Assumption/rate thread
>>22837637
You probably smoke as much as me.
9/10
>>22837644
You have lots of friends and suitors. You're gorgeous.
>>22837647
You smoke a lot of weed.
>>22837647
8/10
>>22837637
You look like a nurse.
>>22837644
Lots of fuckboys.
>>22837647
Jimi Hendrix fan, stoner.
>>22837637
You're really bossy
>>22837644
You probably smoke as much as me.
>>22837644
Spoiled by daddy
>>22837647
You probably smoke as much as me.
Is what i meant
>>22837690
figured haha
>>22837644
fake
>>22837647
dindunuffinwrong
>>22837637
crazy, looks like amys bakery
>>22837700
I am actually bipolar but I am the least angry of my whole family :D
Nice guy
>>22837697
Cheers
>>22837704
cool! im bipolar too actually, it's a blast right?
>>22837723
Yeah I love going in and out of hospitals because my brain is glitchy haha
>>22837726
Unfortunately not a lesbian
>>22837726
You look easily offended.
>>22837678
looks in every mirror he comes across
>>22837700
failure, careerwise.
>>22837676
submissive.
>>22837647
stoner
>>22837644
tries to overcome it, but is in reality quite shy
>>22837637
had way to many boyfriends already
// didnt shave in 3 weeks. looks awful but im too lazy to shave
>>22837746
forgot pic
>>22837740
I feel like today is just a day for mean assumptions. :(
>>22837726
7 daddy issues
>>22837715
6.5 lonely
>>22837700
7 doesn't like his hair
>>22837697
8 would be my g irl
>>22837751
I'm pretty mean, you could've assumed that.
>>22837758
It's everybody in this thread. We need some uplifting positivity :)
>>22837766
You look pretty and i'd eat ice cream with you.
>>22837637
You look incredibly submissive, like you want to be taken care of on an emotional and physical level
>>22837768
Yesssss bring the green tea ice cream over here
>>22837637
Tomboy-ish
>>22837644
Annoying
>>22837647
Smokes too much weed
>>22837676
Likes penis in bum
>>22837678
Depressed
>>22837700
Tries too hard
>>22837726
Party girl
>>22837747
Depressed
>>22837778
i don't actually.
>>22837819
10/10 would let walk all over my electronics
>>22837778
shy but very alive inside
>>22837753
people either love or hate your look
>>22837750
likes good books and is secretly nymphomaniac
>>22837747
also shy but alive inside
>>22837726
not you
>>22837715
dreamy, hipster girls have crushes on you but youre too shy to respond
>>22837700
sporty and into maths
>>22837697
>>22837647
grows his own weed
>>22837644
can dance well
>>22837637
daughter of french or scandinavian actors
bumpin aswell
>>22837836
Pretty spot on
pls don't rate me just assume, ta.
>>22837637
Not very easy going and passively mean about awkward things people say. Has lots of friends though.
>>22837644
Gets lots of male attention, very satisfied with herself and how she looks, is sporty/fit and kind, at least to peoples faces.
>>22837647
Chilled, likes the weed, has about 4-5 close friends to chill with, doesn't like videogames aside from oldschool stuff like crash bandicoot, spyro and street fighter. Has had many grillfriends.
>>22837676
Has good taste in games (wind waker), is kind of shallow when it comes to looks, adventurous and in a happy relationship with a qt, also likes to run and listens trance music.
>>22837678
Does't like fat people, listens to relaxing music, plays guitar, talks to lots of internet girls.
>>22837697
Ok I just scrolled down and saw this, predictions about the weed were correct.
continued on next post....
>>22837700
you've seen tiesto in concert at least once
>>22837726
you made your FB profile pic the french flag
>>22837647
Idk man, I'd secretly wanna hang with you really bad
>>22837637
You go golfing at least once a week in the summer
>>22837750
Philosophy undergrad dropout
>>22837753
You only want one compliment in your life, and its if you took your pants off and someone called you quad-zilla
>>22837778
likes aphex twin
>>22838190
probably used to work in a grocery store idfk
>>22837700
holymutherofjesusyourebeautiful
>>22837747
likes rock/metal music, kinda lonely, is well educated.
>>22837750
Super mean and likes the men.
>>22837753
Shallow but very nice to beautiful/popular people, likes chart music, has one or more pet dogs.
>>22837778
lonely but likes top stuff like radiohead, small social group of friends, lives alone.
>>22837836
so lovely and nice, good sense of humor, has lots of friends and cute girlfriend, plays xbox.
>>22838219
are you making fun of me or do u actually think im goodlooking? :o
>>22838234
No joke at all.
>>22837644
really nice voice.
>>22837726
nice teeth. winter is your favorite season.
>>22838190
obsessed with dr.who
>>22838214
well if youre ever in college station hit me up!
>>22838190
love your eyes and facial structure but i do love all vidya gaem
>>22837637
uses lush bath bombs
>>22837644
is a genuinely unique person
>>22837647
quiet type
>>22837676
you're good with kids
>>22837678
you love your mom but havent ever really opened up to her
>>22837700
teenage girls gets crushes on you
>>22837750
you like camping
>>22837753
you dont like deep conversation
>>22837778
just wants someone to love
>>22837836
owns a guy fawkes mask
>>22838190
has some sort of mental disorder
>>22837715
Loves to walk in nature
>>22838302
wish you were a teenager
>>22838284
has a hard time to fit in
>>22837753
gets thrown out of clubs for being too drunk even though you're sober
>>22837778
sad virgin who thinks all women are whores
>>22838302
>>22838308
You motherfuckers know me too well
>>22837637
The artistic type
>>22837647
Rashawn?
>>22837678
9/10
>>22838229
Nice cat
>>22838302
See above
>>22838190
I rate you
>>22837778
The bathroom are you in?
>>22837726
Can't see anything
>>22837700
9/10
K do whatever it is you're supposed to do.
