New assumption thread
>>22821877
i assume that youre fucking awesome and rad and i wanna be a ninja with you <3
>>22821877
Total weeb with tons of friendzoned guy friends.
>>22821878
Dresses up in spandex and fights crime at night.
>>22821877
fish otherkin
>>22821878
Doesn't go out much, loves cats, browses /mu/ but has no similar taste to the majority of stuff on there, also very nice to people you meet in person
>>22821897
i assume you're gay or at least not straight anyways
>>22821893
studying art or philosophy or something
>>22821884
believes in ghosts
>>22821878
likes dreamy british men
>>22821877
equates sex with self worth
>>22821877
Doesnt take things srsly both in a good and bad way. Likes to act goofy but very intelligent.
>>22821878
Quiet girl who doesnt atrract attention. Sweet once you get to know her.
>>22821884
General good human being. Doesnt have much friends but is good to the ones he has.
>>22821893
Misunderstood. Sweet girl who just wants to make friends but isnt really given the chance.
>>22821897
>>22821905
>>22821912
You're all wrong
>>22821897
Goes to the gym a lot to boost up his self confidence, goes through waves of feeling shite about himself, filled with sexual banter
>>22821905
Enjoys history and dressing good
>>22821916
Correct. Doesn't like having lots of friends and is picky with the ones you do have. Only nice to people that make an effort with you.
>>22821912
Bit of a loner, I can't really think of anything else with you though
>>22821934
I dont like having a lot ot friends but im not really picky with the ones i have. The second part is very true tho :p
>>22821934
yes
>>22821877
you's a niggafaggot
>>22821893
you dislike me
>>22821916
you're on your phone
>>22821905
you like the smiths
>>22821884
you like SOAD
>>22821878
you don't like yourself
>>22821878
My favorite person here <3
And as I always assume Queen by day Badass by night
>>22821884
Kek I got only one friend I do not talk to anyone else
You're prob the careless bad boy
>>22821893
You want to try exciting new things
>>22821905
Lulz Idk what that even suppose to mean
(You) artistic and a minimalist
>>22821916
quiet nice guy likes to fit in
>>22821962
i hate the smiths, copied their sound completely
>>22821962
Faceless kek wants to be begged to show face so it could refuse brutally
>>22821962
I do dislike you Mr. g6flm8wJ
>>22821972
Correct
>>22821877
Your parents would shame you for not drinking your milk by walking around the house nude
>>22821878
Turtles avoid you
>>22821884
Every seventh day of the month, someone named Lindsay tries to steal your wallet
>>22821893
You're extremely ticklish, in high school, you'd get pinned down by younger students and tickled to death
>>22821905
Closet dumpster diver
>>22821905
Opinionated about music
quite liberal
>>22821916
always got good grades
very strict parents
>>22821877
weeb
schizophrenia
always getting told to smile by random men
>>22821916
wants to break the virginia tech record for high kills. is currently training
>>22821905
listens to /mu/core exclusively
>>22821893
socially awkward, grew up as a nerd and recently disovered makeup
>>22821884
used to be a pua. got to uni and got indoctrinated and is now an sjw
>>22821878
black people black people black people black people black people
i assume you're a mufuggin gayboi satanist
>>22821877
masturbates to the amazing atheist fucking himself with a hot oily banana
>>22822018
semi chad
>>22822019
'some of you guys are cool. don't go to school tomorrow'
>>22822018
nope
>>22822019
yep
>>22822025
have never been to /mu/ so wouldn't know
>>22822031
let's just say you look like you have neutral milk hotel on repeat 24/7
not a bad thing, just what you look like
>>22822034
haha alright, well they're one of many bands i like
>>22821877
Yeah def weeb with ton of friendzoned guy friends. Closet freak though.
>>22822018
Closed closet with some type of super random obsessive compulsion.
>>22822019
Bi, strict folks. Smokes a lot of weed.
>>22822031
You don't know that for sure, we all know Lindsay's are shit at stealing wallets.
>>22822018
First bit is very true.
Goes to pubs a lot, typical 'lad'
>>22822025
yes, yes no
Plays in a little pub band
>>22822025
Lulz so fuckin accurate if you consider my atheist ranter is Slavoj Zizek
(You)r dick is blood orange due to natural talent of utilizing it as a guitar pick
>>22822019
You strive to be the outlaw yet your puny structure and hair color do not agree with you
>>22822018
>I can weird edgy statements on the internetz
>>22821978
oh?
what music do you like, then?
>>22821985
i am only faceless because i forgot to post my pic, no need to be so insulted by a mere remark.
>>22822016
;-;
>>22822048
eh?
>>22822044
If closeted, I'm keeping it that way, the new honey dips are too much fun.
>>22822062
Hey, your parents are nudists, it's nothing to be ashamed/scared of
>>22822068
a range of stuff...if my reaction to it is 'what the fuck was that' i probably like it
>>22822068
Who are you and why don't I like you Mr. Corny guy?
