/imt/ - Ideal Mate Thread
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Here we go again
nah.nope3 on skype
>>22802783
Added you got ignored?
>>22802809
????
>>22802814
Will send again just now.
>>22802725
Gib contact pls
>>22802822
steamcommunity.com/id/Spacefriend6
>>22802814
add me please x.x
ME:
27 m straight
Chubby, or fat; depending where your cut off point is.
6'1’’
white
brown hair
beard (clean shaven at the moment due to work)
musician (drums/guitar/bass/learning piano)
wide selection of listening music
sarcastic and witty
doesn’t play video games… at all.
open to new things
high sex drive
well hung; for fat guy at least
would rather go down on you than you going down on me
don't smoke or do drugs
occasional/social drinker
great well rounded sense of humor
laid back and down to Earth; at times a little too laid back and chill
knows when to be funny/serious
not religious what so ever; not atheist, not Christian, not agnostic… just not religious; someone told me its called Apatheism if you had to put a label on it
tend to swear more than I should
enjoys going out, but also staying at home watching old episodes of It's Always Sunny and South Park
Have a bad habit of biting my fingernails
have two jobs
going to school
HER:
18-30 female
5’3-6’0
Not too huge/not too skinny
Don’t care about race; but I do have a soft spot for black/white mixed girls
Don’t care if you get drunk and/or high, just as long as you’re not a tool about it
Tattoos, piercings, and glasses are a definite plus
I tend to “spoil” my significant others
I like a little bit of tomboy in my girls
Will show and introduce me to new things/adventures
Really, not all that picky
If interested;
Kik: pinching_a_loaf
Snapchat: pinchingaloaf
Skype= pinching.a.loaf
>>22802725
add me senpai i'll shit on you in hearthstone then we can argue about how cheap/balanced my deck is
kik degozaruu
line degozaruu
skype fortedahlia
a-any average grills here who play vidya primarily on nintendo consoles?
i hope i'm not asking for too much
Trying this again even though I'm in the middle of nowhere
>>22803360
>non-template thread
whoops wrong one
>>22803670
Changed something I had from another thread because I didn't feel like editing those little hipster dudes.
>>22802725
Hello
Yeeeeeeep
24/m/MD. New friends are always nice too. Kik is better for me as i can respond faster, but we can move to skype later if you prefer.
THE POWER OF NOTEPAD COMPELS YOU
>>22802878
>likes cooking
Sounds good
>>22807263
Also bump
18/F
Dumb weeb, NEET girl who really likes folk punk, emo, and indie looking for friends to play league of legends and Magic: The Gathering with.
Skype: hikikomorons
Me:
>18/M/VA 804
>5'7" with black hair and glasses, average build
>Currently in college studying to be a musician (I play alto sax and occasionally attempt to write music)
>I also partake in the anime and vidya frequently
>I listen to pretty much any kind of music
>I enjoy movies extensively, mostly comedies/action/sci-fi type fare, but not limited to those three
>Bit of an introvert, I love to stay inside and just cuddle/chill/whatever
You:
>Female, around my height and lives preferably close
>Straight
>Not too picky physically, just as long as you aren't overly chubby/fat
>Someone who enjoys anything I mentioned above, or even some new things you'd like to introduce me to
>Not required, but if you're a creative type (artist, musician, etc) that's a definite plus
>Must enjoy cuddling
Anything else is pretty flexible. Both my skype and kik are xxmistermanxx.
>>22804172
hey you sound like a really cool dude any luck so far?
>>22804172
Literally
Added
I have some music for you to fall asleep to.
>>22808991
Not so far, but thanks for the compliment! I'm cool with just chatting too (guys included) feel free to contact me.
>>22809402
That would be figuratively perfect, thanks
Spent a good 40 minutes on this.
Pump up the volume.
ME:
24 Male Heterosexual
Overweight but tall so it evens out
Bearded
Enjoys video games and geeky things
Philosophy student (I would love to talk to you about this!)
Very possessive and somewhat dominant in relationships. I expect your attention.
Mate:
Female
Age isn't very important.
Smokes cigarettes (Especially if you are unapologetic about it)
Will indulge me in their own interests, preferably if they involve games or literature.
Likes attention.
(I can get bad at responding in general, woops. Please don't take it personally if I don't reply in a reasonable timeframe.