>>22837637
Very passable mtf.
>>22837644
You live in Sweden and everyone hates you.
>>22837647
You live in 'Murica and everyone thinks you're 'dope'.
>>22837676
Slav that puts on a 'ladies man' act but hasn't ever had a serious gf.
>>22837678
qt.
You probably vape, spend time on /pol/ and sleep around.
>>22837700
Serious white boy druggy.
>>22837726
I think you're a pretty decent person. No one hates you off the bat. You are not very personable but you have a ton of girlfriends who you've gotten very close with over the years. You look like the type of girl I'd like to hang out with.
>>22837747
Pretentious af
>>22837750
Has Brandon-tier level of insecurity
>>22837753
Complete manwhore. Feels like I'd get a STD just talking to you.
>>22837778
/r9k/ regular
>>22837805
Prime example of what I said above.
>>22837836
You get tons of easy pussy cause you live in a sleazy country
>>22838190
Has a loving soon to be husbando.
You look like the submissive type but also very down to earth.
>>22838284
No one makes racial jokes towards you irl because you could crush them. (physically I mean)
>>22838286
Loves watermelon.
>>22838302
Obnoxious and loud irl. All men interested in you are under 25. You just give off teen mom vibes.
>>22838322
You play up being a sandnigger big time irl for the lulz
>>22838284
have slight ocd
>>22838318
i *technically* am a teenager
>>22838320
ooo yay i'm never good at these
>>22838322
>see above
>nice cat
i dont get it
you play an instrument really well
>>22838320
Also sad and heart broken
>>22838327
has a easier time remembering people by seeing their dicks than their faces
>>22838322
dad is disappointed in you
>>22837644
Literallytilatequilasblacktwin/10
>>22837647
Ey what's up mon/10
>>22837678
Paulrudd?
>>22837700
10/10 dude are you Canadian lmao?
>>22837726
Marriage tier
>>22837747
Irish asf
>>22837750
Edward Norton
>>22837753
Did you just get in a boxing match?
>>22837836
Nice guy very friendly looking
>>22838302
Doll eyes
>>22838322
You look Hawaiian
>>22838337
I haven't seen many dicks irl desu
>>22838336
yep, but I think I've already made that clear on this board
Roast me
>>22838341
so ur into getting blindfolded?
>>22838334
Was expecting muchworse from you lol, and I am one...
>>22838335
Your eyes look like my cats is what I'm trying to say I think
>>22838337
True
>>22838339
Nope ohana
>>22838347
DUUUDE WEED LMAOOO
>>22838339
im canadian eh lmaooo
>>22838335
guess u meant younger teenagers then ;_;
>>22838354
Srry but no thats a sigaret..... Weed i smoke bong only
>>22838362
its a meme brosky, its meant to convey that you're a fucktard.
>>22838349
I'm into not being a whore. There's enough of them to satisfy the manwhores out there so I'm just gonna use my hand.
>>22838347
qt but the earring made me vomit a bit in my mouth.
likes it up the ass
>>22838284
>>22838214
>>22838322
Nope!
>>22838286
>>22838327
D'aw shucks.
![uka87-4Y_400x400[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/mU5PXL2.jpg "uka87-4Y_400x400[1].jpg")
>>22838374
and im not into drugs baka
>>22838335
>>22838350
I do play an instrument yous right btw
>>22838379
I can imagine your stacy gf's face finding the lolicon on your comp. It'll be glorious.
You look like some kid I went to school with in Murica who was a classic whiteboy douchebag with a hardcore habit.
>>22838350
oooooh. well thanks i like cats
>>22838360
yeah but i still think u a qt ;-;
(sorry for poor english)
>>22838286
very friendly with everybody. is involved into social associations. has a hudge collection of vinyls
>>22838284
works in restaurants or hotels
very romantic
>>22838190
has a huge and deep sadness in her, but she tries to pretend everything is alright to her friends.
has a cat.
>>22837836
practice several music intruments
works as engineer or something like that
>>22837805
very popular. thinks about sex all day long.
studies in art / architecture
>>22837778
Depressed. like gaming a lot and techno music
sensitive person
>>22838386
>implying i care about 3d girls
see this katana? talk shit about my waifu again and I'll make it dance kiddo
>>22838392
forgive english, i am Russia.
i come to study Mechanical Engineering at American university. i am here little time and i am very hard stress. i am gay also and this very difficult for me, i am very religion person. i never act to be gay with other men before. but after i am in america 6 weeks i am my friend together he is gay also. He was show me American video game and then we are kiss.
We sex together. I never before now am tell my mother about gay because i am very shame. As i **** this American boy it is very good to me but also i am feel so guilty. I feel extreme guilty as I begin orgasm. I feel so guilty that I pick up my telephone and call Mother in Russia. I awaken her. It too late for stopping so I am cumming sex. I am very upset and guilty and crying, so I yell her, "I AM CUM FROM SEX" (in Russia). She say what? I say "I AM CUM FROM SEX" and she say you boy, do not marry American girl, and I say "NO I AM CUM FROM SEX WITH MAN, I AM IN ASS, I CUM IN ASS" and my mother very angry me. She not get scared though.
I hang up phone and am very embarrass. My friend also he is very embarrass. I am guilt and feel very stupid. I wonder, why do I gay with man? But I continue because when it spurt it feel very good in American ass.
>>22837637
Uses skincare products like crazy
>>22837644
Yoga classes
>>22837647
Other than women you don't have really opinions
>>22837676
You hate that you look like and is considered a good quiet boy
>>22837697
Addicted to porn
>>22837700
"must look sexier"
>>22837726
stays hydrated
>>22837747
I'm the boss of beer
>>22837750
horny a lot
>>22837753
Face is unrelated to chin
>>22837778
Thinks he deserves Miss Universe
>>22837836
Jerk
>>22838190
genuinely nice
>>22838284
likes a good laugh
>>22838286
"Im cute but dangerous"
>>22838302
Into serious relationships only
>>22838322
Not actually muslim
Funny and all but at the end of the day you believe we should all be nicer to each other
>>22838327
Slightly psychopathic, control freak who secretly hates everyone because they're not as intelligent/beautiful as you.
