Roast thread? Roast thread.
>>22790898
Swear one of your pupils is bigger than the other must be all the drugs you take to make up for your boring unfulfilled life
>>22790918
look like a slut with daddy issues, you probably eat BBC every week end and be full of diseases
>>22790918
i can smell STD creams from here.
>>22790898
you look like a doll
:'( <3
>>22790918
doesnt get enough attention
>>22790932
>>22790937
no. that 7/10 whore has a very acrive sex life, does most sex things, but she is not retarded enough to get STD'd by a bunch of horny apes.
>>22790898
>>22790918
You're both fucking ugly bitches. I want to stab you to death, and then play around with your blood.
>>22790898
id never roast you.
>>22790898
You look like you've been raped before cause you're such an east slut
>>22791009
Could actually be really attractive without all the piercings. Shame
at least i'm asking for it this time ;_;
>>22790947
Very fuckin hot
I'd fuck the shit out of
>>22791018
I'm celibate m8
>>22791009
If I'd want to harm you I'd just bring along a magnet.
>>22790946
back at you.
>>22790918
You look like super nannys daughter. She's probs ashamed and has disowned you.
>>22790978
boringu ;(
>>22790898
you obviously black out every time you go out drinking and have definitely had sex you don't remember at all
>>22790918
not you who cares
>>22790946
your fucking attempts to be a goofball make me want to strangle you
>>22790947
teen mom
>>22791009
high school dropout who smokes weed instead of having a personality
>>22790898
how the fuck am i supposed to roast this qt3.14
>>22791050
>at least i'm asking for it this time
damn, thats sad
>>22791052
>roast thread
>id fuck the shit outta you
lol
>>22791009
this>>22791027
>>22790946
fuck this thread, yall nice people, cant roast anyone
>>22791050
You just look plain dumb as fuck
A rattlesnake could bite you and you wouldn't know it. Everything goes in one ear and right out the other
>>22791052
i think you are doing the opposite of the thread. but thanks..
>>22791074
not a mom at all.
>>22791074
Never had sex outside a relationship, and if I had sex drunk, I'd feel and smell it the next day, so not possible m8. If your gf used the 'idk' line after drinking, she was lying m8. you've been cuc.ked
>>22791050
oh wait still a virgin.
>>22790898
You think you've got aesthetic but you can't figure out any other facial expression other than the I'm waiting for a bug to fly in my mouth
>>22790918
Bitche's face looks like it got put in a shrinky-dink machine
>>22790946
You want to be brutal but you've gotta go to Sunday mass with your mom and help sell cookies for the church
>>22790947
You look like a fuckin alien, you might as well just shave off your eyebrows and draw them in
>>22791009
You wear that sweatshirt every single day, even when the temp goes up past 80 and it smells like a dead skunk got buttfucked down in a backed up grease trap. Your only chances at attention are confused emo boys who steal there little sisters' jeans
>>22791063
yes you are boring.
thats what you meant by boringu?
>>22790898
Based on your wide set eyes, thick eyebrows, and weird shaped chin I can conclude that YO MOMMA MUST BE SO GOTDAMN UGLY
>>22791134
You never having heard of a condom makes a lot of sense, really
>>22791197
Youve got a squidward nose and despite looking in the mirror every chance you get you missed that clumpy mascara isn't good look
>>22791197
You molest cats
>>22791197
I am incapable of roasting this. It is beyond my abilities
>>22791183
Condoms leave a strong latex smell.
>Virgin confirmed
>>22790898
stop spaming ur pics asocial whore!
>>22791266
desu i've never used them because i'm completely infertile to begin with
>>22791656
youre not supposed to roast yourself :^
>>22791197
too cute to insult
>>22791717
>benzoyl peroxide
Shit is my skin that bad though? I use a facewash that has sodium benzoate ;_;
Have fun
>>22790898
boring as fuck, upper lips looks like a sharp knife.
