MALE SEXY AUDIO (MSA)
Dirty talk, audio masturbation, vocal smut and shenanigans all recorded on vocaroo or other sites and posted.
Be as tame, romantic, sensual or filthy as you like. Record your masturbation, try some scripts, improv, sing, play music, talk about your favorite sexual fantasies, and/or just look for requests on the thread.
Be creative!
Please remember to tag your post with your Thread name, the request link and/or title and type of work (song, fap, script, etc...)
And if you sing please put the title on it.
All content is welcome here, but please keep in mind:
>Please keep long scripts and extreme scripts in pastebins (http://pastebin.com)
>Name and picture requests can be fulfilled, though name and picture requests more often than not, will be overlooked.
>Contactfagging is discouraged, please keep it to a minimum.
>Please only post an establishing post if you're a scriptwriter, performer or your id has changed.
>Refrain from spamming the thread.
>General 4chan and /soc/ rules apply.
>Please be civil towards the people.
If you have a request please tag it with <<Request>> or something along those lines.
Previous thread: >>22839272
AUDIO HOSTING SITES
http://www.vocaroo.com
http://tindeck.com/
http://www.picosong.com
http://clyp.it/
http://www.chirbit.com
http://soundgasm.net
https://soundcloud.com
TEXT-HOSTING
PASTEBIN: http://pastebin.com/
SOUND EDITING SOFTWARE
Audacity.sourceforge.net Best Free Recording Software on the Interwebs
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POPULAR SCRIPTS/SHENANIGANS
MSA Masterbin
http://pastebin.com/u/MSA-MasterBin
MALE Audio Scripts Mega-Archive
http://pastebin.com/TfqSfsKg
Questions for New Boys
http://pastebin.com/ssMAgcpb
Villian Marriage Proposal
http://pastebin.com/B9S1k68j
My Pet
http://pastebin.com/rmMkxuFN
Love Letter to Mistress
http://pastebin.com/tdgxuGbq
Ollie's Thread Panels
http://imgur.com/a/a2IMd
Azula's Thread Panels
http://imgur.com/a/DRF8J#0
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> MSA <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
THE 100-1 CHALLENGE
All you have to do is to count slowly down from 100 all the way down to 1, as you masturbate. The challenge is to try and hold back your orgasm until you reach 1, and then come for us delightfully.
Sounds easy, but it's harder than you think - generally about a third of the guys make it to 1, and two thirds come before they reach 1. Can you do it?
For the record, it's totally okay to come before you get to 1 if you want to, it's just more fun for you if you at least try to hold it back as long as you can...
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EDGING--Masturbating as close to getting off without getting off as you can. Some like to rinse/repeat and do this over the span of a few days or weeks until they can't take it anymore, others just do once in a single session leaving themselves unfulfilled, and some do it repeatedly in a single session until they get off.- Why try this? For some it's about willpower, for some masochism, others it's just about the fun of driving themselves out of their mind with sexual frustration until they can't take it anymore which listeners usually quite enjoy.
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REMEMBER:
WE LOVE REQUESTS. No matter how stupid, off topic, kinky, weird or wonderful you may think your request is. If you have a fetish, a need for a lullaby, desire for a joke, or a script you want read- you're bound to find a bevvy of male performers willing to satisfy your every whim.
If you don't post your desires, we can't fulfill them- so don't be shy.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> MSA <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
/r/ you trying to humiliate and insult a girl with a huge ass, thick thighs and wide hips in class
if youre feeling generous continue by shoving her into a closet to bully her and end up fucking her
please please please, i appreciate it. I'm a big fan of these threads ;-;
Guten morgen, Guten Tag or Guten abend!
Luger-sama, reporting for duty!
Now with 100% more german accent and with healthy dose of National Socialism!
Come one, come all! Request stuff only at your local Nazi!
Maledom slapping - a script from /msa/!
http://chirb.it/kmGdw7
Daddys Punishment - another script from /msa/!
http://chirb.it/py9kvO
Dominating a Mistress!
http://chirb.it/nALv7N
10 minutes of pure Fleshlight-on-Luger action!
http://chirb.it/dcNz59
Fappy times!
http://chirb.it/pEMzh7
http://chirb.it/EC7Gm1
http://chirb.it/9Mnxxc
Sold off into slavery - a Luger original!
http://chirb.it/bA6sDc
Raceplay with Luger - Nigger bitches smell!
http://chirb.it/5FxJ7J
SS-Sturmbannführer Johann Luger has his way with you!
http://chirb.it/MKckFg
Wehrmachtslieder:
Erika: http://chirb.it/Pmw29e
Das Panzerlied: http://chirb.it/q5MIpJ
Helion establishing.