>>22838347
Pretty much your standard issue douche-bro-frat-boy who gets tons of pussy, goes to house parties with his shallow friends
>>22838392
Has no girlfriend because he overdoes the nice-guy persona
>Sorry guys, I'm in a bad mood right now.
>>22838432
what do you even mean by that?
>>22838439
Posing too hard
I dont smoke weed. I get that too much.
>>22838190
Has a paramore tattoo, friendly. Nice eyes
>>22838284
Enjoys playing fifa 13
>>22838302
Had 3 boyfriends who were over 6'2
>>22838322
Watches anime
>>22838327
Good student,enjoys family guy
>>22838433
I have a few screws loose but not sure if it's in a psychopathic sense. I hate a lot of people just because I think most people think poor life choices is ok because MUH MEDIA SAID SO. It's not really about intelligence or beauty, just about being a decent person.
I assume your a loner, but it doesn't bother you, since you prefer being alone. But you're worried about your waifu prospects.
>>22838465
Smokes weed
>>22838481
False.
>>22838482
True
>>22838465
Not weed, but definitely snorts the Devils dandruff
>>22838433
depressed divorced dad, blue collar worker
>>22838432
Should've left my facial pubes grow then
>>22838468
I only watched 2 animus
>>22838432
Assumptions and rates.
>it's very effective
>>22838468
Wears skate brands. Doesn't skate. 6.5/10
>>22838465
A little awkward, but incredibly likeable 6.5/10
>>22838433
Part of a super secret survivalist militia (hence the camo) 6.5/10
>>22838392
Listens to death metal 7/10
>>22838347
Parties a lot. Procrastinates. 7/10
>>22838327
Has created a personal on /soc/ that is nothing like her. Sometime next year she will reveal "the long con." 9/10
>>22838322
Gets frustrated with his luck with women 6.5/10
>>22838302
Wants to date me, but doesn't know how to break the ice 9/10
>>22837836
Fun guy who's hobby is blacksmithing 7.5/10
>>22837726
Struggled with body image issues 9/10
>>22837700
Is constantly mistaken for Jude Law 8.5/19
>>22837644
Plays dumb when she's really smart 9/10
>>22837637
No assumption. Just admiring your eyebrow game and how overall symmetrical your face is. Okay, okay... Assumption is used to have a rough time with drugs and alcohol her last couple years in high school, but got her shit together. Drinks socially now. 9/10
>>22838521
R u isreali
>>22838502
nope
>>22838556
that's classified
>>22837644
very active and athletic, 7
>>22837678
has some rad fuckin hair, 7.5
>>22837700
grew up in a very religious household, 7
>>22837726
you did theatre in high school and loved it, 7.5
>>22837778
hates himself when he has a shaved face, 6
>>22838190
probably reads a lot of manga
>>22838327
also reads a lot of manga, many women are jealous of you, also waifu. 9
>>22838556
you intimidate lots of people so you counteract this by saying stuff like 'gee-willikers' irl, 8
>>22838596
Yes my name is Gal Gadot google me
>>22837637
Spend a lot of time on makeup and post on reddit about makeup
>>22837644
Live in Chicago and go to a community college
>>22837647
Dislike alcohol but like weed, play guitar
>>22837676
Was considering joining the military after hs but didnt
>>22837726
A waitress, sings all the time when alone
>>22838627
ayy
>>22838627
I don't have internet where I live.
>>22838682
Sucks for you nignog
>>22838642
l
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>>22838521
nice duckface faggot
xDD
>>22838707
>nignog
>>22838902
ur a slut
>>22838521
Are you ninja girl?
>>22838976
B-but I'm pure virgen waifu...
>>22838327
Really judgmental, kind of a bitch
>>22838347
Looks like you could either be a major douche or a awesome bro
>>22838433
works hard in a shitty job for family? kinda weird but likable
>>22838465
look like someone i went to highschool with, he was an ass
>>22838468
could be cool, possible art student
>>22838521
you remind me of sarah silvermann
>>22838556
xfit dudebro
>>22838617
meh you look full of yourself
>>22838630
you look like my gfs ex
>>22838902
young
>>22838976
generic fratboi
>>22839052
an ugly one at that
Pleb pic, but don't have anything else on this pc
>>22838347
Drinks hard, fun at parties
>>22838392
Typical "nice-guy"
>>22838433
For some reason you gave me a terrorist-vibe. And that's coming from a sandnigger
>>22838465
Shaggy?
>>22838468
College frat, works out a lot, probably a cool guy
>>22838521
The type who expects to have male models after her, never realizing how average you really are
>>22838556
Secretely a Super Saiyan
>>22838617
I can tell by this pic that I probably wouldn't have liked you
>>22838630
Type of dude i'd like to smoke and listen to kid cudi with
>>22838902
Funny, but under-age
>>22838976
Asshole who picks up fights for the most unneccesary things
>>22839075
Typical nice guy, virgin, but cool to hang out with
>>22839169
im actually really nice, you look like upper class/richfag
>>22839283
you look like the kind of guy who i wouldn't like to see naked
>>22837637
you swallow (and love it)
>>22838327
wow you're a racist little bitch.
>>22838327
There's something about you that I like and I don't mean in a sexual way. Well, I mean, I'd fuck you if you wanted me to but that's beside the point.