>>22822044
No friends not rly
(you) prefer Goku over Vegeta
you look so much like my cousin btw
>>22822068
Ah there you are
No nuh not at all desu I dont even know what to make of it
(You) seduce teenage girls on Omegle
>>22822076
My parents live on the top floor I deal street Utopia
>>22821877
Doesn't fall deeply in love
>>22821905
Watches Doctor Who
>>22822044
Likes to have something to read when staring in the mirror
>>22822068
heathen goyboi
>>22822062
never listened to him
>marxist intellectual
am i being meme'd on
>>22822057
>pub band
nah i just play shows by myself occasionally
>>22822068
a great friend, funny, and a real ladies man
>>22822044
egoistic, cares about his looks very much, comes off douchey at the begining, but is actually a nice person
>>22822025
the whole world could collapse around you and people around you, and yet you'd all be laughing to you and your jokes. very open, and a great person overall
>>22822019
still trying to find himself, shy and lacks confidence, but will grow out all right
>>22822018
you are a great teacher when you try to teach people something
>>22821916
the quiet type, can hold a serious conversation well, knows a lot of interesting stuff
>>22821905
very cconfident and sure what you want from life
>>22821893
you're the best friend anyone can ever have. faithfull, supportive
>>22821884
plays guitar, wishes to succed as a musician one day
>>22821878
you're everyones sweetheart, but you never abuse that. grounded, witty and has a quirky sense of humor
>>22821877
wild child, never rests, always looks for new things to pursue
>>22822097
loves books and medival stuff, surprised there's not a sword and a shield in the pic on the wall. always has interesting topics to talk about
>>22822113
likes to get to know very different people, aslo younger
>>22822097
schoolboy, doesnt actually lie holister
>>22822068
a bit of a narcissist
>>22822062
not very healthy but reads a lot of smart books
>>22822044
plans to get a lot more tattoos
>>22822025
in an imaginary band
>>22822019
into trashy movies and youtube watching
>>22822098
Kek not at all or are you
Lacanian and hot af no kiddin'
>>22822097
Very true statement or at all yet
(You) frequently visit exhibitions
>>22822113
i don't think so, but i'm working on making this true
>>22822097
yes
>>22822097
Typical sarcastic alpha "gayboi". Loves built black guys.
Lolz @so I have something to read in the mirror; didn't know they made non reflective tattoos though...
Let me just make it with that because i am not nearly as prepared as you are to duel..
>>22822113
Some stupid bitch broke your heart, never really got over it.
>>22822126
fuck off max
>>22822140
not max lol
>>22822126
RL sly troll
>>22822113
too old for this thread maybe only looks like it
>>22822136
They make non-script tattoos though, but calm down it was just a light-hearted jab.
Also, I prefer slender black guys.
>>22822133
well, that look looks determined enough, so I assume you're also a great pretender
>>22822126
the man that would do anything for his friends and loved ones, even bite the bullet
>>22822136
first part's right, second one not
>>22822155
i do look older than I really am, at least many people say that
>>22822126
True. I don't care about branding. This shirt looks good and fits me well. That's all that matters.
But not a schoolboy. Actually 26.
>>22822095
Best place if you're a voyeurist
>>22821878
adorable likes nerdy things sometimes. Can draw pretty well
>>22822097
plays guitar but kinda fell out of it
>>22822126
cool guy beer fanatic
>>22822113
wishes to travel more :D
>>22821877
loves male attention "look don't touch" attitude
>>22821878
you plan to study for the rest of your life
>>22821905
has stupid political views just to be different than everyone else
>>22822018
Tinder is your favorite app
>>22822019
Virgin
>>22822025
everyone sighs as you play the same song they've already heard 20 times
>>22822044
has tattoos to make up for his baby face
>>22821877
always funny and quick-witted but sometimes makes it hard for some people to take you seriously
>>22821878
book worm, probably lives somewhere very cold, lorde impersonator
>>22821893
you charm woodland creatures with your voice, big fan of prawns and cheese apparently. not as bored as you once were
>>22822025
has a physical attraction to his instruments but there's nothing wrong with that. i enjoy sodomizing my violin but who's telling right
>>22822077
oh, how obscure
>>22822079
idk why you don't like you.
you can call me roy although i'm more known as kickr in this area.
>>22822095
"seduce"
that is stretching it...
who told you, anyhow?
or did we talk there?
>>22822098
funny
>>22822113
well, i have a gf and i'm loyal but i like to think im funny and a great friend.
>>22822126
>a bit
>>22822237
Almost
>>22822255
Mmm prawns and cheese
Has loads of qts after him, plays football (maybe soccer for you), enjoys science
>>22822272
>idk why you don't like you.
What you on about Roy?
>>22822322
an honest mistake: i don't know why you don't like ME.
