DRUNK DRINKING THREAD
post drinks post self be drunk
and chat
>>22802075
you're drinking a four loko
? are you a fucking high school freshman you prissy faggot?
>>22802081
no im a poor faggot jew nigger who takes a good deal when he sees one
id rape you and your whole family come at me bro
But I can't drink yet :/ sadface
>>22802094
whys that
>>22802097
I'm not 21 yet
>>22802097
Shes underage duh
>>22802094
>laws
fuck that shit
>>22802110
Well I have gotten drunk once... STORY TIME
>>22802102
since when has that stoped anyone i was an alcoholic by the time i was 17
>>22802110
this
I don't drink, OP.
>>22802116
>create a drinking thread
>no one posting drinks
da fuuuck
>>22802139
Fuck your rules faggit i do wat i want, nao post your dick :)
I know it's long. But pls read. It took me forever to type out on my phone haha
So I went to visit my sister at college when I was sixteen. She started off very strict. I could go to the party with her (it was called Helms Deep) but I wasn't allowed to drink and If I felt uncomfortable at all we would leave. Before the party she played some drinking games with her group of friends. They were pretty chill. Pretty much everyone except me got wasted before they even got to the party. We got to the party and my innocent sixteen year old mind was blown. Strobe lights. Smoke. People smoking weed. Bodies everywhere. Weird costumes (it was a week before halloween) there was one particularly chubby guy wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a g-string (scarred for life) my sisters friend Julius kept handing me shots and I drunk them (I made sure he didn't slip anything else into the shot glass) it felt all fuzzy and warm. Then Julius's girlfriend drank too much and started barfing. So we decided to walk her back to the dorm. As soon as we crossed the street three cop cars came and we all laughed realizing how close of a call it was. But wait there's more. My sister forgot her phone I the bathroom. So she went back in. Narrowly avoided being caught and scared the shit outta me. It was a pretty memorable night.
>>22802148
eh why not threads not going anywhere
>>22802172
>Faggots way of showing he's not a faggot
>>22802162
>Helms Deep
>>22802175
I KNOW. I THOUGHT IT WAS THE MOST BADASS PART NAME EVER. But then again I was a 16 yr old nerd
>>22802181
Shit story. You didn't even get laid or slap some titties on your face.
>>22802172
Noice
>>22802189
I was an innocent 16 yr old. It was pretty cool to me
>>22802174
shut up faggot
>tfw grocery sells Franziskaner Weißbier
It's like study abroad all over again
>>22802206
I'm complimenting your ability to prove other people wrong my friend
>>22802221
oh.. well thank you then
i need to make more vids :/ so um watchu doin later
>>22802162
But forreal, that's pretty cool. A positive first time drinking story is always good to hear. My first time was fucking horrid and I'm sure the majority of people's stories are
>>22802231
Not much. Lotta Lotta school work
>>22802252
You wanna share yours. I'm curious. Don't feel like you need to
>>22802259
so would you say that you're a school girl and have you been nuaghty
>>22802270
Definitely a school girl. Not really naughty. I party every once in a while. No sex. No bf. Pretty boring
>>22802270
The thirst is real! Especially funny how you look like a twinky ginger on top of trying to flirt.
Oh god damn it, can we just have one chat thread that doesn't turn into a circlejerk?
>>22802276
well i cpuld fix one of those things if you arent camera shy
>>22802290
top b8 m8
>>22802303
Maybe if OP wasn't a desperate creep, people wouldn't shit all over him
>>22802303
weres the circle jerk this is just chatting post pic post booz start talking quit bitching son
>>22802303
Apparently not. No one is just friendly these days
>>22802311
Haha. Nice try. But no flirting right now c: I just wanna chat
>>22802321
same goes for you
>>22802322
And excessive flirting. Pls stop
>>22802323
>flirting
>>22802342
Isn't that what it's called?? Oh well. Stop the sexy talk
>>22802342
Uh, yeah.
>so would you say that you're a school girl and have you been nuaghty
Is flirting of the desperate, creepy variety. I realize you're inexperienced, but it comes off very sketchy to people who just want to chat.