>>22838617
>gee-wilikers
Dude, that hilarious. I don't say that, but I do say "gosh" a lot, lol :)
>>22839169
Alright guy, has lots of friends
>>22839075
Kind of a nerd and plays a lot of vidya
>>22838630
Has a big ego but very low self esteem
>>22838617
Gives off bad vibes but isn't that bad of a guy
>>22838556
Intimidating af although is more of a softy
>>22838468
I think you try to hide from who you are
>>22838433
Is struggling financially, doesn't get enough credit
>>22838392
Really nice guy and a little overly emotional
>>22838347
Happy with your life and you've probably gotten a lot of girls
>>22838327
Kind-hearted, soft spoken, slightly superficial
>>22837637 Tranny?
>>22837726 Sweet but maybe a little stuck up
>>22837747 Has thought about shooting up a school
>>22838556 Did some gay porn, but mainly for the money
>>22839741 Alright person, maybe has a few demons
>>22838902
What you lookin at bitch
>>22838998
maybe
>>22839075
you again
>>22839169
>Male models
Kek
>>22840570
you skip leg day
>>22839741
look like one of those i never smile people
>too lazy to scroll farther
>>22838302
Sonic girl?
>>22838327
Louisa-tier level of annoyance
>>22840608
>What you lookin at bitch
You who else dumb bish
>>22838468
slightly homosexual kid with bent legs
>>22838521
introvert with a bubbly personality
>>22838556
my roommate/10
>>22838617
huge faggot
>>22838630
snitch
>>22838902
great sense of humor, but 14 on the inside
>>22838976
literal piece of shit, i bet you break into people's houses
>>22839075
smokes vapes and plays league all day
>>22839169
talks about girls but has no "game"
>>22839283
filthy basement dweller
>>22839741
sits on phone while at dinner with friends
>>22840570
rapey indian at the hooka lounge
>>22841477
>rekt ur nan benis m9 blaze weed
>>22841482
vape is life, faggot
>>22842259
I'm really white, i swear
>>22839741
>softy
Definitely
>>22840570
>gay porn
No, but I did used to be a webcam model for a short period of time. Good obscure reference, bro.
>>22839613
>Implying that's a bad thing.
>>22839620
That's the feeling I'd like to evoke in everyone.
Domo anon.
>>22838468
Not a g8 student due to moving in between continents all the time (different lang and curriculum ) But yeah I love family men as long as it's not a unhealthy dependency on their family (ie. insane mommy's boy)
I assume you drink a beer a day.
>>22838617
I don't read THAT much manga cause I'm picky about content. Can't be mass-produced otaku bullshit.
Husbando, I assume you are scarred and will probs wait at least a year before getting serious with a chick again.
>>22839741
No on all counts. I'll assume you don't have a lot of girlfriends, you're popular with the lads but haven't had a serious relationship, just a lot of sleeping around.
>>22842160
>being this butthurt
>>22842445
>using buzzwords and having to defend yourself in third person
Always pathetic and hilarious
>>22842478
What are you on about? My ID changed, but it's pretty clear I'm talking in first person.You're really reaching.
>She's pathetic,She's pathetic,She's pathetic,She's pathetic,She's pathetic,She's pathetic,She's pathetic, heeehaaa heeee weeze heeheehe She's pathetic,She's pathetic,She's pathetic.
>>22842511
Aw fuck she forgot to take her pills! Abandon ship
>>22842511
What did you do to him lol? I've been seeimg this in a lot of threads?
>>22842489
grow a beard? you seem kinda naive/innocent
>>22842261
mixed. musician
>>22841482
likes hip hop, practical job
>>22841477
dude to get drunk with
>>22840570
plays rugby, loud laugh
>>22839741
loves camming
>>22839283
loves to sleep
>>22842519
Maxim, staph. These one off IP's following my every move just to agree with the past IP makes you look even more insane.
>>22842519
Probs bruised his ego.
>>22838556
Lol! No way bro, i was reaching.
>>22842261
No you fucking aren't lol! #rapeytheindian
>>22839075
grayson?
>>22842530
You stick out to me on /soc/ for some reason. I sense you're a pretty normal dude.
>>22842533
It's 5 AM in Utah where Maxim lives. Do you seriously think he's on right now and the only one who sees through your bullshit?
>>22842551
haha, what does pretty normal even mean?
>>22842552
Maxim, we all know you'd rather be on /soc/ than sleep.
What bullshit?
You're literally upset because I'm a meanie.
You must be a huge faggot irl. Everyone walks all over you I bet.
>>22842558
Holds down a job, occasionally fucks women
>>22842559
Aw fuck there's it's loony imaginary friend Maxim!
>>22838617
insecure
>>22838327
liar
>>22838433
cool and smart dude
>>22838468
ure a funny guy
>>22839075
ure always the funny guy in the group
>>22842562
Maxim, you are real.
Don't lose yourself to your illness m8.
>>22842566
I never lie. ;)
>>22842583
Do you loves me?
>>22842591
Who are you anon?
There are a few qts I wish weren't amerifags.
>>22837637
Somewhat unstable, creative, above average intelligence
>>22837644
Nice but boring.
>>22837647
Total bro and definitely 420. Fun to be around.
>>22837676
Insecure.
>>22837678
Overly emotional.
>>22837700
Likes rape porn?
>>22837726
German.
>>22837747
Insufferable faggot. (Sorry)
>>22837750
Way too serious and tight assed.
>>22837753
Drinks too much. Generally shitty self control.
>>22837778
Vidya enthusiast. No meaningful hobbies.
>>22837836
Interested in arts.
>>22838190
Got friendzoned a lot but is still a nice, loveable person.
>>22838284
Average intelligence but still gets a lot pussy.
>>22838286
Nice guy but not the bitter, whiny version.
>>22838302
Above average intelligence and interest in fashion and ... STEM student?
>>22838322
Still in HS, jokes a lot.
>>22838327
Attention whore … okay, that's too easy. Annoying in big groups but sweet with friends, got some ghetto major if she studies at all.
>>22838347
Absolute beta bitch when not on drugs/in company of friends.