>>22822272
kek I'm just a good assumer
>>22822255
neat and always comes with a plan b >>22822237
if you mean superiority yeah
>>22822362
i doubt that.
you should avoid giving away the fact that your friends gossip about me.
>>22822386
that you have a small cock jej
>>22822386
>fact
>friendzzz
>gossip
>about me
>>22822395
i know, i was trying hard not to laugh as i wrote it (even though you can't see me, so i'm not sure why i had to try...)
>>22822398
cause you're a hardcore exhibitionist
>>22822272
what is?
>>22822255
i have a reputation as a joker even though i mostly feel like death, tears of a clown init m8
>>22822237
a matter of opinion
>>22822411
but how can you tell :o
>>22822413
your taste in stuff.
>>22822421
you must be very perceptive if you know everything that i like
>>22822430
i try to be, bro.
>>22822421
I'm visited
>>22822467
what does that slang mean
i'm on the left but feel free to assume about both
>>22822188
Eats healthy food
Practices Yoga
Loves Butterflys
>>22822477
means I'm on to you boii
>>22821972
>You're prob the careless bad boy
Almost correct, I'm the careless sad boy.
>>22822501
i wish you were on me or on top of me and not on to me.
>>22822510
Sadass
>>22822511
lulz but is it as oppose to on to you or would it stand as an independent statement
cause I always imagine you don't like me
>>22822525
well, i'm what anime fans would call tsundere.
>>22822025
Plays the ukelele
>>22822483
Father to son
Happy?
>>22822541
Is that what you tell them misguided otaku teenage girls
>>22822559
it's nothing but the honest truth...
i wouldn't say i have strong feelings for a person i don't really know, but i find you amusing and attractive, at least.
amuse the absolute worst ;)
>>22822564
quite the dramatic turn
anyway np bro just teasing you
>>22822575
Daddy issues
>>22822586
alrighty...
i'll hit the hay, then
>>22822575
you dont charge after the guys are done with you.
>>22822608
why do you think that?
>>22822575
Thinks that people only want her around because of the edgy aesthetic and emotional front she puts up.
>>22822545
Seems like a fun guy. Maybe tries a little too hard for attention and ends up coming off a little obnoxious.
>>22822483
Enjoys intelligent and meaningful conversations but hates small talk, but because of this some people that don't really know him think he's an ass hole.
Here ya go.. I need to shave but whatever.
>>22821877
>>22821878
>>22821893
>>22822188
>>22822575
Sluts and whores who want to do nothing but marry you, divorce, and take all your money
>>22822663
mommy issues?
>>22822648
that description scared me shitless.
you don't need to shave, bruh
>>22822663
I don't need a picture for this one.
Some dude who's ass is seriously chapped because of sour personal experiences he's had with the opposite sex.
... Or some dude who is bitter because he's too weird, unattractive, or both, for any female to want to be with him.
>>22821877
Cutie, alt chick, likes horror films
>>22821878
Shy, bullied in high school, artsy af, good at drama
>>22821884
Metal head, hates all other music
>>22821893
Clever, quite snobby tho
>>22821905
LGBT+ activist, alienate some people with hardcore views
>>22822764
not LGBT but i'm an activist for a range of causes
>>22822663
I'll gladly do that to you
>>22822764
First bit was right
>>22822712
you have not showered in the last 3 days
>>22822712
U are depressed and dont sleep much.
>>22822712
Absolute qt, but a loner in general. I kinda see myself when I look at you.
>>22822764
Loves Punk; Does heroin; Hangs out with a lot of low life.
>>22822791
Stereotypical fat neckbeard gamer taking a break from playing Fallout or some blizzard game. 75% of your spare income is spent on games.
>>22822808
You enjoy shoving things in your butt but only when people arent around.
>>22822812
hahaha
>>22822811
Holy shit I just got done playing Fallout. I don't have enough money to do that you have 1/2.
>>22822483
Anthropologist, marxist revolutionary
>>22822712
Just got out of a long term relationship and trying to recover
>>22822808
You like EDM and clubbing, and you're pretty good at making drinks
>>22822791
Nice guy. Spends most of time on the internet and gaming, but not necessarily loner.
>>22822808
Chill to be around. Games, maybe plays league. U remind me of that autistic youtuber pewdipie or w/e.
>>22822811
Don't like punk
Don't do drugs
Define low lifes
>>22822764
Liberal. Gay and not afraid to show it
Extroverted. Involved in lgbt stuff.
>>22822712
Lonely wanting someone to talk to.
>>22822764
has a critique for everything
>>22821878
Likes weed
>>22821884
Seems like a dick until one knows him
>>22821893
Most likely to take the lead on a team
>>22821905
/fa/ af
>>22821916
Used to had an informal only sex relationship with some girl.
