just freaking fucked my moms shit up knowhatimsaying
>>22944347
http://vocaroo.com/i/s16vf9svecmA
>>22944356
I can recite a part of to be or not to be by heart but no idea what most of it means
can recite shiat in Russian for you as well if you'd like
>>22944352
name of song? I like your vibrato post more
>>22944370
HUSBANDO
>>22943735
>>22944102
finn?
>>22944397
I would absolutely love to hear that Russian version.
I am also now disappointed about not being Australian, but then I should have already been sad about that.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0mFaFZ9knD1
I love being anonymous
LET'S GET SOME MASTURBATION IN HERE!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0QfU8s7jeXk
>>22944397
http://vocaroo.com/i/s199RYIwftbq
Since it's vocaroo thread anyway, I tried out my english singing voice. I'm not good with bass and bass-baritone vocals.
Bonus points for guessing the song without the help of google.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0W8XDnqwBIO
>>22944399
>>22943979
I knew I wasn't crazy
>>22944434
>>22944399
Finns don't sound russian, finns just go PERKELE PERKELE MAMMI SAUNA EII VITTU.
I mean I know the distance from St. Petersburg to Finland is pretty small but COME ON
LEWDIES
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1rwPwygLswx
>>22944434
yeah, because his english is too good to be russian. he probs live in st.petersburg or kaliningrad
>>22944415
keep talking you aren't allowed to stop
>>22944422
you cant deny the fact you gasped 420% more in the beginning oh fug :DDDDDDDDDD
is this a parody on Russiansnappybruh
>>22944430
>>22944413
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1hguXZ5XGfI
long pointless ramble gah
>>22944448
i cameleon
>>22944444
Haha, excactly!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1diaVoFl56l
>>22944475
>Russiansnappybruh
I have no idea who that is...
>>22944475
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1fgJCrkjpSY
poem
>>22944488
Russian guy who snaps to swap language
>>22944475
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1hguXZ5XGfI
Moй дядя caмых чecтных пpaвил,
Кoгдa нe в шyткy зaнeмoг.
Oн yвaжaть ceбя зacтaвил,
И лyчшe выдyмaть нe мoг.
:^)
I don't remember Eвгeний Oнeгин at all.
Oh btw, if you'll ever need to have a russian contact in Moscow, feel free to hit me up at [email protected]
Now is the time for me to go and, like...play videogames or something.
p.s ur qt.
>>22944488
>You talk like a girl
Hurt.
WOUNDED.
CRITICALLY HIT.
I started smoking because I wanted a deeper voice, since mine wasn't up to par. I just can't do anything about it.
On other hand, most finnish people I've talked to have deep, booming voices. Even if they're barely 20 or so. It's absolutely bizzare, I don't know how does that work.
Lets try that again. Fist time posting lol
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ahPP7YPGqE
>>22944562
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ahPP7YPGqE
I like you.
Heh.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1g972roetlz
Suck it, /pol/.
>>22944518
ur forgetting ur heritage tovarish
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8qu4OOQ_Dc
but yeah. I'm in a male choir and we recently met up with a finnish choir. we had a session where each voice group was supposed to put up their hands. now you can devide each group(4 in total) into two (totalling in 8. so higher first tenor, lower first tenor, higher second tenor all the way to the lowest second base) and I'm the lowest, but some of the finns started shouting "3rd base representing!"
also, u didn't respond to my theory.
>>22944508
>Russian guy who snaps to swap language
lelwhy? most europeans can swap languages without snapping
but yeah, I see why u thought I was hinting to him, but I made that recording a long time ago.
>>22944576
w-wha
not even doing Yiddish folk metal ://///
>>22944562
I've read the longer one in the beginning of this thread like what
>>22944580
I like his voice the way it is :p
I'd comment on theory if I knew more of my great grandfathers
>>22944621
so u haven't heard of the theory before?
its kinda explaining why men in russia in general are bad husbands, why women are so strong etc.
but I'll admit it seems to be watered out nowadays. women are more princesses as a result of being single childs, and men are hurt by the economy more than their upbringing
>>22944621
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1wmUMP5XiGu
>>22944650
sing some Gevolt or be a fey-gale
>>22944647
do tell about what you've heard about
>>22944562
>>22944621
Sorry I didnt know words couldn't be repeated? :)
Found 20 entries with your name which is it?
>>22944569
Thanks!
>>22944647
Well, not that one in the military that managed to become a smash hit on 4chan in the past year or two, based exclusively on cuteness, despite her apparent inner strength/drive.
>>22944664
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1r7W4IcPraU
>>22944682
this:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1NL8TRZQrzu
probs did it better than me anyways lol
>>22944701
prettyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
>>22944710
Sing something for us, Galina. Sing of the wide steppe, the Cossack's glory and a maiden's longing.
>>22944710
Oh no I like that. Should have looked around more first oops!
Wish I coulda sang something today but I've got work so here's a recording from a few months ago
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1SGyGMq9DW8
>>22944760
Cohen, right? Quite nice.
>>22944738
I can't sing in Yiddish but here you have some Hebrew with a Russian accent
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1KBKe6En4nB
>>22944760
are you the one playing?
solid but I kept hoping you'd raise and lower your tone
I like how it sounded like you filled it with emotion.
>>22944788
Yes, and thank you :)
>>22944794
I'll try that next time I get the chance to practice. Actually if I recall I was a little drunk when I recorded that so I'm surprised I even managed to be halfway decent
>>22944794
And to answer your question no I wasn't playing, instrumental
>>22944794
You have a very pleasant voice with a very unpleasant microphone. Have you by any chance tried recording with your phone?