>>22790918
girth of entire arm is scary, holes on cheeks equal to nasty age marks in the future. Cheap make up and dress like a scort.
>>22790946
skin like a 6yo girl, no manly beard and faggyass hair. Your face reminds me of thet 4pannel comic of "if you hurt my sis ill get my fist" with that 10yo boy.
>>22790947
no arms muscle, pushup bra to compensate lack of tits, psycho smile+eyes combo.
>>22790955
checked
>>22791009
frog dead eyes, naruto pain tier utterly shitty piercings with muh special snowflake wannabe look.
>>22791050
get some rest pam, you look tired. *BWREEE* *BWREEE* [Bourne Supremacy ending intensifies]
>>22791197
pig disgusting nose mole, got thin pieces of paper as lips and weak chin. Chew some gum. Theres also a larva coming out of your lacrimal holes.
>>22791656
We're all gonna make it brah, grow up, read the sticky and get /fit/. Loose the Bieber/Ian smosh haircut.
>>22791678
wannabe geordishore faggy haircut. Your look isnt tough, its really cringe inducing. Even a newborn baby has bigger ears and smaller nose. By the lenght of your upper core I can see your a manlet.
>>22791732
wash your hair you pig, and put a bag on your face.
>>22790898
You have a fat girl face.
>>22791197
You are too cute can't do it nope
>>22790946
Josh Homme's retarded cousin
>>22791009
edgy
d
g
y
>>22791197
wipe that shitstain off your nose and take a shower for once you albino gypsy looking ass bitch
>>22791656
ur cool bro
>>22791678
midget ears, you're missing out on the pleasure of q-tips
>>22791732
oink
>>22790898
ur ugly
>>22790918
ur a fagit dyke
>>22790946
ur a stupid ginger
>>22790947
ur ugly as a nigger
>>22791009
ur 2 stupid to pass kindergarten
>>22791050
ur a freak
>>22791197
ur pathetic waste of life you stupid girl
>>22791656
u look literally retarded
>>22791678
u r satan
>>22791732
ur fat
>>22791050
Messages 14 year old girls for nudes and cuddles and pizza t b h ;-;
>>22790946
Mid-to-late 90s children's movie bully hits middle school metalhead phase
>>22790898
18/female/stoner/bi/welcome to my twisted [email protected] :3
>>22790947
I bet when people would do tbhs on Facebook in middle school you got a lot of "idk u but u seem cool lol"s on your wall, not any more though
>>22791009
Pinhead lookin ass the fuck have you done to your face
>>22791678
You wear a floppy purple beanie and carry an acoustic guitar on which you play blink 182 and the wonder years on everywhere don't you you fucking fuck
Sorry, I'm no good at making fun of people, so here's some material for you guys.
ill save the trouble, i have a unibrow. come at me fgts
>>22793048
you always remind me of my friend who died, he was wheelchair bound : (
are you in a wheelchair?
>>22793067
Nah mate, I run track ironically.
>>22793076
implying you even have any cool tracksuits, nice try bud
>>22793084
Tracksuits are for pansy-ass motherfuckers who can't handle a little frostbite on the nads.
But sorry about your friend man.
>>22793096
its okay bud, and dude not sure I can believe you without at least one trackpant or jacket
>>22793100
Gonna have to disappoint you on this one, sorry.
>>22792486
OOOOOOO KILL EM
>>22793060
Why don't you just shave it regularly?
>>22793106
JUST
U wudn't
>>22793122
wot
>>22793106
man we get it you wanna defend pop punk
>>22793048
you're voting for bernie sanders and your favorite band is mumford and sons, you look like the default setting for white people
>>22791732
holy shit bruh is that george zimmerman forreal
you look like you'd make a good slam pig but good luck finding a guy who's gonna voluntarily climb on top of that trainwreck sober every night yeesh
>>22791678
I saw you at the bar last night 20 times over because every tumbleweed dickhead in every metropolitan area has your dumb cunt haircut because all you faggots wanna be jimmy darmody from boardwalk empire. you either take it up the ass or you cry after you fuck, full stop, b.