Posts from previous thread:
>Questions from the opposite gender thread
http://chirb.it/yCpvOM
>Sassy Minx Part 1 (script: http://pastebin.com/qgFsPrxQ )
http://chirb.it/FD99J6
>Sassy Minx part 2a (oral option, script: http://pastebin.com/UHFdQYcr )
http://chirb.it/qtLD5f
>Sassy Minx part 2b(spanking option, script: http://pastebin.com/NXWWYB5t )
http://chirb.it/wd2cIk
Requests that I have outstanding/which I am intending to complete:
>Mdom lewdness including collaring, fucking and cumming inside
>sweet talk whilst recieving a bj
>Elder scrolls lore reading
hey, I'm that sub from the last thread with no name yet.
the one that sang Marceline songs.
waiting for any requests. I'll do whatever.
new boys questions
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1gT9zSoREXV
(song) when I don't remember you
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1OLDbUEQcZ8
If that femanon from the last thread requesting a reading of elder scrolls lore is around, her'es what she asked for.
>Elder Scrolls Lore - The Great War
http://chirb.it/Mbddrz
http://www.chirbit.com/doitdoitdoit
-100-1 CHALLENGE:
http://chirb.it/r30dnH
-QUESTIONS FOR NEW AND OLD BOYS:
http://chirb.it/HpHbqr (sexy)
http://chirb.it/m6Ifee (boring)
http://chirb.it/17b1Ev (Questions for Anon's (Hard Answers Edition))
-VILLAIN/WARLORD MARRIAGE PROPOSAL
http://chirb.it/62drPv (boring)
http://chirb.it/JM4yO6 (funny)
-SCRIPTS
Sit on Daddy's Lap (incest, daddy, daughter, ageplay) By Ollie
http://chirb.it/Prwdmb
Bedroom Talk 04: Naughty Girl by BoyfromEngland
http://chirb.it/cJDhqk
Home Invasion Photo Shoot (rape, force, gunplay)
http://chirb.it/fG4pr4
Garrus by Lammy
http://chirb.it/H6ePN2
-MASTURBATING
http://chirb.it/x6MxhM (moaning)
http://chirb.it/Gztbv0 (dramatic reading)
http://chirb.it/eavqMb (Holding it+ multiple orgasms)
http://chirb.it/0BFqc0 (Multiple + talk at the end)
http://chirb.it/195Esd
http://chirb.it/L3fPtv
http://chirb.it/GGHgsK (Edging 2.0)
http://chirb.it/3Amvqf (Silent)
-INSTRUCTIONALS/JOI
http://chirb.it/8pphIB (female)
http://chirb.it/05kNCI (female, by SERA13)
-FIFTEEN PHRASES CHALLENGE
http://chirb.it/I4N3Ng
-STORYTELLING/SCRIPTS
The Husband Who Was to Mind the House
http://chirb.it/dF8Mz1
Three Billy Goats Gruff
http://chirb.it/Mtf9Kb
Boots Who Ate a Match With the Troll
http://chirb.it/NBd4eP
-SINGING
Blåkveill (Norwegian)
http://chirb.it/zFx978
Oppi Overbygd (Norwegian, traditional)
http://chirb.it/PfJmpG
The Coasts of High Barbary - Lesley Nelson-Burns (Shanty)
http://chirb.it/8Fm7bI
-IMPROV
CHAINED AND TOYED WITH
http://chirb.it/KJ9Hqm
"HOW I'D RAVAGE YOU AFTER WORK"
http://chirb.it/pcEO82
UNCLOTHING
http://chirb.it/r1dtmL
TRAIN RAPE JAP GIRL
http://chirb.it/eJxtgP
Taking virginity after movie n dinner.
http://chirb.it/nOaw8k
>>22906259
Names ( All I think of are cute/adorable things)
Clover
Flower ( From Bambi, super cute character)
Bashful
Fluttershy? ( joke/not joke)
Snuggles
I think I'm partial to Clover or Bashful.
I know you're a sub, but I'm curious if you'd test your range? Try these out you want.
http://pastebin.com/zvSgVyYZ
http://pastebin.com/srLYr5eF
I was considering posting but i don't know how i'd do
also, can't see myself doing the lewd or weird things- too awkard
>>22906497
Never know unless you try. Worst can happen is you decide meh and leave after a day. We have a few that don't do any lewd etc. It's fun!
>>22906259
You should go by marcel because ya know
>>22906568
>Not Marshal Lee
>>22906414
What were you looking for? I have only done this a few times so I probably do sound autistic.
>>22906579
guys with ACTUALLY distinctive voices. none of this whisper cringe or riding on the accent coattails.
>>22906576
LMAO yes!!
>>22906589
Would someone who sounded a bit like K-Billy (radio guy) from Reservoir Dogs do it for you? (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-zQmPJwCESI)
>>22906259
Sing "I'm just your problem" but include the non-singing parts from that scene won't you?
ay where the girls with all the fat asses at?
www.chirbit.com/sweetrig
www.chirbit.com/differentman
what is happenin niggas
>vocal smut
every fucking time
the namefagging circlejerks on this thread also make it shitty. just fucking post to clyp.it or vocaroo where you aren't billboards for your shitty "voice acting" careers.
>>22906805
I have to agree that asking for a nickname is weird.
