obligatory thread as a response to someone else making a thread about me
>>22926386
fucking autist flips himself off
>>22926397
I have two fingers up you dingus
>>22926386
Sup boo heard yu wanted som meat. u dg
Obligatory picture in response to shit thread
what's good, davie? I see you make threads all the time but I haven't talked to you in 5ever. You gave me advice about antidepressants a few months back. You seem like an alright chap
>>22926402
christ, why would someone pose as you?
>>22926410
thanks pal
>>22926403
nope
>>22926409
i wish you were stupid enough to make full threads about me sigh
>>22926411
Personally, I think it might be wishful thinking. All these poor gay men wishing I could be with them.
>>22926411
I don't think anyone actually does. He's got such a shit life that he gets off on the negative attention. He makes fake threads dissing himself so he can rush in with righteous anger and make these shitty response threads in "retaliation". It gives him much needed attention that his life doesn't provide. I mean, he lives on this site after all.
>>22926429
With how pathetic OP is, I'm inclined to believe this. Especially with how fast the other threads get "modded" when he deletes them. He just happens to be there to swoop in and pretend to be outraged.
>>22926455
>>22926429
I literally just made a thread this weekend with no prompting, I don't need an excuse guys
also the reason they seem to get modded quickly is because no one on soc reports anything, ever. seriously, try it sometime when you see a shitpost that breaks the rules. it's usually gone within an hour.
>>22926475
Yeah, bullshit. I think these anons are on to you. You even selfpost in crush threads then pretend it's not you the very next post. You've been caught in the past forgetting to change IP
>>22926493
....I definitely haven't lmao.
>>22926500
Well, of course you'd deny it. Always lying to save face. You care far too much about what soc thinks of you.
>>22926511
or, you know, that could just not be true lol
you people and your weirdo conspiracy theories
>>22926425
Doubt it, you are fucking ugly>>22926542
Do you constantly touch your face
>>22926415
leave /soc/ theres nothing here for you anymore
>>22926557
>implying there was anything besides shitposting fun to begin with
>>22926553
nope!
also lol at the ugly part, because even if I am I got nudes from an american apparel model this morning.
>>22926573
You are ugly. Seriously you are flatout ugly. Props on the plus sized model photos doe
>>22926600
i don't think aa even has plus sized models lol
also plus sized models usually aren't even obese, they're curvy at worst. some exceptions, I guess.
>>22926632
so where the nudes at stud?
>>22926573
Yeah, highly doubt a model sent you nudes. You're full of it, man
>>22926573
Not even going to comment on the fact you still think getting nudes is a big deal.
>>22926651
Could have men usually dont go after models, so this scarface seemed alright to them
>>22926651
doubt it all you want, it'll still have been one of dozens of times I've seen her boobs.
>>22926646
i'm not a shithead so?
>>22926651
Then come to think of it, a model wouldnt send nudes as their body and face is what makes them money and they dont want their image ruined
>>22926671
Ugly manlet living at home is getting nudes from a model, why lie so hard?
>>22926675
>i don't know what it's like to trust people!
also how does someone having a picture of you naked ruin your image
how would someone even find out for print models who don't have their name published
my Canadian model girlfriend is real
>>22926681
the internet is a wonderful thing, i'm good looking, and my personality is fucking amazing.
>>22926690
I cant get over the fact someone as ugly as you thinks they are getting nudes from anyone.
>>22926699
3 lies in one post, beautiful
>>22926695
>NOOOOOO IT CAN'T BE TRUE
the fact that models seem so very unattainable to you guys is really a testament to how little you get out
>>22926699
Youre fucking gnarly looking and your personality is annoying at best. Starting to think some creep has all this guy's images saved.
>>22926704
sigh i'll post nudes from someone i don't care that much about
GIS this, dork.
>>22926707
>my girlfriend who lives in canada
"My girlfriend who lives in Canada" is a lie invented by hundreds if not thousands of geeky high school boys who can't get any dates and don't want to appear pathetic. The geek will take pictures from magazines or the internet and pass them off as the "Canadian girlfriend". The "girlfriend can also be a spy, cowgirl, model, whatever.
This fucking dude looks exactly like one of my mates who lost his leg and killed himself like 2 months ago, it's creepy.
>>22926707
Well fuck if a 5'5 golum looking faggot in an ROTC shirt can get a model then I must be able to get a real women...
>>22926724
Did your m8 get tons of model poon?
