New Aus thread.
It's too early to be up.
Kik group is #socaus
>>22919565
Perth reporting in.
Haven't slept. Fallout 4 is pretty good
People have been complaining about hashtags/groups not working in Kik all of a sudden. Didn't know what they were on about - had no problems, until right now. Can't search for groups at all, which sucks balls.
3355 reporting, btw. Kik is palekiwi if anyone is interested in adding me.
Townsville, 8:15am, laying in bed. About to go to sleep I guess.
It's raining outside and the air is cool, it's just so lovely.
>>22920566
Its coz of the new kik update
Newcastle sissy here. 24. Looking for guys to fuck me, figure ill have a better chance in the Aus thread
23 m 4212/Gold Coast
Whats everyone up to?
35m 2750 bored at work
Sydney M here
Looking for females who have a hooker fantasy they'd like to make real
>>22922391
How much reward are you offering?
21 m 2261
3218/m
2122 m reporting in. Fuck having the flu.
Also just picked up fallout 4, kind of disappointed desu senpai
>>22922444
Depends on the girl
>>22922444
>>22923434
my kik is this.is.a.throw.away
Warrnambool reporting in.
Any females near this region that wants to fuck?
4703
18/m
Anyone around
I have always wondered what the male to female ratio on 4chan was. Anyone know?
2033. 21/M. Anyone here?
>>22923840
99 males to 1 females
There is a margin of error of 1 person
2200 oldphart male
three days to the hol's and it's three days too bloody long.
>>22923840
well I don't have a exact number, but I think it's swinging towards the wrong way in a long way.
>>22923840
Just say "21/f" in a thread and count the replies desu
>>22923867
got kik? ;)
>>22923879
Yeah its beach_babe_pls_send_dick
Not looking for anything dirty ;)
M from Perth.
Too many friends moved over east. Trying to meet some new people.
skype: howdidigethereimnotgoodwithputer
>>22923885
I'm getting mixed messages here, but I can't find you, how about snapchat?
>anon who ignores the contact method given and always asks for a different one.
>>22923914
Kik a shit
Snapchat master race
Also don't send dick pics lmao but I'll send tits ;;;;;))))))
(I'm totally not 20/m)
Names Luke
21/M/ NSW
2153
KIK is Semii001
pic related is me. Into pretty much anything hit me up until the group thing is working again
I wanna join the kik group
:(
>>22923964
>Snapchat
>requires your phone number
>master race
>Kik
>requires a throw away email
>not superior
It's like you're a newfag or something
>>22924074
Maybe I am famalam
>>22923885
sent ;)
>These faggots are so thirsty, you know they'll never get it.
so besides thirsty neckbeards what else is going on fgts ?
anyone do anything cool today or nah ?
>>22924155
I ate an entire 4-pack of golden gaytimes by myself, does that count as cool?
There's this chick that texts me like once a year for a while when she gets bored with whatever guy she was talking to most recently and it's weird. I don't really have any right to be annoyed by it. She and I hung out for like a year, we only fucked once and basically sort of just stopped talking to each other over the course of a couple of months. I got bored of her and I'm sure the same is true in reverse.
And even though that's the case every time she starts a new conversation out of the blue all I can think is "fucking seriously?"
>/soc/ blogging
>>22924157
yes there are amazing /10
>>22924174
its a emotional fuck situation.
use it to your advantage hit it and quit it as often as she msgs.
she is using you for emotional rebound to make her self feel better so why not take advantage of that and smash her box in ?
>>22923853
Kek, whoever did that survey was dismayed by the numbers and just counted traps as females probably
>>22924157
Absolute madman
>>22924245
correct there are no women on the internet.
'sup, 2110 checking in. How's the summer been for you guys/gals?
>>22924280
good except i bulked to late and am now regretting my choices as i am fat as fuck in summer and its hot sorta, have not seen a proper 45c day as yet so disappointing
>>22924235
>use it to your advantage hit it and quit it as often as she msgs.
Nah she got fat.
>>22919565
3044/M/18
Any guys/girls around or near to me?