>>22802719
why the fuck did ir matter if imt had a template or not?
why couldnt people just post whatever they wanted instead of being an ocd autist and spliting the threads.
what a load of fuck
>>22813509
I hope it's a social experiment to see if one guy can convince /soc/ to act differently by telling them to. The alternative is that someone let their autistic child on the internet for too long.
>>22813663
thanks m8 at least someone agrees it was retarded.
hell people used to post whatever they wanted anyway in the regular imt anyway.
but it is funny that the info graph thread has more posts in it.
Rebel
>>22814031
More like retard
>>22813302
Dude. How the fuck are you single?
>>22813302
qt/10 but I don't have kik
skype is mrfritzer
>>22814648
>>22814648
pic didn't post, trying again
>>22813302
>Holy shit, this girl and I actually do seem to have a lot in common, maybe I should-
>CA
Aw, that's a shame.
>>22813302
1. Do you have a skype?
2. Canada or California?
>>22815415
Oops, I meant California.
I have a skype but prefer not to use it since the one that's active on my phone is mostly used for work related junk. Sorry!
>>22803639
>>22812438
>>>/soc//fuckoff/ with your forced bullshit.
>>22802725
Hope you still there add me.
Skype: MartialGod
poasting muh shiz
>>22816349
Bearded etc etc here, what state are you in?
>>22816381
California
>>22815699
Soo you couldn't just make a new skype account?
>that's active on my phone is mostly used for work related junk.
You don't have a computer or what? (I mainly use skype & steam for messaging but via my desktop rather than my phone)
>>22816405
Everyone's gotta cater to you huh. I've honestly seen you posting here since years ago in every thread. No surprise given by how your attitude hasn't improved since the beginning lol
>>22816349
damn you're short
well it's 2015 so maybe you're trans-Tall
too bad you don't live in canada
was curious what you might be like
>>22816349
Contact info?
m looking for any femanon on the east coast who will just let me play with her feet ;-;
Hey guys
>>22817369
I'm 19, but other than that, I think I fit what you want fairly well
>>22817384
That's alright. Do you have skype?
>>22817404
I do indeed. Winstoncurlyfries
>>22817384
>>22817413
sorry but the rate at which i see your name popping up it seems like you fit fairly well with every girl from these threads for the past month
>>22817369
You, where are you from?
>>22817442
Its up to you
>people who list the bands they like
fucking kek.
>>22817413
We talked before and we didn't really get along. Good luck though.
>>22817442
To be fair my picture is vague.
I just moved to Oregon.
>>22817510
I thought as much. You too!
>>22817442
I made one just for you
>>22817369
Wow, you're perfect.
Too bad I live too far from you :(
>>22808347
are you good at league?
>>22802725
What Province?
>>22816349
I fit well, just no beard.
Also I'm from Florida, so being far kinda sucks
>>22802783
Trouble receiving adds?
>>22816349
add me on skype? ceruleanwind
My phone doesn't support that doll shit so let me penetrate you with my text version
Me:
- female
- Mexican from Texas
- 5'2"
- 125 lbs
- pale as fuck
- short brown hair
- piercings/tattoos
- vegetarian
- bipolar type II
- barista
- likes dank memes
- vengeful as fuck
- clingy
- I don't care for any of the candidates currently running
- obsessive
You:
- not overweight
- not black or Asian (sorrynotsorry)
- non-religious
- doesn't have micropenis
Literally my only requirements because I am so damaged no one will ever love me and I just sit around and laugh at stupid memes and play Harvest Moon forever
Kik: creepitcuddly
>>22818819
tell you want you give me a dank meme i'll do whatever
My expectations:
I consider her a friend
She likes music that I don't hate
She'll smoke fat bowls with me
Shes gotta be open minded cause I'm a weird little dude.
>>22818867
picture fucked off
>>22818847
Show YOU a dank meme? That hardly seems fair
>>22818891
i dunno, i don't give out dank shit for free.
If you're not up to the level I dunno if we can trade
>>22818896
Kik me then fgt
>>22817726
That sucks. I don't really mind if you don't.
Otherwise, good luck.
>>22818910
waiting on that good shit
>>22817369
hey qt 3.14
my skype is mrfritzer
>>22817369
my skype is exposureee if you'd want to talk. you seem pretty cool.
>>22817369
Hey, I think we might get along well. Interested in skyping?
>>22819329
What's your skype?
