ASSUMPTION THREAD
>>22760183
is gonna be in the new star wars movie
>>22760204
chad
>>22760207
stacy
>>22760183
Mm.. You strike me as an hungry for cock bottom. I bet you would do well with them nice lips.
So are you making all these threads to blame Maxim later?
Poor Maxim lol
>>22760207
likes latte machiatto and handbags
>>22760204
likes football/soccer and beer
>>22760183
>>22760183
Likes chicken.
>>22760405
Bwahahahaha! That hair, That made me giggle. Thanks anon!
>>22760405
Not even in your final form.
>>22760183
Jamal
>>22760583
Mehmet
my son
>>22760204
people think youre an asshole but deep down inside ur not
>>22760207
you like to get wasted every weekend
>>22760183
you love street fighter
>>22760328
you watch a lot of avant garde films
>>22760405
you constantly look like youre walking through a wind tunnel
>>22760583
computer science grad student
>>22760183
criminal
>>22760204
dumb jock
>>22760207
whore
>>22760328
neo-nazi
>>22760405
school shooter
>>22760583
suicide bomber/russell wilson
>>22760183
You don't know who your father is.
>>22760656
correct as for you, I'm thinking nerdy perhaps into drawing? Not the party type.
>>22760583
poo in the loo
>>22760405
looks like you have two big ass speakers blasting your hairr and face back
>>22760328
likes to occupy poland
>>22760183
You look like a really nice guy!
Which school so I look like I'll shoot up senpai
>>22760183
Your voice doesn't even sound a little black
>>22760204
Currently losing in your fantasy football league
>>22760207
"likes latte machiatto and handbags" -That guy nailed it
>>22760328
Drinks coffee and listens to music noone knows about
>>22760405
Adam Lanza meets Goku
>>22760583
Colege student, something tech related
>>22760656
Likes to read, Will get at least one barnes and noble giftcard this christmas
>>22760680
haha. i can be nerdy but i can def party
>>22760710
youre sadface
>>22760726
SURPRISINGLY NOBODY FUCKING GETS ME BNN GIFT CARDS. yet i major in english. what is life.
>>22760734
You 'major' in English? that like saying I 'major' in shitting, stop acting knowledgeable.
>>22760730
>but I can see party
Orly?
>>22760183
Own 22 bikes.
>>22760204
Has thought about lip injections but thinks they're too gay.
>>22760207
Wants to be E-famous in one way or another.
>>22760328
I assumed off the bat that you're ready to get married but then I saw the ring. That was still the initial assumption tho.
>>22760405
Does his hair everyday in hope some female will notice him. They do, but not for the right reasons.
>>22760583
Parents want you to be a scientist or doctor.
>>22760656
You're not into makeup or fashion, meaning you have way more money saved up than a lot of your girl acquaintances.
>>22760710
You look like this one 4/10 guy I had a huge crush on back when I was 16. He was weird as fuck.
>>22760761
yep. but we all have the same amount of money which is zero. youre prob way better at social skills than you think you are
>>22760758
yarly
>>22760757
okay <3
>>22760726
sry i forgot to assume for you. you werent into nature as a kid but then you realized how awesome it is and now you cant get enough of it. bit reclusive but have a tight family + a very close friend group
>>22760761
You wanna get fucked silly by me and id give you multiple brain strokes from the orgasms i give you
>>22760734
Girl, you find yourself someone who will get you bbn gift cards
>>22760796
Pretty close, nature is awesome, but technology is pretty cool too. family's not that tight but do have a close group of friends
>>22760761
post more face
>>22760726
you like craft beers
>>22760656
you drive a prius
>>22760726
Pretty cool dude.
>>22760710
You hate yourself
>>22760915
>>22761002
you like baking
>>22760183
Has 5 wives, one living in each house, supports them through welfare
>>22760204
Some kind of intellectual professional.
>>22760207
Takes close up picture of face to hide something
>>22760405
Unstable
>>22760583
Dorky
>>22760656
Nice and nerdy
>>22760726
Likes hiking
>>22760761
Has a beautiful body and is a great cock masseuse.
Also seems easy going and lively.
>>22761002
Very cute personality and very positive and kind.
>>22761040
Your mother had/has a drinking problem.
