assumption thread go you pieces of shits
>>22807520
You seem kind of sad but you normally keep it on the inside because you like to keep everyone else and you make it seem you don't have problems.
>>22807520
Very into vidyas. Had a serious high-school all 4 years. She dumped you senior year and you've been struggling to pick your love life back up ever since.
>>22808481
Probably very intelligent. Pulls crazy good grades in uni.
>>22808497
*serious high school girlfriend
opps
>>22807520
Used to tip his fedora in high school but actually turned out to be a decent guy
>>22808481
Probably some sort of STEM major.
Possibly pretentious at parties and stuff
>>22808497
Spends too much time on soc but actually contributes with quality material so no one's even mad
>>22808520
Likes rough sex. Probably into metal. Pretty chill when drunk
>>22808552
Fugg. I've posted this pic twice and it came out sideways both times.
>>22807520
thinks i'm a piece of shit, unfortunately
>>22808481
unsocial in high school but now very confident, bound for success
>>22808497
insomniac with a hatred for rupert grint that burns as much as his fiery red hair. lots of friends and probably really good at playing pool
>>22807520
writes sad short stories
>>22808481
watches a lot of movies
>>22808497
ancestors were vikings
>>22808520
piercing addiction
>>22808552
kinda normal dude, likes tech stuff, looking for a gf
>>22808559
upper middle class boy
>>22808481
Clearly in the top 10k of league of legends
>>22808497
Has nothing better to do but post a ton of selfies on /soc/
>>22808520
is rather magnetic
>>22808552
Posted this from a phone
>>22808559
clearly has super powers. You can't hide your ability to be invisible when nobody is looking on the internet.
>>22808595
Korean Scottish mix. Calling it now.
I am part of this now.
>>22808559
Future school shooter
>>22808481
Definitely a cs beast
>>22808497
Prefer the night to the day
>>22808552
Everyone's ethnic homie
>>22807520
Is a really good actor, theatrical or in real life but still values genuineness in their every day relationships.
>>22808481
Has a hard time thinking of political or philosophical in social-individual terms.
>>22808497
Really likes spending time in the mountains.
>>22808520
Has tried to deliberately raise their alcohol tolerance.
>>22808552
Sometimes feels insecure in their choice of career but never quite sure why; feels pretty fulfilled all things considered
>>22808559
Likes fashion and making outfits way more than he'll ever admit
>>22808595
Carves wood/welds metal
>>22808608
Goes to cooking school.
>>22808620
Misses highschool.
Assume shit about me or not
>>22808595
When it comes to toilet paper, you're a folder.
>>22808559
Stands amongst the group quietly
>>22808552
Plays soccer with friends on the weekends
>>22808520
You hate flying and MRI machines
>>22808497
Been in a funk lately
>>22808481
Just finished HS
>>22807520
Has gotten more than one photoshoot done
>>22808559
Memespouter with mostly good intentions
>>22808595
The older guy who hangs out with the younger crowd
>>22808608
Has a hard time getting around to doing chores
>>22808620
Vain af but no one's hating
>>22808627
Your top 10 artist include Nirvana and Bob Marley
>>22808627
i picture you talking like a stoner but youre actually productive and not lazy so youre deceiving
>>22808620
pretty normal person with normal problems
>>22808608
you never have people over your apt bc your roommates are your friends
>>22808595
you look super quiet but you have a pretty cool personality people overlook
>>22808559
you dont age bc youre a vampire
>>22808552
girls comment on your big eyes but you have no idea why you still cant get a date
>>22808520
dont care what people think
>>22808497
very on top of life
>>22808481
people call you hipster harry potter
>>22807520
super into clothes and not letting life drag you down
>>22808627
You mother fucker how did you know ;_;
Have some danishes.
>>22807520
was in theater or debate in high school
>>22808481
drives a 90s ford ranger
>>22808497
is really good at baking
>>22808552
favorite type of food is Chinese
>>22808559
watched a lot of scooby doo as a kid
>>22808595
like crime dramas
>>22808608
has some sort of mental disorder, maybe depression
>>22808627
longboards
>>22808646
a little too hot for this thread, Darria
>>22808643
Ha ha, wow, not even close. <3
>>22808644
http://vocaroo.com/i/s07ORdkfmiMn
>>22808645
You looked like you try really hard to keep your beard trim and clean.