>>22802360
Thanks friend
>>22802351
its called fucking around because of boredom nigga u dumb if you think id try and hit on you with such shitty lines then again you just told us a story of the one time you had boosh
am i the only adult on this board pic related
>>22802369
Oh sorry. It really sounded like creepy flirting to me
>>22802360
>>22802369
fucking around taken seriously jesus 4chan what has happen to you
>>22802369
Just say you're sorry you came off as creepy, and continue normal conversation. Don't be so confrontational and defensive about it. Telling you, this attitude is why your threads usually devolve into shitshows. Just trying to be nice here.
>>22802392
no youre a retard and im calling you out on it dont pussy foot around it apologies and well continue back to normal conversation
>>22802102
thank god the drinking age is 18 here. I'm not stepping foot in murica or japan before I'm 21. Fuck dat.
alright fags and faggettes
what are you listening to?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJVaxD8GDWw
>>22802409
Where are you at?? Also. What's your favorite drinks
>>22802416
I'm watching some tv and being unproductive :))))))
>>22802409
japans 20 though
Killed this whole thing last night.
>>22802409
>implying fake IDs or older friends don't exist
>>22802427
What yuh watchin', cuz?
>>22802431
holy fuck that picture is awesome
>>22802439
Some new show called supergirl. Pretty meh. I like the main character actor
Got a friend who runs a business and needs to measure it?
Will Dashboard for data...
>>22802439
thanks i took a ton of great pics while i was living in japan well got my friends to in these
>>22802416
https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=&ved=0CB0Q8TUwAGoVChMI2MvFoauWyQIVCukmCh1oHQQb&usg=AFQjCNF1sHlk2z9QIx28jtvfnGP_UlkifA&sig2=j4VMqBEt5DWmb6-LRDahLA
>>22802452
It's one of the most 'meh' superhero shows currently airing. Flash is great if you like that kind of show. Arrow is decent too though nowhere near Flash anymore. Supergirl feels like a CW show in a bad way. The romance is contrived and really, really annoying. And superman literally deus ex machinas her out of trouble.
>>22802476
Well now I'm jealous. I really need to travel...
>>22802481
True. I haven't seen flash but I like Arrow. Right now I'm watching all the old seasons of House on Netflix. By far my favorite show ever
>>22802476
whoops heres a better link n song
https://m.soundcloud.com/skeewiff/skeewiff-theme-from-dave-allen?in=skeewiff/sets/skeewiff-greatest-wiffs
>>22802494
If you like Arrow, definitely watch Flash. They actually tie in with each other, and constantly mention small events from the other show, which is like a cool Easter egg. Flash is really, really good though.
>>22802503
I'll check it out sometime
>>22802494
lifes all about traveling and discovering new things i need to get back into it myself
>>22802494
Currently doing the same. House is the best.
Bored lonely and tipsy
>>22802548
And forgot picture like a bad ass
>>22802550
Girl
>>22802548
arent we all
https://m.soundcloud.com/skeewiff/skeewiff-man-of-constant-sorrow-2013?in=skeewiff/sets/skeewiff-greatest-wiffs
>>22802437
Good taste, anon.
>>22802566
Yes?
>>22802536
Where have you been to
>>22802683
mexico canada japan and the bahamas i need to travel more
>>22802789
also new hamshire the carolinas vegas new york cali denver louisiana all over florida well several places in all those states and alabama and georgia oh and Illinois
>>22802815
cant believe i forgot texas fucking lived there
>>22802843
Well I've lived in the same house in Indiana all my life. I go to Michigan north and south Carolina Georgia Florida a lot. I've been to new York and I'm planning a trip to new Orleans. But that's it. Its so depressing
>>22802857
well youre a kid save up get a passport ane make online friends that you can visit in cool places
>>22802075
It's Fuxking Monday faggot put that Shit away.
>>22802874
drinking a pleb beer talking down a pleb drink you can talk shit once you step out of your grocery stores brews
>>22802871
How safe is the online friends thing
>>22802888
50/50
Kik Hulk74891, drnking games ultimate
Get at me hulk74891
>>22802888
ive always had a good time but im a big dude so i dont have to worry about being raped robbed ect im also a pretty good judge of character
>>22802967
Sadly two things I don't have. I've had bad experiences with trusting people I shouldn't. I've gotten myself into a lot of shit before
Haha close enough to alcohol yes?
