ITT we give protips to the opposite sex.
Ladies, when you be a smart, arrogant ass you don't come off as witty, funny, or as a "challenge" you come off as an autistic bitch and no one wants to associate with you.
When giving a blowjob don't forget the balls.
to both sexes: lots of people like cuddles
cuddle more
girls, don't be afraid to approach men every now and then
>>22758456
>>22758464
>>22758474
Virgin radar is going batshit
>>22758492
I know right
If you are a girl, please be in Minnesota
Guy tip for masturbation One hand wanking, the other tickling the balls it will change you life
>>22758492
I don't think you know what those words mean that you're using.
But really, suck those balls and cup them too. Feels good man
>>22758436
In my experience, a good amount of women have the same libido as men do, they just don't admit it or speak up about it, or worse, they never initiate.
Girls, if you're with somebody and you want some, go for it.
Also, Guys: stop sending dick pics. When you do that you make the rest of us look bad.
And to both genders: Communicate. You want something from your SO? Say it. Poor communication skills is what breaks up most relationships these days.
>>22758536
>I don't think you know what those words mean that you're using.
lol what
>>22758492
for fucks sake
>>22758492
Great example of >>22758456. Thanks for providing that.
>>22759020
You don't even know if that's a girl or a boy though.
chubby guys arent that bad once you get to know them.
im a datable and all around nice guy.
pro tip: talk dirty. for beginners, tell your partner what you're doing or what you're about to do; in a soft voice whispering into their ear while maintaining body to body contact.
>>22758467
this even if its non sexual <3
Women. If men aren't approaching you, they're not "intimidated" by you. 8/10 times, you're just sending them warning signals to stay away because you're too much trouble to deal with.
Guys: Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks.
Girls: Figure out what you actually want. Don't act so goddamn surprised when you find out that the guy you're with isn't telepathic.
>>22759253
Oh, and if you thought the other 2/10 times was because they were intimidated: Nope. They just don't find you attractive.
To both genders:
Don't take anything posted on 4chan seriously :^)
Just bee yourself :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^)
>>22759352
There's a whole fucking board for this, you nerd
>>>/adv/
>>22759352
You could embarrass yourself in front of some random women, so you know it isn't too bad.
Might be just the fear of the unknown. But seriously you need to stop putting people on a pedestal, your time on earth is the only currency you have and they better feel goddamn thankful that you choose to spend some of that time on them.
>>22758474
I'm not afraid to, I just don't want a guy who doesn't even have balls to approach.
>>22759202
Lose weight you fat fuck
>>22759425
See >>22759253
If he isn't approaching you, he's not interested.
>>22759515
I'm taken thanks fatty.
>>22759425
>>22759516
if you're going to have an attitude like that then go fuck yourself
>>22759530
>>22759516
Maybe they don't approach you because you're a cunt.
No no no, that CAN'T be it.
Course not.
Silly me.
>you are
>>22759534
great response i'm so shocked omg
this is why people don't approach
>>22759516
You sound like Lauren, stupid cunt.
Also the guy that pays for shoving his dick up your arse isn't your boyfriend, it's a customer.
It's really easy to confuse yourself and think that you pick and choose from men like grocery shopping.
We GIVE you that illusion.
Do not confuse your easier access to sex as superior access.
You have the baby clock, we don't.
Date as if we're on an even playing field and we'll all be fine. Don't come into it on a high horse and we'll be more than fine.
>>22759542
says Mr "go fuck yourself so what if I'm a big cry baby too scared to approach the pretty girls"
>>22759537
oh wait haha they do though, it's just the beta fags who don't because they're waiting on their dream girl who does all the work for them~
Protip: she doesn't exist, you'll die alone
>>22759558
you started calling people fatty for no reason, don't try and ignore that
how the fuck are you taken, or are you some fat neckbeard fuck catfishing here
>>22759558
>"G-Guys...the big mean lady said I was going to die alone! A-And she implied I was a beta!"
I choke her out, finish on her chest, and then I take a shower.
You can pretend you know who I am if you want, but you won't find an insecurity to prey on or pry apart.
Better get some rest, you have a test first period tomorrow.
>>22759562
That would be because of >>22759202
Yes, of course chubby guys aren't "that bad", they just aren't physically attractive. At all.
I'm in a loving relationship with a cute fit boy, who's reading this thread and laughing at you sad losers with me. After this, we'll probably watch some tv and fuck.
But don't worry, she'll approach you if you keep posting it in threads on /soc/! One day!! :^)
>>22759568
If you were such an alpha, you wouldn't be begging girls to approach you. That's all there is to it pal.
