new assume thread?
>>22814170
Suffers from anxiety, likes cats.
Left
>>22814175
Crippling drinking problem. Homosexual tendencies.
>>22814170
only takes a half hour to get ready despite what everyone thinks
>>22814175
went to college for business but dropped out sophmore year
>>22814170
likes photography and traveling. You party a lot and go to music festivals
>>22814175
youre chill to hang out with. very outgoing and nice to a lot of people and goes to gym a lot
>>22814190
likes metal-type music. maybe a skateboarder or snowboarder and if not you want to try it atleast.
>>22814198
you look sad but this looks like your modelling so maybe you're studying at college and getting money on the side by modelling??
>>22814211
spot on, i'm rarely upset t b h
>>22814175
good person despite the stereotype
>>22814190
has every aspect of life together except loneliness
>>22814211
>>22814198
>>22814190
>>22814175
>>22814170
All compulsive masturbators
>>22814170
Can't drive stick
>>22814175
Left: Goes tanning, probably a guido
Right: Has a crush on left
>>22814190
15
>>22814198
Tries to be artsy
>>22814170
Narcissistic
>>22814190
Feminist
>>22814198
Really good with technology
>>22814211
Likes to watch sports
>>22814190
I kind of like your assumptions. You have potential.
>>22814211
Is a nice guy. Falls for an attractive girl, but can't seal the deal because he buys flowers, chocolate, stuffed animals, you name it. Permanent friend zone.
>>22814198
Probably gay. Thinks about penis and penis related objects often.
>>22814233
Mah nigga. Hilarious sense of humor - drowns in pussy.
>>22814136
Hot and quiet type. Looks at the world negatively. Hates humans however tolerates them. Has a superiorty complex too
>>22814175
Chill, smokes quite a bit of pot. Can be both very nasty but very kind too, depending on mood and setting
>>22814190
Energetic and bouncy
>>22814198
Bored of reality
>>22814211
Quite shy but tries to come out of his shell a lot. Not quite there but progressing greatly. Has quite a few friends
Its probably safe to assume that I will eat this hot pocket.
>>22814170
>a million men hit on you
>been proposed to at least twice
>introverted, probably approached too much to be shy though
>>22814175
>european
>parties frequently
>lifts
>>22814198
>works in business
>creative major in college
>listens to rock
>>22814211
>recreationally uses drugs
>lives near coast
>picture taken at a friends house
>>22814211
i do like metal
either lives on a coast or Colorado
>>22814233
compulsive masturbator
>>22814247
i swear im an adult
vapes
>>22814250
>feminist
nawwwwh
i assume people often misjudge you based off the way you look. they think you're very teenage angsty but you're actually pretty cool
>>22814254
thank you anon ;-;
>>22814256
im not energetic or bouncy but am jealous of people who are
you're a fast learner and knows a trade
>>22814170
Redditor
Liberal
Smokes weed
>>22814175
Favorite sport is hockey
Lives in the Northeast
>>22814190
Doesnt go on any other boards
Gives many guys the time
Is told to smile by random guys
>>22814211
Plays CSGO
Fairly Libertarian
>>22814256
Smokes weed
Posts on /b/
>>22814250
Does anal on the first date.
>>22814256
Owner of a shoe store.
>>22814261
Related to the Unibomber
>>22814170
Vegetarian or vegan.
>>22814175
Likes EDM.
>>22814190
Writes politically charged facebook statuses.
>>22814198
Doesn't like the taste of alcohol.
>>22814211
Plays a lot of videogames.
>>22814233
Has purchased a prostitute before.
>>22814247
Was considered "the funny one" in high school.
>>22814250
Listens to Electric Wizard, smokes weed.
>>22814256
High self image, but slightly below average confidence.
>>22814261
Has abused cough medicine at least once.
>>22814284
how do I find out if I am related to the unibomber?
that would definitely explain some of these ideations.
>>22814298
Forgot my picture.
