New Assumptions thread.
I'm currently studying criminal profiling in my spare time while studying forensics.
im really good at this supposedly and got it right so far.
post pics below ill try my best.
>>22836215
I've got an assumption that this thread is going to be absolute shit, like all of /soc/ nowadays.
>>22836231
you have done coke before
>>22836231
you have a really useless degree
>>22836237
you live in the middle of nowhere
>>22836242
>>22836255
>you live in the middle of nowhere
yeah, basically. you look like you listen to animal collective and have a hard time carrying conversations irl
I'll contribute.
Criminal profiling, you say?
>Bring it
>>22836237
You're the girl who everyone is jealous of on social media but in reality you are introverted and lonely.
>>22836242
You brew your own drinks and spend your weekends lying on your bed absent-mindedly play your guitar.
>>22836254
You are desperate for human connection but can never find the courage to express yourself to anyone.
>>22836231
Partys hard as fuck. Really likes drugs
>>22836237
Can shred on guitar
>>22836242
Fun employee who works at gamestop
>>22836254
recluse
>>22836270
just killed somebody
>>22836264
i liked one of their albums, maybe people just find you boring and that's why they don't carry a conversation with you
im not offended by the way, it was a good assumption, just suggesting that to you
>>22836275
nah to the drinks thing, i can play guitar and violin well but i haven't played them much since i was a kid. my parents sorta forced me into music.
I don't believe anybody will be able to assume me correctly.
>>22836294
And another
>>22836302
Final
>>22836285
>Fun employee who works at gamestop
i'd be a bit over-qualified for that
from the corny picture i think you say things that you personally don't find funny irl cause you know it will make other people laugh
>>22836275
i dont think anyone is jealous of me but i am really introverted although i wouldnt say lonely
>>22836285
i bet you smell like irish spring
i tried to learn guitar but i have really disproportionally small pinkies
>pic related
>>22836288
>takes my assumption and tries to latently insult me with it
>btw i'm totally not offended
>>22836294
thinks putin is the leader america needs
>>22836309
Nope, I laugh at my own jokes like the asshole that I am
>>22836316
Kek, I actually do use Irish spring
Oh damn, that is pretty short. I'm sure that with a ton of practice, you could eventually get over that hurdle, tho.
>>22836316
wew lad i just think you'd be someone who would want to talk about reality tv or something on first glance, not like i actually know you
>>22836376
irish spring is the best tb h
and i probably could, i just got discouraged really quickly :c
