FEMALE SEXY AUDIO (FSA)
Dirty talk, audio masturbation, vocal smut and shenanigans all recorded on vocaroo or other sites and posted.
Be as tame, romantic, sensual or filthy as you like. Record your masturbation, try some scripts, improv, sing, play music, talk about your favorite sexual fantasies, and/or just look for requests on the thread.
Please remember to tag your post with your Thread name, the request link and/or title and type of work (song, fap, script, etc...)
And if you sing please put the title on it.
All content is welcome here, but please keep in mind:
>Please keep long scripts and extreme scripts in pastebins (http://pastebin.com)
>Name and picture requests are generally ignored. Contactfagging is also generally ignored and discouraged by the /soc/ rules unless given permission by the performer.
>Refrain from spamming the thread.
>General 4chan and /soc/ rules apply.
>Please be civil towards the people.
>No one is entitled to get their request done.
PREVIOUS THREAD: >>22689944
<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< FSA >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
GIANT SCRIPT and LINK ARCHIVE: http://pastebin.com/5fNkmWLW
AUDIO HOSTING SITES
http://www.vocaroo.com
http://tindeck.com/
http://www.picosong.com
http://clyp.it/
http://www.chirbit.com
http://soundgasm.net
https://soundcloud.com
TEXT-HOSTING
PASTEBIN: http://pastebin.com/
SOUND EDITING SOFTWARE
Audacity.sourceforge.net Best Free Recording Software on the Interwebs
FSA FAQ http://pastebin.com/RuFTF8iD
!!!QUESTIONS FOR NEW GIRLS!!! http://pastebin.com/QTEyFg4w
PRO-TIPS FOR PERFORMERS http://pastebin.com/CV86rFZ9
VK's THREAD PANEL IMAGES http://imgur.com/a/NMCFe
Olllie's THREAD PANELS http://imgur.com/a/6ArTJ & http://imgur.com/a/BA82B
Azula's THREAD PANELS http://imgur.com/a/JM9I6#0
<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< FSA >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< NEW TO FSA?>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
ARE YOU NEW TO THE FSA EXPERIENCE?
First time to the thread? Unsure what to do? Why not answer some questions?*
OR masturbate/moan for us? <everyone loves that>
OR you can just pick a script off the thread or in our vast and untamed script archive: http://pastebin.com/5fNkmWLW
*QUESTIONS FOR NEW GIRLS http://pastebin.com/QTEyFg4w
If the New Girl questions are too much for you, try MSA's Q's: http://pastebin.com/ssMAgcpb
PRO-TIPS FOR PERFORMERS http://pastebin.com/CV86rFZ9
Midnight Rambler's tips on audio recording: http://pastebin.com/4F98LTC0
FSA FAQ http://pastebin.com/RuFTF8iD
<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<FSA>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Ballad of IX
http://pastebin.com/2cGT1TWD
>yes, I know, I couldn't make my speech as remotely irrational or idiotic as the original
>>22771155
This entire post confuses me, and I don't think I want to understand.
>>22771155
Your masjesty. I burn for your chast, for your breasts to press into my meager chest. I ignite whenever I see you, and flow at the thought of your touch. *several beats* I need your womanhood deep inside! *half a second* Hold me firmly and use me violently. *quarter second* I am a toy for your passion, please, take me tonight. *a beat* I am merely a toy for your passions..! Queen, choose me!
>>22771106
FSA BINS
==========================
SEXUAL
FSA SCRIPTS BY SUBJECT http://pastebin.com/RYXxya7b
FSA FUTANARI http://pastebin.com/XfUX3Qh6
FSA COCK-RELATED SCRIPTS http://pastebin.com/Tk99kewv
FSA ROBOTS, GYNOIDS, SIMULANTS & ALIENS http://pastebin.com/RM2dk3cm
FSA FEMSUB COLLECTION http://pastebin.com/ggca5wdW
FSA GIRL-ON-GIRL COLLECTION http://pastebin.com/QHtVuJgv
FSA FEMDOM COLLECTION http://pastebin.com/kteSetxK
FSA SUPER SHORT SCRIPTS http://pastebin.com/5Hv6L4si
FSA OLD STUFF FOUND http://pastebin.com/sFHk5huh
FSA FEELS GOOD, MAN (NSFW) http://pastebin.com/h0SSYL7z
FSA SHENANIGANS: DIFFERENT KINDS OF LUST http://pastebin.com/R1MkasyZ
FSA TRANSCRIBED/RECOVERED/EDITED http://pastebin.com/tgSJS5Fc
FSA COLLECTED SCRIPTS & BITS http://pastebin.com/xQQikpuD
FSA CHALLENGES & QUESTIONS http://pastebin.com/zNz1dUSw
FSA WINCEST http://pastebin.com/WRYStF9K
FSA JOI COLLECTION http://pastebin.com/vnhwkMFe
FSA NON-CONSENSUAL COLLECTION http://pastebin.com/i2g6rXRS
FSA DIRTY & ROMANTIC http://pastebin.com/5rCR7cga
FSA TEACHER-STUDENT SCRIPT COLLECTION http://pastebin.com/T128tC2n
==============================================
NONSEXUAL*
DRAMA! (Monologues) http://pastebin.com/U12x7j1L
FSA SWEET TALK (SFW) http://pastebin.com/zi4CxhMg
FSA SHENANIGANS FILE http://pastebin.com/21x8ZTqP
FSA FUNNY to PSYCHO http://pastebin.com/ywFKWKF3
FSA SEXY POETRY COLLECTION http://pastebin.com/REXYZmzD
*mostly (use your judgment)
>>22771113
http://chirb.it/n338qq
I answered some of those questions. I'm bad at this D:
Question for all the lovely ladies: do you find yourself method acting in certain situations/read throughs or are you accustomed to script reading that it is just an everyday thing like brushing your teeth? Always curious about the method involved.
>>22771811
>http://chirb.it/n338qq
Oh the shyness just makes you all the more endearing ;)
>>22772187
=D glad you enjoyed. That was just a normal reading, no attempt at acting. I really am that way.
>>22772187
>;)
Here we fucking go again, I'm out. Might as well repost this as well for new people.
>>22770995
>>22770995
>>22772218
Woah, where did that come from? I think you might have me confused with someone else... I post on here quite infrequently with the Mr ;) handle if identifying...
>>22764904
>Hi, & likewise!
>Mmm...sort of. I think? Blah, sorry :/ Was it a script? I remember an improv thing but I can't recall what, if any, the other specifics were aside from it being a CEI. If it was a script then no, I don't remember and I don't seem to have anything like that bookmarked either. Tell me again pls?
It was an improv, but I don't really remember every specific in it.. I guess you said you copied it and saved it somewhere..
Something like, precum play, self facial, cum play (maybe gargling with it, playing around with it while having it in the mouth), edging,
not sure about other stuff..
