ASSUMPTION THREAD
my nigga megamind posts on 4chan now? damn
>>22796884
you ugly as fuck baka desu senpai
>>22796884
I assume you got stuck in 8 inch tube with a powerfull vacuum.
>>22796884
You listen to trip hop and other sorts of stuff like that, including clippng.
I lost some weight in my face since the photos I'll put up and the acne comes and goes but I'm doing something about it now. This first picture is the most recent.
Picture where I'm the "biggest"
Aaand worst acne. 6.5/10 pic though.
>>22797696
You were seen as fairly cool to alternative kids in high school, mildly in 9-10th grade and a lot more the last two years. Smoked pot a decent amount but not a lot.
>>22796884
Knows how to cook
>>22797678
Plays too much CS:GO
>>22797706
Incorrect unfortunately. Pretty much a loser nerd in high school, I guess one of the 'cooler' loser nerds though.
Was
I also smoke way too much pot for my own good. :(
>>22797728
Get's called cute a lot
>>22797696
Stoner Skater
>>22797728
lives in the moment, never thinks before she speaks
>>22797696
drinks and smokes bud heavily and won't let go of wigger culture
>>22797691
>>22797686
gets put in the friendzone a lot
>>22796884
likes earl sweatshirt way too much
jk you can't like earl sweatshirt too much
>>22796884
Blacks don't want you, whites don't want you. You fit in nowhere but 4chan.
>>22797686
You're very active. You have some issues being alone so you drown them out by doing something 'active' or 'social' everyday.
>>22797696
Lived alone as a youngster but now lives back with parents.
>>22797728
Works retail.
>>22797774
acts 16.
>>22797728
post more photos qt pie
>>22796884
You feel out of place a lot.
>>22797678
You learned guitar to get chicks and probably play at coffee shops for said purposes.
>>22797686
>>22797691
You own a gun.
>>22797696
Likes to longboard and used to think jackass was the "funniest shit" ever.
>>22797728
Has sex with the lights off.
>>22797774
Knows where to get weed... and other drugs.
>>22797789
Currently enrolled in college, liberal arts major.
>>22797801
Makes out with girls at parties for attention.
>>22797860
Faps to beastiality.
>>22797849
nope and nope
when i do finally go back i'm prolly going for comp sci at a tech school fuck liberal arts schools
cancer infested shitholes if you ask me
>>22797860
has smoked crack through a nig rigged pipe before
>>22797801
has many impulse buys sitting around her house doing nothing
>>22797774
sells overpriced weed to high schoolers
>>22797801
posts on instagram too much and likes to suck dick
>>22797891
>liberal arts schools
>cancer infested shitholes if you ask me
We'd get along just fine.
Good for ya.
>>22797801
Actually correct haha, lived alone since I was 16 but back at my mum's house temporarily while I get mental health stuff under control.
>>22797849
Never thought jackass was that funny to be honest.
>>22796884
Uncle Tomish
>>22797678
you play the guitar in a cliche way
>>22797696
confused man
>>22797728
you like dogs
>>22797774
Fucks boring chicks
>>22797789
voted liberal
>>22797801
probably owns a lot of shoes
>>22797860
lonely
>>22797789
Rarely drink, smoke way too much bud though, and yeah slowly letting go of the wigga thing I had happening as a teen druggo baha.
>>22796884
women scream your name in pure ecstasy
>>22797686
youve been looking forward to having facial hair since middle school, and now that you have it your friends are jealous
>>22797728
has been called adorable many times, both in a sweet, genuine way and in a condescending way
>>22797789
not a hipster, but completely reviles cliche music
>>22797801
heart of gold but isnt afraid to smack a bitch
do it
>>22797922
>voted liberal
nigga i'm voting for trump
someone's gotta save us from these muslim hordes and it's not gonna be the ultra c.ucked liberals we have today
you're a freshman in college and it's your first time away from home
>>22797927
i feel you. that's good, you're gonna need to look respectable one of these days and the wigga act doesn't help anyone
>>22797931
meh kinda i just don't like bad music
a lot of cliche music is bad but a lot of it is good as well
you played soccer in high school and you play french horn or something
>>22797945
no
>>22797931
tough one, but you're probably an atheist with a couple edgy viewpoints
>>22797945
drinks Molson at Boston pizza regularly
>>22797945
big hockey fan
>>22797931
doesn't really have many hobbies besides hanging out with friends
>>22797922
hates people
>>22797801
likes dresses. and t swift
>>22797789
Shia?