>>22906813
It establishes a person better. It would be fairly difficult to be like "hey it's this voice again"
I just don't see how it's weird idk
>>22906805
lmao i really feel like you don't have a real idea of what goes on in this thread if you think dudes do this for a voice acting career
stay salty
>>22906850
also, this. just helps people in the thread recognize people with their favorite voices and things they do and shit
>>22906850
I guess I always thought of it as something that happens organically like in the cam girl threads, granted a body or face right in the thread is easier for viewers to think, hey it's them again.
>>22906890
Well considering that chirbit usually helps keep a nice library of said recorders voice, it helps to have a name established so they can use it in the username.
>>22906945
What is yours?
I kind of want to hear more from that guy who did a quick one toward the end of the last thread that sounded like one of those old-time nasally radio announcers. There is a lot of potential there.
>>22906971
I'm an FSA recorder
>>22907021
Yeah, I'm just trying to learn from others that do it.
>>22906971
That was me.
-AFUG
>>22907065
Fucking great man, truly.
>>22907092
You're talking about,
Clyp.it/r33hjf33 ?
I also did,
Clyp.it/1gp4v10d
Because old timey accents are funny to me.
>>22907131
I actually haven't heard any of your recordings. What does AFUG stand for?
>>22907151
A Fucked Up Guy
I used to be around in 2010 or 2011. Anyone from then that says they don't know me is a fucking communist.
>>22907174
Ohhh okay
>>22906568
>>22906576
>>22906491
thanks for the nicnames. I didn't mean to start an argument about it, but I guess I'll call myself Marshall then. speaking of which
>>22906721
sorry it took so long, I had to learn the chords.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0lemBQpGlFr
>>22907319
Do you really have nothing better to do than shit up a thread?
>>22907299
Good job!
>>22907347
i'll say nice things when i hear nice things.
>>22904886
p-please
I'm having a really bad week
>>22907984
Do you mean like another student bullying you like calling you fat and stuff?
>>22907984
Did someone say.... Thick?
>>22908025
not really focusing on fat but on how fat my lower half is ;;
>>22908034
T H I C K
H
I
C
K
>>22908049
let me ask, do you mean college or highschool when you say 'in class'
>>22908101
Well I'm in high school but whichever is more convenient is fine
>>22908112
doesn't matter to me, I just want to say shit that makes sense or at least seems more real.
>>22908140
thank you!
>>22908154
Don't thank me, I'm new and shitty but giving it a shot.
>>22908154
http://vocaroo.com/i/s16uNP0cEQh8
Sorry for the late response, any feedback is appreciated.
>>22904886
http://chirb.it/k0c1wr
Hey, tried putting some effort into this because i love big girls and their thick asses and thighs, think i got the high school environment pretty nicely.
hope you enjoy!
>>22904886
>>22907984
I made a quick one.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s07XOZCW3oCe
>>22910229
https://clyp.it/q5aucoua
>>22906384
Ahh thank you so much, I love this.
Ayyy
>>22910813
lmao
I did the new guy questionnaire.
https://clyp.it/qjbuq2yq
Um.
Yeah, hopefully this don't suck.
Crit welcome.
>>22908618
>>22909268
>>22909391
holy shit i come back to this? I love all this so much, its all so fuckin good wow thank you guys so much ;;
>>22910348
You're welcome. Also, I set it to downloadable (I recall you mentioning using those sorts of readings to help you get to sleep, so thought that aspect would be useful)
If there are other articles from the ES wiki you'd like read don't hesitate to ask... That was actually kinda fun (though I did find myself wish that i'd re-read it again before I went and recorded it:P )
>>22911106
You are welcome.
>>22907299
dope
Requests
1. Describe your body in detail. Especially body hair, genitals, chest, nipples, all that.
2. Give a speech describing and explaining male puberty using your body as an example, as if you were teaching a class naked, maybe to unaware females or a little brother or something. (Like "See, my balls are larger than this diagram. Mine reached this size when I was 15" or something)
http://chirb.it/2yd3aO
>>22911888
I'm really glad you liked it! also nice trips.
>>22912060
I just described myself. I dunno if I'm doing it right, so I'm sorry if it sucks.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0fhOBHwsd5i
also more singing because fuck that one guy. it's just the crystal gems theme
http://vocaroo.com/i/s01BTRqwkWVq
>>22912329
I like this
>>22906026
I really love you're accent. Very noice
>>22904839
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0P2yAI9eWXr
first time posting be nice!
>>22911106
just glad you ended up liking it. went through the trouble of grabbing that ambient noise and shit lmao
>>22912060
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0esgHhDetGa
body description
will do second request in maybe a lil while
Help! I'm having an artistic blockade! I can't write my scripts for shit. ;__;
>>22913460
What kind of script are you trying to write?
>>22913460
Sauce
bed time bump
>>22912619
https://clyp.it/nt1nu51z
>>22915082
Hahaha. Ehh I was a bit drunk that's all I can say. But your voice sounded mechanical. Also cute laugh
>>22915117
https://clyp.it/lcrg3x52
>>22915132
Haha cute. Its a compliment
>>22915168
Further elaboration needed: What is "mechanical?"