>tfw fucking lauren was the only person you've ever gotten along with from these threads
someone play FFXIV with me so I don't kill myself grinding tomes alone
>>22819852
i wanna cuddle you m8, no homo
>>22819852
Would cuddle 10/10
>>22819409
shaynehall12
me:
23/f/bi/white/pennsylvania
5'10", chubby/fat, glasses, tattoos, doesn't like to shave, clean
college grad, work in bookstore
reads every day, tries to write some
punk (pop/ska/pv/grindcore), metal (sludge/doom/stoner), folk, instrumental, some electronic and pop
tries to watch a new movie a few times a week, really like horror, classics, and documentaries
animal lover, mostly vegetarian
stoner, marxist feminist, deist
plays some vidya
you:
m or f
race/height/weight largely irrelevant tho i do like chub
women close to my age, men a bit older
lives near me
similar interests/beliefs/hobbies
needs to be able to hold a conversation
has a social life, not clingy/possessive/jealous, not distant and cold either
likes movie marathons as much as nights out
kind, honest, effusive, silly, affectionate, clever, smart, adventurous, supportive, creative
has to make me laugh
kind to animals, kids, old people, workers
good in bed
>>22820200
kik?
if you dont wanna post yours i can post mine
>>22820235
post yours, i don't like to give mine out
>>22820263
OnlyNeedJekyl
Let me know its you somehow idk
>>22817369
Hey I'm in Oregon too - and quite taller than you. Let's chat.
throw.away 8766
skype no spaces
I have very high standards.
Hi people
>>22819852
You still in university, broski? I see you around campus every now and then. Hope you're doing well, friend.
>>22820562
. . . . .
me:
male
22 years old
US
hates living
no goals or motivation
willing to do anything though
plays vidya all day every day
works
self harms
smokes
drinks a lot whenever i have booze
you:
willing to be my friend
damn i hope i don't sound too picky
>>22820618
That expression in your file field...
Well, I won't grace it with a description.
>>22820629
Will be friend
>>22802783
Added you on skype early yesterday. Are you on skype often?
>>22820616
Why don't you say hi then I'm so lonely fuck
I'm probably making a mistake
>>22816349
Post contact info. I like your thing you wrote about yourself
>me
25 M europe
Straight
Likes sports, gaming, technology, music, movies
im a nice guy tho i can be weird. i say what i feel like, dont feel much shame ever
>you
18+ Female where ever
Likes sports and gaming.
dont care much for looks as long as youre not a landwhale
just be chatty and we'll see if we get along
skype= switch_gld
im not going to fill in the whole list because its not going to promise anything about us getting along. best to get to know me personally
hi
>>22822156
im actually curious and would like to talk
see post above
>>22822156
Que parte de México?
How chubby?
Give contact
>>22820630
What makes you say that she's a sperg?
>>22822263
we have talked before and it didnt really work out
if you're up to it i would like to give it a go again!
>>22822285
nl
not skinny nor either?? also working on dropping a few pounds
skype pudu.s
>>22822304
not skinny nor fat either**
>>22822304
sure :) id like to try, dont know who you are so im curious now
I'm moving in with the guy I met and fell in love with on ideal mate. He's basically the opposite of me and we didn't have much in common at first, but we shared our interests and did stuff together and we get along excellently. If someone has a good vibe, don't dismiss them because of their interests or if they're not your usual type. That is what I learned.
>>22822408SHE HAS THE RIGHT IDEA! GET HER!
On an unrelated note:
>Me
18 male, probably less knowledgeable in some standard things than I should be, straight also.
I'm an introvert in that I love meeting and hanging out with people but when I am out of energy I need to recharge by myself, or with someone I closely trust. I trust easy, I believe in the good in people even though I try to be a realist, I do lean towards the optimistic side of things though. I'm not weird, if I am I don't know it. I kinda just wanna be some guy. I had good manners and patience beaten into me when I was young, literally, and have grown to really care about the impressions I give. I have problems like anyone but I'm at least stable and try my best.
Gaming is my life. I play, I study, and I'm working towards design. I'm also a computer guy and engineering is an interesting topic to me. Still got a lot to learn. Anime, comedy movies, action thrillers, all good pastimes. Haven't drank yet, might start socially. I really want to look and do my best and though I care for me, I care for everybody around me too. I've been known to be clingy, overly affectionate and sometimes use big, exasperating words, and while social I am quiet yo the point where shouting is just something I can't do. Deep personal stuff, I'll save for only if someone likes. Oh, but I am not religious. Just...I don't know, never was but tolerant of it.