Also, thank you. <3
>>22808646
Literally never in my life.
>>22808646
Took me a few minutes to figure out that I was looking at your thighs...
>>22808638
Gym bro/10
I can respect that
>>22808642
Has passed out in a tub once at a party
>>22808644
Has self esteem issues without any real cause
>>22808645
Edible but not appetizing
>>22808646
Gets hit on a lot
Still complains about being single
>>22808646
You like taking nudes, but it's a huge hassle for you at the same time.
>>22808644
You're very pro-socks
>>22808638
You generally are more satisfied with your photography of things than you are of people
>>22808627
You're considering another piercing, but you also know you're not going to do it
>>22808608
You prefer eating out to cooking
>>22808595
The thing you look forward to most at the end of the day is relaxing by yourself.
>>22808559
I've already told you you get hot very easily. I'll also wager that you thought your last gf was pretty much in your league
>>22808665
no you sound adorable. i have no idea how to explain what i meant. like you drag your vowels a bit in your voice is what i meant
but nah obvi not true <3
>>22808646
wasnt goth or emo at all as an adolescent but likes that edgy look now bc it looks good on you
>>22808642
ur very cool
>>22808638
people are intimidated by you but youre super friendly and nice
>>22807520
is english
>>22808481
likes ironic memes
>>22808497
loves this board in particular but is awesome
>>22808520
despite appearance, is a very soft and caring person
>>22808552
forgets to crop his selfies a bit so they don't turn out sideways
>>22808559
is in a rock band
>>22808595
loves coffee shops and anonymous
>>22808608
can be antisocial at times
>>22808620
always finds a way to get out of doing things
>>22808627
smokes the ganja
>>22808638
actually doesn't like photography
>>22808642
finds it hard to get along with parents at times
>>22808644
loves staying indoors with the heater on and a good book/movie
>>22808646
goddamn.jpg
likes to eat insane amounts but never gets fat (which I hate)
>>22808665
in 5 days of growth it looks like a dwarf shat on my face. Its horrible.
>>22808520
you have a strange attraction to the north pole and can't tell why
>>22808595
has a great taste in film
>>22808620
sounds like a rollicking good time. you hate when people assume you're gay, crawling with chicks
>>22808627
complete mystery to me
>>22808644
you werent supposed to tell anyone. your female friends are jealous of your hair but you don't need to spend a lot of time on it
>>22808693
A double tongue piercing or a taint piercing.
And I'm definitely getting it.
>>22808704
D'aw, thank you. <3
>>22808714
I am never wearing my rasta hat in one of these threads again.
Technically I don't have anything against weed but it's been over half a year.
>>22808723
I dunno, bby, it looked nice to me, at least.
>>22808686
i have/had self esteem issues and they def had a cause. but not as much anymore
>>22808693
lmao thats funny bc in high school i was not pro socks at all. now im normal with them. you have a good amount of friends and youre the type of person who random strangers come up to ask for directions or something
>>22808714
you are so lovely. you have a deep voice and youre interesting in business or accounting
>>22808727
ha. im not sure if theyre jealous of my hair but all i do is wash my hair and yeah thats it
>>22808645
btw these look so good
>>22808686
Nor as much as I'd like but yeah I guess
>>22808693
Definitely, though candid pics are the best.
I'd assume your a cat person and got one as soon as you could in college
>>22808704
I don't think people are ever intimidated by me.
I'd guess you like to listen to alt music, not necessarily the alternative genre but just more off the wall, deep in SoundCloud stuff
>>22808714
I find it interesting but I'm not good at it so sorta right.
You've already got 60 hours in Fallout 4.
