what kind of kush do u guys like
>>22814570
DARE TO SAY NO!
USERS ARE LOSERS!
nice hat.
>>22814570
The kind I can smoke
opium
>>22814581
>>22814579
You guys try oils? I take it for my chrons disease and it feels nice. I prefer indica over sativa personally.
>>22814581
I feel u
The fruity ones
Makes sex fun and cum taste better
>>22814581
ayy
>>22814621
Don't have a penis. I want you to lie ok please just tell me you're a girl so I can sit here and get hard off it.
Don't get me into an excited dog let's go outside for a car ride mode. Please bitch don't do this to me please.
Sugarcoat it.
The kind that's shattery
>>22814646
this pretty much sums up every male on /soc/
Do I look like a badass assassin from the 1980's //soc/? would you be threatened by this if I busted down the door down and knocked your buddy down? would you jump behind the couch and fire 4 rounds while I ran around the corner, picked up a kitchen knife? and threw it at you killing you and moving onto the next room?
>>22814646
I am a girl
I like to shotgun smoke ( smoke kush while making out)
Use flavored lube to match the kush and suck it off a dudes body
(Everything is true besides one obvious thing
>>22814710
I look intently. "Oh my god this is so hot." I think to myself. Fondling my balls,if I had been thinking with at least both heads that night I would have noticed the red flag "everything is true except one obvious thing." it was about to come to fruition. All my dreams were about to crash and burn.
>>22814731
Well duh obviously I'm taken
I can't be a freak like this without a proper master to guide me
>>22814748
Not understanding a obvious reverse psychology plot used against him. He continues to pretend to show interest. Even when being baited he still have faith. Faith that is reliant on a part of the brain that is a little too old for todays society.
This is the kind of brain that justifies the 5 second rule with no evidence.
This is the kind of brain that makes you want to jaywalk across the street.
This is the stupid brain.
He watches intently.Not sure how to react. One parts whispers into his ear. "It's a piece of ass mang. Stay here!
But another part, the more logical part of the brain. Sits impatiently with increasing frusteration. "Go you- AGHHHHH! IT'S ALL A JOKE! YOU ARE SOMEONES AMUSEMENT RIGHT NOW! LEAVE!"
But the other head, the one that always appears in a zombiefied state. Craving the flesh, but not in a cannibalistic way. Aways like a trained dog. Unable to realize it's collar has been off the whole time. He slowly becomes distracted.
>>22814772
Of course I can teach you silly
*slowly undressing the already slight revealing clothing put on*
Now come face to face to me and take a big hit
*offers pineapple kush*
And let me do the rest
>>22814789
no..
>>22814789
BUT KEEP TELLING ME THINGS. JUST FOR GOD SAKES DON'T RUIN IT PLEASE DON'T RUIN IT.
>>22814789
These are like the fries to my porn, the main hamburger dish.
You are also needed for a satisfying meal.
What the fuck is this roleplay bullshit?
>>22814877
Please don't ruin this you son of a bitch. It's like not having a girlfriend for 5 years and dumping one in a hookers butthole.
I don't need her landlord coming into her hotel room telling her she has 15 minutes to pay the rent, and I paid for 45. Don't cockblock me from potentially another cock! goddamnit!
Well you fucking LET PEOPLE have anything? is this is why you are here? to tell us how stupid we are?
Just go! live your life! enjoy it! talk to your family and please cook with them. It's therapeutic.
>>22814570
That kind that's laced with toxins to kill potheads.
>>22814898
Surprise 'she' pulls out her cock and stabs you in the eye with her sword. Your body goes limp and blood begins to drain from your head as you're skull fucked by the stubbled man in a dress