>>22915234
I don't know. Like ummm it's different. Not emotionemotional. Idk
>>22915245
https://clyp.it/kcrwt3qq
>>22915269
Still kinda mechanical. But made me laugh
>>22915305
Wait whatt. This is the same one. Still not too emotional
>>22915317
Shit happens,
https://clyp.it/y23b3x0q
-AFUG
>>22915330
Hahaha. Okay that wasn't as echo nick. Its like your tone idk. I say weird thing when I'm drunk
>>22915456
https://clyp.it/bsksugwv
-AFUG
https://clyp.it/xvleiaro
People tell me I have a nice, deep, radio voice
I'm procrastinating so I'll say whatever
Here's another
https://clyp.it/xtl1fdrg
>>22915481
More like I've been off and on drunk all day cuz there might be a problem. And I'm just gonna stop talking about your voice cuz I keep being weird haha
>>22915525
I always appreciate "unique" descriptions for my super uniquely mechanical voice.
-AFUG
>>22915554
Shhh just ignore everything I just said. Your voice is nice period ok? Okay
>>22915502
>>22915524
Yes there are... how are we supposed to schlick if you don't talk long enough. Hm?
>>22915572
https://clyp.it/s01cqi5q
-AFUG
>>22915587
Tell me to say something
>>22915502
You sound like you are trying too hard. Also I hear men that sound like you all the time
>>22915590
Gahh shushhhh
>>22915481
You sound bored. Is the best way to describe it. It's not bad, just you. You totally sound like you could narrate a tired detective. *nods* mhm.
(I am 100%. Also 100% not a troll)
>>22915596
Mkay.
http://pastebin.com/zvSgVyYZ
>>22915602
yeah it's a kind of exaggerated radio voice
not terribly keen on my normal voice
Metal Gear: Snake Beater
https://clyp.it/playlist/fcehb3lj
>>22915615
I've been dreadfully bored for 10 years.
>>22915616
>>22915616
Sorry, I was going to say, can I hear your "normal" voice?
>>22915615
boom: https://clyp.it/aq14lvwq
Not much of an actor soz, id be more expressive but im afraid of waking up my flat mates
>>22915641
see above. thats *kinda* my normal voice
>>22915637
I knew it. Sorry bro.
>>22915675
...Kidnap me any day. <3
Thank you.
>>22915688
no probs
still procrastinating tho, so ill record more if u want
pretty bored here
>>22915700
Can you give a ramble about how you feel when you're attracted to someone? Not what you're attracted to, but just how you feel.
>>22915675
Not a fan
>>22915713
Yeesh was a hard q to answer but here u go:
https://clyp.it/zrahsgdt
>>22915741
fair enough :)
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0esgHhDetGa
tfw two separate people blow you off in one weekend
>>22915759
No disappointment at all. If that's how you feel then that's fine. Thank you ^.^
>>22915770
I enjoy your voice and the content you produce, but your smacking. It's perfectly natural. Keep doing it, I don't really care. Just pointing it out.
Also you sound very huggable.
>>22915841
well, my cat spends a lot of time on my lap so if that's any indication of my huggableness? sorry about my lip smacking and stuff though. glad someone enjoys my content, unless this comment was made for someone else
https://clyp.it/jwxy4j4n
Ginger, I can't read scripts seriously, Ginger. Help me, Ginger.
-AFUG
>>22915759
I really enjoy your voice, looking forward to more things from you.
>>22915675
Mmf that voice. You sound so timid with such a manly voice and it fits the role perfectly
>>22915759
Yet again. Lovely voice. What kind of people are you in to
>>22915914
I just popped in after like 4 days and this made me laugh so hard.
>>22916011
>>22916020
thanks but this is probably a one off
im not usually on /soc/, im just procrastinating and i happen to have a mic set up (the work im avoiding is electroacoustic composition :P)
but ill record whatever u want now
>>22916020
ill record my answer
>>22916020
here ya go
https://clyp.it/eqobuvhp
>>22916020
>>22916096
(apologies for the shit answer - its late, my brains not really working rn)
>>22916108
Haha I loved it it really made me laugh. And I agree that's a hard question to answer. It totally depends on who the person is in your eyes I guess. Sadly I'm not many of those things. I'm very blunt. And I have a lot of humor. But it's very dry and sarcastic. I have long blond brown hair (classified as dirty blonde) but I am tall (5'8) and I do have a vagina so WOOO
Also. I happen to be posting in the FSA thread as L is you want to hear my terribly plain voice haha
But I loved your answer and your voicw
>>22916135
U fill most of the criteria by the sounds of it (though i couldn't muster very many preferences lol - i'm being v slow tonight)
props on the vagina tho
ill check out ur voice in the FSA thread :)
>>22916170
Thankss. And I get it late nights are hard and thinking is harder. Just a warning. My voice is so fucking plain. And it sounds weird on my mic
>>22916186
(kinda new to the whole ID thing - is urs Icx1nmYU?)
