New would you fuck thread
>>22835698
yes
>>22835698
Let's kick this shit off
>no from everyone
Yes to all girls so far
>>22835702
i prob would cause your cool
>>22835700
I would do you too
>>22835710
Nah
>>22835700
>>22835702
Hell yes. We would have avatar hair-sex
>>22835716
>nah
first of many
>>22835700
>>22835702
Yea to both
Eh why not
>>22835700
Yes
>>22835702
Yes
>>22835730
Yes to this pic
>>22835717
I wouldn't mind our hair getting tangled together, fuck yeah
>>22835730
Sorry bro. I'm not gay though if it makes you feel better.
>>22835734
No, sorry.
>>22835735
yeeeeesssss
>my answers towards the men are based on if I was actually gay or bi, fyi
>>22835735
Goddamn, yes.
>>22835700
Yes
>>22835702
No
>>22835710
No
>>22835702
kek, I'm pretty sure everyone thinks you're female so far, man
>>22835710
>>22835734
>>22835735
>>22835757
naw
>>22835765
I'm used to it at this point.
>>22835753
Heh ;3
>>22835757
Lmfao
>>22835765
He's clearly a man.
>>22835735
straight but youre pretty a++
>>22835734
id rather drink with you and bullshit lol
>>22835717
this sounds like the best thing on the planet. totally in <3
>>22835735
Why not indeed! Lol
>>22835768
word, everyone thought I was too for like the first 2 weeks I was here. Then I dig these shirtless monkey man pics for Halloween. kek
>>22835700
For sure
>>22835702
I like that bike, so totally
>>22835735
I have similar glasses so I'm down
>>22835710
Hypothetical gay me would go for it if I a bit tipsy
Here's to the green tank, still not having a picture of my face
Let's do a slutty selfie since it's technically a sex oriented thread.
>>22835757
No. But I like your shirt.
>>22835735
No.
>>22835734
Maybe. Need more lighting pls.
>>22835717
Hng yes
>>22835702
No
>>22835710
I honestly have no idea.
>>22835700
Yes.
>>22835783
We'll be knocking glasses instead of boots
>>22835700
yee. everyone calls you lorde but for some reason in this pic specifically you kinda have a pam from the office US vibe and idek why
>>22835717
o' course, why would i pass up the chance with a true viking. and hey we could go pillagin' and plundering afterwards
and no to other dudes, sorry boiz
>>22835700
If drunk yes
>>22835735
probably no but maybe
>>22835770
Aren't you sweet ;)
>>22835782
kek
I can't do that, everyone'd think I'm a trap
>>22835783
I'd probably do occasional quickies with you
>>22835788
Same as >>22835783
>>22835789
>>22835800
Prooobably
>>22835788
yeeee
>>22835735
yeah if you're not chubby
>>22835700
ofc!
>>22835789
Splish, splash, I was takin' a bath
Long about a Saturday night, yeah
A rub dub, just relaxin' in the tub
Thinkin' everythin' was alright
Well, I stepped out the tub
I put my feet on the floor
I wrapped the towel around me and I
Opened the door
And then a-splish, splash
I jumped back in the bath
Well, how was I to know
There was a party goin' on?
There was a-splishin' and a-splashin'
Reelin' with the feelin'
Movin' and a-groovin'
Rockin' and a-rollin', yeah, yeah
Bing, bang, I saw the whole gang
Dancin' on my living room rug, yeah
Flip, flop, they was doin' the bop
All the teens had the dancin' but
There was lollipop with a Peggy Sue
Good golly, Miss Molly was-a even there, too
A- well-a, splish, splash, I forgot about the bath
I went and put my dancin' shoes on, yeah
I was a-rollin' and a-strollin'
Reelin' with the feelin'
Movin' and a-groovin'
Splishin' and a-splashin', yeah
Yes, I was a-splishin' and a-splashin'
I was a-rollin' and a-strollin'
Yeah, I was a-movin' and a-groovin'
We was a-reelin' with the feelin'
We was a-rollin' and a-strollin'
Movin' with the groovin'
Splish, splash, yeah
Splishin' and a-splashin'
One time I was splishin' and a-splashin'
Ooh, I was movin' and a-groovin'
Yeah, I was splishin' and a-splashin'
>>22835788
also yes
>>22835700
Maybe
>>22835702
Yes
>>22835735
Yes
>>22835788
Maybe
>>22835789
Hnng yes.
