Assume thread
Starting with myself
>>22895651
I'll assume you've used that fist on a horse.
>>22895651
frequents /pol/
>>22895662
i thought you died
running out of shit to assume about you. you don't normally wear bras?
>>22895651
Hazgunz
>>22895662
Owns albums on vinyl
>>22895676
Reads about history
>>22895676
Nipple game 9/10
>>22895651
You still think that flag is being used
>>22895662
You put those dots there yourself with an off-brand sharpie
>>22895701
You enjoy Fallout
>>22895651
Annoyingly opinionated about politics, supports the Republican Party.
>>22895651
Thinks Hotdogs on 4th of July is patriotic.
>>22895662
Into lolita fashion.
>>22895676
Frequents cafe's.
>>22895718
Fallout one and two
Not the new ones
>>22895651
true patriot
>>22895701
have a trusty dog
>>22895718
tried drugs one time and didn't like it
>>22895662
Assume you hate movie dates. And liked to draw when you were younger
>>22895676
I assume you played in a hard rock band
>>22895701
I assume you like hikes
>>22895730
Likes Hitchcock films
>>22895754
Got mad dance moves
>>22895651
wants to join the military
>>22895662
has read lolita
>>22895676
stoner
>>22895701
you like to hike
>>22895718
play sports
>>22895719
likes metal
>>22895730
has experimented w drugs
>>22895754
popular
>>22895651
Thinks he's intelligent but really just repeats stuff others say and has no original opinion
(sheep/10)
>>22895662
Knows what she looks like
>>22895676
Has a giant penis but a shit sex life, few femanons he slept with haven't spread the word yet
>>22895701
Eats something weird out of habit, like randomly chews on celery
>>22895718
Uses public transportation
>>22895719
You look like frank off American pickers, I can't help but think you try to bargain with everyone.
>>22895730
10/10 not a rate thread but yeah
>>22895754
Isn't conventionally woman bitchy
>>22895778
Teacher
>>22895779
Has a shit ton of skater friends
>>22895810
sometimes walks her husband on a leash
>>22895794
big into dancing
>>22895782
smokes weed all day
>>22895779
keeps a diary
>>22895778
plays the funny.cute guy for women
>>22895754
worships the moon
>>22895730
on meds
>>22895719
knows details about medieval music
>>22895718
only knows bad weather
>>22895701
outdoorsy and fit
>>22895676
bored as fuck
>>22895662
vintage loving
>>22895651
cant believe you are real
>>22896899
Doesn't really enjoy drinking unless he is with a group. Friendly and approachable
>>22896899
you rarely get mad and when life throws shit at you you know how to handle it well
>>22895794
thats not you
>>22895810
thats also not you
>>22895782
youre kinda missing something in life atm
>>22895779
you come from a bigger city and it makes your personality loud but people from smaller cities bitch about it sometimes
maybe im projecting
you like spiders
>>22895778
wont get tired of the charlie day references
>>22895754
truly fucking happy
>>22895730
fucking loves theater and the creepy and absurd <3
>>22895718
slowy becoming happier with yourself
>>22895719
likes to light black candles sometimes
>>22895701
loves the winter even though you bitch about how cold it is
>>22895676
likes himself more and more everydayyy <3 as you should
>>22895662
has caught really weird fish once
>>22895651
fucking awesome
>>22895651
You might be in favor of eugenics.
>>22895662
Great sense of humor and super sensual. Potential to go full psycho on an ex.
>>22895676
You were born for different times my bard friend.
>>22895701
People dance on eggshells around you but your actually pretty chill.
>>22895718
Strong opinions on indie bands.
>>22895719
Secretly runs a fertility cult.
>>22895730
Lives off campus at a Uni and stays in her room watching all kinds of stuff when there is no class.
>>22895754
Pretty relaxed. You like your wine.
>>22895778
Nice enough guy. Secretly hates his peers.
>>22895782
You want to go bowling cousin.
>>22895794
You shouldn't wear white.
>>22897104
You're*
It's been a long day.