>>22924295
More cushin for the pushin
>>22924295
ahh roger that fuck her friends instead and get a gift voucher for a gym.
>>22924301
fucking savage
>>22924296
oh wow someone 6 numbers away from my postcode, unfortunately not a girl though
>>22924298
NO!
don't encourage people to be unhealthy, want to do that...go to america
>>22924302
hey senpai where the bloody hell are ya? what suburb?
>>22924306
3038 which has like 7 suburbs under it kek
>>22924298
I'll admit the cushion sits okay on some girls. She's not one of them.
>>22924301
It's weirdly reassuring to have you agreeing with me about my annoyance.
3825 playin go and thinking of doing a maccas run soon
>>22924321
Haven't done a maccas run in like 6 or 7 years.
2067, bored as hell and first time posting on /soc/
>>22924288
It's still early summer, just wait till we pass New Year's.
>>22924327
Does your name start with an L?
Eevee progress
Not happy with Vaporeon's spikes or face. Spikes will be redone, face probably not. 3/9 variants done (pending spikes).
>>22924346
desu redo the face, spikes are fine enough you can't do much more
>>22924360
The head isn't as tiny as it looks there, it's mostly just the that mouth didn't work out... I suppose I can do that. The spikes can be a lot... well, maybe not a lot, but better. I just need cheaters hemming tape to get it done.
>>22924367
yeah just the mouth needs fixing, otherwise a-ok :)
24 m Brisbane
Still looking for a >=27 qt older gf.
4059 / F
Starting to deal with some pretty fucked up feelings of unrequited love. Mostly want to smoke the pain away. I really wanted to go down on him too.
27 male Sydney, never satisfied with anything. Always looking for more
20 M Brisbane, 4101
Don't want to fall asleep. Bored and I want to go on a late night adventure with anyone around the area.
20/F/Brisbane
Can't search the group can someone upload the kick code? :)
>>22924503
wanna hang out?
>>22924516
I'm on the Northside, do you drive?
>>22924529
Nah, whereabouts in Northside?
old/M/44519
>>22924476
I read that and all I can hear is "I don't wanna close my eyes, I don't wanna fall asleep because I miss you baby..."
>>22924538
4017
>>22924327
2067 here too, 21 m. You?
>>22924397
Haha smoking fixes everythingggg
4110 checking in. M/22
>>22924620
Thats like near that big ass bridge right?
>>22924698
Yeah lol
>>22919565
5250, first time posting here.
>>22924708
Soo far haha . Im around 10 mins south of CBD at this time of night. Id totally hang if i wasnt already driving heaps earlier tonight :(
6160 anyone still up?
>>22925002
6210. I am mate. What's going on?
6110 whats good?
>>22925311
>>22925459
Nothing much, just bored and drinking till early hours of the morning wbu you fella's
>>22925558
Can't sleep. Having a couple of drinks and watching Stargate SG-1.
>>22925582
pretty much in the same boat, how old are you?, trying to find something fun to watch on netflix atm gearing up for Spartacus
>>22924713
Hay hay for once some on in sa, mine is 5125 ^^
>>22925634
27. Haven't got anything going tomorrow thank fuck. Give Narcos a crack on Netflix if you haven't seen it already.
>>22925645
ah yeah might give that a look at now, so what goes down on in mandurah got much planned for new years etc?
>>22925658
To be honest mate I'm not too sure I only moved over here from Brissy a couple of months ago so I might spend time with some family I do have over here but not too sure hey. How about yourself?
20 m 4169
My housemate is still asleep, so I've been trying to quietly scrap air conditioners.
What's on tonight?
kik:123hold
>>22925663
sorry man I forgot to keep checking, not sure yet i dont really have family in Perth just kinda drifting around here
>>22927383
>11.30 am
Wake that bitch up. The only excuse for being asleep at 11.30 is working the night shift.
20/ f/ 2259
What's everyone up to this afternoon?
>>22928936
Enjoying hump day and relaxing after work. How's things up north?
4305 here.