>>22808481
Lowkey or maybe highkey still plays Yugioh
>>22808497
Chain smokes cigarettes to look cool, and manages to actually look cool
>>22808520
Swears up and down that her piercings "didn't hurt at all"
>>22808552
Pretty friendly but constantly gets stuck in friend zone
>>22808559
Would go purging
>>22808595
Listens to metal and thinks pretty highly of his music tastes
>>22808608
Good looking, but lacks confidence to ask people out
>>22808620
Plays COD and calls everyone a bunch of fucking pussies
>>22808627
Eclectic, but manages to not be awkward
>>22808638
People are afraid to talk to you because of you being fit, but you are a nerd at heart
>>22808642
Still listens to blink 182
>>22808644
Reads and loves cats more than people
>>22808646
Really cares if her eyebrows are on fleek or not (they are)
>>22808693
You're wearing loafers in this photo
>>22808714
You seem mad nice. Almost too nice.
>>22808552
All true except never been drunk.
>>22808595
Correct.
>>22808608
Um they're not magnetic.
>>22808627
Never drinked.
>>22808644
True.
>>22808714
I hope so.
>>22808727
Helll na
>>22808846
All mine hurt like hell but one.
>>22807520
Auditioned for the role of Peter Baelish on Game of Thrones, but got rejected.
>>22808481
Auditioned for lead wizard in a movie about sorcery.
>>22808497
Auditioned for a role on Workaholics, but didn't look stoned enough for it.
Ok enough of that.
>>22808520
Craves attention but "doesn't want it," so gets piercings. Extremely narcissistic. Thinks the world is dumb and you're different than the "rest." But you're actually an overwhelmingly passionate human being who would love nothing more than to stare into the eyes of her lover, forever. With jetpacks. Just like everyone else.
>>22808552
Gets tired of being called Mexican, or a drug cartel member, or if with he's the cleaning crew. Posts pictures on an anonymous image board at the cool Dutch angle of 90 degrees.
>>22808559
Has a crush on 5-6 women, but doesn't want to have to change himself. Wants someone to accept him as is, but he knows the game has to be played at some point.
>>22808595
Uses generic one liners in verbal conversations that are copy pasted from pop cult and media exposure. Wants America to be great again.
>>22808608
Walks into a room and gets approached by women. Gives attraction advice, although it doesn't apply, because dressing like Mac from Always Sunny is a sure fire way to smash gash (your pic obv related).
>>22808638
You bought that camera for this purpose.
>>22808642
You're so concerned with fitting in that you believe you enjoy listening to the cacophony known as The Ramones, as well as the flavour of tobacco. Owns a PS4, and at least one Call of Duty. Doesn't admit he uses it for games.
>>22808644
Fairy in a land of monsters.
>>22808646
Monster in a land of fairies.
>>22808795
not really tbqh
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1hMkzNMSwl6
>>22808846
thanks :D
I assume you're quite the nice person yourself
>>22808757
kek
>>22808800
don't even have the game :p
>>22808846
is your name erin?
>>22808958
nope! where are you from? i do like your voice a lot haha
>>22808929
aw<3. lives in a huge city. maybe nyc
>>22808846
i read + like cats but i like people more than animals now i think. very odd. people think youre sad but you suffer from resting bitch face
>>22808800
sometimes i do lol
>>22808994
Nope.
>>22808998
huh. you look really similar to this girl i met once. where are you from?
>>22809003
From Alabama, live in Arizona.
>>22807520
You cry after sex.
>>22808929
You think that you are so smart, but you are a normal guy on a big city
>>22808714
Looks like a nice person
>>22808642
cool bro
>>22808997
australia senpai
>>22809022
thanks, you look like a cool guy to hang with
>>22808608
so i'm invisible boy from mystery men? alright i like it. i agree with ither anon you look like mac for Always Sunny
>>22808898
i'm kidding of course i just like to mess. you seem like a very confident girl who probably has more guys chasing her than she thinks
>>22808686
No tub, but in the floor
>>22808704
Not so cool haha
>>22808714
Actually my relation with my parents is good, you look like a good person
>>22808846
Ugh! blink 182
>>22808929
I don't have a ps4, just a 360 =(
>>22809022
ethnicity? guessing latino
>>22809022
Looks like a smart guy, who has seen things haha
>>22807520
You write poetry. It's okay.
>>22808714
You played lacrosse or soccer in high school.