>>22838392
Doesn't go outside too much. Good student.
>>22838433
Dad is disappointed in him. Didn't achieve too much in life yet.
>>22838465
Confused for a stoner a lot. Duh. Probably some NEET.
>>22838468
A generally cool guy with temper issues.
>>22838521
Studies Psychology or Marketing.
>>22838556
Great out of his "nice guy" phase, still no GF. Probably a cool person.
>>22838617
That annoying guy who isn't as dumb as he acts.
>>22838630
Is outside a lot.
>>22838902
Funny and hard to piss off.
>>22838976
r9k
>>22839075
Got an abusive boyfriend
>>22839169
Animefag.
>>22839283
That smart slav dude.
>>22839741
Social person.
>>22840570
Generic blue collar dude.
>>22841477
Bi curious. Doesn't admit it to himself.
>>22841482
"It's not my fault, it's my genetics."
>>22842261
Web designer?
>>22842489
Has siblings. /fit/ but still insecure.
>>22842604
I posted it in here and dont match your preferences :(
You can still lie though i dont mind
Will post assumptions when I'm not in a lecture
>>22842629
Your IP has changed, since I checked already.
>>22842626
I don't need to whore out for attention. I don't hang out with big groups often, and wouldn't consider myself annoying in them because I'm pretty reserved. I'm just normal with friends. I'm studying to be a hotel manager ;p
Ayy niggas lol
>>22842645
>I don't need to whore out for attention.
:_D
>wouldn't consider myself annoying in them because I'm pretty reserved
Well, was imagining something in terms of throwing a nasty/stuck-up comment. Doesn't fully negate being reserved.
>I'm studying to be a hotel manager ;p
One out of three right, oh well.
>>22842645
Many call me Dale, others Maxim, but I'm the real one.
>>22842638
CS student.
>>22842646
Says "nigger" unironically.
>>22842691
Virgin. Probably with a bossy mother.
>>22842645
Also one more guess! You're originally from some shitty European country like Romania or Bulgaria.
>>22842663
Nah, I mean if some chick at a bar looks like she's carrying four black guys loads inside of her then I might kek to a friend. But I'm never nasty to the people I'm hanging with since I don't hang with trash. If they're acting like fools I'll point it out and tell them to stop tho.
and a hotel manager is a nice job imo.
>>22842678
kek
>>22842729
why come back? No I'm 50% Finnish and 50% Afrikaans (Dutch decent) so that's very far off. I was born in sweden, spent my first year in finland, then S.Africa>Finland>SA>USA> and back to Finland
>>22842770
;*
When are you coming back to the states so we can netflix and chill?
>>22842786
If I don't have anything holding me here (aka a relationship) then I'll visit my sister in the summer and try get a summer job in the US.
>>22842794
NY said I think, what university just curious to know. There's plethora of hotels here which I'm not how it works there but maybe you start low like concierge or something. Might be totes wrong.
>>22842770
>since I don't hang with trash
>If they're acting like fools I'll point it out and tell them to stop tho.
That kind of stuff, yeah though I guess my wording was too vague and overall I got that mostly wrong.
>hotel manager is a nice job
It's solid and pretty nice if you like to meet tons of new people but hardly intellectually challenging in any way compared to "higher" stuff.
>why come back?
I enjoy testing my guessing skills or rather exposing the obvious lack of them and seeing what I could do better, and since you're the only person who replied so far, my options seem limited as fuck.
Quite a life, cat-ear-girl, if you could pick it all over again, would you choose the same turbulent one full of moving or something more ordinary and quiet?
Obligatory guess: The former.
>>22842830
She's in NY and younger than me so still in HS.
I'm not sure where I'm going to work, she might come visit me instead or we might go to China together cause she has a chinaman bf who's gonna visit home.
>>22842830
http://pastebin.com/cqczr7Pp
this is why the terrorists are winning son
>>22842843
>[12/10/2013 1:26:52 AM] Mimi: i came later since i was mostly on /v/
>[12/10/2013 1:29:32 AM] Madoka: ah gotcha
>[12/10/2013 1:29:39 AM] Madoka: /v/ is nice
Stopped reading here.
>>22842839
Well if they're acting like fools, either they stop or I'm out.
Yeah, my dad has a high stress job and just seeing him made me nope.jpg. Sure the large pay is nice, but I'd rather work to live than live to work. I'm also kind of traditional so I want to be able to spend lots of time with muh kids.
I'm actually kind of salty at my parents putting us through that. esp me, since I'm a creature of habit. I'd rather have just stayed in Finland my whole life. Most my peers are just starting to have adventures. I've already had enough. Which kind of separates me from many (Causes problems in relationships for eg.) So yeah deffo would have rathered a normie lifestyle.
>>22842841
Ah, thought she was older for some reason and lol chinamen. The building I'm working at right now has an apartment at the terrace which is just a measly $6000...
Just telling you if you wanna room in so I can steal a key for it.
>>22842847
Man she was perfect for him, dunno why he went all "I CANT LOVE YOU BECAUSE I DONT LOVE MYSELF". I was kind of hoping maxim and mimi would end up together so she can later backstab him like in Gone Girl. It would have been a perfect ending and one less oxygen stealer on this planet.
>>22842843
Is maxim mimi?
>>22842691
you like to grill stuff thats wrapped in tinfoil also 6.2
>>22842646
youre a furry 7
>>22842638
what
>>22842867
mimi is chinese maxim
>>22842886
Ok haven't heard this part, explain?
>>22842888
everything you know about maxim was embodied to this asian mutt chick who tried to online date him, so it was like his equal but in female form
>>22842861
>maxim and mimi
But, sempai … Who are all these people, the only ones I know on /soc/ are Brandon, that horse girl who barely posts anymore and some dude with a creepy beard who grows plants.
