What would you beta keks do to get with a girl like me?
>>22740421
depends how slutty u r, show ass and face in same pic...
>>22740421
You got that face that says fat by 25
>>22740421
Break in, tie you up and rape you till I could rape no more. Then I would take a picture of you and upload you to /b
>>22740421
Suck a dick
>>22740421
Chloroform + van
>>22740421
Very little.
>>22740421
>>22740445
Same ID. Someone's doing this too not just Maxim
I TOLD YOU FAGGOTS THEYRE FRAMING MAXIM
>>22740421
>>22740445
>>22740421
Be myself.
I ain't finna run after someone who don't like me for me
This is some basic shit
I throw you up against the wall, and grab you by your throat, pressing myself against you. I growl into your ear, "I'm going to fuck your slutty cunt so hard you won't be able to walk straight for days. No need to thank me, I know it's what a dirty whore like you wants." You whimper, your eyes pleading with me. I rip your shirt and bra off roughly, holding you against the wall with my one hand on your throat.
>>22740421
offer you the key to my chastity cage, tip my fedora and follow up with a "m'lady"
>>22740421
pay about $20
>>22740476
hi maxim
>>22740520
>>22740551
Oh snap. Dis gon b gud *gets popcorn*
Same thing I do with any pretty woman: cry until you pity fuck me.
>>22740421
Pay you money, since clearly you are a whore.
Eat my cum out of your pussy
>>22740932
That's fucking genius!
>>22740421
oooooOOOOOooooooOOOOOO
OOOOoooooooooOOOOOOOoooo
I see your future faaaaaceeeee at 43
>everyone taking Maxim's bait
>>22740421
Nothing, I don't deal with pretentious people
>>22740421
>implying cück
>implying I wouldn't want to cück you and take your boyfriend.
:^)
there you have it folks, proof that maxim is op
>>22741258
>itt maxim pretends to be dale pretending to be maxim
>>22741433
take your pills maxim
>>22741448
[says dale as he scurry's through his autism]
>>22740421
I'd do this.
kill
>>22741497
why do you talk in third person, dale?
>>22740421
Join the KKK.
>>22740421
VROOM VROOM FROM THE BACK
>>22740421
Post my kik and get bombarded by a thousand dick picks for just one smile from you
I don't know who's trolling who anymore
>>22740421
irrelevant.
i'm sure you wouldn't interest me sexually, you look pretty damn boring.
>>22741448
>>22741497
>>22741739
>>22741764
Maxim won this time
>>22740421
I wouldn't do much. I'd barely participate in the sex act. I'd make you do all the work. You would probably have to stop and suck me a lot. Your not that pretty. Unless your body is flawless. I can picture someone else's head.
Hand you the key to my chastity cage.
What's going on in here?
>>22740421
I'd eat a Klondike Bar.
>>22740421
Ask you for a timestamp.
Not a lot desu
>>22742675
Maxim and dale baiting people and them falling for it
>>22742959
Who is maxim and dale?
>>22740421
I'd do a lot to distance myself from someone like you. Bitch looking like a mother of three.
Girls that only post shoulders and up are usually fat. You wanted to know what people would do yet you only show your face. This isnt fucking craigslist.
Pretty much anything op
>>22742966
Photoshop trolls
>>22740421
Lower my standards.
>>22740421
I would insert my penis into your vagina until I ejaculated inside of you. What would I do to get you? I would probably offer to buy you a Filet O' Fish.
Bong rips and farting
>>22745558
Look at the catalog now
kek
Give you my last Klondike bar
>>22740421
Timestamp pls.
>>22740421
Tie you up and fuck you no holes barred
>>22746532
Won't be possible. Pic taken from a rate thread unless she sees this and wants to do it.
>>22746668
Really. ? When. ?
>>22740438
In all honesty this is an insightful, clever comment, and one I happen to agree with.
It's rare, but she's got it.
>>22746719
What if she is 25?
>>22746954
Why do you care about this cum slut? It's just maxim and dale shitposting anyways
>>22746954
Why do you care about this cum slut? It's just another maxim shit post thread anyways
>>22746992
>>22746997
Don't care about her. She's kinda cute. And I'm bored.
>>22740421
Nothing. I think you misunderstand what a beta-kek is.
>>22740421
like your face on this pic. I would do nothing particular, you'd come to me anyway if you met me.
>>22740421
this is my usual interaction.
You look at me. I look back and smile. You walk away. Women make their decision on guys quickly. So unless I forced you nothing.
Now if i had you at my mercy. I would tie you up good. Id put a tight collar on you. I'd feel guilty about doing it, but seeing you helpless and submissive drives me on. I'd pin you down so you could feel my weight, i'd pin your arms so you could feel my strength. I'd pull on your collar just to choke you a little. you're at my mercy. I'd go down on you hard, eat your pussy, lick your asshole, keep going until youre ready to take me. I'd slide my dick into your soaked pussy, I'd force myself in again and again, I'd fuck you as deep as I can. This is for my pleasure only. I tell you I'm going to impregnate you and that you'll be raising my child. I'd thrust so hard and deep that it hurts and I bust my load hard into you. I collapse on top of you, but keep my penis inside to make sure you take my cum. Eventually my dick gets hard again and I can choose another forceful way to rape you. maybe anal, maybe oral. Your pregnancy and my complete domination of your soul is the only way i'd stop.
So, the above or a variation of.
4chan has put me onto regression recently, so I'd probably try that too. I'd try to regress you to a pre-puberty mindset.
>>22740421
I don't know. Ask you a question and see if I can get a smile back by telling a little joke about it. If you laugh than do I know that I did a good job at being me and hopefully I see you come by were I'm usually at again.
>>22747280
they all say that.