>>22835783
Yes.
>>22835800
Maybe
>>22835801
Maybe
>>22835809
Yes
>>22835815
Maybe but you look very cute and innocent so I'd feel guilty
If I see a girl in this thread thats not fuckable it'll be a rare occurrence. Its seems like /soc/ has few genuinely ugly people
>>22835700
Yes
>>22835717
Yes
>>22835735
Yes
>>22835788
Yes
>>22835823
I'll buck the trend then
>>22835800
Hatefuck
>>22835815
i am also not sure
>>22835809
all the timeeeeeee <3<3
>>22835801
cant even think about drinking right now omg
>>22835800
thats so odd. ive never thought that about myself
prob just the pic cause i def dont resemble her. its definitely the hair lol. anyway yes
>>22835788
youre super cool looking so yes
>>22835783
i would. also your friend sure. your pic reminds me of buffalo a lot
>>22835757
i wouldnt cause not a fan of the hair lols. but we can get smashed at shows
>>22835798
I always felt neither is as fun without the other. Also surprise IP change
>>22835821
>>22835821
can live with maybe as opposed to fuck no
>>22835735
Maybe
>>22835788
Yeah
>>22835809
Nah
>>22835815
Yeah, but doggystyle only
>>22835829
Yes
>>22835833
No
>>22835833
We are the anomalies
Also nice dubs
>>22835821
Thank you :) I would definitely with you.
>>22835813
Top kek
>>22835702
Didn't see you, yup
>>22835838
Sometimes without glasses you don't know what the fuck you're grabbing
>>22835836
Apart from the hair (which many ppl have the same opinion lol) Im guessing thats a compliment?
>>22835734
Better lighting was requested
>>22835865
I have no clue why this keeps turning my photos...
>>22835857
Yeah but that's the fun part, it's like that one game show where people do goofy shit in the dark but sexual
>>22835873
Or like "what's in my mouth"
>>22835700
>>22835735
yep
>>22835788
mebe
Am I high or was I crying? The world may never know.
>>22835700
>>22835711
>>22835771
>>22835836
a lot of fucking for a "friends only" girl.
>>22835788
>I honestly have no idea
I could make up your mind
Well, ok. Its been a while since i posted something here.
Hey
>>22835883
this is a hypothetical thread. obviously this isnt actually happening. i can look at people and decide whether or not theyre attractive and i would do it. but otherwise, no, i wouldnt actually and am not interested in that kind of thing IRL at the moment. i never respond to people who take this site too seriously but me posting in an NY thread is way different than me posting in a fucking thread like this.
>>22835882
yes i would
>>22835862
lol it is its kk
>>22835836
you dont have to be drunk, i just couldnt tell what you really would look like irl from that pick
>>22835765
>kek, I'm pretty sure everyone thinks you're female so far, man
It's a trap? Oh shit)
>>22835783
naw, would chill with tho
>>22835788
holy fuck, yes.
>dat background
are you a dancer?
>>22835789
naw
>>22835800
it anit gay if its on a ship
>>22835801
naw
>>22835809
naw, would chill with, tho
>>22835815
naw, but qt
>>22835829
naw
>>22835833
yeee
>>22835865
naw
>>22835882
maybe if I was gay
and crying. (fuck that chick, tho, dude)
>>22835892
naw
>>22835897
naw
>>22835700
Yis
>>22835882
Please.
>>22835915
>are you a dancer?
Was. Earlier this year. Old selfie. 4/10 would not recommend.
>>22835880
I didn't think about that, I bet it's much easier to identify things with your mouth that with your hands
And is this how one takes selfies? I don't do that shit much
>>22835915
Aw okee
>>22835922
Thanks anon! Do you have a pic to post?
Last round before bed. If you still want to talk, let me know.
>>22835882
Yeah, and cuddle afterwards. You look tired.
>>22835892
Maybe
>>22835897
Yes
>>22835937
Probably not.
>>22835927
Yeah, gotta admit, doesn't sound like the most enjoyable line of work, senpai
>>22835942
I'm a straight guy, so ignore my opinion
>>22835937
10/10 Dream Man physical description yes yes yes
>>22835949
It wasn't awful, I just didn't personally enjoy it. It's great if you're able to disconnect your actual personality and morals from yourself for hours at a time. Some people are great at that. I'm a shy modest introvert who screams if someone knocks on the door when I'm in the shower or something. Wasn't exactly up my alley haha. I'm sure it's enjoyable for some people though. It's all circumstantial.