>>22822018
Jogs
>>22822019
Hates learning new languages
>>22822025
Desperatly wants to be accepted
>>22822044
Would love to be a Bond villain
>>22822062
Haha.
>>22822068
Very insecure about himself
>>22822097
Does all kinds of drugs
>>22822113
Secretly psycho
>>22822215
Hates kids
>>22822255
Desperatly wants to be seen as cool
>>22822545
Loves to sing
>>22822648
Something about sheeps?
>>22822764
Can barely give a fuck anymore
>>22822858
fairly liberal,
not gay
quite extroverted once i know people can be shy around new people, especially if they're super loud.
Kinda involved in LGBT as in I'll support it but I wont start anything myself
>>22822884
Outgoing, likes to have new experiences. Likes to be social and can converse for extended periods of time.
>>22822884
Yes actually
You snowboard/ski
>>22822928
Your spirit animal is a wolf. That jacket cost more then people would think.
>>22822545
likes girls with a dick between their legs
>>22822215
Cool guy has a good many friends can be a bit uptight though.
>>22822255
Fairly smart and athletic, doing pretty well in life all round
>>22822483
Easy going but has a bit of flare when you get really excited or angry, especially in an in depth conversation
>>22822545
Engineering student. That really quirky guy in the group.
>>22822575
Your either really soft spoken or extremely opinionated.
>>22822648
Does photography and music, enjoys post production and editing
>>22822712
Likes pets, works from home or in an office cubicle
>>22822764
Visits tumblr
>>22822791
Good guy, plays vidya, at uni or a NEET
>>22822808
Once upon a time you were the angry 12 year old on COD, but grew out of it. Has a short temper but fun to go out with still.
>>22822884
Top bloke to be around, plays basketball or hockey
>>22822928
Messy as fuck and you drive a ute.
It's movember, so yes, the mustache is meant to look bad
>>22823026
9Fag
>>22823026
The mustache is great, you look like the type of guy who would help someone stuck in a snowstorm by giving them hot chocolate and offering to help pull them out of the ditch but your car cant help them but they still smile politely and thank you, they will be all right because there's blankets in the car but you still feel kind of bad for them.
>>22822997
Two dicks> none
>>22823026
I don't go to school lol
Assume shit about me.
>>22823067
You are cold.
>>22823067
you're a cutie, whos cold, probably ill rn tho :(, or you're just sad about something
no comments
>>22823076
>>22823081
Very cold and I just got a new blanket. I'm sad about a lot of stuff actually so I usually am perpetually dead inside looking.
>>22823026
I dont visit tumblr, although I do sometimes look at best of tumblr and shit tumblr says on FB, if that counts?
>>22823095
aww why you sad :(
you seem to like black dicks ugh
>>22823095
Cheer up your cute, you have a blanket the world is your oyster.
>>22821877
You enjoy making faces in the mirror every morning as you get ready for your day.
>>22821878
you dont like to talk much but you are very observant and enjoy cracking jokes with close friends in one on one conversations.
>>22821884
people think you are a mean or angry when you are quite but realize you are actually pretty nice and chill when they talk to you.
>>22821893
come across like a total normie so people are surprised when they realize how geeky you are
>>22821905
you call yourself a writer
>>22823086
used to weigh more
>>22823067
loves evenings with candles, drink and movie
>>22823026
owns a motorbike
>>22822928
mixed, likes creative chaos
>>22822884
snowboards and loves his hair
>>22822808
works with 3d
>>22822791
bronie
>>22823067
You like to snuggle :3
>>22823058
calm yo tits jessica
>>22823169
Pay for my implants dammit
>>22823197
If I had the money I would spend it on my ticket
>>22821893
super sweet
>>22822018
eyy
>>22822255
everyone seems to want to be your friend, but you're shy so it usually doesn't work out and they think of you as a jerk
>>22823112
i do write, but no way am i a writer
>>22823250
Ticket? Where are you gonna attack next?
>>22823305
i still want to see that forehead bellachan
>>22823146
has a pretty big dvd collection
>>22823067
tea lover
>>22823026
can't really tell, probably a cool dude
>>22822808
not really outgoing, alot of opportunities await him
>>22822712
single mom, is christian
>>22822575
absolute worst? is promiscuous but depends how you look at it
>>22823329
calling me bella is the fastest way to make me think you're an idiot
>>22823337
i can't remember your name
but ja
forehead plox
>>22823327
Your husband
>>22823435
He is dead already :(
>>22823305
Ayy peach, how's life?!
>>22824271
Gooooood
Y tu?
>>22824328
Good, back from working vacation, doing insurance things (maybe, bartending is always a go to), seeing lotsa people irl, iz naice.
>>22823146
Owns at least 2 dogs
>>22823305
Likes sporty cars
>>22823334
Likes margaritas
>>22825890
Has a huge lego collection
>>22821877
You are always on /b you are confident enough to not wear makeup but not confident to ever just have a normal face. You are a nice person who is giving and caring.