>>22929406
Enjoying the thunder storms at the moment
>>22929717
lol no way bruh me too. 26/m before you start to hyperventilate
>>22929801
24/m
How's it hanging?
20/m/3038
>implying I will meet up
Just wanna see who's close by kek
>>22929860
Eh, bit spicy hey, humid as shit. What you m8ey?
>>22929878
Yeah, the humidity can fuck off. Mowed the yard, feeling like shit.
>>22929886
What suburb are you situated at (no homo)
>>22919565
4303 heading to riverlink at ippy in 10 mins
>>22929895
Just at Brassall, new housing, no room, shit neighbours. You?
>>22929900
What the hell going on at riverstink? >>22929901
East Ipswich. Live with my misso, bought this house start of the year. Loving it. Pretty okay neighbors, bunch of blokes live behind us who are cool. What shit you into? Do you work/study?
>>22929900
actually ill go redbank instead train arrives sooner
>>22929919
reduced2clear milk is what im after
>>22929923
What the fuck is that? Is that lingo for something or do you literally mean milk that's reduced to clear.
>>22929929
yeah thats right.
>>22929919
Neat, man. Got to get into the house thing early.
Just normal shit, I used to play rugby but I haven't in a couple years, so now it's just the usual shit, movies, vidya, drugs, etc. I'm a plasterer, I could never get the hang of actual study, but at some point I'll have to, I've got pretty bad arthritis. How about you?
25/F/3183
Chillin', watching TV. What is Kebab Kings. I am intrigued.
>>22929943
Meh, buying a house was great but save up and holiday for a while, then if you settle down with a girl, save up for a house. Me and the missus have done a littl bit of travelling (been round austraya with a caravan, fuck loads of fun) and been to Thailand and Bali.
I myself work for a contractor of the RAAf, play around aircraft and shit out at Amberley. I play cricket (3rd div hah, just socially).
Anyway, if you're looking for a mate we should exchange throway emails. I'm pretty retarded at making friends on the fly, I'm not aspy or anything lul just shy at first.
>>22929991
Yeah man, I'd love to travel, visit a place that has actual seasons. No worries man, I'm the exact same way.
[email protected]
>>22929933
and they didnt have any
Drinking vodka and listening to Behemoth. 25/M/2085.
4053/m/20
have spent the past fucking hour trying to build this atomizer I got for my ecig
It's literally, not figuratively, but literally fucking impossible. I went through all my fucking nichrome wire, the spare coils included with the atomizer, and now I'm on attempt 5 using my kanthal wire (which I lost half of since it fucking unwound itself from the roll).
God fuck me sideways I want to wreck this thing into the pavement so bad.
>>22921084
add me, jezza119, i'm from Newcastle too.
>>22924311
yerp i call it normal mode.
not SJW PC police mode... or as some call it the truth.
>>22924343
Yeah i know (Y)
6164/m/25 anyone chill to talk or invite to kik group? cant seem to find it
KiK: mr_rubberducky
>>22921084
fuck I meant jezza919 haha
2112 checking in as always.
Give me your kiks.
4207 reporting in. Anyone near?
kik/snap anonymouschap
>>22929977
i myself was going to watch this...how was it?
>>22925636
Greenwith or Golden Grove HYPE
I grew up and used to live there.
4102 21/m
Wasting time until I have to go back to work
6003 here.
22m Haven't met a single person in this city after moving here yet.
Kik: SykoMcrae
Where the T A S S I E B O Y S at?
>>22930633
doing their sisters t b h
>>22930635
She's my cousin, fuckwit.
Jerks complaining about wanting more of something when you don't have any at all... just the worst.
>>22930638
my bad
after generations of inbreeding they tend to look similar
>>22930652
3088/m/26/gay
Kik: whiterabbitm
>>22930175
huh what are the odds, another 4053 cunt.
Come to the gym sometime brah, we can get swole and natty together. Hell, if you're good looking enough we can even get messy in the showers no homo
>>22930667
haha what?