>>22814298
>doesn't like the taste of alcohol
like that but the opposite
>>22814298
only took once to get me to go back to real drugs.
>>22814299
Good question. He's a proficient writer. I'm sure you could send him a letter.
>>22814314
Leads men on. Is way too obsessed with herself.
>>22814313
okay there we go, not a single gene in my veins for literature and writing composition.
>>22814323
Well, I never did say I was good at assumptions. That was definitely not in the rules.
>>22814250
>>22814256
>>22814261
>>22814280
>>22814283
>>22814298
Spot on, save a few exceptions
>>22814170
Depressed
>>22814175
Bisexual
>>22814190
Slut
>>22814198
Smart
>>22814283
Awkward and smart
>>22814305
Always trying to be funny
>>22814353
Yeah, you got me.
>>22814283
Totally browse /b/ from time to time however I despise weed and smoking in general lol
>>22814314
Either australian or new zealander
Depressed
Emotionally intelligent
Has a Tumblr
>>22814170
I would assume that you're hella chill, you like metal and rap, you smoke weed, and that you've had a fair share of sex partners, but you aren't known for being a slut
>>22814175
>Chad.jpg.
can have a good time at a party, is pretty stole, and can easily fuck with people if wanted
>>22814190
grew up in lesser income home and didn't have the best grades. Also had a standard, drug-filled, high school career and is now in a small city going to community college for an undergraduate
>>22814198
pretty hipster, but can still be cool and is not a douche
also has a charm with girls
>>22814211
I feel like your quite upset you don't have an Oscar yet
>>22814233
you too buddy. you too
>>22814247
loves to have fun, but doesn't require substances. is goofy and hilarious
>>22814250
is honest, but opinionated. Smokes weed and may be a senior in hs, or a colleg freshman
>>22814256
is the modern stereotypical black man, but also has white friends
>>22814481
Looool it's funny you say that cause I actually get called an Oreo all the time haha
>>22814501
Loooll. You seem like you'd be moderately popular on something like vine and you are a total millennial with all types of friends.
assume the worst<3
>>22814280
why do people assume I vape?
>>22814298
I'm still considered the funny one
>>22814481
I can have fun sober but I love doing drugs, also I'm goofy and hilarious
>>22814514
dad touched your privates back in the day
>>22814175
>>22814481
swole*
>>22814511
Hahaha I couldn't get popular on there even if I tried. I mean maybe if viners were intrigued by a black dude with an English accent. And meh, I have a few friends.
>>22814514
Suffers from a mental illness
>>22814170
90% of people reverse google image search you whenever they see you in a thread
>>22814175
in a college frat. played football in highschool. your breakfast consists of a protein shake and a banana
>>22814190
Listens to hardcore. One of the few females at hardcore shows who didn't just get dragged there by their boyfriend. Goes hard af in the pit
>>22814198
quirky, self deprecating humor. enjoys his vidyas
>>22814211
Social butterfly. Can make his way in with most crowds. Good at drinking games. A lot of women him on him, but he doesn't pick up on it.
>>22814233
30+ year old who works a fun job. Didn't actually eat the brownies in that pic
>>22814247
Stoner guy. Listens to pop-punk. Smokes a shitton of weed. Skates
>>22814250
Fresh outta or still in highschool. Used to cut, but stopped. A bit sassy
>>22814256
Lives somewhere warm like Cali or Florida. Has more white friends than black friends. Maybe ex-high school athlete?
>>22814261
Ate that hot pocket.
>>22814283
A bit or a recluse. Been on 4chan since 2011. Internet culture is your best friend. Has a few friends who he hangs out with regularly.
>>22814305
Used to be very depressed, but now lives a pretty care free life. You get along with pretty much anyone, as long as they aren't complete assholes.
>>22814314
Writes poetry. Can be a bit bitchy, but is never really mean.