>>22821878
You look like a quite and shy girl, nbut to your closest friends, on the internet, you are quite the leader.
>>22821884
You don't know what to think of yourself and have a lot of self exploring to do. Always unsure about things and busy.
>>22821893
You get the attention you want but never the attention you need, you are a quite but delightful person to be around.
>>22821905
Your parents give you all the apple products you want.
>>22821916
Yoiu don't know how to turn a picture right way up, you give up easily and are always in a rush despite being Asian.
>>22822018
You are an alpha male loud guy who spends quite the day planning himself out. Organized man who might be into weird porn.
>>22822019
You watch a lot of porn and nothing is off limits between gaming and netflixing.
>>22822025
You make music but the music doesn't make you. You use it as a tool to allure to those around you.
>>22822044
You hang out at conventions to try to attract sweet easy going girls. You stay in long term relationships for only the vagina but always keep an eye out for something better?
>>22822097
You only shop at Hollister, abercombie and finch and american brand stores, sometimes your mom buys you nice clothes too.
>>22822188
You think you are too good for mascara but get enough attention to not worry about it.
>>22825890
You only care about the latest games on steam and sales on new egg. You want to look at too much porn.
>>22823334
You are always busy looking after your kid and your ex boyfriend is a dickhead. You take pride in your hair the most and you have a cat.
>>22823067
you look like someone i'd love to talk to
>>22826638
kek OP here
I actually posted a few normal photos anyway
(You) Bold hottie that doesn't give a shit what people think
>>22822575
into music
>>22822025
guitarist or something
>>22821905
dr who watcher
likes the 11th, not a fan of the original series
>>22826143
unconfortable around gay people
>>22825890
video games are your jam
>>22823146
shirtless and pretending to talk to someone else while a third party is taking the picture but none of that is true. pretty cool guy though.
>>22826862
Nope. I'm kind of bi anyways.
>>22826869
ugh damn it
>>22822097
Really sweet guy, but has a bit of an anger management problem.
>>22822126
Works in IT or something STEM related, significant others' parents always love you
>>22822188
Wants the world to be a less judgmental place
>>22822215
Was really into Breaking Bad
>>22827417
Seems British, confident, lots of friends. Studies psychology, sociology or other social sciences?
>>22826638
Greek/Bulgarian/Romanian, pretends to be a badass but really isn't
>>22826143
American, outdoors-y type, likes hunting, fishing, guns etc.
>>22826638
No real ambition in life
>>22827417
Gym addict
>>22827470
Mildly socially awkward, very sheltered life
>>22827470
Not British but from an ex- colony of theirs. I wish I studied psychology but got forced into business because of family problems. Im an outgoing introvert so I do have many friends just terrible at maintaining friendships.
Overall you were pretty close wow.
You seem like youre into video games but not overtly so, European, has a good heart.
>>22823067
Works at Barnes & Noble.
>>22823086
Australian
>>22823146
Calisthenics master
>>22823305
Spends a lot of hair products
>>22823334
Camps at night during summer
>>22825890
Expert level designer
>>22826143
Grew up in a log cabin, hunting animals and cutting logs
>>22826638
Makes six figures and owns a nightclub
>>22827417
/fit/ moderator
>>22827470
Great poet
>>22827491
Secretly likes streetwear
>>22827491
He he I have ambition, I work on special effects >.<
>would say you like to go to frat parties to converse about future events and drink like 2 beers
>>22827470
Haha close I'm Lebanese and I wish I was a badass but just a nerdddddddd
> would say lack of excitement except towards history channel and technology. Also the type to claim he is a white knight atheist who knows too much about anything.
>>22827581
FORGOT PIC.
>>22827587
Smokes alot of weed and does other light recreational drugs
>>22821877
pusy
>>22828026
Y u butthurt
>>22821877
cray-cray
>>22821878
lowkey cray-cray
>>22821884
you like rise against and apple products
>>22821893
that girl in the back of the class who talks over the teacher with her friends
>>22821905
bo burnhams twin brother
>>22821916
works in a warehouse
>>22822018
likes to fish
>>22822019
you own at least one knife
>>22822025
that guy who plays wonderwall at parties
>>22822044
bad taste in decorations
>>22822062
angry at todays youth
>>22822068
slav
>>22822097
takes it up the rear but is a cool dude
>>22822113
also slav
>>22822126
tha slighty hipster guy
>>22822188
24 hour tumblr warrior
>>22822215
hipster but cool in some ways
>>22822255
gonna shoot up a school at some point
>>22822545
likes to scream at ducks
>>22822575
likes to scream at dicks
>>22822648
likes joy devision
>>22822712
kinda fun in short doses, gets to much really quick
>>22828089
>4chan isnt letting me post the rest without a picture
>>22822764
rad as fuck
>>22822791
you like anime
>>22822808
draws shitty internet animations trying to become egoraptor
>>22822884
likes whales
>>22822928
really bad at organizing
>>22823026
would stab a motherfucker with another motherfucker
>>22823067
likes tu curl up in a blanket like a burrito and watch your neighbours from your window, laughing at them as they waste their lives awaty working and paying taxes, buying their cars and tvs, not knowing that it all is for nothing and that death is enevtable, life is temorary and the sheeple doesnt know it, jung was right.