>>22761002
you play the harp
also HHHNNNNNGGG
>>22761040
i must show my tits in photos for get likes because im ugly
>>22761040
You do not give good head.
>>22760583
P A K I
A
K
I
>>22761040
>>22760183
>>22760583
>>22761032
Sub human tier
Bleach your skin or Kill yourselves
>>22760183
Can play the drums
>>22760204
jock type in high school. depressed once you graduated. has a hard time getting female attention because his mood unsettles people. friendly once you get to know him
>>22760207
watches a lot of reality television. drives an expensive car. comes from money
>>22760328
lives in NYC. likes going to art showcases
>>22760405
I've literally never seen you participate in any thread you've ever been in. Fuck you and your botched Morrissey haircut
>>22760583
Has a super high GPA
>>22760656
Likes American Horror Story. Buys organic foods
>>22760710
you'll be on the news someday
>>22760726
ex-army guy. into hiking / outdoorsy shit. favorite band is Pearl Jam
>>22760761
A bit competitive by nature. Smart, but sometimes lets her emotions get the best of her when making important decisions.
>>22760915
Porn addict. Masturbates 6+ times a day. Works a labor job.
>>22761032
business school kid
>>22761040
Do others.
>>22761141
Lives in California. From a ghetto.
hump
>>22760915
nope. you wished you lived in croatia
>>22761032
sigh i mean i can be but thats like a very small part of my personality. you take life a too seriously sometimes
>>22761182
fuck yes ahs i love it so much. organic food can get fucked its just the same expensive crap as the normal shit lol. you wish you lived in an arctic climate
>>22761907
Why croatia?
>>22761907
lol. true that
>wish I lived in an arctic climate
i live in wisconsin. close enough, kek
bump, again
>>22762811
I don't know why this came out sideways
>>22760183
Has never stolen a bike
>>22760204
Has slight egomania
>>22760207
SIF
>>22760328
Likes modern art and being mysterious
>>22760405
gay
>>22760656
Only shops at Wegmans
>>22760726
Pretty cool guy, minor temper problem, loves beer
>>22760761
Doesn't wipe when peeing/pooping
>>22761002
Only takes selfies in flattering lighting
>>22761032
Can't do math past the 5th grade level disgrace-kun
>>22761040
Daddy wasn't there
>>22761141
bullied a lot
>>22761182
Snowboards
>>22760183
Stole the phone he's posting on.
>>22760204
Has a thing for BBC
>>22760207
Single Mom
>>22760405
Future school shooter
>>22760583
Microsoft tech support
>>22760656
Man pretending to be a girl on the internet
>>22760710
Normal guy
>>22760726
Normal guy
>>22760761
Future trophy wife who will become obese
>>22760915
Future felon
>>22761002
Guy on the internet pretending to be a girl
>>22761032
Was that kid on BNET's US.East back in 2002 shouting for a 'potal'
>>22761040
Normal, attractive female
>>22761141
Meth dealer
>>22761182
SRS Posterchild
>>22762811
Works in fast food.
Feel free to rate too.
>>22762811
Doesnt sleep well.
>>22761182
Collects literally everything.
>>22761141
B&W huh... Loves old cars.
>>22761040
Is boring.
>>22761002
Not confident in real life.
>>22762811
was super emo in 2005
i definitely do not just shop at wegmans either plus its weird you say that lol
>>22762013
yep im so close to canada it makes me wanna cry
>>22761986
idk i just guessed lols
>>22762866
I work at a 7/11
>>22762900
I don't sleep very much
>>22762902
I wasn't emo, though it was something I was called for listening to Cannibal Corpse in high school
>>22763019
cannibal corpse is like nearly the opposite of emo lol how unfortunate. ill try again
you were big on smoking cloves or drinking coffee and youre happy you never went through a hipster phase even though a lot of people youve associated with did/is one now
idk
>>22763031
pretty damn close, I'm drinking coffee as we speak and I regularly buy Lucky Strikes.
As for the hipster thing, I am a huge music fanatic so my iTunes library is expansive. A few friends have given me the hipster label from time to time but I'm just doing me
>>22760915
Acts like he isn't extremely depressed but obviously is.
>>22761002
Has a problem with her forehead
>>22761032
Boring at first but grows more interesting as you loosen up
>>22761040
Simplistic
>>22761141
Really REALLY like European metal
>>22761182
Awkward social life
>>22762811
Awful taste in piercings.