>>22772218
O.o either way, dont worry. Im currently starting to date someone and have no interest in online seriousness. Just some fun.
>>22772297
>>>22772218
Yup yup, if this place isn't just some fun, there's no point even opening the page!
>>22771106
=============================================================
THANKSGIVING
EROTIC THANKSGIVING CHALLENGE!
THE CHALLENGE IS TO...UM... MAKE THANKSGIVING SEXY!
IMPROV/SCRIPT POSSIBILITIES
Hooking up with someone you haven't seen since you were last home... (and for you incest fans, that can include family members)
Food porn with cranberry sauce? Mashed potatoes? Pie?
Sneaky fapping because you are back home and the house is filled with relatives...
Finally all alone with your SO as the rest of the family is shoppping on Black Friday
Sneaking off to a quiet corner of the mall to fuck on Black Friday
You are molested in your post-turkey tryptophanic coma
Sex in a pilgrim costume?
Tell us about any sexy thanksgiving incident.
Masturbate and gobble like a turkey when you come?
Ghosts of American Indians possess the men in a family, and as punishment they (naturally) cause a rape-fest of the women of the house.
At dinner, sneaking under the table to blow bf/brother/brother-in-law. Bonus points for accidentally getting the wrong guy.
Working retail on Black Friday, you run out of the last of (insert whatever the biggest fad gift is) but coerce the shopper to fuck you for the last one.
And anything else you can come up with.
<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<FSA>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>22772218
Wrong cluster B.
>obsessed with status
>thinks people are jealous when they criticize
>acts like someone stabbed him if they deprive him of flattery
>will do anything to maintain supply of compliments and attention
>bad poetry
>appears to fetishize own molestation by getting people to renact it with excessive compliments to the subject who they couldn't resist
I know from ASPD. And that's not one. Thats a narcissist looking for supply.
I hope everyone enjoys 14 minutes chock full of awkward! I answered some questions for new people.
http://chirb.it/AJv9MM
Hurt Me --VK
Mmmmmm....baby...keep kissing me like that....mmmm...let's get that shirt off you..<kissing>.I love these lazy Sundays with you! <kissing> Late breakfast, crosswords on the couch and our afternoon fucking...<satisfied moan> You want me stripped? I'm on it. <pause> There. <low moan> I love your hands on my tits. whatever you call them! I want to ask you to do something for me, baby. <kisssing> Hurt me. <pause> No, I mean it. Slap me, bite me, spank me--all that.<pause> Yes, I am that dirty a girl...for you. <pause>
I'm not just a nice girl. I'm a naughty, but nice girl. <light slap> Yeah, like that. but you can go harder <harder slap> <moan> <pause> You can go that hard and even harder on my ass. Slap my tits too. <slap> Ooh! Oh.. yeah... <pause> Oh, it's the contrast....<slap> <slap>between the pain..and the pleasure you give me...<long moan> And yes, keep giving me pleasure with your hands and your mouth---<heavy breathing> Y-you can throw me around too...just put me how you want me. Yeah! <moaning> Doggy-style is the best <Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap><Slap> Oh! Perfect! Slipping inside me while you spank my ass! <long moan> Oh, yeah...Yeah...Like that....yeah! <Ow!> It's okay, Pinching my nipples was...surprise....a good surprise!.. Oh, you're fucking me so fucking....<moan> Yeah, slip your hadn around my throat too or... yeah....pull my hair......Just physically dominate me...<more excited breathing and moaning> yeah! Just use me! Make me your dirty slut! Your little savage! <even more excited moaning> Hurt me! <improvise to orgasm> <pause> <deep breath> Wow....yeah, let's be tender for a while. But you liked that, right? <pause> I'm glad. <kisssing> Next time, I want some biting too. <Laugh>
Any quick thing I can record when on my lunch break?
>>22772639
>FSA SUPER SHORT SCRIPTS http://pastebin.com/5Hv6L4si
Pick one!
>>22772646
http://chirb.it/awcaze
So I picked one and kinda paraphrased. Lunch breaks are too quick!
>>22772605
This is super adorable. Welcome back, Yup!
Your voice is that perfect mix of sensual and cute. Please stick around and record things for us. Pretty please!?
Dem giggles... <swoons>
>>22773026
Henceforth, I shall be known as Baron Who!! Lol. What an awesome tag. I guess it would have been too much to ask for a more manly color.
>>22772605
Yay, Yupperdeedoooooooooooo!
>>22772899
Nice! Thanks for spending lunchtime with us!
>>22773026
Thank you so much for the sweet words! I'll try to seriously hang around a little more.
>>22773071
I saw that comment, sir!
Here's another chirb of me masturbating with my little pocket vibe.
I'm going to laugh at every listen imagining everyone going completely flaccid at the end.
http://chirb.it/c0wAOg
Harley Establishing ^.^
http://www.chirbit.com/Harley
Anyone who doesn't feel comfortable with posting requests here can email me at
[email protected]
Will Do Anything Except:
Parent/Child Incest
With Age play 15 is the lowest I can go
Negative Discrimination
Examples:
Complete Oral From Harley
[rimjob, ass play, femsub, slurping]
http://chirb.it/A0f5r5
Porn Commentary #6 Dp Edition
[commentary on porn while masturbating to it]
http://chirb.it/rmtNx7
AI Stimulation
[Artificial Unit, Gangbang]
http://chirb.it/8KJFkD
5 Favorite Movies Ramble
http://chirb.it/wvb456
>>22773322
>imagining everyone going completely flaccid at the end
Nonsense! You have delightful little squeaks and squeals. I can honestly say that at least one of those listens was certainly not. We even got a giggly exclamation point at the end. Thank you, and keep up the good work.
(There are still more that I need to do. They will be up soon)
Email Requests
Piss Whore
[master/sub, golden showers]
http://chirb.it/10B8K1
Party with Black Gentlemen
[gangbang, black cock, whimpering/crying, rape]
http://chirb.it/5vMAO2
>>22699238
Job Interview Gone Awry
[blackmail, desperate woman needs job, forced handjon/cocksucking]
http://chirb.it/J1nLv8
>>22761203
Very Loud Orgasm (The Neighbors Probably Know)
http://chirb.it/F7Acz5
>>22701108
Late Advice (I'm sorry Anon)
http://chirb.it/G1vq5y
>>22703243
Don't Ever Let Go
http://chirb.it/tvPJ5O
>>22707889
Top 5 Favorite Scary Movies Ramble
http://chirb.it/wmPJO5
>>22773071
I tried another short recording x.x I'm really still bad at this. I'm so afraid to be a little louder due to tenants potentially hearing. I've found it's quite difficult to worry about being quiet and putting more emotion into speaking. I tried wrapping myself in a blanket while speaking, but it started creating noise the more daring I got.