>her
Not totally sure. What you like or dislike is fine. If you have shared interests, great. If you like other things, cool. Just be willing to try my stuff and I'll try yours. As long as it is someone tolerant enough to play caretaker sometimes while I get my crap together I think you're doing plenty and are a great person already.
Oh and contact: Skype and kik are both 'dewybmt'.
(Too long...)
>>22820630
yeah, you right, you right. I am all of the above.
>>22820630
Don't you have anything better to do with your time?
I keep seeing you reply to her posts, and that's really sad.
What a salty aspie
ME:
Got a dick.
HER:
Doesn't have a dick.
>>22817369
Not kidding about the autism
>>22822783
Why would you think I was kidding?
>>22822602
shit at league aww... man ya cant be that bad
there's really no good comment I could leave with my image that might catch your attention so I figured I'd say this instead
>>22823044
I'm a silver-gold shitter.
>>22823104
please don't let me look at this until 4am by myself every weekend anymore
>>22823173
i think you missed the exit for r9k. its never too late to turn around
>>22823119
did you ever try to get better? also NA or EU
>>22823267
Both, I'm trying to get better. I've been playing league for less than a year, so I still have a long way to go, but I feel like I'm doing okay.
Me:
20 M Swe
Currently studying to become a teacher.
Likes reading, listening to music and watching movies, but I like to discuss it afterwards even more.
I collect records and go to quite a lot of concerts, but can't play music at all myself.
I love dogs, specifically my dog.
I really like beer.
Need coffee to properly function.
I have a pretty dorky sense of humor and I'd probably make you laugh, though maybe not because I'm funny.
I'm patient and calm, can seem quiet at times.
Her:
About my age.
Interested in music, movies and/or books.
Likes to read in to, and over think stuff.
Liked to experience new stuff, both in terms of art and stuff and just life in general.
Easygoing, doesn't take herself overly seriously.
Values being nice to people.
Vague personal quality that can probably aply to most people.
Not sure how one is "quirky", but that is probably a plus.
Passionate about something, even if it's just mildly.
Nice and caring.
I'll leave my kik here, just in case. Worth to note that you don't have to be an "ideal mate" to say hi, you just have to feel like saying hi.
Kik: boringandstuff
Also, pic unrelated.
How do you check what your kik name is?
>>22823354
playing only ranked? also how do you play both in EU and NA the latency would kill me
>>22823416
I mostly only play ranked. I get 100 ping on EUW so it's not bad, that's how it used to be on NA for me. You should just add me on Skype, so we can talk.
>>22823429
did
>>22802719
Me -
Stats:
22/M/Montreal
White, 175-180lbs, and 6'0 tall
decently handsome/cute
engineering student in uni
introverted and polite but as I get to know someone I reveal how tsundere I am
Likes:
death/doom/black metal and folk; occasionally trap and edm
vidya games
physical training (usually weightlifting but I'm willing to learn almost anything)
anime/manga (favorites include: fist of the north star, berserk, yu yu hakusho, golden boy, cromartie high)
cooking
hiking/observing nature
Ideals:
Traditionalism
Kinda nationalistic so I feel like I don't belong in Canada
Agnostic leaning towards theism
My ultimate goal in life is to be a great father
You -
Stats:
18-20ish/XX chromosomes/Nearby (Closer the better)
100-180lbs depending on your height
cutie pie with some nice ASSets
have a plan in life
your disposition doesn't matter as long as you understand me
Likes:
staying fit
cooking
some of the things I like or at least wants to try
Ideals:
Wants to become a great mother
Similar ideals to my own or is at least open minded
E-mail me at [email protected] if you wanna make sum babbies
Too lazy to make an image
Me
20/M/Florida
6'2"
White
Longish brown hair.
Chubby
In College - Comp Sci
Introverted, but somewhat social
Non Religious
Closet Weeb
Likes Vidya
Likes a wide variety of music
420 friendly, I only partake occasionally
Only drinks socially
Tries to be funny
You
17-25/F or MtF/Nearby ideally
Looks aren't too important, just take care of yourself and I'm a sucker for pretty smiles/eyes
Nice
Can hold a conversation
Not overly religious, you can hold beliefs, just don't argue with me about them.