>>22762879
Future finance worker
(right)
>>22762853
I like a craft beer from time to time
>>22760915
Beer is cool, but id rather have some rum or whiskey when i drink
>>22762866
Close enough
>>22762879
10/10 would tie up in my basement and regularly penetrate the forbidden hole
>>22760915
A little unstable but you manage to hold it together
>>22761032
Serious demeanor but you like to joke around when your comfortable
>>22761182
Bit of a shut-in and uses sarcasm as a defense mechanism, but kind with the people your close to
>>22762811
Generic "Punk" kid. May or may not be cool
>>22762879
Pretty normal, but a nice person
>>22763183
I wear a lot of black but a punk I am not
>>22763110
What is good taste?
>>22760183
okay heres my assumption
you're a nigger
>>22760583
designated shitting street
>>22760761
whore
>>22762879
don't make this face any more lol
>>22763248
Uh why not?
>>22763269
because it looks really bad you look like some kind of strange animal
>>22760207
Secretly likes ironic memes
>>22760710
Into 80s music
>>22760726
Goes on holidays every year
>>22760656
Likes to read
>>22761182
Good on the guitar
>>22762879
Likes to party
>>22763110
Prefers to be in the company of people
>>22760183
Has a lot of white friends
>>22760207
Good at bjs
>>22760405
Normally lurk /b/
>>22760583
Daddy issues
>>22760656
Likes books and spooky skeletons
>>22760915
Bad at public speaking
>>22761040
Enjoys small talk with strangers
>>22762879
Has a lot of friends and good with kids
>>22760796
Nah, I know I have strong social skills :)
>>22760818
Nope.
>>22761032
Haha, I don't know about that.
I'm easy going in some aspects, but uptight in others. I'm pretty lively when I go out.
>>22761182
Very true, aside from smart being subjective ;p
>>22762853
Nope.
>>22762866
I will never get fat, I'm very health conscious regarding that. It's not even a looks thing. Plus I have always had a poor appetite.
>>22763241
I'm celibate if not in a relationship.
>>22763110
No. I like my forehead.
>>22762900
I'm a very confident person. Maybe less confident in school/work etc though.
>>22762853
Well, I hardly ever take them. I guess good lighting is always a good idea though? Whats the perks of poor lighting unless one is very unattractive?
>>22762866
No.
>>22761140
Haha no anon. But domo !
>>22761032
Cute is subjective ;p But I guess so. But I can be very cynical, and I'm very straightforward which some might see as unkind.
>>22761024
Don't do it often, but when I have someone else living with me I love baking for them !
Will assume assumers when in better frame of mind, or they will come out... as negative assumption desu ;p
>>22762853
I did once. Broke my wrist. Never again.
>>22762866
?? I don't know what you mean.
>>22762900
I collect records and movies. :P
You like to ski
>>22763110
No, not really. I'm pretty good in social situations. I get along most people
You are an avid PC gamer.
>>22763183
Not a shut-in. I'm a sarcastic asshole, but I wouldn't say that I use it as a defense mechanism. It's just a large part of my humor. I try to be kind to everyone to the best of my abilities
>>22763287
I'd like to think so. I'm lead guitar/singer in muh shitty "band", but at least I can do both at the same time! kek
Your favorite drink is mountain dew. You come from a very supportive family
>>22763340
Tight! :D But who are you? cant find id
>>22763340
>>22763540
opps, nvm, you're Finnish girl :P
>>22763226
Anything but septum's
>>22763287
Not wrong
>>22763540
PC's my main for most games but I prefer handheld overall.
>>22761168
Only a subhuman with an inferiority complex can make this comment
>>22761182
I study art and media. Strangely enough all my work experience is related to business.
>>22761907
This is so true
>>22762853
Couldn't do math past the 12th grade :DDDDDDD
>>22762866
What's a potal
>>22763110
This is true wtf
>>22763183
are you all psychic or some shit? This is spot on
>>22763340
You know now that I realise that that face belonged to that body I rate you a 7.5. Being straightforward is fine but it all depends on when you choose to do it. I dunno I assume all beautiful people are nice -.-
Also give me your skype
>>22763317
has a booze problem
>>22763287
big steve reich, william basinski fan
>>22763121
becomes extremely violent when angered
Pls no bullying
>>22763317
You're super introverted but your friends think otherwise
>>22763287
Wants to go into IT
>>22763110
you're /fit/ but have no lifting partner
>>22762879
Engaged or married and has a kid
>>22762811
Has at least 6 different bongs
>>22761182
Definitely a snowboarder
>>22763607
I'd say scandinavian but it's super late over there.