Anyway, http://chirb.it/5L773x
>>22701785
The Portraits
http://chirb.it/ap8A1B
>>22706764
Cum Succubus
by: Sera
http://chirb.it/q74JKH
>>22708043
Trick or Treat
by:Sketcher
http://chirb.it/z8M2bd
>>22715773
Falling Leaves
http://chirb.it/wL6Nrf
>>22716196
Death is Nothing At All
http://chirb.it/mxED9m
>>22724930
J.R. Rogue
http://chirb.it/MI5gm2
>>22726787
If You Ever Fall in Love
http://chirb.it/AkhwPc
>>22773728
>>22773945
Harley wins this thread I think, and it's only 33 posts old! Thanks!
>>22773999
clearly D: I'm just looking for help and critique, being new to this sort of thing is all.
>>22773930
>Anyway, http://chirb.it/5L773x
You're doing fine! It takes time and practice to get comfortable using and hearing your voice. Stick to the shorties for a bit to feel that out and keep producing content!
>>22773999
Thank you and you are welcome ; )
(This is like half a threads posts put into two. Sickness is a thing)
>>22774006
Listening to the couple you've posted. I think you have a very nice voice. Currently the only thing that could be better is that you need to be comfortable. It sounds like you are on edge and nervous (completely understandable). Have you done any rambles about something that you care about? I think they helped me get more comfortable with the whole thing.
>>22774020
>>22774058
I definitely do need to get more comfortable. I wish I knew when they'd be out, that way I can really let go. I also think they're deceptively loud in that I can almost always hear them talk, but think it's just because they're always yelling to each other about something. As such, I'm a little nervous they'll be able to hear me, especially on the dirtier reads.
>>22774085
That is really annoying. Do they work? or are they hermits?
>>22773945
>>22773728
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS, love you harley
>>22774273
One works. It's a middle aged Jewish woman and her mother. The former has a son who apparently is dating/living with a non Jewish girl. I believe that sums up what I'm living with.
Hello cute new thread it's mittens hi <3
Honey establishing (despite a dynamic IP ㄱ.ㄱ)
Guided general relaxation
http://chirb.it/hvKMLt
Starter questions:
http://chirb.it/b7C138
French rambles:
http://chirb.it/w8mN7y
Autumn questions:
http://chirb.it/yexxG4
>>22774299
Love you too random citizen.
^.^
>>22774307
Sounds like an "interesting" situation ya got there. You could always record in your car? I've done it, it's generaly pretty quiet.
>>22774480
I only have a desktop =p Aside from phone, but I'm unsure how that would work.
>>22774646
I guess it'd be hard to get the whole computer and tower to your car. Funny though.
I use my iphone and voice memos.
>>22773930
Neighbors (assuming it's at a reasonable time, like during the day or your neighbords don't have kids and it's not dead of night) are just unintentional auidence!
Do not fear. It's like getting a neighbor who can hear loud moaning. It happens and it's unintended audience
>>22774364
howdy m'ittens
As you might have guessed from a /soc/ fsa girl, Mittens is indeed a whore.
Good to fap to, do not attempt to date.
I miss Drop.
Mittens is fucking stunning holy shit
>>22772003
every actor is always different. Some specialize in method, some in improvisation, and some in personalization.
Of course, a versatile actor can do all three strongly, but certain styles come more naturally to different people
introductory vocaroo
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0qrsCBvmla7
ko id establishing
>>22775341
take your fucking drama somewhere else, mama. don't shit talk the performers. if your breakup was really that bad, go cry in a corner instead of to the rest of us who don't give a shit about your love life.
>>22775624
I don't have any scripts but would you be able to do a something maybe loli related? Also welcome back.
>>22775706
Sure. Any fetishes I should take into account? Turn offs?
>>22775624
Uh thats a nice voice.
>>22775717
Hmm. I really like bro/sis stuff. Well bestiality is a turn off.
>>22775724
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1XJBN3SWktZ
>>22775741
Ok so no 2 puppies from the same litter in a threesome :P
>>22775750
Well thats indeed a sexy voice. I have no script but please do make something nice indeed.
>>22775750
While the thought of puppy fucking does make me harder than DIAMONDS I would have to say no for right now.
>>22775773
harder than diamonds, eh?
>>22775772
you got it. is bro/sis ok for you or is it a turn off?
Forgot this
FSA's Authors*
-------------------------------------------------------
AHAB-http://pastebin.com/u/captainahab
AMI's Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/u/GhostAmi
ANONCHAN 781 http://pastebin.com/u/anonchan781
ANONYMOUS http://pastebin.com/z9eVcD1b
AZULA'S SCRIPTS http://pastebin.com/r6CXDL15
BO Lover's Scripts: http://pastebin.com/saJJhAqK
BONAROBA http://pastebin.com/Wa9sVes6
COVERMEINPEARLS' SCRIPTS: http://pastebin.com/u/covermeinpearls
EL PRESO http://pastebin.com/u/el_preso
ENTRECHAT Scripts http://pastebin.com/UbEc1dyz
HITMONSAUCE http://pastebin.com/u/hitmonsauce
ITTY Scripts http://pastebin.com/u/Itty
HOMER http://pastebin.com/u/HomerSOC
HORNYGOOD BOY http://pastebin.com/u/hornygoodboy
HUGH http://pastebin.com/u/hughjames89
KASTYRIASIS http://pastebin.com/eZgBU0cF
MEGARCHON http://pastebin.com/u/lords_megarchon
NERO http://pastebin.com/u/socNemo
OLLIE http://pastebin.com/u/vocawriter112
ORANGE PROSE http://pastebin.com/u/Apocalyptore
SERA http://pastebin.com/u/Sera13
SMUTOMANCER http://pastebin.com/u/Smutomancer
SKETCHER Pastebin http://pastebin.com/pSUbMuJ5
SS http://pastebin.com/VL7751NF
SQUEE’S SCRIPTS http://pastebin.com/u/squeesex
THIS MAGIC BURNER http://pastebin.com/u/Thismagicburner
TIARA'S Somewhat Kinky Script http://pastebin.com/AufHw26b
TREMOR'S SCRIPTS http://pastebin.com/u/tremor
VK http://pastebin.com/S2MdUuzS
XIOMBARG'S STORYTELLER http://1d4chan.org/wiki//tg/%27s_Smut_Index#Xiombarg.27s_Storyteller.27s_fics
*Not by any means a complete list
(If you aren't here and you think you should be. let me know. )
>>22775624
Yo, chica! Welcome back!
>>22775724
Ko be the class in this joint.
>>22775783
Whatever you do with that voice, i'll take it babe.
>>22775783
Hell yeah. It makes me as hard as diamondillium. It makes me so hard I could protect the earth from a giant tentacle monster.