Laughs at my shit jokes
Maybe into vidya/anime/games/nerdy shit, not needed though, common ground is just nice.
Preferably in school, or at least has common sense
Idk I'm just looking for something nice.
My phone is being RMA'd right now, so I don't have kik, you can reply with skype if you're interested
time for CRIPPLING DEPRESSION
What's^
hello! it's time to play videogames and make fun of each other
>>22820200
you're also most importantly a faggot
>>22822656
u dont need to white knight its ok man take a breather
>>22822301
>>22825310
whoops
>>22824916
you seem really nice. Is 20 completely out of the question?
>>22820200
my kik is serjyden add me
>>22816349
whats your kik?
>>22824916
added
>>22825348
probably, but i wouldn't be opposed to just chatting anyway!
Diving in
Me
19/m/australia
Uni student Studying science
into snowsports, TV, movies
Used to play guitar and piano, but never really got too into it
Not a sperg socially but just don't enjoy going out too much
Enjoy being challenged on my opinions
You
F/ age and location irrelevant
Looks aren't important, just looking for experience interacting with
Interests dont have to be similar, as long as you enjoy discussions and debates about current topics
Not looking for anything more than someone to talk to and share opinions with
>>22826497
19/f/aus here. Which state?
I swear to god if you say Queensland or NSW...
>>22826500
nah victoria
>>22824916
Total babe but I'm on the other side of the Atlantic
>>22826497
you sound like a really awesome dude, so what are you'er opinions on some of the very messed up things in the world, and do you like to read?
>>22824916
You sound wonderful.
>>22825924
Shit I dunno why I wrote 5'2'' on there. I'm 5'9''
I blame lack of sleep
>>22824916
FFXIV a realm reborn? If so, would you be open to playing on a European server?
>>22803226
still here
>>22802725
no joke you sound perfect, I love all of that
Got really bored and made this, took me about 30 min.
Not necessarily looking for a mate right now, but if you need someone to chat with:
Kik: Hrugor
hellos
eh
>>22830744
Location?
>>22830744
have skype?
>>22830744
Kik is offline, anyways. Move along, folks.
I'm gonna get high and attempt to make one of these for fun
Couldn't find the dumpster so I'll just leave this here.
It's on, mofos.
22/M
5"7,skinny, KR, USA
Like doing my own thing. You can join, I'm still going to do my own thing though.
All story telling mediums are super cool.
film, music, too much videogames/anime/book
Nature and animals are nice. The occasional indiscriminate peace is nice.
I eat pretty healthy. I can really only cook healthy bad tasting food.
Don't smoke, drink, drugs. Have done them though.
Can't really take things personal cause.. it isn't.
I have a pretty concrete plan for the future. Let's not get into that though.
I like a lot of stupid shit and talk a lot.
A bit cynical.
I like occasional silence. Keeps the upstairs fresh.
I don't post on soc. Just for today to make more friends.
Ideal: Femininity is attractive. gender,age, short/tall is w/e. skinny to average body.
Honest.
Self aware.
Hygienic.
None of us are entitled to anything.
You have something to say? Say it.
Flexible in perspective.
Let's watch some anime or something.
Don't care if you're a good person or not. Doesn't matter.
Cooking or learning to cook is hot. I make pretty disgusting(healthy) meals.
Fix what you want fixed. You lack direction? Let's come up with a plan then.
Depend on me so I feel comfortable depending on you.
Be my partner in crime(figuratively speaking).
Believe in what you believe in. Be willing to abandon things that aren't important.
None of this really matters though, we should be friends regardless.
skype: smile_fightme
>>22802725
from quebec ? french here, would be cool, even to just chat, skype: katurha_42
>>22822156
>>22820200
>>22813302
I am interested, are you?
>>22802942
i am so sorry
>>22832903
Kik? I honestly fit a good chunk of that..
My kik-softcactus10
>>22833130
using kik makes me feel homicidal though...
Soooo what if I wanted to add people from this thread just because I think we would get along as friends? Is that a no-no?
>>22833205
no, people do that here too
>>22832903
You've been posting for a few months now. From the pictures I've seen, you're fairly attractive. What is it about you that scares guys away?
>>22833250
i have yet to "scare" someone away, just spoken to people i didn't really click with
>>22833250
Post her pic because I don't fit her profile and I want to see what I'm missing ;_;
>>22833398
hey wtf don't tell someone else to post my pic that's skeezy
what exactly do you not fit?