>>22930407
>>22930594
6061 master race reporting for duty
what are everyones plans for tonight
>>22930684
>master race
>6061
>he think Balga is master race
4116 here
bored as dicks
>>22927704
Yeah no worries mate I forgot myself haha.
6210 checking in again, bored as fuck.
Got Kik or anything bro? still here and bored as fuck myself, whats the go in Mandurah never gone that far down before
>>22930895
Mandurah itself isn't too bad. Nice atmosphere down along the foreshore but it's really the last place before you hit the rural scene. Having only moved to WA a few months ago I haven't really had too much time to properly scope out much up north yet though.
Kik: rngnjh
I used to be 4305 but then I got better
>>22931037
Ippy? Fuck mate I feel sorry for ya haha.
>>22925311
ahaha also 6210
Another 6210 f/18 can't believe there's another person from Mandurah on here small world
>>22931126
The internet makes the world a lot smaller that's for sure.
Dude who wanted to drive across borders with Joints here.
How often are there cops/dogs on the route from perth to melb?
m/3207
Been abscent from the big smoke and /soc/ for half a year. What did I miss? Anyone else fingered Hex in the meanwhile?
im such a smart cunt. all these calories for 3 bucks
>>22933247
Winrar, make sure to give it a shake and use a strainer for lumpy bits
>tfw still no Sydney/Central Coast/Wollongong/Blue mts girls with hooker fantasy
feels bad man
>>22933307
You are not fooling anyboby Thikhardik.
>>22933322
Thikdik doesn't pay for sex, ladies pay Thikdik for sex
>>22933330
Have you tried craigslist?
This is the closest I could find to a New Zealand thread so I may as well post here.
18/m/straight
I'm in Auckland so if there are any aussie birds heading over for a while I'm keen to meet up. My snapchat is just harvey.geeson, feel free to hit me up.
>>22933343
Craigslist is full of fakes and spambots, there's no point
Besides I want a girl from /soc/ ideally, I don't really know why it's not exactly rational
>>22933386
True enough about craigslist I guess.
You may have to up your appeal to get a bit more street traffic, maybe tell the ladies (cough) of /soc a little more about you're good self and what you are willing to offer monetary wise.
>>22933449
If they want to know more about me they can ask - my kik is this.is.a.throw.away
And monetary I guess depends on them, but let's say I can probably afford it lol
>>22930672
which gym ya go to mate
I'm saving up for a home gym, man why the fuck are 20kg rubber oly plates so expensive
>>22931126
>>22931133
>>22930684
whats everyones plans in perth this weekend?
>>22924529
You're kinda close to me, 4510
>>22933345
Choice as bro, if ya taringas are working I'll hit you up and we'll go get some kai in our puku.
>>22933881
6152/m/25 here
No plans. Probably drinking and watching movies.
M/18/3125
Young gay guy looking for a shag or just a friend to talk to
kik me: sharonhorste
m/20/4107
i hate brisbane almost as much as i hate myself
>>22935033
desu i would too i if i lived in 4107 as well
>>22929977
So, what is kebab kings?
>>22933881
Not much. I've got a couple of uni things to finish off for the week but apart from that nothing planned. Yourself?
M/21/3931
Straight, bored as fuck, no-one lives here but old people anyway
>>22935435
Some stupid show filming drunks in a kebab shop
2753.
Anyone from the Hawkesbury on here?
5041 niggaz
whos being savage tonight?
4680 anyone?
Does anybody here know where a straight guy can go to get laid in Sydney?
I have no game, I ended I three and a bit year long relationship recently and can't approach woman in person.. I just want to find a girl who is DTF and I just can't. I have tried all the R4R's and "locals" sites and found nothing but bullshit and bots I cant even find a girl I wouldn't want to have sex with - nothing but bots.
Why are there no girls as horny as guys that just want to have sex and nothing else? If there are, where the fuck are they?
I'm 22, I don't go to clubs and I don't have a facebook. Should I start using these things if I want to find girls who just want a hookup? Or are they just as useless. I'm tall 6'4" and fit I don't have a 6 pack or anything but I'm well built and exercise daily and people tell me I'm attractive.