>>22814481
>/mu/.jpg
Listens to post rock. A bit of a hipster. Has a "winter-feels" playlist. Pretty good taste in music. Doesn't exactly like social interaction, but is friendly in general.
I'm assuming that you're all gay.
>>22814550
loves metal
>>22814514
hated by most girls
>>22814481
hipster/edgy
>>22814314
very quiet, and calm
>>22814305
good sense of humor
>>22814283
awkward
>>22814261
smelly lol
>>22814256
works out
>>22814250
hardcore af
>>22814247
party dude
>>22814233
mid life crisis ?
>>22814211
college student
>>22814198
unsure why his pic is getting taken
>>22814190
thick, but in the right spots
>>22814175
pretty boy
>>22814170
pretty, but insecure about weight
>>22814550
there are many things you say you love but you only truly love like 3 things <3
>>22814576
likes urban outfitters a lot
>>22814481
super nerdy as a kid but retained it and also gained some social skills and looks and stuff like that
>>22814305
you have crazy stories
>>22814283
reserved until you have alcohol
>>22814261
you enjoy being a character
>>22814256
people think youre tired all the time but youre just super relaxed
>>22814247
your friends have called you andy samberg
>>22814211
young and not sure of what life is gonna be like yet but youre super optimistic
>>22814175
you and all your friends are super fun at parties
>>22814575
Edge/10
>>22814576
Work out on and off to be honest. Glad you're able to tell though.
>>22814550
I actually live in the cold groggy lands of britbong. Unfortunate indeed. A lil right on the friends bit and no I never did play sports. I'm the complete opposite actually. I'm a full on artsy Graphic designer/Painter lol
i cant make anyassumption today there are 2 many electricites inside and it is difficult to separate also i am always wrong b/c idk how 2 assume lol im prob just dum and lazy desu but u kno
but i feel very concerned about how i am viewd rn. tomorrow i go out in public for the first time in 8 days b/c i have to present some dumb swot analysis or something
>>22814550
Spot on my man, even to the 2011 part, about right
>>22814576
Yea I guess a little
>>22814603
This senpai. I cannot control myself on alcohol, only drink alone
>>22814514
serial killer/rapist
>>22814550
pretty close. However, I don't listen to post-rock, and I absolutely adore social interaction. I'm a complete extrovert
>>22814576
I use edgy ironically, but I am pretty hipster
>>22814603
not super nerdy, unless upu count modern(ish) games as that. I've always had social skills and adore interaction.
>>22814605
Pretty accurate on edge/10.
>>22814615
youre hella kawaii, and you seem pretty chill
someone to smoke hookah or weed with.
or someone that I can play video games with for a week straight with no inturruptions.
>>22814615
is lamb
>>22814603
doesnt decorate their room or just moved
>>22814576
you value your looks
>>22814550
you're funt ot talk to
ok i felt guilty i am TRYING
>>22814603
painter
also kate bush fan\
>>22814576
either is a beer enthusiast or hates beer idk
>>22814550
not actually angry
>>22814514
has many friends
>>22814481
likes chipootle
>>22814314
plays a woodwind instrument or did or wanted to\
>>22814305
kno how to ride a bicycle
>>22814481
nervous at parties, sticks to friend group and has a dank time
>>22814514
you love yourself and have no self esteem issues to speak of
>>22814550
actually the greatest
you have a million different interests and a lot of different friend groups and can easily get along with most people
>>22814576
you can come off a little ice queen-y but you're actually rly chill once someone gets to know you
>>22814603
really intuitive, can understand people v easily while you may not be able to relate to them
>>22814615
you have a lot of problems but you try to make the best of your situation and stay hopeful
>>22814190
Very nice sincere person, stuck on here due to being unable to related to a small town hive mentality.
>>22814175
Fist pump maximus
>>22814170
Very shy
>>22814198
Very sad
>>22814211
N'Sync fan
>>22814314
Fairly grumpy person
>>22814603
My mfkr!