>>22808846
You have a tumblr
>>22808929
You're more of a weight lifting guy than a cardio guy
>>22808693
You attract a lot of girls as friends
>>22808646
Has gotten into photography once or twice but it never stuck
>>22808620
Has a tinder, is a frequent user
>>22808608
Is not as confident as you should be
>>22808559
Has a cool girlfriend that you do cool shit with
>>22808846
>nerd at heart
Bingo
I'd guess you're into some sort of graphic design for some reason
>>22808929
Nope. Just wanted one and bought it.
I'd guess youre a big football fan but live far from home so you're always the odd one out on gamedays
>>22807520
I assume you just got out of a 3 year relationship and are manwhoring it up atm.
>>22808481
hng you're such a potential qt if you just did something with yourself. I assume you have low self esteem and you aren't too nice about it.
>>22808497
I think you shed a secret tear when watching sad documentaries.
>>22808520
Tries to act ghetto.
>>22808552
You're the punching bag of the friendgroup.
>>22808559
Most of your life is going uphill aside from your love life.
>>22808595
Wanted to breed dogs as a child.
>>22808608
/r9k/ immigrant.
>>22808620
Manlet.
>>22808627
Has NPD.
>>22808638
Has a fiance who hates that you spend so much time on 4chan.
>>22808642
NEET who lives with mother.
>>22808644
Movies bore you but you love the theatre popcorn.
>>22808646
stuck in 2005 and misses myspace.
>>22808693
Utterly whitewashed Canasian.
>>22808714
Will do nothing but shitpost people crying about the cold for the next few months.
>>22808846
loses breath rolling out of bed, can't touch toes.
>>22808929
People cross the road so they don't have to walk past you.
>>22809022
You play football. (soccer if amerifag)
>>22809049
You are the worst kind of person. You didn't contribute and you didn't even return the favor for people who assumed you. You also seem incredibly boring from your responses, as well as having shit taste in cigarettes
>>22809078
Posts about body positivity on tumblr. Rages on the inside when looking at skinny girls showing off their bodies.
>>22809078
WTF is wrong with your nose? is the photo?
>>22809099
I laughed at all your harsh responses.
Back to /b/.
8/10 if real tho. Probably molested as a child.
>>22809107
It's the shadow. I'd never noticed! It makes it look all wonky.
>>22809105
Nah, not so much actually
>>22809078
hates pants. And I did play a little bit of both in PE
>>22809099
:^)
>pic related
>>22809099
You know nothing of my immigration status. Some people just like to take vacations.
>>22809078
I.. I am confident!
>>22809138
tru
>>22809141
That's good then!!
>>22809131
I don't think they're that harsh. It wasn't the intention.
I don't browse /b/ never really have.
domo anon. Haven't ever been molested tho.
>>22809099
i like movies but i hate movie theater popcorn. the smell is gross to me. prob bc i puked popcorn like crazy when i was 3. you dont give a fuck about what people think and you only truly care about like 5 people in your life
>>22809134
when you were a kid your tooth was really sharp and people used to say you were a vampire to bother you
>>22809147
No you. Piss off you qtp2t
>>22809099
Actually i live 500 miles away from my mom, in my own apartment, and i'm at university.
You live with your parents and love anime, how old are you?
>>22809099
Fiance? I wish
Id guess you're into manga or k pop. May or may not have Battle Royale memorized.
>>22809052
Yes :)
>>22809134
thats better hahaha
>>22809148
You gave some people legit criticism instead of assumptions
>fat
>manlet
>ghetto/ugly
But thank you for encompassing the spirit of 4chan.
Protip: /b/is trash these days anyways
>>22809150
There's never been anything more accurate said ever. When I was little, I tried to take a nail file to my teeth but my mom caught me. Now I like them though!
>>22809152
..oh
>>22809078
How did you guess?
>>22809185
sorry what?
>>22809179
Not like I can ask for contact or anything so its not like this can go further.
I also bet you prefer otters to vultures. You look like you hate vultures.
>>22809191
Sorry, a mistake, actually is for >>22809099
i play football, how did you guess
>>22809134
damn nice hair, it suits you
>>22809101
he did for me at least, relax m8
lol im so bad at these but i try ok????
>>22809099
is ambidextrous
>>22809078
freshman at college idk hard 2 tell
o update: >>22809134
writer?
