New first impression/assumption thread.
>>22925491
Probably a Cool dude to discuss gaming or anime with.
>>22925491
dont give me that odd look
23 year old very sexy and horny guy here. Looking to exchange kinky emails with horny ladies. You wont be disappointed. Must be willing to send pics/vid clips. [email protected]
23 year old very sexy and horny guy here. Looking to exchange kinky emails with horny ladies. You wont be disappointed. Must be willing to send pics/vid clips. [email protected]
>>22925491
Awkward guy but has really in-depth knowledge about something nerdy and science. Perhaps history too.
>>22925498
Easy going and chill. Cares a lot about appearance.
>>22925499
Bi curious.
>>22925491
Loves mlp
>>22925498
watermelon
>>22925499
Only likes chicks under 16
>>22925502
Used to be a Hannah Montana fan
>>22925517
Eats takeaway daily but doesn't gain weight
>>22925519
nah fuck that wtf im straight as fuck m8
>>22925491
Really nice but kinda naive to some of people's true intentions.
>>22925498
Some people think you might be hood, but really you're a super nice dude.
>>22925499
You flunked out of college/university
>>22925502
Everyone tells you you're beautiful, but you don't see it.
>>22925517
You haven't really gotten a hang of how this works.
>>22925523
Really likable dude, questionable fashion sense.
I suck at these. And I'm gonna upload a new picture I promise, I just don't have many on my computer and most of the ones on my facebook are pictures of me on stage and moving around a lot.
>>22925498
a pretty cool guy with a laidback sense of humor, big circle of friends
>>22925499
doesn't really care what other people think and just does whatever he wants for the most part, works or has worked in retail possibly?
>>22925502
cute girl who knows she's cute, wishes she could get as much attention for her brains as for her body
>>22925523
seem like a fun guy lol, but i mostly want to know what the hell is happening behind you there...
>>22925531
very quirky sense of humor, think Luna Lovegood except a Muggle and more grounded in reality
>>22925531
no they have to be under 12
>>22925491
Used to be really big into airsoft
>>22925498
Wishes he could play jazz but hasnt taken the time to learn
>>22925502
Boring as all hell
>>22925517
Fishes
>>22925523
Used to drop a lot of LSD witch inspired him to travel carefree
>>22925531
Marilyn Monroe is her role model and its very ironic
>>22925535
The guy everyone gets along with, but they never really ask how you are doing.
>>22925491
pretty neat dude, likes vidya
>>22925498
seem aight
>>22925499
nice meme
>>22925502
not a real grill
>>22925517
shia la-buff af
>>22925523
funny dude
>>22925531
marry me, or get in my bed, i'm good with either
>>22925535
ladies man
>>22925538
chill af dude, funny as shit
>>22925536
Never watched or read HP so don't really understand the reference. but domo I suppose.
>>22925537
naisu
>>22925551
No. I don't curr bout her. She was qt tho.
>>22925535
you are incorrect
i am /soc/'s silent protector
you like to hangout in bathrooms for some reason
>>22925538
had chad friends in high school
they weren't real friends
now you're lonely
>fishes
occasionally
>>22925531
i'm assuming takeway is finnigger speak for fast food so nope i don't really eat it that often
you're part of the national party in your country
>>22925555
c-c-c-checked
u know it
people mistake you for slightly older than you are
>>22925536
It's pretty savage Finnish high school tradition where first years students are fucked up pretty completely by second year students. They get shit like flour, syrup, milk, eggs and beer (what a waste) thrown to them.
I am a third year student in the photo so I just sit back on my own chair and drink cold beer straight from the cooler
>>22925555
Parents are very proud that he is pursuing an education, but he feels he is missing out on something he cant put a finger on what tho.
>>22925559
All my buddies are from elementary school. But I have moved a few hours away and am at the point of suicide due to loneliness and similar feels.
>>22925563
i was missin out on those quads but am all good now
>>22925535
pretty cool dude, smarter than he lets on because the crowd around him doesn't really reward that kind of aptitude..
>>22925538
pretty cool dude, probably pretty damn good with that guitar
>>22925555
funny dude but self-conscious at times, covers it up pretty well by being extroverted as hell
>>22925560
damn just another reason I want to go to Finland, quirky shit like that
>>22925491
Enjoys adventure, very sweet person with a temper.
>>22925498
Much more intelligent than given credit for at first glance, your shit is together or in the process of being.
>>22925531
Creative brain, bouts of antisocial behavior, music lover
>>22925535
Used to be awkward but now is pretty social, doesn't have issues with meeting people or flirting.
>>22925538
Finding himself after not really knowing what he wanted or who he was, quiet.