>>22916096
Wow. That voice, holy shit. You should just say more things and just okay. Just. Thanks pls say words
>>22916198
https://clyp.it/phpo45lo
hope that suffices ;)
>>22916196
No haha its TYYxD6PV
>>22916194
...I enjoy laughing, so hopefully that came through.
And girls named Ginger are never ginger. No idea why.
>>22916209
It only kind of does you sunnuva bish. You should ramble about something idk man. I had a shitty day at work and your voice is just p awesome
>>22916244
https://clyp.it/iieh5byo
apologies for the impressions...
>>22916221
https://clyp.it/uounvs3l
-AFUG
>>22916318
Kek I just made a ramble recording so that helped.
YouTube videos are great. It's good to be productive though, right?
Also never apologize for impressions! Impressions are great! I'm laughing at your impressions to be honest hahaha I think you did a good job!
>>22916375
That's what you sound like?!
>>22916378
Yeah i've always been awful at procrastinating tho, need to shake off dem bad habits
And thanks - were it the middle of the day id probably have done a better job at the impressions. ah well
i'm gonna hit the sack now, hope ur day doesnt end badly too :)
>>22916405
I honestly thought they were good! And I should probably follow in your foot steps and go to bed. I gotta get up sooooo freakin early.
>>22916375
Is this your real voice? Because you kinda sound like Heath Ledger Joker, so hearing you monologue about laughing is kind of a trip.
>>22916463
https://clyp.it/qyawatjm
- AFUG
>>22916541
>asks the same thing
>gets ignored
;-;
>>22916552
https://clyp.it/qpgixjjy
-AFUG
>>22916541
>dat laugh
Hope to see you around some more.
>>22916659
Yeah I've seen you post and just never listened to you until now idk why
>>22916661
I do get bored, but there's a lot of circleshlicking around one or two regulars during primetime, or your odd accented European. Still, I linger sometimes.
>>22916694
https://clyp.it/s15jram5
-AFUG
>>22916725
I'm a slightly evil person, I must admit. This recording made me giggle
>>22916725
I'm guilty of that, but... I like to have a safe outlet for my inner overly enthusiastic fangirl. Some of the people on MSA seem like they are okay with that, and some seem like they would find it uncomfortable.
But I also just in general like listening to people, either talking or being sexy. So don't assume people aren't listening, okay?
>>22916725
>>22916754
I should add that I do regret not having listened to you before now
>>22916754
https://clyp.it/et5oflpe
-AFUG
>>22916778
Haha as oh my goodness I was just singing this from reading the title of the previous recording. Pls no
>>22916764
When I had my "fandom" it did make me a little anxious, if you could believe it. But now I don't really care. Besides, said European guy usually makes old news of me quickly (back then it was Scotfag, hah!) Also, I don't blame people for not listening to me. I wouldn't listen to me, either!
>>22916765
That's it. Feel that regret. Feel it penetrate.
-AFUG
>>22916801
P-pls no. If it makes you feel better, I get ignored on FSA
>>22916801
Sometimes girls just need to squeal over things. This does not mean we are stalking you. It's just fun.
>>22916842
You probably aren't getting ignored, either. FSA has a lot of lurkers.
>>22916842
Why do you think you're being ignored? Admittedly, people could be just like me; fap to something and leave without saying a word.
-AFUG
>>22916849
Oh it wasn't stalking that I was worried about (that did happen with a Reddit girl...), it just felt like a sort of impostor syndrome scenario.
>>22916849
Yeah I get excited over stuff and I think it gets overwhelming.
>>22916854
I don't usually post sexy shit and everyone wants to hear the recorders do something with animals, children, or be children. I'm not into that. Not kink shaming, it's just not for me.
>>22916868
I knew a FSA person from way back that said the same thing as you. Also, look at me, I hardly do anything that would constitute pussy drippings.
>>22916890
Yeah but u have a bretty nice voice. I don't really have a great voice idk. And I'm all faggy with feelings and shit
>>22916893
Bretty nice? BRETTY NICE? I don't even know what that means and I know it's downscaling a compliment!
Feelings are fine. I have feelings too. We can feel eachother, savvy.
>>22916917
BRETTY IS BROBABLY A GOOD THING IDK!!!!1 yeah let's FEEL each other. I'll sing u sad songs plix
>>22916890
Honestly about half the time I listen to stuff from MSA I'm having a bad day and just want to hear someone say something nice to me, and your voice is kind of matinee idolish, which is honestly sexy and not the usual thing we get here.
Sometimes you wish you were the girl in the dress walking into the detective's office, you know?
>>22916931
Yeah...hah...hah, that's the kind of feels I meant, totes. Still downscaled a compliment. Sing me "Book of Love" by the way.
>>22916952
Is it because you heard me do the old timey recordings? Or do I just naturally sound like an old timey times person?
>>22916967
I didn't mean that kind of feel u twit twat
>>22916967
Also I don't think I have the skills to sing that song :(((((((( I can sing you Sam smith
>>22916976
Well, I did!
>>22917003
No. You will sing me some Korn.