>>22774646
A contender arises. You have a very lovely voice. Maybe leave some music on in your place and go day hi to them and see how loud the music sounds. Try gauge it?
>>22775805
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0CfCobaTrdz
loli/forceful/hitachi/orgasm
(mention of a period, but no period play)
Zantosa establishing. Please get a good color!
Someone in the last thread requested this:
http://chirb.it/O5Bfh7
I'm usually a multiples girl, but edging is difficult.
>>22775860
Diamonds achieved! Hhhhnnnnggggg.
>>22775860
Fuck. Uhhh. Good to have you back. I ummmm.......I gotta go take care of something.
>>22775800
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ttZCfJtTuZ
short dominatrix script by azula
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0VmKkX2Vtjw
cheating/blackmail/femdom
script by azula
>>22775883
idk this mic is new so i haven't worked out all the small kinks. i hope the sound was ok because that was a one-take kinda vocaroo lol
>>22772003
http://chirb.it/6ahhrw
Does this even make sense?
>>22775933
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0LjrKzMlFcy
all right everyone is too busy fapping so i'm going to go play a game of league.
feel free to request while i'm gone, but i have to be quiet, roomie is home
>>22775954
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1DUSxxMn4c3
Herald of the Goddess
(Very Short, in which the Goddess proclaims the beginning of her crusade)
http://pastebin.com/47d1btKj
Pleasing the Goddess
(Short,in which the Goddess muses about men's desire to die by her hand)
http://pastebin.com/vuRnqJ35
In the Beginning
(Long, in which the Goddess recounts the first time she slew an army)
http://pastebin.com/9WDMvuZB
Thoughts on men
(Short, in which the Goddess expresses her love for her victims)
http://pastebin.com/6qZ2VFam
The Last Man
(Medium, wherein the Goddess toys with the last man in the world.)
http://pastebin.com/kmspNVwQ
Torture
(Long, wherein the Goddess tortures numerous men to death)
http://pastebin.com/HMGEqma7
Goddess of War and Death
(Long, wherein the Goddess butchers a camp of men)
http://pastebin.com/g4WkYt7Z
Goddess Exultant
(Short, the Goddess exults in her own glory)
http://pastebin.com/DYbiWpxV
Fear The Goddess
(Short, the Goddess toying with an army before battle)
http://pastebin.com/wt4CJLTC
The Intervention
(Medium, the Goddess intervenes in a battle to claim her prizes)
http://pastebin.com/rjLrUrLj
The Original
http://pastebin.com/TmZR7bfq (Long, in which our heroine recounts felling an army of millions)
Meditations
(Long, in which the Goddess ponders her feelings towards men while massacring them.)
http://pastebin.com/QDaSZM6X
>>22776015
that's fine, it's just you said you didn't know what it was within the first few seconds of your chirbit so i figured i'd help explain the question a little more for the benefit of the asker.
>>22776024
hi darling.
got a new script for me? ;)
>>22776024
Holy shit is this actually like mythological goddesses having sex with people?
It is!
I like you.
any britbong or strayan qts around? i dont even care what you say, just record something. your accents make me hhnnnnngg
>>22776050
You either have a very interesting idea of sex or are very confused. Thanks though.
>>22776144
Murdersexual is a valid sexuality for mythological and fictional characters.
Some of my favorite fictional characters are murdersexual, and often I like fictional characters more than regular people.
>>22776155
Well theres always been a certain amount of sexual gratification for the character in her killing but I have never heard the term murdersexual. I think I like it, though.
>>22776183
I came up with it when trying to explain season 1 of Dexter to an ex. Then I had to use it to describe a few of my D&D characters... This reminded me of one of them, although she's more playful and less serious than this.
>>22776203
Feel like elucidating?
>>22776243
There was the spider girl who didn't think anyone would find her attractive but really, really liked drinking people's fluids.
And there was this character... I tried to improv her voice a little, but it's been awhile. I played the dragon for an organized crime syndicate that took over the world for like 2 years. The girl who considered torture a hobby, but wanted to make you like it. The one who they threatened to let play with you for a couple days if you were disloyal, and who once was involved in a plan to masquerade as a performer in a "Sensual Dance" troupe, only the dance was actually a rather expressive casting of fireball. Basically I wanted a sorceress who was also Michelle Pfieffer Catwoman but more ultraviolent and on acid. Made extensive use of our healer, especially once we had resurrection spells available.
http://chirb.it/Pmd7gC
And now I'm forbidden to make Tzimisces in VtM.
>>22776444
Hey that's pretty good stuff. You have got some talent for this sort of thing.
>>22773322
Both this and your questions for new girls are frickin' adorable. I tip my hat at you madam and wish to hear more from you. :)
>>22773728
would you record an audio begging me to cum in your mouth? if not thanks for reading.
>>22773388
email sent :)
> open request here:
It would wonderful if one of you lovely performers here could put your mic or phone on your pillow and do a lazy morning make out session. If you could record it just as you wake up, that would be perfect. No need to say anything if you don't want to, just kisses on the lips, neck, chest; stretch and snuggle; do those morning grunts and sighs; maybe get a bit friskier if you're feeling it. I love waking up to this kind of stuff, and it's actually a bit harder to find than I expected.
>captcha: select all the food
But I don't even think any of these pictures ARE food.
Flaccid was the opposite of what actually happened :)
>>22775624
Thanks for answering!
>>22776030
Thank you for answering!
>>22777413
much agreed
i will provide some content by tonight or tomorrow
>>22777645
Thanks very much, looking forward to it:D
>>22775624
song request wicked game chris isaak.
>>22775870
holly shit that's so damn hot.
a record with some multiples would be awesome too
>>22775870
>http://chirb.it/O5Bfh7
thanks for fulfilling my request!
I'm going to listen to it now :)
http://chirb.it/BEL7tN
>>22771811
You sound amazing. I can't stop listening!
>>22777827
http://chirb.it/5PcDFc
Anything you'd like me to try? I still have no idea what I'd be suited for.
>>22777843
Honestly, I could listen to you for ages. I'd like to know more about you. I know that's totally weird for 4chan, but I'm pretty weird by anyone's standards.
>>22777857
That isn't particularly helpful! D:
>>22773691
>>22777081
And I'm sure >>22777497 was commenting on me there hehe.
Thank you so much, you three. I got all flustered just reading your comments.
>>22777877
Hmmm... How about you tell me about one of your dreams? I love hearing about dreams.
>>22777896
Well, I think we'd have failed in our duties to you if you hadn't enjoyed it a little :D
>>22777909
http://chirb.it/t5bNpO
Dreams are weird. x.x
>>22778060
Strange is good. I am intrigued by the elevator, but I'm sure you were as well.
You have such a full voice. There doesn't seem to be anything fragile about you. And I mean that in a very good way.