>>22797774
was a skater boi
>>22797678
wide variety of bands all the same genre
>>22797967
nah I'm a car salesman. been on me yonder way since 16. You got me though, would've gambled on you having a Starbucks gift card in your wallet, or a 11th coffee free at the local Joe bean.
I like you haha
>>22797789
You brew your own cold coffee and spend your weekends lying on your bed day dreaming and absent-mindedly play your guitar.
>>22797801
You're the girl who everyone is jealous of on social media but in reality you are introverted and sad.
>>22797922
You wish you could run away from everything.
>>22797931
You are desperate for human connection but can never find the courage to express yourself to anyone.
>>22797974
You like to brew tea and tend to the little plants you grow in the windowsill.
>>22797931
Gets mistaken for underaged often.
>>22797789
Lol friend zone is rarely an issue luckily happens occasionally at the worst times though.
You think a lot and it often turns negative.
>>22797728
I hardly play video games anymore honestly. You go through periods of feeling very confident and very insecure like everyone does but more intensely
>>22797801
Actually the opposite but interesting. General "cool girl" vibe but it wasn't that way in high school.
>>22797849
I neither play the guitar or own a gun but I'm open to the second, funny how people seem to say I have a coffee shop guitar face. I'm in coffee shops all the time though.
>>22797922
No but the people in the dorm next to me do hard to get a read on you
>>22797691
Red Viper is your idol
>>22797860
Streetfighter
>>22797945
Is a powerbottom
>>22798000
Shoots meth
>>22797974
Cries a lot
>>22797974
yeah I do. Most anyways. I'll take it you went to university and never found a job in your field. No offense
>>22798000
you strive to be a deep person with obscure ways of looking at things
you're kind of right though
>>22798014
ding ding we have a winner
>>22798017
Kek, is it because I look dead
>>22798000
You seem like an intelligent person and likely an INFP. You wonder fluctuate between thinking you're a simple person or one with a lot of depth, and by that I mean looking into the "depth" and being worried the content isn't as interesting as what you thought. Then being reassured by further thought.
>>22798024
I cheated. Saw you in the baby face thread.
>>22798031
a win is still a win my friend
>>22798000
You also may be interested in dreamy type feelings. Hazy ones that are so "real" in an emotional sense. Kind of like how things looked when you were little.
>>22798017
really wants to get rid of his baby face
>>22798015
yeah you got me on that one
>>22798000
>brew your own coffee
lol i don't have the equipment for that but i prolly would
>lying on your bed day dreaming and absentmindedly playing your guitar
wow i actually do that a lot, it's so relaxing to play laying down for some reason
you like bluegrass and rockumentaries. you're excited for the jaco documentary
>>22797992
dang kudos man you're a better man than me
>>22797974
ye boi
you like neutral milk hotel way too much
>>22798000
Given the assumptions you've made...
I'll assume you feel desolate and isolated in your thoughts in need of someone you can truly connect with on a meaningful level.
>>22798027
You look pale and tired, I like it though
>>22798055
babbyface inb4 underage
>>22798028
INTJ apparently! And thanks, but that doesn't really resonate with me. I study evolutionary biology, so I don't really wonder about things if that makes sense.
>>22798000
whether or not this is projection it's still pretty accurate
>>22798065
Maybe so. I do feel isolated a lot but I like it that way.
>>22798078
Whoops, my reading was way off then. Oh well. I don't see the world the way you do but I can "feel it" for a couple moments at a time. That probably doesn't make sense.
>>22798096
There's something to revel in when feeling melancholy, it's like a heightened self awareness. I do my best writing when I'm feeling like this, as stereotypical as it may sound.