>>22759580
seems legit enough
hopefully he tips you after the fuck
Damn this devolved fast, ganna post some advice to women to maybe somewhat put this shit back on rails.
Give that beta guy that you think looks good a chance. He might have a lil dominance in him just needs coaxing out. Or not but not like it hurts to try, especially in this day of supposed equality.
>>22759614
>dominance that needs coaxing out
I haven't laughed this hard in a long time, anon
>>22759626
If you're being sincere then I'm happy for that.
>implying you can help or give advice to retards
Thread is full of faggots, faggots pretending to be women and dumb cunts. Pointless thread is pointless. The dumb cunts will just give "advice" on how you can be more of a puppet to them so they can get what they want and the guys will just give pointless advice as if it matters when it doesn't since she has a vagina and has already won anyway.
ok protip for girls
just be nice to me plz and youll have a bf forever
>>22759745
People use those words as a joke or ironically. Don't take things so seriously.
>>22759202
logic is flawed,. All-round nice guys do not exist on 4chan. You are on 4chan. Therefore, you cannot be an all-round nice guy.
PROTIPS FOR HUMANS:
- Ask people out who you find attractive. STOP THINKING YOUR GENDER HAS ANYTHING TO DO WITH IF YOU SHOULD DO THIS. PEOPLE WILL TELL YOU IT DOES BUT GUESS WHAT THEY'RE NOT YOU AND YOU CAN IGNORE THEM.
- If someone says no, don't get salty. Move on.
- If you are saying no to someone, don't get salty. Move on.
Displaying interest in someone does not place any shape or form of obligation upon them. Accept their decision, including whether they want to give you a shot to prove them wrong.
Someone displaying interest in you that you don't reciprocate is not a cause for mockery, disdain, or hostility.
Finally, don't try to blame "guys" or "girls" or "autists" or "neckbeards". People will do shitty things sometimes. It's a waste of time, effort, and emotion to validate those shitty things by arguing them or trying to work around them. Be yourself as hard and as well as you can be. Lead by example, not by complaining. And you'll find like minded people. Maybe even make the world a slightly better place.
>>22758436
Pedo bait.....
Protip for girls
The more you sleep around, the less likely you'll b egos relationship material.
Unless the guy is a beta fag
>>22760240
Stupid faggot, in my country we will kill you if you commit homosexuality. Welcome to ET. I will not let you lick my POO POO hole.
>>22759020
im a guy
>>22760521
Aww... Poor closeted homo. Shhh, don't worry. We won't tell your country about your homo tendencies.
>>22759558
>implying its irrational to want a girl who chases you
Ive got better stuff on my plate to do than run around looking for chicks. If I see a girl in public and I think shes cute Im gonna flirt with her, and if I get good vibes Im gonna probably ask for her number. Most of the guys I know are like this, these beta faggots exist but there arent as many of them as you seem to think. Youre probably just not a very attractive person, personally or physically
I certainly hope youre as pretty as you are dumb though cause otherwise I dont you see you going far
>>22760529
Holy shit this is the most normie insult I've ever seen
Homosexuality is a mental disease
Kill yourself faggot
>>22760529
I am going to punch some concrete to release some anger. My country eat good pussy boy, if you visit us maybe we will get you a good hook up. You must be eating that Asian fried rice or white basic flower flavor.
>>22760549
Oh wow another? Guess what they say it's true, 4chan sure of closeted faggots.
>>22759258
God yes. This!
>>22760550
Don't spoil your manicure over me, hun! That's just wasting money
>>22760553
Fucking normies
>Attracted to opposite sex
>Attracted to same sex
One of those is the sign of a low life degenerate with mental heath issues
Pick one
>>22760553
nigga I eat so much pussy that my breath smells of fish.
>>22760563
Glad to know what your choices are! Sure, when is your coming out of the closet party?
>>22760565
Oh sure, I bet that boy pussy leaves your breath smelling like manure alright.
>>22760575
I want you to prove how gay you are by watching as much high quality female porn. Make sure it's pornos with ZERO DICKS.
>>22760588
Sure, i'll prove myself to random strange in the internet who clearly has no value in my life.
I'll send you a card, give me your address.
>>22760575
Kill yourself projecting normie faggot
>>22760603
Oh you guys make me giggle. Thanks for the good time! Hope to catch you at the next pride parade!
>>22760606
>going to a pride parade
No wonder you're out here making us look bad you faggot.
>>22760595
I am doing a scientific study. Spend the entire day just mindlessly rubbing it. Even if hurts! just go harder.. I can help you.
>>22760610
Who is us?