>>22814671
I assume that I'm going to make you breakfast
>>22814671
I wouldn't say I'm nervous, but you're mainly right for the rest. I'm shy in 'normal'social situations.
I'd say that you're really chill,there's a few things you like to smoke, and that you like a few dank memes
>also loving the hair btw.
>>22814550
I don't listen to pop punk
>>22814576
party central
>>22814603
Incorrect
>>22814550
Spot on.
>>22814603
Also very true.
>>22814669
Slam dunk. Home run. It's out of the park. Touchdown.
>>22814673
>>22814678
you motherfucker
i am making you breakfast and that is final
>>22814684
i actually don't smoke at all
i quit smoking cigarettes a while ago and anything else stresses me straight the fuck out
but a lot of people irl assume that too idk why
>>22814658
lol i think this is 1 of the best ones wow! u made me sound like almost a world wide web dream or somethign
i have never willingly played video games in my whoel life. and hookah is a waste of money like if u need that much tobacco in ur life just chain smoke some cigarettes instead its cheaper and u dont hav 2 worry about the weird ppl that will try to make u listen to 311 or something. weed normally boring unless used 2 help counteract something else u kno?
>>22814666
ignores u b/c icr name and i dont want 2 feel bad about that
>>22814671
lol who knows probably
>>22814714
i didnt have one its ok
>>22814692
NO! You're going to wake up to a beautiful breakfast! You can't stopme
>>22814666
yep, but who doesnt?
>>22814669
lol nah im more of a liquor person
>>22814671
mega bitch desu, but mostly because im protective of friends
>>22814673
has a naturally stout physique so doesn't lift, plays little vidya, usually found in bars being pseudo-bro in a good way
>>22814671
refrains from being a conventional fashionista to remain accessible and express her eccentricities, but generally mellow
>>22814666
introvert, probably has a mild existential crisis every other day, few friends and even then they're strained and convoluted
>>22814615
whispy yet high-strung, probably a venus fly trap. with a reserved taste for the macabre.
>>22814603
doesn't like being the center of attention, has a bright intellect but gets overwhelmed easily
>>22814550
straight up goofy henchman that always seems to complete a group.
>>22814714
yee, I know. for me weed is gud alone or with stuffs. like srsly though I can hardly find people like you and like I said, hella kawaii. or sugoi
are you a weeaboo.
>>22814751
i used to have a venus fly trap!!
>>22814803
what do u mean ppl like me? there are a lot of ppl that dont play video games or smoke hookah
idk what that last word is after kawaii omg
but no i dont watch anime or w/e i watched the hamster one when i was a kid taht about it
>>22814891
>u will never slide your hands through lamb's hair and whisper her to sleep
y even live
>>22814891
nah I mean like people with your style and stuff.
and sugoi means (amazing)
but yeah, you're chill
you got a kik?
>>22814751
Toys around with YouTube but never gets serious about it
>>22814671
Outspoken
>>22814666
Spends too much time on the hair
>>22814615
Into anime
>>22814576
Talks crap on people a lot
>>22814920
my hand gets tangled in my hair if i ever try to like brush it w/ my fingers or w/e idk y i even alive at this point
also whoa whisperin will never put me 2 sleep i got dog ear. hear it all. u kno? autistic ears.
i only go 2 sleep after a lot of sedatives of some sort tho
y even live
>>22814925
my worst fear is bein considered chill desu.
idk what kik so reckon not
>>22814971
Guitar player from Canadian progressive rock band Rush
>>22814975
wait, why is it your biggest fear?
it's not a bad thing. you're a cool person. idk be fucking crazy but I still call you chill desu
kik is a messaging app thing btw. can talk to a bunch of ppl there.
>>22814971
nah i just like the stickers on facebook.com
>>22814975
omg i didnt type "desu" wth is there like some weird thing werhe it changes 2 be honest to that???