Seriously I'm considering paying for sex but that is just shit in my eyes, like admitting defeat and I always thought I would never have to do that as it seemed to come so easily when I was a teen and then I had a girlfriend for years..
This is weird, but as it's anonymous idgaf
>>22936079
I'd also like to know the answer to this question.
>>22936079
well you have no facebook.
so your best option for one night stands are clubs.
you could try a bar, but it normally takes a date or 2 to get anything from a girl you pick up at a bar, and with no facebook, they might think you're weird.
Dating apps are fucked give up now.
make a fake profile as a girl and watch the hundreds of seedy comments they get, then realise that girls don't reply unless you look like chris hemsworth.
>>22936079
tinder
get a facebook
you need to find common ground with someone, take a class relevant to your interests, maybe start going to the gym and talk shit to women there.
sounds like a confidence issue to me.
>>22936079
What are you into sexually?
>>22936079
Female from Sydney btw
>>22936228
Wish I didn't hate clubs now. I get the feeling not having a FB does make me look weird, maybe I should just make one. I feel really uncomfortable uploading a whole bunch of crap about myself though..
Cheers for the advice though.
>>22936231
I've tried Tinder a while ago (made a spam gmail & fb acc) uploaded a picture from the neck down and got a few matches but they didn't go anywhere.
Yeah I probably do have confidence issues.
>>22936333
I'm pretty much into anything, I feel like most guys are though right? Down to try anything once.
>>22936364
24/m/syd here, just got home from a tinder date, it's not a guarantee of getting laid but then nothing is. Definitely need a profile with your face in it or chicks will assume you're a douche, apart from that just try and put your best foot forward and be yourself.
>>22936343
What are *you* into sexually? :o
>>22936343
How often would you go out just to try and find somebody to sleep with if ever..?
28/M/Melbourne
Just had a killer week but 3 days off now.
>>22936370
You're right.. I just don't want to be recognised haha. Especially since I am a douche as all I'm looking for is sex initially, I find it really hard to talk to a girl I'm attracted to. Until I've fucked her I find it hard to communicate naturally.
Writing this all out I'm starting to think I got some real issues with woman.
>>22936370
Pretty normal stuff I guess but Ive been wanting to try more femdom-ish things
>>22936375
Hardly ever. The last time was a few years ago.
>>22936395
Interesting... Whereabouts in Sydney are you? :o
>>22936392
You sound like the male version of me lol
>>22936395
>femdom
fuck yeah :S
>>22936399
I move around a little bit.. North to East to central Sydney
>>22936403
How old are you? If you don't mind me asking.
>>22936415
Well I'm 24/m/inner west and down with experimenting.
Got kik or skype?
>>22936427
Heh, interesting in trading contact info?
Email me if you like [email protected] it's a spam gmail account but I can give you my number or whatever there privately if you are interested.
>>22936432
Yeah whats yours?
>>22936468
My kik is kikthemoosephone or my skype is anon.the.moose
>>22936472
Ok I'm going to bed, I'll add you later
>>22936364
yea uploading a bunch of shit is weird.
I Only use facebook for talking to friends overseas. other than that you dont need it unless you want online dating. if you talk to a girl in a pub or whatever, do it the old fashioned way, get her number or organise a date for the next week there and then. ive done that a few times, girls seem to like it.
if you can hold a convo youre fine, just make a comment about how people dont talk anymore they are just on their phones, that'll get the whole facebook conversation started and you can explain why you dont have one and not look like a weirdo.
I need to explain why I have 30 friends and no pictures or likes and shit like that. tell them after you say you hate how nobody talks or appreciates the moment (or some shit like that) and they love it.
In a way youre lucky, worst case scenario is a girl might throw a drink in your face or yell at you for flirting with her. and you wont get fucked over by the social media bullshit. itll just be a funny story to tell your mates
20/m/4510 Any one near me? Also if you are female and have a hooker fantasy, I could make that a reality. kik for pics
>>22936079
Same exact problem in Melbourne, except I have Facebook. It's gotten me laid once in 6 years and I don't even know how the fuck that happened.