>>22802983
nope just newcoke re labeled
>>22802994
It's all festive. Makes me happy. This thread has definitely been a success. Nice job OP
>>22803004
dont thank me ive been mostly shit posting which is kindof sad since when i dont shit post my threads die ;n;
idk am drunk
My dog is a fucking weirdo. He always sleeps on closets and corners and he chews up every bed we get him so instead he sleeps on my clothes
>>22803014
Aww well next thread you start I'll try to help it stay interesting with out shit posting. You seem like such an interesting person. And your threads are pretty cool.
I have to head to bed now. I'll check in again tomorrow. Goodnight
>>22803015
seems like he just loves your smell and cozy corners
>>22803031
night ho
>>22802427
My apartment.
My favorite mild alcohol is Hard Ice Tea & Lemonade and Lonkero.Fav dessert alcohol is Amarula. Fav cocktail is probs Long Island Ice Tea and anything milky. Fav shots is Vodka or Gin. hbu anon :)?
>>22802431
Ok I'll go to Japan at 20. They apparently let Gaijin be lax about the drinking laws anyways.
>>22802439
Uhh
>implying I want to be a degenerate and break the law or drink at home with my older friends booze rather than go out to a bar or club legally.
>>22803105
I meant like what country haha. Also I can't really drink in my country it's illegal. But I've tried some hard cider beer that tasted just like apple cider so of course I liked that haha
>>22803127
>hard cider beer
Sounds absolutely disgusting desu.
But I hate cider and beer. Unless the beer is flavoured.
Are you American? My sister is 17 and making her own ciders atm. I'll just buy her booze to take over when she visits in Dec. I'm in Finland atm ;p
>>22803155
Yeah I'm american haha. It just tastes like a less sweet apple juice. It is some flavored beer. But I'm not very educated on alcohol even though my uncle has his own brewing company haha. Finland seems like an interesting place. How is it there
Red Stripe, bought a case today, $28 for five 6 packs.
>>22803105
Bars must be way cooler in your location. The bars near me fucking suck. I live in a hick-ass small college town so the crowds are a bunch of drunk frat boys or hicks.
>>22802259
It's nothing interesting. It was at a HS party. I got hammered and me and a few friends ended up getting into a fight with some other guys. I don't even remember what started it. I got beat up and was really hungover the next day.
>>22802216
>drinking ab-inbev products
>>22802075
Lol I thought it said drunk driving thread at first
I don't get drunk, but I do love beer and bourbon. Currently drinking Cigar City's Caffe Americano.
>>22803327
Technically, Bourbon County is an AB-Inbev product. Just because they bought out a brewery, doesn't mean it'll lessen the quality of their beer (Goose Island is a prime example). Bourbon County is fucking delicious!
Now Drinking: Mikerphone's Techno Gorilla (Imperial Stout w/ molasses & cinnamon)
Decent body that is partially attributed to the molasses, some chocolate, but seems quite weak in everything else. Didn't really get any cinnamon, too. In all, it's nothing exciting and wouldn't buy again.
>>22803207
Yikes. Not fun :( I'm sorry it didn't go so well for you
>>22802874
u r not wearing any underwear it looks like, no line mark
>>22802437
What's the difference between the standard, gold and platinum versions?
I am here to bring this thread to life. Talk to mee
>>22806539
No, dont wanna.
>>22806544
Then talk to someone else
>>22806539
It's rainy and depressing af outside.
Safe me
>>22806539
What are you drinking?
>>22806555
Just a quick thought for you to have in mind.
You're the biggest attentionwhore on this whole board at the moment and you're way to open when it comes to giving out Information about yourself. That will end bad sooner or later...again.
Bye.
>>22806561
It rainy here too. But I love the rain
>>22806564
Hahaa a I kinda can't legend drink yet. What's your favorite drink
>>22806567
Thanks for the warning. I know I have a bad habit here
>>22806572
It's not a warning. It's pretty much a fact. Youre all over the board, posting in every thread, underage, highly unstable, eating disorder.
For fucks sake you will turn into louisa 2.0 as soon as maxim gets bored again.
But yeah, let it begin anew.