>>22916967
Well, a bit of both, maybe?
I think the regional accent you have is one that I associate with old films, along with the kind of heavy, warm quality, like you are kind of tired. There's almost no California/Generic Minnesota in it, which I associate with a more modern sound.
But the old timey recordings could be coloring my opinions.
>>22917013
Rude boy ok. How do you expect me to sing korn !!?????¿
>>22917018
https://clyp.it/uvdqrnar
>>22917033
https://clyp.it/thhyhvu0
-AFUG
>>22917059
>finally responds with a recording
Tybg
>>22917059
If they didn't allow me to bust out the crayolas at work I would never get any work done.
I'm sorry if you're horribly depressed, I feel bad for complimenting that, now.
>>22917066
YOU CAN JUST ASK LIKE OMG!
>>22917085
>If they didn't allow me to bust out the crayolas at work I would never get any work done.
I'm not sure if that was a joke or just really cute innocence.
>I'm sorry if you're horribly depressed, I feel bad for complimenting that, now.
Who knows if am? That's what I meant. I'm not sure if my voice would be a reflection of that. Maybe I've just always sounded this way. Either way, I hope someone out there enjoys it more than me.
-AFUG
>>22917099
B-but I'm shy :(
>>22917099
Yeah, but if you are, I'm sorry.
It's horrible when people don't notice and your life just sucks.
It took me until I'd already typed it to realize what you probably meant, then I decided to stand by my earlier statement.
>>22917109
https://clyp.it/22s1tk3h
>>22917118
https://clyp.it/euqdm535
-AFUG
>>22917155
Please
>Tfw I'm trying to think of longer responses to give you so your recordings will be longer, but I clearly suck at this.
>>22917166
I love it when you beg...and think...
>>22917195
Oh I can beg better than that;)
And think!
>>22917155
I like your accent. Although it's cool that you can switch it up at least enough to be funny. I can only change to different american regional accents and I can't control it.
Sometimes the accents are distracting, actually. Except for a few of the performers here who otherwise really hit the button for me.
Also, "No no no, none of that talk!" was pretty squealworthy in my opinion.
>>22917207
https://clyp.it/u2amgif5
>>22917220
https://clyp.it/ngwi5ocu
-AFUG
>>22917246
Pls just gib contact info pls thx
>>22917254
https://clyp.it/ypqaiw3f
-AFUG
>>22917246
You killed me at "Gotta move to Boston."
Then I listened to the other file and it got worse.
I'm slain. My roommate just gave me her displeased, loud laughter after midnight face.
>>22917279
Pffft! Screw roommates. I have two roommates, and one just slams shit at late hours. I've been scared out of my sleep more times than I can count now. That makes me just want to get revenge on roommates everywhere now.
>>22917290
But... but... lower rent. And sometimes free pizza.
But honestly, yeah, sometimes living with people sucks. Mine plays loud vidya at odd hours on her days off since she's on 3rd shift.
>>22917329
It's true. But I mean, why can't roommates just be awesome?! One of them is a cool dude, but he bags women more than me so I'm inclined to be jealous. Also, she plays vidya? What's her digits, yo?!
>>22915895
No worries. Happens to the best of us. You've gotten praise and don't sell yourself short. I mean come on, you're 5'11" that's pretty tall to my 5'3".
>>22917344
You don't have what she's looking for in a mate. Unless you're the most convincing reverse trap ever.
What kind of vidya do you play?
<request>
Hey guys, I'm having a weird night and just wanna go to sleep. Lights are off. Kitty is curled up against me in bed with me curled around her. I can't get my mind to quiet down. I feel alone, and sad, and the future just seems so dark. Tried a few of those relaxation type things on youtube but they're almost making it worse. Sorry, I don't even know what exactly I'm requesting here, I just need the connection of a familiar voice right now. Would be grateful for anything any of you wants to record. Please?
>>22917534
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1uruLq7Hy4D
>>22912060
Number 2
http://vocaroo.com/i/s11GEZbQOU0D
>>22917534
sleep tite pupper
>>22917385
I am a reverse happy guy. Does that count for anything?
I play all sorts. I get easily distracted with Fallout 4 (like during this thread), Heroes of the Storm, Overwatch. Used to play lots of League of Legends, but fuck that shit.
-AFUG
>>22917534
Hope this helps.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0og1jOAEpev
-Midnight Rambler
>>22918016
When will you bow to the Emperor of Mankind Donald Trump, Rambler-dono?
>>22918143
I'll bow to Trump when he gives me all of his assets to do with as I please.
My knee needs a lot of incentive to bend.
>>22918413
>>22918595
>>22918670
Oh Rambler.
>>22908618
Please record more!
Requesting a male dragon of any degree of human talking to a friend he's known for a while. He can tell the friend wants him, and he kind of wants the friend.
He just found a dragon mouth sex toy in that friend's house by accident. He's going to tease that friend until he's a puddle on the floor, then offer him the blowjob "to see if the real thing is better."
>>22919110
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1SCB87or7rd
>>22917616
>>22917810
>>22918016
Thank you both<3
how come aussies never post here during their shitposting hours?