>>22798017
You shaved once and regretted it very deeply
>>22798000
You think you're an awkward height. You dress very well, but avoid high shoes
>>22797974
You are the fun guy at your job
>>22797931
You get hot pretty easily
>>22797801
You really don't like your butt, but you think your boobs are nice
>>22797789
You feel badass during guitar solos but also very self-conscious that others think you look douchey
>>22798015
(I'm aware nobody cares) but by friend zone rarely being an issue its not because I'm just amazing but because I pursue a small number of relationships and kind of want everything to be perfect. There are a lot of qt girls but I guess I want someone different and I'm not sure they exist, and it's probably my fault for having this mental image of an ideal feeling created in a relationship. They usually last a long time though, last was 2 1/2 years.
>>22798000
has pretty good taste in music, and enjoys shopping. is possibly pursuing something to do with psychology or arts/cinem, or enjoys them as a hobby. (btw you look like katharine isabelle and that's awesome)
>>22798017
spends a lot of time indoors, is going through a hard time right now in your life
>>22797974
it's been a while since i've been you, how've you been?
>>22797945
gets hit on frequently by women, by not by the women that you want to be hit on. is often not taken as seriously as he wishes he was, but is a great friend regardless. used to have issues with bullying growing or a chubby/awkward phase growing up but you used it to motivate you
>>22797931
used to go on /b/ unironically and think it was cool, now possibly posts on /v/ and is now trapped there.
>>22798107
Yeah, it has it's ups and downs. I like feeling this way for the most part, but it does get exhausting.
>>22798101
Yeah, I mean I don't understand your POV, but it sounds nice! I'm just super analytical and objective.
>>22798055
>you like bluegrass
Heh, you must have seen me around here. What's the jaco documentary?
>>22798151
I did regret it. I look like shit with and without it
>>22798151
Honestly not sure on you
>>22798166
True.
Is straight but has had a girlfriend or two, 2 close friends
>>22798166
honestly pretty good. lol nothing to crazy exciting but glad you remembered me.
>>22798151
eh I'm only 5'2. Though I do avoid high heels because fuck them
You really like to sing in the shower
>>22798166
I'd honestly rather ask you questions than make assumptions but I'm assuming you feel a sort of pride in the online culture you're a part of. You seem very real to me even though that doesn't make sense. I'm an INFP I can't help it.
>>22798151
damn you're right lol i always try to look the least douchey i possibly can cause i think everyone thinks i think i'm such a badass cool guy when i'm actually just trying to nail the solo lol
>>22798166
lol nice filename
you like memes and meme accessories
for ironic purposes of course
>>22798169
yes i have, you always look cute and post good tunes. jaco pastorius the bassist, the god, the myth, the legend
rob trujillo flea and bootsy collins are making it so i'm expecting it to be good
>>22798166
close, ive only ever been on /soc/ and /x/ but i suppose that's worse isnt it? daddy issues, probably stabbed someone
>>22798151
i do get hot easily. why is this accurate there's no way you couldve known this you magician. you were in band in high school
>>22798076
doesnt look underage, plays vidya sometimes
>>22797860
probaby very tall, from there i assume you're the gentle giant type
>>22798151
You seem very funny but I feel you're often pretty frustrated.
>>22798151
whoops i forgot to assume you my bad
you're majoring in some time of media or film and you were a theater kid in high school
>>22798232
Did you ever go on /x/ in 2010? I was 14 and I don't believe the stuff anymore but the comfortable fallback feeling is amazing.
>>22798169
It's exhausting. I find myself split into two, albeit conflicting, kinds of people. The fuck off and have fun one with some of my friends and the quiet one lost in thought one that I usually inhabit. Drinking is a good mediator between the two halves.
>>22798246
i did, yeah i was a little more impressionable back then too, but mostly i just go there for the nope stories. it can still be fun
>>22798232
Doesn't look underage? <3
>>22798232
nah, never stabbed someone unless you count an already dead corpse. i work in forensics.
and i won't judge you for /x/
>>22798193
i've never had a boyfriend or a girlfriend, i've been too busy having brain surgeries. i only have one close friend and she's leaving for california ;-;
>>22798223
i don't mind being asked questions; and sometimes i do, just because i usually hate most people (as edge as that sounds), i just hate the people on here a little less because i agree with them on things more.
>>22798225
i couldn't think of anything else honestly, most of the pictures i save aren't really memes, just random shit that i look at months later and don't even remember why i found it funny
>>22798279
nope! dunno where you're getting that idea from
>>22798298
Is there any genuine liking of the people on here or is it truly more accurately defined as less hate? I'm not judging, just curious. What do you mean by hate?
