late night assume thread
ME FRIST
what's up, fellow insomniafags?
AND FIRST, NIGGERS!
hep
>>22929650
y? y must u do this to me, husbando?
>>22929650
You're wasted by now.
How's life bud?
>>22929659
i'm sry bby but this is my domain now <3
>>22929660
it's not hit yet and i've been drinking, gone out and drunk more, and drunk back home, kinda scared when it hits i'll be paralysed
>>22929650
fuckboiii but chill
>>22929653
<3 sweet and funny
>>22929660
You look like you're tired af, so I guess you always stay up late
lol
>>22929668
lemme guess... You love Kingdom of Hearts? :P
>>22929668
>fuckboiii
;-; n-no i swear i-i'm not
>>22929660
I'll assume you're not used to staying up this late haha you look exhausted.
Im exhausted
>>22929667
okay, okay... As long as I'm second in command or some shit
>>22929660
You have insomnia, like me.
>>22929650
Can handle liquor 50x better than I can and I'm jealous.
AND HOLY FUCK IS THAT A LUIGI HAT?
>>22929668
>>22929682
Heh, you don't get into 4000 level engineering courses without being tired all the fucking time.
Way of life.
You two look good. Secrets?
>>22929671
You like bagels
>>22929653
You're sick of some shit... but what? 'm guessing you live @ home
>>22929650
you bring the party everywhere you go
lets party
>>22929653
dying
wbu
>>22929660
you strive to get your hair as fluffy and big as possible
>>22929668
you like
kingdom
hearts
>>22929682
never sleep
no sleep
gonna use the same pic everyday until i die
>>22929682
you look like drive a stanced honda civic
>>22929668
you smell like cotton candy
>>22929687
Archaeology is too easy I just can't sleep. The secret is to not care haha
>>22929689
I barely sleep like 3/4 hours a night
>>22929693
I drive a beat up truck nicknamed walmart
>>22929683
ofc ur second in command bby <3
and er... what luigi hat? :^)
>>22929689
I like to pull the shit out of my hair / run my hands through it when I'm stressed.
>>22929693
You drive a Volkswagen
>>22929689
You are apathetic to the struggle of the proletariat
>>22929682
I'm assuming that you play CSGO
>>22929700
Jewigi
>>22929711
Never played a day in my life. I was terrible at the old one
>>22929713
>Jewigi
>callin me a Jew
don't make me get Mel "KIKE STRIKER" Gibson on you son
I'm a guy. Disclaiming for accuracy.
>>22929650
You're not as cool as you think you are.
>>22929653
You're relieved about something recently and don't like how the lower half of your face looks in photos.
>>22929660
You're a, for lack of a better term, hipster.
>>22929668
You have an obsession with Riku. /so
>>22929682
You like tea and mellow music.
>>22929689
You're always making new friends, intentionally or not.
>>22929693
You like music and culture from a decade ago.
>>22929735
jokes on you cuz i don't think i'm cool at all so that makes me so uncool i'm cool as frick now
>>22929650
I bet you voted UKIP
>>22929653
Still lives with parents, sexually frustrated
sos not insomnia it's 08:25
>>22929668
Tries too hard
>>22929682
Intelligent, does something with science, hung up over some grill.
>>22929689
I assume you were a man but now is a lady :^]
You read a lot, like cute arts and crafts shit
>>22929735
White Supremacist by simply being the best
Eh, I don't really follow fashion or music trendily but I guess for lack of a better word.
>>22929735
I hate tea with a boiling passion
Well obviously Scandinavian and probably really into Vikings and proud of your heritage
>>22929749
Well I'll be damned you hit the nail right on the head
You look like you help out with animalsome either at a zoo or shelter
>>22929698
why walmart?
>>22929707
nawh im about that mitsu life
>pic related
>no one cares
>>22929735
i listen to predominately black metal so that was thriving longer than a decade ago
you wish you were better at an instrument than you are
>>22929749
can't barrage the farage (but nah i voted green)
>>22929749
Kind, and normally appears to other people as being happy and friendly, but at heart is troubled by something and also doesn't have any close friends, but wants close friends. Also probably OCD. And likes flamingos.