>>22791656
are you even old enough to have bought that vape?
>>22793338
Gah, I hate Mumford&Sons, that shit gets on my nerves. I live in Canada, so I don't see myself voting for an American president anytime soon.
Eh, go for it.
>>22793360
your country elected a snowboarding marxist kek into office, this is even worse.
make me cry
>>22793444
Bet that necklace is probably from sex ex boyfriend. He was probably sleeping around behind your back, and dumped your sorry ass because you're bad in the sack.
>>22793468
haha, great guess. i've been asked if that necklace is from a boyfriend a couple of times. i got it as a christmas gift from my parents a long time ago.
>>22790898
You look like a wannabe kim
>>22793444
your hair is ugly and you wasted trips
>>22790947
You look crazy desu, I'd only hit&quit
>>22791009
I want to punch you till your piercings bleed
>>22791197
You're not fooling anyone, that mole can still be seen from a hole away
>>22791732
You misspelled Tumblr
>>22793444
Judging by the reflection, you look a little overweight.
Not wifey material since you'd stop working out and become a fat piece of shit.
>>22793492
Did your parents die and leave you orphaned? Is that why you still wear that cheap piece of shit?
>>22793533
holy fuck, dude
Haha. Be merciless, too.
>>22790898
The perfect mix of gold digger tendencies and dim wits. Your children will likely be just as irredeemable.
>>22790918
How much for anal? Shit. I forgot, its free.
>>22790946
jealous, unemployed and probably abusive. Just like daddy was, eh bro?
>>22790947
Lives off her parents still. And i bet daddy is getting tired of paying for your monthly abortions.
>>22791009
Cutter, probably has had several suicide attempts. Still trying to figure out how to do it right, are we Mels? I'll call you Mels. Its short for melancholy.
>>22791197
Quick, love, you forgot to throw up the dinner....calories are evil!! There ya go, that's better.
>>22791656
"Hey, guys. I vape! Guys...?? Guys? Why dont i have any friends?"
>>22791678
Smelled your own breath didntcha? Yeah. We have been dealing with your shit for way too long, man.
>>22791732
You should just change your name to "Diabetty". Cherish those toes while you still have em.
>>22793048
I hate to come at your sexuality, but when faggots wanna describe a faggot, to other faggots, they point at you.
>>22793106
"No mom, ill just get a GED"
"Yes mom, i know it's 2 years later, but I'll still get that GED"
"Yeahhh, school is just not for me. Besides, what does school really even teach you?"
>>22793183
Arent you that guy from the picture...you know, the one who's leaning forwards and stretching open his gaping rectum with his hands? Dude. It's okay. You can admit it.
>>22793421
You look like the love child of Raymond from, everyone loves Raymond, and Raymond's mother.
>>22793444
Wipe that look off your face, you still gotta worry about how youre gonna cure this never ending vaginal yeast infection. Its gotten to the point where you just smell like bread all the time.
>>22793636
that is a phat head
>>22793695
I just held the camera close, you illiterate waste of oxygen.
>>22793636
It was a bit more like 'fuck school nigga, i'ma be a drug dealer"
>>22793702
whatever man you have a balloon for a head.
>>22793706
How much for a zip? Lol jk
>>22793497
I'm pale, blue eyed and pretty slim. how the fuck does that portray kim? Hate the whole 'so much makeup I could be a tranny look'
>>22793636
Gold diggers don't and dim wit is an oxymoron.
You look like every time you try to steal a bike the 10 year old whity can beat your ass.
>>22793444
You'd make a pretty niglet but your looks don't appeal to the aryans ;(
>>22793787
tranny'-look*
Gold digger and dim*
I'm too sleepy for fiddling on my phone gomen.