I use Smart Voice Recorder and it sounds much better than my shitty laptop mic.
Also don't forget to light the sixth candle for Hanukkah.
>>22944832
>very unpleasant microphone
said so at the beginning yet I really wanted to participate in the thread this time
>Have you by any chance tried recording with your phone
no too lazy
>light the sixth candle
obviously taken care of hours ago :p
>>22944845
>no too lazy
Shame on you, meydele.
>>22944562
Just bored at the moment haha.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1LIJfVkeCry
>>22945029
found this thingu upin either /pol/ or /hm/
try reading it with a straight face full blown serious mood
+1 if done with a horribly annoying lisp
>>22944865
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1C9sK7lNDcA
a challenger appears
>>22945106
Ok so I'd have to practice the lisp. Took a few tries not laughing a few times. Wasn't great but meh why not.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Rjy4wJ8J71
>>22945180
p e r f e c t
e
r
f
e
c
t
now you aren't as bored.
>>22945205
That did give me a few laughs for sure lol
>>22943366
I cant do anything if yer tired of me face, lad.
But for real,yeah I know I post in here way too much. Why did you wanted to save my pic? lmao
>>22945235
I would not know used to only go to Skype threads http://vocaroo.com/i/s0hn5mvp1on9
>>22945160
>>22944865
seems like an interesting challenge
>>22945222
I saw someone in many threads that really wanted people to say the alphabet backwards with a fist in their mouth in multiple boards too
try it ne?
>>22945235
>>22945261
try the alphabet thing too
*me slow thinker much*
>>22941526
Canadian detected
>>22944687
>nitpicking
ask any russian and he'll tell u russian women are maneaters, princesses and divas
>>22944664
well basically, after the war, most families were left with matriarchy because the man was either absent or had ptsd. Most mothers from that era deserves respect for bringing up ofc, but the result was that since kids had a female role model, be it their mom or grandma, they simply got a lighter tone voice and a more female social instinct. now, the generation after those had a mother and a father that was brought up by a mother, same turn of wheel all the way up to the fall of the wall. ppl have no sex education and since sex wasn't a subject during the soviet era, it's forced nowadays. I mean women were women and men were men, but the whole chemical and behavioral thing was thrown out by the lack of men after the 50s and the dulling down of the sex polarization, so now you only have brats and slouches hanging around because the boom is over and they live in the image of the 90s. they enforce their sexual behaviors, which is why you have things like conversion-rapes of lesbians. it's a totally daft thing and is at best a failure of conceptual understanding of intimacy. Most eastern-european men think it's filthy to preform oral sex, but expect to recieve it, eastern europe has higher levels of sexual transmitted deceases that the rest of europe. even in Estonia, the russians are the worst. we don't have that in Europe, and you can go on about how gender and sex fluidity is harming Europe, but the theory is that ur fucked from the 50s.
phew
sorry for the/pol/... but... yeah... that's kinda what I've heard and the implications it bear.
Hey y'all. FSA is dead so I figured I'd pop in here
Rabbie Burns
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1rOMbm9dWiJ
>>22945261
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0hn5mvp1on9
is this a satanic chant?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0h9f8AOxVCG
In which I tried to rip my fingernail off and feebly put my feels to song
>>22945965
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1WGXWNBrorP
https://clyp.it/ugqxsgf3
>>22945945
makes sense though I don't think that's their number one issue at the moment.
>>22946083
perhaps
>>22947915
what's wrong with guitar pick jesus the mental image
>>22948187
decisive af
>>22948247
people that have something against doors and drawers
>>22949112
Sing me the song of your people.
>>22949120
what language what people
>>22949140
sing me waltzing mathilda in quechua
>>22949144
"Waltzing Matilda" is Australia's most widely known bush ballad"
"song of your people"
wuuuuut , you meant to ask >>22944370 ?
>>22949151
Mate, i asked you.
>>22949112
>what's wrong with guitar pick jesus the mental image
sometimes i'm incapable of doing anything correctly. but banging my finger really hard against the strings and trying to cause physical pain feels better than mental feels
>>22944370
blahblablah AUTHORISED BY THE AUSTRALIAN GOVERNMENT CANBERRA
>>22949155
man I cant say I didn't try
sorry for the delay but it's impossible I cant even
SINGERS GO HERE PLS >>22952402
I can only entertain with my fingers.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1D0ahJ9pF1p
>>22955327
I loved it! I only wish it was longer or you posted more.
I'm not very talented when it comes to music, but I recorded Twas the Night Before Christmas horribly.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1qqNW6iQGe9
>>22955884
gib me a boner desu
here is me fucking up on guitar
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0qgNaVxHPDm
>>22955884
your s is so cute
>>22955327
>>22956955
could you learn and play
"I'd love to change the world" by ten years after?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Xsktl1a5cg
i'm not 16 for real senpai
>>22957091
tbqh same
>>22955884
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0sVIhwxWlbG
>>22949730
shitty but it gets the job done
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1brG3OpRp3Q
>>22957235
/r
"You do know what's an Australian kiss right?
It's like a french kiss but down undaaaaaaa"
Christmas carol:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1rvYkzzHQND
DRUNKEN RAPPING IN MULTIPLE VOICES ATTEMPT, ANYONE? AYY.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0C8L8oh9VoH
