normal assume thread
>>22881477
just love these
inb4 friendly guy
>>22881482
absolute lady's man (not jokin)
>>22881483
oops
>>22881482
esoteric
>>22881484
harry potter
>>22881482
Probably pounds beer and is mildly racist but in a funny way
>>22881488
wow why the fuck would you just assume im harry potter, baka, gif related how i'm feelin rn
>>22881482
hue space fan, chill guy, loves fantasy, probably plays D&D
>>22881484
was or is in a band, prankster
>>22881488
wishes he was living on an tropical island and surfed all day long
>>22881491
acts all shy about his hairy chest, when deep inside of him, he'd just rip his shirt off and amaze all the ladies with his love rug
>>22881496
first thing that came to my mind, ok then I assume you are easily annoyed ;)
>>22881491
lives on a farm
>>22881501
oh yes :)
hm you live far away from home for your job or sth
>>22881482
funny guy
>>22881491
fucking funny if thats you hahaha
>>22881501
has access to heavy artillery
>>22881482
A disgusting, fat weeb who posts on r9k all day long
Assumptions comin' soon
>>22881529
Kek, weve got trips on this board so you cant samefag
>>22881514
Probably likes drugs
>>22881501
Works hard at his job. And knows way too much about my hidden love rug
>>22881543
>>22881529
>>22881482
Literally all the same guy. What the fuck lol
>>22881547
what is happening here
>>22881482
Robot
>>22881539
High elf
>>22881545
cause I can see it lurking from the shirt line, begging to break free
>>22881528
should have had, but they cancelled the mandatory military training while I was in college
>>22881510
nope, my jobs pretty close to my home (30 min walk or 8ish mins by car)
>>22881514
you either really cry a lot ot you just got "watery eyes"
>>22881539
you look like someone that strives to get his vlog popular
>>22881551
someones bored I think. and seeks attention waaay to much
>>22881547
What the fuck?
>>22881551
>Fat guy in the pic attacks himself expecting others to support him
>doesnt realize this board uses trips
Attention whoring basically
>>22881563
And yet you are the same fucking person as the ones youre referencing yet youre pointing out what youre doing?
What the fuck are you doing?
>>22881482
Chill.
>>22881484
Also chill. Nice Rubik's cube.
>>22881488
Plays keyboard I dunno.
>>22881491
Woody Harrelson/10.
>>22881501
Probably into animu.
>>22881514
Smokes.
>>22881539
Likes the dank.
Blurry I know.
>>22881482
Is lazy but also a good friend.
>>22881484
Has a hit gf
>>22881488
Is very cunning
>>22881491
Is fun at parties.
>>22881501
Is 30 and single.
>>22881589
There must be some issue with the trip codes, I doubt that guy would be all these responders
>>22881482
A cool guy, browses r/space every day, likes elon musk
>>22881484
Doesn't understand the appeal of anime, played WoW for a short time
>>22881491
Quirky sense of humor, is interested in radio talk shows especially in hs
>>22881501
Definitely a redditor, interested in urban exploration but hasnt done it get, likes going to bars just for the atmosphere
>>22881514
Pretty insecure, has a good sex life but doesnt feel satisfied
>>22881622
Fuck, forgot pic
>>22881622
>doesn't understand the appeal of anime, played WoW for a short time
spot on man
>>22881596
you go christmas caroling in your neighbourhod every year and wont ever stop
>>22881598
at one point in the past you got bored of being a plain person, so you started lifting and pursuing your hobbies and passion seriously.
got a year before I hit 30, but yeah, I'm single ATM
>>22881622
second two are right, first one aint so much, tried it, cant stand the layout
you're a huge metalheads, and will always be, plays DotA, but only cause all of his friends are playing it. whenever you have time, you fire up HoMM and just chill
>>22881647
Nah I hate holidays. Hat's just comfy as fuck in the cold.
>>22881482
Likes college football
>>22881484
Knows a lot about celebrities
>>22881488
really likes kids
>>22881491
Fun at parties
>>22881501
works construction
>>22881514
sorta cocky
>>22881539
pot smoker
>>22881596
Doesnt know how to take a good picture
>>22881598
At least a little gay
>>22881624
You love blondes
>>22881598
Wishes he had a better mattress
>>22881596
Isnt a hipster, but feels uncomfortable when too many people crowd his interests
>>22881529
>>22881543
>>22881547
>>22881563
>>22881589
>>22881604
I honestly have not laughed this hard in a long fucking time.
>>22881660
>knows a lot of celebrities
a few actually, it's p cool :)
>>22881661
what exactly are you doing??
>>22881488
Nice guy, likes soccer
>>22881501
always has to be right
>>22881539
Probably a lot of fun, pot head, indie rock
>>22881728
Giving assumptions, what this thread is for lol
>>22881740
Yea but your trip code is literally the same as
>>22881622
>>22881604
>>22881589
>>22881562
>>22881547
>>22881543
>>22881482
>>22881661
Favorite band is the beatles, argue about whether the word for chips is crisps or chips
>>22881660
Not an sjw but very liberal, likes tim and Eric type humor
>>22881624
Has been called the grude his whole life, yelled at by parents throughout childhood for B average
is someone really trolling or did 4chan fuck up the IDs?