>>22823086
likes mayonase
>>22823146
plays the harmonica
>>22823305
likes uggs and starbucks
>>22823334
also lowkey cray-cray
>>22825890
shitty taste in games
>>22826143
lives in a cabin for atleast three weeks a year
>>22826638
has stabed a bitch
>>22827417
likes popcorn and caramell sauce
>>22827470
also shitty tastes in games
>>22827491
trying to revive the funk
>>22827587
trying to kill the funk
>>22827758
way too young to be on here at this time of night
>>22821877
You love visiting monuments and new places abroad
>>22821878
You want to read difficult authors but can't escape the interesting sci-fi action
>>22821884
You're not sure of how best to talk to others, but overall you manage
>>22821893
I was going to post the assumption that you love relaxing, quiet places that put your mind at ease (like your room, seems a nice comfy small place), and then read everyone's assumption and your answers to them and I got interested in knowing you more as a person.
Would you mind talking with me for a bit via email? If you don't mind, you can write to:
[email protected]
(^copy all of this, grr.la included, sometimes people omit it. Thanks in advance, whatever your choice will be)
>>22821905
You helped putting Assange in an embassy. HOW COULD YOU DANIEL
>>22821916
<neck cracking goes here>
>>22822018
homie lad
>>22822019
likes politics and psychology
>>22822025
find a recording studio you two
>>22822044
<neck crack in opposite direction here>
>>22822062
I wanna receive books advices
>>22822097
has never been the same since crilin's death
>>22822113
a down to earth person that probably kills people in his free time while humming classical
>>22822126
Hm I saw you without beard
>>22822188
<sunglasses on>
>>22822215
Less cigarettes more food and more rest
>>22822255
"I should post my pic on imgur and have a charming guy photoshop contest, that anon in the assumption thread was right"
>>22822483
The comrades we need, yet not deserve.
I say that because I know two people looking exactly like you, where are you guys from?
>>22822545
"Alcohol, how can you be so good to me?"
>>22822575
You like to help animals and secretly work to attain world peace.
>>22822648
Somehow I feel you dye your hair
>>22822712
Somehow I think there are toxic people in your life and you'd like to be more in control.
>>22822764
Knows how to make meth
>>22822791
Should suggest me movies to watch
>>22822808
your pc is a dangerous risky place to check between 1 and 3 am
>>22822884
likes weed and to appear as a cool guy but is actually a nice guy that belies a more aggressive guy.
>>22822928
Tries to find meaning in things although he appears laidback and never troubled
>>22823026
Too many milkshakes
>>22823067
<yet another neck crack here>
>>22823086
<dies>
>>22823146
homie that is uber-self confident. Looking at this pic I can say I can now fulfil everything I wanted to in my life.
>>22823305
Worries too much about those who don't deserve attention and doesn't give attention to those that worry about her
>>22823334
Loves mathematics and hiking
>>22825890
<nationality goes here> Psycho
>>22826143
HE DID IT, WELL DONE SHIA
>>22826638
<yet more cracks>
>>22827417
I want to know which museum you visit and what art operas you like
>>22827470
As active as loner
>>22827491
You're not really a party person
>>22827587
Likes to make lists of music suggestions for anons that assume things on him
>>22827758
Friendly to everyone, friend of none
>>22828089
Likes Carthage and thinks of sacrificing babies to the goat-god (I like Carthage too)
>>22828106
doesn't have a foul mouth smell. I think.
I already know you all love me.
>>22822575\
Finally a 10/10
I...I love you. I assume you're the woman of my dreams because you look the part.
>>22828141
Nice snail nose homeboy. Do you still think I love you now? Little homo.
>>22828141
all the food is used as nutrition for his face and the body remains the bare minimum to sustain the main component
>>22828155
you should do more charity funding and less disco visiting!
>>22828155
Dumb rustic look of her fat face. If you call that a 10, I call you a little faggot. Happy now?
>>22828164
And you should suck a big fat cock. You'll love it!
Make your assumptions lovelys ️
>>22828168
>mfw
Aight bak nao
>>22828174
art-house pictures are nice and you saw art-house movies without knowing it
>>22828174
into some ocult shit. either funny as fuck or boring as shit, no inbetwene. also probably into some form of assplay
>>22828189
Why is that dick not in your mouth yet? Is your mouth that big? Can you still speak? No, I thought so too. Brb, Ima "exact my revenge."