>>22842850
>I've already had enough. Which kind of separates me from many
I didn't even had half as much moving around but can sympathise, although the benefits of being forced to grow up faster made up all the negatives for me, then again, since I like change, shit was easier for me.
So wait, even my guess that you have a good relationship with your parents is wrong then … damn. But you get along fine with your mom, riiiiight?
>>22842880
You read fantasy/sci fi crap. Got a a bike.
>>22842880
No, i'm not a furry. Like... the fuck??
>>22842896
Actually don't really know apart that he photoshops and acts as people and a Dale, but I can see how this is all a bad thing lol. So he chose Rokku-chan as the next mimi and it failed right away?
>>22842899
I lol'd
>>22842905
Nah he was getting shooped before any of this. I think he saved some picture of Dale getting called out and took it to his grave. No idea if either are even real.
>>22842899
who doesnt have a bike lol
>>22842904
sure dude, hardblush #1
>inb4 no responses
>>22842944
You look like a pedo chef.
>>22842857
Sounds good. $6000 for how long? wot.
>>22842899
No, me and my moms relationship is the worse of all ;p. Idk I feel like I've had to grow up faster than my capacity which has brought a lot of stress on me. Also people expect more from me than I can stomach which leads to me snapping at some point (More in serious relationships like family and boyfriendos)
>>22842905
I think he wants me to be the new dale.
>>22842944
Yeah, you should assume to get assumptions m8.
>>22842259
haha youre actually right! not anymore though..
>>22842445
is Finland super racist or something? or are you just a massive cunt?
>>22842908
/raises hand
>>22842944
Older than he looks (21+) and got a pretty healthy social life with couple close friends. Also the clown in school.
>>22842947
Likes alcohol a lot. Considered "funny" by friends.
>>22843012
Yeah, that's given with a life like that, you had/ to deal with shit, that adults deal with, as a kid/teen which fucks with natural development and causes problems and yidda yadda. Though I expect that it'll eventually will balance out later in life, specially when you settle down and everything … alternatively full snap and you'll begin to emulate your parents.
Which you totally don't want to, hence all the traditional attitude … but that would be just following and not assuming. Hmmm, you either started smoking very early and quit or was perma-drugfreee. You can probably cook pretty well. Probably dominant in bed but not overly so. And never had pets.
Also what's with all the motherfuckers posting once and abandoning the thread.
>>22843162
It's pretty cold up there.
Ayo
>>22843012
A month
Se we call you Dale-chan now?
>>22837637
Wants me to cum in their asshole.
>>22842530
Kinda!
>>22842549
yes i am i swear
>>22842626
nope
>>22843162
You're either a nigger, sandnigger, under 20, or swedish.
>>22843183
Yeah, I hope it'll even out, settling down seems difficult since I have trust issues due to parents (They lied about going on 'holiday' fucking three times in order for me to move. Then "lol we're/you're staying.") I doubt I'll go full on cray. My mom snapped when her bro died, my dad probs got influenced by her cray (they dated since 16) + overly stressful job.
I never really started smoking, I just smoke when drinking. I use snus instead. More so after the last relationship, since my ex had it always readily available. I don't love to cook but I'm ok. I'm more of a sub but I'm an initiator. I've had pets, just not whilst living alone.
>>22843451
Sounds fancy- My apartment is 34 sm and 320€ a month. I only pay €48,80 thanks to student benefits lel.
I don't want to further the confusion. & Dale's an ugly name compared to Rochelle anyways.
>>22842216
Look the other way
>>22843099
Glad you got out of the habit! Are you still a piece of shit?
>>22843474
Ouch. That sucks far worse than the moving around itself, I know people who developed trust issues over much less. Though time is on your side with that, bet you'll be fine-o in few years.
>I don't love to cook
Pff, that was never implied. You can cook a normal meal without blowing up the kitchen or murdering anybody with the result. 1/4.
Drinks harder stuff like ... white rum. Agnostic. Proud in her taste for media. Never had a lez-experience. Doesn't get asked out as often one would imagine. And… wanted to be an actress as a kid.
>>22843472
Lemme try to expand on mixed then … half asian (Filipino) half black?
>>22843438
Self absorbed. Defines himself over brands. Actually not good at math.
>>22843684
Half white half black!
>>22843694
Oh Jesus, my guessing game is so ass.
Oke, musician was right too, no? Since hip hop would be too easy … you make something more house-like.
>>22843726
I'm working on bass house. I did some trash reallllly basic dubstep, but I'm not liking it that much. I figured bass house easier for now and the it's more of a shuffling composition compared to headbaning. Whatever works gaga
>>22843630
keep projecting nignog
>>22843823
I take that as a yes, faggot.
>>22841758
lol how do you know where i work
>>22843684
>. You can cook a normal meal without blowing up the kitchen or murdering anybody with the result
Sure.
>Drinks harder stuff like ... white rum.
I prefer Vodka and gin ;p but yup.
>Agnostic
yup
>Proud in her taste for media
Well I'm not ashamed of it.
>Never had a lez-experience
I confessed my feelings to a chick once when I was like...13 and got rejected boohoo
>Doesn't get asked out as often one would imagine
I don't think it's culturally the norm here. Every time a guy asks me on a date I get sperg vibes.
dating isn't so common. It feels like they're copying what they see on TV. But since the breakup I've had double digit amount of guys asking me to 'hang out' (coffee,movie,drink,smoke w/e) but I'm not ready for it nor has any of my relationships started from dating. (They started as friendships and once...tinder lel)
> wanted to be an actress as a kid.
Well I was one. Did ads for Honda and the likes. Obviously I wanted to grow up to be an actor, but the moving to non english countries stunted it. I got a gig while visiting my family in SA but I had left already when I heard of it. (Usually you have to go to castings, but some roles were non-verbal so they picked like 6 girls and they'd pick the verbal ones during the shooting idk. It was a client company of my dads, so I'm sad I missed it.)
>>22838302
leana?