I know its probably pretty weord, but when I listen to you all I can see is your lips moving and their expressions. And it would seem that the fluttering of my stomach has detracted from my ability to form a coherent thought. All I can think of are those lips and that voice...
>le sigh
>>22778097
Full? Im not sure if I understand that description. Additionally, I'm going to have to strongly disagree with your fragile comment. I wont ruin whatever vision you have, but surely I would do it no justice =p I guess I'm interested in what one would do with a "full" voice.
>>22775870
you sound amazing. thanks again!
Can any girl just swear for a minute? Angrily, sexily. Whatever. Just put some emotional resonance in it. Hell, you could even be delighted while swearing
I WOULD DATE YOU SO HARD, AND THEN MARRY THE SHIT OUT OF YOU.
THEN RAISE THE FUCK OUT OF OUR KIDS!
AND GIVE YOU ALL THE MOTHERFUCKING LOVE AND SUPPORT YOU’D EVER FUCKING NEED.
AND PAY THE HELL OUT OF THAT FUCKING MORTGAGE.
AND THEN WHEN THE GUTTERS ARE CLOGGED I’LL GET UP THAT FUCKING LADDER AND CLEAN THAT SHIT UP WHILE YOU STAND BY THE KITCHEN WINDOW COMICALLY
JUDGING MY WORK.
AND THEN WE CAN VACUUM THE FUCK OUT OF OUR CARPET SO HARD THAT WE’LL HAVE TO GET A NEW ONE.
WE’LL WASH OUR CLOTHES SO GODDAMN FUCKING HARD. FORGET NO RINSE, WE’LL USE HIGH FUCKING SPEED.
BUY A FUCKING MINIVAN TO STUFF OUR BEAUTIFUL FUCKING BABIES INTO IT AND DRIVE THE FUCK OUT OF IT.
THEN WE CAN GO SOME FUCKING PARENT-TEACHER MEETINGS AND MEET THE FUCK OUT OF OUR KID’S TEACHER. THEN JUDGE THE SHIT OF HER IN THE CAR.
AND WE CAN THEN PILE ALL THE CHILDREN IN THE FUCKING MINIVAN AND GO TO THE STORE AND SHOP FOR GROCERIES SO HARD THAT WE ACTUALLY HAVE TO MAKE
MORE THAN TWO TRIPS TO GET ALL THAT SHIT INSIDE THE HOUSE.
AND THEN COOK THE FUCK OUT OF OUR KITCHEN UNTIL WE HAVE NO FOOD LEFT AND WE FEAST ON THAT SHIT FOR FUCKING DAYS.
I WILL EAT THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR HOMEMADE COOKIES.
THEN WASH THE SHIT OUT ON THE DISHES TOGETHER UNTIL OUR ENTIRE HANDS GET FUCKING PRUNEY.
WE’LL WATCH OUR KIDS FUCKING GRADUATE AND MOTHER FUCKING TEAR UP LIKE THE BADASS BOSSES WE FUCKING ARE.
WE WILL GROW SO DAMN OLD TOGETHER, WE WILL LOOK LIKE FUCKING RAISINS.
I WILL FUCKING TELL YOU EVERY SINGLE SECOND HOW MUCH I FUCKING LOVE YOU.
HOLDING EACH OTHER’S FUCKING HANDS SO HARD THAT WE SHIT OUR SELVES.
UNTIL WE DIE AND ROT AS MOTHERFUCKING CORPSES TOGETHER.
TIL DEATH DO US FUCKIN PART.
HAPPILY EVER FUCKING AFTER.
>>22778107
A "full" voice is going to be suited for sultry, slow, intense and emotional audio. Your full voice has depth and layers instead of being flat and emotionless or even just plain shallow.
What do you mean by suggesting that you are somehow fragile? I in no way doubt you, but voices are usually a great representation of. a person. Much more so than a photograph or a social media profile.
>>22778850
Oh my >.< that was unexpected. Thank you!
http://chirb.it/JnbhgE
If you have any specific requests, especially ones that I would potentially be suited for, I'd love to try!
>>22771110
scripts are genre sorted but not audio. why?
>>22779382
I don't share audio links anymore. It took too much time I don't have, and there were other issues. If the performer has a chirbit account, then the links are there and the sorting is Chirbit's issue.
Can I get lovely femanon to say "I love you Nathan" I would greatly appreciate it
>>22779403
>>22771106
>Name and picture requests are generally ignored.
Alright then I want to hear this "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who shepherds the weak thru the valley of darkness for he is truly his brothers keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon the with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name as the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee! "
>>22779491
Im not Jackson enough for that.
>>22779381
I'll find something that is exceptionally suited to your exquisite, breathtaking voice.
Also, side question: have you ever done prose performance? ( In school or out )
>>22778648
Things you are likely to hear me say in friendly conversation, especially when I'm nonplussed.
http://chirb.it/cvqg4I
>>22779542
Stooop x.x embarrassing!
And nope, never have.
>>22777722
>>22777767
>>22778195
Thanks! Glad you liked it.
>>22776626
Thanks! Maybe I'll see if I can get a decent read from one of your scripts later, but right now I am helping my roommate with something.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1VlviUmxxmB
>>22779708
Was that your phone? It sounded a little under-water. Also Noise reduction seems to be on. That shuts the mic off during pauses and quiet noises. That shouldn't be on for this.
>>22779771
Hmm. I'll take a look at it. Thank you! ^_^
http://pastebin.com/idqdukBd
Anyone interested in recording this or something similar?
I thought I saw you yesterday, but I didn't stop cause you was walking the opposite way. I guess I could've shouted out your name, but even if it was you I don't know what I would say. Yesterday was that you? It looked just like you. Strange things my imagination might do. Take a breath and reflect on what we've been through. Or am I just going crazy cause I miss you?
My boyfriend is into weird things sexually. Like just the other day I was in his room and I was about to lie down and he said "crab walk to the dresser, put on some lingerie and crab walk back" so I did, then he said make up a mating call so I started going HORK HORK HORK. He got a boner then started going WHERG WHERG WHERG!
>>22771106
Requesting:
"Tom, I . . . I don't know what to say. It's been such a long time since we . . . I thought I'd never hear from you again. I never understood how I managed to wrap myself so tightly around you; I never craved anything as unavailable as you. I was in such a strange place then, but you're here now and I just . . .
We're close enough to touch . . .
It's been been so long . . ."
I was reminded of someone I haven't spoken too, for too long. Heartache and all that. I could really use a reading. She is Australian, but I anyone from anywhere would be greatly appreciated.
>>22777645
Could we ask to hear some up close penetration if that isn't to much trouble.
Hello! (:
Questions for the newbie
http://vocaroo.com/i/s05VsfyaJvGS
>>22780577
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0iXpVsNX4tE
I hope this is ok
>>22780884
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0iXpVsNX4tE
You read it nearly just as I heard it in my head. These threads are such a strange resource. Thank you.