>>22835821
>>22835836
>>22835805
Aw cool, I like it when peoplea whos doodles I'd snicker would also diddle my dangley bits
>>22835937
Yes and yes
>>22835947
Ty
>>22835949
it's coo
Yes to everyone <3 ;*
>>22835969
Are you high?
>>22835788
Would bang
>>22835950
Don't let me take all the attention, short blonde hair and tattoos may be my favorite things in the world
>>22835969
Definitely
>>22835969
hell yes
>>22835969
absolutely gorgeous
>>22835976
Well then you will be super dISAPPOINTED because I have short brown hair now and only one real tattoo
>>22835735
Yes
>>22835986
No fake lick on tattoos like the pirate flags or typical 90s designs? I take it back, it would never work out
>>22835969
Yes
>>22835700
Yes
>>22835702
Maybe?
>>22835710
No
>>22835717
No
>>22835734
No
>>22835735
Yes
>>22835757
No
>>22836022
Fuck yes.
>>22836022
I'd be into it if I was homo
>>22835995
Nope just shitty stick n poke bullshit because my teenage years consisted of me being retarded.
>>22836046
Stick n pokes are the shit if they actually last, my friend tried doing a little elephant on my foot and it got scared over after an accident. Do you have yours still?
>>22836078
Yeah I have four :/ three dots on my ring finger, an unfinished "ring" on the middle knuckle of my middle finger, a crescent moon on my left forearm and half of a heart on my right forearm. Not ever touching any of them again until I can get them covered up or incorporated into future tattoos. The only one I kinda like are the dots on my finger. They were all just hipstery bullshit. The heart was one I was letting my fiancé give me because I gave him a heart that actually turned out pretty well but it hurt like hell when he was doing it compared to when it was self inflicted.
>>22836088
Ouch, I'm too big a baby to do it myself probably, we were just drinking and I let him go for it. But they don't sound bad, definitely not regret worthy,I'd probably leave them be unless you just need that skin real estate for something you'd like more.
>>22836124
Smh senpai desu
>>22835788
>>22835969
Sure
>>22835969
>Yes to everyone
Jeepers...
Yes
>>22835973
Naw
>>22835975
Naw, would chill with, tho
>>22835978
Naw
>>22836022
Naw
>>22836101
Naw
>>22836362
Naw
Be a little honest
>>22836435
naw, suave af, tho
>>22836439
naw, but strong hair game
>>22835700
yee
>>22835735
yes
>>22835788
yh
>>22836606
maybe if gay
(also: bump)
>All dudes are a no. Sorry fellas :)
>>22835969
Yes.
>>22835788
Yes, gimme mah pixie haired angel ;)
>>22835735
Yes, I like your boobies
>>22835700
Yes
>>22837057
You look like a guy who fucks married women
Ayy lmao
>>22837057
Ex fatbro detected. I'm there with u, dawg. Looking cut at fuuuark.
Yes.
>>22837101
Yes
>>22837149
Nah
>>22837057
No, too intimidating.sorry you're very attractive though.
>>22836439
No I hate dude face piercings.
>>22836362
...yep
>>22836101
Nah
>>22836022
Nah
>>22835978
Nay
>>22835975
Yesh
>>22835969
Yea
>>22835973
Nope
>>22835700
Yes
>>22835735
Yes
>>22835788
Not sure, too much powder
>>22835969
Yes
>>22837149
Yes
>>22835969
Yes
>>22837166
Yes
>>22837166
>too intimidating
Awwww, I'm sorry sweetie. That's too bad because you're adorable and I would rub your feet and brush that pretty blonde hair of yours ;)
>>22837106
Yeah man. I've just gotten that wrinkly skin recently as my bf has gotten around 13%. At my heaviest, I was 245lbs. @ 6'2". I'm down to 202 lbs. @ 6'2" now. Not a complete fatty, but the heaviest I had ever been.
>pic related
>>22837071
Ive fucked exactly one married woman.
>>22837190
How old are you??
>>22837183
Thanks
maybe.
>>22835788
Yes and yes again
Fuck it yes to all the girls
>>22837208
Oops forgot pic
>>22837190
Yeah
>>22837149
Probably
>>22836362
Yepp
>>22836022
Possibly
>>22835969
Duh
>>22835937
Maybe, yeah
>>22835892
Oh yes
>>22835829
Yes.