>>22926730
that is a south african rugby shirt
>>22926723
yes, anon, I know. the meme arrows indicate that I was paraphrasing you.
>>22926739
u fokken wot, which year is that bok shirt, looks like a fokken rip off
>>22926746
it probably was lmao
my mom got it last time she was there in june, american white ladies love their knockoff goods.
>>22926733
Actually after the accident he became a stand up comedian, although it is apparent now he did that just so no one would know how sad he really was, anyways. Yeah he got pussy, I guess they felt bad for him or something.
>>22926699
The Internet is awful, you look like a mutation of Homer Simpson and a monkey with terrible acne, and your personality resembles a sock that gets jerked off in and forgotten under a bed for a year.
>>22926776
L M F A O
Go back to r9k, craterface. You might actually fit in there.
>>22926752
Obviously gay
>>22926776
you don't even know me silly
also I am very handsome and have it affirmed regularly.
>>22926818
We are taking the b8, who the fuck talks themselves up thismuch and is also straight?
>>22926852
these threads are half bait
i just really enjoy the reactions of the thousands of impotent boys who follow these threads
>>22926868
Thousands? You really do belong in r9k
>>22926883
>what is hyperbole
anon, you appear to have literal actual autism.
>>22926818
Just because your mommy tells you how handsome you are as you rush out the door to meet the short bus, doesn't mean everyone agrees. You really aren't very good looking. I'd even say you're in the bottom half of soc based on rate threads.
>>22926907
then explain the gorgeous girls I talk to
>>22926915
You're STILL a kissless virgin though. You're that guy a girl will talk to, spill all her problems out to, then go fuck some dude she met at a bar. Then complain to you afterwards. Mr perpetual friendzone
>>22926937
>friendzone
you could have at least put that at the beginning so I could have known you were a virgin too
protip: women do not go for misogynists.
>>22926915
You're the example that comes up when girls need to say, "I'm really friendly, I even talk to that one guy. Yeah, the weird looking one with the really high hair line."
>>22926967
m8, they'd say balding not high hair line, unless you yourself are balding and they don't want to trigger you
>>22926402
Two fingers up is flipping yourself off
>>22926719
more
>>22926956
People like you who don't believe the friendzone is a real thing are the best. You keep the women happy while the rest of us actually fuck them. You're basically a kek, an emotional boyfriend to the girl who never sees you attractive sexually. Since you don't believe the friendzone is a real thing, you're content with your place. "I keep earning all these brownie points, once she gets tired of the rest of the guys, I'll be right here waiting with open arms."
>>22926967
sure does explain how many of them have spanked themselves for me
>>22926971
I'd have said 'receding' I didn't wanna trigger him into saying he was just born that way/he always had that hair line.
>>22926982
That's just you being a gross liar.
>>22926978
>i am so emotionally immature that I don't understand being friends with a woman
you're not doing yourself any favors here. pol rots your brain, stay away from there.
>>22926993
I dunno how many people I have to post that people can't gis before you guys will stop deluding yourselves
like that's the closest thing to a timestamped photo that isn't a timestamped photo
>>22926982
They spank themselves for you, but you don't get to do the spanking. Other guys do and laugh when she tells them about you. "This creepy weird balding guy was jerking off to me online, and I had to spank myself to keep from laughing at his excuse for a cock."
>>22927008
If you're so cool with these chicks then ask one them to post here.
I want to know who to ignore for the rest of my life.
>>22927020
i'm crying at how far you're going to make this true in your head
>>22927020
Considering who OP is, I could see this happening.
>>22927043
Your original story is so unlikely that we have to provide context to explain it.
>>22927040
lol
>>22927057
your story is even more unlikely
especially since i've actually never had a girl spank themselves for me on skype, I've had skype sex but for this I only got snapchat pics.
>>22926997
Being a kissless virgin yourself, you're in no position to claim to know what women actually want.
>>22927068
still waiting, on either a timestamp or actual living proof, otherwise you're full of shit
>>22927068
>Skype sex
LMAO. Anyone could go into one of the Skype/Kik threads on this board and get a cyber partner within a couple hours tops. Are you actually considering this an accomplishment?
>>22927087
I didn't meet these girls on skype/kik threads.
Not to mention that the girls who want to have skype sex on here are absolutely disgusting
>>22927071
a five year old can tell you that girls don't like boys who not-so-secretly hate women, anon
>>22927078
what's wrong with the pic I posted earlier? if you can't GIS it then where else would I have gotten it?
