What are some good Tinder opening lines?
Ask them a question regarding their bio, that's what I do.
i dont kiss on the first date
Whats the difference between me and my couch?
My couch pulls out
(or you could make it like "Do you know where i can buy a new couch?"..........."Yeah im tired of mine, like me, it doesn't pull out"
Hi, I'm _____ but you can call me Best Buy cuz I can turn your bedroom into an entertainment center.
Are you a campfire? Cuz you're pretty hot and I want S'more.
>>22898417
So many people are too lazy to have one, though.
>>22898428
Too forward?
>>22898492
It's Tinder. Don't worry too much about being forward. People are more relaxed, or else they're on the wrong dating app.
>>22898502
Are people just expecting hookups right from the offset? I'm kind of new to Tinder.
>>22898409
You're already thinking too much about this, it shouldn't be your only thing going on in life
"So, are we exclusive now?"
>>22898615
Keep on mind not every girl on there is looking for hookups but the majority probably are. i met my girlfriend on Tinder but i didn't use a dirty opener, i seen she had something interesting in her bio and commented on that, the funny thing is she told me later that she straight out ignored people who opened with comments like that couch one anon is telling you to use.
So look at her bio and see if you think shes the type of girl whose only out for a root or out for something more.
>>22898409
Anon from the last thread that gave all the advice.
Here are my top 5.
>pic related
>You don't know how many times I had to swipe left to find you.
>So we matched, should we plan our wedding?
>Life is short, lets skip the introduction can I get your number?
>I have been torn between asking for your number or using a slick pick up line.
^my favorite but I change it up a lot add and remove words. Girls tend to message me first a lot and I just wait like an hour then say
>My bad for the late response, I was torn between asking for your number or using a slick pick up line.
"How much money do you spend a year on juiceboxes?" Literally has worked seven straight times for me and I've only started using tinder a month ago.
Guys I have notifications that I've got new messages but when I open the app there are none. I tried to logout/login but still there is no new message.
I've already wrote to the support but I would like to know if any of you faced the same problem before and if so how did you solve it?
>>22898842
So I should ignore grills with no bios?
>>22899391
Do not use any of these, I just threw up
>>22900391
>implying you know anything about tinder
Keep sucking cock and opening with "hello" That one match you have that ignores you is a pity match.
>>22900403
quite the wordsmith here.
>>22898409
I hope ____ i shall not offend you if i state quiet openly and honestly you seem to be in every measurable way the physical embodied of absolute perfection
>>22898409
Just say hi, then insert funny actions by using asteriks. Is funny and women like funny *thumbs up*
>>22898409
What's the difference between light and hard?
I can get to sleep with a light on.
>>22898409
If you suspect that she has a Brummie accent, then:
What's the difference between a buffalo and a bison?
You can't wash your hands in a buffalo.
>>22900458
Nice one babs il remember that
>>22900414
nice
>>22899598
What does this even mean
>>22898492
>So lazy they can't write a bio
99.99% of the time it'll be a bot.
>>22900650
I think the point is that it's supposed to be bizarre. If you're not Adonis that's what you do to stand out m8
>>22898409
"hey there, how are you tonight?"
if they feel like talking, they will
don't overthink it, and pretend to be a normal, functioning, well-adjusted human being
>>22902348
"What do you think of Minions?"
"I've been thinking of spending all of my money on animals, Ace Ventura-style"
"Ha ha, I like ___ too, what are the odds, we are exactly alike"
"Where were you during the Rare Pepe collapse of 2015?"
"I want to hear you talk about commitment"
"Lemme see that ba-think-a-think"
"How long have you been playing Confidence Simulator 2015?"
The list is endless. Remember, you can be anyone online. Even a cool person.
Probably the wrong place to ask it, but how do girls Tinder? I'm thinking about trying it but am not sure if it's just going to be horribly depressing...
>>22904909
Obviously not technically, but generally speaking, interaction wise and such.
I have a giant dick, I can last in bed for days, I'm rich, and I also have a small lying problem
>>22904909
It's going to be painful if you're a qtπ.
>>22904916
This one I'll steal
I tell a joke.
It's barely worked.
Why am I so fuckin' retarded?
Just reply back to me!
>>22907564
Need more jokes
"are you cute?"
What's the difference between you and school? I'm not cumming into school tomorrow.
Somewhat related
Should I swipe left or swipe right if an actual acquaintance of mine whom I do find attractive pops up on Tinder
>>22909965
right bro don't be a puss
>>22898842
in my experience, a very small amount of women are looking for hookups. a vast majority are looking for either friends or a relationship. could be my location though
>>22900370
those tend to be bots.
>1-3 pics
>no bio
>no shared interests
probably a bot
>>22910509
It often happens to me in my area that they have active Instagram accounts tho.
>match girl a few days ago
>decide not to message her
>get message from her a few days later
>some flirting; ask her out
>"anon, you should know I'm 17"
I'm 20. Is it weird for me to fuck this girl? It's legal here, at least.