>>22809022
likes night clubs, in theory
>>22808929
invests in smoking paraphernalia
>>22808846
follows makeup chanels on youtube or w/e
>>22808714
like economics or something
>>22808693
takes a lot of food pictures
>>22809204
Hey lamb
Hope things are going well for ya
>>22809210
cool thanks
>>22809195
Otters vs. vultures. Is that literal?
>>22809202
Aw thanks! I wish it looked that nice all the time
>>22809204
did my super tiny dorm room give it away? But no, I'm not a writer really. c:
>>22809217
[spoiler] figure it out~ [/spoilers dont work here]
>>22809204
obviously
>>22809217
lol ya get distracted by background stuff in pix so the first picure all i noticed was the dorm and the target rug and i think ppl go dorm shopping there
idk what not a writer really means, sounds like a lil writer~
>>22809153
I've lived on my own in my own apartment for 2 years now, in a different continent from my parents. 18, 19 in Jan.
>>22809158
Into manga, K-pop is ok. BR was ok but not anything special imo.
>>22809176
Domo anon. I've noticed.
>>22809200
The way you dress gives it away.
>>22809204
You're cute. You're like a edgier tumblr version of petite meller.
and nope not right.
I assume your main hobby is art. Sketching to be exact.
>>22809223
If i had to choose to fight an otter or a vulture, I could probably kick an otters ass
>>22809239
Yeah, that's prolly where it's from. It's actually my roomie's rug. I write papers pretty well, but that's it. I was an intense poetry writer back in the 8th grade though!!
>>22809250
WHY WOULD YOU HURT AN OTTER? What is wrong with you?
Its always the cute ones who are violent
>>22809204
Off course, i love night clubs, you look cool, with a great hair, you live in a cool apartment and you love party night
not sure what faces i make in public and all of them feel wrong here.
>>22809204
rarely lively and sarcastic to the point of being a subject of toleration than anything else.
>>22809134
bubbly with a limp edge that a lot of guys still get caught up on
>>22809099
rough psycho with a dense mind, dense being well-connected yet self-assured to the point of irrationally stubborn
>>22809022
fairly passive but speaks only when he knows what he's talking about rather than just to fill the air with conversation.
>>22808929
mildly disgruntled stoner that still feels the need to put up fronts but is genuine around the right people, however select
>>22808846
used to expose douchebags like me who struggle to feign sensitivity and just end up coming off more douchey in the process.
>>22808714
nerd, probably has various odd masturbatory habits that he's shameless about and that's what makes him cool only around guys despite that being retarded.
>>22808646
had her soul sucked out through her face via instagram
>>22809216
wlcm
>>22809244
I only watched it recently. It was better than I thought it would be in a few ways.
Can't believe how much The Hunger games actually ripped off of it though.
>>22809255
I said if I had to! If it were life or death. I wouldn't just kick an innocent otter. :c
>>22809262
A limp edge? Explain
>>22809244
i've never heard of her before but i'm gonna have to listen to her stuff looks interesting
so idk if i'm a edgy tumblr version of her b/c idk her but she cute so thank u
and nah idk how 2 draw or any of that stuff. my main hobby is culinary
>>22809266
No. forevermore I will mention this in random threads I pass by or happen to and mention to everybody how you would gladly hurt an otter.
OTTERABUSER-CHAN
>>22809266
like tiny cat teeth. some girls are more eviscerating with their critiques, but you probably just say something deceptively light that irks them for a bit.
more a statement on their incompetency to figure out what you meant than your ability to get a point across.
>>22809277
Oh my :c
>>22809279
I suppose that isn't too far off
>>22809282
otterabuser-chan.
>>22809138
Whatever I'm inside so the cold won't get me.
>>22809150
I'm probs just projecting since I don't really dig movies that much but love the popcorn.
And yup spot on.
>>22809262
I don't know if I'm a psycho but other than that ,spot on. I'll assume you have a lot to say, but rarely say it, esp if you think you'll lose face.
>>22809265
My thoughts exactly when seeing the Hunger Games.
>>22809267
She has the nymphet look going on so her style rather than her music drew me in. Her music grew on me though. And it is a compliment ;p
Oh you don't look like a cook desu. Might be personal but do you have an ED? I used to spend most my time cooking when I was suffering w/ one.