>>22844140
It sure took a good while and over 9000 blunders to get some shit right.
>I prefer Vodka and gin ;p but yup.
Of course … finfag. Should've knew better.
>Well I'm not ashamed of it.
But would you say that you look down on people who got "lower" tastes? Fo sureeee. (doesn't need to be too extreme "keeel all plebs" level)
>I confessed my feelings to a chick once when I was like...13 and got rejected
Lel, her loss. Though not lez enough, you didn't make out with a chick, did you?
> But since the breakup I've had double digit amount of guys asking me
When was that? (Sorry, if you said it and I missed it) Double digits in a month would be quite a lot, in three months surprisingly low, assuming you engage in social life. Then again, it does indeed depend on culture, environment and the likes.
>nor has any of my relationships started from dating
Tbh, I don't know anybody who did. The TV routine with picking up > dates > relationship is ridiculous. Maybe it's teh way in Murica, you'd know better.
>Well I was one.
Oh wow. I used a friend as a template after you told me about your parents, so just rolled with the stuff she did but didn't expect to hit it so well. Sorry it didn't work out.
>Did ads for Honda and the likes
Aww. I guess asking for a link is pointless.
Alright, last round? You still do like traveling. Like big cities. Don't read beyond manga or Hunger Games tier lit. Think/overthink a lot. Your ex wasn't black (hurr) And totally a cat person (maximum hurr)
do your worst
>>22844378
Like … tilting it right?
You seem like The Averageeveryman ... so I assume that you have a swell amount of fetish porn stored somewhere. You don't smoke and your parents like you/you like em back.
>>22844424
>You seem like the averageveryman
Eh, maybe
>Swell amount of fetish porn
Ayy petplay
>You don't smoke
Nope, i do, weed as well
>Get on with parents
nop, not really, we clash on pretty much everything, my step dad's pretty chill sometimes tho
>>22844487
>Nope, i do, weed as well
Weed is not that surprising but cigs sure are. Damn.
>Ayy petplay
Lawl, nice.
You're from North/West Europe (can't read the reflection in the mirror). Got a girlfriend. Down to some risky shit if it promises fun. (Nothing too crazy or criminal though) Uhh ... play games on phone for longer than 2h a day?
>>22841482
yea I don't smile much
>>22842259
>sits on phone while at dinner with friends
>implying I have friends
>>22842445
>I'll assume you don't have a lot of girlfriends
I don't really have friends, female or male
>you're popular with the lads
Well I do get hit on quite a bit
>haven't had a serious relationship, just a lot of sleeping around.
I have little to no experience. I'm kv, the most action I've gotten was a guy putting his arm around me.. haha
>>22842530
nope not a cam girl unless going on omegle /r9k/ to talk to lonely robots counts
>>22844804
>North/West Europe
England b0ss
>Got a girlfriend
yup
>Down to some risky shit if it promises fun
Lately i have been yeah, stopped giving a fuck due to depression
>Play games on phone for longer than 2h a day
Nope
>>22844815
>I thought she's a social person
Oh the kekening.
>>22844828
Yay, 3/4.
>>22844843
You were pretty far off there anon, I'd descibe myself as a hermit
>>22844903
Likes 420, Kendrick Lamar, pokemon.
>>22844955
How comes though? Social anxiety lvl infinity?
Sorry for the off-topic question, but can anyone tell me what nationality they'd assume I was? I keep getting wildly different answers. And no, not spanish, despite the open flannel
>>22842646
deff don't look like a furry, ignore that guy
>>22842880
you look like spirit breaker from dota
>>22842947
>choker
I can judge a lot just by that alone desu
Look like a chill friend nevertheless
>>22843438
like the elvis hair bro, look like a moderately good beer pong player
>>22844378
you need better picture taking skills
>>22844903
you look like you vape
>>22839741
you look dead inside
also look like my ex, so fuck you
>>22839283
you look like someone I'd argue with on /tg/
>>22838902
you look like mia khalifa
>>22838302
absurdly good skin or absurdly good camera skills
your eyes look like an anacondas
>>22838190
you probably write poetry
>>22844994
I'd assume you make bad decisions
Eh.
>>22845009
Maximum slav.
The guy on the left is the lord of slavs.
>>22845007
Croatian?
>>22844994
Would kill people for money.
>>22845032
Hahaha would have to be a lot of money
>>22845009 a dude I would probably hang out with
>>22845055
H-how much is a lot, sempai?
>>22844815
I'm your friend now, anon. :)
>>22842626
I wear a suit everyday. Im taking that as a compliment haha!
>>22845009
Cancer?
>>22842944
Someone you know travels a lot and buys you souvenirs?
>>22845063
Nice try fbi
>>22842944 would definitely drink with. Might trade akward hand jobs
>>22842947 I'm attracted to you so you must be a bitch
>>22845072
Hah, Irish.
Hiya, I'm anon. Nice to meet you.
>>22838902
Please don't bomb my country.
>>22845278
You like listening to Victorian halls and jerking it to loli in your basement whilst having a butt plug in the ass.
>>22845322
H-How did you know?
>>22844903
420 chill
>>22844378
live in an elevator
>>22843438
smug weeaboo
>>22842947
look strong and independant, probably date women or douches
>>22844955
I do have social anxiety, but I think it's mostly due to the fact that I'm different. I feel like I just don't relate well to people.. I like the isolation though.
>>22845007
O-ok ;-;
>>22845068
Aw thanks friend
>>22844378
new pic
>>22845370
oops meant to link >>22844968
>>22845370
drugs and alcohol cure social anxiety ok
>>22845416
ehh.. I drank at the few parties I've been to, it helps a bit as long as there's not too many people.
>>22845446
Kick backs are better. Start with small groups and you could eventually come to enjoy larger ones. Of course, common interest groups. What's your life like, anon?
