Roasts have been pretty tame. Let us go deeper. Roast thread
In b4 fag you unimaginative fucks
>>22802319
Faag
Be gentle
>>22802330
Damn look at your teeth do you just straight up chew rocks or something, go to the dentist please it's offensive
>>22802319
It probably took you 3 hours to get that picture and you still look like justing biebers retarded cousin that they locked away
>>22802319
It's 2015, why the fuck do you still have that hair?
>>22802330
Whats the tattoo on your chest?
>>22802343
If this picture doesn't scream molested by dad I don't know what does
>>22802343
ayyyyyyyyyy girl lemme get a pichaku
>>22802358
This would only work if it was true
>>22802366
I don't get it
>>22802319
Jacob is that you?
Anyways you're probs a manlet.
>>22802330
There is not one redeeming quality about your appearance. Maybe your tits, so keep hanging them out and maybe some 4/10 will want to suck them.
>>22802350
Is that you pushing out the cum of 45 niggers?
>>22802330
original tattoo, fucked teeth, gross horse face shape, eyebrows drawn on with a paintbrush.
>>22802343
you look like a man and all the validation you get on this site from lonely neckbeards means absolutely nothing and will never change that
>>22802350
did you spend the last 10 years of your life in a tanning bed or did you have to pay for surgery to get your skin replaced with leather? either way, its not working everyone can still tell that you're 40.
>>22802350
Calling you lil guera with those sharpie eyebrows.
>>22802313
These posts go better when people post quirky pics. just saying
>>22802374
Nice roast I think a 10 year old could have done better than that. Nice picture though I like the way you're covering that fivehead. Did you call God and ask for a refund because I think he only gave you one lip
>>22802350
Not much to roast here just a typical girl I see regularly getting fucked and chucked
>>22802319
>one eye on the tit one eye on the streets
>>22802330
Looks like you can shove my whole dick in between those chiclets you call front upper teeth
>>22802343
Bitch you hella dumb the camera was in front not your side baka
>>22802350
Those eyebrow ooh gurl yous ratchet af
>>22802374
Ew wtf is that dot on your shoulder take a shower bish
>>22802423
Oink oink
>>22802370
lemme get a peek-at-you you dumb fuck
And holy shit you are too young and too dumb to be in this dangerous place, some creep is going to find your facebook and turn you into a slave threatening to send your mom all your lewd pictures, not that you know what doxxing is because you found this site last week. You're validated by manchild attention and the only thing more pathetic than them is you.
>>22802350
Did you post that photo from your iphone while sitting in starbucks wearing yoga pants and uggs? You look so basic it's just a meme irl, do you have any interests or hobbies at all other than frappes and cocks?
>>22802319
What the fuck you're probably a virgin and beat off to hentai anyway. Enjoy playing smash brothers at your mom's house, I bet you lurk the fat girl threads because only fat girls give you attention irl, you might have muscles but you're still a beta fag.
>>22802374
Nice tumblr filter whore, making fun of other girls doesn't make you one of the guys but the daddy issues show clear as day. No they don't beat you because they love you, but you love it anyway.
JUST
>>22802497
Too easy
>>22802526
then go ahead, fuck my shit up senpai i dare u :^)
Make me cry
>>22802330
Bitch's eyes are migrating
>>22802343
Could pass as a tap on /b/
>>22802350
The carrot look is out of style but your eyebrows compliment your dress
>>22802374
FUCK IM BLIND
>>22802423
It's bad when your shirt is more mesmerizing than your face
>>22802478
Dad is that you?
>>22802545
You already fucked yourself plenty
>>22802374
i love that you say nigger such a little racist.
>>22802319
YOU FUCKING PIECE OF
I, I can't do this.
Nice, youthful looking fellow.
>>22802330
Angelic, heavenly creature, full of life and optimism
>>22802343
Liz, I just want you to be safe. You don't belong here, grow out of this place and retain your innocence pls
>>22802350
My star, my perfect silence. I hope that's a rice cake and not a communion wafer that you stole from church
>>22802374
You'll find true happiness when you finally begin to love yourself
>>22802423
You look so happy and optimistic, I could never say anything mean
>>22802478
While I think you may be wearing that shirt ironically, I do think Episode I has merit. I think it's criminally underrated and too picked upon.