>>22881764
What do you think.
>>22881768
I say troll, of course. or a schizofrenic with multiple personalities, out of medications, or off them on his own
All of mine are going to be music related because I'm pretty good at this shit
>>22881482
Was a vocalist in a deathcore band at one point
>>22881484
Was obsessed with Nirvana at a young age
>>22881488
Likes indie folk with occasional doses of EDM when drunk
>>22881491
Big Tool fan
>>22881501
Was raised on country music but had a big metal phase as a teen
>>22881514
Has cried listening to Elliot Smith
>>22881539
Is in a pop punk band
>>22881596
Is unapologetic in his love for Skrillex
>>22881598
Likes Aphex Twin (your shirt reminded me of thier logo)
>>22881624
Well, that's easy isn't it... Likes experimental electronic music as well as classic death metal
>>22881660
A big indie fan but will not hesitate to sing along to Taylor Swift when inebriated
>>22881661
Loves Joy Division and lots of other post punk from that era
>>22881734
Likes shoegaze and chiptune music
>>22881756
Secretly loves tasteless brash EDM
>>22881768
Im
>>22881756
Ive posted my face before, im not the guy who had all those other posts with this trip
>>22881779
Mostly into metal. Turisas, Electric Wizard, etc.
this thread is full of fuck
>>22881807
Electric Wizard are my favourite band. Fuck.
>>22881800
Timestamp or everything you say is irrelevant
>>22881484
Has looked into the other boards but isnt too fond of any of them, has a good relationship with his mom, liberal
>>22881488
I have that same shirt btw, shops at american eagle
>>22881501
Has an electrical engineer or electrician family member, likes mikes hard lemonade
>>22881824
>>22881824
You like The Smiths. Maybe Deftones.
>>22881484
Have slutty girls telling you how much of a 'nice guy' you are
Decent girls are down for the dick tho
>>22881488
Questioned sexuality when younger
Into politics and maths
Intelligent
>>22881501
Lives wealthy in a deprived area
>>22881514
Uni student, enjoys drinking and casual gaming
>>22881539
Insecure, picked on in 'middle school' (I think thats the 12-15 age group for the U.S)
Funny and introverted
>>22881596
Watched a couple of well known anime; wants to fulfill his destiny of become a true weeb
>>22881598
Cares too much about appearance
>>22881624
Gets told you look younger than what you are
>>22881660
Keeps up to date with current affairs
>>22881734
Watches pones, rd fav
>>22881779
Goes to little gigs often, metalhead
>>22881779
dude... you nailed it... spot on
you are a metalhead, but, due to working in music industry, you're well versed in all the different genres, and has a huge music collection, which I'm envious of
>>22881824
enough is enough
>>22881947
i live in a deprived area (although, it's not that bad, the pic is taken in a side street, hence the look), but i'm lower middle to middle class, depends on how you define middle class.
you're a lingiustic major, you run or excercise at least 3 times a week, prefeers to stay home with a good book and a glass of wine as opposed to going out
oops, forgot some
>>22881734
huge fantasy fan, does LARP, D&D, fantasy inspired cosplays, etc. a really inteligent, smart and knowledgeable, handy with tools
>>22881660
as a kid you wanted to be a hairdresser and you destroyed countless barbies giving them different haircuts. down to earth person, probably a great cook
>>22881965
I knew it was a side street
Last part is kind of right, I do prefer to stay at home and that's about it.
>>22881484
either make music or wants to
>>22881488
hipster?
>>22881501
you work in IT
>>22881539
cat person
>>22881596
v tall
>>22881756
in uni
>>22881779
died on the cross for our sins
fuck me up /soc/
>>22881779
never really been into Nirvana
loves gaming
>>22881824
p liberal yeah, go on /tv/ quite a bit
>>22881947
don't really like to put out much, prefer the decent girls desu
mine feels like a p shitty assumption, has a really closed group of friends
>>22882037
have wanted to get into music, seems fun
own at least 1 cat
>>22882037
vegetarian or a vegan, activist and volunteer, strongly opinionated, will defend her point of view even if it means getting into a fist fight
>>22882051
nope no cats
>>22882057
none of those things
>>22881482
You like to eat
>>22881484
left-handed
>>22881488
Plays piano
>>22881596
Smokes kush, errday
>>22881660
Can bake a mean pie
>>22881947
Loves ice skating
Bt dubs, I'm smitten
>>22882064
>>22881977
not my day apparently :/
>>22882074
Me.
>>22882074
>left-handed
what do you take me for? disgusting
>>22881477
>>22881482
Generally asocial
>>22881484
Dreams of a stand up comedy career.
>>22881488
Office worker
>>22881491
Spent most of highschool drunk/high
>>22881501
Mildly homosexual
>>22881514
Can't afford shirts
>>22881539
mtf
>>22881596
Lives in the Northwest
>>22881598
Can often be found in bars
>>22881624
Redditor
>>22881660
Feels uncomfortable farting in front of significant others no matter how long you've been together.