Upper midwestern it is
>>22763614
forgot photo
>>22763607
owns a telecaster. plays along to the beautiful album on the banner hanging on the wall behind him.
>>22763540
don't like mountain dew, but my family is supportive. good luck with the band
>>22763607
never listened to them. You look like a really nice and calm person. who is never angry.
>>22763614
nope
you are really good at FPS games
>>22763622
You look like I know you
>>22763614
lol, nope. people always say that.
you played a lot of sports in HS
>>22763651
>not liking mountain dew
son.....
And thanks, dude!
>>22763769
Are you from the upper midwest?
>>22763786
Nope, Canada but I moved to California!
>>22763794
Nice. Out of curiosity though, are you cut or uncut?
>>22763769
shit you are insanely cute uuuugh. picture of you smiling???
>>22763804
Uh, uncut. But I don't know how common that is up there.
>>22763833
Shame, you've got a decent face at least
>>22763804
>>22763846
FUCK OFF
>>22763846
Sorry to disappoint I guess, never been to happy with it myself.
>>22763813
That's about as smiley as I get. I don't have shit teeth or anything, I just smile with my mouth closed. It just looks forced.
>>22760204
self absorbed
>>22763622
very normal
>>22763769
You don't look familiar 2bh
>>22763925
I just meant we're a couple of generic-ass looking white dudes.
>>22763900
Whore that wants to be treated like the slut she is
>>22763900
kinky as hell though acts shy when in normal social situations
>>22763769
into vidya, probably super nice sweet guy, has been friendzoned but is too understanding to complain about it
>>22763622
plays lacrosse, lives in the midwest, wears basketball shorts a lot
>>22763607
likes cats, doesn't trust anyone else to touch cut his hair without making it look dumb but also doesn't trust self so just kinda leaves it, shut-in, way smarter than he lets on, analytical
>>22763317
uncomfortable in social situations even though you have a lot of friends, not one to act weird/goofy unless you are extremely comfortable with the people you're with, very critical and not quick to like people until they prove themselves
>>22763900
A "little"
>>22763769
Plays lots of vidya
>>22763607
so pretentious
reads a lot
has an incredible record collection
i would date you and you would treat me like i'm way dumber than you
but like
i'd still bang you
>>22763622
you play lacrosse
or some other upper middle class bro sport
>>22763769
you probably built your own computer and play a lot of vidya
you're a super nice dude and you like cats and casually working out
>>22763900
you're into ddlg
like almost definitely
every boy on this planet is in love with you and you don't realize it
>>22764077
you work at a hookah bar and like girls
super confident and sweet and fun
>>22764094
work in IT
kind of shy
has "work friends" but not a lot of real friends
it's my birthday i'm drunk on a monday i have class at 8 am tomorrow help me
>>22764122
I love that we both got the LaCross vibe from him
>>22764122
What the fuck is with you people and the nose rings?
If you want to be a cow so bad
why don't you moove to Texas
(see what I did there)
>>22764138
if he doesn't play lacrosse like
my whole worldview is gonna get fucked up
he better play lacrosse
there's literally no way he doesn't
>>22764141
i think it's cute
shrug shrug shrug
to each their own~~~
>>22764164
He totally plays lacrosse.
screw it. show me your worst /soc/
>>22764177
You just look Asian
Can you sneak an iPhone 7 out for me?