>>22925555
Uses humor as a coping mechanism very effectively
>>22925491
your father is in the army
>>22925498
you live up north
>>22925499
probably drives a pretty nice car
>>22925502
you have dyed your hair more than 5 different colors over the course of your life
>>22925517
you have friends that compliment you on your music talent irl but you pass it off as just them being 'too kind'
>>22925523
you like to smoke that dank earth
>>22925531
qt weeb girl, but not into the big name stuff. likes doujins
>>22925535
from a pretty rich family, or a well paying job cuz that jacket is nice
>>22925559
That's a doctor's office. But I did a lot of drugs in bathrooms, so I guess that kind of counts.
>>22925551
The first part is true, if anything people have been bugging me too much recently on how I've been doing.
You started working out in the hopes that girls may notice, but kept at it because you liked it.
>>22925555
Yeah... I'm not a slacker by any means.
You're fond of the ganja stick.
>>22925571
Should be better
>>22925572
Ya now I want to die
>>22925555
I don't sleep around so marriage it is sadboii
>>22925559
Whatever amerifag.
Only been able to vote for a year but I voted for the national party, yup. (Perus Suomalaiset)
>>22925572
Antisocial as in withdraw. Never nasty to my friends though. I assume you got into the alt style via magazines as a youngster rather tha via tumblr or the web.
>>22925572
Lost her virginity at a very young age
>>22925579
Pretty much
>>22925572
>skipping me
ur gay
>>22925575
i wrote a song about not being able to find my weed and all of my friends always sing it when they can't find their weed lol
i take it as a complement
you really love that one hair coming down on your forehead because it makes you feel like clarke kent
>>22925568
that blows man
i was lucky enough to come out of high school with an awesome friend group but i'm about to be moving across the country away from them as well
>>22925584
Yeah it was around '99/00 when I was on a train in Calgary and saw this goth couple and was smitten, went from that.
>>22925572
cute af but very intelligent, very empathetic, I'm thinking you're a nurse of some sort?
>>22925575
pretty cool dude, quiet but extroverted at times, that guy who tries to talk to everyone at the party because that's what he's there for, not the booze. listens to alt rock.
>>22925584
as long as you can deal with a sweary racist alcoholic think we'll do fine <3
>>22925593
I skipped you because you didn't participate until later down the thread and I didn't notice.
You have no idea what you want out of life, have a very nonchalant approach to everything, goofy non serious personality.
>>22925595
Not a nurse but I have given it serious thought
>>22925535
>college dropout
srs bruh?
>>22925575
Thanks bud, Danier is my shit, but I'm mostly just good at finding deals on clothing. I'm an immigrant to my current country and my family is not rich by any means.
You are the dude that may have girls check him out, but is totally oblivious to this.
>>22925572
Shit, that's actually really spot on. I'm actually surprised. I started coming out of my shell once I started making music and playing shows consistently. People really took to it, and I became more confident and social. But you don't want to hear my life story.
You... May be a little crazy, every girl I've been with that wears black nail polish has been at least a little bit crazy. Which is okay, cause I am too. Not always a bad thing.
>>22925571
Thank you, in a sense yes, it depends on the crowd that I'm hanging out with. If it's my closest friends though then I find I don't have to dumb myself down or be vary of what topics I bring up.
Was I close about you OP?
>>22925620
you were right on the money to be honest
>>22925555
shy at first impression but actually outgoing anf funy
>>22925538
seem fit, maybe into hiking
>>22925535
college student, likes bars wit pool/billiard
>>22925531
has her unique fashion style
>>22925523
always at music festivals
>>22925517
probably someone posting as this guy
>>22925502
hm sim character?
>>22925499
office job
>>22925498
runs a youtube channel
>>22925491
into military history
>>22925617
I'm sorry, lots of people have dropped out of college. I'm in my last year of Uni here in Canada, but most people that I started my first year with has dropped out, or switched into a trade or college program. It's not uncommon.
>>22925620
Never been told I was crazy but I have been called 'intense' which I am pretty sure is a nice way of saying I am crazy.
>>22925629
but y me tho, and no I haven't dropped out of college.
>>22925517
>tfw hag
>>22925627
pretty nice guy, got in a lot of fistfights when he was younger though
>>22925626
Sweet man. I'm gonna set the sound track of the thread:
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWURGicnVbU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JItVeq2QVnA
Yeah it's shameless advertising. Wanna fight about it?
>>22925627
Yessir I am, but I'm terrible at pool. If they serve alcohol I'm usually game though.
You went to school for a difficult degree, but had a lot of trouble finding a job. This is a long shot, I couldn't really come up with anything for you at first.