>>22835783
Yes to left
>>22835735
I guess so
>>22835700
Maybe
Sorry, everyone else, but it's a no from me
>>22837195
I'm 34.
>>22837224
Sexy.
>>22837211
I like your beard.
Yesh.
>>22837166
Yes
>>22837149
No
>>22835788
yes
>>22835700
yes
>>22835702
No
>>22837267
Actually >>22835702 is not a girl.
>>22837273
Wasn't sure.
That definitely solidifies my decision of "no"
>>22837149
no
>>22835735
yes
>>22835700
always
>>22837943
y
>>22837267
n
>>22837220
n
>>22837211
n
>>22837190
y if you were younger
>>22837166
y
>>22837149
y
>>22835969
y
>>22836022
y
>>22835969
yep
>>22837149
yep
>>22837166
soulmate
>>22835700
yup
>>22837975
I think so
>>22838015
would
>>22837267
>>22837283
Your picture is at least 2 years old.
>>22835735
Those tits. Yeah.
>>22835788
Yes sure.
>>22835700
>>22835702
No
>>22835710
Maybe. I kek'd at your post.
>>22835717
Yes.
>>22835734
>>22835735
>>22835757
>>22835783
>>22835788
>>22835789
No
>>22835800
Let's make flawless offspring florida-kun
>>22835801
>>22835809
>>22835815
no
>>22835829
>>22835833
Maybe
>>22835865
No
>>22835882
Maybe but you look like you sleep around and I don't want traces of slut juice in me.
>>22835892
No
>>22835897
If it'll let you die happy
>>22835969
>>22835973
>>22835975
no
>>22835978
Why the fuck did you opt for that haircut? You have potential. You're probs on the spectrum so no.
>>22836022
Would have been a maybe if you didn't look like a whore.
>>22836101
No
>>22836362
I'd rather cut off and eat my own toes.
>>22836435
>>22836439
>>22836606
>>22837149
>>22837166
>>22837167
>>22837183
>>22837211
No
>>22837220
>>22837267
Maybe
>>22837943
>>22837975
>>22837977
No
>>22838015
You're qt but look a bit old for me. You'd have to do some seducing pls. PLS.
>>22837273
>>22837267
Neither is >>22837166
>>22838537
>you're a slut
>you look like you're on the spectrum
>You look like a whore
Have you considered not being a cunt
>>22837149
>>22838015
>>22838537
yes
>>22835700
Yuppee
>>22835702
Feck u id hit it
>>22835710
Yes most average looking white kid ever, is your name tim?
>>22835717
No desu
>>22835734
No
>>22835735
You look like the teacher from k on ill pass
>>22837149
Yes, gently and tenderly
>>22837166
Yes, but only in a very public place
>>22837167
Not my type
>>22837183
nah...
>>22837190
Again, not really my type
>>22837211
No, but would wingman with
>>22837220
No... but I might cum on your face if you passed out at a party
>>22837267
No
>>22837943
Nah, your beard would irritate my balls
>>22837975
Yes, with enthusiasm
>>22837977
No... mostly because I dont need reminding that my dick is small
>>22838015
Yes, preferably with poppers, lube and head mounted go pro
>>22838537
Meow, yes
>>22838537
Sure
>>22838457
Excellent beard my good sir
>>22838015
You have the "can I speak to the manager?" Look.
No.
>>22837975
Uh..not sure here, very androgynous, much wow?
>>22837166
Can't tell if you're the "slow missionary only" type, or a total freak. I'm a gamblin man, sure!
Texting and driving may be illegal, not sure about selfie-ing and driving.
>>22838576
No. Go write about it on your dumblr.
>>22838592
Nah
>>22838599
Maybe. You just compared her to a fucking K-on character muh sides. I like you weeb-kun.
>>22838631
>>22838636
Naw.gomen.
Hell yes to the Lady's. All of them on this thread. Surprisingly good looking Lady's. Thank you.
Here's me fuckers.
>>22837241
Thanks, Sweetpea. So at you ;)
>>22839631
*are
>>22838537
of course i would, finnish/southafrican/american offspring incoming
>>22838015
sry no, someone said you have the 'i want to speak with the manager' look and it's accurate and triggers my ptsd