>>22920486
>aussies
>vocally sexy
https://youtu.be/OLFoQokmpvo
we have only one, and he's an expat and seldom get the attention he deserves.
>>22917923
If it is something you wouldn't mind, would you do a 100-1 please? Your voice is very pleasant to listen to.
>>22917366
>>22917366
Yeah, i was getting some attention toward the end of last thread but it seems the fanfare is gone. it is nice when it happens tho
>>22919117
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1SCB87or7rd
Thank you for responding and fuck yes that's a good fucking voice. Please record it with that. I could hear the lust dripping off it right at the end.
>>22920919
I have no idea what that is. Long ago, someone else tried to get me to countdown from 10 and I had no idea why.
-AFUG
>>22919586
No problem. Go git 'em!
>captcha: select all images with grass
I don't see Colorado in there...
>>22921494
jack it counting from 100-1 then let the baby batter flow
that's what it is
Reposing these requests from the /d/ gentle femdom thread.
Another one. A guy trying really hard not to cum while he's being teased by a dominant girl and talking about it in a kind of internal monologue the whole time. This is my secret fetish and trying not to cum followed by orgasms is fucking hot as hell. If you actually edge yourself before recording you will officially be the best recording Anon ever.
This is an anonymous forum. I'm going to say it. Pleasurable ballbusting. Rather than it being about pain, either you or a girl you know found out that lightly slapping or hitting your balls makes you cum almost instantly. Doing it lighter can "edge" you towards that instant and powerful orgasm, so you do that before cumming all over everything.
Anything to do with traps. Anything. Especially totally perverted shameless ones who want to be boysluts. It could be you as the trap, it could be your girl dressing you like one even though you aren't, and it could be you having a threesome with one. I love traps so much.
Pls post animal sounds
Cavalier here. Back for more rants or shenanigans.
>>22923011
you mean what we're doing already doesn't qualify?
BADUM TSS
http://chirb.it/m0gLvc
answered some questions
This week is my last week of classes before finals, and I'm seriously sick. Please give me some encouragement to get better. Be as lewd or cute as you want.
<request>
Questions for anybody and everybody who feels like answering them! Skip whatever you want, change whatever you want, and take as much or as little time as you feel like. I love listening to these:))
>When was the last time you danced?
>Describe, if you have one, your morning shaving ritual.
>You can haz new toy.
>...specifically of the tech gadget variety.
>...more specifically, of the "doesn't actually exist but you think it should be a thing, because reasons" variety.
>What's your new toy?
>Tell us about a time you were mesmerized by the sight of somebody doing something. What was it? Why were so taken by it? Have you sought it out again since?
>What is there too much of in the world, and why is it pain?
>What's your wardrobe like? Are you a hat guy? What do you wear to bed?
>Where/when do you feel the most free?
>Do dicks float? Like when you're just relaxed chilling in the bathtub and whatnot?
>Think back to the very first time you came. Were you surprised by it or did you know what to expect?
>Oooh and for that matter, does the whole "weightlessness" thing of being in water make boners feel extra cool or is it not that much different from normal?
>What's your favorite part of a lover's body to play with? Sexually, idly, whatever -- where are your hands drawn??
>>22923920
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0qWBtLRGQ92
>>22923920
http://chirb.it/p57FGp
>>22924067
Sorry that vocaroo was being lame but I'm glad you redid the recording, thank you! I think there might be apps like that. Then again those barcode scanner apps never seem to bring up anything useful but still, maybe try searching "comparison shopping"? Re: watching metalworkers, wordworkers, etc, I came across this a few weeks ago and can't get it out of my head lol, maybe you'll dig it: https://youtube.com/watch?v=nOMlqTbMa8k
Interesting perspective on the pain question; thanks for that. Oh and the sex + water thing...hydrophilia? Is that the one you were thinking of? I was definitely romanticising a bit there but it's less to do with being a hydrophile and more to do with thinking dicks seem fun to play with and not having one myself lol. I've had sex in water before and I agree with you on it pretty much sucking most of the time. Silicone lube helps but the bathroom still ends up flooded:)
Thanks again for recording!
>>22912329
ugh so qt ;A;
hey um, since you made me curious, could you now elaborate on some of your /d/ tier kinks? even one or two is fine, the more embarrassed you get, the better ;>
>>22924108
Your answer to the dancing one made me smile:) What's the 1st of December ritual about? Favorite month? Just a fan of winter? Ooh and ShoeGoo! For your boot, if that part is accessible enough to reach and be able to dry freely. That stuff is great. Hmm and maybe 6pm.com for the winter jacket thing? Gonna go listen to that song you mentioned. & thanks for recording, I enjoyed hearing your answers:))
>>22923920
QUESTIONS?!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0uQ0luJLqSt
ANSWERED.
>>22923920
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1M2FwW0jhX2
>>22912060
DESCRIPTIONS?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1z3yDjBIWin
Described.
>My link is topped with Win.
>>22924239
A real response?
