sadboi is fuckin sick of all these fucking dick/feet/titty rate threads and dumb muthphukkas makin more claiming there ain't none
let's have a good old fashioned assumption thread you motherfuckers
inb4 somebody posts his penis here
Also you look more tired than sad and clearly don't enjoy fapping to glorious B cups.
>>22858258
tired of all dese titties on /soc/
if i wanna fap to b cups i'll go on pornhub
>>22858197
your the kind of sarc astic and snarky i could get along with,
You look like you're trapped in a cage, hoping to someday get out.
When your owner brings you your daily rations, you shed a small tear.
You need to get out of there.
You attempt to break down the walls, but they're concrete and unmovable.
You come to the conclusion you must wait until your master comes with your daily rations to kill him.
The next day comes and your mast looks at you with glowing eyes, and you pounce from your nest.
You grab his neck and take a huge bite. Your teeth tear his skin. Your master screams in pain.
You take a bite at his ear and tear his ear off, then run away.
>>22858197
You think of yourself as a nice and good looking guy and you want a girlfriend. But not just any girlfriend. You want someone special and someone who understands you. More of like a best friend rather than a girlfriend. You don't want to die alone, so you are worried that you won't find the one before it's too late.
>>22858269
Not a real punk. Uses the punk look to attract both negative and positive attention. Thinks he is a special snowflake on /soc/ because of his looks.
I feel like shit will kick off more if the OP photo was assumptions
>>22858197
Listens to oasis
From manchester
Drinks guiness
Votes ukip
Hates muslims
>>22858577
Only when forced to
Nope
Heck yes
Nah man fuck ukip
Nah dey cool
Assume away
18 f indiana
>>22858197
AH FRODO FUCK OFF M8
>>22858606
FER CHRIST SAKE I TOLD YE TO GIT BACK TO MORDOR YE LETTLE BASTARD
>>22858610
I'LL GET YO ASS TO ISENGARD YA FUCKWIT
>>22858602
yo lets kill Frodo and marry
>>22858602
watches a lot of movies
>>22858577
likes beer and cigarettes
>>22858269
has a punk music collection
>>22858197
sad? i dont think soc will make that better
>>22858615
YE WEE CUNT THIS RING'S GOIN UP YER ARSE THEN YOU'RE GOIN IN THE FUCKIN VOLCANO MATE
>>22858618
nah pic just makes me look sad
>>22858269
You're actually more nerdy but you like to appear cool
>>22858265
Picture do not give your looks justice. Very shy away r and never makes the first move
>>22858611
Average looks with strong views and won't back down from what you believe in
>>22858615
But frodo is my dog
>>22858616
Amen brotha
>>22858197
Has depression, has done way to many lines this week.
>>22858269
Loves metal, does not mosh.
>>22858577
Loves art, is closet homosexual.
>>22858602
You need a bit of give and take.
>>22858611
Hated college, plays alot of vidyas
>>22858616
Plays tennis
>>22858621
Cuddles that bottle every night to get over the loss of his pet frog Frodo.
>>22858621
>>22858618
YOU STYLE YOUR FACIAL HAIR LIKE MY PUBES.
>>22858645
REET SON LETS FITE
>>22858665
BRING YOUR OWN LOBSTER I WONT GIVE YOU MINE
>>22858197
You're angry at the world
>>22858269
Takes shit loads of drugs
>>22858577
Listens to Coldplay
From Leeds
Votes lib dem
Loves Muslims and Jews
>>22858602
Loves anime and wild flowers
>>22858611
Considered shooting up the school at some point but things got better
>>22858616
Has a collection of something quirky
>>22858621
Is super happy but has super sad identical twin
>>22858638
Is an xbox guy, because he just is
>>22858197
Probably denies many assumptions made about him even if they're true, because he doesn't want to appear too transparent. Thinks of himself as edgy for not being edgy. Sort of narcissistic.
>>22858269
Doesn't really know who he is right now, which is fine because at this point in his life he doesn't really care. He's in his own little bubble of cool and that's fine too.
>>22858577
I dunno... He likes Portugal the Man? And he's a good listener.
>>22858602
Would rather go out than stay in. Independent, yet a hopeless romantic. Appreciates the little things.
>>22858611
Thinks about stuff and things a lot. An artist in some form.
>>22858616
Likes sports and socially drinking.
Hair's wet in this pic. Out of the shower.
>>22858197
just a naturally nice dude. probably listens to doo-wop
>>22858269
probably pretty fun to hang with but also annoying after a while. fun in small increments
>>22858602
cool i used to live in indiana for a short time. you claim to like the cold weather, until november happens and then you want to live somewhere warmer
>>22858669
Yes
No
No
Hate the religions, have no opinion of followers of the faith
>>22858265
Loves cats.
>>22858269
Is kind of obnoxious but in a fun way.
>>22858577
Likes to snowboard.
>>22858602
Is insecure.
>>22858611
Quiet, but super duper interesting when you talk.
>>22858616
Super athletic. Probably prom king.
>>22858625
Is a dog
>>22858638
Doesn't date a lot.
>>22858669
Takes a lot of photos of himself.
>>22858671
Really funny guy.
>>22858678
Would be my bff
>>22859532
Even when you're not technically smilling, you are.
>>22859539
I hope that's a good thing.
>>22858602
What's your name again, sweetie? Liz? It's me, the Wolverine :)
I see you posting a lot in those "how would you fuck me" threads, but I think you're a virgin. I think you love online attention, but don't like IRL attention (that's okay, I'm similar). I think you listen to a combination of pop music and emo, "tell me your feelings" type stuff. You're not sure what you want to do in life. You're spontaneous, but a procrastinator. You grew up doing jazz, tap, or ballet.
Am I anywhere close?
>I got this sweater on sale at Banana Republic. I like it.
>>22859554
And you have nice legs, please slap me in the face.
>>22859532
Exploits her sexuality by fucking anyone who gives her attention
>>22859671
whoa, someone's salty
>>22859618
Hahahaha, thanks!
>>22859615
That is so accurate. Right down to the ballet haha. How you doing Mr Wolverine
>>22861672
I'm doing well, Sweetpea. I'm about to go to bed. I do a lot of photography and I'm going to try to capture the sunrise over the ocean in the morning. I'm back home at the beach, so I'm hoping to capture some amazing images. I'll make sure I post some for you the next time I bump into you on here.
Have a great evening, Pretty Girl xo
i am lost, where are we?
>>22861979
Oo that's amazing. I've always wanted to practice photography. Pretty please make sure I get to see them. Sleep well
>>22863382
everyone avoids you because you look mean, but youre actually kinda nice.
>>22863379
really into fashion but no money to buy the clothes that you want.
People always misread me. Assume away. 21/M/States
Bad at assumptions and mine are all generic. I'm pretty bad at reading people.
>>22864683
Did you dye your hair? I like it
>>22864658
has a tumblr with pastel pics and undertale
>>22863379
can vogue
>>22858625
is dog
>>22858269
defends numetal
show me what you got guys
>>22864699
I did indeed, thank you