>>22764122
why are your eyebrows so long
happy birthday
you have BPD or something but you don't let it get in the way of living your life. former scene kid
>>22764077
likes the tumblr aesthetic but not tumblr politics. former feminist. smokes da weed tosses da seeds. has a thing for manly men and bull dykes
>>22763900
likes bondage and grindcore. likes to keep a respectable outwards appearance but has a soul of pure black. will go in the pit with you
>>22763607
likes memes, /pol/ and emocore
you enjoy rage threads and arguing with people
>>22763317
not very creative, relies on her looks to get by
>>22763287
BIG MICK
DANK MAN
OF
THE
NIGHT
I
G
H
T
>>22761182
/////////////////////////////m\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\nigger
>>22760656
lives too damn far away
as you can see i got bored halfway through posting this
>>22760183
Friendly Gamer
>>22760204
Wannabe, unlucky
>>22760207
Ignores personal space
>>22760328
SUPER gay agent
>>22760405
The funny guy who's a prick
>>22760583
Well on the road to becoming a wizard if he's not setup, I'll see you there
>>22760656
Doesn't live in a big city, like new york or st louis
>>22760710
The guy who takes those creeper shot and puts 'em on /b/
>>22760726
Computer Science Major, played MTG, tried D&D once, wants to program games. Am I close?
>>22760761
Wants to try anal, but hasn't yet
>>22760785
Just tried anal
>>22760915
Acts in crappy fantasy movies, always played a knight or a really evil wizard with a goatee
>>22761002
Wants but doesn't own a dragon dildo, talking the huge ones.
>>22761032
Played the trumpet
>>22761040
A bitch, an annoying bitch
>>22761141
Goes out all the time, but never has any good stories
>>22761182
Lives in Canada, and does Canada stuff, and hates the word Canadia
>>22762811
Stay away from that one son, he might rape you.
>>22762879
7/10
Russian, likes black dick
>>22763110
Fucks anything with a hole
>>22763121
Fake.
>>22763287
Is right about to hit puberty and not look like a beta key
>>22763317
Likes attention, but doesn't like being a slut
>>22763607
Always has to show ID
>>22763622
Plays Dota or LoL WAAAAY too much
>>22763769
Isn't really good at anything, but can do everything ok
>>22763900
Likes being told what to do.
Give me nudes, I want smiling face and tits.
>>22764077
Likes guys who are really tall
>>22764094
Will never get the girl or settled for less
>>22764122
Does one hipster thing a lot, like star bucks or video or music
>>22764177
Really insecure
>>22764211
Actually, you look like a cool guy. But really annoying after getting to know you.
>>22764318
lol. i don't think i'm annoying. but i guess i can't really give you an answer on that
>>22764347
You gave up, that's why I assume
not very creative, relies on her looks to get by
'>>22763287
BIG MICK
DANK MAN
OF
THE
NIGHT
I
G
H
T
'>>22761182
/////////////////////////////m\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\nigger
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>>22764211
they just are idk
i don't even fill them in that's just what they do
also spot on god bless stressin' me out with how real that was
you probably like craft beers and are really chill and work a job that involves manual labor and like to relax after a long day with vidya and music and weed
>>22764356
i know them and i've made so many assumptions about them i didn't feel like doing making more
plus i'm slightly drunk
but oh well opinionz
>>22764359
>craft beers
oh yez
>manual labor
yez i'd rather be doing something else though
painting walls all day sucks
>vidya music and weed
das me
>>22764318
Spot on, but the Canada one works too.
>>22764211
>>22764356
Dude what the fuck
>>22764403
dunno why he quoted me like that
I do what I want
>>22764413
Lol I thought you were on LTE or something
Anyway what is 'big mick dank man of the night' it made me laugh
Oooh, me next! Me next!
>>22760183
Probably listens to Flatbush Zombies and raggae, enjoys most Hollywood action movies as well as Tarantino films.
>>22760204
Well liked in school. Enjoy going to the pub with mates every once in a while. Probably enjoy watching rugby or futbol over football or baseball.
>>22760207
Bout as basic as it gets
>>22760328
Love watching local bands and know most of the members of the ones who've been around a while. Spend your free time at local business. Feel a need to be part of "the scene" and make sure everyone knows it.
>>22760405
Frequent /fa/ poster
>>22760583
May or may not actually enjoy the Big Bang Theory
>>22760656
English major, used to have a very close group of friends in school with a ton of inside jokes that you guys would often reference on social media or in public. Enjoys things from the 80s and older.
>>22760710
Engineering student. Probably enjoy either electronic music sans brostep or stuff like the Arcade Fire.
>>22760726
Possible vet or maybe just a relatively well-behaved kid from a not-so-big city. Probably enjoys building shit with yours friends when you're not working your 45 hour a week job at some factory or distribution center.