>>22912479
It's not weird if it's legal.
>>22912479
>3 years age difference
For fuck's sake get real. My parents are 8 years apart and that's not even bad. I have friends with parents that are 20+ years apart and no one gives a shit.
>>22912572
I just feel weird going after high schoolers when I'm graduating from undergrad next week.
>>22912479
Texas?
how do i start again, no matches etc?
just as simple delete tinder account? and then logging in again?
>>22912577
But how does your dick feel about it
>>22912725
>tight teenage 5'2" Asian pussy
You don't even have to ask.
>can't even make a tinder account due to SMS error shit
>>22912604
Yes.
I finally grew some confidence and decided to install tinder after some life changes. Swiped right and still no matches in three days. Does this just mean I'm ugly af senpai? I have friends who I thought I was better looking than with like 80 matches
>>22899598
this is hilarious
>>22913023
How did you even manage to get verified?
>>22913197
wat?
>>22913301
While trying to enter my number I keep getting nothing but "Whoops! An error occured while requesting a token for SMS verification. Please try again"
Go fuck yourself or come fuck me?
>>22913307
Happened to me too when signing up for second time. There are some tricks, but one that worked for me was prefix the number with zero (or something along those lines).
>>22913197
I just signed in using Facebook breh
>>22914059
How do you do that then?
>>22914074
When I installed the app it asked me to sign in with Facebook so I did. I had an account on tinder like a year ago too though so that probably made a pretty big difference
>>22899391
Do you have this exact post saved to copypaste into every tinder thread? Is this always the same guy or this now copypasta?
>>22909965
If they didnt swipe right for you, they'll never know that you did for them. Always go for it
Around what time should I start messaging girls on Tinder?
I gotta question on here I hope someone can help me with.
I just started using Tinder recently. I came across a girl on my FB friendlist. Now keep in mind I have never met this girl. I just thought she was hot so I added her and she accepted.
So anyways I decide to go ahead and swipe right.
As soon as I do it does the connection thing saying she was interested in me.
So pretty excited right?
Then I message her on Tinder and no response.
So I wait a couple of days and message her on FB about one of her pics and she only responds with one word reply.
Why did this girl even match me?
Did I just get rooted out by a Chad?
>>22914454
yes
>>22914990
Should I contact her or just leave it alone?
>>22912479
Not weird at all. i did that last year when i was 22
Ever since the last update that removed moments I've noticed that less people have been matching with me or even talking to me.
Anyone else get this?
I wonder if there's a chart for the amount of Tinder Users over time.
>>22914295
I just retyped it... I have a notepad with cheesy shit. It takes two seconds.
>>22898615
I've found it really depends on the age group. I'm 18 and it seems like girls my age and who I match with tend to not be looking for hookups and a lot of them have no hookups in their bio. Girls in their mid 20s seem to be a lot more into hookups from when I've looked at their bios
>>22914454
except tinder wont match you, or show you people alread on your FB friends list.
>>22918325
I'm almost positive this is wrong.
>>22916140
yeh
i think alot of people dropped it after the last update
moments were the ultimate confidence booster
>>22918325
mine did. but then again im using a knock off version of tinder. i have windows phone unfortunately.
regardless it did match us. but she ignored me when i messaged her on there.
and she has only been on that one night. maybe she was just looking for a booty call and found someone better. according to tinder statistics, only about 20% of the guys on there hook up. I'm not top 20%
But I messaged her on FB over her pics and she just said thanks :/
Ugh. Would really like to bone this chick.
>>22914434
Around midnight. Midnight is best.
>>22898409
>>22904819
>"Lemme see that ba-think-a-think"
I lost it
>>22918659
>>22909965
>>22904580
>>22900370
>>22899391
>>22898750
>>22898424
>is this a cringe thread?
New to Tinder. I think I got unmatched but the person reappeared in my swipe deck. I thought If i got unmatched it would just be done.
>>22918944
Flirting and dating is full of cringe. Get used to it.
>>22919009
Watching what these guys post as an opening line to girls is like watching a bunch of retards trying to hump a doorknob. I flirt plenty.
>>22919020
Sure thing buddy.
>girl asks for my FB messenger/whatsapp
...whats wrong with just chatting in Tinder?
Postan
>>22919226
BTFO
T
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>>22919226
>>22919226
Another one
Can you not take pictures for tinder directly from your phone and only uploaded from Facebook?
>>22919569
yes
>>22918344
this is wrong. i have seen tins of people i know and i have matched some also.
>>22919606
Well that sucks, although I did make an album that only I can see. I think.
>>22912479
Its legal, she told you immediately, and you're into her.
Unless you don't find her attractive.
My point is, don't worry about the fact that she's 17, worry about whether you like her!
>>22920019
"no"
>>22920031
why? Is there any way to improve it or am I just ugly?