:3 I feel warm and cozy. I-I... I don't feel like a tool...
U make being sick suck much less.
>>22923348
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0leUATVNMmK
I haven't posted here in a long time but I was lurkin' and saw no one had responded to you yet so... yeah
Ferret establishing.
>Not really sexy
Anon Finds Femanon Browsing at 4:00 AM
https://chirb.it/MNIheI
Tucking You In
http://chirb.it/z1gA0w
Sinfully Lewd Handholding (w/ Ambience)
http://chirb.it/r9FEOH
Sinfully Lewd Handholding (no Ambience)
http://chirb.it/Gc3Ikw
>Sexy(?)
Questions for New Boys + Masturbation (Part 1)
http://chirb.it/wDvE19
Questions for New Boys + Masturbation (Part 2)
http://chirb.it/r1dxdH
Virgin Femdom
http://chirb.it/FAII77
>Singing
Stay Awake (Mary Poppins) [A cappella]
https://chirb.it/f7EmhE
Truly Scrumptious (Chitty Chitty Bang Bang) [A cappella]
https://chirb.it/qPFtas
Hushabye Mountain (Chitty Chitty Bang Bang) [A cappella]
https://chirb.it/e4wNLn
>>22921811
You've motivated me.
I'm now working on a somewhat forced crossdressing scenario, might be able to incorporate the edging and denial in there as well.
>>22923348
Also here's a few encouraging words for finals:
https://chirb.it/MDCvkg
>>22923920
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1i173I5GphC
>>22923920
https://clyp.it/xjc31msg
-AFUG
>>22925547
Precious ferret ;-;
>>22924283
I was only able to talk about two before it was too much for me. ;-; I get very flustered in this recording but I'm not sure if that's what you wanted or not, so I hope it's okay
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0EkImYHY5vN
>>22912329
>>22926165
oh that's weird my ID changed.
>>22926165
Guessing you're gay
>>22926178
nope, pretty straight.
>>22926320
You sound gay
Evening MSA
Requesting improv on sexy flirting and being asked to go over to their place. Give this femanon some encouraging words as to why you and I should happen. Make blush MSA.
>>22926356
How sexy do you want it?
>>22926376
As sexy as you want it to be.
>>22926356
https://clyp.it/pzts2kde
-AFUG
a little singing before bed because why not.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0iSDuKCV9EX
>>22926419
I really love your audios.
>>22926609
Well I really love you.
>>22926419
wrekt
>>22926708
Wrekt that pussy.
-AFUG
>>22926419
Lol thank you it made me smile and laugh.
>>22926720
You funny dawg. Tell me a story
>>22926742
https://clyp.it/x2yoinh3
-AFUG
Crow Establishing!
My Chirbit
http://www.chirbit.com/MSACrow
Things people have liked:
A Kiss to Build a Dream On
http://chirb.it/tO02dF
Dom Fuck
http://chirb.it/5PN356
Home Invasion Molestation Parts 1-3
http://chirb.it/zOmJ7L
http://chirb.it/kq2Aeh
http://chirb.it/Hd1f1q
Recent stuff:
Come over here: (public, dom, script)
http://chirb.it/bngf4F
Sensitive teasing
http://chirb.it/cscsGD
Short & Mean
http://chirb.it/J64cAm
Dom Improv
http://chirb.it/3K2ech
>>22923920
And for you
http://chirb.it/FF20nd
I'm a little late to this thread, anyone have any particularly juicy requests?
http://chirb.it/cf2cap
Not going to try and give myself a name. I'm just practicing a reading for a thing I'm doing this week, figured I'd submit it here to get your impressions.
>>22926855
people like your voice? wut
>>22926886
https://clyp.it/ilu4a42t
My best impression.
my id changes often when I'm on my phone, >>22924283 still
>>22926165
holy fuck though are you real??
the more you talk about yourself and your preferences I like you
but then again I'm just a nerdy big girl with no sweetie to bully and frustrate sexually ;o; and maybe nonsexually, if he wants it :3
can you talk about times where you were pushed to your limit? doesn't necessarily need to be sexual. being manipulated and you really enjoyed it, or your favorite experience where someone forced you to submit? or is that too much too soon after getting so flustered..? :p
>>22926830
that was a p good story, thought you were going to bed tho!
>>22926926
Going to bed was ruse, it was a setup to the climax. You've been duped.
-AFUG
>>22926917
Woah. Brevity is the soul of wit, but obviously you misunderstood that axiom.
>>22926934
amazing, flood in the knickers
>>22926939
Dat axiom. It's where fudge is made.
>>22926946
https://clyp.it/lxlkxoz5
-AFUG
>>22926968
I'm actually not from the UK, I'm just weird. But I enjoy that you're conversing back.
>>22926990
I'm weird, too. Now I want Maltesers.
>>22927004
I'm still recovering from getting the duping of my life earlier. Fucking insane, cannot believe you're not asleep right now. What a mad man.
>>22926968
Whereas you're the fudge made from it? Your point could use some work, chief. I was just looking for constructive criticism on my reading.