Btw, please fill out >>22924131
>>22929769
I can dig it, yo.
What kind of speakers you have in that?
Got some basic kenwood type S speakers in my rice burner.
>>22929769
Well after drama rehearsal I would go with my theatre buddies and just check out walmart since it was the only thing open in the burbs
>>22929749
>Still lives with parents
but I've told you that before, faggot
And naw, I wouldn't consider myself sexually frustrated.
You bought something pig-related over the weekend.
>>22929735
Just finished a hard Psych course, good call. And I'm way more self conscious about the upper half of my face actually because of my eyebrows :'(
You've been playing drums since age 14. First band that actually really "got you into music" was Slayer.
>>22929693
Used to self harm. Introverted but friendly
>>22929689
fading
<3
>>22929687
I'm sick of not doing anything that I actually enjoy. And yes, I do.
>>22929776
theyre literally stock from 1991 and its just awful
i have an eclipse though that has a really nice sound system but the car itself is a piece of shit
what do you drive?
>>22929782
cheesy tip from me of the night -
> Doing things you don't enjoy is the only way > to find the things that you do.
>>22929783
Damn girl, that kinda sucks. Get some cheap 50 - 100 dollar range speakers, trust me they're worth the investment.
I drive a 2006 manual civic
>>22929650
Frat star
>>22929653
Depressed ginger
>>22929660
Mom's basement playing destiny all day
>>22929668
Bubbly and enthusiastic
>>22929682
Reads an excessive amount
>>22929689
Slightly insecure, but enjoyable to be around
>>22929693
Asks for people to like her Instagram photos
>>22929700
spastic fucking nerd
>>22929735
depressed and have complete lack of confidence and no sense of identity
>>22929749
4.0 uni student
>>22929769
dirty ricer that can't afford an efficient 4 banger
>>22929794
>frat star and spastic nerd
it's like you've known me all along <3
>>22929804
You're like one of my uni friends. Coolest kid I've ever met... but holy fuck the god damn nerdy shit
>>22929791
i've been meaning to but as far as wiring all that shit in i have no idea and i dont want to pay someone to do it lol
civics are nice
manuals are always nice too
>>22929794
i dont even use instagram and also i have an efficient four banger that i daily drive geez
i assume youve worked at spencers or another similar novelty store
>>22929794
Lmao
Neet hiding from the world under his eyebrows
3rd year engineering student, shitty one bedroom apartment get at me bruh
>>22929794
Hmmm you look like the kind of person who works at like walmart and hates it but you enjoy watching the weirdos
Fucking true though reading is my passion
>>22929816
Second year in Uni living in one of my frat's houses. step up my nigga
>>22929815
All the work I've done has been physical labor. God bless America. When are you going to upgrade to, you know, an STI?
>>22929818
Fuck retail
Read Tony Hillerman my friend
>>22929822
Nice man, not a fan of frats desu. Test banks are nice and shit but I ain't got time for retards. A few of my friends were in frats at my uni but they all have kind of a shitty air about 'em.
>>22929828
I know the horrors ofor retail, I'll check it out thanks man
>>22929833
I'm top house, around 80% of my bros are pieces of shit. Then again the 3rd-4th years are pretty cool, a lot of them are very aggressive. Such is life
>>22929653
Watches Dr who
>>22929689
Feminist
>>22929735
Likes folk metal
>>22929794
Shoplifts
>>22929693
Sluttier than she lets on
>>22929749
Can crochet
>>22929842
Yeah man, was gonna say sounds like people in general. You seem decent, stay decent.
