normie bingo do it senpai
>>22874655
All of them, but I've been in a relationship for 7 years so not really picked up any girls from clubs.
I did pull a girl who wanted to fuck last new years but she wouldn't fuck in the toilets (fucking snob)
Couldn't exactly take her home right
>>22874693
>hasn't had a job
>moved out of parents house?
To fucking where?
>>22874714
university ;-;
>>22874655
>>22874693
i cant comprehend not ever having a job
well, damn
>>22874655
Better than most robots
>>22874655
Really not as great as it looks. I'm gay so the girl shit doesn't really count.
>>22874655
it surprised me how much of this i was able to fill in
oh my god I'm the worst one here, and one of them was only half true (the stuff about girls doesn't really apply to me, though)
i think i'm pretty normal
Bingo!
>21
>skinny
>friends offered me weed several times, always declined
>small circle of friends
>dated first and only gf for 3-4 months, fell in love, had sex in church, broke up with her out of paranoia about her being in love with her best friend when I actually just had low self-esteem
>always the awkward one at the few house parties I've been invited to
thanks for reminding me how much of a loser I am, OP
>Moved out of parent's home.
Not as a normalfag because I moved out at 14 and into my own place at 17.
>Played in a team sport
I'm sure I tried for like a few weeks as a child but I left it unchecked since... I never did it willingly.
>Tagged in photos with guys
Well when I had social media I was tagged in a shitton of my exes pictures, w/ his/our friends too. Now I'm sure most my tagged pictures with guys is from when I was around 16 ;p
Everything except go out every weekend. I used to in my 20's, but I don't drink anymore.
>moved out at 19. Am 34 now.
>was a cheerleader
>Spring Break 2006 - Key West
>not going to name everyone
>RHCP in Raleigh
>bitches love mah kisses
>/soc/ is very complementary of me in rate threads
>I know a little bit about a lot of things
>21st birthday. Holy shirt!
>I went to 5 proms w/dates
>FB, insta, Reddit, 4chin (yes, I know we're an image board. Still has social network qualities)
>lost virginity at 19 almost 20 (late bloomer)
>three, 2 year relationships
>I was a cheerleader and bitches love tagging me in them
>36 PIV partners
>parents proud of me once I stopped partying so much
>I'm in good shape. Frequently post pics with shirt off
>fucked gf in parking deck
>weed, LSD, MDMA, shrooms, assorted benzos, assorted pain pills, snorted a stamp of h one time, ROBITUSSIN!!!! (probably some others)
>self explanatory. Yes, I hang out with people on those days
>Your mom said she loved me
>currently sitting at work
>house party, yes. College is fun
>yeah, I've left the bar with a few grils
Does anyone actually read these?
>>22874655
>>22876111
lol
close, so close
Well... I suck.
i feel retarted
>>22874655
>>22874655
Literally nothing. At least I don't classify as a NEET because I'm a student.
>>22877278
The only things is im not fat, didn't bother posting since its basically already OPs image. I'm not even ugly... I just watch anime all my life
kinda normie I guess
Wtf are "recreational drugs" if that means weed then yes
If "picked up a girl from a bar/club" equals sex then no
Also only lost my virginity if sex with a condom counts
I'm a girl so I guess some of them don't really apply to me
nice
No drugs, 4 sexual partners, moving out early next year and not into trashy club chicks
Guess I'm doing quite well
I played soccer when I was in middle school, so I guess that counts.
Didn't go to prom because I got injured senior year playing varsity football.
The rest are simply because I've been in a relationship with the same girl since 9th grade.
I am 22.
>>22877811
football*
ok haha
>>22874655
Well I lost.