>>22809285
(◕︵◕)
>>22808997
Nailed it
>>22809022
Lukewarm
>>22809049
Black Friday approacheth, get one then
>>22809078
Neither!
>>22809090
I joined a fantasy league last year. That's the extent of my football (and all sports) exposure pretty much ever!
>>22809099
You were raised by cats, operated on at a young age to remove a lung tumor that turned out to be a hairball, your spirit animal is Johnny Depp, and you're so like, totally like, into horror movie culture and torture porn. The cat ears are revealing of your past; the color of your future.
>>22809204
Despite your best efforts to be a proper lady, looking to your surroundings for inspiration, you find yourself unsatisfied by your options. The jewelries and boyish gazes you've acquired fill a void, but not as much as the compliments you get when you dye your hair. Knows extreme bliss and overwhelming depression.
>>22809257
my apartment used 2 be an orphanage so i reckon that p cool
idk what party night is. is that like a specific thing or a general i like night time parties???
>>22809262
sounds p good to me. if it's not true, i wish it were
>>22809293
Don't abuse small animals for your entertainment in your next life.
>>22809296
Oh! Well then
>>22809300
is that a threat
>>22809306
n-no please dont hurt me ;_;
>>22809292
somewhat, got that job and residual racist tendencies.
I assume you all are good hearted people just trying to find a way to survive this crazy world
>>22809318
I only hurt otters apparently
>>22809331
What did they do to you though.
>>22809262
I laughed
>>22809204
Nope
>>22809337
So many secrets I cannot tell you
>>22809344
>i will never know an anon this fun
it hurts to live.
>>22809099
>secret
lol, no. I cry like a bitch. I'm not very manly.
You don't cry when watching sad movies. Finds it hard to connect to people on a personal level (not related to the movie thing)
>>22809244
>BR was ok
>not anything special imo
pic related
>>22809204
bit of a man eater. straight forward
>>22808552
I think that's pretty accurate. But some people hate me :/
You were huge into Call of Duty in HS
>>22808559
True at the first part. But I have a lot of acquaintances, but only like 4 friends that I actually hang out with regularly.
You ran track in HS and you were very good at it.
>>22808595
Some of my ancestors are Scandinavian, but I'm mostly Irish and Scottish :P
You are in sales and you make a very comfortable living for your age
>>22808608
Meh
Thinking about joining the army.
>>22808620
Not really, but I have a very hard time falling asleep.
You are studying law
>>22808627
>tfw no mountains near me to spend time in
You are very extroverted. Easy to approach
>>22808638
Definitely.
You are a Marine
>>22808644
lolno
You... holy fuck I've made so many assumptions about you :P You really hate beetles?
>>22808646
I really only know how to make mac n cheese, desu senpai
You listen to very aggressive music.
>>22808714
Nothin' better to do when you're up all night :P
You live in the UK?
>>22808846
I'll smoke with friends if they are. .... i-i hope I look cool :3
You are really into bethesda games
>>22808929
I know your assumption was a joke, but I actually did use to do a bit of acting :P
You live in California. you don't smoke weed. you're married
pls have enough lines :O
>>22809360
Im a skype only.
>>22809361
HA! jokes on you I was already in the army!
>>22809367
what's your skype?
>>22809361
I never used to cry during sad movies, now I've cried every time a movie or doc focus's on abandonment. I've become soft. And I do think I'm can relate to almost anyone if they are 100% open and honest.
And BR was cool but Nippon has produced better material.
>>22809361
Don't live there but I live in one of their prison colonies desu
>>22809292
LOL idk! i dont think i do, but that's a whole complic8d thing that no one gets. but i guess based off medical history, the conclusion is possible!
>>22809296
idk y this was rly funny. like it doesnt rly make sense but i appreciate the depth that went in2 this.
boyish gazes omg. does that mean i have a boyish gaze 2 fill my void?? also i dont have jewelry...in the sense of like nice stuff, like stuff that isn't nickel or w/e. neway, thats not how i fill voids or w/e. but the last part is prob true since my doctor said i m biploar or something dum like that
>>22809361
lmao. i know. i dont hate beetles but, one time like 6 years ago, i was on the bus and a beetle kept buzzing around me and it was pissing me off and didnt go away. got off bus and was around with friends for like 3 hours. went home and showered, undid my hair bun, beetle came flying out of my hair in the shower. i was so fucking freaked out lol
>>22809361
Pretty close. I lived in Cali for a few months and just moved back to NYC. Not married, but just ended a 5 year long term. Also the smoking was accurate until this month. Good guesses!