Much luck
>>22929845
I'm not that much of a piece of shit god damn
>>22929850
LOL
>>22929845
Known to take 2/8ths of shrooms @ a time
>>22929828
when i have 15k+ to spend on a car haha
honestly i would probably just get a nice evo with that money
although an sti is something i would definitely like someday
>>22929650
extrovert as fuck
>>22929653
rekt
>>22929660
Hasn't slept properly in about a week
>>22929668
Possibly likes kingdom hearts idk though
>>22929682
Is tired
>>22929689
Best new yoiker ever <3
>>22929693
What is up w/ the filename
Likes poetry
>>22929735
Plays a lot of obscure board games
>>22929749
Does based subjects at uni
>>22929794
Won the first season of australian idol
>>22929845
Takes lsd regularly
>>22929904
>an sti is something I would definitely like someday
Kek
>>22929904
One of my friends here has an Evo. The second you buy it, you turn Asian. You just fucking turn Asian
>>22929918
is the album i was listening to while naming the file
i'm guessing your friend's little sister had a crush on you when you were in high school
>>22929918
>forgetting alternate meanings of sti
damn i suck
>>22929650
Didn't by that himself.
>>22929653
Doesn't really want to move out just yet.
>>22929660
Watches a movie a day.
>>22929668
You like making men ree on twitch. Or well... Hitbox now that you've been b&.
>>22929682
Lost the V-card really young.
>>22929689
Listens to anime OST's
>>22929693
stuck in 2009
>>22929735
Looks down when walking
>>22929749
Not very popular irl. Has always been the odd one out.
>>22929794
likes watermelon
>>22929845
Tall & digs short girls
>>22929918
Would ree ( whilst keking internally) at the twitch whore above.
>>22929927
;;;;;)))))))
>>22929924
Fair enough. No that never happened, don't think anyone's had a crush on me
Do you like poetry?
>>22929650
Buy*
Gomen
>>22929922
that sounds fun, i always wanted to be asian ;-;
>>22929960
honestly no haha
>>2292995
i like watermelon, white girls and welfare
go for it
>>22929957
Spot on
You like the large dark phallus
>>22929957
nah i bought the morgans myself
>>22929968
I have yellow fever kill me
>>22929650 >>22929650 Gets vasted early at night outs;
>>22929653 Is Australian and doesn't want to have kids;
>>22929682 Enjoys refined music and cheesy films;
>>22929689 Likes backpacks better than purses;
>>22929693 Doesn't want to get married or relationships to last forever;
>>22929735 Wears kils and kombat boots;
>>>22929749 Attempts advanced pastries at home;
>>22929957 Has more interest in older men.
>>22929957
Damn yall are on fire tonight
>>22930001
Cheesy 80s films to be exact
Hmmm I feel like youre the lead singer of some garage rock band
>>22929644
k i l l m e
>>22929957
Hangs out with mainly dudes
Also directly on point about being tall and liking short girls
>>22929918
rk9001 regular
>>22930001
Argues online a lot
>>22930001
spot on my man
>>22930018
>cheesy 80s films
my nigguh
>>22929918
ye i guess im p extroverted
>>22929689
PARTY YE BOI
>>22930031
Bruh you ever see making the grade, kuffs, or my best friend is a vampire???
>>22929957
No reason to really. Not in uni yet and I have decent job here. I leave money around the house randomly because I feel bad for still living at home at 19 :P
Is almost always wearing a beanie during the winter, even indoors
>>22929918
Not really into drugs or alcohol. Prefers to play vidyas with some m8s rather than go to a party.
>>22929972
u first, dude
>>22930001
>1, 1 off the fucking quints
Not Australian and I fucking love kids :P My super power is being able to make any kid in a bad mood happy :D
You are introverted, quiet, but very very friendly. Great hair, btw
>>22930025
I went on there once it was shit
>>22930047
Haha what? I didn't say you were. But I do prefer vidya with m8s
>>22930043
>My Best Friend is a Vampire
fuckin brilliant, the fuckin butchers scene
>>22929974
No. Gomen aussie-sama
>>22930001
Very true. Oldest person I've been with was 7 years my senior and I was disappointing with the maturity of boys in their mid-20's. I'll either wait for myself to get older or just date someone 12 years my senior next time ;P.
You've never insulted a girl to their face.
