IM BACK AGAIN AND I WANT A GF NOW FOR FUCKS SAKE! IM TOLD YOU GUYS HAVE SEX AND MEET UP SO IF A GIRL MEAR PITTSBURGH CAN COME TO ME AND MAKE ME NOT A VIRGIN DO IT! IM NOT EVEN UGLY!
>>22811217
I'll pass, sorry.
>>22811220
NONONO IM TIRED IF BEING REJECTED JUST BE MY GF FOR A DAY IM SICK OF THIS IM NOT UGLY IM NICE BUT WHY DO I HAVE TO BE CHAD I JUST WANT A GF NOW
GIVE ME A GF NOW ANSWER ME
>>22811237
So do a lot of Anons, sweetheart. If you want one, work towards it. Or kidnap one, but I wouldn't recommend that as a long term plan.
Start out simple, think objectively about yourself and why you can't find one as is.
>>22811217
You're bringing shame to the steel city. Calm the fuck down, eat a pierogie.
I'll be your gf :)
>>22811237
What do you look like?
What do you like to do? Music Taste?
Let me know, OP. I'd probably be interested.
>>22811313
I like rap.
I like my dog ruby.
I like video games.
>>22811376
post pics of your dog pls I need this
>>22811376
Best pupper ever. She just got a shower and smells like coconut!
>>22811412
I live like 4 hrs away from you.
Can we date while I coldly manipulate you until we have a dramatic & explosive break up and then i take your dog, citing that she clearly loves me more?
i want your dog and all of her coconut shampoo, hand it over.
>>22811442
Ok so you will be my GF?
I just want love from a human...
PLEASE I NEED A GF I WAS SO CLOSE JUST NOW AND RUSED AGAIN SOMEONE NEAR PITTSBURGH PLEASE
>>22811497
Kill yaself mah man
>>22811217
Hey REEEEEEtard, what makes you think you're entitled to having the opposite sex like you?
>>22811517
Beacase everyone needs to be loved.
I'm tired of being rejected and treated like trash.
Back to >>>/Reddit/ please white knight/Stacy
>>22811481
>>22811497
Ok we are bf/gf do u wanna go to the pet store and look at some assorted pets?
PLEASE I NEED A GF I JUST WANT TO CUDDLE AND TALK
PITTSBURGH PLEASE
>>22811540
....No, that's not how it works. You work your ass off in order to become appealing to the opposite sex, that's not just something that happens.
>>22811497
>>22811554
I'm just at work right now so I had to step away for a second pls
>Hello! :-) I am looking for __product__! :-)!
>Yes, We do not have __product__.
>Okay, well that seems fake because I saw it on your website, and that is very rude of u and i am screaming im not sure if i realize it but im screaming over a $7.00 __product__ but okay...
>..U-uh...thank, yes..unfortune, yiss...
>>22811544
Ok add me at Nathan.hall106 at Skype and I'll tell u where I live
>>22811558
I'm not ugly
I'm not Chad though, I don't just want a Stacy to fuck I want a gf that cuddles
You can be a 3/10 ugly I just want love. NORMIES like you don't under stand
>>22811575
I can't skype at work but I can use kik and I can send you 500 emojis
communicating in normie glyphs
>>22811575
You mean people who accept reality and understand that there are other people on this planet? Damn me and my "normie" tendencies.
You know, it's that attitude right there that is why you are alone. No one will ever want to be with someone like that.
>>22811577
KIK IS FOR NORMIEEEES
I CANT BUILD A LOVING RELATIONSHIP ON EMOJIS AND SELFIES
Gosh, I'm such a loser. Even eggman gets jobs and friends and gfs.
But I've had to rot in loneliness. It's not fair.
You have vandalized my heart, raped my soul, and torched my conscience. I was hated ever since I arrived in the world. I was always under attack. I've always been the most hated person in the world. Ever since I arrived in the world.
I'm 22 years old and I'm still a virgin. I've never even kissed a girl. I've been through college for two and a half years, more than that actually, and I'm still a virgin. It has been very torturous.
>>22811580
FUCKING NORMIES GOD DAMIT YOU DONT UNDERSTAND
I
DONT
WANT
A
FUCKBUDDY
I WANT A LOVING RELATIONSHIP WITH A FEMBOT.
>>22811586
Are you mocking me or trying to share your story
DONT CARE YOUR IN MY THREAD GET OUT
>>22811592
You're the one that doesn't understand. I said love, not fuck. Maybe you should take your meds.
>Pick related, who you sound like.
>>22811603
Hey there Mr. Bully. Being mean and excluding people isn't going to help your case.
Oh... What do I know? Being nice doesn't help either...
Forget the whole thing
>>22811558
>>22811580
Some failed normie who watches pick-up tutorials on youtube.
>>22811582
>>22811592
Kik is my only option until I get home.
>>22811592
>Fembot
Nice meme.
>>22811617
No, some "normie" who goes to college, has a job, and has a girlfriend.
>>22811610
>imblying you have to be Chad to be loved
People like you should be gassed
Also Elliot's speech makes a lot of points
What he did was over the line but he sent s true message
>>22811625
Literally u, I mean.
u r the one i am meaning to insult, yes.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DjGxAcHCxk
>>22811617
Skype me when your home then
>>22811630
You're the one implying you have to be a "chad". I never said anything about that. Stop putting what you want people to say into their mouths when they never said anything of the sort.
I said you have to work at it. You can't just complain about being single and expect that to yield results. You can't just stay at home and do nothing, and yet expect to meet someone.
I really wish you guys would keep this to r9k.
>>22811637
I go to class every day and attempt to talk to girls but they laugh at me.
>>22811630
>>22811635
I feel sad for Elliot, even if he just had a decent friend group to support him. It's a sad story.
>>22811637
>>22811644
JUST BEE UR SELF
>>22811651
I didn't say be yourself. Pretend to be a better person than you are and you will slowly become one.
Never be yourself at first.
>>22811654
JUST!
BEE!
YOUR!
SELF!
Hey OP ,calm the fuck down
>>22811217
Remember 5% of the males (the chads) get 95% of the females. You must up you game.
Post pics and the wimminz will advise you.
>>22811412
Are you buffalo bill from silence of the lambs?
>>22811554
You're in danger of sounding just a teensy weensy bit desperate.
How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat.
>>22811989
This is such a lie. Men of all sorts can get women of all sorts.
This whole chad shit is a scapegoat for shitty men.
>>22811412
Looks like it has autism just like OP
>frog posters
>>22811568
I work at Walmart. Same thing... Every fucking day...