>>22821877
hi hisoka
>>22828165
Who gives a fuck what someone who can't form an understandable sentence thinks? Fuck yourself.
>>22828174
I picture you really enjoying painting. And metalcore
>>22828319
<full body drop here>
You remind me of a bosnian artist though.
>>22828319
likes death metal, smokes a lot
>>22828174
also likes death metal and smokes a lot
>>22828155
is also into death metal secretly
>>22828141
likes metal in general
>>22828089
prefers rap metal than normal metal
>>22827758
doesn't like metal at all
>>22827587
is in a metal band, guitarist/bassist
>>22828355
I'm more of an industrial metal type of guy, but I like death metal too.
>>22828355
is heartless and tries to fulfil that void with cheerful metal
>>22828355
likes starcraft... sorry
>>22828319
you've manipulated boys into madness
>>22828174
you often say you read
>>22828155
over 30
>>22828141
does jaw curls
>>22828571
lives in cold places with heating at maximum
>>22828597
too ugly to post
>>22821877
Ugly kurdish from USA I know who you are and you should know that you will be fucked up soon.
>>22828627
I do feel ugly
>>22828637
scary blackmailer hurt in the past
>>22828355
nah, im more of a crust punk kinda guy
>>22828315
Why so mean? Follow your own advice.
>>22828155
You look exactly like a guy I know who abuses his daughter and pet dogs
>>22827758
fucciboi
>>22827491
Amazing hair that doesn't match the personality
>>22827470
I bet you're good at video games
>>22826638
smoke weed every day
>>22825890
aspiring stage artist.
>>22823305
you only date black guys or other girls
>>22823067
dead on the inside neet
>>22822791
you tell people on /g/ to install gentoo but you've never used a linux distro in your life
>>22822712
is a mom
>>22822575
you feel that nobody understands you but the truth is that the only person that doenst understand you is yourself
>>22822025
you vape and work at the mall
>>22821877
attention whore
I don't think im very good at this thread
>>22821877
>>22821893
I don't know who would be a better waifu
>>22828107
i am from siberia, кaмpaд. thanks for the affirmation. i am going to use that as a title from now on.
>>22829833
ahh thanks for telling, you guys seem pretty cool, what kind of job do you do? Makes me want to know experiences you two had.
It's interesting how seeing one person makes you want to know more of him/her, isn't it?
Anyway, gotta go for today, have a good one and take care y'all!
>>22828303
kek Hai
Uber ?
>>22830006
did u just wake up?
>>22829833
actually we had/have no prior history, just two tobacco enthusiasts at a dinner party. i had plenty of my own experiences though, as did my fellow countryman, i am sure. everyone has experiences, except maybe the vapid attention whores on here.
>>22830025
an hour ago or so
>>22830033
I finished my homework not too long ago.
>>22830036
I got up to fucking study thought I'd check here and found out I've been spotted as you can see
>>22830047
Aren't you glad?
>>22830074
depends actually
>>22830088
on what
>>22830093
I hate mixing my shit so depends on who actually
if it's worth it
>>22830093
Not that I didn't leave room for it I am fully aware
but I didn't think someone would even bother announcing
>>22830113
by mixing your shit do you mean focusing on two different things or not knowing who exactly you are talking to?
I'm planning on sleeping soon, once I'm done working out.
>4 hours of sleep
im a true zombie
>>22830131
Mixing my online lives* if that's somewhat accurate
hmph 3 hours
I once spent 1 week with an average of 2 hours per day
why you working out
>>22830153
I like to. Plus, mires from normies is always nice
>>22830169
pft normie
>>22830186
u fking what m8? I can't even.
>>22830195
Muscles are disgusting
>>22830203
for you
I lift to remind myself of the burdens I bear :^)
>>22830213
obviously
Are you like batman or something
but on a serious not such as what
>>22830230
no
how could I be like batman?
fk, who you think I am?
>>22830245
Respect for the big K though man. Good post.
And >>22830203
How are muscles disgusting?
>>22830245
You tell me
>>22830263
The croissant look even if not so severe
I just find them repelling
>>22830264
you want me to tell you who you think I am?
that's next lvl shit
>>22830287
>croissant
you mean big shoulders and traps?
>>22830288
I'm so fucking kek'd
you play or you don't but that's the game
>Also the game
>>22830298
the extreme but yeah
>>22830304
>the game
mixed memories and feels
I'd play you right now, you'd be so fucking keked at the end of it.
>>22830315
you said muscles
>the extreme
why don't you just become spooky skellington so you can haunt people who can actual admire muscles?
>>22830317
Jesus act professional yo
>>22830343
well I dont know what you fucking call them I just dont like that patterned body
and I wish I can but I can't stop eating I barely made it through the past 10 pounds
>>22830344
for what purpose
>>22830360
>past 10 pounds
You need to change your mindset. You think small because you are small. It's time to get BIG
>>22830369
I'm not small
I have really small eyes so when I gain weight my face becomes puffy and funny
funnier than already is
Just do it
>>22830388
are you insecure about your looks senpai? You look good.