>>22790898
You are beautiful have you got kik
>>22790918
Have you got kik
>>22793789
See. Dim witted as fuck. The gold digger vibes are strong with you. I bet you can't name a single thing you actually earned via hard work or employment.
I'm US fucking Army. Show me this 10 year old that can beat me up lol. Lol you're as dumb as i predicted
>>22790898
Nigger lips
>>22791197
You get nudes posted on /r9k/
Anyone else remember when her nudes were posted?
>>22794638
I do, is that really her though? I thought she left for good after that.
>>22794679
I don't know. Her body is absolute shit though. Cuts all over. I thought she was gonna kill herself after that.
>>22794679
>>22794702
Either of you know her name or have the pics? I think I know her.
>>22794702
Dont remember lol
>>22794708
Not me, it happened a few weeks ago on /soc/ too cuz thats where i saw them. Some anon got them through kik and posted them
>>22794708
Not keeping those pics. That would be illegal.
>>22794390
I'm 18, living on my own for 2 years now, pay my own rent,own bills...own everything.
I don't get handouts, I have my own little business selling clothing for cash. Before that I was an intern at a hotel. Idk what you're trying to say? I think you niggers just want to believe whites don't work for anything. You are self righteous af. My IQ was 134 last time I checked.
>>22794427
that's not a roast dude.
>>22796917
>woman
>IQ above 80
Sure thing cunt.
>>22796926
Yes. My father has an IQ of 150 something. So it's hereditary.
Get at me.
>>22797018
I believe you shitskin. Do you have a single fact to back that up?
>>22797024
you look like me except fat
but guess what? even being less fat, I'm a kissless virgin with no hope, so you're not going anywhere pal, suicide is the only option, so join me in hell
>>22797046
You'll be fine buddy, try be positive.
>>22797045
No? The fact is that I was tested in a facility and my IQ was 132. My Dad was chuffed and joked about how I got it from him, which I knew already. I could link videos of him in the news but giving out my fathers info on 4chan is a bad move so I decided against it.
>>22797070
confirmed to live in a facility.
>>22797064
I tried that
didn't help
haven't met a girl in real life in years
kill me
>>22797046
Vyro you post your face on /r9k/ for attention all the time. You can't even get beta virgins to notice you half the time. Must be sad.
>>22797079
Keep at it, you've still got life ahead of you.
>>22797056
If that shitty beard ever grows in full, ISIS may actually pursue recruiting you.
>>22797070
You're already changing the numbers.
>facility
Kek
>>22793636
Why you look like a fatass retarded gucci mane. Why it look like you got in a fight with mike tyson twice. Where your ears at nigga. Why you look like yo name adam
>>22797077
>>22797109
South African English.
>>22797109
I was discussing it with my parents. The number fluctuates. I dropped two points in 6 years :'(. IQ points don't mean shit if you don't use your brain for anything. But at least I have potential if I'd like to. But I don't desu. I want a nice stress-free job to put food on my table and a roof over my head, and I'll be satisfied with that.
>>22797046
You look like American Pewdiepie except even more stupid looking. How do you have a rape face and a depressed face in one look.
>>22797189
>IQ points don't mean shit if you don't use your brain
God almighty, I know that feel.
>>22797046
arent you that otaku dude?
Everyone only made jabs at my weight which isn't even roasting at me because it doesn't hurt me to be pushed around for being bigger. You guys tried.
>>22791732
No you're just straight up ugly, you look like the guy who hides the pickles under his tongue in spongebob squarepants
>>22797056
you look like a pothead who plays bass in a shitty reggae band
>>22797370
>dat fucking reference
>>22797334
Yes..
I just want an otaku girl to love
it will never happen
I will keep playing FFXIV all day and staring at the female characters dreaming about physical contact with something as amazing as a real girl
but it will never happen
Roast me bitches
And anyone in amsterdam?
>>22798363
lookin like a buttpirate with that shirt senpai
Roast me m8s