Can someone sing a soft innocent lullaby, like you're rocking me to sleep?
>>22778648
>>22778683
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ZXax71wZO4
the fluster is real
>>22779491
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0NsjTbxxB7q
the non-tarantino version:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1UGDIZFrvtZ
>>22780542
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1CUKyUpRhIb
>>22780577
http://vocaroo.com/i/s156kqYGFSuQ
>>22780854
I can provide that
>>22781151
Coming up
>>22781151
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1pBkqXdG0g3 - el labirinto del fauno
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0esnLTLoBi4 - mockingbird hill
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0PB5Ilqu6zl - heaven's light
>>22779491
Tfw i did this ages ago
>>22781351
i don't understand this post
are other people not supposed to record it?
>>22779638
That would be great, I haven't been around here in ages and you being the first to do one would be tops
>>22781328
Mockingbird hill... that's very sweet. I am a little astonished at the upwelling of feeling that evokes.
You have a nice voice, and it's a gift I appreciate.
(mfw you were thinking about ice hockey when you were making that)
>>22781378
>ice hockey
please, what am i, canadian?
i like mockingbird hill. it has a personal meaning for me because my grandma sang it to me and it was my favorite lullaby when I was a little girl so it always makes me happy to sing it
thanks
Tried to record myself masturbating, never done anything NSFW before and I'm not sure how sexy it is but I figured I'd post it anyway. (Also apologies for the bedspring noises, I'm not so good at keeping my hips still)
http://chirb.it/sC1w7A
- Honey
>>22781446
:-)
It is sexy
Would anyone be willing to read the Leeroy Jenkins copypasta?
Leeroy Jenkins created a strategy that revolved around trying to defeat your opponent in one turn without requiring any cards on the board. Fighting for board control and battles between minions make an overall game of Hearthstone more fun and compelling, but taking 20+ damage in one turn is not particularly fun or interactive.
>>22781291
>>22781328
wow what an amazing singing/humming voice! you're too kind, thank you! i needed this so much.
more porn commentaries!
Email Requests
Transexual Surprise
[Transexual, improv, femdom?,surprised forced anal sex]
http://chirb.it/h0byP1
>>22709515
Cock Worship
[cock worship, improv,all of this 100%true]
http://chirb.it/ty8q47
>>22777199
Begging For Cum in My Mouth
http://chirb.it/6HM8Fr
>>22781518
Leeroy Jenkins
http://chirb.it/hv4LKm
>>22778648
Cussing to Cuss
http://chirb.it/pNv4Ly
>>22781501
Thank you for the reassurance! :)
>>22781291
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s156kqYGFSuQ
Wow. Thank you. As great as that was I'm finding that they're just making my problem worse. Should've just requested something sexy. Lmao, thanks again.
>>22781446
VERY sexy.
Don't be afraid to talk to us. Let us know you know we're listening :)
Cute girls masturbating is the whole reason I come here
>>22779624
So I have two things for you, if you please.
SFW
> Something by Shel Silverstein. He is one of my all time favorites.
NSFW
> Really, this was the difficult part. Your voice is perfect for a controlling woman who is telling me what to do, but also fits well for some light begging (not too much). I know that's not much to go on, but I'm not a very controlling person.
BONUS
> I've been rather sick the last few days and haven't had anyone to take care of me, and trust me, I've needed it. Something fitting that situation would be heavenly, too.
Thanks again for all your time and effort
-Spaz
>>22782737
Thank you, and I'll do my best! I can tend to be a bit incoherent when getting off but I'll work on it for the next one :)
Anybody having any bad luck today?
Pip establishing
so I did the script I said I'd do eventually last thread -hur hur- I fucking suck at to do lists.
http://chirb.it/NthkAL
Let your big sister take care of you
incest, virginity, impreg, I love you, dominant sister
http://pastebin.com/peuBuRgz
>>22784324
Yes! My Pip sense is getting stronger!
Thank you for being so rad!!!
>>22784324
>http://chirb.it/NthkAL
PIP PIP HOORAY!
I love these long audios that you do. Keep on being awesome.
Quick BUMP
>>22781291
>the fluster is real
I laughed and got a little teary listening. Thank you!
>>22778683
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0kJChMLZYjF
>>22786180
Fret not, luv. This is not a contest. Everyone is appreciated. I am just a river to my people.
>>22786576
>testes
Over a billion satisfied!
STAY BUMPED!
Posting this little play on a old joke. a guy gets cursed by a odd girl for embarrassing her, now he cums on a hair trigger, and a conversation with a female friend of his becomes comically arousing to him.
Would love to hear multiple girls try this script, there are three parts, the little witch intro to explain, the sexy lines, and the normal friend's conversation. it's a little thing, 380 words.
http://pastebin.com/ZzD5fBBg
Look forward to hearing it, when I get enough voices I'll put it together and repost it, have fun!
>>22781369
It's okay to be a fucking retard I guess
>>22775585
Damn I just saw this thank youuuuu
>>22781446
>I'm not sure how sexy it is but I figured I'd post it anyway.
It's very sexy, that's how sexy it is, post more. And pls post more French talking, I beg you. Think you could do a solid five minutes comforting a friend, or something like that? Or just talk for five minutes, anything. Please.
>>22784324
Amazing, I loved all the kisses. though I could've done with more little brudder instead of the proper pronunciation, but that was still incredible.
>>22775870
So obviously you have a couple dozen admirers (judging by view count) and don't need the extra praise but, I thought I'd encourage you anyway. (Since who else is going to praise you. I don't think your talent transfers into public life. I.e. You find yourself talking to someone in a grocery line who is doing some voice acting for her husband's first indie video game and the conversation naturally moves to you. "Why yes I've actually got some experience in voice work myself... Where you ask? ... I ... errr ... ") I just listened to " I'm off my meds again, little brother!" It was twisted, wonderful, and for some reason reminded me a bit of Dollhouse. Keep up the good work and please keep picking things that appeal to your sense of humor.
Any femanons wanna talk about past footjob experiences or foot fetishism in general? My previous ex gf was the first one with which I talked about footjobs and also the only person I experienced them with, so I'm interested in hearing what you ladies think about them.
Can you tell us about your first footjob? How did it go? What were your thoughts when you were asked for a footjob for the first time?
Have you given footjobs only to foot fetishists, or also to non-fetishists?
When did you become aware of how common foot fetishism is?
Ever since someone gave your feet sexual attention, have you started taking better care of them (painting your nails, getting pedicures, etc.)?
Does it give you any kind of special pleasure knowing that you're satisfying a guy with something that isn't even considered sexy by non-fetishists?
I'm interested in all thoughts / anecdotes of course.