>>22895778
someone compared you to david tennant
>>22895779
you suffer from bpd
>>22895782
you went to jail
>>22896899
you just got out of a long-term relationship
>>22897055
you're not too confident in yourself and you like to make people laugh
>>22897104
you work for an NGO
>>22895651
this is not you
>>22895662
you think you are too fat
>>22895676
you are very unpopular irl
>>22895701
you have had sex to the sounds of some dadrock band
>>22895718
you haven't had sex
>>22895719
you're bi
>>22895730
you're a slut (no offense)
>>22895754
not you
>>22895778
you had a gf from /soc/ and she left you
>>22895779
you like metal and electronic
>>22895782
not you.
if it is, you cry yourself to sleep often.
>>22895794
definitely not you.
>>22895810
hahaha what's with all the fake pictures.
>>22896899
you like it when people call you jesus.
>>22897055
certified aspie.
>>22897104
2kewl4skewl
probably a programmer.
>>22897151
has done cocaine.
>>22897218
failed politics and law
>>22895651
Parents don't like him as much as they do his brother
>>22895662
Doesn't normally wear a bra
>>22895701
Can build a table
>>22895719
dislikes digital painting
>>22895730
can eat a hotdog way faster than you might expect
>>22895754
works for kyani
>>22895779
plays LBP
>>22897055
likes brand new
>>22897104
works at a school
>>22897151
everyone assumes he's gay but he's not
>>22897192
sells supplements
>>22897218
has a full body anime waifu pillow
>>22897218
you don't have a gf
>>22897151
you're smoking weed
>>22897104
you're not married
>>22897055
you're an introvert
nice eye color btw
not even sure if i'm assuming and not just knowing
>>22895651
Has unironically talked about how the rights of the people SHALL. NOT. BE. INFRINGED!
>>22895730
Daddy didn't read to you enough.
>>22895782
I'm going to assume I don't like you.
>>22897247
You look like a Russian Math major.
>>22897225
Ayyy lmao thats me senpai.
>>22897263
if he's not going to play league right now ill literally kill myself
>>22895730
you have an ex who is addicted to heroin now
>>22895754
i bet you like lana del rey
>>22895778
you probably look to /fa/ for fashion advice
>>22895779
you have a shitty art blog and probably had coon tails in 2008
>>22897055
you probably listen to some good shoegaze
>>22897104
couldn't grow a beard in high school
>>22897151
you got the best jokes
>>22897192
you probably think you know a lot about music and that you're smarter than all of your friends
>>22897218
lmao fuccboi
>>22897242
you had one of those basketball hoop laundry baskets as a child
>>22897247
listens to the front bottoms
>>22897263
thinks women are obligated to shave their bodies
Bumb
>>22895662
One of about 32 selfies she took that day, finally settled on this one
Dumb
>>22897336
you made an album named Mac Demarco II
>>22898100
i hate mac demarco
>>22895808
Thank you but not even close.
>>22897055
<3 Queen
>>22897192
Why so salty Jewy-chan.
>>22897263
Actually he read too much, too fucking much.
>>22897336
like from an 80s action movie
>>22897288
plays movie scenes in front of the mirror
>>22897263
beer is all you need to be happy
>>22897242
not so healthy
>>22897336
v far off
>>22897242
nope
>>22897192
thats actually p accurate
>>22897151
no
>>22897055
not even close, small town life :(
>>22896899
wrong
>>22895808
i dont have a shit ton of any kind of friend :((((
>>22900135
I'll be your friend
>>22897242
no, why do you think?
>>22897336
>think
>>22900135
i'm not being salty :)
slut is only a degrading word if you perceive it to be such
>>22900135
i know, i am quite knowledgeable
>>22900196
Get your shit together Jewypie, didn't even reply to correct post
and to think I was going to learn about perception from you and all.
>>22897104
subscribed to buzzfeed
>>22897151
420, blaze it, all that jazz
>>22897192
They h8 you cos they aint you
>>22897242
Has a school shooting all planned out
>>22897336
Hard to talk to
>>22897192
Haha this faggit still alive wassup dude how you been
>>22900208
haha well, i thought there was something strange with the highlighting.