>>22929971
I didn't delete my post. Weird.
>>22929975
I have a bottle of rum in my fridge. Yum
>>22930052
I was saying that YOU aren't really into them, diggity dawg
>>22930062
Fug
>>22930059
i might have to buy more tho cuz i got through half a bottle in a night
>>22930025
True. I have close guy friends and lots of guy 'buds'. I have really girl close friends but not many girl 'buds', which leads me to have much less girl friends.
>>22930047
Yeah, I thought of a scenario like that which lead up to the assumption.
Yup prettu true, since I'm growing out my bang my beanie helps my manage my hair.
>>22930068
I can only buy it overseas because in Finland you have to be 20+ to buy strong alcohol. So now when my mom visits I'll send her to the Alko for me.
>>22929650
u look like a mashup of two different boys i did stuff w in high school
>>22930083
*really close girl
*led up to my assumption
*bangs
Gg I hate mobile
>>22929957
and u don't look like u belong here
Had the worst day imaginable today so I can't take a good picture right now, so enjoy this Christmas picture from a few days ago <3
>>22929650
IS THAT SAILOR JERRY RUM? Duuuude that's the shit.
Im assuming you're a guy who knows his way around alcohol, as well as a gamer.
>>22929653
Likes to go on runs, is happy about his looks, girly music taste.
>>22929660
Doesn't like being single, pays attention to the way he looks, follows trends
>>22929668
Kingdom of hearts lover, (duhh) make up pro
>>22929682
Awesome bed hair, isn't very kinky, likes to go to cafes, has a bland game taste.
>>22929689
Likes cute quotes, listened to crazy music, wants an exotic pet (like a reindeer? Hehe)
>>22929693
Likes perfume, watches reality TV, has a funny laugh
>>22929700
You're an actual qt, holy moly
>>22929735
Girls compliment you on your hair. All. The. Time. You've contemplated cutting your hair because guys think you're a chick, you have always been insecure about your face shape.
>>22930001
Likes old music, doesn't like weed but tells everyone they do, wants to be in a relationship but is afraid of commitment.
>>22929650
Never mind, that's captain Morgan </3 yummy but its not sailor jerry
>>22929957
Btw, had you been crying before you took this pic? It's hard for me to tell, but it kind of looks like your mascara is running or it could just be a some loose hair.
>>22930083
Haha, yeah. I pretty much wore a beanie for an entire year when I first started growing my hair out. Kept it out of my face
>>22930067
:P
>>22930115
I do run and I am content with the way I look. I do listen to some girly music, too
You like vidyas and Law and Order.
Btw, I hope you handled the situation from earlier by calling the cops on that guy (would call him a prick, but I'm not sure how you still feel about him)
>>22930115
Lord itsaid barely December and you're breaking out the Xmas stuff
Although yes I dont really play too many video games anymore. I like to go out and play stuff like tavli at coffee shops
>>22930115
never had sailor jerry's t b h, would probs wanna try but i'm an alcoholic so i'd try any booze
>>22930093
i get told i either look like daniel radcliffe or elijah wood, personally i don't see it
>>22930152
yeah not at all
>>22930152
I'm an alcoholic too <3 do try it, it's worth the buy
>>22930115
Look like you really enjoy the Christmas spirit :)
Hope you're alright
>>22930059
Stop denying it
>>22930115
likes to make people laugh, also children
>>22930021
weed and whisky
>>22930001
likes anime and deep songs
>>22929972
can't wait for The Force Awakens but hopes it's not bullshit
>>22929957
has a loud laugh and wicked sense of humour
>>22929918
good at LoL
>>22930323
Has a fine taste in wine, likes analysing things and has a passion for looking at art
>>22929693
You work at sonic.
lol
You're so perfect.
>>22930323
and u look like a more attractive version of this guy i work w
>>22929760
Can't say I am.
>>22929765
Not Scandinavian nor into Vikings. That being said, my spirituality is to honor my ancestors.
>>22929769
Nice! Favorite band? I do wish I was better at drums.