>>22802319
hey great job looking like LITERALLY every other dude in 2015, I'm guessing you have a soundcloud where you make shitty FL studio beats too. Nobody likes it jsyk they're just bein nice because they know how insecure u r ;)
>>22802330
well if it isn't ms. horseteeth von square-brows come to grace us with her desperate attempt at an appealing smile. 4/10 senpai
>>22802478
oh cool dude nice t-shirt of literally the lamest character in star wars. bitch got killed in the same movie he was introduced and then he was like "ayy lmao i'm a spider" and got killed again. 0/10
>>22802557
what's the matter senpai, you jealous of my intact hairline?
>>22802478
Balding must suck
>>22802497
>>22802545
>>22802557
You guys look like you have F.A.S
>>22802583
Wtf man you're handsome I cannot roast your physical appearance, but your intelligence I can. Does not know what roast means.
>>22802601
hey post a pic pussy or r u just too damn ugly
ooooooooooo i think it might be the latter
>>22802621
>not into I.D's
Whatever you say fasman
>>22802319
you look like Link from the Zelda games if he got kicked in the face by his horse
>>22802330
what up with those teeth
>>22802343
:(
>>22802350
you look like an umpa lumpa with a spray tan
>>22802374
there was a spot on your forehead and I was going to call you out on it, but then I realized that it was just a floaty sitting on my computer screen, so I whipped it off and now I don't have any material for you
>>22802423
pig nose :'3
>>22802478
well... you just look like a fucking serial killer
>>22802545
>>22802497
my penis just retracted into my body
>>22802557
and people say that I look like shrek....
>>22802583
<3
>>22802638
enjoy your skin cancer bitch nigga no amount of frilly long hair will change the fact that you are a walking shell of a person also known as having NO SOLE
for those of u who don't know that's a south park reference erin carman ayy lmao ;^)
>>22802621
Seems like a cool guy actually
>>22802638
I can feel my soul being torn from me (so original I know)
>>22802656
I retract my earlier statement
>>22802638
Resemblance is uncanny lmao
>>22802661
OOOOOHHH shit it's the purple pube-stache come to wreak his vengeance XD
way to steal my joke fartbreath, what's the matter is being funny too much for your neanderthal brain?
>>22802319
either gay elf or gay elf in the closet
>>22802330
nose teeth eyes everything you4e like a bugs bunny in drag who thinls shes a dime im sure
>>22802343
underage and boring as fuuuck
>>22802350
utter white trash with enough money to think shes special enough to not be the trash she truly is deep down just gatbage
>>22802374
annoying self righteous wannabe slut
>>22802423
no say
>>22802478
fat shit posting loser who projects his issues online becuase it gibes him the attention he craves irl
>>22802497
unibrow who cuts his own hair and wonders why hes alone
>>22802557
an abomination of a gay persian
>>22802583
wrong thread trying way to hard to be a better version of his true shitty self online instead of irl
>>22802638
baby faced fuck <3
>>22802736
fixed
>>22802741
Your head 2 small 4 ur body lol
>>22802741
fat ginger with a shitty tattoo
>>22802741
are those commas on your chest kek
>>22802810
doesnt matter what i type. You cant see it anyways
>>22802741
do you get the shit tattoos bc daddy didnt love you? or does daddy not love you bc of the tattoos?
>>22802638
you look like you murder the people who bully you in your highschool and probably are a "nice guy"
>>22802557
THOSE FUCKING EYEBROWS
>>22802770
my heads actually an xl in helmet size im just a big dude 6'3 190ib
>>22802799
fat top kek faggot
Roast me!
(also srry i didnt roast anyone. i felt like i'd feel like shit after if I did)
>>22802423
hows the hrt treating you?
>>22802374
wew babe, see above
>>22802350
how long does it take you to draw your eyebrows on in the morning? have fun with the fucking melanoma too
>>22802343
do you come on 4chan because you feel adequate that men irl treat you differently than your hot friends and know men here will hit on you?
>>22802330
hey peter rabbit
>>22802828
wow nice upside down pizza slice face
oo the phases of the moon lemme guess you just set up your tumblr??