>>22900210
sure thing
>>22900214
fu
>>22900278
premature ejaculator that derives pleasure from torturing small animals/insects
>>22900210
straight but secretly hopes gays want to fuck him up the butt
>>22899778
regular user or former user of one of more of the following: meth, pcp, dmt, salvia
>>22897336
likes to sleep in the woods
>>22897288
addicted to uppers
>>22897263
male rights activist
>>22897242
alcoholic and/or horrible when drunk
>>22897192
GED
>>22897151
cosplays shaggy from scooby-doo IRL
>>22897104
in a few years you'll shave your head to cover your hair loss
>>22897055
used to write poetry
>>22895810
chasing a high-power professional career to meet a rich husband so that she can stop working
>>22895794
eating disorders
>>22895782
too edge for me
>>22895719
had an acid trip that lasted more than 48 hours
>>22900210
try to look tough but is into femdom
>>22897336
Have a penis
>>22895779
Book work / stoner
>>22895651
You wish you were black
>>22901485
likes tea and gothic novels
>>22901452
goes to hippie festivals
>>22901452
ged?
inb4 serial killer
>>22902535
you wish you were
>>22902535
harrypotter chubby beta, but he managed out of it, maybe you can do it too
>>22895730
Reads Edgar Allan Poe non-stop
>>22895782
Smart-ass with dyslexia
>>22895794
Fucked the whole football team
>>22895651
my favorite fucking flag, me and you would be friends
>>22895662
half your face must've been mauled by bears or something so you only take half-face selfies
>>22895730
zombie with a wifi connection
>>22895754
engages in very questionable activity which everyone is none the wiser to
>>22895779
you look like you either write music or perform covers
>>22895794
you're probably posting someone else's picture
>>22895810
you've thrown blunt objects at male counterparts before
>>22897055
you look like you're a living, walking Nietzsche quote
>>22897104
I thought you were a fellow jew for a second
>>22901452
look scraggly yet prob have wealthy parents
>>22901485
not sure if your necklace is trying to be a choker or if that's a choker trying to be a necklace
>>22902535
not a serial killer, but you prob have shit taste in cereal
>>22903032
How are you today, Mr. James Patrick March?
>>22903056
forgot pic
>>22903056
I take that as a compliment
(James Patrick)
I'm a guy.
>>22895651
You got a C in history.
>>22895662
You're confident, but used to be insecure.
>>22895676
Awesome. Probably fun to hang out with.
>>22895701
Had a good taste in music.
>>22895718
You don't like large crowds.
>>22895719
You've always had long hair.
>>22895730
Spontaneous. Has a lot of fun and a husky voice.
>>22895754
Loves to read.
>>22895778
You also love to read.
>>22895779
Quiet and shy on first impression.
>>22895782
Pretentious, but means well.
>>22896899
Smiles a lot. Happy with your life.
>>22897055
Soft-spoken and sweet. Funny.
>>22897104
Excited for Star Wars
>>22902272
so wrong haha
>>22903056
it's just a necklace dude ..
>>22903133
besides the choker I like the eyeliner however, so props on the makeup
>>22895651
Small dick
>>22895662
Frequent hospital visits
>>22895676
Murdered his family. Has a weird mask collection.
>>22895701
Dick bends a little to the right
>>22895718
Pretends to like music
>>22895719
Is in a band
>>22895730
Had a rough night
>>22895754
Wants to have lots of babies
>>22895778
Wannabe hipster
>>22895779
Shy, Bi
>>22895782
Roid rage
>>22896899
Takes a lot of selfies, like a fuckton
>>22897055
Huge fan of Disney movies
>>22897104
Probably gay
>>22897151
Cant grow facial hair for shit
>>22897192
Showoff
>>22897218
Plays a lot of video games
>>22897242
Lives with his parents
>>22897247
Likes to prance around in woman's clothing
>>22897263
Shaves his crack
>>22897336
You lied about the penis
>>22899778
Takes way to many fucking selfies holy shit!