>>22798298
Damn you're fascinating! Keep in touch as much as you can, sucks losing close people
>>22798311
Lot of people say that, and I just don't like myself haha
>>22797801
I'm pretty young, didn't fit in too well in highschool so I guess I wasn't acting my age, I act like a druggie and to the core druggies all act the same no matter the age, they just want to get high on their D.O.T.
>>22797849
I do
>>22797891
Don't sell drugs, too risky, hell possession is stupid though so I don't do hard stuff often
>>22797922
I fuck batshit crazy chicks, try being with a chick while she's psychotic or manic, hell psychotic is easier to deal with, maybe cause I get those brakes from time to time so I understand
>>22798166
Clowns scare the shit out of you
>>22798000
Has very neat handwriting and is good at calligraphy
>>22797974
Only eats frosted flakes for breakfast
>>22798151
Knows how to do a french braid
>>22796884
Used to ride a JD Razor to school everyday
>>22797678
very feminine personality
>>22797696
ex-skate kid. likes basketball. smokes a metric fuckton of weed
>>22797728
works somewhere cozy like a tea shop or book store. very quiet
>>22797774
that snapback is so fucking large, holy cow
>>22797789
roller skates like blasting crust-punk through his headphones
>>22797801
has a very dark sense of humor. laughs during what most people would deem an inappropriate time
>>22797860
dismembers women
>>22797922
owns a pair of beats headphones. can kind of play guitar along to pop songs on his iphone
>>22797931
film buff. owns a large dog. likes to do outdoorsy stuff. is my husbando
>>22797945
high school athlete. listens to disturbed and avenged sevenfold
>>22797974
goofy hipster guy. going into the IT field
>>22798000
studying to be a veterinarian. grew up in a small town. really, really enjoys psychedelics
>>22798017
at least a blue belt in karate. likes cars
>>22798151
can play 3 different instruments. wears skinnys. vegetarian
>>22798166
states her opinions in an explicit, but not annoying way. a punk girl
>>22798606
Couldn't be more wrong haha, know nothing about cars or karate
>>22798606
has a few close friends but is emotionally distant to everyone else
>>22798633
I only really hang out with like the 4 same guys, but I'm by no means emotionally distant to everyone. I tend to play therapist a lot
Why not.
>>22798872
parents died early in your life
>>22798872
sam hyde's handsome brother
>>22796884
You'll be bald before 30
>>22798971
Thanks I guess
>>22798935
No they're both alive
>>22799023
that's good anon, you look pretty sad though
>>22797849
Never kissed a girl. Only grill I ever confessed to rejected me ;( Nor do I kiss people whom I'm not in a relationship w/.
>>22797891
Only when I have an income. But true.
I assume you would want to hit me with that guitar if I pissed you off but you wouldn't want to harm the guitar.
>>22797893
Don't have an IG anymore. Deleted it. Dick sucking is naisu in a relationship.
>>22797922
Only recently ! I had no shoes before my last relationship and my ex was a shoe freak and went on about my lack of shoes so I went wild with purchasing them.
I assume you're gay?
>>22797931
I guess that's subjective ;p but I've never had to smack any bitches, but plenty of men.
I assume you're single since you have many doors open but haven't found anyone you're truly into.
>>22797974
Yeah. I don't listen to T Swift that often, but deffo one of my favorite 'A-list' generic pop singers. I assume you spend a shit ton of money on clothing.
>>22798000
I don't have social media atm, idk if anyone was jelly. I am sad, I'm not an introvert or extrovert. I'm in the middle.
I assume your fav type of romance movie involves a nymphet.
>>22798015
I went to steiner school. Weird hippy type school. It was a big family, no one was 'cool' or 'uncool', so idk, not too accurate I suppose?
>>22798151
I don't dislike my ass, I've heard it's nice (when I rarely wear muh jeans) but yeah I prefer my tits. I assume you're fob.
>>22798606
I don't try to be an ass and kek when I'm not supposed to, but I deffo kek on the inside.
I assume you prefer pizza over tacos but your ultimate fav is chinese food.
>>22798606
Shit, that one was really close! The only thing that was wrong is that I'm from a fairly large city. And also that I was studying to be a vet, but switched to research instead.