Finding girls to hook up with seems fucking impossible if you don't go out to clubs and shit and don't use tinder or whatever the fuck.
any ausbro's still awake?
>>22936891
yeah mate. newcastle here
>>22936891
yeah brah
24/m/6000
>>22936690
Just get a damn hooker already. If they're exchanging sex for money then it's not a fantasy, it's prostitution and you might as well get somebody who knows what they're doing.
Fuck Sydney.
It's too expensive to live here.
>>22938367
Just get into the construction industry and make enough money to live in the houses you've built
>>22938367
True, and I think melb and brissy have much better looking babes as well
>>22936468
>>22936518
Anon, add this.is.a.throw.away to kik as well please
>>22936415
why do you move around so much? do you study?
>>22939179
Travelling domme /sex worker
>>22939187
Add my kik? lol
>>22939187
I'm intrigued. Got any specifics about what you do?
>>22939250
>>22940795
You morons. It's a different person saying that. He's most likely making a joke.
>>22941057
I dunno mate I change ID every time I turn my cell data on and off.
>>22941315
See
4163 M/20 here just looking to kill some time.
Kik is switchlight99
23/F
3350
Anyone want to chat, bored
>>22941874
sure!
>>22942048
Skype add?
>>22941874
Do you have snapchat?
21/M/2110
Home watching cricket until that finished so got nothing going on, who's up to chill
>>22942141
Nope
>>22942121
kik?
>>22930633
7003 WATDO
any central coast fags?
>>22942219
maybe i should make one
>>22942234
i'd skype but i am about to head out..make one and add me! jezza919
23 m 2171
Add me on snapchat
Jacksnappa92
23/m/4160
Want to cuddle ;_;
At home on a Friday night, texting with my mum about the vet back home.
Not even my benefited friend is interested.
I just want company. Boooo.
>>22942833
I'll be your benefited friend ;)
got snapchat?
>>22942864
Doesn't count if you can't snuggle and stroke balls far too intently.
>>22942870
ill drive down to you, where are you from>
>>22942876
You're very keen, I don't think I've A/S/L'd at all. What if I was 54/M/6006?
>>22942880
ill still let you stroke my balls ;)
>>22942883
Ah, but you'd be stroking mine.
>>22942893
you can stroke eacothers
>>22942893
hows the fishing going?
24/m/6000
>>22942893
just enjoying a night in with an old friend
>>22942898
Not fishing, honest.
>>22942908
Got to be friends first, m8
Anyone from Melbourne want to do something in the city? or other places?
Any gold coast girls like anime and weed?
Anyone still awake? Just woke up as the most itchy creature in the history of the world and now, after a shower and stealing almost all of the housemate's calamine lotion, am very awake.
>>22936069
finally yes
>>22930633
7250 here buddie
2264
i'm old and weird
4053/m/20
would be playing rust but either due to the updates or the weather it's too laggy to be playable so I'm just gonna watch movies and play agar.io for the next 3 months
Pretty sure my neighbour, who is like 60+ and married with 3 or 4 kids, just propositioned me for (gay) sex...
Another central coast femanon checking in, it's past that time so I'm chatty, what's up people? Pic related current jams
22 m 3585, bored as fuck, anyone able to add me to chat camohyland
>>22947844
Where abouts in the central coast?
>>22948069
Between Sydney and Newcastle lel
anyone doing anything around north sydney im bored as fuck
22/m / 2099
>>22947844
21/m/2261
21/m/5045 desperately bored, someone/anyone wanna drink/smoke/etc?
I'm an interesting person and pretty keen on an adventure or anything really.
>>22948279
Got Kik?
22/m/4102 bored outta my mind
>>22948427
niic94
F/ sunshine coast.
I want luv
>>22948451
ha, i might be heading up there very soon
>>22948451
Are you cute or intelligent?
And where abouts?
>>22942705
Back again. Same deal.
Or looking to go and get some food. Something social.