>>22833250
For me it's just because her taste in men seems to be saying that she has a bit of a thing for "damaged goods".
I match up with some of her stuff, not a lot, but that's just what I feel when I read her qt description.
>>22833416
i dont consider men worn by the pleasures of life that are also a bit cynical and absolutely assertive to be damaged goods
if you're implying that i'm attracted to mental instability you couldn't be more wrong
>>22833431
That's not what I'm saying, just physically beat down a little bit.
>>22833250
For the same reason she quotes in her post, she has zero conversation skills.
>>22833448
oh okay, sorry for the misunderstanding then
you'd be right i guess
>>22833466
fair enough
i also mentioned that i'm a bitch but that's never really scared anyone off or kept me from pulling
>>22833475
I've got no problem with bitchy girls, it's that you typed a few single word responses, sent me a grainy picture of your face, and then never responded to anything again.
>>22833498
yeah i was probably not interested
>>22833498
also every picture of my face will always be grainy because i can't be bothered to take a picture with anything but my phone
>>22833500
Not to get involved in something that isn't my business, but for future reference you should tell the person that you aren't interested instead of simply dropping off.
>>22833512
i do both
usually people sperg out
>>22833518
If they react like an autist that's on them, but it's just better to be direct.
>>22833524
yeah you're right i just don't have the patience sometimes
i've had at least a handful of people absolutely lose their shit just because i didn't respond immediately/within a set amount of hours
>>22833398
I didn't save her pictures but even if I did, posting other people's pictures against their wishes isn't right.
>>22833290
I talked to you and we clicked just fine. Then you scared me away. I didn't post on the specifics because I have no ill feeling towards you and have no reason to make you look bad. I phrased it as a question, that way if the specifics came up, it would be because you wanted to bring them up and not because I aired it out to the world against your wishes. I asked all of this out of curiosity. It wasn't a sneaky way to try to hit on you, I'm already in a relationship at the moment.
>>22833598
well, i certainly wasn't planning on accusing you of hitting on me, especially since you've only said like one thing here and idk who this is
anyway that's fair enough yo, thanks for being courteous
pic related- this is what i end up pulling
>>22833500
>>22833506
I didn't expect you'd be too interested seeing as I'm English, but I rarely see anyone on here that I like and match a lot of the descriptions for so I thought I might at least get a decent conversation out of it. Shame really, IIRC you're pretty hot.
21/m/sweden
6'0 about 95kg/210lbs atm, trying a semi seriously to lose 10kg/20lbs before christmas. Extremely larged framed though so most people don't believe me when I tell them my weight. Still firmly in the realm of chubby. Which is good. If you are into that sort of thing. As to how I look I've heard from 5 different people that I do look like Thor, presumably the marvel superhero and not the pagan one (relatively tall, long hair that is blonde as fuck and a ton of beard) and I sort of agree to that so go and look that up if you want to get an idea. My personality can probably most easily be summed up with "lazy". If I could choose myself I would do nothing but laying in bed cuddling all the damn day while eating candy and drinking chocolate milk. Too bad you can't do that as a job, it doesn't bring in any money. Working does though. Which I do. So I can afford to get all my crap I want and pay my rent. I do currently work as an assembler in a factory. Nothing fancy, but it does bring in some decent money, so I can afford to travel, get some electronics and purchase food. Food.. we all need it.. my favorites include all things fast food (hamburgers, pizza, deep fried candy bars, you know the good but unhealthy shit) in combination with some homemade improvised recipies (I'm having a cooking surge atm, doing all kinds of experimental and mostly inedible stuff. Perhaps I'll learn how to cook properly one day though, who knows). When I'm not eating or ensuring I can pay my rent at the end of day I usually find myself playing video games. I'm currently playing League of Legends, CS:GO and Killing Floor 2 but I like most games really.. except for sports and racing games. Those can go and fuck themselves.
As to the kind of person I'm looking for...
Truth be told I don't really know. If you think that you could stand my presence without wanting to murder me horribly in my sleep (no I don't snore) I guess you are a good candidate.
>>22833671
whew that physical description sounds naice
what kinda music/film are you into?
>>22833660
welp
thanks man
also,
>seeing as i'm english
that wouldn't be a reason
>>22833671
are you into guys?
>>22833683
Thought I'd deleted you but I still have the convo in my history. Turns out you added me. Must have been something about the way I talk that put you off.