>>22925632
It might have been, maybe not though. I've been called intense before desu. I'm a passionate person though, I recognize that about myself, and I know that it's great in some respects, but not nearly as great in others. I just try my best to be self aware in a sense so I don't seem like a nut case. That's neither here nor there though.
So I guess I was close? Lol close enough.
>>22925633
Dude wtf am I really going to know about you from a picture? It was a stab in the dark, don't take it to heart. Good for you though, you haven't dropped out, your parents are probably proud.
>>22925627
Brilliant mind but failed at doing something with it
>>22925627
I go to the gym
>>22925523
Honestly the most interesting person on /soc/
>>22925491
Chat room addict
>>22925498
virgin
>>22925499
>has 530 matches on tinder
>>22925502
fake just like your lashes
>>22925517
swim.rar
>>22925531
will never be asian
>>22925535
bad at explaining things
>>22925538
poser
>>22925555
thinks is hot shit
>>22925572
>needs moar tilt
>>22925575
>reject
>>22925627
shallow whore
>>22925707
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1GVD9CsQ1J3
>>22925707
>doesn't post pic
>>22925716
Probably gets low r8s and this is them venting
>>22925627
has a good job
>>22925575
in college or uni, likes alt rock
>>22925572
really into nature and yoga
>>22925555
you go to a lot of parties
>>22925538
dreams of owning a cabin
>>22925523
you love to drink (every time i see u you have some sort of beverage)
>>22925491
Works in IT
>>22925498
Already financially successful, even given his young age
>>22925499
pimp
>>22925502
Fresh outta high school
>>22925517
Exclusively has sex with black women who weigh 300lbs+
>>22925523
Is a dictator in a small country. In this photo you were attending the public shaming of political prisoners
>>22925531
High metabolism. Can't gain weight. Favorite food is Chinese food
>>22925535
Works as a male nurse in a medical school training program
>>22925538
Has been playing for 6 years
>>22925555
quadquadquads
Really enjoys cheap bear and banter on friday nights
>>22925572
Sexual in natural. Likes hallucinogens
>>22925575
can freak people the fuck out with his badass hand tricks
>>22925627
Approachable. A social chameleon is a good way
>>22925720
Used to live in a cabin an hr into the mountains, no. I want a greenhousehouse
>>22925720
Will soon be into fitness
>>22925722
4 years exactly
>>22925720
sweet person that deals with some serious anxiety issues.
>>22925722
funny guy, very self-aware and self-deprecating humor. probably in college right now or should be, probably very intelligent.
>>22925722
No drugs though, I used to love pot but nah man.
You are goofy, big heart, high sex drive
>>22925720
Love nature, no yoga but lots of gym.
You are creatively minded, maybe doing something with painting or art? Shy but amazing laugh.
>>22925719
expecto patranus
>>22925722
my unrivaled hand tricks can either freak someone out, or make them fall deeply in love with me. it can go both ways but there is no middle ground (though it's usually the former)
you are the true people's champion, and you've probably conquered and pillaged your fair share of northern lands.
Shure whats the worst that could happen... Heh
>>22925498
rapist
>>22925531
wants the BBC
>>22925572
bro-tier super cutie
>>22925776
shy
>>22925741
I dont speak beta so youre going to have to clarify
>>22925776
went through a skate phase
>>22925807
>I dont speak beta so youre going to have to clarify
>/soc/
>>22925776
Have my babies now
>>22925776
sensitive and introverted, likes music like Mumford and Sons.
>>22925806
>doesn't post pic..
>>22925816
>was waiting around like an hour to be acknowledged
>>22925819
>thread watcher
>>22925832
I posted the thread...
>>22925818
B-but we havent even had a date yet annon
>>22925837
Kek noob
>>22925584
>tfw no nationalistic socially withdrawn gf
why live
>>22925869
Post's in derailed threads
>>22925879
he is this threads savior. he is on the derailed thread rescue team
>>22925846
Hmm, go on a date then have my babies now?
>>22925884
R8 Threds shit tier after 50 posts
>>22925895
Good thing this ain't a r8 thread then :)
>>22925895
this anit a ra(t)pe thread, nigguh
>>22925919
>>22925942
Same concept>>22925942
Thanks for making sure I knew
>>22925869
A bit quiet but cool to be around
>>22925491
Overly-excited nerdy kid, probably into shooters or military vehicles engineering. Most likely a cool bro to hang out with. Potentially aspergers, but hardly to an annoying point.
>>22925498
Chilly college student, likely surrounded by a good circle of friends. Good in his course.
>>22925499
Cocky and arrogant, but possibly a good person on the inside. Also armed with good music taste, judging by the Kavinsky montage.