>>22799096
you, ma'am, are very correct
>>22799191
Holy shit, really? Kek, those were all completely random guesses. Why'd you switch to research?
How come no one on /soc/ smiles?
>>22799267
because we're on /soc/
>>22799258
Because I'm a misanthropic jerk and I realized that I didn't care about saving somebody's domesticated house animal. I do care about wildlife conservation and systematics though, so I went with research.
dont roast me too hard /soc/
fuck my baby face
>>22798528
Mostly normal dude with a weird secret fetish
>>22798604
attention starved
>>22798606
advanced level nice guy
>>22798872
you have shit direction/situation but you are trying hard
>>22799301
STEM major. Dreams of being my gf
>>22799325
forgot pic
ooh this shud be gud
supp soc
>>22799724
you like reagge and old hiphop
>>22799330
vegan, drummer
>>22799327
a bit lazy
>>22799301
more of an asian doll face
>>22798872
lives in a bigh city
>>22799746
Your head looks like it came from an alternate-universe Easter Island where the heads were sculpted in reference to Jake Gyllenhaal.
>>22799746
god damnit your assumption was right.
>>22796884
Shit the elusive 8th french terrorist posted on /soc/
>>22797728
Pretty sure this is a trap :/
>>22796884
Pretty sure I saw this guy on goonies chained to a wall.
>>22799096
Thanks for not even trying
ride or die
>>22799940
Hi dad
Here's my assumption for you all
You're all mentally ill
>>22799940
Will try really hard to not abandon his child then abandon his child.
If not that, then will be verbally and physically abused regularly by partner.
>>22796884
his tumbr
mandromeda.tumblr.com
does risa know you are doing this?
>>22796884
Your mother drank heavily whilst she was pregnant.
>>22799746
dam you and your facts you handsome fuck
>>22796884
I.Q. of <70
>>22796884
You are very inexpresive.
>>22797678
Your name is Iñigo Montoya. He killed your father. He must prepare to die.
>>22797696
Considered suicide once.
>>22797728
Tries to be perfect.
>>22797774
Premature ejaculator.
>>22797789
People think you are calm af but you actually have a bad temper.
>>22797801
You would have loved to be in Transformers.
>>22797860
Sucessfull serial killer.
>>22797922
You have eyebrows.
>>22797931
Always trying to fit in. Chill guy.
>>22797974
You dont get laid as much as people think you do.
>>22798000
Idfk but you are cute.
>>22798017
Tired of life.
>>22798151
Good at math. Teehe.
>>22798166
Very judgemental of other people.
>>22798606
Excellent taste in music.
>>22799746
Once banged a hairdresser.
...
im the guy
>>22805449
You smoke weed and have a sugar daddy.
>>22796884
U probably are quite playful and act like a bully
>>22797678
probably a bit perfectionist and hipster
>>22797696
u like to tralve but dont eat pussy too often
>>22797728
u took a lot of photos and probably lives with parent and a bit autistic
>>22797774
u like playing in the snow with your faggy crew
>>22797789
u like guns and roses and nirvana
>>22797801
I hope someone photoshops more of your photos
>>22797860
you carry a lot of knives and stalk young boys in the city
>>22797922
u will die at 25 cuz your boyfriend is a drunk violent meth adict
>>22797931
look like a eternal teenager
>>22797945
u like to talk a lot about football
>>22797974
u are racist and hate jews
>>22798000
u dislike living with your parents
>>22806922
nerd but cool to be around
>>22805571
feels like justin bieber
>>22806910
played too much call of duty
>>22806922
anime and animation addict
>>22805449
nympho
>>22803230
in a delirium
>>22796884
FAS
>>22797678
Lifts
>>22797696
Has a high count
>>22797728
Everyone thinks she is really innocent and cute, but is actually a huge slut in secret. Has lots of guy friends.
>>22797789
Skateboards
>>22797860
Does Meth.
>>22798000
Introvert and lonely
>>22806910
Games alot
>>22806922
CS Major
>>22807105
Very social has lots of friends
>>22807113
Smokes weed
>>22807214
Logical.
>>22806960
They don't need to photoshop yours for it to be an eyesore.
>>22805571
I see what you're referencing at.kek. ty anon.