>>22833729
either that or i was genuinely trying to talk to you and you were off doing something else
i move accounts a lot due to the same shitbird posting them on mass-adding websites
>>22833498
shit dude, I'm an autist and I got more of a response.
>>22833739
definitely not me *whistles*
>>22833683
As far as music is concerned I listen to all things rock and metal. My favorite bands atm are Haken, Týr, Ensiferum, Turisas and Avatar. I guess that could give you at least some kind of hint of the kind of music I enjoy.
As for the movies and series I watch. Truth be told I don't really watch anything for the moment. I have enjoyed Game of Thrones and The Walking Dead in the past, but most series don't really manage to keep my attention for too long (I'm fine with marathon watching a series with someone else, but I won't watch anything on my own). The same goes for feature films as well, I never watch them on my own (which kind of makes it both a blessing and a curse to watch movies with me since while I can't recommend anything to watch I most likely won't have watched the movie that the other person recommends.) As far as movie genres I'm fine with most of it... as long as it isn't a fucking romantic comedy.
>>22833696
To some extent yes. I'm more picky in the kind of men I'm into than I am with women though.
>>22833739
Who is the one doing the mass adding?
>>22833753
fuck off, skipper
>>22833755
yeah romcoms are usually pretty bad
ack, i wish you'd let me show u some things
>>22833762
either the dude above or another one that i was so civil with i neglected to realize it was him doing it and kept adding him on the new accounts
skipper here likes to harass me whenever he sees me post in any thread, and has recently been saving my pictures and posting them elsewhere in his shitposting efforts
>>22833671
Var bor du?
>>22833780
that was one time and was more of a joke. Are you still actually getting shiptosted on other sites? Because I no longer have any connection to you, and I never shitposted you beyond when I let you know it was me.
Btw, did something happen? You seem different, especially your writing.
>>22833780
I wouldn't mind that one bit. But not today, I got to get up early tomorrow for work and I've stayed up for way to long already. You could post come contact information in a reply to this post if you'd like to. I'll keep the thread through the night (and if it gets 404'd right after I post this I'll keep an eye out after you in the next thread, alright?)
>>22833786
Jag bor i en liten by som heter Göteborg.
>>22833802
man you are full of shit and literally insane
you do it ALL the time, you've just RECENTLY started posting my pictures, which i just said
also, i'm talking exactly like i always do man
jeez i really wish you'd fuck off, you do this every fucking time i post anywhere
>>22833811
contact was on my chart thingy, skype is burner.83
>>22833821
I've posted your picture once. You asked me if it was me and I said yes. So saying I recently start posting your pictures, as in plural, is wrong. I've only posted your picture once, in one thread.
Let the lies stop!
>>22833858
lmao you lie on a regular basis but even if that's true the specifics of how many times you've done it is pretty irrelevant considering you'll probably do it again, because you do this shit frequently and have been for some time
you really need to fuck off
>>22833869
how do I lie on a regular basis? Checkmate, normies.
>>22833780
This is good. If you know it was one of those two, then that means you know it wasn't me. No problem mentioning this specific because you brought up it yourself. One of the issues which scared me away was that you freaked out and accused me of mass adding you. I had no reason to do so and told you as much but you ignored the common sense and mass added my account. A late: I told you so. But better late than never.
>>22833891
she's slightly delusional.
>accused me of mass adding you
Yeah, dude. She accuses me of shit I have said, which is funny because it is actually what she's said in our skype convos.
Ex. B, she said I have posted pictures of her. I've only ever posted one. She probably needs some mental help.
>>22833891
1) you can thank your buddy for throwing you under the bus on two seperate occasions for that, but i only "freaked out" once and i never posted your username anywhere, i only said that i should because i was told that that's what you had done
again, thank mal for that
you should really have a talk with him lol
>>22833917
that's actually your only example, and most of the things you say you've either entirely pulled out of your ass or misinterpreted, but i'm not about to have THAT argument here with you, again
peace, you obsessive shitlord
>>22833930
>misinterpreted
>on skype "looks like I read that wrong"
>on 4chan, "U FUCKING MISINTERPRETED IT U STUPID FUCK"
lol XD
shitlord indeed
>>22833945
Bruh you coulda jerked off and went to sleep by now. Are you genuinely interested in her so much that you wanna ward off other folks, or you just another Maxim in the works?