>>22760761
Possibly dadddy issues, but given that's cliche I'd probably instead say just general self-worth issues. Most likely a psych major. Could easily see listening to Lorde in the car.
>>22764438
lol i already told you it was some guy at my uni who's name was nick and he was huge so we used to shitpost as him on /b/ as big mick, dank man of the night
and you look exactly like him
>>22764446
likes nordic metal and alcohol. specifically whiskey and beer, preferably mixed
>>22764433
ya gat dang rite
I will sit here and do this 'till I'm bored.
>>22764446
Will teach in a school and be really good at it
>>22764459
Lol ok I don't remember that
>>22764446
The fun guy of the group
>>22764177
Crawling in my skin.jpg
>>22764470
No rate, I hate. take the bait and rate you... plate.
>>22760915
You drive a shitty Sonoma or Ram. You listen to most modern buttrock either on the radio or on CD. Probably grew up Catholic?
>>22761002
Business major who wishes she was an art major instead. Enjoys music like the Black Keys. Loves sappy movies.
>>22761032
From a well-off enough family. Probably getting help from your parents to go to business school. Has thought of creating a startup before.
>>22761040
Having a hard time deciding what to do with your future. Have thought about doing cosmetology before. Have at least two siblings, very possibly both younger sisters.
>>22761141
Probably from Texas. Enjoy modern radio hip-hop with a soft spot for angsty emo music. Have had to live with friends before in order to avoid being homeless.
>>22761182
My fellow ginger. Very eclectic taste in music. Possibly stuff like Chuck Barry, Muddy Waters, but stuff like Death Cab or American Football aren't exactly off your radar. Maybe a decent passion for hallucinogens or at least you'd like people to think you have one.
>>22762811
Possible black metal fan. Could easily list 15 of your favorite bands that don't reside in your home country. Most likely work as a waiter or some kind of service job where people think you're cute and likable.
>>22764446
I have issues with my whole immediate family, but I'd say my Dad is the one I get along with the most. (Aside from my sister.) I don't have self-worth issues more than anyone around my age. (School and work play a part on the worth issues for example.) I don't listen to Lorde ;p
People on the internet think you're a bronie is what first came to mind.
>>22764318
I see what you did there anon. Not accurate ;p
and again, I couldn't be bothered to get a dildo, but if I got one I wouldn't be upset either. I don't care about the size desu.
>>22763577
Oh? What have you rated me before?
I don't use skype but if you hand me your kik I can add you.
>>22764501
I'd send you something dildo-like, but I don't think you can ship people. :/
>>22764478
lmao? what does that mean
>>22764318
I look insecure? b-but it's not t-true
hiiii
>>22764550
>>22764542
lol it's a linkin park song often used to describe edgy teens, just a joke
>>22764550
you enjoy watching the kardashians
>>22764487
Y'all are really good at analysing. I study media arts but I've been involved with startups. Currently the creative media director of one. I am an art school student.
>>22762879
Don't understand that your abrasive and judgmental personality are what scare people away from you, especially in relationships. Either that, or you've only had a very close group of friends ever since middle school and you've had a hard time breaking out of that shell.
>>22763110
Either listen to radio country music or surf rock. Can't tell which.
>>22763121
Enjoy spending a lot of time in public places with your equally attractive friends and do your best to not realize the people ogling you while subconsciously lavishing it.
>>22763287
Biology major with a taste for the Blues. Probably only had one or two significant others before in life.
>>22763317
In a mostly male friend group. Don't understand why you have a hard time keeping a relationship when you feel like you have a good understanding of guys and their ways of thinking.
>>22763607
Probably watching Doctor Who or Star Trek. Sarcastic sense of humor, probably legitimately enjoy XKCD on a regular basis.
>>22763622
Work a dead end job and keep a side chick or two every now and again. No real direction in life. Probably smoke weed but not much.
>>22763769
Most people feel you have a very likable personality. You probably have a longtime group of close friends but feel you can get along with just about anyone. Possible engineering or chemistry student.
>>22763900
History of emotional issues that you've decided to own in your own way. Either enjoy older music from the 70s or possibly stuff like Sonic Youth.
>>22764515
I think we both gave each other 6's lmao.