>>22806572
Hey Lizzie - do me a favor and don't respond to people who only hit you up with negative attention. They are trying to stand out amongst the many people who admire you and look forward to seeing you post here.
Don't respond. Just enjoy yourself here and be careful.
Also, you're drinking this early in the day? Silly...
>>22806572
I'm a vodka/anything kind of guy
>>22806610
I don't kniw the Louisa reference. But I am well aware of all my problems. No need to point them out
>>22806624
Hahaha. Im not really drinking. And I'm fine with negativity
>>22806625
Ahh. So you're not very picky
>>22806670
Oh and ID change cuz I'm at the library
>>22806670
Usually it would be mixed with something sweet, I've received strange looks for ordering a vodka cola. Things like juices and stuff all work as well
>>22806683
Ahh got it at colleges they mix vodka and Gatorade or some time of fruit drink. Still tastes kinda nasty to me
>>22806670
Fine with the negativity? But when you feed it, you'll only create more.
Also, I don't think you ever read the latest story I had for you in the other thread. I just put it into a pastebin so you can check it out: http://pastebin.com/6CNgJbRs
>>22806683
Favorite vodka drink is a Moscow Mule.
Vodka
Lime Juice (pref fresh lime)
And ginger beer (although ginger ale works too)
Fancy bars will serve it to you in a copper cup!
And in college/highschool we used to mix Vodka, water, and kool-aid powder.
>>22806731
>mfw 54 views
Ya'll wanna start fapping or spamming? xD
just gpt off work what i miss
>>22806931
Not too much I think.
>>22807079
yup
9:34 am here, is it to early to start drinking?
>>22807092
time is irrelevant acholism is not
>>22806931
people still drink 4loko after they took all the good stuff out?
>>22807092
Is it acceptable if I'm not an alcoholic? :3
Normally a pot smoker but first night/day I haven't been able to get some in over a year and I gotta say sobriety is sorta painful.
>>22807117
cheapest booz i can pick up at a gas station and it actually gets me the perfect level of drunk in one go
i just wish it didnt taste like pure sugar
>>22807127
yah sobriety is a bitch for us vice full creatures but drinking that early really isnt a good idea especially if you arent much of a drinker
if you do start drinking now youll be drunk by 11 asleep by 4 and up again feeling shitty around 12 itll fuck with your schedule and your day unless youre drinking with friends
>>22807129
it is pure sugar.
just get a 40
>>22807154
40s dont get me drunk
>>22807172
uh. i think ur confusing hypoglycemia with intoxication
or ur some fucked up ginger freak
>>22807187
nope and yup its simple math though 23.5oz of 12% vs 40oz of 6.1%
>>22807205
and 4lokos delivery method trumps malt npt in taste but in efficientcy
I'm downing some McGuilicuddy's
I would normally fuck with vodka straight or whiskey on the rocks, but I didn't feel like fuck'n with that right now, nearly killed myself with that about a month ago so don't judge, bitches
>I'm drinking the Butterscotch kind
>fuckyeahmotherfucker.jpeg
>>22802094
Not at my house, I'd hook you up with some drinks
but because I'm a guy you'd assume the worst of me so no drinks for you I guess. It's too bad too because I'd get you any kind you wanna try
>>22803598
do you post music sometimes when you're in drinking threads? you look familiar
>>22806931
where do you work?
hair is greasy now. do not want to shower. perhaps I will bring beer into shower with me 2 make it better
Cheaters are real men
>>22807423
I didn't think these came in any other flavors but cherry
Best cheap gin btw
>>22802075
What's up fellow ginger?
>>22807870
Yup. For a while, I had made drinking threads almost every night, but no one really responded most of the time. So, I think started to do drinking/metal threads, etc. I used to be on here alllllll the time like 3...4..5 years ago and have just came back about a few months ago.
Anyway, I always post gifs if that helps your memory.
Now Drinking: Pipeworks' Ninja vs. Unicorn
Now Drinking: Black Acre's Saucy Intruder
Now Listening: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8DekFFCE5c
Now Drinking: Boulevard's BA Imperial Stout
Now Listening: Summoning's Land of the Dead
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HipoikwHRb8
Where the fuck is everyone at?
Bumpin'