>>22900210
Really short
>>22900278
Rich kid
>>22901452
Wishes he owned a Harley
>22901485
Takes anti depressants
>>22902535
Heavy breather
>>22903032
Thinks bow-ties are cool
>>22903062
WWE fan
>>22903115
Parents are black
>>22903467
cute
>>22903467
I like the emptyness and lack of life in your eyes.
>>22903542
Does it remind you of someone who gets between 2-4 hours of sleep a day?
>>22903514
Is a Syrian refugee
>>22903115
Wild as fuck when drunk, otherwise kind of a wallflower (guy or not, you're pretty af and i'd like to bisexually pound your ass)
>>22903467
Pretty much asexual
>>22903514
Has a shit ton of friends
>>22904072
No, you dont remind me of myself.
>>22905649
Pretty much opposite.
>>22905737
If David Spade and Michael Cera had a kid that'd be you. You listen to vaporwave ironically but actually like it.
>>22903467
You've seen some shit
>>22901452
Has never actually been to Burning Man but really wants to.
>>22900278
really forgetful and misplaces shit alot.
>>22897055
hair is un-managable most days.
>>22895651
I'm really put off by you for some reason. I'm not sure why. maybe instinct.
>>22905851
knows a LOT about metal
>>22905737
really wants a gf
>>22905649
doesn't own a shirt
>>22903514
huehuehue BR?
>>22903467
you want to kill someone
>>22903115
isn't a guy, it's a trick ;;;))))
no luck in the other thread
>>22905861
watches michael cera films and studies humanities
>>22905851
can suggest some life chancing animes
>>22895730
waifu
>>22897055
i love you
>>22897242
i love you
>>22897336
i love you
>>22900278
i love you
>>22905861
i love you
>>22905881
Always at house parties
>>22905861
Either a med student or teacher
>>22905851
Plays D&D
>>22905737
Sits in the back of the classroom
>>22905649
Hates his job
>>22905898
i love u 2
>>22905917
Forgot pic
>>22905881
first one is kinda correct lol
you like to sk8 with m8s
>>22905898
ayy you too senpai
you like to take selfies with the phone covering your face, I can't even see you
>>22905917
neither
you work in an office, and like tarantino movies
![20151205_234822(1)[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/edh7KjH.jpg "20151205_234822(1)[1].jpg")
>>22902535
Plays Goaly when/if playing soccer.
>>22903032
Goes drinking with mates every weekend. Not unpopular
>>22903062
Reminds me of chester from linkin park
>>22903115
listens to hardcore
>>22903467
watches anime, how the fuck has nobody mentioned this its literally on the fucking wall. Would chill with.
>>22903514
Drinks coffee every morning within 20 minutes of getting out of bed.
>>22905649
You like a dogs loyalty, so you own a dog.
>>22905737
You wish you were a teen in the 90's, but kind of enjoy being part of the alternative crowd who don't belong in this generation.
>>22905851
Drinks on a weekly basis and smokes weed twice a month.
>>22905861
good guy/10, you look like a sincere bloke.
>>22905881
You drink most nights of the week
>>22905898
You do poor graphics.
>>22905920
like punk/metal enjoys a joint every other day.
>>22905935
>You do poor graphics
intentional* poor graphics imho to be desu
>>22903467
Nope, I've got a shitty one bedroom apartment. Jokes on you.
>>22901452
Don't really like to drink. More of a drug-user
>>22905898
shitty graphic
>>22901452
Fucking arizona
>>22905937
No worries mate, I figured as much.
>>22905917
Right, Half-Orc Warlock.
>>22905881
Dont really watch much anime man. sorry.
>>22905861
Dont listen to metal that often
>>22905935
I get like one drink every Tuesday but that's it. Don't smoke.
>>22905929
Haha I actually Hate Tarantino, not a bug movie guy in general
>>22905935
Don't know why I always come off as a stoner
This is my favorite picture of myself because it's me feat. my boyfriend Kinder Sorpresa.
>>22895651
This is the only photo you have of yourself not in that hat outfit you wear.
>>22895662
You wake up looking nice.