>>22786970
bumping this
>>22784395
Being rad is all I do, yo.
>>22784496
hahah I didn't know this was going to be so long. <3 Good to know that's not a bad thing.
>>22787737
The brudder thing isn't something I do consciously, I've jokingly called it a speech impediment but it really kind of is. ;(
Thank you though!
>>22789487
Personally I find 'brudder' cute as fuck
>>22781446
Unnng! God damn Honey, I would have LOVED to been a fly on your wall! Err...maybe not, cuz your Honey...and flies like Honey. And get stuck to it, and stuff.
;)
This is awkward but i'm home alone and never sing and it says in the description you can sing here so here you go.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ffxJP0raW2
>>22790327
Of course you can sing here! Thank you! That was lovely.
>>22790720
how nice, thaaanks.
>>22776024
http://chirb.it/kAw5fH
I did the first one. Might do more. Let me know if I was too hammy.
>>22787938
It's always nice to notice people like this stuff.
http://chirb.it/LAr6Cz
ROFL. -Thank you for that.
Thank you for that. That was startling and very intimate. What a treat!
>>22790911
>>22790961
lrn2 LINK!
>cuz otherwise, who knows who you are talking to..
>>22789150
http://chirb.it/y19wdd
I think I might have bought something as a present for someone from this company. Is it Badgerface beauty on Etsy?
>>22786970
I tried this, but I don't think I understood the instructions very well?
I really like this idea, though. If you don't like it and want to re-explain the concept, I'll do a second run through.
>>22791084
http://chirb.it/bA1Aqg
Dropped the stupid link.
>>22791084
I have no idea. It just appeared in one of the audio threads one day and I saved it.
Does anybody know where I would post to get into ASMR stuff? I think /soc/ is really based on the dirty/acting side of things but I always thought it would be nice to post and relax people. When I talk normally i'm told I sound relaxing and I think it'd be fun to do. Just wondering if anybody knows a good way to go around that or place to post?
>>22791265
ASMR lover here. It doesn't even need to be dirty. I listen to that stuff to go to sleep honestly.
>>22791265
We've done some here, but if you want links you can search with the ASMR keyword, then you need:
https://www.reddit.com/r/gonewildaudio/
Dropping off another masturbation audio, but I tried actually talking this time. Still a little incoherent, plus like I said I'm a bit squirmy so you can hear the sheets rustling throughout but I hope it's still okay!
http://chirb.it/C35ArN
- Honey
>>22789513
>>22787737
Thank you both very much, I'm glad you liked it!! I'll also get on the French audio as soon as I can! :)
>>22787068
It's okay to be a fucking asshole, I guess.
>>22791265
The name of the thread is Female SEXY audio, but we have plenty of tame stuff. There is/was a performer here that did only SFW stuff, and she was well-received and respected. You are more than welcome to put SFW stuff here! :)
>>22771155
>>22772218
>>22772574
>tfw when plebs are jelly.
MY only response to all this Jelliliciousness is the following[warning: contains link to MSA.]
>>22791483
Also---
Back from ban camp for second time this week ;(
First, apologies to the mods and (Zantosa) for insulting Zantosa. I'll start being a good boy again, promise. (Even though I'm a really, bad boy. Like, really bad.)
Also, looking to get a collab going with two ladies that I mix it up. I'm assuming Harley will be down, but I was hoping Zan or Honey would be girl 2. Writing a threesome with a Doggy collab script. Yup, K9 ;)
>>22791343
Tell that motha-fucka, ko ;)
>>22791327
Simply sinsational. Mmmph!
Huge potential here. HUGE.
>>22791523
thanks boo
>>22791694
I'll be your ghost anytime ;)
>>22791722
lol wat xD
>>22791352
>>22791265
I'm one of those that only did/does SFW stuff. It's definitely ok! :)
>>22791768
>22791768
amen!
>>22791507
You insulted me? I don't recall being insulted?
I'm out for anything with animals, like I said originally.
>>22791265
>>22791768
Yes, please do things! Whatever you want to do or whatever makes you comfortable.
Someone on reddit is obsessed with girl's handbags. Here's what's in mine.
http://chirb.it/CmtLBK
.
>>22791536
>>22791507
Thank you very much! :) Also I'm really sorry but I don't know that I'd be the right person to do that collab, I'm still quite shy about NSFW audios and I don't think I'd be ready to handle anything beyond a simple mast. audio right now :(
My reading comprehension seems to be off
Stay BUMPed
Kobump
>>22792013
Nice Breakfast Club purse dump ;)
Ahh, no Doggy action, that sux... I totally forgot you're not down with the fur lol
>>22792273
> I'd be the right person to do that collab
Strike two ehhhhe.
No probs, that's the beauty of free choice, you do what you want to do ;)
>>22792349
If it's not to much trouble could you sing " you are my sunshine"?
http://chirb.it/IH74f3
From a pastebin from the scripts at the top of the page.
Succubus is super pissed to have a tiny, tight loli body, at first.
I am bored. Gaming was cancelled.
>>22792435
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1HUW695GmPV
>>22789487
So then I take it RIP little brudder? If it's a legitimate speech problem then I get it, but it'll always be welcome should you decide to do it.
>>22792437
what kinda games? And five stars for the recording, I really liked the beginning.
>>22792479
Thank you. I've just been going through some stuff and that is nice to hear.
>>22792505
sorry to hear that, senpai.
i'm always up for a listen if you need.
>>22777722
http://chirb.it/rM120A
My delivery food is still not here.
>>22792501
Tabletop. We got into to the middle of combat, then my friend who broke up with his GF gets a call. GF cheated on him, like.. many times. She realized he wasn't going to take her back because he has a new girl he kind of likes, but they were trying to live together until their lease was up. Then she calls and she's like "Fucking come get your shit and get out NOW." So then he had to go.
I want a girl to be begging and pleading and crying to her daddy, desperately trying to talk her way out of what will be a very hard spanking
>>22792530
good luck to him.
i hope he isn't homeless now
>>22791111
at work now, will check out soon!
>>22792582
Nah, he's staying in another friend's place. He was planning to move, just not this soon. I just helped him get a better paying job with my soulless megacorp, and he's no longer dating a crazy girl, so his life is looking up. And some of our guy friends took him bowling as well.
>>22792593
that's so wonderful to hear. <3
>>22792501
>>22792518
Yeah, why are these so quiet at the end? I need to investigate that later...
>>22792598
I don't have many people I genuinely like, so I try to take care of them.
>>22792576
I will definitely add this to my list...I like people I can't talk out of things...
>>22777645
Hi hi! Just wondering if you got around to >>22777413
yet? Not sure if I missed it or not. Looked through the thread but didn't see anything that addressed it. Thanks in advance!
>>22792394
It's not the fur, it's the lack of sapience. It would be like raping a beloved pet.