My kik is Tizmidt.
>>22764550
A *shudders* People Person
>>22764555
You look familiar...
>>22764558
ugh, I'm in my twenties
>>22764579
wat
>>22764581
>ugh
>>>/trash/
>>22764558
nahhhhhh man
>>22764579
tru
>>22764550
>>22764594
literally dumb as a rock
>>22764592
what. something wrong with my diction carson?
>>22764592
I think I've seen you too, why are you both using the same computer?
>>22764594
Rate you thrice damned bait.
>>22764617
yes
fuck
>>22764633
you have all white friends
>>22764633
earl sweatshirt is your idol
>>22764673
never listened to his songs lol
>>22764633
Tribe Called Quest fan?
>>22764633
Fuck is right, you should rate. -1 Nigger Point
>>22764679
gayyyy
>>22764646
Mostly black friends but alright
>>22764687
nope
>>22764687
do listen to some new york based rappers
>>22760183
You seem like a cool guy but you might dress badly.
>>22764318
naw, muh dad's canadian, tho
>>22764487
I dig on all of those. Fuckin' spot on mate, props
>>22764594
>>22764755
assume others
>>22764755
sad. all the time. you talk about the friendzone a lot.
>>22760928
Well you aren't wrong
>>22764772
I did, see
>>22764753
>>22764779
What do you mean by talk about the friendzone?
>>22760183
Like you talk in paragraphs not sentences, and maybe do it for a living.
>>22760204
really, really likes Obi-wan Kenobi.
>>22760207
enjoys those chai bubble tea things.
>>22760328
divorced
>>22760405
likes/liked drugs
>>22760583
drinks a lot but is still acing his medicine degree
>>22760656
Afraid of nothing
>>22760710
talks about sport. all the damn time.
>>22760726
probably has a deep feeling for religion
>>22760761
on medication for anxiety, sorry.
>>22760915
a drug dealers straight edge brother
>>22761002
genuinely happy person aybe never thought about suicide
>>22761032
confident but wishes he was more creative
>>22761040
will Not stop talking
>>22761141
brags about taking drugs
>>22761182
probably gets compared to eskimos
>>22762811
owns a vape
>>22762879
has a temper
>>22763287
probably a good person to go into business with
>>22763317
bad in bed but thinks otherwise hahaha sorry
>>22763607
probably heaps funny
>>22763622
watched all high school musicals
>>22763769
likes bodyboarding, I had a friend who looked like you
>>22763900
rich with a fucking good camera/nokia phone, probably very graceful
>>22764077
Really fun, probably an animal in bed.
>>22764621 works at the krusty krab
>>22764594 likes to go to comic conventions
>>22764592 is idris elba
>>22760183
not a cop
>>22767349
thinks he's in the fast and the furious
>>22766988
put sunflower oil on his hair
>>22764755
mexican who likes indie music and looks for love
>>22764594
doesn't think about his food choices
>>22764550
secretly a nymphomaniac
>>22764446
oldschool hiphop, metal, paganism
>>22766988
Unapologetic nerd. Possibly something broad, like science-fiction, physics, or music
>>22767349
Considers himself pretty "normal", in that his tastes, preferences, and goals parallel what his community expects of him.
>>22767965
Lives in the northeast; enjoys newness, novelty, and simple pleasures. Longtime girlfriend. Plays an instrument
>>22763614
I have only had 3 bongs in my lifetime.
Though there were 7 or 8 bowls, 2 chillums, one bubbler and a glass blunt in the same timeframe
>>22764122
Pink haired Lorde yummy
>>22764318
I've raped a total of -3 people in my life
>>22764487
Not big on black metal. Deafheaven is alright, but my tastes are more ambient, doom, drone, progressive in terms of metal. Yes I am a cashier, currently 7/11 but was once an ice cream man (in a diner, not a truck) that made more in tips a week than a 36 hour paycheck.
>>22765455
I'm not into vapes
>>22768167
Skipping no leg days, likes clubbing (on fridays)
>>22768049
In some kind of underground-core band, lives in one of those warehouse-turned houses, bikes everywhere
>>22767965
stone-cold killer, hobbies include sitting at the park on sunny days looking for his next victim to possibly offer an ice cream and then some
>>22767349
vigilante, looking to live in a quiet farmland in the future