>>22760616
Hold on, you're making a study about guys rubbing one out? kek
>>22760606
Normies at it again lel
>>22760521
I don't believe I spoke to orientation at all, buddy.
>>22760634
Funny isn't it?
use of hands is a MUST for any good blwjob.
nothing pisses me off more than a bad blowjob or a girl who uses solely her mouth and doesn't even touch your cock.
>>22760629
You like talking about normies. Perhaps you relate to them? Since you know so much about the subject lol
>>22760643
>Lol
>Projecting
>Faggot lover
>Normie scum
lmao
>>22760653
You're such a delight to chat. Wish i could troll you a bit more if i had time. Hope you enjoy your life as a ignorant bigot, Hope to troll with you some more another time =D
>>22758436
I wish it was the law to force gay people to be tortured with straight porn. They must masturbate nonstop until they are cured. No food no water just porn.
>>22760640
Almost as funny as "normie" now apparently meaning "anyone who makes me angry for any reason."
>>22760666
> =D
>>22760669
Good idea bro
Maybe put some stars on their clothes to let people know they are fags?
Send them all to a nice little camp full of activities to do
Concentration camps ?
>>22760683
>Concentration camps
I am going to get my country to enforce that law. We will let the dick suckers punish! NO FREEDOM. We will use masturbation chambers.
Dear ladies,
Have sex with me...you would really like it.
>Indifferent towards homos
>Post here that I hate all queerfags
>Normies mad
>Call me closet faggot boy
>Say they enjoy "trolling" me lel
>Mfw it was all a ruse to weed out the normies
>>22758467
I'm a fairly masculine guy but cuddles are the best. And as the other anon said, even when non-sexual
>>22760721
Sure it was, dear. Keep dreaming about that =)
>>22760721
>making irrelevant, nongenuine statements in order to bait out more irrelevant nongenuine statements
Sounds like you've got it all figured out man.
"Normie fag troll normie normie"
Am I le master troll yet?
>>22760794
You are now, sure showed me la
>>22760669
To attractive girls. Self entitlement because of good genes (something you don't have any control of) is one of the most off putting traits I can see in a girl.
Good looks don't make up for a shitty personality. Not for longer than one night, at least
Shit 4chan says lol
>>22759516
I'm 5'10" and 174lbs. Just because I think you sound like a cunt doesn't mean I'm fat.
>>22761235
That is a bit chubby if you aren't muscular
>>22761235
She does sound like a cunt though. That or some guy pretending to be a cunt
>>22761268
That's not really chubby.
>>22760641
>handcuffed/forced no-hands blowjob
>not hot
I feel bad for the lack of feeling in your penis m8.
>>22761268
I will concede to not being fit, though I'm working on that, but I am thin. I suppose I float between average and skinnyfat. I do have a more slender build though.
Research says the bar is still the most popular place to meet the opposite sex.
Where do you go to quench your thirst /soc/?
>>22761235
I'm 6'3" and 176.
One of us needs to either gain or lose weight.
>>22761711
Nah i agree with him
Shits boring
>>22758456
There's a difference between being smart and being legitimately inteilligent. A well learned girl is great
Always have had low self esteem, I've almost become a shut in at this point. Any advice for me to build confidence?
>>22758436
If you're passibly hot, every human male with testicles you ever met (even your father or grandfather i do mean everyone)would have sex with you if it wasnt for the consequences (be it moral, biological, social financial, etc). But the thought is always there, you ladies should know.
>>22758572
>In my experience, a good amount of women have the same libido as men do, they just don't admit it or speak up about it, or worse, they never initiate.
This to the max, idiots who claims women dont like sex is because they are ugly...
Women like sex but they are atracted to real man, that means, "man shaped" men, since it is customary today to avoid excersise and therefore stop having the shape of a man then yes, woman dont want to fuck THOSE men...
On the other hand, a girls body is less reliable on hos much she excersises
>>22763501
get out of your comfort zone
>>22761051
Lol, resentful as fuck, most pretty girl i knew were very nice indeed. (having an advantage makes you happy about being alive).
The problem is ugly losers who cant get a girl always justify their own misery by saying "all pretty people are evil"
>>22763501
Dude literally, you just gotta say fuck it and go for it. If you get rejected move on, there's literally billions of other hot chicks out there. Literally all you have to do to get chicks is
1. Not Stink
2. Have a Good Personality
3. Not be creepy
Boom pussy
Dear women, get off your fucking phone, nobody wants to talk to a person on their phone.
>>22763952
I've never had "game", I'm very socially awkward, even when I'm comfortable.