>>22929782
Hope you did well! Can't say I've ever listened to music. Been playing drums since I was 16; Ne Obliviscaris is the reason I started to play.
>>22929794
You listen to and are apart of everything. That used to be true, but definitely not anymore.
>>22929845
I do!
>>22929918
Define obscure. I typically play whatever's showcased on TableTop.
>>22929957
Sometimes. You don't like how often you get hit on because it happens when you're doing something important or something that requires your attention (eating, paying for something, things like that).
>>22930001
Nope. Skinny jeans (sue me) and high tops.
>>22930115
Can't ever cut this. My friends won't let me even if I wanted to.
>>22929668
UNDERCOVER FATTY,
?
>>22930381
who ams dis
>>22932394
all time favorite is probably darkthrone, also a big fan of older forgotten tomb, lifelover, xasthur, trist, thy light things like that.
drums are something i always wished i could play but never made an effort to learn /:
>>22929693
>>22932470
omg hahaha
i wish wolverine looked at my like this </3
>>22932502
but i do ;-;
>>22932509
s-senpai ;~; <3
>>22932519
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SvbFsdWJLuo
I need a haircut, dubs decide
>>22929650
Fun to drink with, I can't count the snaps like that I've sent.
>>22929653
Absolutely based.
>>22929660
Haughty rich bro who's still fun but prone to moods.
>>22929668
Outwardly basic, inwardly a dirty weeb.
>>22929671
Shit-thony Postano here.
>>22929682
You look like my cousin, so fun and focused but kinda weirdly spergy when backed into a corner.
>>22929689
You used to use quotev, but exchanged it for /lit/, only to find it even more autistic.
>>22929693
You're politically opinionated, but not vocal about it unless provoked.
>>22929735
Passionate about black metal, but you have a happy heart.
>>22929749
You think you're better than everyone, and everyone knows it.
>>22929794
You're really into underground and experimental hip hop fusions.
>>22929845
You golf.
>>22929918
Thinks STEM is the only valid route of study.
>>22929957
You do lots of drugs, mostly your infirm mothers mood controllers.
>>22929972
You're a good DM.
>>22930001
Skilled at acoustic bass.
>>22930021
Too much of a lazy bum to contribute to thread.
>>22930115
You use Tumblr for the actual quality blogs, and have a niche hobby you're very skilled at.
>>22930323
Doesn't drink unmixed spirits.
>>22932438
You gotta participate to be analyzed m8
>>22933585
Participate.
Jeez guys you can't expect people to give a damn if you don't.
>>22932455
You're my 10/10. Told you I can't forget your perfection last thread I posted in.
>>22932470
And here I was thinking I was Wolverines main bitch.
>>22935490
You do look like one of the x-men with those alien eyes tho.
>>22935520
I heard alien eyes are sexiiii
>>22935543
>>22935490
hush hush. all dreams now.
they are but only if you can make a blank expression i guess.
>>22935490
$1.50 says that image was taken with a device larger than 5" in front of a window.
>>22935555
Fucking dying.
>>22935556
Crazy deduction, Sherlock.
>>22934161
Fucking compassionate person
>>22935564
I really need that $1.50 :(
>>22935575
Alright, alright. You win. I'm all about charity.
>>22935601
You're lonely.
>thats my assumption btw
>>22935615
These assumptions should be called obvious statements because I'm just that transparent.
>>22935631
You like strawberry milkshake and you listen to upbeat songs a lot.
You also hate doing the dishes.
>>22935640
All very valid. You're good.
>>22935648
those were so fkng easy im not even trying.
how's ireland?
>>22935651
So you know me, huh?
Tell me more.
>>22935659
wait are you actually from ireland? the fuck is wrong with me
>>22935569
That was a long picture to take, man. Pretty far shot there. I dig it.
You take unnecessary risks
>>22935490
Bright/10
>>22935667
Nah, I'm just fuckin' with ya.
I used to live there for a short period of time though, and over half my family lives there. You were creepin' me out, bruh.