You say 'dude' at least one every two sentences.
>>22810940
Douche, u look like douche who went to a school with me, are u from middle-eastern background?
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww ye this is my thread. Brutally honest first impression assumptions (as always). Me at graduation on right with my friend on the left who was one of the top in our class. I like this picture because she looks really happy.
>>22796884
You like Childish Gambino
>>22797678
You aren't very successful with women.
>>22797696
You ingest copious amounts of drugs and have great taste in women. Winky face. :^)
>>22797728
You smell nice. Like flowers.
>>22797774
You're eccentric.
>>22797789
You are a good snuggler and laugh a lot.
>>22797801
People can't handle you.
>>22797860
You're a fiddy kiddy diddler.
>>22797922
Is bisexual.
>>22797931
Has great taste in music and severe depression.
>>22797945
You post on /fit/ and work on personal hygiene more than most people would know. You look just as good naked as you do right in this photo.
>>22797974
You're a liberal, or at least a liberal art's major and you're always warm.
>>22798000
You sexually identify as an attack helicopter and are a staunch pescetarian.
>>22798017
You're bilingual and you only take 5 minutes to get ready.
>>22798076
You're a virgin
>>22798151
You're into dudes and terrible at school.
>>22798166
You have a tumblr and post political stuff on your facebook and think anyone who disagrees with you is wrong and idiotic.
>>22798528
you're really sweaty and hairy.
>>22798606
you're fuckin' hilarious and full murrican
>>22798872
you hate others as much as you hate yourself
>>22799301
you're really fiesty and sassy
>>22799327
you tip tremendously well and have a good smile
>>22799330
your mom is really cute
>>22799724
you're fairly social and good at math
>>22799746
you have a long tongue
>>22799940
you creep people out and you read often and don't properly groom your fingernails.
>>22803230
>>22805449
not real people
>>22805571
you have a large...heart
>>22806910
you grow marijuana
>>22806922
you are impressed with your obscure video game knowledge
>>22807105
you like pleasing qt grills
>>22811078
>>22810940
>>22810848
oh and to finish you two aren't real either.
oh except you >>22810940
you are english and you will return food if it isn't cooked to your taste at a restaurant
also lmao my face in this >>22811078
pic gets me every time
>>22811035
>>22811086
I'm Welsh, but English is close enough.
Fair assumption aswell
>>22796884
Fetal alcohol syndrome.
I'm on my phone so I can't do much besides post.
Meh, why not
>>22813434
sexpat
>>22797974
Don't give a fuck about rates, but a mate said we looked the same, I've the same kind of hair as yours (yeah I know the feeling too), up for fucking your british alter ego?
>>22813134
offizieller Hurensohn
>>22817798
dads a military pilot?
>>22817679
you live outside of asia
>>22815939
smoks weed
>>22815878
not having fun?
>>22813434
travel journalist
>>22811206
Extreme depression, though that's probably not you.
>>22813134
Oddball
>>22813434
Pretty cool guy, but somewhat easily angered.
>>22815878
Tryhard
>>22817679
Smoker
>>22817798
Awkward but overall pretty cool.
>>22818118
Questions himself a lot
>>22797789
Plays squier jagmaster in bedroom and tells girls "I'm a musician".
>>22818289
Skater culture and all that good stuff
>>22818118
Gets along with everyone
>>22799746
props to a fellow B&W filter enthusiast
>>22799940
frank zappa is that you
>>22810848
you make horrinle decisions prob
>>22811086
I was gonna skip you but you replied to so fucking many I'd feel shitty if I ignored you
So a fan of the hair
You're probably the loud friend when you hang out in public
>>22818289
proud android owner
>>22817798
hope you're kidding
>>22818118
look like the male version of my old friend
>>22815878
Bruh what the FUCK is your hair doing
>>22813434
your friend owns a canon
>>22811206
Dad beats you
>>22805449
you would prob sleep with a 4channer
>>22803230
Sup hazel grace
>>22799940
literally does this guy not look like frank fucking zappa
This should be good...
Welp
>>22796884
My assumption is that you don't make assumptions because YOU ALREADY KNOW
>>22822596
i want to spread butter on your face and lick it while listening to turtles fucking
>>22811078