I've not dated since 2008, basically gave up after several relationships where I either was cheated on or seemingly was left for no reason. The last girl I was with even tried to convince me I was a homosexual because she tried sleeping with after only a few days and I was not " up to perform".
It would be nice to get into a relationship again but I'm a bit sensitive in that situation.
>>22763983
>seemingly was left for no reason.
i call bullshit, if you had several failed relationships, at least one of those girls, probably all of them told you waht was wrong but youre too much of a coward to change it,
dont come askign for our sympathy if you dont tell us the truth
>>22763983
Dude believe me i'm extremely socially awkward myself. But what can you do about it? Honestly, nothing. And you don't necessarily need "game" to get chicks. You just need to be able to talk and seem interesting enough to talk to. It's not hard at all, it's as easy as ordering food at a drive thru.
>>22764008
Projecting? Dude I did everything a guy was supposed to; treated them with respect, gave them attention and space when needed, treated them out once in awhile, if I did something wrong then I'm ignorant to it.
>>22764035
I suppose so, the comfort zone game is strong though, and I've built up a pretty large field.
>>22764075
>Projecting?
lel
>>22764075
>I did everything a guy was supposed to
lel. so defensive, brotip whoever told you what women in a relationship is an idiot.
Ok, lets start this easy, did any of the girls TOLD YOU why they left you? did they just dissapeared one day?
>>22764124
*what women want
>>22764124
Defensive because you made a rather aggressive comment. You could have simply said something like "I don't believe you" but instead type a full paragraph attacking me. So yeah, I got defensive.
One girl claimed it was because her mom told her to, which ehhh, okay maybe that was way back in high school, but most of them later on just up and said we're through and then find them, some times only a few days, walking around and getting cozy with another guy. Some just stopped talking to me completely without really saying anything.
I'm not saying I did wrong, but I'm not about to become an abusive, womanizing ass hole just to get laid, which feels like what you're implying.
>>22764214
I'm not saying I didn't do wrong*
>>22764214
Nice guys don't get laid. You don't have to be a total sociopathic asshat. But 9/10 you do have to be a bit of an dick. Shows dominance senpai.
>>22764233
Aint got it in me, guess we call me a beta and close the case. I don't have patience for any high school or frat boy head games.
>>22764214
look , your whjole argument "i done everything perfectly but those mean girls left me anyway" just reeks of denial. You probably already know whats wrong withy ou
>>22764233
>>22764214
i disagree with both, that whole "nice guys dont get laid" is bullshit.
What girls don't like is a guy wihtout balls, without courage. It is only losers who equate "having balls" with "being an asshole".
Know the difference between being an asshole and having balls. this is very important.
This is what women really like, if you have that trait then they prefer that youre also nice, its a plus. but if youre nice but have no balls then they are going to dump you, and its super hypocritical to blame them for that, you just don't posess the characteristic that makes them feel attracted to you, you would do the same thing for a girl that didnt make you atracted even if she were nice.
>>22764214
your description of what you think a relationship is about is very revealing : "I did everything a guy was supposed to; treated them with respect, gave them attention and space when needed, treated them out once in awhile,"
Did you make her feel special?
did you make her life exciting?
did you light a fire in her heart?
Were you willing to fight for her?
did you made her feel protected?
the list goes on and on, but my diagnosis is that youre too submisive and have no balls, seriously, be assertive and your next girl wont leave you, helll, youll even probably grow a pair to leave the girl yourself.
seriously, this is the best advice you can ever get, if you wnat a shoulder to cry on try your mother
>>22764304
You're correct I was wrong on the nice guys don't get laid thing if you put it that way.
>>22764332
It's a common mistake, i used to make it when i was a teen too, but 100 out of 100 times, if you're already dominant, then its a plus for girls for one to be a nice guy.
Just be a winner, that's it, the only reason why being a winner would be compared to being an asshole is the envy of the losers.
>>22764304
Man, people on here are incredibly aggressive about this crap. I already said I wasn't innocent, just ignorant. Two different things, I'm not claiming innocence at all, just being unaware of the reasons as to why.
As far as your check list goes, how the hell am I supposed to know their every little emotional and thought all the time? Sorry but you think like a scorned woman, and you feel of projection and anger.
I'm not perfect in any sense but I'm not some extreme of what ever you claim me to be. You literally know nothing about me other than what I've chosen to disclose but you've already made definitive conclusions about who I am to the core.
Your post is ignorance incarnate.
>>22764372
Seriously man, i dont care what you say, this is the internet, my life is good and i love my gf.
Im just giving you useful advice, you lack balls, youre submissive, unenergetic, you dont take the iniciative, youre beta.