>>22814615
Listens to pop music. Bubbly sense of humor. Can't stand chocolate
>>22814666
DEVIL TRIPS
AWWWF FUCK
I hope so. You live somewhere gloomy
>>22814671
no u :3
I try to be friendly :P
You try your best to eat only organic food. Lives in a big city or the exact opposite, somewhere very remote.
>>22814673
Hunts. Grew up on a farm
>>22815039
desudesudesudesudesudesudesudesu
~awoo
>>22814170
slowly starting too eat healthy
>>22814175
goes to parties with unironically trashy music
>>22814190
would like to be more slutty
>>22814198
your shirt strangulates your neck, but hey, it looks fresh
>>22814211
cant tell if you are actually a beach guy
>>22814971
doesnt take care of his skin
>>22814779
gamer2
>>22814751
used to skate or skates, studies psycholgoy
>>22814673
lives near a forest
>>22815160
I'm not sure what to do about my skin :$
>>22814779
has a failed lets play youtube channel
only plays indie games
Took this right now at 6:52am, haven't really slept. Sorry about the appearance.
>>22815895
east coast buddies! you look really good for a guy desu. really chill kinda person, doesnt party too much, listens to a lot of club music and dub step. Also plays guitar.
>>22815892
wouldsuckyourdick/10
;) cutie.
>>22815919
Toronto, Canada senpai. Also good call, I'm actually very into electronic music as I produce it myself. Plus I play bass guitar.
>>22814779
takes photos pretending to be a gamer but really isn't
>>22816000
posts his tits to get trips
>>22815895
listens to surf rock, lives nowhere near any surfing spot
>>22815892
family oriented but still independent
>>22815859
protective of your little sister
>>22815160
very spiritual but not in organised religion
>>22814779
only plays FPS
>>22814751
plays a sport but more for fun than competition
>>22816015
>>22816000
>>22815892
>>22815160
>all these gamer assumptions
Starting to think I give off a vibe lol
>>22816015
spends a bit of time on your hair so it looks perfect
but then the wind messes it up:(
>>22815892
doesnt talk so much but you have a lot of friends
>>22815160
smiles all the time
>>22814971
youve gone hunting a couple of times. btw just google skincare if you want to start talking care of your skin, its easy to figure out from the internet
>>22814751
i dont have a preference for it im pretty fine either way. overwhelmed easily Yes bright intellect perhaps. you went into college all happy and bright but then it beat you up
>>22814673
<3 happier and happier everyday
>>22814671
yep! you get along with everybody and make friends most places you go. although you venture out by yourself most times
>>22814669
neither!
>>22814666
i havent decorated it yet:( + my halloween lights are at my friends house sigh
people call you a hipster irl and you secretly enjoy it
>>22815206
>>22814971
invest in doing a professional face cleansing once, that will be a good start. they can also tell you what to do at home
>>22816502
i spend about 5 seconds each day on my hair i think
>>22816000
kek, what the fuck
Come at me /soc/
>>22816233
spammer. if not, a chav
>>22816015
next albert einstein
>>22816000
would be a great trap, just needs to loose the belly
>>22815895
you would die for your favourite sports team
>>22815892
is a console gamer and gets into fights with PC gamers
>>22815859
extroverted, but only to hide his pain
>>22815160
a fine gentelman and a scholar
>>22814971
IT support, loves his job, wife, 2 kids, house, dog and barbequing on weekends. you made your dream
>>22814779
makes some kind of music (probably post rock), guitarist
>>22814751
in college, pretty outgoing, likes the outdoors
>>22814673
loves alternative rock, knows about Bad Salad
>>22814671
wanted to be hang out with popular girls in highschool, they rejected you, spernt the rest of high school making their lives miserable (mostly by stealing their boyfriends)
>>22817136
That's depressing how accurate that statement is. Also confirmation it's me.
>>22817136
You got the first part right. I work IT
>>22814603
Likes walking innawoods
I don't have time to do more right now, I'm going to make some rice. sry qts~
Make your assumptions..
Lets see how this goes