Ask me to fuck something with tentacles or from mars, if it has a language,and we're fine.
>>22784324
your voice is very beautiful, pip
>>22789487
I'm American but I don't hear the brudder thing at all. It sounds totally normal to me.
>>22793177
>Ask me to fuck something with tentacles or from mars, if it has a language,and we're fine.
Improv sex with a verbose, martian, tentacle-beast please? Big appendages and multiple penetrations per hole. Feel free to 'not make it'. He doesn't appreciate human frailty fully. Thanks!
>>22789505
Super kawaii.
>>22792501
Uh, I guess? If you guys can't hear it anymore.
>>22793210
Thanks! Yeah, I suppose I'll have to start bruddering on purpose for these guys now.
Umm, says we can sing. So, here.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s04FjcGRvNFU
>>22793325
Best ID ever
>Baron Who
>>22793645
Yessss pip, Brudder is the most important component of Lil' Brudder ;)
And we crave MOAR.
>>22793645
Also, would you ever be willing to do a Brudder ageplay where you state the age one time, or don't state the age but make it super implied?
>>22772605
I came to this thread horny but found this and am actually smiling a lot and feeling really chill instead. That's not a bad thing of course. You just sound like a fun gal to hang out with, and it's always nice to hear someone with a nice voice who likes animation and vidya and cooking and stuff. Our hobbies and likes seemed to align more and more as I listened. Would be down to hang out with, maybe date if it came down to that. You're cool in my book, yo.
I don't even come to this board ever nor have I posted but this felt worth typing.
>>22791084
that was pretty good, you're on the right track.
if you don't mind trying again, in this link I tried to make the instructions more clear
http://pastebin.com/NUgNirf9
Somebody mention tentacles?
>>22795131
mmmm tentacles
>>22795131
How are you VK?
If you mind, share some of your current overarching state of mind?
>>22795231
Somebody asked me if we are on the verge of a new World War, and my gut says, 'yes" but I don't where it's going to come from. I suspect that we should set all the extremists from every ideology/religion etc...loose in a giant arena and let them have it out with each other.
I also want to fap to a fresh tentacle recording.
>>22795278
I see likely justified hope for us but I have to keep it to myself here.
Whatever your cause, it keeps a possible reality alive within me, so, as long as you are unsure about a better activity, please feel encouraged to keep up the good work.
>>22795443
Oh and sorry for this derailment of the thread. I hope it gets back on track soon. Usually I lurk, so I want to use the chance to say Thank You to the many contributors.
>>22795278
>we should set all the extremists
Ahh... but much like when it comes to the discussions here about 'extreme' content, who judges what is extreme and what isn't? To someone, *you* are an extremist in one viewpoint or another.
I think the countries have gotten too big. Too large and unwieldy of an umbrella to cover all the disparate interests. People are tired of faceless bureaucracies making life-altering decisions on their behalf based solely on analytics.
After the break-ups is when the wars will really start. But there will probably be a few to tide us over until then.
>>22795471
>>22795278
The thread is young. And yes, that's heavy, but y'all are probably right. The present looks more and more like William Gibson every day.
>>22795489
I agree with the part about bureaucracies but not the part about big countries. It's like the bureaucracies work to perpetuate themselves, when they were intended to work for groups of people. The problem is more that we mass produce things, and our way of life is based more and more around mass production of these one size fits all things. But... we recognize one some level that people aren't all one size, shape, etc. Like how office culture is almost always designed around extroversion and often companies will screen out introverts just so they don't have to deal with them. I feel like these new advanced AIs might help a lot- as machines control much more, we want people to think and behave in ways that make sense to machines. Humans run on a different set of rules and vary more in what they need and what makes them happy. As machines become more able to think and learn complex things, maybe we can stop trying to force humans to think and behave like machines. I'll stop talking about this now. I don't even know if it made sense and it's kinda shitposting.
>>22793325
Added to my list! I'll be recording a few things after my roommate leaves for work and will try to do this justice.
>>22794770
Okay, I'll give it a shot. I have kind of a soft spot for witches.
>>22795526
>Added to my list!
Thank ya. Don't be afraid to go crazy with the cum either. I'm sure something with such thick, massive, hole-ruining penetrators would have the volume to go along. Please get nasty and messy if you have any inclination towards that.
>I agree with the part about bureaucracies but not the part about big countries.
I don't know. I mean when you put very different people under a single government meant to rule over all, they either do an awful job trying to come up with watered-down compromises, or favor one side so heavily that the other group takes up arms. I for one would be utterly fascinated to see a country run by Conservative ideals compete against one run by Progressive ones. Then let the people decide which one they'd prefer to live in.
Anyway, yeah, straying way off-topic here, but it *is* page 6, so politi-BUMP.
Here's a simple practice script
ko here
am sick
postponing the sweet talk and penetration but i will def get to it when i feel more healthy
>>22796379
<hug> Take care of yourself. I hope you get well soon!
>>22796379
>IX passes you big bowl of chicken noodle soup and a big cup of Hot Tea ;)
>>22797263
thanks, sweetheart
mfw my captcha is soup
this is a sign
>>22795489
Every great Empire has fallen. From the Soviet Union, to Rome to Feudal Japan...all the "isms" have been tried and tested and found left wanting. Only two choices remain: Intelligent Society left to its own devices or total Anarchy. Pick one.
;)
>>22797283
That's right girl, I'm your boo always and forever, it's true.
;)
>>22797295
>>22795489
It's interesting topic but I think it's best if we avoid any discussion of politics in this thread.
>>22797303
my, my, how flirtatious
i wonder what i did to deserve your attention ;)
also you make an interesting point about politics - one i wish i could discuss with you, but on this particular thread, it'd be in poor taste. hopefully another time.
Sup sup britches. Yes pants.
I'm working on getting drunk. Anyone want anything I can read? Or random? Can't do good improv atm.
>>22797724
how about this http://pastebin.com/HwSxWJer
dd/lg
Tired.
Going to bed
Sorry for derailing the thread, but at least it stayed BUMPed
STAY BUMPED!
(Totally not sober)
Email Request
JOI ANAL CEI
http://chirb.it/x9qkrp
>>22735472
I'm gonna tinkle
(not sober)
http://chirb.it/9d7OBA
>>22795131
Tentacles
http://chirb.it/zPHAsm
>>22796314
________ Me
http://chirb.it/OyKmtA
>>22789150
Soap Bitch
http://chirb.it/vswpeJ
>>22797885
Sum on my Face Daddy
[dd/lg]
http://chirb.it/I0K2ff
Bonus
Grinding Boozed Masturbation
http://chirb.it/Pwev9w
>>22784324
Well, Pip. I have to say, you have certainly done a number on me with that audio. I didn't even know I had these feelings before hearing that. Now all I can do is wish I had a sister...