>>22927166
You're absolutely disgusting too, so wouldn't they be perfect for you?
>>22927188
repeating it won't make it true cutie pie
>>22927166
Timestamp, or living proof
>>22927205
But you calling them disgusting makes it true? I think he's more right than you.
>>22927210
do you think that those are things that girls who aren't on 4chan actually do
because they aren't, you dipshit. even then, all it would do is cause you guys to say it's photoshopped or me on a different ip.
>>22927233
my eyes rolled out of my head
>>22927234
Yeah, and of course you wouldn't know.
And just because you do shit like change ips or photoshop pics doesn't mean everyone else does. The only people who would accuse things like that are people who already do stuff like that.
You're so full of shit.
Anyone who really gets laid and is out talking to gorgeous women all the time is probably confident in himself enough to not have to brag about it on 4chan
>>22926699
>clenching this hard
>>22927274
He's a self admitted kissless virgin though, that's the funny part. He's just an emotional tampon for these "gorgeous" women. They don't see him in a sexual way.
>>22927008
>>22926956
>>22926915
>>22926895
>>22926868
>>22927043
>>22927237
Being this ugly and this obsessed with yourself. Teach me how to have undeserved confidence
>>22927599
Right? I'm a beta fagit and yet I know I'm better looking than this kek. Why does he have the confidence of drunk me?
>>22926386
Dude.. you're not fucking straight. Just be fucking straight up already. If you weren't such a fucking farse and kept lying to yourself and others and for once come to terms with your sexuality, maybe people would fucking like you better.Just quit the shit. No fucking straight guy would ever be this self obsessed and post gay ass fucking pictures like you do. Just fucking come out already. Quit living a fucking lie.
>>22927243
i get accused of changing ip's literally every thread
i have been accused of changing ip's in this thread
>>22927274
i do not get laid all the time because I don't like most of the women around me
>>22927301
>don't see me in a sexual way
>send pics of their buttholes
glad your parents set up internet in your treehouse, billy.
>>22927283
clenching your jaw literally does nothing if it's any good. i'm doing it as hard as I can in this pic.
>>22927599
>>22927615
because of the aforementioned models and other nice lookin girls telling me that I am
>>22927726
>no timestamp or living proof
how long you gonna keep making shit up, quit avoiding the question or making up excuses. i'm just gonna assume they don't exist.
>>22927757
>timestamp or living proof
anon, this is a stupid request and you know it. i'm filtering your idea because you're annoying.
>>22927726
You're still a kissless virgin though. So yeah, they don't see you in a sexual way or you'd have lost it by now.
>>22927920
chronic eye rolling
the reality is that I am a nervous wreck when it comes to sex
>>22927930
>eye rolling
you're such a fucking faggot. just come out of the closet already.
>>22927930
Nice hairline btw, and yure a virgin? How can a boy so handsome still be a virgin?
>>22927942
Has 52 selfies all with a different outfit than the last putting his hand femininely on his face.
He's a huge faggot
>>22926386
I thought you were holding a slice of pizza.
>>22927960
I know he is and it's sad as fuck he tries to repress it and live a lie. He's gonna end up like those married men with kids who cheats on their wife every weekend with gays.
>>22927972
Fuck it, I'm ordering a pizza.
>>22927930
Nope, the reality is that you aren't attractive enough to fuck for these girls who are willing to send you pics. Hell, maybe you even pay for them to do so.
>>22926895
>>22926752
>>22927008
>>22927930
hmmm virgin, nervous wreck about having sex with girls, the gay ass selfies... im seeing a trend here what about you ? if you get pics of girls assholes what would there be to be nervous abt?
>>22927995
Perhaps that he won't be able to getget it up due to his repressed attraction to dudes?
>>22927980
i don't have the money for that lmao
>>22927976
>>22927960
>>22927942
wishful thinking will get you nowhere
>>22927771
It isn't a stupid idea, you just can't do it because you were making shit up. I'm annoying because I caught you in your lie. What else did you lie about? Going to college? You published papers? Your receding hair (because you're actually bald)?
>but what about that pic i posted before!
no timestamp
>>22928012
>going to college
why is this so much of a stretch lmao
>published papers
they were actually essays and poems
>receding hair
i've posted my hairline from years ago mate
while we're at it, explain why that pic can't be found on google image search. i'll wait.
>>22928011
you're insecurities are so blatant.
>>22928037
i'm going to respond to posts that aren't funny in spanish from now on