>>22809322
You assume correctly.
>>22809262
I'm the opposite of disgruntled (very much gruntled) and I'm an open book!
You think you're weird when you react differently than a "normal" person. Satisfied with mediocrity yet holds extremely high standards. Far too engrossed with how people perceive you. Says Netflix and Chill unironically.
>>22809078
You had a dream about showing up to school with no pants. This picture was a test run for this exciting new prospect. You ask people if you look pretty and know they won't say no, because who would? You don't keep up with the Kardashians.
>>22809467
close except for the netflix and chill part, never been and will never be in a position to use that correctly.
>>22809397
I meant the way boys stare at you. Glad you laughed! I'm definitely laughing as I type these things too.
FYI, full disclosure: everyone is bipolar.
>>22809490
This
>>22809413
Fuck that. I once had a large cockroach hiding in my towel when I was having a shower, that was scary.
>>22809361
nah im rly bad at bein str8 forward and men r weird
>>22809490
o gross boys
and idk about that but ya every1 crazy whats normal etc
>>22809099
accurate! things are looking up, but no luck in the dating game kek. you're single only because you want to be, it's a comfortable place to be for the most part. i feel ya sis
>>22809078
would've been accurate a few weeks ago! you're very decisive, but not argumentative. also a book worm
>>22808929
also accurate, i'm just an open book aren't i? you're very social, probably a fairly large friend group. typically the designated driver
>>22809556
Oh my, I'm sorry. And I think that's very true on my end.
>>22809673
it's okay! no need to be sorry i'm totally over it. glad my assumption was correct kek
>>22809556
That's accurate, although I'm never the designated driver.
>>22807520
generic uk man
>>22808481
got into hogwarts
>>22808497
is >>22808481's sidekick
>>22808520
likes metal
>>22808552
doesn't like to shave
>>22808559
tries hard to make people like him
>>22808595
lives a boring life
>>22808608
trying hard to keep it together
>>22808620
cool guy
>>22808627
sad person who is nerdy
>>22808638
not asian enough
>>22808642
feels like his life is always on its side
>>22808644
Likes attention but not a whore
>>22808645
in someone's stomach
>>22808646
needs longer shirts
>>22808693
good kid
>>22808714
can't decide which member of TSM he is
>>22808846
depressed
>>22808929
lowkey autism
>>22809022
wants to be loved
>>22809078
has a long shirt
>>22809099
likes s&m
>>22809134
twins
>>22809204
has a very contrasting life
>>22809262
normal well-rounded individual
>>22809322
vapes
>>22809361
a real hottie
>>22807520
>>22810401
forgot divine judgement
>>22809919
Psuedo-intellectual but not a faggot
>>22809322
SJW piece 'o shit
>>22809262
Serial killer
>>22809204
Enjoys being called a slut late at night
>>22809134
Attention seeker but otherwise cool
>>22809099
Yandere
>>22809078
Timid but outwardly outgoing
>>22809022
Normie faggot
>>22808929
Tough motherfucker, but not a dickhead
>>22808846
Blames everyone else for dumping her despite being entirely to blame
>>22808714
easy going as fuck
>>22808693
pretends to like everyone but is full of animosity >>22808646
Daddy issues
>>22808644
watches boku no picu
>>22808642
tries hard to look cool
>>22808638
Narcissistic personality disorder
r8 m8
>>22810426
3 edgy 5 me, but at least not an emo shitlord
>>22810401
has been on 4chan since the dawn of time
>>22810436
Accurate
>>22808644
you assumed that before, I am not really that quiet, eg I always give my opinion, especially when not asked ;)
you use uncommon hair products
I am simply just fabolous since I shaved...
>>22810421
Not diagnosed with that, so maybe?
You play MTG or Hearthstone
>>22809891
실례합니다
>>22811990
MTG, on occasion
>>22811106
has gandalfs crotch-beard