>>22881661
Years of gaming experience and late nights shine from the depths of your hooded eyes.
>>22881734
Reads fantasy novels to delve into something more interesting than the bland life you've chosen to lead.
>>22881779
Drugs.
>>22881539
Doesn't like to take new pictures.
>>22882037
Likes reading, into playing games on old consoles, enjoys politics
>>22882051
Not really close, I only speak to friends in college
>>22882074
I've never been ice skating. I really want to though, I think I would love it.
Enjoys 'bmxing' or however you would call it, has a boring low paying job at the moment, waiting for something better
>>22882089
Everything is so bland in your room.
Goes to the gym, pisses about with your close group of friends, focuses more on getting money over everything else
>>22882089
You have tried to put a bowling ball in your pee hole
>>22882562
Seems aloof but is friendly deep down
>>22882089
Isn't afraid to say what he thinks
>>22881824
Literally doesn't give a fuck
>>22882529
kinda like gaming yeah :D not too big into politics and i wish i had the attention span to read more.
>>22881660
you have a great laugh
>>22882037
have a great relationship with your mom
>>22882089
played baseball in hs
>>22882581
liberal arts major
>>22882691
great cook
>>22882838
allround personality. you like some sports, some games, some reading etc
>>22882691
likes nice cocktails
>>22882581
vegetarian, has pets
>>22882562
engineering student
>>22882089
easy going dude, doesnt want stress
>>22882076
into startup business
>>22882037
likes some SM
>>22881947
likes fashion and baking
>>22882838
You're super serious but also super romantic
>>22883104
You like a laugh.
>>22883123
friendly good social life
>>22883104
healthy
>>22882581
has a dog
>>22881947
only child
>>22881779
/mu/ metal head
>>22881482
No Shave November
>>22881482
Poon slayer
>>22881484
British
>>22881488
Registered sex offender
>>22881491
Drinks daily
>>22881501
Fixes cars
>>22881514
Owns hot tub
>>22881539
Marijuanas
>>22881779
Turkish
Here's me:
>>22884115
>>22882560
Winnrar
>>22882529
1/4, you're right about the room.
>>22884176
feel like among the other assumptions being a Brit would be considered bad too ;-; (not that a disagree)
i'm gonna assume the completely obvious and say browses /pol/ and/or /int/
Took a pic just for this thread, me feat. my ex-boyfriend Kinder. He's dead now. I ate him. Happily.
>>22884176
You have way too much free time on your hands and a moderate-to-severe case of Austim Spectrum Disorder.
>>22883221
You have a badass story behind that scar. You're really sweet to women and romantic. Possible military.
>>22883123
You're a single mom but a cool mom.
>>22883104
You secretly enjoy Buzzfeed videos and articles that you come across.
>>22882838
You're really athletic and sarcastic.
>>22882691
YOU SPAM YOUR SAME PICTURE EVERYWHERE WITHOUT EVER PARTICIPATING IN THREADS BECAUSE YOU DON'T LIKE FUN THINGS AND YOUR EGO IS MASSIVE.
>>22882581
You play soccer and did well in high school
>>22882562
You peed in that room where you took the photo.
>>22884501
Not even on the spectrum
Social anxiety though
>>22882529
Well, then, allow me to take you out to the rink some time ;)
Anyway, I don't BMX, buy the second half of your assumption is dead on.
>>22884176
Based
>>22884632
my bad. i tried ;_;
>>22881482
Tortures mice.
>>22881484
Hangs out with the "cool" people but secretly enjoys their taboos.
>>22881488
Rejected by hotter girls.
>>22881491
Enjoys being the creep
>>22881501
Engineer.
>>22881514
Doesn't accept that highshool's over >>22881539
Has a favorite cafe'.
>>22881734
Obsessed with Watchmen
>>22887897
Acts like a goody goody but is a dirty girl in her private life.
>>22887914
Never finished college
>>22887897
Beautiful but doesn't think so and needs help getting to believing it
>>22888003
(My post)
>>22887914
Has a small amount of friends.
>>22883123
Funny, enjoy parties.
>>22882581
Friendly, easygoing.
>>22881779
Does drugs.
>>22888086
(My Post)
>>22888003
>>22888086
You both know ID is a thing, right?
>>22887897
Is my future wife.
>>22887914
She better be.
>>22888003
Underage and tiny.
>>22888003
That roll , looks like my architectural rolls
>>22888141
Priest or Sheikh wedding ?
>>22888257
The latter.
>>22888267
I meant marriage, weddings are disgusting.
You better start growing that beard then.
>>22888003
Has a small dog and lives vampire movies.
>>22887897
Has good fashion likes all things Victorian
>>22887914
Softball player
>>22884176
Likes devo
>>22883104
Has shit a bow
>>22888279
All in due time.
Will post assumptions tonight
>>22881482
Weed lover
>>22881484
Wannabe hipster
>>22881488
Old