>>22925538
Average douche-looking broduHEY, IS THAT A THE WALL PILLOW BEHIND YOU? IF SO, MAH FELLOW NEGRO
>>22925776
Friendly, pro-active, most likely exercises.
>>22925869
Hamster
>>22925523
Eccentric philosophy teacher. Seriously, I saw a British guy that looked just like you on an epistemology conference, including the trippy shirt.
>>22926085
Hamster?
>>22926015
I'm a bit shy at first but then I get loud haha.
>>22925491
You found that in the woods, had no idea what it was but it looked cool so you took a picture with it.
>>22925498
You look just like "Who's Chaos", almost like you're trying to.
>>22925502
Brown eyed Miley Cyrus!
>>22925538
Taught yourself how to play.
>>22925555
Looks like you live in a prison lmao
>>22925572
You use your Ninja Star of David to defeat your enemies.
>>22925722
You have a lot of time on your hands.
>>22925776
Because think you're a trap a lot.
>>22926155
Has an impressive music collection.
>>22926155
You look like an offspring of dani + brandom dear god.
>>22926085
You actually hit the nail on the head including the Aspergers diagnosis... Nicely done.
>>22925869
Pretty cool dude, one of those guys who is almost too honest.
>>22926010
Cool guy who is kinda socially awkward but really smart, really quiet, does his own thing.
>>22926155
Nah it's some random missile that used to be in front of a military school here that got closed down. We visit it every Thanksgiving for no reason really.
You're really quiet but smart, I'm guessing you are in a managing position where you work
>>22926197
Pretty cool dude, Republican, listens to a lot of Slipknot
>>22926203
I'm a diagnosed assburgers too, so it's not too hard for me to spot one. Plus, not too hard to deduce your military engineering interest judging by how you're sitting on a goddamn missile carcass in your pic.
>>22926112
>Hamster?
Top Gear reference, I meant you look a lot like a really young Richard Hammond.
>>22926218
Well that's true, I'm interested in it but mostly military history itself. If I could go to college it'd definitely be so I could be a history teacher but I'm a high school dropout so that's a no-no..
Always nice to see a fellow aspie though, especially here where we're kind of a joke.
>>22926203
God it's the worst. People think I'm lying because I'm so honest with them.
>>22926218
Ahhh I've never seen it, let's hope I don't end up looking like him haha
>>22926228
I was actually thinking you look like one of the dudes from American Pie, the Kevin guy who fucks Tara Reid.
>>22926203
Lol! Not so much on the Republican or slipknot notes, but I'll take cool guy.
I'm guessing tech support
>>22926223
>but I'm a high school dropout
Why so, aspiebro? What's your story?
>>22926253
Eh to be honest they had me in Special Ed in high school and it was really fucking depressing to think, "I got four more years of this shit, of being called a retard and a faggot." A lot of the time I was thinking really bad thoughts about the other kids and I probably don't need to elaborate based on the uhh.. stigma towards Aspergers recently, you know?
So I figured it was best to drop out. I regret it now but it's too late. Best I could do now would be GED.
How about you?
>>22926272
You totally let the dog have at least half that sandwich
>>22926266
Same boat as you back then, was marginalized as a retard throughout most of high school and I hardly had any friends up until the last year. However, I did pull through, and college is currently one hell of a experience, both academically or socially.
>Best I could do now would be GED
And you definitely should, people aren't the same in college, at least most likely not in a History course. The amount of introverts you're bound to find is astonishing, there is always a decent amount of people who will share the same interests and passions as you. You should definitely go for it, it's never too late for college.
>>22926319
I really want to man. I just need to get off my ass and do it, only one holding me back is me. Thanks!
>>22926404
I feel you man, getting the motivation is the hardest part. But don't give up, be persistent and you will eventually get the strength for it sooner or later.
Out of curiosity, are you a kissless virgin?
>>22926440
Nah but I kinda wish I was. I've only fucked one qt, the others were land whales or close enough to it to not feel good about the sex. I've only came with the qt.
>>22926484
If it helps, you're better off than I am when it comes to sex, I only kissed one chick and am still a virgin. At least you have some success in that field.
>>22926581
Nah man I wouldn't measure success that way. The way I look at it you're way more likely to find someone with whom sex actually means something.
>>22926596
In the military or law enforcement
>>22926272
You call your pet(s) your baby(s)
>>22926484
Get that ed checked
>>22927389
I spoil them like they are, but no, I don't actually call them my babies. lol.
>>22927673
I don't think it's ED actually, I think it's just not being sufficiently attracted to land whales.
But you've consistently been a sarcastic ass in this thread so I don't think it's possible to reason with you. I hope for your sake you're just trolling.