>>22830363
you smoke hookah and play destiny
>>22830399
Thanks but I'm only saying why I want to lose weight
>>22830419
oh. what are you doing to lose weight? HIIT is pretty fun, along with ice cold baths.
>>22830427
Kek I would like to but nothing now , it's just happening on its own due to stress and the nature of my major
I don't eat or sleep properly anymore
>>22830439
why don't you take it easy? Less classes?
>>22830439
I gain weight during the school year... ;_;
>>22830450
you probably eat when your stressed or maybe you don't do as much activities
I've never understood binge eating and stuff.
>>22830448
I enjoy the zombie look
but srsly its a retarded system here and if I don't take a specific class this year for example I would have to wait for next year same time to take it and so I can't take any associated class etc. etc.
I graduate this summer anyway or so I hope >>22830450
Be more active I guess
>>22830462
Idk its like the usual stuff + i eat more in the winter which i find weird bc i am way less active in the winter
>>22821877
Actually a good student.
>>22821905
Thinks he is smarter than he actually is.
>>22822062
Wants to start a marxist revolution.
>>22822097
Overly emotional.
>>22822483
Confused for a middle eastern/Turk. Is Italian or Greek.
The old guy is into football.
>>22822791
Actually has a girlfriend ... maybe?
>>22822808
Actually not an artist.
>>22822884
Philosophyfag
>>22823067
Plays vidya.
>>22823305
Smarter than she lets on.
>>22826638
Poor.
>>22827417
Kind.
>>22827491
Tight assed deep down.
>>22828106
A fucking animal in bed.
>>22828155
Pedobear.
>>22828319
Has some dark shit in the past.
>>22830469
you are just trying to hibernate. I swear my cats don't move for days sometimes
>>22830468
that's cool you're graduating soon. We have that in America too. If u need any support, I'll be here 4 u :)
>>22830483
Thanks
what do you do irl
>>22830484
college and programming type stuff
>>22830492
What year and do you enjoy it
>>22830502
2nd year, and yeah. I don't plan on finishing college; rather, I want to get a job now and start a career ASAP. I believe I'm getting close to that point.
>>22830512
I honestly don't know where I stand on that but I guess there's a whole lot of opportunity in america even without a degree
here without a degree you don't count for shit
After 5 long years I'm disgusted and aggravated I don't even want to see hear speak or smell architecture anymore
sup
>>22830530
actually, America has lower economic mobility than many other places. Lower than europe even. So much for the land of opportunity.
The field I'm going into can be over-saturated but on the flip side, pays really well local to America.
Idk how some people do that. Like my teacher has a PhD in economics and now teaches Economics, I'd probably kill myself.
>>22830541
Yeah but there are like more options in america
Kek to teach architecture all you gotta do is walk in late and say you don't like stuff
>>22830557
I'm going to sleep. U can add me on skype:
kawaiidesu4ever
>>22830591
G'night
>>22830535
This game is fun, i work in forensics and similar fields.
So i'm going to go all out.
Lets start with location.
the width of your window and its place suggests you're from a handful of states, but the carpet, the poweraid and the bed suggest you're from a decent house, you're using blinds so you live in a neighborhood not secluded. the phone case, a camo, popular in a few states but we forgot about your clothing. My best bet is you're from Chicago.
your door is closed, if it was opened you would see the light reflect off the glossy wood, also, you don't want anyone to walk in on you with that ridiculous pose. so i'm asuming you either have a Pet Dog, or a little sibling.
Your room isn't very messy so i'm going to assume you have a dog, one of the most common house pets (dogs) in chicago are pugs. (well, only for medium income families. living in neighborhoods.)
You drive a small sedan becuase you can't afford something better but you have a thing for nice objects so you wont settle for less, i'm assuming with the giving information you're driving a Ford.
We're not going to rule out that you don't have a sibling. typically 2 - 6 years of age.
judging by the poweraid, you drink a lot of juices. mostly energy drinks.
my last assumption would be that you have a thing for cars and you play a bit of video games judging by the computer.
just for my satisfaction, can you confirm? i'm currently studying criminal profiling at uni as i want to move higher in my department. so this will provide feedback.
>>22830645
I do live in Chicago, but this picture was taken in Phoenix. There were also pugs in that house. I have no pugs at my home in Chicago. I drive a sedan integra, so you we're half right about that, along with the pug guess. I grew up dirt poor, my mom has been unemployed for at least 3 years. You made some good guesses though.
>>22830645
Also, yes. I had 2 younger family members in that house. Not brothers, cousins.
>>22830705
also, ur a fucking nerd
>>22830645
>your door is closed, if it was opened you would see the light reflect off the glossy wood
That's some fascinating eye for the detail, anon.