>>22920031
be honest, if I'm ugly I wanna know
>>22920052
It's a selfie taken in a bathroom. Go outside at the very least.
>>22920056
I mean if I really need to I will, but do girls honestly care about stupid shit like that? and if so, why?
>>22920068
They don't really care but it's the subliminal details that matter. You "need" to look as if you were sociable, intelligent, had interesting (to them) hobbies, liked animals and stupid shit like that.
The girls see your first photo for half a second before they decide whether to swip left or tap it and read more about you. This is extremely dumb but it's the way all people work.
Just read through the thread.
>>22920068
absolutely. If you don't have pictures of you doing outdoorsy/interesting stuff, or with friends, you will almost 100% get swiped left. Girls will think you are boring/basic. I have a bunch of pics of me surfing and freediving, and I match with girls waaaaay out of my league because they think I might be interesting, and it helps me stand out from the hundreds of other generic white guys.
>>22920113
>I fucking hate women so much.
>>>/r9k/
You'll feel at home.
>>22920113
>There's a reason why pretty much all philosophers up until the 19th century were misogynists.
That's not true tho.
How do you people even handle all the matches, I get only 15 a day and I can't keep up with them jesus christ this app sucks.
How much of a sin is it to post a shirtless mirror pic? I'm moderately fit and I checked out the competition and I could definitely separate myself from a chunk of them by posting one.
just installed tinder for the first time. It's like a whole new world for me.
Pretty much all i've learned from this thread is to post outside pics and not be a fgt
Ehh guys what am I doing wrong? Everywhere I'm reading about guys getting 25 matches a day and it makes me insecure as fuck
am I not attractive enough for this shit?
Would it be idiot if I posted a pic of me reading and wearing a t-shirt with a literary reference?
holy fuck, I made a slick ass looking tinder profile, then I realized only 6 under fat hoes are in my area, what to do? There's like 1 regular girl for 20 fat
>>22921292
nobody would get it/10
>>22900414
Fedora.
Do gay guys use tindr?
Grindr seems like its only for casual hookups which I'm not directly opposed to, but I'd really like to just make some genuine friends from around my area beforehand.
>>22899719
Chances are it was a bot and they were already removed
>>22898489
As a critic of pickup lines, that S'more one is amazing.
>>22919569
>>22919606
>>22919633
So I don't have a facebook, the only social shit I have is an instagram. Does this mean I can't use tinder?
>>22922346
It creates your account based on your facebook profile and all pictures of you within it, so yeah you're fucked
Only thing you can do with your instagram is link it up to your Tinder profile as a supplemental thing
>>22909269
Kek
>>22912749
Do it den bruh! Your cock knows best!
"On a scale of 1 to America how free are you tonight?"
>>22918358
People are avandoning tinder? Where are they going to?
What are moments? What are confidence boosters?
I have never used tinder. Pls reply
>>22921014
Get a normal buzzed haircut you fucking faggot. Pale weakling beta as fuck, faggot arm cast, get rid of the super zoomed in face pic, this isnt a wanted poster.
Drop the faggotry with the hair. Normal men have even-lengthed hair and dont use gel. Dont have the sides cut shorter. All one length. 5$ at any nigger barber
>>22921312
Move out of mississippi to a normal state
>>22924827
but most people here have even more faggy haircuts
also
>pale
>second pic
ayy lamo
So what do I write down about the bio? Any tips? Prolly the most interesting things i do with my time is go up to Manhattan, jazz clubs and shitpost on 4chan
>>22925493
Keep it 2-3 lines tops and make it interesting, quirky, funny, and leaving them wanting to ask more. Don't tell your life story.
>>22924830
Tgis was so funny I had to post just to let you know.
Is this a good enough first pic? Eye's aren't blacked out on the actual app
>>22899598
Stealing this. Will report back.
In the three days since setting up my tinder profile I have swiped through every single girl in a ten mile radius, and I'd say almost 80% of them were right swipes.
I have two matches. Neither of them responded to my opening line, but that's not what I'm concerned about right now. Why the hell do I only have two matches? I haven't even gotten any goddamn bots.
My token female friend says my lead pic is perfectly fine, and everyone else I know agrees. My best bro who has a great deal more success with online dating gave my bio a thumbs up as well.
What the fucking hell is going on?
>>22921014
try smiling you fucking school shooter
>>22928434
I think Tinder is dying. It is at least for me, I know girls who've stopped using it entirely since the latest update.
Alternatively, just give it time, I'm sure within a week you'll be fine.
90% of my matches never reply back
>>22929069
What updates? Several people mentioned updates being problems. What apps are they changing to, if any? Explain, i never used tinder
>>22929244
Tinder removed their Moments feature, which was kind of like snapchat stories for your matches. Pictures would go up for 24 hours and all your matches could 'like' the moment you put up. Its removal annoyed a fair number of people
>>22928714
>>22898409
Oh wait, Tinder is all bots all the time