>>22935672
Why thank you, I like to think I have a bright personality.
>>22935680
shit m8 i was as scared as you. but its chill i wont find where you live and hide your body in a ditch a couple weeks after.
>>22935684
Hahahaha. That's ridiculous.
....everyone knows you bury a dead body in an open grave...
>>22935691
Unless you don't want it to be found for a couple decades when a white family starts digging their backyard for a new pool.
>>22935698
A couple decades is long enough to live a life, I can take the risk.
>>22935708
Im growing to like you. How do you feel about sharks?
>>22935714
In general or for feeding dead bodies to?
>>22935719
Both i guess, since we are on that page.
>>22935722
Pretty darn cool on both counts.
>>22935726
Great minds do think alike.
>>22935733
Did we just become best friends?
>>22935736
Idk, i dont keep friends, i only take the contracts and payment and leave.
>>22935744
Being a hitman can be hard, I get it...
Or a prostitute.
Or a hitman prostitute...
>>22935752
Unless you are a heartwarming girl whose family was recently killed.
>>22935761
Good film. Based on your life?
>>22935763
Might be. So, we getting domino's tonight?
>>22935766
Yes, despite this is the time I was supposed to be getting up for work. Har.
>>22935766
>>22935772
How about you two just exchange kiks?
Interesting conversation though... No complaints here.
Leon the Professional was fucking awesome.
>>22935772
It's ok, i'll bring wine. Lemon pie or Ice cream?
>>22935776
kik is for fuckboys, real men send anonymous letters with anthrax. or skype.
>>22935776
Don't have a kik.
>>22935778
Sound like a plan. I'll get shitfaced before work.
Ice cream.
>>22935790
Lol. Agreed. Kik is for fuckboys.
And I don't use Skype much either, so I forgot the name. :/
Snapchat is tegollas if you have it.
But is should be getting ready for work now.
Try not to hide bodies in ditches without me.
>>22935800
If i ever get reception on my phone here in sentinel islands i'll remember that. Have fun m8
>>22935490
Has a few TV series she adores and waits on end to watch.
>>22930115
The goof of every social circle, but puts smiles on everyones face.
>>22929957
Quiet, and a tad reserved.
>>22935825
I am I fact the goof, good job haha!
You like collecting nick naks you don't need, you've always been iffy on your sle (even though it's perfect) and you like making people feel good
>>22935834
Definitely agree on the feel good and nick naks. Wtf is sle? lol.
>>22935672
you like playing DOTA 2 and counterstrike
>>22935825
You are a good friend that's a little bit louder than he should be sometimes
>>22929650
Okay so if I didn't style my hair and had a goatee like you, I would assume you would be my twin.
>>22929653
Constipation, may or may not be an issue for you.
>>22929668
You really like that final fantasy character, tidus was his name? haha greeaat games, loved that key sword, in final fantasy 10.
>>22929689
you take netflix and chill seriously, and nothing wrong with that.
>>22929693
still stuck in 8th grade camera angle and filter generation.
>>22929735
probably got some mad rap game. eminem up and coming.
>>22929749
i am gonna assume you're literally hitler. mostly because it looks like you keep your eggs on the counter instead of the fridge, like some sort of barbarian.
>>22929794
The Weeknd's stunt double?
>>22929918
you're probably not that much of a shit poster.
>>22929957
that's the look you've shown to all your ex bf's before you murdered them, amiright or amiright?
>>22930115
your nose is probably not the only thing glowing red, ifyouknowwhatimean.
>>22935845
I meant to write smile! Hahahha
>>22935885
I'm glad you think it's perfect, you're a sweetheart <3
>>22935905
Awe thank you!
>>22935873
You love eating at restaurants, and ordering beer. You take pride in your beard and hair, as well as gaming and books.
>>22935868
You want to be a game developer when you grow up, or something of the sort. You appreciate good films and shows
>>22935916
Another question, which would make a better facebook profile pic? The first photo I posted or this.
>>22935927
Hmm I like this one, though they're both really good!