>>22845370
>I like the isolation
That's pretty rare indeed (well, not around here) but what does make you so different and so hard to relate to people? Besides, given the amount of different people, how would you even know?
>>22845342
Nice guy.
>>22845322
Knows how to have fun but can get mad at small things.
>>22845278
no gf :(
>>22845459
My life is great, wouldn't want it any other way. Everyone thinks I'm depressed, but I'm really not. I've had a few people try to be friends with me out of pity or then again it might just be because they were curious as to what I was like.
>>22845475
I find girls to be very judgmental/shallow around where I live. It's not that I don't like them, I'm sure they're not all bad of people, I'm just disinterested.. I'd prefer to be on 4chan or read or look into things rather than conversing with them. I do have one guy friend, he's alright and I'm perfectly content witth only having him as a friend.
>>22842645
You don't get to decide if your'e annoying. Thats up to other people kek
>>22845554
I feel it. All that really matters is your own pace. I like that attitude, it's a good one to have.
>>22845554
You sounded misanthropic with the generalisation about being able to relate to people, which seemed like a bit too big of a contrast with your nice ratings and everything but now it makes sense. I get ya now. Felt like this through first years of HS too.
>>22845580
>attention whore
>annoying
You know this is /soc/ right?
>>22837726
bist du möglicherweiße deutsch?
>>22842947
chill girl, stays on phone alot
>>22842880
listens to indie rock
>>22839741
sends da nudes because comfortable with body
>>22840570
says "gainz"
>>22842646
cool ass easy going guy
>>22842530
not a stranger to talking to women
>>22845382
You have an obsession for a girl who will never notice you
>>22845342
you watch wwe but manage to be a decent human
>>22844994
If you're not into gore yet you will be soon
>>22843438
wasabi and chill
>>22842944
Waits for the walk sign to cross the street
>>22845603
>>22845620
Yea I'm glad you guys understand a bit better. I don't have some sort of superiority complex, I just let people do their own thing and I'll do mine..
>>22845694
>sends da nudes because comfortable with body
kek
I swear I'm not a slut
>>22845841
If girl probably funn as all hell and absolute mischief maker. If clown probably unpredictable and always up for fun.
Also sadly already into gore :( based assumption is based
>>22845843
It's how life should be lived. I appreciate you.
potato photo but pls
>>22845864
I more just watch it out of disgusted curiosity, and yes I am the clown
21 Polish
>>22845925
That's how it starts...then cones fapping. As a creepy clown you already know that.
>>22846267
bb gurl
>>22846267
student, owns an iphone
>>22845905
a guy you'd see around college
>>22845887
hairstyle is like a lot of young arabs like
>>22845877
knows about history, not so much sense of humour
>>22845841
learned photoshop recently
>>22845382
gamer i guess
>>22845841
420. Lurks a lot. Likes to make people laugh. No bf :(
>>22845843
Pretty admirable, anon-chan.
>>22845877
Teacher and/or Philosophy major.
>>22845887
STEM student. Doesn't rate others.
>>22845905
Diamond in League.
>>22846267
Insecure. Has more guy friends than girl friends.
>>22846999
Tried tons of drugs. Picky about entertainment. Engineer?
>>22844134
You're my 10/10, could forget a beauty like you. You had on a Sonic jacket in a photo at some point. That's 100% of everything I know 'bout you though..
>>22847494
*couldn't
>>22845580
I doubt they find me annoying because I don't really go out of my way to hangout or talk with people. I'm always invited or contacted. People who might find me annoying are irrelevant in my life because I wouldn't want to be around people who don't want me around anyways. So yeah, important people in my life don't find me annoying, asides from my sister.
>>22844346
>It sure took a good while and over 9000 blunders to get some shit right.
I'm full of surprises lel.
>But would you say that you look down on people who got "lower" tastes? Fo sureeee.
Well that's only natural. If people like complete trash you're going to wonder why.
>Though not lez enough, you didn't make out with a chick, did you?
No because I'm not a whore and would only makeout with my partner. And no qt grills want me.
>When was that?
3 months ago. Most of the asking out happened right after. Now it's been more sparse since I haven't really been interacting or meeting with new people at all. (also no social media anymore. I'm kind of being invisible atm)
Yeah culture plays a big impact,asking people out is just not common, also social groups and age groups (granted my friends are from my last job so 'much' older. But every single one is in a relationship lel.) Every dude that has gone out of his way to ask me out have always seemed off. The guys who are more relaxed are usually the type I'd get into a relationship with.
>Tbh, I don't know anybody who did. The TV routine with picking up > dates > relationship is ridiculous.
Yeah that's why I don't get asked out a lot here. When I was in Murica and S. Africa I got asked out more than I can count. But I hardly ever went. I was usually tricked into dates because ''let's hang out'' lol. I was a bit younger then tho, and it never led to anything, not even a kiss.
>Sorry it didn't work out.
Well who knows I might do some acting in S.Africa later on. South Africans don't usually go to Hollywood anyways. I think I know of like three A-listers, which is a tiny amount.
>Aww. I guess asking for a link is pointless.
I've searched all over. Haven't found it. I also did some for Danino yogurts which is a bigish company, but couldn't find that either. (the rest were local brands)
> You still do like traveling. Like big cities.
Yes
>Don't read beyond manga or Hunger Games tier lit.
Way off. My bookshelf is the most pretentious thing in my apartment. I'm also picky with my manga, can't be otaku mass-produced shit (My fav was Oyasumi punpun which should also be added to the pretentious shelf)
Think/overthink a lot. Your ex wasn't black (hurr) And totally a cat person (maximum hurr)
>Think/overthink a lot.
Yes.
>Your ex wasn't black
Blonde hair, blue eyes, aryan boy.
> totally a cat person
They're cute but I'm allergic.
I'm not an animal person in general ( I mean I find them super cute but...). I'm as picky with animals as with people. They have to have a nice personality for me to like them.
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