Grow a pair, think about your attitude towards life: brotip? did you even care about those girls that left you? did you fight for them?. (if the answer is yes then no, then you cannot be so hypocritical as to not see the problem
yeah the aggresivenes is free, but learn to deal with it.
if a girl smiles at me, should I smile back? Today, a girl smiled at me and I tipped my head at her and it reminded me of my euphoria and so I began to laugh. Pls help.
>>22764390
>you're beta
You never provided advice though, you've done nothing but hit me with personal attacks. Your "advice" is warped.
Cumdumpsters ears up
Learn how to stop expecting prince charming with chocolate money dicks, and accept reality. Stop turning down guys cause of looks and lack of chocolate money cock, looks fade. Time hits bitches like a brick, but ages men like fine wine. You'll just end up with someone who leaves you when your tits start passing your belly button, cause yes guys have standards too. And those of us with chocolate money cocks definitely have them. Btw, its about the age of 30 when that shit happens if not sooner for.some of you niggas. Sp start strapping them titties down right now cause that dont leave much time for finding a lifelong baby daddy. so odds are you'll die a lonely cat woman cause you wanted to wait for someone that won't choose you in the end
>>22758456
Someone's insecurities are showing
>>22763501
Plastic surgery
>>22763968
We don't want to talk to you. Hence being on the phone.
Ladies, when a guy has to say he's a good guy, it means he's not. Actual good guys don't announce that.
>>22764437
>Learn how to stop expecting prince charming with chocolate money dicks, and accept reality.
>And those of us with chocolate money cocks definitely have them.
...
>that cringey rant clearly made by someone who cant get hot girls
>having desirable traits
choose one and only one
>>22764466
Hey cunt. Some advice, you dont gotta give your opinion on every little thing. Your opinion isn't that important. Just makes you sound like a mom who won't stop criticizing shit. Guys dont want to fuck there mom, well the normal ones don't. So I guess there's still a chance for you
>>22762560
For reference, my waist is below 32".
>>22764468
Why bother announcing what kind of guy you are at all? Let them decide.
Protip for ladies;
Secret to 90% of men:
Food/beverage, you aint gotta bring be a maid but once in awhile bring us a cup of our favorite drink and make dinner from time to time.
>inb4 triggers
Make us feel needed
Come to bed naked once in awhile and maybe touch our winky
Boom, instant LTR
>>22765316
All of this.
>>22760641
I'm gonna disagree with you on that.
>>22765316
>Food/beverage, you aint gotta bring be a maid but once in awhile bring us a cup of our favorite drink and make dinner from time to time.
this goes both ways though. in a lot of relationships the guy will buy the food rather than make it, but still, food is a shortcut to almost anyone's heart.
As requested by /fit/
>>22767045
As not requested, from fit :^]
>>22767119
that looks nice anon, love an uncut dick
>>22767045
nice size. thanks! would like to see some thigh/leg/foot too please:)
>>22767129
Thanks babe, Iooking forward to draining my balls to your cute boobies tonight :3
>>22762560
Depends on your frame, 10 more wouldn't hurt you, unless it's fat.
I'm 6'5 and about 190, still look a bit lanky, some more muscles wouldn't hurt me
>>22764124
Look at this faggot talking like he is a PUA.
What a cringe beta basement dwelling faggot. Every single one of your posts is cancer inducing
>>22767795
>Not recognising Hitch by his posts
Man that was a shitty movie
>>22758505
cheers
>>22759338
thanks good advice
what's a good camera angle or pose to use if I am a guy who needs better pictures for my online dating profile
>>22764390
>>22764370
>>22764304
>>22764124
Bro tip? :^) These are some seriously low quality shit posts. Post photo? I want to associate a face to this kind of raging, self indulgent faggotry.
>>22764437
You definitely don't sound like a bitter edgy faggot at all
Men:
Never get serious with a woman who has a high body count.
Besides the fact it shows an inability to commit, why would you make an effort for someone who's clearly made it easy for every other bloke?
>>22768045
Bang on! You are so right
>>22768045
This doesn't allign with my experience
>>22768094
>Exceptions and annecdotes somehow more prevalent that general rules.
Stop defending the sluts, mate.
>>22768104
No, I will continue to do so and be the happy mother fucker I am. Not like you'll suck my dick out of appreciation.
>>22768045
So what you're saying is that I should jump through hoops for the girl who wants to tell me about how slutty all her friends are while I drive her to the mall?
Question to women:
What can a male tell you to turn you on during sex?
>>22768189
alright I get it fuck me and I'll figure it out