>>22833977
idgaf about her
I deleted her off my skype for a reason. But her LOGIC
THE FUCKING LOGIC
GOD NO
>reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>22833945
i really don't understand how you could possibly have this much time to waste
the fact that you've pretended to be sweet to me and spoken to me within threads acting like someone else on so many different occasions that you can now easily notice when it's me even just by the way i type or the fact that you can tell which threads i'd be more likely to visit is fucking terrifying, and honestly, you're absolutely pathetic
if you seriously don't see any issue with the fact that you do this shit, especially on such a frequent basis, or the fact that you lurk these boards so much to be able to get to know me to this extent, you need to sit down with yourself and have a good think, because you are obsessive as fuck
i genuinely pity anyone else that you do this shit to, although i doubt you'd have the time to harass someone else to this fucking extent
>>22833988
So...
You A) added her B) Spoke with her and D) either didn't like her or she didn't like you so you E) deleted her off your skype.
And so now you spend your Sunday evening tryin' to be obtuse by responding to her using 4chan memes?
You're silly, dude. Go outside.
>>22833991
>sweet to me
>withind threads acting like someone else
No, I act like I'm anonymous because this is an anonymous imageboard. And that was before I know you over skype.
>by the way I type
I can tell that about anyone after knowing them for a while.
>more likely to visit
Lol, I don't go into threads looking for you. Don't be silly.
>lurk these boards get to know me to this extent
No, I got to know you this much through skype.
>obsessive as fuck
No, read what else i said.
>>22834014
reality is a meme, m'lad
>>22834031
Christ, you weren't kidding about being an autist.
>>22834047
>>22834014
fucking christ i'm glad someone else is seeing this shit
i guess i really should just fucking ignore him but i'm tired of this shit
i never did anything to this dude
>>22834059
>this is what normies believe
>>22833920
You remembered something wrong though I don't know which. I did bring a friend to a group chat but his name was Tyler. I don't know if you have me confused with someone else or if you have my friend confused. Also, my account did get mass added. If you never mass added anyone's account, I wonder who mass added mine. Or maybe you confused me with someone and didn't mass add them and did mass add me.
After you got mass added, you made a new account and readded me, and I made a joke to the effect of: wouldn't it suck if I was the mass adder? You laughed about it at first. Then the next day, I log in and see a message from you saying "IT WAS YOU WASN'T IT WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU" and a ton of adds from horny Indians from the mass adding site and we haven't spoken since then.
Haven't been in one of these threads in a hot minute.
>>22834108
yeah you're not who i'm talking about
and it wasnt someone that you brought, just someone that knew you that had also been added to the group
>>22834108
she is like that with everything. it's really easy to manipulate her too
>tfw internet arguments on my japanese image board
>>22834127
Who was it that knew I got added to the group? I do want to have a talk with them now. Though for all I know, you still have me confused with someone else and none of this applies.
>>22834140
The spat between you and her is no business of mine. But I do have a Devil's advocate question to ask. If she's so easy to manipulate, why haven't you used that to sleep with her?
>>22834166
nah i know now
one of your latest replies cleared that up
>>22834166
why do you think i want to sleep with her? How neurotypical.
>>22820562
marry me?
>>22834354
>>22832903
love yourself...
>>22834396
what
>>22832903
Sounds like I'd fit pretty well-
>plz have some conversation skills
well fuck
Have these ever gone full circle into working or is this all still a crap-shoot?
I just have fun in these threads. I've only ever posted seriously in the template editions, but that's mostly because I enjoy filling out templates in general.
>>22834512
Oops, meant to reply to >>22834499
>>22834512
Yeah, I've only gotten adds by spewing garbage all over but it always fizzled out because I tended to just eat a pile of antihistamines and tricyclics and sleep for a few days.
>>22834419
well hey
give it a shot
>>22821782
Contact info?
>>22835043
>would date a 3'1" 700lb indo-peruvian.
>mentally stable
>>22834870
BourbonSandwich is my skype, if that works.
>>22835043
surprised to see somebody else from brisbane on at this time. That looks like me bar the hat, I'm more of a bucket hat person.
>>22835069
I always forget I need to absolutely put in detail exactly what I mean when I post in these threads. My bad.
>>22835119
Well today is my day off and I've already finished the cleaning, so I figured why not! North or south?
>>22835215
I forgot nobody had a sense of humor and got distracted by the mental image of a morbidly obese midget caveman.