>>22895676
You let your sister put makeup on you one time. It was not too bad.
>>22895701
You were really cold in that photo but you were bored and waiting so you thought why not take a selfie
>>22895718
You live in the United Kingdom.
>>22895719
Annoyingly opinionated about politics, liberal.
>>22895730
Oh my god Hot Dogs sound fantastic I hate you right now I'm so hungry.
You just brush your hair and don't curl it or do anything fancy even though it looks really nice.
>>22895754
You have a really loud laugh and it's contagious.
>>22895778
You're biflexible.
>>22895779
You have a tumblr and enjoy psychedelic rock.
>>22895782
You're angry 60% of the time and have been in countless fistfights.
>>22896899
You've shaved your head once and you kinda liked it.
>>22897055
You'll be a good mom someday.
>>22897104
You enjoy listening to country music.
>>22897151
You like smoking pot and you have a large friend group.
>>22897192
You'd flirt with underage girls if they were cute.
>>22897218
You can speak nipponese and write with moonrunes.
>>22897242
You're from the East Coast in Murrica.
>>22903032
enjoys playing card games
>>22903062
you're european
>>22903115
wrote 99 ways to mindfuck someone
>>22903467
spends most time drawing yaoi
>>22903514
speaks 3 or more languages
>>22905649
JUSTDOIT
>>22905737
wants to get more tattoos
>>22905851
wants to become a programmer
>>22905861
used to be a nerd and now fucks more girls than you'd expect
>>22905881
people thinks you skate but you don't
>>22905898
masters photoshop
>>22905920
works at a video games store
>>22905935
played skyrim more than 500 hrs
>>22906557
once tried to rub chocolate on clit
>>22895651
Why would you try to show off your forearms if you have no muscle mass there? You're probably a dyel faggot.
Those narrow-set eyes make you look like an autist or a neanderthal.
>>22900278
Autist it is.
>>22897192
nope
>>22897242
kinda true i've been asked countless times
>>22897247
correct
>>22897336
depending on your open-mindedness
>>22901452
i definitely should
>>22903467
correct, 23 and still nothing
>>22906557
i actually don't have that many friends but i'll take that as a compliment
>>22906557
Not countless, but I do have a temper when it comes to guys hitting on my fiance
>chocoholic
>>22905861
Shit. Who told you?!
>>22905935
If by hardcore you mean death/black metal, then yes.
>>22906808
101 ways, actually.
>>22906808
I fucking wish lol
>>22905935
Thanks :)
>>22906952
I have my ways of finding out
>>22905940
picky about computer games
>>22905935
happy with his job
>>22905920
into music, musician himself, maybe drummer
>>22905881
likes french rap
>>22906557
sees no point in acting like a grown up
>>22897055
You are ecstatic with each rate and assumption that is based on the assumption you're a female. Most dudes don't transition as well as you do, good job!
why dead
>>22895651
Dont tread on me. Also has a pocket constitution and a career in either drama or pseudo-politics
>>22895730
I got a Tinder to smoke other peoples weed and play good frisbee games.
>>22895778
Has a button up cardigan because "it looks like with my Florshiems"
>>22895794
Peaked in high school
>>22896899
Will sing you songs of Valhalla as you slowly fall asleep on a bear skin rug...
>>22905649
Taco Bell fanatics (fire sauce 4 lyfe)
>>22905881
Can do an Ollie
>>22906557
Lives outside of the US due to that Kinder Surprise egg...
>>22910309
You don't like the cold and ran out of chap stick.
>>22895651
Masturbates with that arm every night.
>>22895662
The other half of your face is deformed and twisted like Two-face.
>>22910309
Belongs in an anime.
>>22906557
Beeeeeeaaaaanner
>>22913291
likes fantasy
>>22910349
plays football studies law
>>22910336
having fun is everything
>>22908290
half asian
>>22895651
virginity intact
>>22895676
studied or has studied photography
>>22895719
plays an instrument
>>22895782
wants to appear tough but isnt (come on man, a starwars tat really?)
>>22897055
quiet irl
